[♪♪♪]
Under an ordinary house in an ordinary neighborhood,
four kids found the secrets
to the messiest martial art of all time!
Now the young ninjas use their powers
to fight great evil!
"Great" as in "big," not "good." Ha!
Anyway, Fruit Ninja: Frenzy Force!
[sounds of battle]
[laughing]
Wow! What an amazing battle we're just finishing up!
I'd sure hate to have missed
all the previous action and special effects
that just happened literally five seconds ago!
Hey, chumpling!
Wanna smell the pineapple?
[sniffing]
Man, those chumplings are so dumb!
[chuckling]
Well, looks like the chumplings won't be stealing you today,
super-valuable and irreplaceable ancient scrolls!
[crash]
Man...
All this chumpling crumpling
makes me hungry.
I know what we can eat!
You're going to say fruit, aren't you?
No, I was gonna...
Okay, yes.
I was going to say fruit.
Hey, guys!
How about some DFS Burger?
DFS Burger!
Though, of course,
we only enjoy burgers in moderation,
as a break from our usual
rigorous healthy eating routine.
That's the Fruit Ninja way.
DFS Burger!
I thought you hated DFS burger.
Oh, I do,
but due to my constant complaining,
and picketing, and lobbying congress,
they're finally offering a healthy alternative
in the form of...
Yogurt!?
[laughing]
Not just any yogurt.
This is smart yogurt, living yogurt!
With active ingredient Lactobacillus pretentious!
They've only got it for a limited time,
so I'm getting as much as I can,
while I can!
I am not eating this yogurt stuff!
C'mon, Ralph.
Let's go to DFS.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Aren't you guys all forgetting
that DFS Burger is owned
by our archenemies,
Mark Samurai and Durian Grey?
Hey, bad guys
can still make good burgers!
And yogurt!
♪ I am an evil villain ♪
♪ I like to stir my cauldron ♪
♪ This is my current cauldron song ♪
♪ My favorite cauldron ♪
♪ My stirring cauldron song ♪
♪ Listen, watch me stir, stir, stir ♪
♪ See me stir, stir ♪
♪ I like to stir, stir ♪
Argh.
Master, how much longer must I suffer
with this ignoramus of a grandson of yours?
Mmm, this new chumpling recipe is delicious!
You deep-fried imbecile!
Don't waste a drop.
If my plan--
You mean my plan?
I'm your master, remember?
If our plan is to succeed,
we'll need to make as much of that recipe
as possible.
Do you understand?
Yes!
Uh, no.
[groaning]
Let's just say that this new product
will put the "die" in "healthy diet."
[laughter]
I...I don't get it.
DFS! DFS!
Oh, man!
Whoa.
Argh!
Who would have thought that free yogurt
would be so popular?
[farting]
Hmm...hmm...
Ah! Uh...
Hmm...
Hey, buddy! We don't have all day!
[growling]
Where'd you get all those connect the dots?
There was a whole stack of them.
Two...three...
five...Aw!
Three... six...
eight...argh!
There should be skill levels!
Hello.
Welcome to the DFS Burger!
Would you like to try our new Smart Yogurt?
Comes with free tub.
Hi. No thanks.
We'll take two, no, three
super-mega sized Samurai meals.
No, four! Five.
With extra burgers.
[menacing]: Hmm, would you...
like fries with that?
[ding]
Thanks, super-old burger dude.
Wait!
About this yogurt.
This is not like your normal yogurt.
It has...a secret.
Lactobactsillyus, we know!
Welcome to DFS Burger.
May I take your order?
Man! They're really
pushing that yogurt stuff hard!
[chuckling]
Let's chow down to burger town!
Of course, being
a health-conscious Fruit Ninja,
I find these very occasional burger snacks
lacking when compared with
all the delicious, nutrient-rich fruit
we normally consume.
Why, I wish I was eating fruit right now!
[ding]
[gobbling]
[Ralph]: Mm, pickles...
[belching]
Oh...
I feel like I might have overdone it.
Well, you did eat four super-Samurai meals,
including the toys.
Those were toys?
Help!
My yogurt is attacking me!
Aah!
Help!
Whoa!
Again with this yogurt.
All right, Ralph, let's do it!
Oh... I don't feel so good.
Don't worry, I got this one.
Hey, little fella,
want to smell the pineapple?
[laughing]
Ow!
How did you--?
[evil laughter]
Whoa.
Niya's right.
That yogurt is smart.
Lucky we didn't buy any, huh?
Heh. Yeah.
We Fruit Ninjas know what's up.
There it is, Seb,
a tower of the most delicious health food
ever concocted!
Yep, that's a lot of yogurt, all right.
Oh no!
Only 11 more hours until the promo ends!
I need to get some more quick!
Okay, don't you think we have enough?
How do you even plan to keep it for this long, anyway?
It's going to melt.
Wait, does yogurt melt?
Unimportant details!
This yogurt can revolutionize my meal prep schedule!
If I get enough,
I can plan my healthy snacks from now until Fruitsgiving!
You know how much I like planning, Seb!
[huffing and puffing] Wait...Niya!
Those yogurts... they're evil!
They attacked some guy... who fell out of a car...
[chomp]
Uh...
I don't know what you're talking about,
and I don't have time to find out.
[rumble]
See?
We gotta get it outta here
before it does something
besides just sit there like yogurt!
Oh no!
I've worked too long and too hard for that.
They aren't going anywhere.
Huh?
I'm starting to think
you don't have a say in the matter.
[laughing]
Bad! Bad yogurt!
Get...get back in your tubs now!
Hey!
Okay, do I have to say it,
or will you?
[sighing]
Hoarding all of this smart yogurt
was really dumb.
Thank you.
Ninjas, it's time to splat these brats!
My stomach feels like
it's punching me in the stomach.
[crying out]
Yaah!
[groaning]
Careful, Seb!
These ones are smart from the lactoglobicus!
[Niya]: Lactobacillus!
[laughing]
Enough with the yogurt stuff!
Time for you and your culture
to get out of here once and for all!
[laughing]
[whimpering]
Oh! [groaning]
You see, kids,
usually us Fruit Ninjas would avoid these sugary snacks,
but in this case...
Look, just eat healthy, okay?
How could you?
I cared for you like my own child!
Mama?
Heh heh heh.
[Niya]: Ow!
That's it!
Coconut concussion kablammo!
Quick!
That one's getting away!
[laughing]
What did he take?
[chomping]
Ha ha!
Well done, my fermented milky child.
The plan worked without a hitch!
Gooey did good?
Very good.
Come on, already!
I want to see which powers we got!
As you wish, impatient master.
[cackling]
What?
No!
[growling]
I thought you were supposed to be smart yogurt!
Smart!
Gooey did bad.
My probiotics.
My food schedule.
Oh, my digestion.
All out the window!
And I never got to complete my puzzles.
Now I'll never get to join the junior Samurai club.
That's all right, big guy.
You can be part of the Fruit Ninja club instead!
Ha ha!
Yes!
In your face, Samurai club!
Come on, Niya.
It's not all that bad.
Being healthy is like being a Ninja.
It's all about balance.
You don't have to be obsessed with it,
but at the same time,
you don't want to be like...
[snoring]
...well, you know.
[chuckling]
Yeah, I guess you're right.
We'll help you clean up.
Whoa!
I feel way better!
You know, beating chumplings
really works up an appetite.
Anyone for some DFS Burger?
[all]: No! No way! No. Yeah, right.
Relax!
I was kidding!
No, seriously, DFS Burgers?
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