Okay
before I start this video,
I just wanted to say that Im sorry that I didn't upload in a while,
Our school gave us a crap ton of projects and tasks that my two little butt cheeks couldn't even handle it.
Everything was stressful and not to mention the chain of constant bad lucks I get during those past few months
But now I'm back, and I hope I can still give you constant upload scheduled in the next few months
Don't count on it bucko
Just sayin'
so back when I was sixteen or something I used to sleep late during the weekends
Like, REALLY late
like 4:00 a.m.. Drinking coffee late.
This was because at that time I didn't have my own laptop,
but my brother does.
So every weekend you'll see me at the living room of my house waiting for my brother
Just so that I can play with his laptop
I feel like a dog waiting for his owner to come back
"Is he gonna come back?"
"Garsh, I'm excited!"
"All the things Im gonna do with his laptop"
"What am I gonna play first?"
Hey, Larry. Can you tone it down a little?
*U wot m8?*
Okay, I'm getting off track here.
Now, when he's finally here
I'll instantly ask if I could borrow his laptop, and you already know what's gonna happen if he says yes
I'm gonna get suck into it like a black hole until I realized the Sun has already come up.
One night on a Saturday I was going full ham or that laptop
As always
because I really missed it a lot.
The week before I had been dealing with projects, tests and other school related activities
And I had a lot of pent-up stress, so you know I wanted to play at least one quick game
Later that night my dad called me and asked me if I could go to church the next day
Being the obedient kid that I am, I just agreed to it
I went on with my video game filled evening and before I realized it.
it was already 5:00 a.m.
*Sudden realization*
*PFFFFFFFT*
I had completely forgotten about the church.
like I was already tired.
My Knees Weak, arms are heavy,
so I just told myself
So I chugged whatever caffeine I could find in the fridge
Took a cold shower
Got Dressed
And went straight to church
Now I thought that the caffeine product thing I drank was enough to keep me awake for church,
BUT MY GOD!
(Sorry God)
It didn't even helped me when I was going to church on my way to church
on my way to church I could already feel my eyelids slowly closing and my body didn't feel any better
I thought I was gonna collapse in the middle of the sidewalk
caffeine betrayed me!
Redbull, WHY?! I trusted you!
Walking to the church was already too much for me
So I was surprised that I didn't get in the way of traffic when I was crossing the road
Miraculously I made it to the church in one piece so now the only problem was staying awake through the entire mass
which did NOT go well
and YOU'LL know why, later
Now, I don't know about you guys
But the priests in our church had a really soothing voice
Like, BOI
If he tells you a bed time story
You'd be asleep the second he opens his mouth
I guess that's probably not a good thing
because you're supposed to listen to the priest and not fall asleep wheneever he's talking
halfway through the priestess sermon
I think the caffeine you started wearing off.
The priest voice was so relaxing and comforting as my vision started to blur
Oh my gosh, It sounds like I'm writing a book here
Okay, that's enough
I fell asleep because the priest's voice was to damn soothing.
Nothing special, right?
But nu-uh-uh-UH,
things only got worse
While I was falling asleep, I didn't notice my head tilting a bit to the left.
I'm not sure how much an average 16-year-old boy's head is, but it felt like a TON.
So my head was slowly moving downward to the left,
and the next thing you know, I'm lying down
I hope that no one would see it
But BOI, was I wrong
I was woken up by a woman because
Get this
I was lying on her
Daughter's Lap
TRY TO LOOK AT IT FROM THE MOM'S PERSPECTIVE!
Some random guy who probably looks like a hobo
It's just like on your daughter's lap
DURING CHURCH!
I don't know about you guys, but that looks like a serious case of stranger danger
If you ask me
I can already imagine the mother's point of view,
"Ok Danny"
"Make sure you be obedient"
"and no swearing here. This is a Christian server"
WHAT THE FU-
Nah, I'm just kidding
The mom didn't really freaked out. She just nudged me and told me to wake up.
I got up and proceeded to apologize,
The daughter seemed confused
But her mom's eyes were mad as hell
Again, sorry God
Was afraid that she might bust a pepper spray in my bum.
After the mass was over, I booked it and hoped that I wouldn't see them again.
After that I didn't feel like going to church anytime soon, but hey, at least I wasn't tired anymore
Help me
I made a scene and I just hope people will forget about it.
which makes it kind of ironic that I made this video because
Now it's going to be a constant reminder of how much I slept on a girl's lap during church
Great job. Larry good job. You really thought this one through, huh?
Hey guys, thanks for watching the video if I sounded a bit odd there
It's probably because I had a cold when I was recording this so I'm sorry if you couldn't understand some of the things I said in the video.
A huge, thanks to two of my friends Ruru (@Rururelia)
And NuNu(@NuNu91011) for helping me record some lines be sure to check them out
They're both really amazing artists, and I'm sure that some of you guys might like their stuff also
I've been getting some fan arts lately so I want to thank you guys so much for that
I'm planning on putting them at the end card because I really appreciate that you guys took the time to draw
this face
Other than that see you guys and have a great day. Bye. Bye
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