It's a dark time.
The Adpocolypse is destroying YouTube as we know it.
Surely, Cartoon Hook-Ups will survive, right?
Cartoon characters still need to get laid.
I need to get laid.
I can save this damn show!
I just need to find some b*tches.
Man, I remember a time when the hotel
was just packed with cartoons hooking up.
Dude, it's been better without Winky Dink to write ways to mess everything up.
Seriously?
Yeah, man. I just rocked Mary Jane's world.
No interruptions. No nothin.
No way.
Uh, you feel that yet?
Nope.
Yeah, you like it.
Huh. You know, Mary Jane and I used to be a thing.
Suuuuuure, you were.
So even THAT guy is getting some?
Dude, EVERYONE'S been getting freaky.
Uh, hello?
Heyyyyyy Paaaaatrick.
I don't like it here, Sponge Bob.
Take your pants off, Patrick.
...What?
I said, take your g*d damned pants off.
Wow, so now I may actually have a chance?
Totally. Why don't you try her, over there?
Poison Ivy?
She's from the right universe, and she's looking way hot.
I could give it a try.
Just try one of your best lines on her.
I do have some pretty great lines.
So, I hear, you're a big lesbo, now.
So, no one will do me.
Will you?
Boobs!
Sorry. Sorry. Eh hem! Excuse me.
Boobs. Ah, I just said that, didn't I?
Yo! You alright?
Maybe I'm thinking of someone else. My lines actually aren't so great.
Batman! Just get over there!
So, I hear you're a big- Ahhh, Boobs! Oh!
Are you okay?
Oh my god! I don't think so.
You're doing great!
You need help getting back to your room?
Yes. Yes I do.
Well, I better let you rest.
No, don't go.
Why not?
Don't you feel that we've made some rare connection?
Don't you feel the sexual tension?
No, not at all.
Your boobs look great from here, by the way.
Thank you.
Look, I'm just gonna lay it all out there.
We have to do it. To save Cartoon Hook-Ups.
I don't think I can.
You're seeing someone?
No, we're technically on a break.
Then what is it?
The fandom has me into girls now.
Oh, my god. It's happening.
That's something Winky Dink would write.
Could this be? Are we in a Hook-Up right now?
But... I'll do it.
What?
Neither of us are going to like it, but I'll do it. For you.
Why me?
Because you're terrible. No one else is going to.
I just feel really sorry for you.
Okay...
So get over here...
This is going way better than it should. There's going to be a knock on the door or something.
Is Deadpool in here? Deadpool?
Just...get over here.
Holy crap. This is happening. It's like, really happening.
[Knocks]
Ivy! You in there?
Oh, no!
Haha! There it is! You're too late, Winky Dink!
I'm already in! Oh, my!
Ow! Are those thorns!? OW!!!
Are those SERIOUSLY thorns!?
Damn you, Winky Dink!
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