Waching daily Oct 2 2017

Okay

before I start this video,

I just wanted to say that Im sorry that I didn't upload in a while,

Our school gave us a crap ton of projects and tasks that my two little butt cheeks couldn't even handle it.

Everything was stressful and not to mention the chain of constant bad lucks I get during those past few months

But now I'm back, and I hope I can still give you constant upload scheduled in the next few months

Don't count on it bucko

Just sayin'

so back when I was sixteen or something I used to sleep late during the weekends

Like, REALLY late

like 4:00 a.m.. Drinking coffee late.

This was because at that time I didn't have my own laptop,

but my brother does.

So every weekend you'll see me at the living room of my house waiting for my brother

Just so that I can play with his laptop

I feel like a dog waiting for his owner to come back

"Is he gonna come back?"

"Garsh, I'm excited!"

"All the things Im gonna do with his laptop"

"What am I gonna play first?"

Hey, Larry. Can you tone it down a little?

*U wot m8?*

Okay, I'm getting off track here.

Now, when he's finally here

I'll instantly ask if I could borrow his laptop, and you already know what's gonna happen if he says yes

I'm gonna get suck into it like a black hole until I realized the Sun has already come up.

One night on a Saturday I was going full ham or that laptop

As always

because I really missed it a lot.

The week before I had been dealing with projects, tests and other school related activities

And I had a lot of pent-up stress, so you know I wanted to play at least one quick game

Later that night my dad called me and asked me if I could go to church the next day

Being the obedient kid that I am, I just agreed to it

I went on with my video game filled evening and before I realized it.

it was already 5:00 a.m.

*Sudden realization*

*PFFFFFFFT*

I had completely forgotten about the church.

like I was already tired.

My Knees Weak, arms are heavy,

so I just told myself

So I chugged whatever caffeine I could find in the fridge

Took a cold shower

Got Dressed

And went straight to church

Now I thought that the caffeine product thing I drank was enough to keep me awake for church,

BUT MY GOD!

(Sorry God)

It didn't even helped me when I was going to church on my way to church

on my way to church I could already feel my eyelids slowly closing and my body didn't feel any better

I thought I was gonna collapse in the middle of the sidewalk

caffeine betrayed me!

Redbull, WHY?! I trusted you!

Walking to the church was already too much for me

So I was surprised that I didn't get in the way of traffic when I was crossing the road

Miraculously I made it to the church in one piece so now the only problem was staying awake through the entire mass

which did NOT go well

and YOU'LL know why, later

Now, I don't know about you guys

But the priests in our church had a really soothing voice

Like, BOI

If he tells you a bed time story

You'd be asleep the second he opens his mouth

I guess that's probably not a good thing

because you're supposed to listen to the priest and not fall asleep wheneever he's talking

halfway through the priestess sermon

I think the caffeine you started wearing off.

The priest voice was so relaxing and comforting as my vision started to blur

Oh my gosh, It sounds like I'm writing a book here

Okay, that's enough

I fell asleep because the priest's voice was to damn soothing.

Nothing special, right?

But nu-uh-uh-UH,

things only got worse

While I was falling asleep, I didn't notice my head tilting a bit to the left.

I'm not sure how much an average 16-year-old boy's head is, but it felt like a TON.

So my head was slowly moving downward to the left,

and the next thing you know, I'm lying down

I hope that no one would see it

But BOI, was I wrong

I was woken up by a woman because

Get this

I was lying on her

Daughter's Lap

TRY TO LOOK AT IT FROM THE MOM'S PERSPECTIVE!

Some random guy who probably looks like a hobo

It's just like on your daughter's lap

DURING CHURCH!

I don't know about you guys, but that looks like a serious case of stranger danger

If you ask me

I can already imagine the mother's point of view,

"Ok Danny"

"Make sure you be obedient"

"and no swearing here. This is a Christian server"

WHAT THE FU-

Nah, I'm just kidding

The mom didn't really freaked out. She just nudged me and told me to wake up.

I got up and proceeded to apologize,

The daughter seemed confused

But her mom's eyes were mad as hell

Again, sorry God

Was afraid that she might bust a pepper spray in my bum.

After the mass was over, I booked it and hoped that I wouldn't see them again.

After that I didn't feel like going to church anytime soon, but hey, at least I wasn't tired anymore

Help me

I made a scene and I just hope people will forget about it.

which makes it kind of ironic that I made this video because

Now it's going to be a constant reminder of how much I slept on a girl's lap during church

Great job. Larry good job. You really thought this one through, huh?

Hey guys, thanks for watching the video if I sounded a bit odd there

It's probably because I had a cold when I was recording this so I'm sorry if you couldn't understand some of the things I said in the video.

A huge, thanks to two of my friends Ruru (@Rururelia)

And NuNu(@NuNu91011) for helping me record some lines be sure to check them out

They're both really amazing artists, and I'm sure that some of you guys might like their stuff also

I've been getting some fan arts lately so I want to thank you guys so much for that

I'm planning on putting them at the end card because I really appreciate that you guys took the time to draw

this face

Other than that see you guys and have a great day. Bye. Bye

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Wolverine Kills Jean Grey | X-Men The Last Stand (2006) Movie Clip - Duration: 3:00.

Jean!

Jean!

I know you're still there!

You would die for them?

No, not for them.

For you.

Save me.

I love you.

You're back.

I'm sorry.

I had to.

- This isn't what I wanted. - I know.

It's what I want.

Hey.

Good to see you, buddy.

With the thanks of a grateful nation

I introduce our new ambassador to the United Nations,

and the representative to the world for all United States citizens,

human and mutant alike,

Dr Hank McCoy.

Way to go, fur ball.

Morning.

Hello, Moira.

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Crochet Applique Tutorials - Crochet Monkey - Duration: 46:44.

Hello everyone, thank you for joining me. I'm Kerri. Today I'll be showing you how

to crochet a monkey with a banana, I'll be doing this one. You'll need a small

amount of brown, cream or tan, black, white and yellow cotton or wool. You will also

need a crochet hook, scissors, a darning needle to weave in your ends,

and sewing cotton and needle to stitch

the monkey together and embroider on the

face. Now I start with the head and a magic loop. Into the magic loop I work

three chain and fourteen double crochet.

And then I pull the loop tight and slip stitch into the third chain. For row two

I start with three chain and work a double crochet in the same spot as the

chain. Now I'm going to work two double crochet into each stitch around.

So I'll do that and I'll be back. At the end of the row we join with a slip

stitch into the third chain. For row three we start with three chain and work

a double crochet in the same place. Next we work one double crochet into each of

the next two stitches, and then two double crochet into the following stitch,

and we repeat that around. So that will be one double crochet into each of the

next two, and then two double crochet into the following stitch, all the way

around the row. So I'll do that and I'll join you at the end of the row. Now we'll

join with a slip stitch into the third chain and start on the ears. For the ear we

work two chain and one double crochet in the same spot as the chain, and then the

treble into the same stitch. Into the next stitch we work one treble, one

double crochet, and then two chain,

and then we slip stitch into the same spot, and there's our ear. I'll fasten

that off. And then we miss 15 stitches,

and then join our yarn. Into the first stitch we work two chain, a double crochet,

and a treble, and then we work a treble, a

double crochet, and two chain into the following stitch, and then slip stitch in

that same stitch.

And fasten off.

And that's the monkeys head and ears. We'll start on the body now, the body's

worked much the same as the head except it has one extra row. So we start with a

magic loop, and three chain, and work 14 double crochet into the loop.

We pull the loop tight,

and slip stitch into the third chain. For row two we work three chain, and one double

crochet in the same spot, and then we work two double crochet into each stitch

around, and join with a slip stitch into the third chain. So I'll work that row

and I'll be back to show you row three.

Now rows three and four are worked the same, we start with three chain and work

one double crochet in the same place as the chain, and then we work one double

crochet into each of the next two stitches,

and then two double crochet into the following stitch, and we repeat that

around. So that's one double crochet into each of the next two stitches and then

two double crochet into the following stitch, all the way around and then slip

stitch into the third chain, and that's for rows three and four. So I'll finish

row three and four and we'll be back to do the tail. Now that's the four rows of

the body finished. We'll start on the tail now. We begin with 22 chain,

we miss the first two stitches and we work two half double crochet into each of

the next two stitches.

Now we work two double crochet into the next stitch and one double crochet into

the following stitch two times. So two double crochet into the next stitch and

then one into the following stitch two times.

Now we work two double crochet into each of the next two stitches,

and now one double crochet in the next stitch and two in the following stitch, we

do that three times. So one double crochet into the next

stitch and two into the following stitch three times.

And now we work one double crochet into each stitch to the last stitch,

and then slip stitch into the body, and fasten off.

And that's the body and tail finished, the tail will just bend around in there once

it's had a bit of an iron. Now I'm going to start on the tummy piece. I start with

the magic loop, and three chain, and then work two double crochet, three treble,

six double crochet,

three treble,

and three double crochet,

then we pull our loop tight, and slip stitch into the third chain. For row two we

start with four chain, and work a treble into the same place as our chain. Now

we're going to work two treble into each stitch around to halfway.

That's about halfway, for the next stitch I work two double crochet into it, and

now I work two half double crochet into each stitch around to the last stitch.

Into the last stitch I work two double crochet, and join with a slip stitch into

the fourth chain, and I've got a little egg shape. For row three I start with

two chain and work a half double crochet into the same place as the chain, and then

I work one half double crochet into each of the next two stitches, and then two

half double crochet into the following stitch, and I repeat that all the way

around. So that was one half double crochet into each of the next two

stitches and two half double crochet into the following stitch. So I'll do

that and then I'll be back. And then we slip stitch into the third chain, and

that's the tummy piece finished. So we fasten off.

And it's really just an egg shape. Next I'm going to do the face part. So I start

with a magic loop, and work three chain. Into the loop I work 12 double crochet,

and then I pull my loop tight, and slip stitch into the third chain.

For row two I work three chain, double crochet into the same place as

the chain, and then I work two double crochet into each stitch around and join

with a slip stitch. So I'll work that row and I'll be back to do the final row.

For row three I start with one chain and work a single crochet into the same

spot as the chain and the next stitch, and then into the following stitch I

work one half double crochet, and one double crochet, and then two treble into

the following stitch.

Into the next stitch I work one double crochet, and one half double crochet, and

that forms the part just above the eye, and then I work a single crochet into

the next stitch. Now we'll work the part for the other eye, above the other eye. So

we work into the next stitch we work a half double crochet, and a double crochet,

and then into the following stitch two treble,

into the next stitch one double crochet, and a half double crochet, and then we

work one single crochet into the next two stitches, and then two half double

crochet in the next stitch. Now we're working one single crochet into each

stitch around to the last stitch,

and into the last stitch we work two half double crochet and then join with a

slip stitch into the chain. And that's the face part done. I'll fasten that off,

and start with the feet. Both the feet are worked the same. Now I start with nine

chain,

and I work six treble in the fifth chain from the hook.

Next I work one double crochet into the next chain,

a half double crochet in the following chain, a double crochet in the next, and

then into the last chain I work six double crochet.

Into the back of the chain we work one double crochet, one half double crochet,

and one double crochet.

And join into the the fourth chain.

Now we slip stitch into the next stitch, and for the toes we work two chain,

a half double crochet into the same spot, and two chain, and slip stitch into the

same stitch.

And that's our toe, and then we slip stitch into the next stitch, and work the same,

two chain, a half double crochet, and two chain, and slip stitch into the same spot.

We've got two more toes so slip stitch into the next stitch, two chain, a half

double crochet,

two chain, and slip stitch into the same spot and then slip stitch into the next

stitch and work another toe the same. Two chain, a half double crochet, two chain,

and slip stitch into the same spot, and then fasten off.

And that's the foot. I'll work another one the same. For the outer eye I'm using

white, and I make a magic loop, and work three chain, and then work a three double

crochet cluster into the loop. So start as if I'm doing a double crochet but

leave two loops on and then yarn around and pick up another loop in the circle,

yarn around and through the two loops, and I've got three loops, yarn around, pick up

another loop in the circle, yarn around, through the first two and I've got four

loops, and yarn around, and through all the four loops, and then pull it tight

and there's your eye.

For the inner eye, I am using black, and I start with a magic loop, and work one

chain, and then work three single crochet into the loop,

and then pull it as tight as I can, and slip stitch into the chain,

and fasten off.

And you've got a tiny little circle. For the arms we'll work them both the same. We

start with eleven chain,

and work one double crochet in the fourth chain from the hook. Now we're

going to work two double crochet into each of the next three chain.

Now one double crochet into each of the next two chain,

two double crochet into the next chain,

and three double crochet into the last chain.

And then we work three chain, and slip stitch into the same place as the

last double crochets, and now we're going to work single crochet up to this corner.

So we'll start with one chain, and a single crochet into the same spot, and

then a single crochet into each stitch along. I'm just crocheting in the tail,

and then just slip stitch into the end. And that's your arm, you would need two.

Now for the banana I start with yellow, for the peel at the bottom, and a magic

loop, and I work three chain, and two double crochet into the magic loop,

and pull the loop tight. For row two I work three chain, and turn, and I work one

double crochet into each stitch.

Now I'm going to do this peel part here, so I work three chain and I work one double

crochet just under underneath, in there.

So that's your first part of the peel. It's a bit fiddly, I'll fasten that one

off.

Next I'm going to do the banana part. So I join in my cream thread. I join it

just at the top of the three chain, from row two, just over there.

And I work three chain, and then I work a joined double crochet over the

next two stitches,

and then just end that off.

And for the last peel, that one there, I'll just work it under the bit, under

the cream bit, where I joined the cream. So I join my yellow back in, and work

three chain, and one double crochet in the same spot, and end that off.

And there's the banana done. Now I'll finish up my endings and then I'll be

back to put it all together. Such a lot of endings to weave in. Now I'm going to

start by stitching the tummy piece to the body, the pointy part goes at the top,

the tail is just under half way. So I'll stitch it on there and I'll also stitch

the inner eyes the black parts to the white parts and then we'll come back and

stitch the eyes onto the face. Now the eyes are together,

I'll stitch the eyes on, they have the black part to the bottom just above and

either side of the centre circle, and I'll also stitch the face on. I'll do

this one today but you could stitch on a face however you'd like. So I'll do that

and I'll be back. Next I'm going to stitch my face to the head, it just goes

evenly, in the middle there, with your face touching the bottom of the head.

I'll also put the arms on,

they'll just go in there, so that the head goes on top and we'll hide it, hide

the top part and so you can fit your banana in. So I'll stitch on the face and

the arms and I'll be back. Next we attach the head, just up in there. For the

feet I attach one just slightly over the tail and the other one evenly on the

other side. And the banana, for the banana I only stitch down the bottom part of

the peel and I leave the rest sticking up, but if you'd rather it all stitched

down that would be fine. So I'll stitch these on and we'll come back and

I'll show you how to crochet on that bit of hair sticking up if you'd

like that. Now there's three monkeys all looking a

little bit different. I'll show you how to do the hair sticking up now. You find

the center stitch and start one stitch either side of the centre stitch. I'm

right-handed so I go to the right, and start with three chain, we miss the

first chain and slip stitch into each of the next two,

and then slip stitch back into the same stitch. Now we slip stitch into the

centre stitch, and work four chain, miss the first stitch and then slip stitch

into each of the next stitches,

and then slip stitch into the stitch in the head. And then into the following

stitch in the head and work three chain, miss the first, and then slip stitch into

the next two, and then back into the same stitch in the head,

and fasten off.

And then just finish up your endings and give it a little iron, and there's

the finished monkey. If you like my videos please subscribe, like, and share.

I'm also on Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter, the details are in the

description below. Thank you for watching, see you next time. Bye

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Pensante - Eu te atirei pro chão [Prod Pensante] (Releitura Isaiah Rashad - I Shot You Down) - Duration: 2:23.

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How To Make A Pumpkin Porch Light! | Halloween Ideas - Duration: 2:09.

hey guys it's Kristin so in today's video I'm gonna show you how to make a

really fast Halloween decoration that will kind of just enhance your outside

decor and all you really need is this plastic bucket and a pair of scissors

you may also need some tape but wait to the end to find out if you do or not the

first thing you need to do is to cut the plastic handle off the container then

you're gonna flip the bucket around because we want to cut the backside of

it you're gonna simply just cut one

straight line down the back of the plastic bucket then you'll begin cutting

the bottom out so just kind of follow that line that you'll see and make sure

the entire bottom is completely cut out you should now have pretty much just the

center part no top no bottom and a slit down the back now all you have to do is

slip it over your light this really should fit any lights whether they're

square round oval I mean you just have to kind of maneuver and squish it down

now you can leave this how it is and you can kind of see that it's on an angle or

this is where the tape comes in and you can kind of squish the bucket together

and the two sides will overlap and then just place some tape going across so

this way it will shape your light a little bit better and that's it so now

when you turn your light on you'll see this bright glowing orange container

it's a little hard to see in my camera but you really can see the shape of the

face very very well so as you can see it literally takes two minutes and it just

adds a really cool like decorative you know decor outside because it glows

through the little plastic container I went to the thrift store and I got that

plastic container for a dollar but even if you just go to Target or something

they're probably like two or three bucks even if you have like a square light or

around or no matter what shape it is it will pretty much fit the whole thing so

this is just a really cool different idea if you guys liked this video please

give me a thumbs up and if you want to see more don't forget to subscribe

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Calma Bambino | Rime Per I Bambini | Filastrocche In Italiano | Prescolare Canzoni - Duration: 1:05:03.

Calmo, bambino, non parlar

un canarino mamma ti regalerà

Se il canarino non canterà

un bel diamante lei ti comprerà

se il diamante ottone diverrà

una lente di ingrandimento avrai

e se poi si romperà

mamma una capretta ti comprerà

se la capretta non trainerà

un carrello e un toro ti porterà

se il carrello e il toro si rivolteran

allora un cane lei ti comprerà

se quel cane non abbaierà

un cavallo e un carro ti regalerà

se il cavallo e il carro cadranno giù

rimarrai il bambino più dolce tu

quindi piccolino non pianger più

papà ti vuole bene lo sai anche tu.

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Sodium Chloride but with SpongeBob characters - Duration: 1:47.

A double Krabby Patty with fries and kelp, That would be 3,63$

And 3,47 it's your change Ah, dude, your suppose to press the buttons

with food on them Don't need to Squid I memorize the prices

into the tax and change in my head OK mister magic man, I also did not hear you

say Big KrabbyThankies from the Krusty Krab to the costumer

Bur frankly struck me as cliche, what do you think about this

Don't let our food be denied you, put our "scientific word" inside you,

I tell you what I think...

I'm lazy, can someone finish this for me?

Picture of money... picture of money...

Ha!

Got you!

Big KrabbyThankies from the Krusty Krab.

Hey, dude, you missed a spot.

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TRUMP VINDICATED: Look Where "Relief Supplies" Were Found | Top Stories Today - Duration: 3:54.

Although Hurricanes Irma and Harvey were less costly regarding death toll and damage thanks

to the preparedness of the Trump administration, Puerto Rico wasn't as fortunate.

Instead of blaming themselves, however, some of the leadership of the devastated territory

is playing politics instead.

Despite the mayor of San Juan criticizing President Trump for ignoring the suffering

of his people, the truth seems to be quite the opposite, according to The Gateway Pundit.

American aid is sitting in a warehouse, rotting, and the leaders in PR are so inept that they

can't even get people to the ports to pick up the supplies.

The everyday workers aren't to be blamed.

Rather, it's the managers, leaders, and politicians who should be carrying the responsibility

on their shoulders.

Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz had issued an emotional plea for help on Friday, while criticizing

Trump's response to the situation, saying that, "you are killing us with the inefficiency"

of the distribution process.

However, it appears the real source of the problem lies at the local level, rather than

federal.

Drivers from the Teamsters Union are not showing up to work, as they are not permitted to act

because the union is on strike at the moment.

With only one-fifth of drivers arriving at the ports to distribute the supplies, over

9,500 containers filled with aid haven't been moved since they arrived.

One person tweeted a lengthy message outlining the situation, saying, "Did mayor of San

Juan mention union workers at port are on STRIKE & demanding money first before distributing

supplies off boat?"

Colonel Michael A. Valle, the leader of the Hurricane Maria relief efforts, made it public

knowledge that the problem isn't federal, but rather, a problem with local distribution

in Puerto Rico.

"It's a lack of drivers for the transport trucks, the 18 wheelers.

Supplies we have.

Trucks we have.

There are ships full of supplies, backed up in the ports, waiting to have a vehicle to

unload into," he said.

"However, only 20% of the truck drivers show up to work.

These are private citizens in Puerto Rico, paid by companies that are contracted by the

government," Valle concluded.

Despite there being great need for these goods, there is such a stark deficiency in the logistical

support that it's almost impossible for these goods to get into the hands of those

who need them most.

In addition to the shortage of drivers, a diesel crisis is plaguing the island as well.

At the moment, distributing fuel across Puerto Rico is FEMA's number one priority to help

relieve the supply bottleneck issue, according to NPR.

Conservative commentator Curt Schilling also acknowledged this fact.

"I've talked to politicians in both states (Texas and Florida) and the governor of Puerto

Rico.

All have said that the president did everything in a pace that they've never seen before

as far as him releasing money and releasing assets into these theaters.

The execution on the ground has been horrifying in some cases," he said.

Puerto Rican leaders are saying President Trump hasn't sent aid to the island, but

they just haven't unloaded it!

Do you think President Trump has done the right thing?

In contrast to the San Juan mayor's comments, the governor of Puerto Rico ended up praising

Trump as well, saying, "every time we've asked them to execute, they've executed

quickly," according to Breitbart.

As is usually the case, the mainstream media's depiction is in contrast to the reality of

the situation.

The Trump administration has done all it can to alleviate the situation; the blame instead

rests on the mid and upper-level leaders within the island whose response has been less than

stellar.

Will You Stand Behind President Trump When He Is Criticized?

what do you think about this?

Please Share this news and Scroll down to comment below and don't forget to subscribe

top stories today.

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Prayer of the day Tuesday, October 3, 2017 - Duration: 15:33.

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POKEMON ZOMBIES (they killed me) - BLACK OPS 3 "CUSTOM ZOMBIES" MAP! (Call of Duty Zombie Mods) - Duration: 24:47.

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How To Rap: Turn Sentences Into Bars - Duration: 4:27.

what's up guys it's Dono so I got a question asking how can you turn

sentences into bars turning your sentences into bars is gonna be

something that probably makes more sense if you're trying to rap in a way that's

conversational as opposed to really poetic now that doesn't mean you can't

use poetic devices it's just that this technique is really going to help you if

you're trying to keep it conversational alright so the first thing that I need

to get out of the way is explaining what a bar is I'm not gonna go into depth but

it's basically a measure of time and music and each bar can have about 10 to

16 syllables rough guideline you can definitely do things other than that but

that's generally what we're working with here so that's our baseline now that we

know the baseline the first strategy that you can use is to just write

sentences that fit in that 10 to 16 syllable range once you figure out how

bars work all you have to do is just count out your lines and make sure that

they fit and it would be something like this I always rock the mic with the

utmost to ease I'm the best you've ever seen from the jungles to seas that's

pretty simple and easy to do you just write sentences that they're standing

alone in each bar but what if we want to write something a little longer

well instead we can do something where we have that sentence trail into the

next bar sounds a little something like this I get sick of the way these

inconsiderate idiots act like in past life they were legit for the period

here all I've done is split up my sentence into two bars now of course if

you want to hold on to your rhyme scheme this is gonna take a little bit more

insight right as you figure out where you want to split your sentence you may

have to change some words around to make sure that it still rhymes between the

two bars maybe on the other hand you're writing sentences that are so short they

don't actually fill a bar a really common technique is to actually write in

half bars so that's what you can do is write half

and have them fill that instead since bars are split into four counts your

half bar would end on the two count that can keep it really short again you

don't have to end there but that's just a strategy that people use often and

they build in more rhymes a lot of times here's an example this girl has me shook

I like the way she looks her face is extra pretty makes me wanna sing the

hook as you can see in that example the first bar is composed of two really

short sentences so each sentence takes up a half bar and you can fill out kind

of rhythmically how that works it goes on to the two-count you don't have to

map it exactly like that but that's a very common way to use those shorter

sentences now that I've kind of explained all the ways that you can put

sentences into bars so you can you know short exact length too long

you can mix and match them to make a sound that is pretty cool and it sounds something

like this I used to know Jim we kicked it on the daily he was with this girl

Kim who I thought was crazy sexy and a freak too - I stayed clear though she wore

caution signs on both of the earlobes so in that example we're using the

methods before to create a verse with longer and shorter sentences now

obviously you do have to put a little bit of work in to make it rhyme and

sound correct if that's what you're looking for so if you want to kind of

use sentences that's one way to do it but remember you will have to kind of

chop your sentences make them fit and adjust them to the rhythm you can't just

write sentences and expect them to fit unless you're incredibly lucky or just

naturally write that way that's all I've got for how to turn your sentences into

bars I hope that helps as always if you have any questions comments topics want

me to cover throw them down in the box below I will

get to them as soon as I can on top of that I've also got a full 30 day how to

rap course I'll put a link down below and I've got a website rap better.com

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