Waching daily Oct 17 2018

Hey yo.

Welcome to the fourth episode of King Of Cards.

Where there are no winners, only losers.

10 questions, 5 rounds.

And after every answer, one must ring the bell.

Because if you don't, the answer is invalid.

Although it is the correct answer, it will not be counted.

Okay, the one with the most cards at the end..

will receive weird punishments.

Okay, like previously, I had gotten shot with paintball.

Ah what else?

I got..

.. got my nose hair plucked.

These stuff are nonsense ah.

Ah okay, ah co-host!

Yo! Yo! Yo!

Ay ay yo!

As per usual, I would like to introduce my co-host.

Sean!

Woah, you're a rapper this week?

Yeah ah!

My rapper's nickname is..

Ro.. Eh no, that's you.

I am.. Kaya.

Oh okay. We're a gang eh?

Gang, gang, gang bro!

Beat box for us a little bit.

Ah, that's fine.

Like every week, we have a guest.

Okay, let's invite..

Zooey! - Yay!

What's your nickname?

What were you?

- Kaya Kaya, Roti, Butter.

Oh damn.

Okay, that works.

Team lah, team.

1Malaysia.

The theme this week, do you guys know?

I don't know.

Don't know? - Sounds like..

Okay before that, let me open this first..

Oh okay, open first.

Open right? - Open! Open!

Open! Open!

Malaysian Factoids.

Yes. - What does 'kebangsaan' mean?

'Kebangsaan'?

Nationality!

Nice sia..

Nice sia.. - Yeah.

Is that right?

I don't know.

Wrong ah. Didn't press the bell also.

National!

So, the punishment for this week..

Do you want to know, Sean?

Wanna know?

I want to know.

Okay, the punishment is the clothes pegs pinned..

on the (loser's) face. Then it is pulled at once.

Sean will begin first.

Are you ready? - Oh I'm ready.

Why is he starting first?

This host isn't a gentleman.

No, no. Co-host will always start first.

That's what it is, man.

Yeah, so.. - That's the game of the rules, man!

No. Are you ready or not? That's the question.

Yeah man!

Okay, okay. Let's start okay!

First question, yeah?

Yeah!

Eh, no. You don't need to press.

I'll press it. - Oh okay.

Yeah.

Excited. - It's okay. Wait, wait.

Your turn is coming up.

Give me an easy one, okay? - Eh, don't come so close.

Haram?

Yes!

Okay. - Okay.

Okay, correct. - Woah!

Okay?

So, are you ready?

Nervous lah.

Nervous huh? - Okay, let's start.

Eh, can not do that! - Can't do that lah.

Oh can not? - Can not.

Can not. - Alright.

This game has a lot of don'ts.

I don't know la.

You have to follow the rule, follow (the) rule eh.

Okay.

Ready yeah?

An easier question, yeah?

Ah easy, can, can.

Ah, didn't press (the bell)!

Give her a card!

One for Zooey!

Woah!

A-K-E-D.. Oh!

Wrong (answer).

This is your fault.

Round two! Round two!

Did you just come back from the hospital?

Haha. Let's start round two.

Okay, let's go.

Ready? Ready?

Yes, yes, yes!

Four.

Oh name four? You said.. - Sorry.

Ah!

I want to.. I'll try!

Ah Perlis, - No, no.

Pahang! - No. No. No.

Penang. What's the other one ah?

Portugal.

Ah Portugal!

Portuguese. - Ah, Portugal!

Correct lah! Where are you from ah?

Hospital..

Okay.

I don't get a point eh?

Who's fault is it?

No.

Patience. This is only round two.

Alright.

Okay, you lost yeah?

If she gets it wrong..

Shut up. - then she gets a card.

Okay.

What's up?!

So easy!

Sorry, Sean.

What's up!

So easy!

I would like to say thank you so much to my..

Geographic teacher, whom forced me to draw the map of Malaysia!

What round is this, Sean?

Round three!

This is like the ring girls holding up a sign 'Round three'.

Three!

Round three ah? Alright, alright.

So..

Both of you have collected a card each.

Serves you right.

Continue, continue, continue.

Okay, are you ready?

Yes.

Okay, let's go.

I'll start yeah?

What are you talking about, man?

The biggest cave in Malaysia

Biggest cave (in Malaysia)?

Biggest cave..

Is it wrong?

Wrong!

Wrong, man.

Is it wrong or time's up?

Wrong, bro.

Shit, man.

Sorry, I read the question like an idiot.

He read it like an idiot, man.

I said the biggest cave! - Not fair.

If you don't know how to speak English, don't speak.

Sorry ah, bro. - No, you're the one that didn't understand the question.

Eh, can you help me with this?

My English is bad.

Aren't you the host?

I'll read. - You're my co-host, right? Help out lah!

What's the point of a co-host?!

Okay. - I'll read it!

This one right?

Don't sabotage, alright.

Okay!

This is your question, alright.

Which one, which cave?

They said what is this cave called - it's the one I talked about

You also can't speak well.

Is it Niah Cave?

The answer is Mulu Cave.

I wanted to say Mulu Cave.

Then you said it's wrong. - Ah it's okay. You've already press the bell.

Eh you guys didn't say I have to give ..

No, no, sorry bro. Both of you will get a card.

Are they getting a card each?

Okay, both of you get a card. Congratulations!

So, tear it lah.

Let's go! Round 4

Let's go ah? Okay.

Do you want English or Malay?

Anything. - Anything yeah?

Up to you. - Okay.

That's right. Congratulations.

My heart is steel, man.

What?

My heart is steel. - Oh damn.

Okay, it's Zooey's turn.

Okay. - Fourteen, bro!

Give me an easier question.

Eh, it's in English. Help me read it.

Okay, English!

English. - Woah, it's super easy.

Read the England.. - Alright.

Alright..

I want an accent, yeah? I want..

UK accent. - Alright fam, this is your question alright?

If I'm not mistaken, isn't four.. No.

Ah, oh my god! - Wait!

It's going to be wrong!

Time's up! - Wait, not yet!

I wanted to say thirteen lah.

Time's up tho.

What else? Give her a card.

The answer is fourteen, friends. - What was your answer earlier?

The corners and stripes are the same, fourteen.

So Round Five is..

open to both of you.

Okay, man.

This is the winning round, bro. - Eh, where's the bell?

So do we press the bell first then answer?

Or who answers first then press the bell?

You understand English, right?

What did I say earlier?

You said.. - He said first come, first served.

Yes, first come, first served. Yes.

So.. - Why don't you go there and I'll go here?

Okay, ready yeah?

Alright. - Ready yeah?

Right.

Hmm..

The answer is two, bro.

Eh! - Ah, you're also wrong.

No, no, no.

One's at .. Wait I'll say it!

This (round) is three seconds, not three minutes.

Patience, one's at Pavillion.. - I know! I know!

One's in Mid Valley. Do I get a point if I can name them all?

Ah, Pavillion, there's one at Mid Valley,

one at Sunway Pyramid.. Where are the rest yeah?

The answer is five!

Wait! If there's five,

where are the other two?

But this (round) is three seconds, not three minutes.

Three seconds only..

But I want.. - Three seconds only.

I want to get an extra point.

But I got it right. Five right?

But time's up, bro. - But you said two earlier! You said two.

No.. - Bro but time's up, bro.

So, we both lost?

So, both of you get a card. What else?

Where can? - But I don't care lah.

I have two cards only!

If you've lost, don't fret.

Shut up lah.

Oh my!

Punishment, bro!

Why are all the strings like this? Don't know how to tie?

Oh yeah lah, what else.

What is it, Sean?

I heard something. Fish?

Itchy, itchy.

Oh, I thought it was fish.

Yeah, not fish eh?

I must've heard you incorrectly.

You heard me incorrectly lah.

What, mate? - Woah.

Alright! So, this is what's going to happen.

There are a bunch of clips here and we are going to..

clip it on Zooey's face. - Yeah.

And then we put this through the rope.

All the holes here.

So, you will pull it?

Then, pull like this.

Do it again!

Oh damn.

Okay, like that yeah?

Yeah. - With the extra effects like..

Oh, that hurts. - Pain ah?

Okay, so..

The clothes pegs are ready.

It's ready, Sean? - It's done.

Okay, Zooey shall be in the middle.

There you go.

Zooey, let's go man.

With all due respect, please stand in the middle.

With all due respect, we shall clip this on ..

Clip what, Sean? - Nose, baby.

Oh my.

Take a little more of my skin!

Oh, it hurts.

Zooey, are you ready?

This is where the fun is..

and this is the real punishment, guys.

Ready, Luqman?

One!

Two!

Three!

Luqman! Luqman!

You failed! Luqman!

It's so painful!

Oh my god, Zooey!

You try ah?

Zooey, thank you so much. You're really sporting, Zooey.

Props to Zooey, good job to Zooey, everyone!

Clap for her!

If this video doesn't get the highest views,

I don't know what to say any longer, Luqman.

How high?

We will get one hundred thousand views, bro.

Bet, yeah?

God willing.

I'll pray for us.

So, if you guys have any more interesting challenges..

you can comment down below.

Don't forget to share, like and subscribe.

What else, Sean?

And we'll see you for the next episode..

Yes - of King Of Cards!