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Punch | Terrific Women | Episode 1 - Duration: 7:00.
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- That's how it's done, boys!
- Welcome to "TERRIFIC WOMEN".
- The program for the modern woman
and the adventurous gentleman. I'm Linda Davis.
- And I'm Joy Johanson.
- (Laughs) A little about me, I won't say no to anybody,
and I've always wanted to vacation in Madrid!
- Ooh- la-la! (Laughs) And me?
I live next door, I love to bake,
and I do not know the identity of the father
of my unborn child.
- Cheers to that. Who needs him? (Laughs)
- Cheers... I think. (Laughs)
- Oh my gosh. Let's uh, let's get halfway horizontal
over on those chairs. That means sitting.
- Sounds great! Okay. (coughs)
- Here we go. - Okay.
- There you go, Joy. - Ah...
- Nice. Hm-hm.
- So, how did we land this 4:00AM cable access time slot?
Well, Linda got it in her honker of a divorce!
- That's right. Frank got the kids - c'est la vie -
and I got the time slot.
Now we're cookin' with gas!
- You know what, that is an excellent trade-off
because frankly, Frank is a piece of dirt
who doesn't deserve to lick the bottom of Linda's boot.
- Mm-hmm, absolutely. - You know what?
The folks at home deserve to see our origin story.
- We made a dramatic re enactment of our origin story
to share with you now. Roll the clip.
- Roll the clip, please. - Roll the clip. Roll the clip!
- Gus? - Roll the clip.
Linda: I had nothing left in life,
so I was just having a good cry with a stiff drink.
I looked out the window and I saw this angel out there
with a trowel and a breathtaking sunhat.
Joy: It was me! I was stress gardening.
I ran out of my own plants, so I broke into Linda's yard
and gardened hers!
Linda: Hi. Our crying eyes met. Joy: Hi!
Linda: So I said, come on in, and let's start a show.
- Cocktail time!
- Allow me to introduce you to my personal bartender,
pool boy, and favourite illegal; Alejandro, everybody!
- Oh, Alejandro!
- Hello ladies! - There he is!
- Oh, here we go. Here we go, now we're talking!
- I call this one "The New Beginning".
It's one part bourbon, one part sweet vermouth
and just enough valium to give you a... New Beginning!
Bottoms up! - Whoa there.
- Wow! Oh... boy. - Hm-hm. Hm-hm.
Linda: Look at that rear end!
Joy: What a hunk of spicy man meat!
- I never thought I'd be jealous
of a tight pair of trousers, but here we are!
- Cheers!
(Giggling)
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- Ah. - You know what, Linda?
I think it's about time for us to dig into today's topic,
so grab your ladle, and get ready for...
Linda and Joy: PUNCH!
- PUNCH!
- And we're back.
- Joining us now is our guest, Pam,
who's here to help us make a killer punch
for any event or party.
- What do you have for us today, Pam?
- Well this is a special punch made out of various,
glorious, sacred fruits.
- Mmm, sacred fruits, now I'm listening!
- Oh, I hope so, Linda...
- Oh...okay.
So where does one purchase a sacred fruit?
Is it from the grocery store on the nice end of town?
- No, these fruits are grown from someone
who's undergone The Transcendence.
- Oh, that IS a special punch!
- This punch is good for a party or for a gathering
of likeminded people with a common goal.
- To have fun?
- Or to live in a state of pure white light.
- Hmm...
- Doesn't that sound good, Linda?
- It does! Yes.
- Okay, I think I see what's going on here.
You're in a cult, aren't you? Linda, she's in a cult.
- Oh! (laughs)
- A cult, Linda. Yeah.
- We prefer "a congregation of souls".
- (laughs) Honestly, you flatter me, Pam,
but this isn't my first dance with the devil.
I uh, I've joined tons of cults.
I've lost track, I don't even know how many.
- 15! She's joined 15 cults, so...
- I love 'em. I love the danger,
I love the sex, I just love being naked
under a long flowing robe.
Easy access, if you know what I mean.
- I know what you mean!
I prefer myself a, uh, shorter length tunic,
with maybe like a wide brimmed hat for gardening.
- Oh, that sounds lovely.
- Well, then perhaps you would both like to join me
at the river's edge. We could be born anew!
- Yes! Why not?
- Actually, I don't cult, thank you.
That's usually more Linda's thing.
I'm just there in the station wagon
by the side of the cornfield waiting for her
to inevitably make her escape.
- (laughs) Last time when I got to the car,
she had macraméd 73 wall hanging monkeys!
- But seriously though,
it takes about a week to deprogram her
using flashcards made for children,
uh, so it's actually quite an ordeal.
- You know Linda, this gathering that I'm a part of
is very... next level.
- Next level? I'm not gonna lie, Pam,
I'm intrigued.
- You know what, stop, stop right there.
I draw the line at drugging an otherwise very nice beverage.
Uh, so we're gonna have to uh,
end this segment right here, thanks.
What a great segment! Okay, bye now, Pam!
- Okay.
- You can leave, you can head straight for the door.
- Okay, goodbye, Linda.
- We said goodbye, you don't need to do that...No!
- I felt that like in my sternum.
- No! Okay...all right (laughs) Please leave now.
- Bye! - LEAVE NOW! LEAVE NOW!
- I'm so susceptible, ugh! Oh my gosh. Wow Joy!
You were like a fire breathing dragon out there,
that was great!
Those at home, do you agree? Wow, fiery!
- Oh boy. It's not that we can't handle the hard stuff;
it's just that we prefer being in the driver's seat!
- That's right.
- After all, we're already in a cult.
- A cult of two.
Both: TERRIFIC WOMEN! - Cheers!
- Hunnies, I'm home! (gasps) Is that punch?
- Sure is, Alejandro!
(Giggling)
- Now that's communal living!
(All laugh)
Announcer: This episode of Terrific Women
has been brought to you by Sally's Lard.
Just one taste and you'll be sure,
it's not just any lard. It's Sally's Lard.
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Sweater Beats - Glory Days (feat. Hayley Kiyoko) - Duration: 3:08.
Sweater Beats - Glory Days (feat. Hayley Kiyoko) Lyrics
Time to live Time to live like we're coming to war
Time is a gift Time is a present that can not be bought
Show me your list Show me your list and then cross some shit
off Cross some shit off
Show me your list and then cross some shit off
Why are we waiting?
Why are we, what are we waiting for?
So sick of waiting So let's be impatient, let's be impatient
It's okay to get a little irresponsible 'Cause we're making up the blueprint as we
go Yeah, we're on our way to the glory days
It's okay to live a little bit of life you see
'Cause tomorrow isn't guarantee Yeah, we're on our way to the glory days
Glory days Glory days
Sorry not sorry We are a mess and we're wearing it well
Sorry not sorry We are connected like out of this world
Don't fear danger One life to live so we live how we like
We live how we like, yeah, yeah
Why are we waiting?
Why are we, what are we waiting for?
So sick of waiting So let's be impatient, let's be impatient
It's okay to get a little irresponsible 'Cause we're making up the blueprint as we
go Yeah, we're on our way to the glory days
It's okay to live a little bit of life you see
'Cause tomorrow isn't guarantee Yeah, we're on our way to the glory days
Glory days Glory days
Glory days Glory days
On our way (on our way) To the glory days (to the glory days)
On our way (on our way)
It's okay to get a little irresponsible 'Cause we're making up the blueprint as we
go Yeah, we're on our way to the glory days
It's okay to live a little bit of life you see
'Cause tomorrow isn't guarantee Yeah, we're on our way to the glory days
Glory days Glory days
Glory days Glory days
Glory days
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What is RED's Hydrogen One - $1,200 Modular SmartPhone by RED (3D Holographic Display) - Duration: 4:00.
Last week we learned that RED, a company best known for making high-quality digital cinema
cameras, is going to dip into the smartphone market with something called the Hydrogen
One.
The company announced the phone with a screaming hot price tag of $1,195 and up, but revealed
little else aside from a few things: it will offer 3D (and "4D") visuals and audio,
the phone will be carrier-unlocked and run Android, and it will be modular.
With The Hydrogen One it is said that the 5.7-inch display somehow uses nanotechnology
to "seamlessly [switch] between traditional 2D content, holographic multi-view content,
3D content, and interactive games."
It all sounds like some sort of mix between the gimmicky visual trickery Amazon offered
with the Fire Phone and the glasses-less 3D displays like the ones found on the Nintendo
3DS.
But in a forum post written shortly after the announcement, RED founder Jim Jannard
says "there is no good way to describe it until you see it."
He also writes that "our display is technology you haven't seen before.
It is not lenticular, which is inferior tech in every way, has been tried many times before
and failed for good reason.
RED says that it will also use an algorithm to convert stereo sound into "multi-dimensional
audio" to add to the immersive experience — or, as RED puts it, to "ASSAULT YOUR
SENSES."
The phone will allow for modular attachments, similar to those found on the Moto Z line
or the Essential Phone, but with a special focus on image capture.
And the phone will work (somehow) with RED's extensive lineup of digital cinema cameras.
Studying a patent application that RED submitted for a "Modular Digital Camera and Cellular
Phone," we can get a sense of just how modular the company's thinking.
But if you thought the phone alone was crazy, buckle up.
In the pending patent, RED imagines a smartphone like the Hydrogen One as the starting point
of a modular camera system that can swap everything from the screen to the lenses to additional
accessories.
I don't know how you feel but that sound pretty good is you ask me.
Within the phone-focused parts of the patent application, RED actually isn't working
in terribly different territory from other companies that make modular phones.
The company imagines a few practical modules that will connect to the Hydrogen One, like
a spare battery, a speaker, or a projector.
The difference between these and similar efforts like the Moto Z phones is that, in RED's
version, all these modules are the same shape.
You'd essentially be stacking another version of the Hydrogen One's rectangular shape
to the back or front of the phone.
The company says the phone will ship in early 2018, and it's currently available for preorder
on RED's website.
It starts at $1,195 for the aluminum version, and there's also a $1,595 variant made out
of titanium.
All of this is subject to change, though.
The company writes that the design of the phone may change, but more importantly, "after
this initial release we will NOT be able to fill all orders on time due to display production
limitations.
We will NOT guarantee these prices at the time of release."
The modular attachments won't be available at launch, either.
This is honestly one of the most interesting tech gadgets that I've seen for this year
so far.
Although I haven't actually seen it, but the very mysterious details surrounding it
are really interesting.
Also, when I was about to get this video up, I saw that MKBHD uploaded a very interesting
video on this same topic, so be sure to check that out using the link in the description
below.
So guys, if you enjoyed the video, learnt anything new or want more, feel free to subscribe
for new videos every week, comment your thoughts below, and leave a like for more.
Also, as usual all important links to previous videos will be listed In the description below.
Thanks for watching and I will be seeing you in the next video.
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I FAILED MY DRIVING TEST | Vlog (Spanish with subtitles) - Duration: 7:30.
what an outfit omg
welcome to a new video
today we're going up a mountain
by bike
it's 8.30 and we want
to arrive at the top
before the sun sets
so we can see it
i don't know if we have enough time and
it's a bit foggy
i don't know if we'll be able to see it
we have other stuff prepared
in case
our plan doesnt turn out the way we want
we just went through the beaches
we got here
where the ascent starts
to the top
we want to go there
up there we're going
the sun is setting already
i don't know if we'll have enough time
but we're gonna try
miguel has a speaker in
his bag
and we're listening
to deep house
to cheer us up
we're gonna need it
first stop
we just went up a hill
i dont even know how many meters
now we're next to
a fountain
it doesnt say we can drink this water
but we've drunk before
and we're not dead so...
we'll keep drinking
hey, you can't
drink from that fountain, sorry
you're not gonna put this in the vlog
this is how we do it in galicia
we're halfway done
i hope, otherwise im gonna die here
this is the view
let me show you
that's the city of Vigo
the trees are in the way
that's the beach part
that's Samil
isla de toralla
and there
the sun is setting on the Islas Cíes
you can't see them
only that tiny bit
we'll see them later from the top
miguel are you ok there?
we're almost there
there's a lot of echo here
let's test it
i'm walking because
this morning i had a great idea
at the beginning it looked like
a good idea, running 10km
i did not know i was gonna
go up a mountain by bike
so now i'm feeling it
and this slope
has stones and sand
and it is very slippery
i've decided to stop pedaling
because yeah
and my brother
didnt go running
and he's strong to do that
we're almost there
miguel put a happy song
because we're almost there
don't go faster
what's this
we're here
i can't believe it
i'm destroyed
this is an antenna
a bit weird
miguel what's this for?
you don't know right?
butterfly antenna
ah
there you have islas cies
one and the other
that is connected even tho you can't see it
and that's the sun
great info
it's setting
on the islas cies
that's the west
i wanted to come up here
i had never been here before
the previous time we had to turn around
earlier
we didnt have time cause there was a Celta match
miguel why are you filming me?
i'm used to filming myself but
if you film me its like
i'm nervous
you're famous bro
this is a bit random
we're up here
we're gonna take
a driving theory test
this has an explanation
miguel
passed this exam
a couple days ago
i thought
would i pass that exam?
i took it 5 years ago
i dont think so
we're gonna take the test
he should pass
he passed two days ago
and me
i should pass because i'm a
experienced driver
experienced and dangerous
this is a super saiyan grasshopper
it's basque
why
it's chetao
look at the spot
pedro chose to film the video
he wants to sit
here
high voltage, danger of death
theory driving test
are motorbike riders
supposed to wear a reflective vest?
no
but it's advisable
overtaking is forbidden in...
any place where visibility is limited
yes
having a mobile phone in the car could be
dangerous
it's c
the sound is dangerous
scooters can travel on the shoulder
in a row of 2
no way, never
in an intersection
what should you do?
give way to the car on the right
no
it was a
if there's a sign
and you want to give way
the sign says don't give way
what do you do?
what lights should you use
if you drive before the dawn but
with good visibility
only position lights
it's c
the police is going for you and taking your license
3 errors
not another
the driver of this vehicle
should maintain a correct placement of this animal in the car?
of course not
what type of answer?!
no?
of course, yeah
it should be correctly placed
is this overtake correct?
it's in a turn
all wrong
turn, continuous line
help me
help me mn
no, write your answer
it's a no but
is it because of the line
in that turn
or because
it's C
because it's a turn
and you can't invade the other side
if you drive at night
these are my favorite
you're very lucky
if you drive at night
and the load exceeds the vehicle's length
you have to
indicate that with a red light behind the car
and a white light in front
when are you correctly sat in your seat?
to drive
folded legs, body to the front
like this you drive well
legs a bit bent
body straight
legs
when you have straight legs
and the body to the back
like this and then
it's B
the red vehicle is gonna turn left
can you overtake it using the right shoulder?
you can't but
is it because you can't see with the truck
or because you can't drive on a shoulder?
i think it's a
i'm gonna risk
the truck blocks the view
we just finished the test
i had 5 errors
you had 1
we say goodbye from here
from the mountain
let's call it
monte del carallo
monte PIO
monte PIO
de willyrex
we have to come back home by bike
so pray for us
pray for our souls
if you don't see this video that means
we're dead
if you're watching it it's cause we're good
after the bike
there's not a better way to recover
than a McFlurry in McDonald's
oreo and chocolate
hit the like button if you like oreo and chocolate
like me
see you soon
see you!
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Wyshperane: Wywiad z profesorem Wielwackim / Interview with Professor Wielwacki (Jedynka TV, 2064) - Duration: 3:41.
Jan Paweł Bocian XII is a symbol of New Era on which Poland is embarking
Construction is going on full steam, and more of station's elements are delivered on orbit
from where they can be mounted on station's base skeleton.
Today, we have pleasure to talk with Father of this project
world renowned prof. Witosław Wielwacki from Zgierz University of Applied Science.
What exactly is that project?
I'm surprised that You ask.
I think everybody, every citizen of Poland know what is this project, and I don't have to explain.
Is there a chance for Poland to colonize space?
Chance, You're asking about chance.There is absolute certainty that Poland will colonize Space.
We have our first success already. Our polish little tardigrades are already on Mars, they are already on Jupiter.
We are observing advances, we are observing their grow.
Not so Homo Sapiens I'm afraid, but polish Nevertheless. Nevertheless polish people will be there.
There were some problems accruing during this project.
Some of modules were not working correctly, and life of workers were in danger.
You're saying that they were not working correctly. I'm saying there were some adventures, some issues that are normal in every big project.
You surly remember history of Columbia, or story of Apollo.
That kind of things happens, just happens. In our case it did not end with some catastrophe. There were...
I'm ashamed to tell, but some fecies were floating through station.
This, this... It's really no big problem, we can stop talking about that.
Is anyone's participation in project was especially important?
Foremost, person who is underestimated, forgotten. Mister Słodziński
about some say different things, I know, I've heard, I understand.
Not everybody like that person, but he is the one who started all of this.
Piotr Słodziński,deceased years ago eccentric Businessman, and multimillionaire, owner of sugar empire
who is issue of many, great controversies.
Both loved and hated by many.
He was the one, responsible for the first polish space station –Szczepan I.
Project failed because of countless problems,
but remnants of project were a great help in construction of Jan Pawel Bocian XII.
Is there anyone else, who we owe thanks?
Cyberpol Company. Currently they are our biggest sponsor.
Sponsor is maybe bad word, more of a patron I think. Our patron, our backer.
They allow us, to reach the stars.
We should appreciate that and I know there are some comments about company field of expertise, it's not so clear, so appropriate.
I would say, I...You'll cut it,right?
You are regarding mister Słodziński very positively, but the fact is,
You and him did not cope well. Especially after Yours visit with Prime Minister, from which it all began.
You know, it's not appropriate to talk ill about dead.
He was a man of... I mean, I wanted to say that. He was not an intellectual.
But he is dead now and... Maybe we should stop on that.
Jan Pawel Bocian XII will be officially finished in 2069
but research work will begin before that, as soon as basic laboratory and living modules will be placed on orbit.
Science crew, although not in full composition will begin first research
on bacteria and micro-organisms in two years.
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I saw ALISON WONDERLAND live in TOKYO, JAPAN! - Duration: 5:48.
hi guyssss it's your favorite
natalia natchan here
yooo im so tired
but i have some good news
so today..
there's this dj that I LOVE
and I've been her fan since I was in America
but I'm going to SEE HER!!
oh wait i haven't said her name..
"who are you going to see?"
damn... my english pronunciation is on point!
so I've been busy since morning today...
but the dj im going to be seeing is a girl
and she does trap and bass music
and I LOVE her
Since I'm a girl Dj too i really look up to her
isn't this cute!?
usually i dont really
wear kneehigh socks
but alison wonderland
usually
wears this type of thing
a big tshirt and
kneesocks
since she usually wears this type of thing
I thought I'd wear it tonight
and since im going to the club
I thought I'd go a a bit flashy with the lips
so... i'm always late to everything
so i ride the taxi
but the taxi always ends up being slower
my friend ritika organises this party called "ASOBI vol. 1"
It was super fun to get together with different artists and creators
she's doing them everymonth, so please check the event page if you're interested!
so TODAY!
today is...
alison
wonderland
why are you so red yuri??
on the bus to ageha!
im already pumped!
we made it to ageha!
I've met you sooo many times.. but you're always drunk so you never remember me
am i right?
(i pray that i can dj at ageha one day)
not over yet!
its done and we're going home by bus
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