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(Love Ladder)
We're here for people that don't know women.
I'm a pro dater, Seo Taehun...
And I'm Lee Sejin.
I know women well, but I just act like I don't.
I'm Yoo Minsang.
You know nothing about women.
- No, no. / - You don't know squat.
I don't know about women.
All I know is my wife. I'm Park Yeongjin.
How sweet.
Why are all you so happy for him?
Everyone that's married tells me that they regret it!
What are you so happy about?
- Geez... / - Minsang, Minsang.
What is it?
I bet you want to date someone.
Yeah-nope.
Geez, just sit down.
We've prepared the signals that tell you
that you should start dating.
This should be fun.
- Men and women are very different. / - True.
"Huh? Is this person into me?"
Even the signals are read differently.
That's why we prepared this.
The signs that make women think a guy is into them.
Let's start with 3rd.
3rd.
Texting.
What's that?
When you don't text a guy back,
yet he texts you again.
- Even though she didn't text back? / - Right.
That's a sign that the guy is into you.
Let's see 2nd.
2nd.
Medicine.
Medicine?
When you tell him you're sick,
and he shows up with medicine.
It happens, right? Did that happen to anyone here?
A see a few hands.
- What's that like? / - It's like this.
Why'd you get sick?
Here, take this medicine. I'm out.
What was that?
That's definitely a sign.
Yes, this means the guy is into you.
Let's see 1st place.
1st.
Memory.
Memory?
When he remembers every little thing you tell him.
Your favorite color,
your likes,
your relationship with your family...
- He remembers all of that. / - All that?
If he remembers all the details,
that's a sign that he's into you.
I see.
But men read into different signs
that make them think a girl is into them.
This is 3rd.
3rd.
(Smile)
When the convenience store part-timer smiles at me.
What could this be?
Is this a sign?
Raise your hand if you ever felt this way.
Anyone?
- I see a lot of hands. / - That's a lot of people.
Of course a lot of guys have felt this.
- Let's look at 2nd. / - 2nd.
This is 2nd.
- Kindness. / - Kindness?
You ordered from a cafe
and the part-timer asks you kindly,
"Is there anything else you would like?"
I see a hand.
- Already? / - Yes.
That's how those part-timers
are trained by their managers.
It could be a sign too.
Let's see 1st.
What's 1st?
- Choice. / - Choice?
You're on the bus
and a girl you don't know sits next to you!
Choice?
- But this is more important. / - Yes.
While riding together for two stops,
he's already thinking of dating and marrying this girl.
He's even thinking of having kids with her!
- This is what we think of. / - That's true.
No, hold on. This is totally true.
I've experienced all of these.
Those are all signs that she's into you!
Get it now?
They act this way with everyone.
What?
Please don't misunderstand their intentions.
This goes to all men and you, Minsang.
If you misinterpret these as signs...
You might end up forever alone like this guy.
- Forever alone? / - Forever alone.
- You'll be forever alone. / - Such a shame.
- Don't be delusional. / - Poor guy.
- I feel bad for your belt too. / - Stop it! Give me that!
Don't feel bad.
Look, people.
Why do you need signs and signals
when you're trying to date someone?
Forget all that. You can be happy all by yourself.
And that's not important.
Do you know our fellow comedian?
- Kim Jiho "the savage?" / - Yes.
He gave out wedding invitation recently.
Oh, right, right.
Yes, he gave them out to everyone.
And this is what he said to me.
"Minsang, I'm getting married... Before you."
I'm not getting married.
You didn't beat me to it!
People, I can be happy on my own!
But! There's one thing I'm worried about.
Will I ever get back all that gift money I paid
at other people's weddings?
That's why there needs to be a law
so that singles can get back
the gift money they pay at weddings.
See that? They're all on my side!
- They're all on my side! / - A lot of singles here.
Yes! I call it a non-wedding.
A non-wedding?
Once you reach 20 and you're single for 20 years,
you can have a non-wedding.
Who'd be the officiant and host at a non-wedding?
I'll do it!
I'll even sing at your non-wedding!
And I'll be singing
Kim Gunmo's "Love Without You!"
♪ Love without you ♪ I'll do this for you.
But... For the guests...
We'll take men at 2 and women at 3.
Why?
We don't want anyone meeting someone
at our sacred non-weddings!
- Keep the guests separate! / - So sly.
We'll keep them separate.
And that's not all.
If you have a non-wedding
and stay single for 1 year,
you get a party.
Your 1-year non-wedding anniversary.
It's a party to collect money!
Pay me! Give me my dues!
I paid so much at weddings.
And that's not all. We need to collect more.
Once you stay unmarried for 25 years,
you'll have a silver non-wedding.
- A silver non-wedding? / - And after 50 years...
You'll have a golden non-wedding.
And that's not all!
Later on,
you'll have a reminder non-wedding!
I want all my money back!
And... While we're on the subject...
I will make sure to ruin Christmas eve
for couples and have my non-wedding first.
Really?
- You're all invited! / - Really?
- Everyone here! / - Really?
But bring money!
$30 per person!
- Geez... / - And! Especially you, Yeongjin!
What? Why?
I remember how much I gave you at your wedding.
- Geez... / - Pay me back!
- Geez! Give me this mic. / - My money!
You're always saying ridiculous things.
That's why you're not married.
- Pay me! / - Geez! You're so pathetic.
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
Even now, I miss my wife at home to death!
Geez...
This is killing me.
- Hold on. / - What was that?
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married and I lived alone,
my life was so repetitive and boring.
But now, my pretty wife
throws me events every day.
I never get a chance to be bored!
After my pretty wife does the laundry...
What are you doing?
My white shirt becomes a colored shirt.
She puts on magic shows.
The color bled.
I've never bought a colored shirt.
It's magic.
And she throws me surprises every night.
This is true. Look at this.
Oh, what a surprise!
What a surprise!
Goodness!
She surprises me every night.
They say sheet masks make you prettier.
It's true!
With a sheet mask on...
She seems so pretty.
And...
She does something touching for me every month.
"Dear, this is from me."
"Oh, you didn't have to!"
It's her credit card bill.
She really spent all that money herself.
Every time I look at one of these,
it brings me to tears.
Tears of blood.
My wife loves throwing me events
and I wear my belt tight.
- I'm so happy! / - You don't seem happy.
You don't seem happy.
- I have to get home now! / - Why?
Today is September 30th.
Today's the day I see my wife's credit card bill.
You'd better hurry.
Did you all see that?
We're all actually very happy!
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