Hi guys, welcome to the almost daily show.
I'm your host kaori Keysha.
The US president Donald Trump is having his Asia Tour.
Woo welcome to mysterious Asia!
I think he should be so confused where he is
Because everybody looks the same.
Ni Hao...oh Japanese
Ni Hao... Korean
For now, NI HAO!!!
Ahead of Mr.Trump's visit, Tokyo beefed up its security.
21 thousand police men, the largest number in the history, was on duty…
I don't know if they tried to guard Mr. Trump or guard Mr. Trump's tongue though.
As a result the meeting seemed to go successfully the media said even the dinner was just like
Wedding Party.
I'm curious which will change family name..
Shinzo Trump..?
Donald Abe...?
ABERICA??
Before his arrival, Abe pledged to contribute $50 million to the
Women Entrepreneurs Finance Initiative championed by Ivanka Trump.
It's so hard to remember..
Personally I think it's ok.
But at first this news was casted like Abe supported $50 million Ivanka's organization
..I was like "OMG!
It's just her Asian sugar daddy!
Ivanka, what are you doing before your real daddy comes to Japan!?
And I wanna ask,
"Ivanka san, how can I find my own sugar daddy?...
Tinder?"
On the final day, Piko Taro attended at the dinner, which is amazing.
I think He should have worked as interpreter from everything to the simplest English words.
President,
I have a Kobe I have buns ....
Hamburger!
Yea, It's Japanese hospitality.
And in a diplomatic conversation,
This is Japan this is North Korea
Ughhh, Ughhhhh
.... Ughhhhhh!
And I believe Pikotaro translated even 1 English word.
When Mr. Trump said " OH, America has diverser…diversit...…"
"President, I have a diver
I have a city ..ugh Diversity!"
"Ohhhh Pika!!!
Pika chu!!"
Trump said 'samurai' Japan should have shot down overflying North Korean missiles
First, we don't have samurais any more.
Second, if Samurai could have shot down missiles, Japanese could still be spending Shogun era.
And simple question, did you really expect Hiroshima and Nagasaki
bombs would be shot down by samurai?
And one of his staffs should have said to him, " Samurai only use swords
"Oh...so... buy American weapons!!
Call this dial "
Overall, the US& Japan marriage ceremony seemed successful and warming.
Look at this.
They pledged their deep love.
(kissing)
But next day, the husband Mr. Trump left for Korea,
and.. hug different woman!!!!!
That's why I don't believe men...
International marriage always needs patience..
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