Thứ Hai, 12 tháng 6, 2017

Waching daily Jun 12 2017

Hey guys. Here I am again.

So I went to the mediamarkt.

I have the right for a replacement item.

My laptop broke and they are required to to give me a laptop.

I can not work, do my education.

Without laptop its annoying.

What do we do ?

We do a shoutout.

Sidney van Hees. AKA Mad Limburger with his DNA.

Raf Hermans with a scooter exhaust on a Tomos.

Beau Gielbert with his derbi.

Let's go!

There is one thing I must say.

If you sit back you have to wear a vest.

That is mandatory.

That's only in the dark. No, you have to wear it.

So wear it.

You're lying.

I am not lying. You need that thing.

I do not need it because I'm the driver. On the back you have to have it on.

You are lying.

No, its not necessary. Only in Belgium.

I see no one with such a vest.

Sosa. Where are we?

In Valkenburg.

Watch the guy behind me.

Dare you to jump off? I swear I pay for the jump.

Good.

[We go] with the elevator? No, we walk upstairs.

Welcome to Valkenburg. So what it cost to go up?

€ 5, - per person. There is a secret place where you can walk to the top.

It saves us € 10 -

We made it.

That's what you thought. We still have a lot to go.

Are you glad to have saved € 5, - ?

I'm exhausted. Must have medication.

Stand still.

This is nice.

What a beast.

We found a glitch. We are "out of bounds".

Usually you pay € 10, -. € 5, - per person up and down.

I think a little overpriced.

We are walking on this footpath.

Do you know what is a nice glitch. If a girl has a skirt.

You can look up.

€ 5, - saved. We also have to go down.

Pretty cramped here. Check this.

Look here.

You must sit. Like so.

I wish it will be fine. Amen.

With the €10 we saved we jump off this tower.

With cable, right?

You can also jump without cable, but then you die.

Its cheaper. But then you're dead.

More stairs?

You're making the jump. I must walk these stairs back down.

Downhill is easier. I do not dare.

I lied, one more staircase. Look its unstable.

If this is my death ... Then you have no more worries.

Any last words? Rest in Peace

I'm not tall.

I'm afraid now, and I do not even jump.

Its important to keep your arms straight.

I have to hold tight, right? Yes.

If you're on the move ...

How was it? Boring.

Boring she says. I don't even dare.

What do you think? Cool right?

No.

Hold on?

We are behind a van. Which always drive slowly.

great.

Not in the mood. Look above. There it is.

That's where you jumped off.

There you can go inside.

In the caves.

No. Stay. Definitely not in the mood for that.

There you can also enter.

Actually you should take the first flag. And unzip.

There are police.

Thank you sir. Police are here.

There he is. I was lucky because normally I drive really fast here.

Here are the heroes.

There is the police.

The heroes of Maastricht.

I almost lost my bike.

Really lucky those people waved.

What will we do with the scooter?

I will not put a new frame on. One with a different VIN.

Which is a good idea.

Some people sell them for € 20, -

That's cheaper than € 400, -

I think I have everything. I will put EU certified parts on it.

Approved headlight, taillight, mirrors.

I think it was the left mirror.

We do yellow reflectors on the side.

Then its legal again.

Police said that 45 is the limit.

That's what bothers me.

He says the 45 is the limit.

On the dyno 56 is legal.

What is it? 45 or 56 or 50?

I'm making it run 40

That will make a lot of RPM's.

It's going to be fine.

I'm going to collect parts.

My budget is € 50, - my wok ready make budget.

We will see how it ends.

All those people have to wait.

People. In case I see you no more.

Until next time.

Lataz

For more infomation >> Jumping off a tower | Almost lost my bike [Police] | TUUB Vlog #32 | - Duration: 10:45.

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5 Chinese iPhone Knockoffs | China Uncensored - Duration: 6:11.

On this episode of China Uncensored,

why buy an iPhone

when you can buy a Big Cola...

phone?

Hi, welcome to the one and only

China Uncensored.

I'm your host, Chris Chappell.

I know a thing or two about knockoffs.

You know,

things that look like the original,

but maybe aren't exactly the same?

But pretty close.

It's true though that

when it comes to knockoffs,

China is the undisputed king.

And it's largely thanks to

loose intellectual property laws,

and well, people generally not caring about

the laws that are in place.

Plus a Chinese court system

that usually rules in favor

of homegrown Chinese companies.

Take the iPhone.

Um, no, not that iPhone.

That's a Chinese leather goods maker

that beat Apple to the iPhone trademark in China.

I'm talking about the never-ending stream

of cellular hand held devices

that look suspiciously like Apple's iPhone.

Here are my top 5.

Number 5

Oppo China style

This is the Oppo.

A quick glance at their website

makes it pretty clear

where they get their inspiration.

"But they slightly changed the shape

of the home button," you say.

Yes, but these phones—

the F3 and F3 Plus—

otherwise look pretty much

exactly like iPhones.

They even follow Apple's color options.

But after F3,

the numbering gets weird.

There's the A77,

the R9s Plus,

the A39,

the N3, the N1 Mini,

and the awkwardly named, Find 7a.

"Hey Siri, find Find 7a."

Number 4

Big Cola

People in China love the iPhone.

Just look at the lines

for the release of the iPhone

a few years ago.

The problem is,

most people in China are actually really poor.

78% of people there

make less than 10 dollars a day,

according to the Pew Research Center.

And considering the iPhone 7 and 7 plus

both go for around 1,000 US dollars in China,

you can see how there might be

a bit of a disconnect.

That's where Big Cola,

or DaKeLe comes in.

It was specifically designed to be

a cheap iPhone knockoff—

less than half the price.

And you can also get a two-liter version free

if you order two large one-topping pizzas

from Pizza Hut.

Now that's a deal!

In fact, a few years ago,

the Big Cola was even hailed as

the best iPhone knockoff.

Yes, this was a whole industry in China.

But the company folded.

What happened?

Did people start buying the real thing?

No.

Other, larger Chinese companies

with dubious ties to the government

decided to get in on the fake iPhone game

and dominated the market.

And that brings us to...

Number 3

A super Nova

You see, what DaKeLe really was lacking

was big name celebrity endorsement

that only a mega telecommunications giant like Huawei

could reel in.

Sure, it's an iPhone knockoff,

but it's endorsed by Chinese heartthrob singer,

Zhang Yixing.

And it's not just the nova.

The Huawei P10 is also basically

an iPhone clone.

Now sure,

having a Huawei device

may have its downsides.

The US government thinks that Huawei

has "undisclosed connections

with the Chinese government,"

and "Huawei equipment could surreptitiously harbor

software to facilitate cyberwarfare,

including espionage or network disruption."

But don't worry,

they were talking about Huawei's telecommunications equipment,

not their phones, which I'm sure are fine.

Number 2

The iPhone?

Wait, is this an actual iPhone?

It says iPhone.

It has the Apple logo on it.

But as those of you read Chinese can see—

it's not an iPhone.

It's "the Best iPhone 7 Plus knockoff."

You see,

this isn't a brand.

Their motto is:

"We're the leader in high quality iPhone

and Samsung knockoffs."

And they nailed it.

Right down to the iPhone 7's

missing headphone jack, making this knockoff

just as terrible as the original.

I mean, no headphone jack?!

What were they thinking?!!!

And finally,

Number 1

Will the real smartphone

please stand up?

Okay, now this one barely looks like the iPhone.

And yet, the Baili 100C accused the iPhone

of stealing its design.

That's right,

a Chinese smartphone maker so small,

it didn't even have a website,

sued Apple in a Beijing court

for stealing that classic Baili 100C look.

Irony is dead.

And of course,

the Beijing Intellectual Property Office

ruled in favor of the Chinese company.

They said, "Apple's iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus

have minor differences from Baili's 100C.

The differences are so tiny

that the average customer

could not notice."

The result? Apple was banned

from selling iPhones in Beijing.

Of course, Apple immediately appealed,

and there was no actual break in people

being able to buy the real iPhone.

Apple did eventually win.

It helped that Baili was a defunct company

by then anyway.

But if an out-of-business Chinese knockoff

can sue Apple for stealing its design and win,

at least for a little while...

actually I don't know what that says.

How about you tell me what you think it means?

Leave your comments below.

Thanks for watching this episode of China Uncensored.

Once again, I'm your host, Chris Chappell.

See you next time.

For more infomation >> 5 Chinese iPhone Knockoffs | China Uncensored - Duration: 6:11.

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Poppy: Dahice Bir Proje - Duration: 7:08.

Merhaba Kült TV'nin araştıran insanları.

Son dönemlerde interneti kasıp kavuran poppy hadisesinin gerçekte ne olduğunu ortaya

çıkartacağımız bir videoyla sizlerle beraberiz.

6 Ekim 2011 tarihinde açılan Poppy kanalı uzun süre de aktif vaziyette kaldıktan sonra

2 sene evvel bir anda kısa ve saçma videolar yüklemeye başlar.

Ürettiği içerikler hiçbir segmente girmemektedir ne bilgi vermekte ne günlük bir vlog kanalı

nede bir oyun kanalı.

İnsanlara hiçbir şey vermeyen bu kanal bir anda adeta sihirli bir değnek değmişçesine

hızla basamakları tırmanır.

Sebebi ise videolarında ki buram buram illuminati kokan mesajlarla bir anda forumlarda illuminatinin

youtube'deki yüzü olduğuna dair başlayan dedikodulardır.

Sizlerden gelen yoğun talep neticesinde işin iç yüzünü öğrenmek üzere yurt dışında

ki bağlantılarımdan konu ile alakalı detaylı şekilde bilgi aldım.

Nihayetinde ortada büyük bir çelişki var.

İlluminati denilen oluşum Siyonist teşkilatlanmanın serbest komiserler kurulu şeklinde hareket

eden bir çok devlet içerisinde son derece etkili dünya çapında gizli bir örgüttür

ki tam teşkilat şemasını kıyamet alametlerinin gizli şifreleri 2 isimli videomda sizlerle

paylaşmıştım.

Böylesine bir oluşumun bir youtube kanalı aracılığı ile bir şeyler amaçlaması

yahut amaçlarına araç olarak kullanması tezi Youtube dünyasının cahil bilgeleri

için inanılabilecek bir tez olsa da bu işleri ciddi anlamda bilip farkındalıkla aydınlanmış

kişiler için deliller yeterli değildir.

Bir çok Siyonist teşkilatında kullandığı gibi illuminati kendisine bazı semboller

ve söylemler geliştirmiş bunların en önde gelenleri tamamlanmamış pramit üzerinde

ki her şeyi gören göz ve yeni dünya düzeni söylemleridir.

Poppynin kanalında ciddi manada bu konuya dair ne tür deliller var?

Tatminkar şeytani detaylara rastlanıyormu?

Aldığım bilgiler doğrultusunda kanalı iyice inceledim Şimdi Poppy'nin kanalına

biraz göz gezdirelim; Poppy kızımız bir videosunda kendi şarkısını

söylüyor şarkısını tersten dinlediğiniz de ise illuminati ile alakalı mesajlar verildiği

net olarak anlaşılıyor.

Bir başka videosun Poppy yüzüğünü tanıtıyor yüzüğünde ki İlluminati sembolü açık

şekilde görülüyor, web sayfasına girip basitçe kaynak kısmına göz atarsanız

illuminati pramitini net şekilde görebilirsiniz.

Bir başka bölümde poppy illuminatinin sloganı yeni dünya düzenine açık atıflar yaparak

Amerika'yı yüceltiyor.

Ancak verdiği mesajlara dikkatle bakarsanız herkesçe bilinen nette hemen her yerde rastladığımız

illuminati olgularından başkası değil.

Yani aslında bilinenler dışında yeni bir şey yok.

Elbette poppy Türkiye'den olan talebide iyi gözlemlemiş ve bazı videolarına Türkçe

isimler vermiştir.

Ayrıca poppy bir çok youtuberinde adeta ekmek kapısı olmuştur.

Özellikle türkiyede poppy ifşa, illuminatinin kızı poppy isimli bir çok video çekilmiş

ve bu videolar milyonlarca defa tıklanmıştır.

Videoları yapan bu youtuberlar ise kendilerini adeta üstün zekalı ilan ederek poppynin

illuminati ile alakalı sözüm ona bu gizli mesajları deşifre ettiklerini ilan etmiş

ve ard arda videolar hazırlamışlardır.

Buradan bu videoları hazırlayan arkadaşlara ufak bir mesajım var.

Siz hiçbir şeyi deşifre etmediniz sadece poppynin size zaten göstermek istediği birkaç

masonik sembolü gördünüz ki bu üstün zeka gerektiren bir şey değildir.

Konumuza dönecek olursak bu videoları hazırlayan arkadaşlar buldukları sembol ve simgeleri

poppynin özel masonik misyonuna açık birer delil olarak insanlara lanse etmekte ve poppynin

günden güne artan popüleritesine biraz daha katkı sağlamayı başarmaktadırlar.

Yazıktır ki bu videoları hazırlayan özellikle Türk youtuberlarımız bu konuda ne bir alt

yapı nede bir bilgi sahibidir.

Dikkatimizi tekrar poppy kanalına çevirelim.

Her geçen gün daha da yükselen bu kanal her ay ürün satışlarından ve youtube

reklam gelirlerinden on binlerce dolar kazanmakta ve bu rakam günden güne artmaya devam etmektedir.

Gerçekte iddia edilenlerin aksine poppy'nin illuminati ile uzak yakın hiçbir alakası

yoktur.

Youtube'nin platform olarak en büyük izleyici kitlesini 13 – 17 yaş arası ergen diye

tabir ettiğimiz henüz hayatın gerçekliklerinden haberi olmayan genel olarak kurdukları hayaller

ekseninde sadece youtubede veya internette yalan yanlış öğrendikleri bilgiler dışında

bir kültürel birikimleri olmayan kimseler oluşturmaktadır.

Bu yüzden ki saçma videolar, oyun videoları oldukça fazla ilgi görmektedir.

Ayrıca bu kitlenin İlluminati merakını son derece iyi tespit eden Amerika'lı amatör

yapımcı Kavin Martin dahiyane bir fikir geliştirir.

Poppy yaptığı saçma videolara gizlediği herkesçe malum mesajlar, kamera önünde

sevimli ancak melankolik bir kız, sahte hesaplarla forumlarda başlatılan dedikodularla kısa

sürede 35 – 40 saniyelik maliyetsiz videolarla yüz binlerce dolar kazanmaya başlar.

İşte poppy kanalının altında yatan en büyük gizem budur.

Kanalın gizli bir örgüt veya tarikatle hiçbir bağı yoktur.

Elbette ileride olur mu bilemeyiz.

Tamamen kitlenin yumuşak karnını iyice analiz ederek dahice düşünülmüş bir

pazarlama projesidir.

Bu genç ve pazarlama dâhisi yapımcıya tebriklerimi sunuyor ve başarılarının

devamını diliyorum.

Bir videomuzun daha sonuna gelirken kanalıma

destek olmak ve insanlara doğru bildiklerinin yanlış olduğunu anlatabilmek adına videoyu

facebook twitter gibi ortamlarda paylaşmayı ve Kült TV ye abone olarak araştıran insanlar

topluluğuna katılmayı unutmayın.

Tüm soru görüş ve önerileriniz için bana Instagram hesabımdan ulaşabilirsiniz.

Gelecek videoda görüşünceye kadar hoşçakalın araştıran insanlar.

For more infomation >> Poppy: Dahice Bir Proje - Duration: 7:08.

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Ex Illuminati Banker Exposes The Elite – In English Audio – Ronald Bernard – Part 1 & 2 - Duration: 4:08.

Ex-Illuminati Banker Exposes The Elite � In English Audio � Ronald Bernard � Part

1 & 2

by Edward Morgan

The Alternative Media have long asserted that an international cabal of satanists controls

our world.

Now, a credible whistleblower has come forth, testifying to the cabal�s existence.

He is a former elite Dutch banker named Ronald Bernard.

Below is an interview of Bernard in Dutch, in English audio & subtitles.

In the interview, Bernard said that he came from a family with an abusive father.

In order to survive the abuse, he�d learned to suppress his conscience.

He became an entrepreneur, and became interested in the financial world.

A contact in that world offered to mentor him, but instructed him that the necessary

condition to achieve success in the financial world is that Bernard must put his conscience

into the �freezer� � otherwise called a Faustian bargain.

Bernard became a financial success as a facilitator in tax avoidance and currency exchange/money

laundering for big players, including banks, governments, multinationals, secret services,

and terrorist groups.

Through his work, he came to see the connecting dots about which only the top 1% of the pyramid

of global elite are privy.

That top elite of 8,000 to 8,500 worship Lucifer as their god, regard people as sheep to be

used, and manipulate the media so as to conceal how the world really operates.

Bernard became part of that exclusive top 1% and was invited to the elite�s satanic

church of �Eyes Wide Shut� Black Mass, naked women and drugs.

By this time, Bernard�s long-dormant conscience had begun to stir after seeing how currency

speculation, specifically of the Italian lira, bankrupted a company and drove the owner to

commit suicide.

When Bernard was asked to participate in satanic blood sacrifices of children, that was the

coup de gr�s.

Those who participated would be blackmailed by the satanic elite to do their bidding.

Bernard began to refuse assignments.

He wanted out, but was trapped.

He was physically tortured, to prevent him from revealing names of companies, groups,

and individuals.

Eventually, he had a complete breakdown and ended up in Intensive Care.

While in IC, Bernard had a near-death experience in which he was outside of his body but �saw�

the hospital staff working on his body.

That convinced him that he is not just body, but has a soul.

It took a full year for his body to recover.

See his videos from the source link below in our

description

For more infomation >> Ex Illuminati Banker Exposes The Elite – In English Audio – Ronald Bernard – Part 1 & 2 - Duration: 4:08.

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Most Highly Educated Indian TV STARS 2017 - Duration: 4:28.

Most Highly Educated Indian TV STARS 2017

For more infomation >> Most Highly Educated Indian TV STARS 2017 - Duration: 4:28.

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5 Best Free Stock Footage Websites For YouTube Commercial - Duration: 5:47.

Hey buddy, In this video, I will tell you my 5 best free websites to download stock

footage.

These websites are in no order and it is you who what to choose the website you are comfortable

with.

First we have the Videvo.

This website has two major licenses, and they are Stranded Videvo License and CC 3.

If the stock media is licensed under Stranded Videvo License then, you can use it in your

project and no need to credit the author, but you cannot redistribute or sell it.

Where as in CC 3, which is Creative Commons 3, you have to credit the author where ever

you use it but here you can sell or redistribute the product.

As of me, most of the stock footage in Videvo is Licensed under Videvo Stranded License,

so you don't need to credit the author.

In this website you can download till 1080p.

As of the website, new videos will be updated on weekly basis.

Other than stock video footage, you also can download motion graphics.

As of me, I have read that for some of the video clips downloaded from Videvo, you get

a copyright strike on YouTube, they say it is automatic.

My opinion is if you cannot find a stock footage on any other websites then go for Videvo,

otherwise don't take a risk.

Pexels is another stock footage website, unlike Videvo, Pexels is a website where you get

stock videos but also stock photos.

Also at Pexels there is only one license, which is CC 0.

With Creative Commons 0, you don't need to credit the author, its free to use anywhere,

you can also redistribute them or sell them.

There are no limits on the media you get from Pexels.

This website only gives you content which is at least HD and a maximum up to 1080p HD.

Also at Pexels you can download the image with a custom size, which means you don't

need to edit them again.

New medias will be updated every week.

As of me, Pexels has the second largest stock media with best license possible.

So, if you are searching for real free stuff, which you can use anywhere then Pexels is

a perfect place for you.

Videezy is a website where you can download 4K videos for free, at this website if you

download anything you have to give credit to the Videezy website.

Also Videezy only gives you stock video but not photos.

The company Eezy has some other websites like, Brusheezy, which gives you free Photoshop

Brushes.

Vecteezy on which you can get Vector Graphics for free, and Themeezy where you can download

website themes for free.

If you are searching for some specific stock video, then Videezy should be the place, because

it has tons of video footage.

At Videezy you can also download motion graphics.

Unsplash is such an awesome website that I cannot stop showing you, Unsplash gives you

free do whatever you want stock photos.

All the images available at Unsplash are licensed under CC 0.

There are a million stock images or even more, the only point is, you need to have the right

keyword to get the images you want.

Otherwise it takes a little bit of time.

Unlike other websites, images from Unsplash are uploaded by users of Unsplash, as a result

you get images of quality till 4K.

Unsplash is the only website which is largest amongs all, there is also an API for developers

to use Unsplash's stock images.

Unsplash also has a google chrome extension which loads awesome high quality images each

time you open a new tab.

I would say Unsplash is a social media platform for images.

StockSnap is a web application in which you get great stock photos, with super search

functionality.

Unlike Unsplash and other stock photos websites, StockSnap has a powerful search filter by

which you will find the image you want quickly.

There is nothing special with StockSnap because it provides everything you expect.

The license is CC 0.

One thing I would like to tell you is, with StockSnap you even have a option of newsletter,

If you are a content creator like me, then you need stock photos for everything.

In that case the newsletter feature by StockSnap will help us, get awesome high quality images

in your inbox.

So let's head over to the bonus website which is : Pixabay Pixabay provides you great images

as well as videos, for free.

All the content in Pixabay is licensed under CC 0.

I have read the license terms and could not feel guaranteed, because they say that they

are not responsible for any content hosted on their website.

So, if you don't find the stuff you want on any of the websites I told you in this video,

check this website out, because it has a huge amount of media.

This video is not sponsored by anybody.

It is on my interest I am making these videos.

Please support me on Patreon, if you like my videos.

Subscribe to my channel for more videos like this.

This is Vasanth Developer singing off.

For more infomation >> 5 Best Free Stock Footage Websites For YouTube Commercial - Duration: 5:47.

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Leslie Nielsen: Giving into the Silly - When Stupid is Smart - Duration: 6:00.

(narrator) By now, everyone has a favorite line delivered by one of Leslie Nielsen's

oblivious characters in his signature deadpan style.

(Dutch) "Who are you and how did you get in here?"

(Nielsen as Drebin) "I'm a locksmith.

And, I'm a locksmith"

(narrator) When you watch a Nielsen movie,

it's a war of attrition.

If one joke fails, another immediately follows, and another, then another till eventually

your defenses are breached and you crack.

(Nielsen as Drebin) "You're excited?

You should feel my nipples."

(narrator) And once you give in, the laughter continues.

Nielsen gains the upper hand, and although you might find yourself asking,

"Why am I laughing at this ridiculousness?"

You can't reason against the laughter.

It's best you give in to the silly.

Once you do, it's easier to appreciate that for Nielsen to come off that stupid, it requires

a good deal of intelligence.

To understand what made him special, it's best to take a look at his unique background.

(music playing)

Leslie Nielsen was born in 1926 in Saskatchewan

Canada to European immigrants.

Nielsen's father, a constable in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, was abusive.

Leslie took the first chance he could to leave the house, joining the Canadian Air Force

at 17 during World War II.

Fortunately, Nielsen never saw combat.

This might have been due to the fact that he was legally deaf, which might also explain

why Nielsen's future aloof characters usually

exaggerated their attention while listening to others.

After the military, Nielsen worked as a disc jockey, but quickly moved on to acting in

theatre after receiving a scholarship to the prestigious

Neighborhood Playhouse School of Theatre.

After performing in summer theatres, narrating documentaries and commercials, and starring

in several dramatic television programs, Nielsen got his major breakthrough

with Michael Curtiz's musical "The Vagabond King."

The film flopped, but it launched Nielsen's dramatic film career as he followed-up with

a major role in the now classic science fiction picture Forbidden Planet.

Everything changed, when after a prolific career in film and television, comedy trio

Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker casted Nielsen in the supporting role of

Dr. Rumack in 1980's Airplane!

(Striker) "Surely, you can't be serious."

(Nielsen as Rumack) "I am serious.

And, don't call me Shirley."

(narrator) Nielsen stole the show and established the persona that would define the second half

of his career.

Leslie's Dr. Rumack is oblivious to the comedic chaos around him, never winking, never

aware of the jokes at hand.

Nielsen more or less replicates this character in police officer Frank Drebin when the team

behind Airplane! cast him in the TV series Police Squad!

Police Squad! was short lived, cancelling after six episodes, but it reached cult status

and widespread success when the show was adapted to film six years later in The Naked Gun:

From the Files of Police Squad!

Naked Gun, and the two sequels that follow, highlights Nielsen at his best.

Frank Drebin is peak Nielsen and maybe even film's most celebrated deadpan character.

But how could Nielsen, the Canadian-born son of a constable who spent the majority of his

life in dramatic roles, become the poster child for some of Hollywood's goofiest comedies?

The answer lies in Nielsen's opening monologue of a Saturday Night Live episode from 1989.

(Nielsen) "Everybody thinks I'm a comedian, but that's not quite true."

"A comedian is someone who says funny things."

"A comic is someone who says things funny."

"I'm neither.

I'm someone who says unfunny things.

I say unfunny things in an unfunny way."

(narrator) This pretty much sums up Nielsen's career.

Regardless of whether it comes off serious or hilarious, Nielsen's performance remains

the same.

Play acting out like a principal.

In fact, most of the appeal of Nielsen's goofball persona erodes when he's trying

to be funny.

Take 1995's Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

In it, Mel Brooks' direction of Nielsen is too heavy-handed.

Most of the gags with Nielsen fall flat because Nielsen's Dracula is trying to be funny.

The true marvel of Nielsen is when he deconstructs modern cinematic conventions by directly playing

into them.

When Nielsen's characters are as serious as the dramatic characters they satirize,

he not only brings attention to the ridiculousness of the scene he's in, but also the silly

action tropes that dominate Hollywood.

(Nielsen as Drebin) "Maybe this will refresh your memory."

(Dock Worker) "I don't know, still kinda hazy" (Nielsen as Drebin) "How about this?"

(Dock Worker) "Yeah, I remember him.

I used to see him around. Why do you want to know?"

(Nielsen as Drebin) "I can't tell you that."

(Dock Worker) "Maybe this will help."

(Nielsen as Drebin) "I really don't think I should." (Dock Worker) "Yeah, you still don't think so?

(narrator) It's true that cinema has a long tradition of deadpan actors, most notable

of which is The Great Stone Face himself, Buster Keaton, but what makes Nielsen unique

is not only his dual career, but his deconstruction of Hollywood filmmaking.

And unlike many of the stony faces before him, Nielsen's comedy almost always relies

on dialogue.

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In many ways, Nielsen does to dialogue what comedic greats like Keaton did to visual comedy.

Maybe this is why Roger Ebert called Leslie Nielsen "the Olivier of spoofs."

With as much ease, the theatre trained Nielsen could perform a Shakespearean soliloquy that

could leave an audience in tears.

Whether they were tears of grief or laughter wouldn't matter from the performance

--just the context.

(Nielsen as Rumack) "This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."

(Stewardess) "A hospital?

What is it?"

(Nielsen as Rumack) "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

(narrator) American actress and singer, Virginia O'Brien also made use of the "deadpan"

style while singing during a theatre production of the film Meet The People.

Even though it's said this was initially the product of Stage Fright, O'Brien, like

Nielsen, adapted this "technique" into some of her roles, bringing a unique comedic

form to her performances.

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Cut Crease Eye Makeup Tutorial | Julia Dantas | CBC Life - Duration: 3:17.

Hello guys

It's Julia Dantas and I'm here with CBC Life to bring to you this bomb, prom makeup tutorial

because of course I want you to look your absolute best this prom season

If you guys want to see how I got this makeup look, then please keep on watching

So I'm starting off with a primer and it's really important to use a primer when you

have a big event because this is really going to ensure that your makeup is going to really

stay on your skin

Next, I'm going into a full coverage foundation.

I'm using the Makeup Forever Ultra HD stick foundation

And I want to give it the most flawless effect possible so I'm going in with a tiny buffing

brush and really just buffing this into my skin so my skin looks flawless

Next for concealer I'm using my Pro Concealer and I'm highlighting underneath my eyes but

I like to balance that out by highlighting my forehead and on the bridge of my nose and

on my chin

And this is going to look great when I start adding my bronzer because it's going to be

really nice contrast so I'm going to look much more chiseled

And whenever you use cream products you always want to remember to set it with powder so

I'm just grabbing some translucent powder and sticking underneath my eyes

For bronzer today I'm using my NARS bronzer, and I like to do a 3 shape, so I do top of

my forehead, underneath my cheekbones and then my jaw, and this is really going to give

us that chiselled defined look.

I'm grabbing my Make Up Forever Ultra HD blush and I'm just putting it on the apples of my

cheeks to give it some colour

So for my eyes I'm going to do a really cool, dramatic cut crease and I'm sticking to neutral

tones so that you can pair this with pretty much any colour scheme you are wearing

So I'm starting out with a pretty light brown shade and this really just going to warm up

the crease, and then building into the darker browns

And I'm just following the crease and the shape of my eye and then just flicking it

outwards at the very end

And then I'm grabbing a darker brown and sticking that right in the crease and then going back

in with a clean blending brush and then just blending that out

I'm really taking my time with this blending to make sure it has a perfect gradient

And then I'm going to grab some concealer and I'm just cleaning up the underneath of

that crease so that it's really sharp, crisp and defined

So of course we need some bling, bling to complete this eye look so I'm using my Makeup

Forever starlet liquid in the shade 03.

And I'm finishing off my eyes with a dramatic wing

I'm going to do a pretty neutrual lip so I can keep all the focus on my eyes so I'm grabbing

a liquid lipstick this is by Colour Pop in the shade Midi and this is going to be great

because it's going to last you all night long

But then I feel like it needs a little bit of gloss on top so I'm pairing that with a

Mac lip gloss to complete this look.

So here's the finish look I really hoped you guys enjoyed this video and if you guys want

to see more from moi check out my personal channel @JuliaDantasBeauty

and I'll see you guys in the next video!

bye!

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My "Love" for Programming (I may delete this…) - Duration: 3:48.

For more infomation >> My "Love" for Programming (I may delete this…) - Duration: 3:48.

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Another Day of Smog - Duration: 4:39.

Just look up at the sky It's grey and brown and always dirty

Makes me want to sigh

Except the smog gets in my lungs and I choke on the fumes

The NOX and VOCs will be our dooOOoooooooom

And the sky's, not blue

LA is just the worst

Temperature inversion puts our pollution rank in first

Surrounding mountains trap stagnant air while it's zapped from space

By infrared and UV raaAAaaaaays

Oh no, please wait!

Turn off your engines, you're to blame

Go ride a bike, don't be lame

Or drive a Prius, unashamed

Yes, every day!

Public transportation's great

Carpooling we should advocate

Before bad ozone fills the air we breathe today

In the future, we can make it right

And hope that we can breathe just fine

But when the air is brown

Deep in Chinatown

Can't see Hollywood now

And it's another day of smoooog

Leonard: They think LA is cool

The beaches, weather, Disneyland

The days spent in the pool

But they don't know volatile organic compounds are there

Mixing with NOX in the aaaaiiiiiir

Brown air smog's everywhere

Don't let air pollution grow

You should try to take the Metro

You've heard it on the radio

It's what we need!

And someday when the air is clean

Blue skies clear lungs won't be a drea

That'll be the day LA will glooooooow

In the future we can make it right

And hope that we can breathe just fine

But when the air is brown

Deep in Chinatown

Can't see Hollywood now

And it's another day of smoooog

But when the air is brown

Can't see Hollywood now

It's another day of smog (* many)

It's another day of smog

For more infomation >> Another Day of Smog - Duration: 4:39.

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Prambanan - Indonesia 2016 - Duration: 3:21.

Hi!

today I will talking about Prambanan Temple

which I visited

when I was traveling to Yogyakarta

on 2016

so, Prambanan was one of the biggest

Hindu temple complex in Indonesia

the beginning of the temples is counted at 9 century

temple complex was devoted to Timuri

the Hindu trinity of gods

creator Brahma

guardian Wisznu

and destroyer Śiwa

at 16 century

area where is the temple complex of Prambanan

was touched by the big earthquake

and unfortunately most of buildings got much destroyed

at 18 century complex was found again

during the British reign

they had rebuild the temples

but then came time of plundering statues and stones

however, after that all

since 1930

was taken activities

to bring back the splendor of the all temple complex

and then, at 1991

Prambanan appeared on World Heritage list UNESCO

visit on that place

for me

was really a great experience

it's a wonderful feeling to be there

to see that all

to touch it

to feel the smell of that old buildings

which, on time of their splendor

were so special for people

so if you want to come to Indonesia

if you wanna see Yogyakarta

which I recommend

because it's considered as a cultural capital of Indonesia

at full sure i can recommend to you Prambanan

as the place which is worth to see

and now

if you like my videos

subscribe & likes

and soon will appear new

On which I cordially invite you

greetings for everybody

Bule Pondi

Polish woman in Indonesia

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Baseball Joe of the Silver Stars | Chapter 24 - Duration: 6:38.

CHAPTER XXIV

SAM ARRIVES

Whether the Stars were determined to show their opponents what they could do when they

tried or whether it was because they wanted to show their confidence in Joe, or even whether

it was due to a slump in the playing of the Academy team, was not made manifest, but at

any rate in their half of the sixth inning our friends gathered in four runs, making

the score ten to three in their favor.

"Oh, it's a walk-over," boasted Tom Davis as he did an impromptu war dance.

"Yes, we've got 'em beat a mile," added Seth Potter.

"Don't be too sure," commented the Academy captain.

"No game is won until it's over and we've got three more innings yet.

The seventh is always our lucky number."

"You're welcome to all you can get," rejoined Captain Rankin with a laugh.

"Seven is where we always eat pie, too."

The Stars were about to take the field for the[192] beginning of the seventh when there

was a commotion over at one entrance gate.

A lad came running through the crowd.

"Hold on!" he cried.

"Wait!

I'm going to play.

Let me pitch!"

"Sam Morton!" burst out Tom Davis.

"Why couldn't he stay away until we had the game won?

I'll bet we slump as soon as he goes in the box."

Sam came on running.

He was panting and out of breath.

"What's the matter?

Where were you?"

demanded Darrell.

"I got on—the wrong car.

I thought it—came here.

They—took me off—in the woods—somewhere.

I've had an awful time—getting here.

Is the game—over?"

"No, we're just starting the seventh."

"Can't I pitch?"

Darrell hesitated.

It was a perfectly natural request for Sam and yet Joe had been doing so well that both

the manager and the captain disliked to take him off the mound.

"Can't I pitch?"

again demanded Sam.

"You don't mean to tell me that Joe Matson has——"

"Joe hasn't done anything but what we wanted him to," put in Rankin quickly, "and

he's made a good record."

[193]

"Oh, I suppose so," sneered Sam.

"Well, if you don't want me to——"

"Of course you can pitch," said Darrell quietly.

It was unquestioningly Sam's right and though he was in rather an exhausted condition still

the manager and captain knew that he was at his best early in his game.

"What are you going to do; change pitchers?"

demanded the manager of the Academy team, striding up to Darrell and Captain Rankin.

"Yes."

"You can't do it now."

"Why not?"

"It's against the rules.

You've got to have some one bat for him first.

You can't change until next inning."

There was quite a mix-up, and rules were quoted and mis-quoted back and forth, for, as I have

said, the lads were far from being professional or even college players.

The upshot of it was that Sam was allowed to go in, whether or not in accordance with

the rules the boys did not decide, and the little feeling that had been raised soon subsided,

for they were all true sportsmen.

As for Joe, at first he felt humiliated that he was displaced but he realized that he had

had more honor that he had at first expected, and his[194] arm was beginning to pain him

very much.

So, on the whole, he was glad Sam had arrived when he did.

Not so the captain, manager and other Star players, however, for Sam allowed two runs

while he occupied the box, and the Academy team and their friends were jubilant.

The Stars managed to get two runs in their half of the seventh.

Joe did not play, his place at centre field continuing to be filled by Tom.

Joe was glad of the rest and he watched the efforts of his rival closely.

In the eighth Sam did not seem able to pull himself together and three runs were due to

his poor pitching.

"Say, if we play innings enough we'll beat 'em even with their new pitcher!"

called some one in the crowd, anxious to get Sam's "goat," or nerve.

And this seemed likely.

In their half of the eighth the Stars only got one run, and when the ninth inning opened

there were some anxious hearts among the members of the visiting team.

And then came a terrible slump.

Sam grew wild, allowed bases on balls, struck one man and muffed an easy fly.

When the route and riot were over there were five runs to the credit of the schoolboy players

and they had tied the score,[195] pulling up from a long way in the rear.

The crowd went wild for them.

"Fellows, we've got to make our half of this inning count," said Darrell earnestly.

"They're making fools of us and they're not in our class at all.

We've got to beat them!

Sam, wake up!" he said sharply.

"I'm not asleep!" retorted the pitcher.

"If you think I am why don't you send that Matson in again?"

"Easy now, easy," spoke Rankin.

"You can pitch if you pull yourself together, and if we can't make a run this inning and

it goes to the tenth you'll have to unwind some curves."

"I will, but it won't go to the tenth."

It didn't, for the Stars took a brace and pulled off one run, winning the game by a

score of fourteen to thirteen.

But it had been a close call.

"Well, you beat us," acknowledged the Academy manager as the winning run came in.

"But it took two pitchers to do it, and you'd have done better if you'd stuck

to the first one."

"Perhaps," admitted Darrell.

"You played better than I gave you credit for."

"Why don't you use that first pitcher regularly?" the home captain wanted to know.

"Oh, maybe——" began Darrell, and then he[196] saw Sam standing close beside him,

and he did not finish.

"What were you going to say?"

demanded Sam roughly.

"Nothing," answered the manager in some confusion.

He was saved a further reply by the approach of a boy who held a note in his hand.

"Is Joe Matson here?"

the lad asked.

"Right over there," said Darrell, pointing to where the young pitcher was talking to

Tom Davis.

"I've got a letter for him," the messenger went on.

Joe rapidly tore open the envelope and read the few words the note contained.

"I've got to leave here," he said to Tom.

"Why?

What's the matter?

Nothing wrong I hope."

"I don't know," answered Joe.

"The note says I'm to come home at once.

They've sent a carriage for me.

I hope nothing has happened to—to anybody," and gulping down a suspicious lump in his

throat Joe followed the lad off the diamond.

For more infomation >> Baseball Joe of the Silver Stars | Chapter 24 - Duration: 6:38.

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Tutorial - How to boot multiple Windows from USB - Duration: 5:49.

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VLOG 06 // HARAJUKU - Duration: 5:34.

Thats where you can see where you are right now

its written in romaji, hiragana and

kanji

It also shows you on which side the doors will open

There you can see it. They wont open on this side

On the opposite side they will open

When we continue driving there will appear a circle

which shows you which stations are coming next

ah theres the circle

its written in kanji and

in romaji

if that will happen now

ah there

the red marked one is where you currently are

and we need to go to shin okubo

more or less neat

So where are in Harajuku at the moment

and go to

the what ? full people ?

I wanted to say I already see all the people

and this is a street

a beautiful street with cars and we wait again

that the traffic lights become green what can take a while here

busy street

Anyway, Lisa wants to grab some food

thats why we search for food now

and I dont

know what time it is now but

We better eat at home

why you wanna eat home ?

In one of these shops home

ya ok but we are already here so why not eat here

ya just in case we dont find anything good here

In Germany they would immediatly say "stop the music"

and here "oh its ok".

No we are not in a disco

Only in Japan, youre right.

I think I need to turn the music down in the video

or their ears will explode

We are on our way home

Here is Harajuku Station

Can you see that ? No.. you cant.

Now its green

We are now going home its ...

8pm. Its not really late but

if you dont go to a bar or a disco

the you cant do anything at all

*german saying which cant be translated*

Now I need my ticket

Then we go to the JR Line

Is there only our Line ?

So we need the train to

Ikebukuro. Cause we live there

Please dont be crowded. dont be crowded. dont be crowded...

wtf is this again

again this nice after work traffic

should we wait for the next train ?

or you wanna take this one ?

For more infomation >> VLOG 06 // HARAJUKU - Duration: 5:34.

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Taiwan and its flag Explained! - Duration: 4:42.

Taiwan, which is officially known as the Republic of China (ROC), is a state in East Asia.

Its neighbours include China (officially the People's Republic of China) to the west,

Japan to the northeast, and the Philippines to the south.

Taiwan is the most populous state that is not a member of the United Nations with a

population of over 23,500,000, and also possesses the largest economy of any state outside of

the UN.

The Taiwanese government claims to be the legitimate government of china and the reason

for this goes back to the early 20th century.

Taiwan had been a Chinese colony until 1895 when it was ceded to imperial japan by the

Qing dynasty.

While Taiwan was under Japanese rule, the Republic of China (ROC), the government which

still rules Taiwan, was established on the mainland in 1912 after the fall of the Qing

dynasty.

Following the Japanese surrender to the Allies in 1945, the ROC took control of Taiwan.

However, the resumption of the Chinese Civil War, which had stoped because of the war with

japan, led to the ROC's loss of the mainland to the Communists, and the flight of the ROC

government to Taiwan in 1949.

Although the ROC continued to claim to be the legitimate government of China, its effective

areaof control since 1949 has been limited to Taiwan and its surrounding islands, with

the main island making up 99% of its territory.

As a founding member of the United Nations, the ROC continued to represent China at the

United Nations until 1971, when the PRC assumed China's seat, causing the ROC to lose its

UN membership.

Since then most nations officially recognise Taiwan as part of the people's republic

of china but unofficially they have embassies and conduct business with Taiwan as if it

was just another country.

The flag of the Republic of China is red with

a navy blue canton bearing a white sun with twelve triangular rays.

In Chinese, the flag is commonly described as Blue Sky, White Sun, and a Wholly Red Earth

to reflect its features.

It was first used in mainland China by the (Kuomintang) KMT, the Chinese Nationalist

Party in 1917 and was made the official flag of the Republic of China (ROC) in 1928.

As Taiwan had been under Japanese rule since 1895, the flag began use in Taiwan after the

1945 handover.

The flag is now mostly used within Taiwan and other outlying islands where the ROC relocated

in 1949 after its defeat in the Chinese Civil War.

The canton known as "Blue Sky with a White Sun" was created by a revolutionary called

Lu Hao-tung in the late 1800s.

The twelve rays of the white Sun symbolize the twelve months and the twelve traditional

units of time (shichen), which correspond to two modern hours.

A fellow nationalist, Sun Yat-sen, added the "Red Earth" to the flag to signify the blood

of the revolutionaries who sacrificed themselves in order to overthrow the Qing Dynasty and

create the ROC.

Together, the three colours of the flag correspond to the Three Principles of the People: Blue

represents nationalism and liberty; White represents democracy and equality; and Red

represents the people's livelihood and community.

Flying of the flag is banned in mainland china and is used as a means of protest against

the PRC government but despite this, the PRC strangely have criticized Taiwan independence

groups for wishing to change or abolish the ROC flag, and has implied that legal steps

to do so would bring a strongly negative reaction from the PRC.

The flag was also recently banned in Cambodia – by Prime Minister Hun Sen in February

2017 who outlawed the display of the ROC flag in Cambodia due to the One-China policy.

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