(Acting Idols)
A movie about
an actor whose outcome is too close to call.
We'll start the audition for...
"Begin Lee Gyein."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
Don't you recognize me?
I'm SpongeBob.
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Bubble, bubble, SpongeBob ♪
♪ You might end up in jail ♪
Don't get close to the audience.
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They say I have intellectual charm!
You look like a loofah.
I'll show me acting.
- Please don't. / - Here I go.
A scene of me visiting my boyfriend's house.
Just a moment.
Okay! Action!
Wow, you have such a nice house, honey.
Hold on.
What's this smell?
Sorry. I didn't do the dishes.
Hold on. Can you turn around?
Gosh...
I have to do the dishes...
Why'd you tear that off?
That hurt!
I thought a little would be okay.
Gosh...
Sorry.
You're so mean.
Hello?
Oh, yes, yes.
Give me the number and I'll send it that way.
Yes.
I need somewhere to write...
Yes...
So send it to here?
Geez!
You tore out my hair and teeth!
How could you?
I want to break up.
Thank you.
Good work. Go sit down.
Last candidate, come on in.
What brings you here, ma'am?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles
we have left are pointless ones
like the lady at her dad's 70th birthday party.
There are no pointless roles in acting.
No matter how pointless the role is,
you give it your all
to show fitting acting for the situation.
This is the spirit of acting.
I am merely
a radio host that plays fitting music.
Nami who lives in Seoul sent us a story.
"Jeongja, I always get rejected at blind dates."
She sent a photo too.
I'll play a song to cheer her up.
By Bolbbalgan4,
"Fix Me."
It's right but you shouldn't say that.
Anyway, I played a fitting song
so I'll play the daughter at her dad's 70th birthday.
Welcome!
Thank you for coming to my dad's 70th birthday.
I'll sing a song!
♪ Go and good riddance, go far away ♪
♪ Go and good riddance, I never want to see you ♪
Gosh... Why is everyone standing up?
Oh, no...
We still have all this food left...
I guess the food is mine now.
Ma'am.
Your acting was too artificial.
There is no artificial in acting.
I was clearly expressing
the daughter's crookedness
as she'd pocket some of
her dad's birthday gift money.
This is the spirit of acting.
Alright.
The scene of you congratulating your dad.
Show us in earnest.
There is no earnest in acting!
Acting is all about giving it your all
and showing the people a new kind of acting.
I am merely like Twice
who is back with a new album.
Ma'am, how do you do that?
Show me the move again.
♪ Like it, like it, like it ♪
Answer! Psy!
Right?
Psy put out another album.
Anyway, since I showed my new side,
I'll act as the daughter at the 70th birthday party.
Oh, I'm sorry about before.
I'll show you a fan dance
that I learned at the culture center!
Happy birthday, dad.
Turn and turn and turn...
Faster!
Goodness...
Dad, why are you passed out there?
What do I do? Dad!
I didn't mean to hit you on your birthday!
What a relief, dad.
It's good that I learned the fan dance.
What if I learned sword dancing?
- Get up, dad! / - Ma'am!
You're out!
(Managers)
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
Mijin?
Oh!
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
Do not tell the big boss
about what happened today.
Don't tell my girlfriend...
I went clubbing last night.
I shouldn't talk today.
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
You.
Want me to bust your head open?
Baby.
You're bursting with charm.
My dress burst open again!
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
So...
You should be careful who you hang out with.
Want to date me?
I've dated a man before.
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
(Quarreling Brothers)
All he does is eat and sleep.
Must be nice to be unemployed.
Why's he sleeping with the TV on?
I'm going to watch soccer.
I'm not asleep.
You were sleeping just now.
I just woke up. Beat it.
You weren't watching!
I'm going to. Beat it.
Gosh, that's so annoying.
What? Annoying?
I'm your big brother!
Hey. Go to your room
and study, you high school twerp!
Go get a job, you jobless bum.
Geez...
What'll you be when you grow up?
What did you become?
Geez!
Why you...
You're always talking back to me!
Why'd you hit me though?
Why'd you hit me?
Because you hit me.
Why'd you hit me again?
You hit me.
Why are you hitting me again?
Why'd you hit me three times?
- 4 times! / - 5 times!
- 6 times! / - 7 times!
8 times!
9, 10, 1, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16...
17, 18, 19, 20...
21, 22, 23, 24...
Geez!
Gosh! Why you... Geez...
You're making me so mad!
I can't stand your face, so beat it. Keep away.
You keep away.
- You keep away. / - You stay away.
- Son Heungmin has the ball. / - Shoot, shoot...
- Shoot, shoot... / - He passes a defender...
- Shoot! / - Shoot, shoot.
- Goal! / - Goal!
- Goal! / - Goal!
- Goal! / - Goal!
- Goal! / - Goal!
Goal!
Why are you so close?
You got close to me.
Here to here is my space.
- Here to here is my space. / - This is my space.
Just get away.
You get away.
You get away.
You get away.
Get away!
- You get away. / - Get away.
- Get away! / - You get away!
- Get away! / - You get away!
Give up!
- Give up! / - Get off!
That was so gross... Geez...
You called me gross?
Are you insane?
Hey, I can't stand your face.
Go study.
I was going to go to my room and study.
Oh, please.
All you do is play computer games in your room.
Study here.
Geez... Are you the teacher?
What's your deal?
Do it here! Or I'm telling mom.
What is this formula again?
♪ Minus B plus-minus ♪
♪ Square root of B squared over 2A ♪
♪ Minus 4AC ♪
So you remember.
Well... You know...
Man, that stuff was easy... That, that...
Studying was easy for me.
Geez. What? What?
Then why can't you get a job?
Geez!
What do you know, you dummy?
Don't touch my hair.
I'll do what I want.
It's my hair.
- It's my hand! / - It's my hair.
It's my hand!
- It's my hair. / - It's my hand.
- It's my hair. / - It's my hand.
- It's my hair. / - It's my hand.
- It's my hair. / - It's my hand.
- It's my hair. / - It's my hand.
- This is my hand! / - It's my hair!
Geez! You're such a pain!
I can't stand your face. Geez...
You're going to make me dumb by hitting my head.
Hey.
You don't even have the brains to go bad!
I'm smarter than you are.
Geez! For me...
I hate you the most in the world.
Same to you.
Gosh, I'm so mad!
- Geez... / - Beat it. I have to study all night.
I'm so angry...
What a lousy younger brother.
You're always drinking.
What?
Why you... Hey!
What's with the canned coffee?
You said you're pulling an all-nighter.
Have some coffee while you study.
I was going to go to bed.
So...
If you sleep now, you'll dream...
But if you study, your dreams will come true.
What, fool? What?
Stop it.
Stop it!
A student shouldn't drink beer!
- Why'd you hit me? / - Geez!
Gosh...
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Can just one of you talk?
Okay.
- Okay. / - Okay.
I'm suffocating.
Take your necklace off.
No, I mean us.
We're always surrounded by men.
Why are we so popular?
Do you guys know?
Sure. I have nice skin.
I have a nice body.
I think I'm going to be sick.
I feel really sick now.
Hey.
Don't sit down if you need to grab me to stand up.
Guys, congratulate me.
I did a sexy photo shoot in Bali.
- You're working hard. / - You're working hard.
You have a fever.
I was on the sand like this...
I made poses like that and
guess what the staff there said to me.
- Oh, a mermaid. / - Oh, a mermaid.
Oh, a squid.
What are you doing?
Don't do that.
Hey...
You really shouldn't do that.
I feel bad.
For the live octopus you eat?
No, for the men.
I have no interest
but they keep hitting on me.
I went to the gym to maintain my figure...
Shouldn't you go to a buffet to keep your figure?
They must've been enamored with me exercising.
Guess what the guys there said to me.
You look like a gem exercising.
You look like a gem.
You look like Don Lee.
All my hair is getting pulled out.
My hair comes out when I take a shower.
Guys, it's colder these days
and I have no boyfriend.
I'm so sad.
Then is Myeonghun our boyfriend?
Just kidding.
Is Myeonghun our boyfriend? Just kidding.
Are you guys nuts? I'm not kidding.
Then let's get matching rings with Myeonghun.
Let's get matching rings.
Let's get matching rings.
Let's wrestle.
(Countryside Love)
This stinking dog
doesn't come out to greet his master?
Fido. Fido!
It's me, fool!
- Sheesh... / - You startled me.
Why are you coming out of my dog house?
- There's a dog thief in the area. / - Yeah.
So I let your dog sleep in my room
and I slept there last night.
You're such a good friend.
With a friend like you, I don't need to get married.
What's important about marriage?
- All I need is you! / - Yeah!
I smell.
I'll wipe myself off.
Hello.
Hello.
Gosh... That girl from Seoul...
- She's so pretty. / - She's so pretty.
What's your deal?
What's your deal?
You said you weren't interested in girls.
When did I say that?
Hey, what does a hick like you know about girls?
I know about girls.
- You do? / - I know!
Then all woman carry this.
What's BB?
You know BB?
Well, do you?
I know what BB is!
What is it?
Tell me if you know! What is it?
Expensive fertilizer.
So you know.
I told you so!
I thought it was English!
Anyway, you'd better not play dirty.
You'd better not ogle her.
This may be the countryside
but it's dangerous for a gal to be out at night.
Use this.
What's this?
A gong.
Clang, clang, clang!
Clang, clang!
Hit it at allegro if you're in danger.
What? Allegro?
I'll bust you in the head!
♪ Looks like I'll get married ♪
Move it.
Excuse me.
Can you hear well?
Yes.
Then be quiet for a moment.
Those 12 cows that are mooing.
They're all mine.
What was that?
3 of them had calves.
You ogler!
You're trying to get a girl with cows?
So you're the cool cow guy!
- What are you saying? / - Gosh!
Why are you guys fighting again?
- You! / - What's your deal?
Do you want to take part in this war too?
Things are going to get real ugly.
What are you saying?
I'm not interested!
You guys getting married first...
That's the way of life!
But you still keep hitting on her!
- You'd better not. / - You always do!
- No... / - Did you not hit on her?
Please stop it.
What the...
Look here!
Stay out of this.
Stay out of this!
What?
I keep falling for you every time I see you!
Hey!
So that's what you were going for, you cheater!
You ogler!
What are you doing?
Stay out of this! Stay out of this!
My mom keeps fall for pyramid schemes!
Don't be ridiculous, you cheater!
Stay out of this! Stay out of this!
I eat 4 meals a day but I still lose weight.
What the...
Nobody's like that!
That's how I am!
Stop fighting!
Geez...
- You. / - What's your deal?
- Why do you keep hitting on her? / - Yeah.
What? I'm not interested!
That's it.
Step aside!
What is it?
Give me this.
Give it!
What are you doing?
You'll fly away with this, you fairy!
- You cheater! / - Grab him.
- Cheater! / - Grab him.
You're in trouble now!
You're going to get it now.
Give it! Give it!
Put out your dishes after Chinese food!
Don't be ridiculous, you cheater!
Give it! Give it!
My pits smell!
Trying to get a girl with perfume?
With your scent!
- I keep wanting to smell myself. / - Excuse me.
I'm sorry but I have a question.
Hey.
What is it?
The boiler at my house is broken.
My friend fixes boilers!
I have tools. I'll fix it.
- I'll call my friend... / - Guys!
Don't you guys have any pride?
Look here.
Are we your servants?
We can't fix your boiler.
Take this and go.
What's this?
Go take a plane to a warm country.
I'll join you shortly.
That cheater!
We lost!
He wins!
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers!
This is the Say Anything Festival.
Was that Spanish?
I just said anything!
Let's meet the first contestant now.
I started a one-food diet.
Ta-da!
One-food diet with pork hocks!
- Amazing. / - She's like a competitive eater.
But Minkyoung is actually a picky eater.
- Really? / - But she has a long throat.
Let's meet the next contestant.
I just have to step carefully.
Is it the scene of a crime?
It wasn't a crime scene! He's playing DDR!
When I go to the arcade,
I play games and sing.
- So indecisive. / - Yes.
Let's go!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it the movie "Kill Bill?"
Time to cut the cake.
Thank you. We'll live happily together.
It wasn't "Kill Bill!" It was a cake cutting!
- Giyeong. / - Yes?
- I really hope you get married. / - Why?
I can't be the only one to suffer!
I'm not going to fall for it!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Hey. Who's hotter?
Seolhyun or Oh Nami?
Are you kidding me? Of course it's Oh Nami.
- What an absurd statement! / - Right!
- What a ridiculous matchup. / - Right.
But Oh Nami and Seolhyun are the same.
- How so? / - Their gender.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Sora, I'll become a better man for you.
Does that look better?
He put the ring on himself!
- Trying to take care of himself. / - Right.
Yeongjin, what did you think?
We're having chicken for dinner!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Gosh, you brat. Why are you doing this?
Explain yourself!
Did her son mess up?
Ma'am, you're not allowed in the club.
Why not? Explain it.
The mother was trying to go clubbing!
An age-restricted statement!
Everyone, make less noise!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it the cookie stick game?
- Let go. / - I bit first. You let go.
- Let it go. / - Let it go.
- They're both trying to eat it. / - Right.
That fight could get really scrappy.
I've seen them eat scraps too.
That sounds tasty.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is she a spy?
Lady, I said you're not allowed in the club.
Why? Explain! Why not?
She's so persistent!
- Amazing. / - Amazing!
She deserves praise.
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
Let's meet the next contestant.
He should be back by now.
I'm back from prison.
He was in prison and not school.
A released statement!
I'm good with my fists too.
Really?
They're so bitter.
Mine is salty.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it the Michael Jackson dance?
Man, my zipper won't go up.
- His zipper was stuck. / - Right.
A pants fly statement.
- Your fly is unzipped. / - Really?
Made you look.
From the say anything festival,
this has been caster fall gizzard shad...
And commentator daughter-in-law that left home.
Hello.
(Child Romance)
How good at piano are you?
I'm not that good yet.
I'm learning Czerny's 30 Etudes.
Lucky!
They say it's fast for a 1st grader.
- You're amazing. / - Suji!
Suji...
You go to piano academy first.
Alright. Bye.
Suji, we need to talk.
I told you not to come see me.
I have to go to piano academy.
Make it quick.
I have a test on music notes.
Suji.
You've changed since entering elementary school.
Why won't you take my calls?
You're so clingy.
Hey, in elementary school,
the teacher gives back our phones
after 4th period ends.
You need to accept reality.
I'm in grade school now.
What does that mean?
You're too young to...
Hold on.
Did you come right after nap time?
You have dried spit on your mouth.
You're so young.
Suji, I can be better.
Oh, please! I'm already tired of you!
You know...
I'm getting tired of
doing your homework for you.
I'm tired of correcting your spelling tests!
And...
I'm sick of waiting for the kindergarten bus!
Suji, what are you saying?
Please just let me go!
Hey, son. So there you were.
Suji, you're here too.
Hello.
Suji, I heard you helped Mungyu with his homework.
Yes.
I'll buy you some yummy hamburgers later.
Yes, yes! I'd like that!
Suji and Mungyu...
Will you get married when you grow up?
Yes, I like Mungyu this much!
Luck you, son.
I'll go home first.
Suji, come over later.
Good-bye.
You didn't tell him?
See? You still remember.
We agreed to get married.
Married?
So much for that big picture.
Do you know what marriage is?
When you're married,
a boy and a girl are supposed to kiss...
And hug...
And when you sleep,
you have to hold hands.
Stop it! You're embarrassing me!
See? You can't accept it. I'm leaving.
Suji!
You're a bad girl.
Don't talk informally to me!
You're a bad girl.
You think you're so great for being pretty?
Yeah, being pretty makes me great.
Fine.
Give me the shoes and bag that I bought you.
Hey... You're being so cheap.
Fine, take them. I don't want them.
Fine. Take the clothes you bought me.
Here. Take it!
Stop it.
The shoes you bought me...
- Fine, take them. / - Stop it.
Take the shoe back!
Happy! Feel better now?
- Stop it. I said stop it! / - Feel better?
I'm going.
Wait, Suji!
Did you already forget our sweet moments?
♪ The baby shark ♪
♪ Is so cute ♪
♪ In the sea ♪
♪ The baby shark ♪
- ♪ The mommy ♪ Stop it! / - ♪ The mommy ♪
Stop acting so young!
Suji, it's all my fault!
Forget it. I'm going.
- Suji! / - Suji!
Hey.
So there you are, Suji.
Yes.
So who's this little gentleman?
Nobody.
Oh... So you're the bad guy that took Suji.
- Sangeun, actually... / - That's okay.
Let's introduce ourselves.
Nice to meet you.
I'm in second grade class 1 at Sprout Elementary.
I'm Lee Sangeun, the class vice president.
Hello.
I'm Suji's first love.
Sim Mungyu of Gag Kindergarten's giraffe class.
First love...
You know the alphabet, right?
I'll get right to the point.
Take this and leave Suji alone.
That's... The golden dragon!
Isn't that really rare?
Yes, it's a limited edition.
Sangeun, are you nuts?
Get it together!
It's okay. All I need is you.
It's been fun, golden dragon.
Don't treat me like a preschool child.
I don't need this stinking card.
I'm an adult too.
Humph.
An adult?
Mungyu.
For a mature love,
you need to become a mature person.
Let me see just how mature you are.
What is it?
This rice roll.
If you can eat one without picking out the carrots,
you can become Suji's boyfriend.
Aright.
Get it together.
That's raw carrot.
What are you doing?
Sangeun, please don't!
Suji.
This is a fight among men.
It's dangerous so stay back.
Alright.
Ready...
Start.
Please...
You can't even eat carrots
and you talk about love.
I have to be sworn-in by the Boy Scouts now.
See you later.
Mungyu!
Why do this for me?
Why would you eat that for me, you dummy?
Suji...
This...
It's a winter outfit for your doll...
Take care of her...
Throw it up! Throw it up!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Who doesn't have a boyfriend?
The woman in the white blouse.
You're single?
Come on up.
Hi.
My name is Miryo.
My surname is Jo.
I'm Jo Miryo.
My dream is to become a top chef.
Let's get started today.
So you're the new kitchen assistant
that Chef Ryu hired?
I saw your resume. It was a total joke.
Step aside.
You made this crab stew?
This taste!
Is like...
The crab is alive and moving.
Like it's alive and moving before my eyes like this.
Now you should taste what I made.
Here.
I made this crab stew.
Try it.
How is it?
No. It should taste like a living and moving crab.
Like a living and moving...
I used fresh crab.
This crab seems so weak.
A bit more...
Yeah.
So your food...
Your food is better than I thought.
It's not bad.
But...
What's with that outfit?
Don't you know how sensitive
our chefs are about attire?
Hold on. Why is my heart racing?
I'm going to the chest clinic.
Oops. I almost forgot again.
Where did it go?
Hold on...
I left something behind...
Found it.
You took it from me...
My heart.
Your hands.
Spin around.
The crab dance.
What are you doing in this sacred kitchen?
Gosh!
Chef Ryu!
Did you make what I told you to?
Yes. Here's the crab stew.
This taste!
Hey.
You call this food?
When you cook,
you have to put your heart into it.
Like this!
Sorry but...
How long will you keep doing this.
Until people laugh.
Did you see my passion?
Now that you've seen it, get to work.
Alright. I'll teach you. Come here.
When you cook...
- First... / - Hey, Taehun.
I told you not to touch my belongings.
- Oh, your cutting board? / - No.
- This rice paddle? / - No!
What are you talking about then?
This girl.
Just who are you?
Who are you to cut up
and set my heart on fire?
From now on...
I'm no longer a chef.
Now...
I want to be your man.
Miryo.
You're as light as a crab!
What are you doing? Put her down!
What's all this noise in the kitchen?
Hello!
Chef Yu Sangyun!
This is today's first order.
One vongole pasta for table 3.
Why is he doing an impression?
Everyone can do that one.
One vongole pasta.
One vongole pasta.
One vongole pasta.
One vongole pasta.
One vongole pasta.
One vongole pasta.
One vongole pasta...
- Nice. / - Hold on.
I feel like everyone can do this.
Everyone!
One vongole pasta.
They can all do it.
I thought it was just me.
But...
Nobody can imitate my cooking philosophy.
Miryo, can you help me out?
When it comes to cooking
you need to put in effort and love.
Alright, the effort. The frying pan.
An egg.
Now that the effort has been added...
Time for the love.
Miryo.
If I'm with you...
I feel like I can always smile.
Green onions!
You...
Are the only garlic...
That I love ham.
No way!
No, Miryo!
Miryo is my girl!
- She's my girl! / - She's my girl!
- She's my girl! / - Geez!
Come on...
I ordered my food ages ago! What's taking so...
Sir, please stay in your seat and we'll...
Move it.
Sir.
- We'll handle... / - Move it.
I'm sorry, sir.
- I'll... / - Move it.
Move it.
What the...
What was that?
What are you doing?
- That was a twist! / - Seriously...
Come here.
Let's stop bothering Miryo.
You choose.
Who is really your man?
You should come here and kneel too.
This is all I need.
What are you doing?
Leave him be.
Is it time for me to choose now?
First, I'll hit the guy in last place
hard on his head with this.
Here I go. 1, 2, 3!
One vongole pasta.
Next is 2nd.
I'll hit him harder than the last guy.
1, 2, 3!
Miryo!
(YOLO Inn)
This old fart...
He gone to the senior citizen center all day long.
Okbun!
Gosh...
- Dear. / - Okbun.
You said you were at the senior citizen center.
What's with this folding screen?
Some magicians came to the senior citizen center
and I learned some magic.
Really?
Watch. I'll show you some basic magic.
See. Nothing here, right?
What's this?
Wow, that's amazing.
Time for the real magic.
Let's unfold this.
- This folding screen is magic? / - Yes.
I'll totally transform you, Okbun.
Me?
I need a pretty girl.
There is no pretty girl.
There's one right here.
Dear...
Okbun, if you go in here,
you'll come out transformed.
I just go in here?
- Alright. / - Alright, here we go.
Okbun, go inside.
Okbun, come on out!
Who are you?
- Sweetie, it's Okbun. / - Okbun!
My Okbun! It's a new life!
Okbun didn't transform, sweetie.
I'm right here.
Who are you?
It's Okbun, sweetie.
But Okbun is right here. Who are you?
You don't recognize me?
I'll teach you.
Get over here. You can go now.
- See you later, sweetie. / - See you later!
Why would you see her later?
Dear.
Do you want die behind this wall screen?
No, no.
- Get rid of this. / - Alright.
You old fart... Don't get your hopes up.
Grandpa!
This is so fun!
These kids are here again.
Why are you so excited?
A hot new KC opened nearby.
Have you been to the KC?
What's a KC?
A kids' cafe.
- Oh... / - Oh, it's like ST.
- ST? / - A silver town.
I practically run the kids' cafe in our town.
I have the most wrinkles at our silver town.
You have to be at least 130cm
to get into our kids' cafe.
You have to have a blood pressure of at least 130
to get into my silver town.
See? I told you we can't beat him with words!
We can't win.
So what's going on?
Buy a vibrating massager.
A vibrating massager?
It's great.
If you press this, it vibrates.
My joints are all sore. Give me that.
- Pay me first. / - Let me see it first.
What's this? It doesn't work at all.
See? I told you he doesn't have hand tremors!
I thought he would.
Call us when you get hand tremors.
You brat! Don't tease me!
Dear, calm down.
- Are you angry, dear? / - Yes.
- I'll make some tea to calm you down. / - Tea?
This Solomon's seal tea will calm you down.
Solomon's seal tea? Sounds nice.
I picked these myself.
I just have to make a tea bag.
This... I picked this myself.
It should really help you calm down.
Why do I feel like crying?
Gosh...
It's the same color!
It should be delicious now.
- What is that? / - Drink it. Solomon's seal tea.
Won't this kill me?
It won't kill you!
- Drink it. It's Solomon's seal tea. / - Thank you.
Oh, I sneezed!
Anyway, I was at Old Man Kim's 80th birthday
and I thought of you while I was eating
so I brought back some food.
- You brought back food? / - Yes.
Where did you pack it?
I packed some in my pocket.
Oh, in your pocket?
I brought some raw fish.
Why would you put raw fish in your pocket?
It's all cooked from your body heat.
- Do you like chili paste? / - I do...
I brought chili paste.
Wow, you put it in your back pocket?
Chili paste...
I managed to get some in my back pocket.
Here, eat it.
I'm not eating this. What is this?
It was caught in the wild.
It'll probably kill me.
- Eat it. / - I'm fine. I don't want any.
Jimin, they're really trashing you online.
You never eat anything on this skit. Eat this.
I don't read online comments. I'm fine.
You eat it.
- That's too gross. / - Okbun!
Sir!
- Hello. / - Hello.
What's going on?
We're here to spend the night again.
Yeah. Eat up and enjoy yourselves.
Wow! Raw fish!
That looks great!
Where's the sauce?
Oh, here's the sauce!
Here it is...
This looks great!
The fish is so fresh I feel like it's moving!
There's Solomon's seal tea too.
This looks great. I'm drinking this.
This is so spicy.
Fine then. You have it, honey.
You're the best.
- How nice! / - Isn't it?
- Thank you. / - Thank you.
Sure.
I should take the laundry down.
What's this?
Why did an eagle randomly show up?
What's this?
Get away!
This is the laundry... Shoo!
Sir! Sir!
- Big trouble! / - What is it?
My friend was hiking and lost consciousness!
What's wrong with him?
- Honey. / - Yeah?
I've been doing hip exercises. What do you think?
You look great.
Don't you think I'd look pretty in leggings?
Of course you'd look pretty.
Honey, I feel like someone's watching us.
Who's watching?
Gosh!
1, 2, 3, 4!
1, 2, 3, 4!
Snap out of it!
It's the old man being beaten up by an eagle.
Stop joking around.
I wasn't.
Honey, I'll try on my leggings. Take a look.
Oh, come on. This is embarrassing.
No, look.
- Fine, I'll look. / - What are you doing, dear?
What are you doing?
(We Need to Talk 1987)
We're finally at our school trip!
Daehui.
You told your dad you have an interview.
What if your dad finds out you're on this trip?
Don't say things like that!
He won't know.
A group of guys on a school trip?
No, a little later
some girls will come too.
- Girls are coming? / - Yes.
Then I'll boil up some chicken.
- Thank you! / - Thank you!
Guys!
- Hello. / - Hello.
Want raw fish?
- Raw fish? / - All of a sudden?
This is from Old Man Kim's 80th birthday.
It's delicious.
- I love raw fish. / - Good.
- Thank you. / - Thank you!
This looks great.
You said you were hungry earlier, right?
Here. You eat this.
Thank you, Daehui.
That sure looks good.
This raw fish is so fresh it's practically alive.
Really?
So what does the YOLO mean in YOLO Inn?
You're so ignorant. You don't even know that?
It means, "Come stay here."
- Oh. You know everything, Daehui. / - Of course.
We should play a game.
- Yeah! / - The name game.
Yeah, yeah.
Start!
♪ The name game, introduce yourselves! ♪
Yeah, King Kong Shower!
Yeah, Pig's Mom!
Yeah, Captain Q!
Yeah, Hot Dog!
Yeah, Poop Scoop!
The name game, it starts now!
Yeah, Poop Scoop! Yeah, Hot Dog!
Yeah, Hot Dog! Yeah, Captain Q!
Yeah, Captain Q! Yeah, King Kong Shower!
- You're out! / - Hold still.
Punishment hits!
- Ouch! / - Are you okay?
Would you stop it?
I thought you were really hurt.
Bongseon!
It was me.
Daehui...
That's me right now.
Daehui, did you poop your pants?
Nobody pooped their pants!
Why are you so mad?
My stomach isn't feeling good.
- Let's keep playing. / - Yeah.
Why am I so tired?
- All of a sudden? / - I'm going in to rest.
Gosh, why do I feel so tired now?
I should go in for a rest.
I'm so tired...
It is getting late. Let's go inside.
You go ahead. I'm going to check out the stars first.
I'm going to eat more.
Alright then.
Daehui.
Thanks for before.
It was no big deal.
You can fart freely in front of me from now on.
No.
You can fart freely.
I really shouldn't.
Don't say things like that!
From now on, don't talk back to me.
Just say, "Okay."
Why?
Want me to tell the others that you farted?
No... Okay.
And you clean up this mess here.
Okay.
And wash my socks.
Okay.
And from now on, you're my girl.
Okay.
What?
What are you looking at?
Come here.
Okay...
Bongseon.
WBHAK?
What does that mean?
We're bored. How about a kiss?
Okay...
Dang!
Do you have intestinal problems?
You said to fart freely when it's just us.
Alright. Bongseon.
When we go back to Busan,
let's go to a big hospital together.
I think your insides are rotten.
- Such a joker... / - I wasn't joking.
You said you were hungry, right?
I'll make some instant noodles.
Okay.
Daehui kept playing hard to get!
Now he's my man! Mine!
Yeah!
Sejin...
You seem really happy...
When you're with Daehui.
Did you see?
Daehui and I...
You don't have to say a thing.
Bongseon...
As long as you're happy, I'm happy.
Daehui's probably waiting. Go ahead.
Sejin... I'm sorry.
Don't say you're sorry.
We're friends.
- Alright. Later. / - Alright.
Get over here, boy!
Boy, how dare you lie to me?
You, you, you...
You said you had an interview
and you're here partying? An interview?
How dare you lie about an interview?
- How dare you? / - How did you know, dad?
I called the company you said you had an interview at!
You lied to me?
- Get down. / - It wasn't like that, dad!
You brat! Lying to me!
- How dare you? / - Sir! Sir!
Please calm down.
Bongseon... You...
I really liked you.
You're a grown up woman
and you're on an overnight trip with guys?
Guys and girls shouldn't be together like that!
It's not like that, sir.
It's just an overnight school trip.
That's right!
This is the girls' room!
And the guys' room is farther away!
- What's all the ruckus? / - Keep it quiet!
- How dare you lie to me? / - Save me!
You brats!
(Couple's Court)
Hello, viewers.
I am Jo Chunghyeon, the host of this hearing.
At this hearing is a married couple of 25 years
that always fights about the same thing...
Husband, Lee Changho
and wife, Lee Hyeonjeong.
We'll have this hearing to find out the truth behind
who the real problem is.
Husband Changho, please ask the first question.
I'm the husband Lee Changho and I work.
To my wife Lee Hyeon...
Please stop glaring at me.
Stop it.
My wife Lee Hyeonjeong,
you're suspected of kidnapping a woman.
Do you admit this?
- Why would a housewife... / - Alright, alright.
That's why I prepared some evidence.
Hyeonjeong, is this person you
when we were newlyweds?
Yes.
Then! Who is this person?
Put that down.
This woman kidnapped my pretty wife
and she's been acting as my wife for 25 years!
Where is my wife?
Both of those are me!
I don't even see that big of a difference.
No big difference?
My pretty and kind wife disappeared.
Beside me now...
It's like a sea squirt!
What? Sea squirt?
Don't get angry! Sea squirts are hot when they burst.
So my wife sea squirt...
Oops... Hyeonjeong...
Please respond to these suspicions
of kidnapping a woman!
All the husbands out there are watching.
I wasn't able to take care of myself
from taking care of my family.
I'm family too!
Take care of me as well!
When I get home from work,
I feel like I'm entering a haunted house!
Some days her dark circles are this low!
I get home and see...
Toshio from "The Grudge."
One day, she had all this red
on her face from eating something.
I took a look...
She looked like the Joker.
Is it Halloween every day at my house?
What is this?
Hyeonjeong, please respond.
Yes, alright.
I'll wear full makeup and
bring Changho's wife back.
Yes! Yes!
- Give me $500 to buy makeup. / - Look at that!
She's threatening me again.
Both of you, calm down.
I'd like to confess here that I am a kidnapper.
I kidnapped an angel from heaven
and made her into my wife.
God, I'm sorry.
What was that about?
Hyeonjeong, you may question him now.
So Changho, you accused me of...
- Move your stupid face. / - How?
- Move my face? / - Move it over there.
So you accused me of kidnapping.
But do you know that you're charged with
illegal genetic modification?
- I didn't even change my... / - Yes, yes.
I'm sure.
Now listen.
Last Thursday at around 1:15 a.m.,
Changho got a call to his cell phone.
He scurried off to the veranda
and took the call. Who was it?
It was my subordinate Manager Yoo calling.
A man.
- A man? / - Yes.
A man? But the next day,
I saw a text message from Manager Yoo.
This is the message.
"Sweetie! What are you doing?"
What woman did you save as Manager Yoo?
A man in his 30s became a woman!
- That's... / - The XY chromosome...
Became XX, you son of a XX!
- XX? / - Changho...
Please explain these charges
of illegal genetic modification.
All the wives out there are watching.
Changho, please respond.
Yes... Well...
So...
It's because... My company is like a family!
You call your boss sweetie!
That's a strange thing for a man to call another man.
Because it sounds nicer.
- Oh, really? / - Yes.
- Alright then, sweetie. / - You don't call me that.
Anyway, I called Manager Yoo at this number.
I called and...
"Hello? Sweetie, did you call because you miss me?
Hello? Sweetie, sweetie?"
Sweetie? What happened to Manager Yoo's voice?
Well... Manager Yoo hasn't hit puberty yet!
Don't be ridiculous.
Changho, you keep talking your way out of this.
But to find out if this is the truth,
we'll bring in Manager Yoo who has
yet to hit puberty and his growth spurt...
- To talk to him. / - No...
Chief Lee.
Chief Lee, what's going on?
- Manager Yoo, you shouldn't be here. / - Sit down.
- What's going... / - You shouldn't be here...
What's going on?
Gosh...
- Manager Yoo. / - Yes.
Your voice sounds very different
than when we spoke on the phone.
What are you talking about?
This is why I prepared a recording.
Please play it.
Hello?
Sweetie, did you call because you miss me?
Hello? Sweetie, sweetie?
That was Manager Yoo's voice
from when we spoke on the phone.
According to Changho,
you haven't hit puberty yet. Is that true?
I'm 36 years old.
How could I have not hit puberty?
Right? You hit puberty a while ago.
I hit puberty today.
My throat suddenly hurts.
Even yesterday, my voice was like...
Sweetie, I miss you.
It was like that. But I can't talk like that now.
I feel something prickly on my body.
Gosh! I think I'm going to grow arm pit hair!
Oh, no! How embarrassing!
Why did you call me here?
It must be puberty! I'm all angry!
What do I do?
Oh, no! Goodness...
Stop bothering him!
He's still very moody.
Don't be angry. I won't look at your diary.
- I don't care! / - Alright, I get it.
I'll ask my next question.
According to Changho,
your company is like a family
and you call your boss sweetie. Is this true?
There's no company where you call
your boss sweetie!
See that? He denies it!
We call them sugar.
Sweetie is no good.
We call our boss sugar and we get along great.
Sugar, let me get $2 to buy soju.
This makes things lively.
In our company,
the CEO is daddy,
the chief is uncle,
below him is sugar, below me is baby...
Then late child. That's how it is.
- Isn't that right? / - Right... That's how it is.
See that? Our company is like family.
Alright, alright. I didn't know how close you were.
Then to see if this all true,
we'll bring in Manager Yoo's wife and...
I'm sorry. Save me.
My voice has been like this since grade school.
I'm closer to menopause than puberty.
And I saw him buy a bag for a woman recently.
Please kidnap me.
- Get over here. / - Manager Yoo.
- Please kidnap me. / - Get over here.
- So... / - This ends the hearing.
- It wasn't me! / - Thank you.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Who wants to talk first?
Who are you?
Hello.
I became rich by being really frugal.
I'm Jolla Park.
Oh, Jolla Park.
You look quite stylish today.
Those glasses look very expensive.
- Do these glasses look nice? / - Yes!
- Do they look nice? / - Yes!
They're chopsticks.
Gosh...
My ears smell like food.
It smells like pickles.
That necktie looks expensive too.
- My necktie? / - Yes.
- Everyone, does it look nice? / - Yes!
- Does it look nice? / - Yes!
It's a ribbon from a garland.
I got it from my uncle's business opening.
"Fall asleep while counting money."
That's my motto.
Isn't that clutch bag a luxury brand?
This?
- Everyone, does it look nice? / - Yes!
- Does it look nice? / - Yes!
It's a cushion.
You'll look really luxurious sitting on this
in the cold on a park bench while eating a rice ball.
- Do I seem luxurious? / - Yes!
- Do I seem luxurious? / - Yes!
- Go sit down. / - Thank you.
Who wants to talk next?
What the...
Don't clap!
Why do you look so angry already?
Who are you?
I'm Twisty.
I'm Twisty!
What's with him?
Wow... So many people here today.
Wow.
Why are you here?
Why are you here?
I just don't get it.
They play this on TV at home. Why come here?
I just don't get it.
Especially the people in the front.
Why did you show up so early?
Why are you sitting here? I just don't get it!
Why did you come?
Why did...
I'm asking you why you came! Why did you come?
Answer me! Answer!
Forget it! I don't want to hear it!
What's with you?
These people worked hard to get here.
Right.
The people in front came since early in the morning.
The people in the back are lazy bums.
Those lazy bums got here late.
The people in back probably came later
because they were busy.
Oh, I see. You're right.
They'd be early like the people in front
if they had nothing better to do.
You guys came early since you have nothing to do.
Why are you so twisted?
Because I'm Twisty! Twisted, twisted!
Teacher, I saw a marathon on TV yesterday.
So I watched it and
my mom's friend's son won first place.
So I prayed.
Please... Please...
Fall down... Fall down!
I'm sick of hearing your mom brag about you!
How could you do that to a friend?
Right. I shouldn't do that to a friend.
Then... Everyone, fall down.
All the racers, fall down!
I want the entire world in chaos, teacher!
I hope you all are ruined too!
What are you saying?
I hope they are all ruined except me, teacher!
- I hope you fail! / - Don't say that to them.
Yeah, I shouldn't say that to them.
Daehui, I hope you fail!
You said not to say it to them!
Go sit down, fool!
Not if you tell me to.
- Don't sit down! / - Then I'm going to sit.
What the...
Who wants to talk next?
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
What are you always pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your mom fights your dad ♪
♪ And she's in the bathroom crying ♪
♪ That's when ♪
♪ Your dad acts like a man and goes to ♪
♪ The bathroom to make up with your mom ♪
♪ My dad knocked on the bathroom door and said ♪
♪ I'm about to go in my pants, honey ♪
♪ No response so my dad told me ♪
♪ Put out some newspaper in the veranda, son ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of adult diapers ♪
What are you saying?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those time ♪
♪ When you feel down showing your parents ♪
♪ Your military draft papers ♪
♪ But then you see your parents cry ♪
♪ And you feel sad as their son ♪
♪ My dad said while sobbing ♪
♪ I'll have to throw out the food waste now, son ♪
♪ My mom said as she laughed ♪
♪ Leave your cell phone and winter coat, son ♪
♪ Mom, you can cry after hearing this ♪
♪ I'm already selling them on a used goods site ♪
Alright, go sit down.
♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪
This next class is very important.
It's history.
That's so boring!
It is not boring!
Who are you guys?
Hello, teacher. We're the fun-loving brothers.
The Fun Bros! Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
So what brings you here?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
1914, World War I.
Who are you?
Don't move!
Move and I'll shoot.
Password!
- What? Password? / - Password!
Password?
♪ Amor fati ♪
♪ Amor fati ♪
So exciting, so exciting!
What was that all of a sudden?
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
Jang Yeongsil, the inventor of the sundial.
Alright! With this sundial,
I can know the time!
Where is the sundial?
It's right here!
- Where? / - Here!
12 o'clock!
1 o'clock!
2 o'clock!
3 o'clock!
Rewind!
3 o'clock!
Hey.
What's with that sundial?
What?
♪ Amor fati ♪
♪ Amor fati ♪
Teacher! This has been the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
Good work.
So chaotic.
Who wants to talk next?
That's so weak for a man.
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
- Louder! Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
- Kids these days are too weak like them. / - Weak!
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be strong and powerful!
Look at this.
Look at this red traffic light.
- This traffic light is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why people still cross during red lights.
Because it's weak!
Make this plain face powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
- A man that could intimidate with his look! / - Man!
Change this plain style to something powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
A man dressed like the grim reaper!
Man!
Make the background powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
"Do you smell something burning?"
- He's a man that would say that! / - Man!
And that's not all.
Men these days have so many problems.
They want skin like honey
and they use lotion like... Honey skin, honey skin...
- This is too weak! / - Weak!
A man should be powerful and use real honey!
- A man with a face dripping with honey! / - Man!
Now this was a sweet joke!
Alright, alright.
Who wants to talk next?
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Who are you?
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
- I'm Shin Dosi. / - I see.
- Dosi. / - Yes.
What do you think of when you see
city folk on the mountains?
When I see city folk,
I worry since they seem so diffident.
To boost up my confidence,
I go to an isolated hill and
I scream and jump around.
- Then... / - You get a confidence boost?
No, I become possessed.
Is it a baby ghost?
No, I was just acting cute.
Isn't it tough farming on the mountain?
Nonsense.
You can farm all you want on a mountain.
No matter how unfertile the land is
if you spread dried pig and cow manure on it...
The sprouts come up?
My hands get infected.
I just can't get the color out of my finger nails.
It's like my very own nail art.
Go sit down.
Is everyone done talking?
Goodness... Mr. Principal.
Hello. People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
- May I brag about something? / - Yes.
Last weekend, we went to a friend's wedding
and we sang at their wedding.
What did you sing?
- It's a Twice song, would you like to hear it? / - Yes.
♪ Sorry I couldn't pick up earlier ♪
♪ I was meeting up with ♪ people come first.
We got 3 meal vouchers for that.
Nice job!
Let's perform at other people's weddings!
I love you.
It's wedding season.
There are many things needed at a wedding.
- First, an offishiant. / - An officiant.
Declawation of mawwiage.
Declaration of marriage.
The highlight is...
When the bwide and gwoom kiss.
When the bride and groom kiss.
Dear, I just remembered what the officiant said
for our wedding.
What did he say again?
Your wife comes first.
Dear, do you remember our wedding anniversary?
I love you.
- We'll talk later. / - Save me.
Do any of you students have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Our a new character, Jolla Park.
I wanted to take a selfie
and look really nice.
No matter what app I use, I don't look nice.
What should I do?
That's when this comes first.
You'll look nice now.
So...
- Do I look nice? / - Yes!
I hope you all have a week filled with laughs.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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