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CHERYL: Look who's here!
I just-- I wanted just to get this out in the open.
What the hell?
-CHERYL: It's Nancy and-- and I,
I just wanted you to come over here.
Come over here, one second.
I thought we should just talk about this.
Tell her, tell her what you were telling me the other night.
[SIGHING] What are you, what--
-CHERYL: Tell her what you-- -Why are you doing--
-This is silly-- -Tell her what you told me
-the other night. -Tell me.
(LARRY SCOFFS)
-I can't believe -CHERYL: I know.
that she's talking to you about this!
-Because-- -This is insane!
Because you told her.
Wait a second, wait a second. Hold it, hold it.
-Can I just say something here? -Yes.
Okay, you shouldn't... all right, but.
Now, I came home and I was-- It was--
I thought it was really funny-- It was kind of a joke to me
that-- you know that you stare down over here
-because I was wearing this-- -Because you had an erection?
LARRY: Nancy, this is... what's funny--
This is what I wanted to talk about--
This is why it's funny because you thought
-that I had a-- an erection. -I "thought?"
LARRY: That's why it's funny, because...
I don't understand the "thought" part.
LARRY: What is it-- (SIGHS)
That's what we're saying.
-LARRY: The, the-- yeah, Nancy. -Even before the movie,
(CHUCKLING) Larry said, "Look at these pants."
LARRY: I pointed out the pants to her right
-before the movie. -I know, yeah. And, I thought--
NANCY: Larry, you sat down and everything was fine
and then I started rubbing your arm and you got a hard-on.
it's not a big deal, I don't care.
LARRY: I-- NANCY: It's not a big deal--
LARRY: No, it's not a bid deal and I wouldn't mind it
-if-- if I-- in fact I did. -Wait a second, wait a second.
-She was rubbing your arm? -Oh, because I had--
-Why were you rubbing his arm? -Because I was upset--
He was upset, it was nothing.
I was upset about the woman who's--
Then why didn't you tell me that she was rubbing your arm?
I just forgot to mention! I was upset about the woman
who wouldn't let me into the isle!
Why wouldn't you tell me that when you told me the story?
I didn't think of it!
It's all insignificant to me the whole thing.
I didn't think of that!
CHERYL: I'm taking in all the facts.
Listen, it's happened. Okay?
He got an erection, it wasn't a big deal.
He had the fight with the woman with the big breast--
It didn't happen, okay?
If it happened, I would give you credit for it!
It didn't happen!
I know when I get these things and how they happen!
These things, these erection things?
-I know the source! -I know the source, too!
I can name sources!
Sophia Loren was once a source! I know my sources!
Sometimes they're mysterious sources,
And I don't know where it comes from!
Other times, I can pinpoint it!
What about me? Am I not even involved in a source?
Yeah, you're a source, she's a source.
-Oh my God! -You're a source, too!
Listen, you got a hard-on.
-LARRY: No, I didn't! -You got a hard-on.
Look at these pants. Look, Look down here.
NANCY: That's not what it looked like.
That was flopping, this was not flopping!
There was something hard in there
and it was your fucking dick.
-Okay, Nancy, -LARRY: Are you crazy?
wait a second, don't walk out!
LARRY: Let me show you, I'll get the pants!
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