It's almost imperative that you rip something bomb before this top ten begins... don't
worry, I'll join you *sounds of me ripping the bubble* or video* .. Ok, now that we're
half baked together, we can start this intro... If you're a stoner like me, and love getting
ripped before watching a hilarious movie, then you found the right 'gawt damn' top
ten channel, cuz we don't give a fuuuuck about that family friendly bull shit.. with that
being said, Welcome to our list of the Ten Greatest Stoner Movies Of All Time.
Number 10: Fast Times At Ridgemont High As the main character of this 1982 coming
of age film, Surfer dude Jeff Spicoli loves sex, drugs and rock n roll.. I mean.. Don't
we all? Sean Penn played the stoner surfer who loved that reefer, I'm sure there's
a Spicoli in every high school class.. I'm soooo wasted! Fun Factoid, writer Cameron
Crowe went undercover in Claremont high school in san diego, and wrote about the experience.
Number 9: Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle In one of the most epic misadventure comedies,
Harold and Kumar decided to get some delicious White Castle fast food after getting the munchies..
This 2004 stoner movie relaunched Doogie Howser's career and helped him land the role of Barney
Stinson on How I met Your Mother. And jizzed on her face.. Annnnd gave some free advertising
to White Castle, who thanked the movie makers by releasing their own Harold and Kumar collectible
cups. Number 8: How High
Don't you wish you had some magical marijuana that will help you ace your college entrance
exam? In this classic stoner movie, starring hip hop artists Method Man and Redman, the
two stoners smoke the ashes of Silas' dead homie, who's ghost helps them get into Harvard.
The weed smoking and debauchery begins soon after... How High won
the Stony Award for Best Stoner Movie in 2002. Number 7: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand" Jay and silent bob sure do love schmokin
weed, and drinkin beers. The funny thing is, Our Narrator HD-Flat looks like Silent Bob,
and smells homeless like him too. In this 2001 stoner comedy, we follow two hilarious
potheads as they try and get the royalties they are owed for their likeness. Cuz you
owe me owe me owe..My jungle love! Who smokes the bongs? Modern Whiz Smokes the bongs!
Number 6: Pineapple Express This 2008 Bromantic action Comedy had all
the makings of a perfect Stoner classic.. Two potheads forced to help each other flee
from hitmen and corrupt police after witnessing a murder. Produced by Judd Apatow and written
by Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg..The Pineapple Express weed strain is now very popular in
dispensaries, as it combines the parent strains of Hawaiian and Train wreck for a potent Sativa
dominant hyrbid.. mmmm. Tasty, just like your Moms cream.
Number 5: Dazed And Confused On the last day of school in 1976, the students
at Lee High School are preparing for the annual hazing of incoming freshmen, and preparing
to get f*cked up.. As the characters all Smoke the reefer and get drunk, and get into some
crazy shit. this 1993 film, was critically acclaimed by many movie maker peers. As Quentin
Tarantino listed it as the 10th best film of all time.
Number 4: The Big Lebowski A major disappointment at the box office,
at the time of its release.. The Big lebowski and the Dude have now become a cult favorite
and in 2014, the film was selected for preservation by the Library of Congress deemed culturally,
historically significant. The Dude, played by Jeff Bridges, stays in a constant state
of dudeness and weed has a lot to do with his Zen..and bowling helped too.. The Dude
teaches us all that after you get super high for a long time in your life, you will reach
a state of Zen like enlightenment. "Mind If I Do A J?"
Number 3: Up In Smoke Cheech and Chongs first feature length film,
this epic stoner classic broke the barrier for awesome marijuana comedy. The two buds
go on a road trip to grab more weed and end up being deported to Mexico, sounds like a
typical friday night for HD-Flat, that dirty good for nothing LOSER. (By the way Trump
loved this movie).. And since they're super lit the whole time, they get into more shit
throughout the plot.. Tommy Chong was diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2012, and one month
later tweeted that Hemp helped cure his cancer.. Isn't medical marijuana great?
Number 2: Friday This stoner hood classic was such a success
that it spawned two sequels and an animated TV series. And It jump started Chris Tucker's
acting career playing Smokey, the homie to the unemployed Craig played by Ice Cube. "Puff
puff Pass, you fucking up the rotation" Friday's director's cut was re-released
in US theaters for only one day in 2015.. and of course, it was on 4/20. So unless you
wanna fuck, then.. Bye Felicia! Damn i can't wait for the final movie "Last Friday",
that shits gonna be lit. Number 1: Half Baked
Co written by Dave Chappelle and Neal Brennan who also co created and wrote Chapelle's
Show. Half Baked got wrecked by negative reviews and currently holds a 29% Rotten rating by
critics. Although the critics hated it, the film gained a cult following with an 81% audience
approval rating..As weed makes everything better, Thurgood and his boys need to bail
Kenny out of jail by posting $100,000 for killing a police horse. And whats their plan?
To slang Big weight of course! And I aint talkin bout this dick.
And there you have it, our list of the 10 Greatest Stoner Movies. Did we miss any other
great 420 films ? If so, mention them in the comment section below, and as always /don't
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