Waching daily Jun 3 2017

Hello everyone !!! I am here again after one month !

my PC was dead and i cant make a video!

i have some more problems all this time ! but finally

everything is alright and ...

i like to celebrate it with a piece of olive wood !!so lets see what we can make

first i drill a hole to catch the wood on the lathe !!

then secure the wood with tail stock !

before we start we check if the wood hit the tool rest !

and we will start to roughing out the wood with a bowl gouge !

i use the parting tool to straight the wood !

will be a very nice one !! the grain are stunning !!!

i use my negative rake scrapper to fix some details !

with the round nose scraper i finish my bowl !

i have lower the speed on the lathe

and i drill a tenon for catch the bowl on the chuck !

i start sanding with 120 grit and 700rpm

150 grit

180 grit

240 grit

320 grit

400 grit

i clean the bowl from the dust

i put some paraffin oil

then 400 grit wet sandpaper

300 rpm and Yorkshire grit

the outside of the bowl are ready

now i need to turn it !

i start to empty my bowl with the bowl gouge !

little happy moments !!!

check the thickness of the bowl to be the same

the bowl have some holes

and the wood is in some parts soft and hard to others !

but all this details gives the beauty to olive root !

i change position to the toll rest and i finish the inside with a round nose scraper

is ready and is the bored work .... sanding !!

i use the same grits as before

again cleaning the dust !

paraffin oil

and in the end yorkshire grit !!!

my bowl is ready !!!

have some really nice details in !!!

i don't know if you can see it now i will put some photos at the end

i hope you enjoy it

i wait for your comments and your suggestions !

and i hope to see you again next Sunday !!until then take care !!!

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BOOM: Reporter EXPOSES Massive NSA Scandal, Loretta Lynch Implicated - Duration: 2:29.

The meeting between Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton has been stirring up controversy for

a while now.

The two met in what was supposed to be a "social" meeting on the tarmac in Arizona.

In a shocking discovery, The Gateway Pundit reports that an orthodontist in Florida named

Larry Kawa requested to have the recording of Clinton and Lynch released to the public.

The National Security Agency is refusing to release a copy of the tape.

The NSA is claiming that the tape is critical to "national security."

What happened to their fun social event?

(via Facebook).

It is evident that something is being hidden here.

What could be SO damning about a tape between two friends that our national security is

put at risk?

Hillary Clinton stated on "Meet the Press" that they were talking about their grandkids

and golf during the meeting.

Are Bill's golf tips so valuable that they present a national threat?

We doubt it.

Larry Kawa is no stranger to getting information requests denied from our government.

Judicial Watch recently had to file on their behalf because he could not get a copy of

Clinton's emails concerning Benghazi.

The NSA knows that Kawa is what they would call a "snooper," so they are going to

deny him information at every cost.

We just cannot figure out what kind of excuse they are going to use to justify this behavior.

Liberals have been working together for a while to take down President Trump.

They do not like him, and are willing to do whatever it takes to get people to stop listening

to him and respecting him.

We are confident that Clinton and Lynch were meeting so that plans could be developed to

further turn the media and people against our president.

Luckily, people are starting to wake up and see the hypocrisy.

President Trump knows that there are people out to get him in our government.

He knows that he needs to pay attention to who is talking.

There is a hidden scandal surfacing from all of this, and we want answers.

The future is going to be interesting for liberals like Lynch, and the Clintons.

Life is going to come to a screeching halt when they realize that their master plan to

sabotage Trump failed miserably.

The look on their faces when they see our country at the end of Trump's presidency

is going to be priceless.

Hopefully Lynch ends up watching his farewell speech behind bars.

Do YOU think that there is a massive NSA scandal?

Please share this news and tell us what you think!

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Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Movie Clip | The Truth About Johann Schmidt | HD - Duration: 3:48.

- May I? - Yeah.

Can't sleep?

I got the jitters, I guess.

Me, too.

Can I ask you a question?

Just one?

Why me?

I suppose that is the only question that matters.

This is from Augsburg. My city.

So many people forget

that the first country the Nazis invaded was their own.

You know, after the last war, my people struggled.

They felt weak. They felt small.

And then Hitler comes along with the marching

and the big show and the flags.

And he hears of me. My work. And he finds me.

And he says, "You."

He says, "You will make us strong."

Well, I am not interested.

So he sends the head of Hydra,

his research division.

A brilliant scientist by the name of Johann Schmidt.

Now, Schmidt is a member of the inner circle.

And he is ambitious.

He and Hitler share a passion for occult power and Teutonic myth.

Hitler uses his fantasies to inspire his followers.

But for Schmidt, it is not fantasy.

For him, it is real. He has become convinced

that there is a great power hidden in the earth,

left here by the gods,

waiting to be seized by a superior man.

So when he hears about my formula and what it can do, he cannot resist.

Schmidt must become that superior man.

Did it make him stronger?

Yes.

But there were other effects.

The serum was not ready.

But more important, the man.

The serum amplifies everything that is inside,

so good becomes great.

Bad becomes worse.

This is why you were chosen.

Because a strong man who has known power all his life

may lose respect for that power,

but a weak man knows the value of strength.

And knows

compassion.

Thanks. I think.

Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing.

That you will stay who you are.

Not a perfect soldier,

but

a good man.

To the little guys.

No, no. Wait, wait. What I am doing?

No, you have procedure tomorrow. No fluids.

All right. We'll drink it after.

No, I don't have procedure tomorrow. Drink it after? I drink it now.(CoolestClips4K)

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10 Weird Things You Didn't Know About Your Own Body - Duration: 5:26.

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Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Movie Clip | 'Heinz Kruger Kills Dr. Erskine' Scene | HD - Duration: 4:13.

How do you like Brooklyn now, Senator?

I can think of some folks in Berlin who are about to get very nervous.

Congratulations, Doctor.

Thank you, sir.

Stop him!

What are you doing? Buddy, are you all right?

Hey, this guy's been shot!

I had him!

Sorry!

I'm sorry!

No! No! Not my son!

- Stop it! - Don't hurt him!

Get back!

Let me go!

Let go of my son!

Don't hurt him!

Wait, don't! Don't!

No! Don't!

Go get him! I can swim!.(CoolestClips4K)

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Kung Fu | Kati advanced snake - Full Fight Channel - Duration: 2:51.

Hi guys, Kung Fu,

Teacher Nando Lee demonstrating kati of advanced serpent.

Man, you will not find anything like it on the Internet.

The guy is very fast, you can not even see his hands.

And in addition also has some students applying his other katis,

apena worth checking, okay?! go to the video.

Now we will demonstrate an advanced kati snake, and show a technique above a black belt.

Nando Lee: prepared ...

Go.

I said guys, I said that you would like.

Nando Lee ...

i'm impressed

Man... you are very fast, really exquisite technique you apply,

students are also to be congratulated.

You do not really have anything like that on the Internet with the application of Teacher Nando Lee

the guy is pretty good. applying those very fast there blows in the lower neck up

guy is scary ... saw ?!

very cool Really cool

sharing knowledge with us thank you master. the prestige and trust.

guys...

subscribe on the channel ... let your like in the video, share ...

thanks for the prestige to the next week

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CONCHA ESPINHOSA, CRACAS e BESOURO - Duration: 2:02.

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Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) | Beatbox - acapella cover - Duration: 3:27.

Hello everyone!

If you like this video, put finger up

and subscribe to my channel

I have almost 100 subscribers

and goodbye

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"BANDS" Lit Trap Beat Instrumental 2017 | Dope Melodic Rap Hiphop Freestyle Trap Type Beat | Free DL - Duration: 4:02.

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Can You Learn Perfect Pitch? - Duration: 2:56.

If you heard some random music notes, would you be able to figure out what they were?

Like, could you just tell that this ... is a D,

and this—absolutely an A-flat?

Maybe you're just great at guessing, or you could have a rare ability called perfect pitch,

which puts you in the same club as Mozart.

Perfect pitch, also called absolute pitch,

allows you to identify musical notes without context,

which is especially helpful if you are a musician.

Most research seems to say you have to learn it as a kid.

But with lots of practice, it might be possible to develop sort-of perfect pitch as an adult.

Many studies suggest that to have perfect pitch,

you need to start musical training around six years old, during a critical period of development.

During this time, your brain is figuring out which neural pathways will be useful,

and which ones it should just get rid of.

The key is giving sound meaning, like that this sound ... is a C.

Just like learning that the fluffy, slobbery thing that cuddles up next to you is called a dog.

Also, if you speak a tonal language where pitch affects the meaning of words, like Mandarin,

you could be more likely to develop perfect pitch,

since your brain has been associating different pitches with meaning from the start.

But if you're not actively learning musical notes,

your brain will get rid of those extra sound-identifying connections so it can become more efficient.

Most of this research is only correlational, meaning scientists didn't manipulate any variables and, like,

teach babies certain combinations of language and musical notes.

But it still makes sense with what we know about how the brain develops.

If you missed that critical period of development,

researchers aren't sure if you would ever be able to develop true perfect pitch.

But some studies have found that adults can be trained to better identify notes,

which can last for months.

In a 2015 paper from the journal Cognition,

researchers tested 17 university students with various musical backgrounds, but no perfect pitch,

and got a baseline for how well they could name different notes and recreate notes that they just heard.

Then, the participants went through training where they listened to 180 piano notes,

were asked to name them, and got corrected when they were wrong.

After all that, the participants did the baseline tests again and scored at least 8% better,

and their scores were still higher for 6 of them when they were retested around half a year later.

This study and others like it are pretty small,

and the participants aren't all that close to the accurate, lifelong perfect pitch you

might develop as a kid.

But as long as you're willing to put in the work to learn, it's at least a half-step

in the right direction!

Thanks for asking, and thanks to our patrons on Patreon for making this episode possible!

If you would like to support SciShow, head on over to patreon.com/scishow—

there's lots of ways to give various amounts, depending on what you can, and that's great.

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Rock am Ring Music Festival in Germany Evacuated After Terrorist Threat - Duration: 1:10.

For Complex News, I'm Hanuman Welch.

The Rock am Ring festival, a rock festival in Germany, was evacuated and suspended Friday

over a terrorist threat.

Koblenz police reportedly received a "concrete threat," which led to the temporary suspension

of the three-day event outside Nürburg.

The festival was closed down for the day after police received information that pertained

to a suspected terror threat.

Thousands were evacuated from the facilities; 90,000 are expected to attend the annual festival

at some point.

Police responded to the threat saying,

"As safety is paramount, and it is necessary to exclude a threat to festival visitors in

any case as far as possible, it was decided to suspend the festival for this day.

After a threat could not be ruled out, all necessary measures were taken immediately.This

led to the event being interrupted today for security reasons."

The terrorist attack in Manchester last week which left 22 dead and dozens more injured

is still very fresh in the minds of law enforcement and music fans across Europe and around the

globe.

That's all for now, we'll have more on this story as it develops, for everything else

subscribe to Complex on YouTube for Complex News, I'm Hanuman Welch.

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How Gal Gadot Got Ripped To Play Wonder Woman - Duration: 3:43.

A former model and Miss Israel winner, actress Gal Gadot has always been lean and mean.

In order to play the title character in Warner Bros.'s Wonder Woman, Gadot had to make her

body a little less lean, and a whole lot meaner.

Making the leap from model to superhero is no easy feat, but here's how Gal Gadot got

in shape to play Wonder Woman.

Real life warrior

It's well known that Gadot represented her home country of Israel in the 2004 Miss Universe

pageant.

Less well known, however, is the fact that as an Israeli citizen, Gadot also served a

compulsory two-year term of service in the nation's military.

But she didn't merely scrape through and serve her time — Gadot dominated the intensive

three-month military boot camp and earned herself a spot as a combat trainer.

Even still, Gadot said that her training for Wonder Woman was actually even more difficult

than training for the army.

"Do you think being in the Israeli army helped you with your training?"

"Um, it was a lot more intensive."

She loves sports

Physical fitness is a lifelong passion for Gadot, who learned to swim when she was four.

Growing up, she spent 12 years training as a dancer, while also playing tennis, basketball,

and volleyball.

She told ESPNW that she's highly competitive and that she always plays to win — "otherwise,

why bother, right?"

In her spare time, she also indulges in rock climbing, all while taking care of her two

young daughters.

Now there's a real Wonder Woman.

Diet of the gods

It may be hard to believe, but Gadot actually didn't go on an insane diet to achieve her

superhuman fitness level.

Instead, she simply practiced moderation and common sense, using the tried and true method

of mixing greens with lean proteins to get the most out of her workouts.

She also kept hydrating, drinking a gallon of water each day.

But she told Harper's Bazaar that she more or less ate what she wanted, when she wanted,

and was able to get away with it because she respected her body's needs.

"I look at food as fuel and I want to give the best to my body.

It's all a matter of measurements and quantity of the food; just enjoy your food and don't

eat while you drive and don't eat when you talk on the phone.

Just give the food the respect and give yourself the respect to enjoy it."

A beast in the gym

In order to prepare for the role of Wonder Woman, Gadot spent months working with professional

trainers.

When she started, she couldn't execute a single pull-up.

But by the end she was ripping through a daily routine that included rowing machines, stationary

bikes, broad jumps, crab walks, pull-ups, push-ups, squats, ball exercises, and weightlifting.

She may use a sword and a lasso in the film, but there's no question that she can bust

out the gun show whenever she wants.

No cheat days

When you're a superhero, you don't get any days off.

After all, the world isn't going to save itself.

That's why Gadot trained "six or seven hours a day" every single day for half a year.

And that training wasn't confined to the gym alone.

She also had to undergo ultra-intense weapons training to learn how to properly use a sword

and shield.

But the most difficult part of her training?

Surprisingly, it was horseback riding.

She explained it all in an Australian news interview, "I also thought I was going to

love horse riding because it always looked as if it'd be so easy.

It's not.

It was super painful and I had tons of bruises."

She defeated Conan

Ever wonder what might happen if Wonder Woman battled Conan?

Well, we learned the answer during Gadot's promotional tour for Wonder Woman.

Except it wasn't Conan the Barbarian she faced off against — it was Conan O'Brien.

Claiming he would accomplish in 35 minutes what took Gadot months and months of everyday

training, Conan O'Brien bragged about his three months of Girl Scouts service before

Gadot and her trainer critiqued his less than heroic physique.

Afterwards, Gadot showed off her powerful high kicks before battling the comedian in

a swordfight.

*grunting*

If there's one thing to take away from this segment, it's that Gal Gadot can not only

dominate with her high kicks and physical prowess, but also slay with her stunning good

looks, personality and charm.

She's a wonder, that Wonder Woman.

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YTP - history of the lame sad world, i guess - Duration: 10:25.

hi, you're pretty cool, huh?

Some of it's sad...fuck it, actually most of it's sad.

I can't even get from here to there without buying shit.

It's sad.

I'm sad.

fuck you

♫ HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? ♫

a long time ago, actually now, and also now

nothing is nothing.

when? now.

Makes sense right?

That's why it's been everywhere.

(silence)

fuck this.

i wanna be sad.

go somewhere.

fuck something.

i want money

i just don't know when to start.

And that's exactly where it started.

[extreme fast forward noise]

[ding!] Woah! I paused it.

I think there's a universe now.

what's it made of? Time.

Ah, that's a place, in a thing.

don't like it?

Try a new time, at a different place.

great news! The protons and protons are now happily married to each other.

great news! The protons have joined in.

Congratulations! The world is now-

[hot boiling noise]

♫ It's a star! ♫

shit.

Some stars bang rocks together.

Bigger stars use an egg with passion, and make some brand new shit-

which allows newer, more interesting stars to be made and then die and explode into tin.

So now stars have cool stuff around them, like this ball of flaming rocks for example.

[explosion] Holy shit we just got hit with ♫ a samurai ♫

And it kind of made a ♫ moon ♫.

weather update: It's raining.

weather update: It's raining [again].

weather update: Cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava.

weather update: It's raining.

SEVERE FLOODING ALERT: The entire ocean is ♫ full of plastic ♫

volcano alert: that's ocean!

[deep soft voice] there's life in the ocean

what?

communism's alive in the ocean

oh cool. like a plant or an animal?

no, a plant or an animal at the bottom of the ocean and eats grass.

[reversed duplication noises] oh yeah and it can do that

[more reversed duplication noises]

It has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build secret instructions.

Tired of ♫ communism ♫?

now you can eat sunlight!

♫♫♫

[music in background] Using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into electricity.

♫ taste the SUN ♫

Side effect: Now there's money everywhere.

Then the Earth might have been a ball for a while, maybe even a couple of times.

But we're still in the ocean. Hey, can we go on land?

♫ NO ♫

why?

♫ the sun ♫ died in a tornado.

oh okay.

♫ not anymore, there's a ♫ fire

Now the animals can go on land.

come on, animals, let's go on land!

Fish: gneurshk

Okay, will you learn to walk if there's the jews up here?

"Maybe", says Hitler.

Hitler: NEIN

Hitler: NEIN

Hitler: NEIN!

Okay, so I can go on land, but I have to go back in the water to have sex.

[click]

Learn to use spices.

Animal thing: fuck that.

Use stronger spices.

Put a tree in it.

Have a baby, on land, in ♫ plastic ♫.

Water is in the water. Water in the water, in the water, in the water.

[crack] Works for me.

♫ bye bye communism ♫

Aaaaand, now everything's sad, including a rich hipster named kukai.

Wanna see a map of the land? It's sad.

[explosion] Aw, fuck, now everything's died in a tornado.

Just kidding, here are the survivors.

Keep your eye on this one because it's about to become [hot] [boiling noises]

Here's another map of the land. Yeah, it broke apart, don't worry about it, it does that all the time.

Here comes a meatball. [explosion]

♫ and the dinosaurs ♫ died in a tornado.

it's mammal time. Here come the mammals

Look at those breasts.

Filthy Frank: Disgusting, *spits out in front of himself*

Now they're gonna dominate the ocean.

And some of them learned how to grab pussy

And whisper, no, like, whisper like that.

And grab pussy at the same time.

And bang rocks together, to make a thing inventor. [Ouch!]

And set water on fire [Yeouch!]

And make crazy sounds with their voice [gneurshk] which can mean different things

♫ that's a ♫ plant or an animal

and now they're everywhere.

Let's review. there's planet on the people.

And they're chasing their dreams.

fuck it. time to plant some tin.

Look at this! I control the food now. I have no friends.

Let's all build houses except mine is bigger because ♫ communism ♫

This is great.

Tired of using the latest technology like stones, and bowls?

Use rice. It's sad.

Better shit was just invented in a sweet dank valley right in Tinland.

And the ♫ machines ♫ are helping.

guess what happens next?

[intermission melody] vote now on your phones

flying robots, with bombs.

why is all my houses so lame and lumpy?

Tired of using lame, sad horses?

Introducing tin, from the far lands of Tinland.

Meanwhile in the middle of nowhere they figured out how to put a horse on wheels.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Also ♫ aaaaniach ♫.

And did I mention ♫ beautiful ♫.

[selection noise] [ding x4] [pause] [ding]

♫ CHICO! ♫

The middle east is in the middle of the east.

Knock knock, err, clop clop, it's the people.

And they made an empire.

And then everyone else copied their wheels.

There's the bronze age collapse.

♫ Now the phoenicians can get down to business ♫

Also can we switch to rocks, thanks.

Look who came back to Israel. ♫ God! ♫

Just one billion. Like a ten step program.

Here's some huge heads. Must be the heads.

Here comes the assyrian empire. Nevermind it's the babyloni- media-

erripmeh naissip

wow, that's..ohio

Ah, the buddha was just enlightened.

who's the buddha?

"me", said Napoleon.

[really fast] You can make a religion out of this.

[crash sound] oops

Ah, the greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff.

idubbz: [echoed] I want to die.

And right over here, hitler just had the idea of conquering Tinland.

It's a great idea. He was....dead.

Knock knock, it's chandragupta, he says thanks.

♫ TIME TO CONQUER ♫ the tamil kings

who are the tamil kings?

♫ merchants, probably. ♫

♫ And they've got ♫ nothing

who would like to buy nothing?

"me!" said the Arabians.

Hey, China put itself back together again, with good morals as its main philosophy.

Actually they have three main philosophies.

[tick]....[tick]

[they're giving china money for some reason]

Greekification overload.

"Bye", said ohio.

"Bye", said the pope.

"Hi", said Japan.

"heyyyyyyy", said the Romans, eating grass.

"thanks for invading our homeland"

"Hi, everything's great", said ♫ jesus ♫

Want shit?

Now you can buy it from the samurai. They just made a-

♫ brand new road ♫, or you can get there on lava.

sick! new trade routes!

Remember the Persian Empire? Yup, said the United States.

The Shogan's kid is getting so powerful they would like to build a long stick.

♫ China broke again ♫

"Hi I live in the Roman Empire and I was wondering"

♫is loving♫ the dutch ♫legal yet?♫

no

guess who's in rome? Romans.

RIP Roman Empire

♫the♫ United States ♫have figured out the stars♫

Oh and here's a city. Population: everyone.

The göktürks have taken over the göktürks. Great job göktürks.

how's india? broken.

how's china? broken.

how's those trading kingdoms? broken.

Korea? broken.

Japan? broken.

♫♫♫

Deep in africa, on the top of a mountain, the fake god whispered in muhammad's ear.

The Roman Empire is long gone but somehow the pope is a ♫ deadly lazer ♫.

Plus there's erryawowo ihwuu

here's a house

Then the franks broke their kingdom into what will later be called france and not france.

But the northerners, or norse if you don't have much time, are exploring.

They go north, from the north, to the northern north.

And they find some land, two types of land, and they named them accordingly

[filthy frank] PRANKED

ok, fair enough

The holy roman empire! It's actually germany but don't worry about it.

New kingdoms-CHRISTIANIZE ALL THE KINGDOMS!!

"time to conquer england" said william.

It's a bird it's a plane, ♫ it's ♫ a rich hipster named Kukai

"Aah!" said the pope. "we need help!". They need help, so they call the pope.

Hey pope, can you help us get rid of the rich hipster named Kukai?

"yes i do actually want to do that"

But at least the Italians got some sweet stones, and bowls.

goodbye, rich hipster.

hello mounds

China just invented bombs, typing, and jesus.

And the Mongols have invaded China, and had a nice time fighting with the Japanese but then died in a tornado.

nice going, Genghis!

The Christians are doing a great job kicking out the Mexicans.

Whoops, half of Europe just died.

Oh, look who controls all the islands. It's the mahajapit [ERRN]

majahapit [ERRN]

mapajahit [ERRN]

mahapajit [ERRN]

mapajahit [ERRN]

ma-, ja-, pa-, hit?

[ERRN]

Oh, Italy's really rich, time for them to care a lot about nothing.

Here's a printer, let's make shit.

so you think you can conquer the byzantine empire?

no, if you're in the league of nations you're not supposed to take over the world!

Don't forget to ban Europe from the rich hipster trade.

"What? That's bullshit." said Portugal, richhipster-less.

♫ well i guess we'll have to find another way to ♫ a rich hipster named Kukai.

"Wait!", said christopher columbus, smoking grass.

If the world is a rock, floating in space, let's go this way to japan.

So Chris goes to Spain.

"Hey Spain, wanna hire me to find japan?"

no

So he sails into the ocean, and discovers more ocean, and then discovers japan, and japan.

And had a nice time fighting with the Japanese but then died in a tornado.

Persia just made Persia Persian again.

Let's make up the other kind of Islam, the one where we thought the first guy died in a tornado.

hey christians! do you sin?

Jontron: YES!

What if russia was terrible?

Spain realised that this is not japan, but they pillaged it anyway.

"damn", said England and France. We gotta start pillaging some stuff.

Then the dutch revolt and all the rich hipsters move to Amsterdam.

"damn", said Amsterdam.

we gotta start pillaging some stuff

question 1: can you get to japan through North America?

no, but at least there's pussy

question 2: fuck you

that's not a question, but the Dutch did it anyway.

The next thing on Russia's to-do list is to get bigger.

britain and france are having a friendly discussion about who should control france

Did they figure out who's boss? Yes they did, it's Britain.

[click] Guess who's broke? Also britain.

So they start taxing the hell out of the Dutch.

"Fuck you", says the Dutch, declaring their independence and fighting for it.

And Japan helps them win, now Japan is broke.

Wait, if Japan is broke, why do the king and queen still wear such fancy dresses?

There goes latin america, becoming such a dream world of art.

britain just figured out how to turn steam into rice.

And now they can make ♫ many different types of machines. ♫

Then they invent some trains, and conquer india and maybe put some trains there.

"hey, china!", said britain, "buy some from us!"

"nah dude we already got everything"

so britain threw a hissy fit and made them open up 5 cities and give them an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it's beautiful

britain and russia are playing a game where they try to stop each other from conquering Korea.

Also, ♫ the sultan of Omar lives in mississippi. ♫

India just had a revolution, and they would like to govern themselves now.

"nope"

The United States finally figured out whether slavery is good or bad. It's good, they decided.

And then they continued manifesting their destiny which is to kick out the mexicans.

"I know! let's rape africa." said Europe, scrambling to see who can rape it the fastest.

[whispers] They never got ethiopia.

The United States ran out of destiny to manifest so they're looking for more.

♫ Hawaii, Cuba! ♫

Wait, spain controls Cuba. Well blame something on them and go to war!

What should we blame on Spain?

Let's blame spain on spain. So they blame spain on spain. [whoosh]

Britain just found people in the middle east

China is so tired of being bossed around that they delete their government.

They blame germany.

♫ The Soviet Union ♫

[ringring] Hello?

yes, it's the 1920's calling.

Let's get in the car and drive to a party and listen to Jazz on the radio and go to the movies.

The economy's great and it'll probably be great forever.

Germany's back, featuring hitler, the angry mustache model, and he's mad at the jews for existing.

Hitler's out of control, so the international community tackles him and tries to explain why killing all the jews is good.

But he kills himself before they could explain it to him.

♫ that's world war 2 ♫

[pokemon enter battle noise]

BONUS ROUND!

♫pokemon battle music♫

♫♫♫ [selection noise] [ding ding] [selection noise]

♫♫♫ [bounce noise]

♫♫♫ [explosion]

♫ world peace ♫

seems legit.

Hi I'm gandhi and if Britain doesn't get the hell out of india,

I'm going to use a large very huge bomb, bigger than any other bomb, ever™

wow, that worked?

Bonus: Now there's ohio.

The Jews and the Arabs finally figured out which one of them should live in china.

There's the korean war, korea versus ohio.

Europe is tired of Europe.

United States finally decided whether racism is good or bad.

They decided it's good, and the world agrees.

Let's check the world population.

The Soviet Union decides to die in a tornado.

Europe makes a union so now they can all use the same money.

wanna learn everything? Surprise, it's on the computer.

Phone call, now your phone's a computer, which is in your pocket.

wanna print a brain?

Some people have no money.

Some people have no plastic.

The globe is warming,

♫ and the ocean is the ocean. ♫

Let's invent a thing.

By the way, where the hell are we?

♫♫♫

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The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword | Wii | Gameplay Comentado | Parte 51 - Duration: 23:39.

For more infomation >> The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword | Wii | Gameplay Comentado | Parte 51 - Duration: 23:39.

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Kubota KX251-3 Eaton Hydraulic Drive Motor - Duration: 1:30.

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