Chủ Nhật, 19 tháng 11, 2017

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Hulk surprise toys go to zoo!

The zoo is so cool. Roar Hulk Smash

No, the baby, fell into the lion's den can the hulk toy, superheroes help, the zoo and save the baby

Hey, Dino pals this is Toy Rex here let's see what toy, surprise, we have today hi

Hulk, all right captain america

Today the avengers superheroes are gonna get day out and take a break a, day, off that sounds so nice but

What are we gonna do all day i have a special mission for you, today the hulk

Surprise toys will go to the zoo the zoo that sounds awesome hulk love

Cute animals all right superheroes everybody on the bus, that will take you to the zoo

Okay, Dino Friends lets see this Zoo

Have fun at the zoo hulk, surprise toys

All right Dino Friends let's see the zoo

Here's the Zoo it's so big there's penguins and lions and a gift shop, that's so cool

let's open, up this playmobil zoo

Wow there's so many parts

Wow this zoo has so many parts let's build, the zoo yay

Here are the stickers at first let's build the zoo entrance

this zoo door, goes right here and then, we have a revolving, door let's put, some stickers on it

All done now, this door goes right here

Cool, now people can come into the zoo now, we'll connect a revolving, door to the entrance gate

Now need, to decorate the entrance with, these animals

First, we have a, monkey he does up here?

And then, we have a bear he goes on the top right here

Next, we have this cute, blue penguin

and we have this orange tiger he's got all these stripes come right here and

the last animal is the mighty mighty lion he goes on the very top, and

Then, we have a flag, and here are the stickers let's put them on the flag

and now, we need one on the back

times for the penguin pool

Here's some water for the penguins to swim and it goes right in the middle and now let's put on some grass and

These leaves go on the side, and there's another one for the other side

These, we use have, some flowers on top like that

Look, at how. Pretty they are and here's the gate anyone has a picture of a penguin here so cool

And here are the penguins they look super

Cute they're, white black, and have orange fur and they sleep inside they, want to dive in the pool, whoa

And there's all see, these, super. Cute penguin babies. They, also, want to go for a swim

The penguin, family looks so happy, whoa

wow it's lions that, means it's time to build the lions den

We have to put the gate on the rocks and then there's a stone wall goes on it too one more to go

now let's build the lions gate

Well the lions are in the lions den now and then, we have to put on the sign

Time to build the gift shop

The gift shop, is white with a red roof

And it has all these friends that go around the road let's put them on guys wow

Wow there's so many flags now let's put all these stickers

The gift shop has a computer these, juice boxes little stuffed animals and postcards so cool

Now, people can, buy all these awesome gifts and there's, also these. Cute balloons, how

Awesome there's a line, balloon a penguin balloon in a blue balloon cool

Next we're, gonna build the clock

And then, we need, to put on the needles to tell the time

Right now it's 12 o'clock it's lunchtime

Next animal is this really pretty pink hawk, she has super pretty tail and it's a. Blue peacock

Awesome next, me up. These little otters otters love, to swim here we go?

Do, we have two little kids this little boy is a redhead and he is really close richard, how

Awesome and this little girl has a pink bow tail and a pink shirt with a green backpack they've come to see animals and

Here's mommy and daddy daddy has blond hair, and he's holding a care act

He's gonna, take lots of pictures and mommy is holding a bottle

Baby, and here's the baby he's so cute he's inside this green heart, that's everyone's gonna drag him around

And if they get tired here's a bench for them to sit on and here's a treat for shade

The next animal is a pelican he's a, white pelicans that loves to eat fishies then here fishies

penguins, also love, these, fishies -

and then

We have the zookeepers they got here to help clean and maintain the zoo and look

He's carrying a bunch of meat where is not -?

He's carrying the meat for the lions to eat here you go lunchtime

And when the lines are done eating you take, away the bows

Superheroes welcome to the zoo my name is billy i'm googoo keeper here, hello

Billy zoo is so nice yeah, we got a bunch of super cool, animals

crocodiles

I'll show. You around the zoo that sounds like so much fun

unless superheroes follow

me our

Superheroes first up is the penguins den this is where we keep our?

Penguins, penguins our water birds they

Have wings but they can't flap but their wings allowed on the swim super super fast in the water

Wow so cool can you superheroes tell, me what our penguins favorite food i know. Penguins love to eat fishes

That's right hulk and i just so happened to have a bucket of yummy let, me finish right here are our penguins it's lunch time

Next i'm gonna show. You the gift shop let's go

And this right here is the zoo's gift shop you can, buy all sorts of presents

Juice boxes stuffed animal and even pictures of animals yes there's even balloons right over here cool

Hulk, by balloon for captain, america how nice of you

Hulk, all right guys time for the main attraction at zoo it's time to visit the lions, den let's go

And here we have the lion's den superheroes this is where we keep the mighty mighty lion, the live is known

As the king of the jungle he's super powerful and they eat lots and lots of meat help help help help

What's wrong mister my, baby, my baby is in the lion's den oh, you're right baby

And laughing that's so dangerous yes please

Help, me and save my, baby, hulk will save baby thank you thank you please hurry

Thank you thank you hulk you saved, my baby no problem, hawk

Life to home as a big thank you hulk i have but surprise toys for you, guys, surprise toys

Awesome hulk mom surprise time let's go

Let's see what, hulk, surprise toys, we get?

Wow, we got so many, hulk surprise toys i can't even see hulk anymore awesome

Let's open, up this one first

Well thomas and friends mystery mini there's over?

Semi-transparent you see a blue thomas doors training a green trainer this question mark, is the train that's inside let's open it up dino friends

Which train, them, again

Wow, we got a, blue train guys so cool, this train is all blue with red, stripe and even blue

Wheels look, he's so happy this train is number 4 i mean he's, boarded he's gordon

The blue train gordon is really good friends with thomas, and he's really fast let's go gordon

Yes, we have this one it's a finding, dory, mystery minis so cool, there's story

And these are all the figures, we can, get they all look so cool i really, want to get nemo let's go find, nemo?

Here we go?

Well we got the little guy so cute

And you've got really big cute eyes otters are really really good at. Swimming let's see this little cute otter go for a pup

no, let's open, up this one

well i see captain, america right there that's so cool, and

These are all the figures you can, get there's

Captain, america iron man war machine winter soldier and even crossbones i want to get a. Hug, let's open them

Here we go?

Wow, we got a, little ant-man he looks so cool, and made special ability, is he can transform it to a

Super super tiny little head, but he's still really really strong, and he's got a really cool, mask on he, also works with captain

america and a member of the adventure is so cool, now let's open up this one

It's a really, cute milk carton uh-huh and look at it let's spin it whoa

These are all the milks, we can

Get there's a strong milk there's a milk holding a cookie and then these even a

jug, of milk that's so cute open up this milk and

It opens, up just like a milk carton, is there milk inside no there's a toy, let's get the toy, guys

Here we go?

Well we got this super cute

Organic milk it's got a little cute cow

And it's holding a dandelion and this milk is white and blue he's got these big horns

Huh, it's got a little blue cap it's got really, cute, yellow, peas that's so cool

And there's a tiger on its back it says have you seen, me wow this tigers got really sharp teeth

Maybe he's at the zoo do you, guys, like to drink, milk did you do you can grow, big and strong just like, huh

Okie, dokie tena do it flipping

Now let's open? Up this one?

wow

So cool, i see joker and even his girlfriend harlequin there are so many cool, figures which one do you guys

Want to get this crocodile

Well we got the joker

Lips white suit and he's got dyed green hair so cool

You can, put your keys i'm joker time to go for a spin, whoa

And the slip this one it's just shown, until final figure is so cool

There's a bunch of really cool, anime figures there's goku

From dragon ball movie from limpy and it's really cute reindeer i want to get this really cute reindeer let's open it up here

we go

yeah

Well we got a little out he's crouching, down he's so funny he's got black shirt

White t-shirt and it's a really really smart detective

alright

We have one more surprise toilet it's this one it's a spider man and there's, also captain, america iron man hulk and thor

Let's see who, we get?

Well we got spider-man guys, that's so cool, spider-man

Is written blue ain't hanging on to the wall that's his special ability he, also can shoot webs out of his hand

So cool, spider-man's real name is peter parker he's a super smart student let's watch spidey go for a flippy, whoa

Wow that was so fun down first the hall, surprise toys

Went to the zoo and saved the baby i hope all my diner friends have an, awesome awesome day

And i'll see you in the next toy rex, video

Thanks for watching dino pounds you guys are awesome

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do you want to get more views on YouTube using Google Trends well in this video I

will exactly show you how to use Google Trends for your YouTube channel and how

you can get more views in less time so stay tuned this is great this tutorial

and in this video I will teach you how to use Google Trends for YouTube or also

a Google Trends tutorial to get more views on your YouTube videos Google

Trends is useful to find winning video ideas for your next videos and today I

will show you how you can find these winning video ideas that you can use to

get more views on your YouTube channel and before we get started consider

subscribing if you're new here as you make videos on YouTube growth for plans

to tube success and tutorials just like this one to help improve your content so

people subscribe to you and before we get started can we hit 11 likes in this

video if we could that would be awesome with that being said let's get right

into this video so the first thing you want to do is go on to Google Trends so

to go in Google Trends just go on google and type in Google Trends and once you

type in Google Trends you'll see top result is Google Trends just press on it

and then you will get Google Trends another part I want to look within

Google Trends is the Explorer to go to the Explorer tag all you have to do is

go on to the top left corner of your screen and then you will see these three

dots and then you'll see Explorer now once you click on Explorer as you can

see you can add search terms and find their general trend over across the

period of time and it's been really really helpful to find meaning video

ideas and today I'm gonna exactly show you how and I use Google Trends a lot of

times to find my video ideas so I can make better videos and get more views

more visibility for my YouTube channel so I can grow my channel exponentially

so the first thing you want to do is find a topic you want to talk about in

your video so for me let's say I want to make a video on how to get more views so

I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go on to YouTube and then I'm going to search in

how to get without typing in views you can see that

it's the number two result suggested by YouTube and that means that it has a lot

of search volume because the results are not ordered in alphabetical order -

they're arranged in search volume so you - doesn't give us a keyword tool which

can find the search volume but this is a tool that you can use to know the search

volumes of the keywords and what people are typing into the youtube search so

this could be helpful to ranking on the youtube search on YouTube now as you can

see and once I type in how to get more you can see views up on YouTube comes

right away so I'm going to click on that now as you can see there are 216 million

search results and that's not a topic I want to cover the top channels are all

verified that means they have 100k subscribers or more and it's very very

competitive as they have 1.8 million views 400km views 600 k views and 100k

views and that's very competitive as they have more watch time and more

click-through rate so I'm not going to target how to get more views on YouTube

but for an example I'm gonna take this topic and I'm gonna go ahead and search

it on google trends sorry you can see how I can get more views using a good

video idea topic so I'm gonna go onto Google Trends and then I'm gonna I'm

gonna type in how to get more views on YouTube then we press enter nice you can

see it finds me the general trend for the past 12 months now I don't want to

look at the past 12 months I want to look at the 90 days of the past and I

want to look at it worldwide and on and in all categories so I don't want the

web search what I want the youtube search because I want to rank on YouTube

and want to get more YouTube views now as you can see this video is pretty top

popular over time and then and once I see the 90 day day I just look at the

2008 till present whether it's going general uptrend or downtrend

and as you can see this is going a little bit optioned it was really high

that this period of time which was which was says August 2011 the topic was

really high and now is this and now is this okay but it's a very good video

idea to cover now you have to find the top video ideas that will that have like

a trend graph now what topics don't have degraph let me show you so let's say a

man jumping in jumping into a pool I bet no one searching for a bat and if they

are that's crazy but as you can see the line is straight

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So, tell us what you think in the comment box below.

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Okay then. Here is the ripening cell. I am curious.

We are here at the sausage makers Jiri, Samuel and Geert.

Good friends and the best sausage makers out there.

And we have a goat sausage project.

The bokworst.

So this is about 60 percent goats meat.

Because goat, which is actually a male goat.

Where we are very many of in the Netherlands and do not know what to do with it.

And this is the wild oregano with fennel.

And this is with cepes.

We are going to taste.

Very nice color.

Charcuterie and sausage that have a very dominant flavor.

It is dried meat with spices in it.

And it is again quite salty ...

... so therefore you have to slice charcuterie always in thin slices. Then you have enough flavor.

This is a very nice nice sausage.

I think it needs a little more fat, so it is a bit smoother. That is desirable.

Then you are talking about goats fat? Yes.

Yes, because it carries the flavor I think the most. Yes.

I know few people who do not like to eat meats.

By drying and aging the meat ...

...all delicious flavors emerge. And amino acids.

Actually Ve Tsin, the umami taste.

We are all addicted to it, that is what we all find so tasty.

Slightly more fat, less salt.

And then you mean a little more goats fat.

Yes, and then we go to the next round to try something with more spices and herbs.

We now have a dish with sprouts. Sprouts from the stump.

We roast them on a spit with a little curry butter over it.

We make a kind aligot puree.

But in our own way. We take potatoes ...

Potatoes ... which we throw into the juicer. Peel and all.

The juice that comes from it, we cook it.

And that of course binds completely.

We use a very young and old cheese.

Which we make a sauce of.

That potato cheese sauce is below the sprouts.

I have capers. Ordinary capers and capers of elderberries.

Mixed with cubes of meat goats.

The sprouts on top of that.

Some cheese chips on it and some herbs.

And that is just really tasteful.

This dish is really decisive and shows very well what our signature is here.

We are constantly looking for beautiful Dutch products.

Sprouts, cheese and green elderberry.

We all grow them here.

And we make cheese in the Netherlands.

And goats that is something that really is typical from the Netherlands.

And now we have a very good product, the sausage.

So this plate, shows exactly who we are.

And there are still several dishes that show exactly who we are.

But this really is a perfect example.

Beautiful Dutch sprouts, cheese, potato ...

... and goats sausage. That is RIJKS.

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Scheduled to debut in 2019,

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Among public areas on Celebrity Flora will be the Observatory,

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The Discovery Lounge, located on Deck 4 of Celebrity Flora,

will be the site of presentations and briefings from Celebrity's naturalists.

Located atop Celebrity Flora on Deck 7 will be The Vista,

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Also on the top deck of Celebrity Flora will be the Darwin Deck Bar.

Celebrity Flora's main interior eatery, the Seaside Restaurant,

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and natural design elements inspired by the region.

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floor-to-ceiling windows.

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A bird's eye view of a Royal Suite on Celebrity Flora.

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On this episode of China Uncensored,

live election coverage from Beijing...

sort of.

Welcome back to China Uncensored.

I'm Chris Chappell.

As a member of the media,

I have to say that nothing gets us more excited

than an election.

It's like sports for news!

Winners and losers,

ridiculous 3D graphics,

and 30 people yelling over each other on live television.

Plus, who doesn't love a surprise ending!

One of the most extraordinary elections

any of us have ever seen."

Well, since China Uncensored is about China,

I had to watch the US election from the sidelines last year.

But now, it's my turn.

It's what I've been waiting for the last five years.

Yes, it's time for the 19th National Party Congress

of the Communist Party of China!

Think of it like the Republican

or Democratic National Conventions.

Participants travel from across the country,

wearing the colorful native dress of their regions.

It's a hugely staged event where delegates

"vote" on predetermined outcomes.

And there are some crazy after-parties.

I hear former premier Zhu Rongji

throws the best EDM ragers,

if that's your thing.

But there is one tiny little difference.

Since the Communist Party is the only Party in China,

the people they chose at their congress

will be the ones who rule the country

for the next five years.

You see, as an organization,

the Chinese Communist Party sits on top of the Chinese government

like a giant parasite.

The kind that mind controls its host into doing

whatever the parasite wants.

So while the Party's top leaders

also hold government positions,

it's their Party positions that really count.

For example,

Xi Jinping holds the title of President,

but he was only appointed President

because he holds the top Communist Party position:

General Secretary.

But most people outside China

don't understand how this works.

So the 19th Party Congress is a great opportunity

for state-run media to make up complete lies

about how China has democracy

and meaningful elections.

"During the Party's National Congress,

elections are also held for the Central Committee,

and the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection."

Yes, it's just like an election.

And that's why,

even with no ballots cast yet,

we here at China Uncensored are able to project,

with 99.9% certainty,

that Xi Jinping will be "elected" to another five-year term

as head of the Communist Party.

It's a bold prediction,

but we will stake our reputation on it.

But just because Xi isn't going anywhere,

doesn't mean there's nothing to watch here.

There's been huge speculation

about who's going to be in the next Politburo Standing Committee,

the seven men in charge of the Communist Party.

There's even an online game

where you can pick your own Standing Committee.

Just like Fantasy Football.

They wouldn't take my pick though,

which was Xi, Xi, Xi, Xi, Xi, Xi, and Xi.

What?

It could happen.

In a show of power,

Xi Jinping opened the 19th Party Congress on Wednesday

by making everyone else sit through

his three and a half hour long speech.

Wow, I guess they don't teach public speaking at the Central Party School.

But everyone thoroughly enjoyed the speech,

as you can see from this thrilling montage

of past and current Party officials

listening attentively.

Xi Jinping's speech was called,

"Secure a Decisive Victory in Building

a Moderately Prosperous Society in All Respects

and Strive for the Great Success of Socialism with Chinese Characteristics

for a New Era."

Or to paraphrase,

"Xi Jinping is Large and in Charge."

But here on China Uncensored,

we're not going to just tell you what was in Xi's speech.

No, we're taking coverage of the Party Congress

to a whole new level.

Our very own Shelley Zhang

is reporting live from Beijing.

Shelley, isn't it great to be back in the motherland?

Yes, Chris, it's great.

You don't seem excited.

Oh, I'm super excited.

You seem kind of...upset.

Why would I be upset, Chris?

I don't know why you'd be upset.

This is a great opportunity for some on-the-ground action.

Mmm, right.

Just one question, Chris.

Why did you send your only Chinese correspondent to Beijing?

Isn't it obvious?

You speak the language,

you blend in.

You can go undercover,

get the real story.

If I went,

I'd stand out like a sore, white thumb.

Are you kidding me?

First of all, I don't blend in.

I've had to pretend to be Korean three times today.

And if you were here and you got caught doing this,

yeah sure, you'd get roughed up a little,

accused of being CIA,

and then deported on the next flight back to New York.

Me?

I could end up spending the next three years

in a black jail in Hunan,

making Christmas lights with only one kidney.

Are you suggesting you want to...leave?

What do you think?

No!

You can't leave now.

China Uncensored is the number one comedy news show

about China based in New York

and you're our woman on the ground!

You're not a quitter, are you?

I can't believe you...fine.

Fine.

Let's just get this over with.

That's great!

I knew you wouldn't let us down.

Because you're a team player.

So Shelley, tell us about the color on the ground.

The atmosphere.

Which faction has the best butter cow?

No one has a butter...

Oh wait, I almost forgot.

Put on the hat.

No.

Come on.

I'm not putting on the hat.

Shelley we talked about this.

I'm not putting on!

Look, look...

I'll put on the hat, too.

Then we'll both be wearing the hat.

There.

Isn't this more fun already?

So much fun.

So Shelley, let's get down to it.

What's the theme of this year's Congress?

National rejuvenation.

Really?!

Yes, Xi only said it like 50 times in his...oh no.

So in other words, Xi Jinping wants to make China great again.

Yes.

And you didn't want to wear the hat.

But let's keep going.

Are there going to be any surprises

during the 19th Party Congress?

Without a doubt.

Really.

Does it involve who's going to be "elected"

to the Politburo Standing Committee?

Signs point to yes.

Wow.

Can you elaborate on that?

Reply hazy, try again.

Wait.

Are you...

Are you reading this off a Magic 8 ball?!

Hey, you have problems with my sources?

Why don't you come over here then,

and I'll go back to New York.

Actually, I'm fine here.

Look, Chris,

there's a reason Chinese politics is called a black box.

You can't tell what's really happening

because each faction will only leak information

that's to their own benefit.

The media might have "inside sources"

but that means nothing.

They have no idea what's going on.

So it's exactly like the US election.

Except for the part where I'll get arrested for being here.

OK, let's cut to the chase.

There's only two things

we need to know from the Party Congress.

One:

Does Xi Jinping have enough power to reshape

the Politburo Standing Committee in his image.

And Two:

Does Xi Jinping have enough power to get named

Chairman of the Communist Party.

Chairman, eh?

The big C.

That would be a huge move.

Would Xi really do that?

Don't underestimate Xi Jinping's ambition.

Some analysts are like,

oh there's no precedent for doing these things.

But since Xi's been in power,

he's completely overhauled the military.

He's spent five years going after his political enemies.

He's going to change the Party to whatevẻ he wants it to be.

So you're saying that Xi's not a precedential kind of guy.

Did you really just do that?

Pretty good, right?

So what about the Politburo Standing Committee?

How could he change that?

I don't even want to…

Come on.

What if I promise not to make any more puns?

Ok deal.

It starts with Wang Qishan,

Xi's ally and head of the anti-corruption campaign.

Wang is 69,

so according to the "seven up, eight down" precedent

started by former leader Jiang Zemin,

Wang is supposed to retire.

But Xi might try to keep him on, anyway.

So we're looking to see

Xi can keep him on Wonger than expected?

What did we just talk about?

Sorry, it won't happen again.

Ok.

If Xi keeps Wang,

it means Xi is powerful enough to shake things up,

especially since Jiang's faction is attacking Wang right now.

Or Xi could let Wang retire,

but reduce the number of Standing Committee members

from 7 to 5,

which would also give him more control.

So we'll have to Xi how Wong this goes on.

I really hate your puns.

Hey, don't be a Party pooper.

But seriously, can Xi Jinping become chairman

and change the standing committee?

It's hard to say.

Xi's not as powerful

as the Western media makes him look...

not yet.

When the Congress ends next week

and we see the new Standing Committee,

we'll know how much Xi can change the Party

in the next five years.

So after the Party Congress,

there's the after Party Congress?

And you know the best part about all of this?

What?

What?

I could have told you all of this from New York.

Speaking of that,

did you get my email about sneaking into

the Great Hall of the People

and getting us some exclusive footage?

Uh, Chris, I gotta go.

Uh, Shelley?

I'm sure she's fine.

Thanks Shelley!

And there you have it,

the latest from Beijing.

The 19th Party Congress will go on,

and on, through next Tuesday.

And by then,

we'll know slightly more

about what's going to happen over the next five years.

What are your predictions?

Leave your comments below.

Once again, I'm Chris Chappell.

See you next time.

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