Hello mates, my name is Risk, welcome back to another episode of "Giraffe Town" So
Previous episode. We got sucked into a TV
Against my will
And we made it to another world.
And apparently we need the jump ability which some of you guys in the comments
Let me know that all I had to do to get the jump ability
was to go through the road and also ignore the phone call, so
Next time that I get a weird phone call I'll definitely ignore it. So yeah
I like this giraffe
I don't hear anything
hey watch out!
Watch out! just because just because you don't hear anything doesn't mean you got to blast
What are you Jimmy Neutron?
Got to blast!
alright, so
This time I didn't have any issues running the controller
since I already know what the issue was and
We're just gonna go ahead and play
now last time that I did this section. I actually got pretty far
But if you guys remember I got pretty far but I had no lives left to take advantage of all the checkpoints
I was getting so
This time we actually have five lives instead of one
So I'm gonna use the checkpoints once I reach there
so...
I don't know if we're going to the other side of town just now or we're just crossing a road because it's fun
but I think we're trying to find love
I think the definition of that is also a stalker
or at least add event definition of this giraffe
Okay, this is the first checkpoint. Good. Good job
Okay
I'm actually quite enjoying this game. I think it's this game is cool
Is weird is hella creepy. There is a jump scare every time you die
But overall I think this game has a charm to it
Okay, I gotta remember that if I start
falling off the edge I have to counter that because you get a chance
to like get back up once you fall
I mean like the giraffe look like is having a freefall or something
when he's in the falling animation and during that I can try and you know return
Okay, so there is the sign again
"Lovely day" I remember it said that
It's every time it's every single time that I play this game. It's a lovely day
All right
Oh
Oh man, I feel like I'm playing some sort of a game.
This is like the horror version
Why?
Why? I was about to say this is like the horror version
Of...
Getting over it
so I don't know why I just started turning a bit weirdly and that and then I tried to
counteract that and guess what I fell down.
Man this road sucks reminds me a lot of home
or at least the roads to my home
Okay, so this is the next checkpoint. That's great
now it's raining if it wasn't
do you see that little bump I didn't see that because the giraffe is hiding it but
I'm very good at this game, which is why
I'm gonna die any second now
So
There you go!
This giraffe trying to move on this slippery slope
It's pretty much me trying to not get demonetised on YouTube.
I mean
It's very hard. But sometimes you can just do it if you try hard enough.
Oh my god, this road really sucks
I don't remember where was the last time that I actually
How far I made it last time
But I assuming were very close to it cuz I remember this rain and all
Okay, what does it say?
"Wood Be Gone!"
Okay
oh my gosh
Okay, my wood is already gone
Oh why are you running?
Okay, so
oh my gosh.
Oh
I'm sorry guys if I look very tense but like
you really really have to tap the analog
So slowly cuz if you do it to any other way he start like bursting into
He start bursting into speed just like that, like I didn't push it all the way at all
It's just that I pushed slightly
More than the slower speed. There is one slow speed
which is this and then there is average and then there is
Sonic fast
Okay my god, I can't even turn properly
so I'm just gonna look there and use the camera to turn
Oh dude this sucks. This sucks
Why you slipping to the left dude?
I don't want to fall.
Another checkpoint guys.
Oh that's great. No, that's just great
Ok, I think it can't get any worse than that
So I believe this is probably the last section we have to go through.
Oh gosh
And once we're done with this section maybe were greeted with a cutscene
I really just hope the road isn't gonna start falling apart now.
As long as it remains static, I think we can just go ahead and do it
Ok, just go down...
Guys this is truly horror.
Okay, this is a just a straight road. So watch for traps
Okay, no traps...
Okay
Man, this is hard
You have no idea how focused I am
I've never been so focused in my entire life
Just a man sitting on a bench just think about calming things
and you'll get through it so far I have four lives
So I think we're actually good
Because I didn't waste a lot of lives trying to get through this...
Train...
Not train track. but this dangerous track
Okay.
I mean now the road is getting a bit easier. So it got me concerning.
Why?
Why would it do that?
Why would it get easier all of a sudden?
Okay, let's go to the light lamp. Oh the road is cool now.
Oh never mind, forget what I said. There was another checkpoint
Okay, what's next? Please tell me
We're gonna dash through it a little bit
There you go.
So you thought this last checkpoint is gonna be the last checkpoint, but apparently not
Maybe this checkpoint will be the last? I don't know.
I just don't want to be jump-scare again, cuz that jump-scare, man.
Okay, I'm not actually scared but you know, I don't want to die
Let's go
Yeah, please have more thunder. How about you also on an orchestra on top of that?
Goddamn what if there is other giraffe trying to go through the same track as me?
Think how dangerous or how annoying that would be if you had other giraffes
pushing around
I mean it could make for a cool game mode.
But man, would it be terrible.
Okay, just go
just go.
Oh my god
Okay, so the rain stopped I really hope it means good things.
We reached another checkpoint
Let's just start go Oh No
Snow.
Do you know what comes with snow?
Ice.
Oh this is terrible, dude
This is truly the horror version of like getting over it
even though getting over it was already horror by itself
My god, dude, how long or how far do I need to go?
You know, I thought it's just gonna be a piece of cake since I'm already used to hard games
but this is just...
This just ridiculous. It's not even hard. It's just that it's super long and tedious
so like
It's not actually hard. Oh god. I thought I saw ice
Okay, just keep going huh
I guess this is what I get for saying this is not hard
But I mean at the same time, it's true.
It's not hard. It's just tedious. He's like, oh I forgot
I forgot that I shouldn't tap all the way.
or I forgot I shouldn't apply pressure at all and just like
below on the controller softly to make a move without falling off
Anything stronger than that and he would like go flying.
I guess this is some sort of a stop
Why is there just a block here?
I guess it's a stop for somebody who's having a hard time and needs a breather
Okay
Okay, just go
Come on dude
like this road is not even pulling any new tricks. It's just like the same old thing
Okay, there we go. Now we're talking about something a little hard.
Okay
So now you turn right
that road doesn't last very long
But still
It's the tricky part I guess
Oh my god. Okay. I was so close to the edge
He would if he got the animation of like start falling down that I would be screwed
because the checkpoint is way back guys
I have went quite a long road without hitting a single checkpoint
So I'm really hoping the checkpoint is like right here or some shit
My god, how long is this road?
Okay, now the road is like fixated
but I'm sure there's gonna be more crooks in the road in any moment now
Some cranks?
Some maybe...
Bottomless
okay another one.
Oh, look at that the same trick already. We saw that
Okay, we made it to Blizzard
You do realize the sound of the wait the debug coming
Do I look like I care? Hold up
oh if it's anything like that. I'm sure it'll be great
I'm sure it'll be a great game
but you guys do realize the sound of the blizzard.
Oh my god, did you see that save?
Okay, but as I was saying
you guys realize the sound of the Blizzard is actually somebody blowing in the mic like
*Blowing On Mic*
And maybe
maybe even having an asthma attack. It's probably the developer
Just blowing into the mic
you know
budgets
Just like my legs are definitely on a budget
Why are you falling to the right side there?
Okay. So this one is new this one is actually going downwards.
Is at a checkpoint? Yes it is!
Okay, can the Blizzard stop?
I'm scared
I'm scared. I just want to find love by the way
If you want to see more of this game let's shoot for around 200 likes if we reach anywhere around that
Then I'm not gonna jump off the side and die
Wanted a giraffe murderer award offered
This little Papa Smurf?
I mean, I guess if all the giraffes are this stupid.
I mean not stupid. I mean it's
Just slippy legs
just slippery legs budget legs
What is that sound?
I think there is a guy behind me then
I gotta move guys the giraffe murderer
Stupid fucking game. I'm...
I had it with this game a giraffe murderer
Seriously?
I'm gonna be so mad if he moves faster than me.
Oh my gosh, what were they thinking!
is there any checkpoint around here?
This is so hard dude
I mean I haven't seen the murderer, but I'm sure by the sound alone. He's behind me
Otherwise, why else would it start playing sounds like that?
Is that a checkpoint? I think that it is
okay, we have three lives
and a checkpoint
Oh this game
This game was made for babies I swear
No! no, no!
No, no, no, no no, no, no
if I have to restart I'm not playing this game again.
It's just that simple
It's just that simple if I have to replay this game
Because this was a nightmare to get through I gave so much concentration
I made it?
Wow, dude, so lucky
Hey, I can't no don't skip the cutscene dude.
Welcome to the other side of town
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
Hey, I did it!
It only took me 20 minutes, but I did it
Dude I'm actually so happy beating that because that was a hard once the
frickin giraffe killer came
I had to do it but very fast, but at the same time I had to do it with precision skills.
I recognized that music is that the famous famous giraffe love?
All you have to do is get up
get up
Still cutscene guys, I'm not
I'm gonna wait it out
An ice cream truck took me to the hospital?
It's the ice cream man
Who else gonna be?
Oh gosh
then don't buy
Is that a horse? Oh no, it's a clown.
Oh okay, it's a freaky clown but it's a clown
I cannot tell by your appearance
Give me a damn answer or I'm gonna smack you!
Sorry guys my patience is kind of Wendling.
This game is making its story up as it goes
This developer is still coding the game
while I'm recording this game
No, I'm gonna just cut this video so much
that you wouldn't even have to wait a fraction of what I'm waiting.
You can keep it
Really do no. No, I believe you, but you can keep it.
Hey, he wrote want wrong
wan't
I waited five minutes for him to walk up to me and ask me that question
I'm about to smack you with my goddamn long head if you're not gonna get the fuck out of my sight
Why are you agreeing for?
What are you a stupid horse?
You know, actually I wish I died back at the road I don't want to play this game anymore.
I said I don't have money.
Sure. I'm gonna get kidnapped and time travel traffic gang
My beautiful wife that I don't have too. Oh my gosh.
Oh I'm a literal stick
maybe this guy's saving me I don't know. if he brings me back to my house
I'm filing a report.
Ice cream Oh God
NoOo!
Now suck it!
I also travel attempt to fuck off
Stop dancing
Wow
Is that a giraffe?
it's not because I have a disability or anything
Like these ones that Sonic the Hedgehog gave me
And go fast!
Marriage? No way!
That's actually very nice of him.
Well, I mean this guy is annoying as hell but he's a really good guy
He just gave me shoes and ice cream. He pretty much revived me
I'm gonna I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die right now
He probably left. I really hope you left
Thank you, so I have a feeling like every time I'm gonna step now
I'm gonna make this same sound tunnels make but it's just an assumption.
I don't honestly know it's just an assumption.
I wouldn't think a game would do such a thing. Okay.
I just don't think this game is trolling. It's not gonna troll you this hard
Okay, maybe with the phone and the cutscene that lasted almost 20 minutes, okay
Maybe with the slippery feet and the giraffe killer but not with these shoes
These shoes are slip resistant
Shut up
So, I mean I have my trust in this game
I don't think this game is gonna troll me and
oh it really didn't I was expecting the shoes to make the most annoying sound
What are you?
Dude, that's cool.
Is there a way to save the game? I...
I'm playing GTA San Andreas. It's locked. Maybe there is a key around here. Look at that
But how do I know if it saved rights?
I don't know that I don't want to do the thing again. I can't run but we can go over here
Oh my god, okay. So you have infinite lives in this section.
Excuse me, sir. Do you have a key?
I don't know but busted open
was this here before? I don't know but busted open
was this here before?
I don't know but busted open was this here be
What was that a dog?
Okay, let's go get to the freakin dog
Hey man, you have a little bit of weed?
that's how these dog looks like
I would get so mad if you actually did that
So fuck right off
unless you have some weed
I hope he just throws it into abyss
Oh, I wonder where the key is
My Giraffsiese
how dare you!
you hit me right in the jewels!
Woof
Don't mess with me. Unless you have weed. Yeah, but it's not a reason to...
Pull my grapes out and step on them
You better you better take that kick right back
Did not mean to hit your babymaker. Are you okay down there?
Okay
No, I'm not growing impatient I'm skipping the dialogue because we already saw the entire cutscene
yes
All right
Here you go
Where's the where's the locked gate? did he hid it again?
Hey what is that?
Yeah, give it
Okay
Get me out of this video game.
I don't want to be in this video game for one more second
Just open the gate and get me the hell out of here.
Yeah, open the gate. All right, I'm dead
It's gonna take five minutes until I finish falling down so I'm gonna see you then.
Oh my gosh
This game sucks. This game sucks
Nani?!
gonna hit you with me spinning move
Okay, I got it
Okay
Okay, I made it to the other side of town
or the other other side
Who is this schmuck?
I'm sorry. I'm I'm not I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this sub boy
Sup boy?
Sup, boy, it's me. It's your boy!
Oh god it's a giraffe
Woah take it easy man
or otherwise I'll skip the cutscene.
I'm sorry. I cannot go through another cuts in over 30 minutes
I don't know what happened.
I guess the kid became the sun and that's why it's now sun
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I'm gonna see you in the next time.
Buh-bye!
This game makes me wanna die
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