hello everyone it's me Jayskibean and today's my birthday so I just want to
thank everybody for everything I feel like it's a milestone I mean it's my
birthday it's a milestone I'm close to 600 subs so let's make this my six not a
subscriber milestone video - it's not going to be really anything special I
mean it's just a fidget spinner dating game but I just want to thank you all
for everything you guys are great everybody who stuck by these it's
beginning you know who you are and all the new people who have joined the
channel and started watching me and and spread the word about me and it's
awesome it's really great to actually have viewers who actually like my stuff
that I put out there and everything and I've grown a lot in the past month not
in subscribers because it's still filtering out like there's still a lot
of people who don't watch my stuff who are unsubscribing but I'm gaining a lot
of people who actually do watch my stuff and my views in my my watch time is like
skyrocketed in the past month I've gotten it's like doubled it's crazy
my subs have it but my views Minh in few time has it's amazing that's that's
growth of I've ever seen it so I'm gonna go ahead and get started dating a
bitches but that's the principle ah another beautiful day to start off
another beautiful school year okay I hope this year I don't have to use my
trademarked in to utterly unique catchphrase fidgety foo haha last year I
had a new record of saying at 17 times my wife was very angry stop swearing she
said she says that if I say fidgety food more than 17 times in a year she'll
divorce me look at this oh I see wear the shirt so tease the principal what
kind of schools yeah whatever student new kid hello are you the
principal Oh welcome you must be the new kid aka student new kid uh-oh it's me
that's not my name fidgety foo oh that one it's awesome
oh I'm sorry sometimes I say that phrase when I'm angry or annoyed there must
have been an administration error in the school please let us know the debuted
like to be known as my real name is fidgety foo you want to be known as
fidgety foo yes yes nice to meet you fidgety foo
ah ah man I thought it was gonna I was gonna count it I'm out know why but I
was looking for Easter eggs thinking it was gonna count that as number two okay
anyway it's great to have you here at fidget uber class keep spitting skills
for adolescence kids at everyone Academy that's a long name or if the fuck's sake
Academy for short hahaha it's so good oh man just let me know
which class you're in oh that's interesting you'll be in class at 5:00
we're very lucky to have another new student starting in that class as well
there's a first digit spinner to ever study there what did you just say one of
the students is a fidget spinner oh that was me
well I just start reading like who's talking yes oh don't worry you probably
won't notice their fidget spinner they blended very easily oh my god this is
sick use this hello is this class f-five yes it is you must be the new kid that's
right I'm fidgety foo well I can't believe what are these - oh wow I can't
believe what I do students is a fidget spinner I can't tell which one ha ha ha
i'm clooney classmate I'm dick dancer no reason why I'm fizzy in the fitch I mean
the normal human we're definitely not a kid's toy blush oh my god hi students
calm down and let's get studying today we'll be studying
angular momentum does anyone know what this means oh I know angular momentum is
how fast things are rotating that's right Clooney it measured it
measures the stuff that rotates and I know one of you has a lot of experience
with this am i right Maggie ago the music got some real fun hey fidgety food
what are you doing I'm bad to go I'm about to go home why well what do you
mind walking home with me I don't know anyone else and I'm kind of scared
walking home in a new neighborhood I'm sure that's fine I'm happy to be very
careful those things fidgety food this way careful those kids might spin you
walking home please observe sight observed silence hmm there's something
different about busy but I can't put my finger on it
come on fidgety food let's go maybe I'll learn more about her on the way home so
you probably realized I'm a fidget spinner oh that's what it was now that
you mention it I was wondering where her arms were in her body I know what you
think I'm a freak I could never make friends of school that's why I have to
move around so much move around you mean that's why you spin around during break
time no I just enjoy spinning I meant moving houses right gotcha and the more
I move the more people realize on the fidget center and I want to play with me
it's a never-ending cycle a never-ending cycle you mean you can't stop spinning
no I can't stop spinning whatever I want anyway I'm always lonely and that's why
I was wondering would you go on the school trip with me hmm you mean the
cruise around the ocean that's right I don't know anyone else you promise
you'll go with me okay sure I'll go oh I can't say no I can't say no your fitness
bitter all I want to date you or whatever
thanks widget e food means a lot to me fizzy isn't like the other fidget
spinners I know country's fun sensitive and girly just looking at her makes me
dizzy I don't know that's a lot like the other fidget spenders I know I mean look
at this guy I should tell her how unique and special she is Fidji Hey look a
giant fish your spinner let's catch it oh no children I'd better run ha ha ha
ha quick after it yay they rot off into the distance before you can make up your
mind whether to follow them they're gone
you decide to tell her how you feel tomorrow hmm where's dizzy she still not
arrived a glass yet please come to our glass while I introduce our newest
student now I know a lot of you were surprised when fitchy turned out to be a
pitcher spinner but I can guarantee this next student is definitely a human
please put your hands together for yo-yo Jones ha ha ha hey what's up I'm yo-yo
but you can call me yo ha that's a beautiful boy who sent for you two foot
boy in the back now is she staring at me no she couldn't be looking at me right
wow he's so dreamy did you sit next to fidgety foo yo-yo ok
but this that's where 50 cents busy you mean the fidget spinner now that you
mention it why isn't she in class yet she might be in trouble can I go look
for her hmm all right but be quick yo-yo I hope fishy is all right huh I hear
voices coming down the hall I don't care what people say about you you're
beautiful looking at you makes me feel dizzy hmm
so sore my lines take that so nice no one ever said that to me about me before
I don't know what to say say you'll go to school trip with me say you'll
promise but dick there's someone else you already have a boyfriend not really
then there's no problem should I do something should I do
something first it's honest hey fishy fishy food what do you do what are you
doing here teacher sent me in to see you why you're not class yet
what are you two doing I was just asking 50 why she was late for school too
you look like you look at dick dancer than a veggie named dick dancer it's got
to be that you had to name the carrot oh my god is that really what he was doing
Syd you just seeing while you're not in class yet yes that's what we were
talking about I'm sorry for being late I'll go to class now you shouldn't be so
clingy to Fidji she has her own life you know she'd be happier if you spent less
time with her yeah that why do you spend so much time with her she likes me why
do you keep following her around it's creepy me how to follow her around
you're crazy you stalk her and as upsetting her stay away from us hmm that
the principal over there ha ha ha forgot he looks like that ha ha
Oh piggy foo too good oh god I love the bridge no Lisa buddy the washing
machines aren't working oh no what am I going to do there are 60 boys sitting
naked waiting for me to wash their clothes after the sports lesson if I
can't find some way to wash their clothes imagine what will happen
Cristobal that was 16 hit eyewitness account I was cold I was naked there was
a lot of naked people 50 years ago today the story that shocked the world into
war the principal caught was 60 naked students I'm kind of your panic attack
I've got to find some way to get these washing machines working hi principal is
something wrong oh I have an idea you're friends with Digi right sort of could
you get her for me I need a washing machine six fat surely she could spin
around and wash the clothes for me right ha ha ha maybe but you know she's kind
of mean I'm not sure she'd do it really she seems so nice and friendly you
really think she wouldn't wash the clothes for me absolutely not the more I
see a vision of more I realized how selfish she is in that case I'm still in
trouble how am I going to wash all these clothes let me fix the washing machine I
can do it faster and safer than FICCI ever could really well if you insist the
washing machine is in the other side of the school there might be some junk
nearby that can help you okay okay all I need to do is fix this
washing machine not such a big deal right why is it in the kitchen
50 is not so special anything she can do I can do myself even faster now let me
see there's a lot of junk in here I can use to fix the washing machine firstly
how stuff start spitting stuff around just apply a propeller right this old
airplane propeller should work nicely now what should I use as a power source
a 19-point battery or a women a nineteen volt battery duh excellent it's a little
bit powerful but maybe that'll make the clothes even cleaner than usual okay
then do I need anything else plug into the wall okay let me just shortly before
passing out you hear a big boom I think the patient's waking up hello can you
hear me you've been in a terrible accident an explosion from a makeshift
washing machine can you tell me your name
fidgety Fuu excellent nurse note that down patient is awake and speaking can
you try opening your eyes excellent you seem to be getting better very quickly
you might be able to leave here very soon but first let me ask you some
questions make sure you're okay this is called the horse horse shash test I'll
show you an image and you just have to say the first thing you think of what do
you think of this image a cow doing the student or a horny fidgets but a horny
businessman or interesting how about this image I'm saying flying through a
storm or fidgets bit or floating in the ocean alright and one more image just
just say the first thing that comes to mind looking down on a microscope at
y-chromosomes that make up your DNA or fish is better okay I think I understand
you deeply you're a mentally unstable deranged person who have success with
fidget spitters I think you need treatment what kind of treatment doc you
need to be treated like my special patients by being thrown into the
burning fire of my furnace if you survived and that shows your flame proof
and hints must be killed by drowning no doc I'm not ill you gotta let me go stop
trying to save yourself you deranged lunatic they get into the fire no
objections
objects show spin oh stop right there doc the only one going into flames today
will be you didn't get ya know defeated by visits betters again
are you okay fidgety Fuu yes I am but how did you know I was how did you know
I was here you've been missing for 60 days Oh chief
at first I thought you just disappeared on your own maybe you wanted some time
alone or something but then you didn't come to our school trip and I knew
something was wrong because you promised you'd be there so I came to find you it
doesn't really explain how you knew I was here but anyway everyone's waiting
for us waiting for us to do what go on a school trip silly you still coming I've
been kidnapped for 60 days and almost thrown into a furnace and you want me to
go on a school trip is that a yes it's a yes it has to be your Provost you
promised yeah I guess I can go to school trip what what's the worst that can
happen and so you go on the school trip which begins in the maiden voyage of the
newest biggest ship in the world said to be unsinkable then tie spin tannic ha ha
ha ha well so the tie spin tannic is the first ship powered by pigeon spinners
yes that's right finally something I can be useful for
hey Fidji can we kick dancer stares at you fidgety food what are you doing here
surprised are you well yeah you've been missing for 60 days 60 mix tea no big
deal he's so dreamy oh my god I'm only here because Fidji asked me
specifically yeah about that what you don't want me
here of course I do I mean we promised I just don't want you getting in any weird
ideas we're just friends alright ha ha yep good old friends not come on Fidji
let me show you how fidgets Bender's powers of ship oh yay
dick Danson leaves with his arm around Fidji in a stupid grin on his face so it
looks like you'll be single on this road on the school trip oh whatever doesn't
bother me you know I've been watching you from afar really I don't think I
care you're very handsome very macho I like that I think whatever you know
there's something different about yo-yo Jones but a ham put my finger on it
maybe I'll learn about her while talking to her right now you probably already
know this but I'm actually a yo-yo oh so that's what it was
haha now that she mentioned it I was wondering where her arms legs and body
work I think we should start dating you agree if you say no I'm going to kiss
you anyway no fidgety foo come see this Oh were you
kissing at a yo-yo I didn't know you felt that way about kids toys fitchy
it's not like that well what was that did we just crash
into something oh no dick dancers still in the edge of the ship good good
riddance fishy how it's dangerous ah the ship shaking again I've got to see fifty
fifty what happened to FICCI I was knocked over the edge just before
a fella in Fidji grabbed me and helped me back up I was climbing me back a
board where the second shake happened I grabbed her arm and she she I pulled her
over the ledge she's in the water Vicky can you hear me I can't see her
she must be underwater oh no what have I done
I don't deserve to still be alive he's gone fidgety foo it's only a matter of
time till she drowns freezes or is sucked up by the propellers this is
worse than I you know even if she's even even if we fit we lose we say fizzy
somehow we've crashed into an iceberg the entire ship is sinking we only have
minutes before were under water fidgety foo and a friend sinks deeper beneath
the waves the ship slowly sinks down too will they be able to escape alive and if
they survive will they be able to hit tell each other how they feel find out
next time down day to fidget spinner - to be continued the end
thanks for playing oh that was that hahaha fuck oh my god I know it was so
much better than I thought it was gonna be I thought I was gonna be some stupid
dating game but is actually really goofy and I loved it I loved had I was like
making fun of all these stupid dating games it's the best that's that's the
best birthday present ever so anyway I hope you guys enjoyed pretty
self-explanatory I don't have to get the games recap you know what happened you
saw it you were there so yeah a birthday to me and if you guys didn't enjoy make
sure you slap that like button underneath the video and until next time
I'll see you guys later
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