Rondo alla turca (Turkish March) - Piano Sonata No. 11 by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
[distant explosion]
[Girl That Ate Mozart] Oh my god it's GZeus Kriest! [Midori Gurin] YandereDev! YandereDev! [Girl That Ate Mozart] He's back at school?!
[Midori Gurin] So... like... yeah! I just saw your latest video, and I came up with an idea! And I wanted to suggest it to you!
and... also wanted to ask a few questions about...
[Yandere Dev] SHUT... UP! [sound of knife going into hollow melon] [collapse, sigh, typing]
[GZeus Kriest] He he he he... that's pretty funny!
[comical slide whistle sound]
[Girl That Ate Mozart] Oh my god hi GZeus Kriest! Hi! Hi! [GZeus screams Homer-style]...[plate breaking]
I'm like... I'm... I'm Girl That Ate Mozart, I'm... I'm like your biggest fan!
[silly ascending flute sound] And please can I ask you a few questions!
[GZeus Kriest] Um... I'm kind of busy right now! [descending flute sound]
[Girl That Ate Mozart] When's your next video coming out? [GZeus Kriest] I have no idea!
[Girl That Ate Mozart] What's your favorite kind of food? Please... tell me!
[GZeus Kriest] Oh that's easy! It's definitely pizza. I like it with bacon...
[Girl That Ate Mozart] Do you like my hairstyle? [GZeus Kriest] Uh... sure... I... I guess.
[Girl That Ate Mozart] Do you have any pets? [GZeus Kriest] What? ...Yes?!
[Girl That Ate Mozart] Can I be in one of your videos? [GZeus Kriest] Well actually, we're kinda in the middle of one right now! [wink]
[Girl That Ate Mozart] And have you been working out? Because you look different to me!
[GZeus Kriest] Oh! Thanks! Why yes I have! [power charge up, One Punch breath out]
[Girl That Ate Mozart] Do you listen to Johannes Christopher's Volgin Theophilus Amadeus gottlieb signature Mozart?
Well it's just short for Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
[GZeus Kriest] Umm... yes? I believe I've heard of him.
[Girl That Ate Mozart] Well I need to let you know that by age of three Mozart had learned to play
clarinet which was like an old-fashioned string instrument that had a keyboard
[GZeus Kriest] Ok?
[Girl That Ate Mozart] Mozart was a rare musician genius you know. Mozart also had... weird sense of
humor like you GZeus Kriest! [GZeus Kriest] Uh-huh!
[Girl That Ate Mozart] In one letter he wrote: I now wish you goodnight...
shit in your bed with all your might! [GZeus Kriest] Um...
[Girl That Ate Mozart] Sleep with peace on your mind and...
try to kiss your own behind!
[GZeus Kriest] What?!
[Girl That Ate Mozart] He also had six children... but only two survived!
[GZeus Kriest] Oh Lord! Kill me!
[Girl That Ate Mozart] When Mozart died his wife was so upset that she crawled into bed with her...
dead body, so she could catch his illness and die with him!
[GZeus Kriest] Hmm... [Girl That Ate Mozart] He was also left-handed and...
[TRIGGERED aka painfully loud audio effect] He had several pets including dog...
[TRIGGERED audio effect off] canary and horse. [PC on] By the age of five
he was playing the violin as well as a professional. Mozart was a master of
every type of music he wrote! He was a child star, one of the greatest pianists
of his generation and the most well-known composer in Europe
[audio slowed] by the age of twenty... [descending flute sound, bonk, collapse, gasp]
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AH-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...!!!
[Thanks for watching, I really enjoyed making this!]
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