Waching daily Nov 4 2017

Hello to you guys, and welcome to my new video!

Today I'm not at my hairstyle saloon, but by a man that makes special desserts like ice cream with chocolate.

Maybe you already saw a video where I'm eating it.

We are at COFFEE CONE in Tokyo.

I like it and I recommend you to visit it, if you will travel to Tokyo.

Today I would like to talk about Japanese schools,

since a lot of people asked me that.

So, I decided to list 10 most different – strange things that happen in compare to the Italian school program.

Number one: they have 6 years of elementary school, 3 years of Middle and 3 years of High School

and 4 years of University, and that's already different.

Second is as you maybe had seen in Anime's, that there will be an opening and ending ceremony,

they take usually place in the months of March/April

and there are always drawn the cherry trees that bloom all year.

But after all these years that I live here I never ever saw that, because of the rain.

So, in Japan they start the school in April

they go on until the 20th of June, after they have summer vacation.

Then from 25th of September there begins the 2nd trimester.

And then from January until the end of March there begins the last trimester,

where they have the graduation Ceremony.

The third thing is, I think you already know it,

there is the obligation to wear a uniform (seifuku) in most elementary, middle and in the most high schools.

There are a lot of rules that you need to respect,

but if I'm going to tell you all, I would have the urge to do a separate video.

There are some crazy rules, and sometimes they can't even depilate themselves!

The fourth thing is that Japanese, especially in elementary and middle schools

and sometimes also in private Kindergardens,

they practically eat together with the teacher in the classroom.

There are 2 reasons: 1st one is that the teachers teach them a healthy supply.

I think it would be also very important if they would do that also in Italy

and the 2nd one is that the bond between teacher and student becomes stronger.

The thing that's also nice is that the children serve each other the food.

with cap and cooking uniform. It's like a school canteen inside the classroom.

The fifth thing is, since they do a lot in the classroom...

- I'm so sleepy right now -

they don't have the janitors.

Like, if the children are messing up the classroom, they need to clean it.

so at the begin of the school the children clean their classroom - it's very interesting.

The children in Japan have more responsibility unlike to the italian ones.

Try to ask a italian child to clean the class!

If they said that to me I would never have done it

The sixth thing is that the students are NEVER late,

they never marinate school, because children want to go to school.

Otherwise they wouldn't make it to a prestigious university

and so they wouldn't have a good work career

if you want to follow that path.

The seventh thing is that the children have fun at school.

They do a lot of extracurricular activities, like different clubs,

that take place before or after school.

So, the children after this activities are really tired.

On the other hand, the 8th thing is that the children can sleep during class,

well, if the teacher sees that the students after activities are really tired

- you call that INEMURI -

he let them sleep without problem.

it's funny because sometimes the teacher doesn't wake you up.

Now, let's prepare my coffee...

The 9th thing is that the teacher, when he enters in the classroom,

never has to wait that the students will sit down

basically the students do the bow, say good morning, they sit down in a really quiet way.

I don't know in Anime's you see other things that maybe don't exist

The 10th thing is that the students are mostly never rejected

it can happen in High school, but if you really failed in everything, and if you don't have the attendance at school

If there is school attendance.. not in my case

In Japan it mostly never happen, so you be never rejected.

but, if your results at the end are bad, you can't attend high school or university

but, the target for all children is to enter in the best university in Tokyo, so they give their best.

A friend of mine attended that university and now he earns a lot of money.

If you're Japanese please let your children study.

I hope you enjoyed this video

Tomorrow I will upload another one, always at 2pm (Italian time)

If you liked it press the LIKE button and leave a comment

Please go to COFFEE CONE, so you can taste this amazing coffee, like me

- I'm so tired today, I practically don't have any energies -

This 4 videos will be a little "poor", because I didn't slept.

I need to do this videos, because my editor is going to Lucca Comics

I also want to be invited, but you need to increase

so I'm sure they will invite me

So we can meet there, but I think we will reach that.

Last thing is, leave questions about things that you want to know in the comments

I will use them for the 3.000 subscribers special video.

See you next time at 2pm! CIAO

For more infomation >> 10 THINGS ABOUT THE JAPANESE SCHOOL by Sebastiano Serafini - Duration: 5:59.

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HEALTH IS THE LIMIT, EMMA ROCK. 10TH FOOD AND HEALTH FAIR - Duration: 55:00.

For more infomation >> HEALTH IS THE LIMIT, EMMA ROCK. 10TH FOOD AND HEALTH FAIR - Duration: 55:00.

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Jeffrey Dean Morgan Accidently Revealed Baby's Gender - Duration: 4:30.

For more infomation >> Jeffrey Dean Morgan Accidently Revealed Baby's Gender - Duration: 4:30.

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Guest Host Dave Grohl Interviews Kristen Bell - Duration: 8:57.

WELCOME!

>> THANK YOU.

>> Dave: THOMAS MAGNUM!

MAGNUM P.I.!

>> GOOD TO BE HERE.

>> Dave: WHAT INSPIRED THIS?

>> WELL, ACTUALLY, I REALIZED A

FEW YEARS AGO, I REALLY LIKE

FACIAL HAIR.

BUT NOT ON OTHER PEOPLE.

ON ME.

BECAUSE -- THANK YOU.

I FEEL LIKE I CAN REALLY PULL IT

OFF.

MY FRIEND WAS AT A BOOGIE NIGHTS

PARTY AND I WENT AS BURT

REYNOLDS.

AND I DID SOMETHING SIMILAR TO

THIS.

>> Dave: I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE A

PICTURE.

>> THAT'S IT.

NAILED IT!

[ APPLAUSE ]

THESE ARE ALL PIECES OF MY

WARDROBE THAT I WORE SEPARATELY

BUT TOGETHER CREATED BURT

REYNOLDS.

AND I WAS VERY HAPPY WITH IT.

I STUCK EYELASH GLUE TO MY CHEST

AND PUT SOME WIG HAIR ON THERE.

>> Dave: THE FACIAL HAIR IS

WORKING!

THIS IS -- THIS IS COMMITMENT.

THAT'S DEDICATION.

>> I FEEL -- YEAH.

I FEEL LIKE IT'S GOING TO HURT

COMING OFF.

>> Dave: NEXT YEAR YOU COULD GO

THERE.

>> WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THERE

WHEN YOU SIT DOWN?

IT'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE.

>> Dave: NOT ALL OF US STUFF OUR

PANTS THE WAY YOU HAVE.

>> I BEG TO DIFFER.

OKAY?

>> Dave: ARE YOU TRICK OR

TREATING IN THIS TONIGHT?

>> NO.

I'M NOT.

I'M GOING TO, RIGHT AFTER THIS

IS DONE, I'LL GOING TO SHAVE AND

GET RIGHT OUT OF THIS COSTUME.

LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

LAST TIME I WAS HERE MY

DAUGHTERS DID NOT LIKE FROZEN.

THEY KNEW ABOUT IT BUT THEY WERE

LIKE, WE DON'T CARE.

NOW THEY KNOW ABOUT IT.

THEY'RE SUPER INTO THE OTHER

PRINCESS.

SO MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO BE ELSA

AND SHE LIKES TO MATCH ME.

WE OFTEN HAVE MATCHING OUTFITS.

SHE BEGGED ME TO BE ELSA AND I

CAN'T SAY NO TO HER.

WE'VE BEEN TO ONE HALLOWEEN

PARTY DRESSED AS MATCHING ELSAS.

>> DOES SHE NOT KNOW THAT

ANNA --

>> OF COURSE SHE KNOWS!

I WAS LIKE, HERE'S AN IDEA.

WHAT ABOUT -- SHE WAS LIKE, MOM,

MOM, NO WAY.

I DID IT.

SHE'S LIKE EVERY OTHER KID.

I'M USED TO IT.

YOU CAN CROSS YOUR LEGS WITH

THIS.

>> Dave: THIS IS WHAT WE'VE GOT.

>> THAT WAS ON SATURDAY.

[ APPLAUSE ]

WHICH I DID HAPPEN TO HAVE THIS

COSTUME BECAUSE MY FRIEND RYAN

HANSEN, I JUST GUEST STARTED ON

HIS TELEVISION SHOW.

HE SOLVES CRIMES ON TELEVISION.

IT'S GREAT, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN

IT.

AND THEY MADE ME LIKE AN EPIC

ELSA COSTUME.

I KIND OF HAD IT AND THEN SHE

BEGGED ME AND I COULDN'T SAY NO.

>> Dave: YOU WENT AND KNOCKED ON

SOMEONE'S DOOR FOR LIKE

TOOTHPASTE.

>> I'M DISGRUNTLED.

TO SAY THE LEAST.

>> Dave: WHERE DOES IT HAPPEN

THAT THE PERSON FROM FROZEN GOES

TRICK OR TREATING AS THE PERSON

FROM FROZEN?

>> ANYWHERE SHE WANTS?

>> Dave: OH!

I LIKE THAT.

>> EVERYONE IS IN COSTUME.

NO ONE CARES.

>> Dave: YEAH.

I GO --

>> DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE, THERE IS

TOO MUCH STIMULUS FOR ANYONE TO

RECOGNIZE YOU.

NO ONE GOES, OH!

THAT'S AMAZING.

>> THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN GET AWAY

WITH OTHER HALLOWEEN.

>> Dave: YOU'VE HOSTED THIS

SHOW.

>> YEAH.

I LOVED IT.

>> Dave: DID YOU LIKE IT?

>> I HIGHLY RECOMMEND BEING

BEHIND THE DESK.

TELL ME IF THIS STRESSED YOU

OUT.

SO THE SHOW IS DIVIDED INTO ALL

THESE LITTLE SEGMENTS AND

EVERYBODY HAS A DIFFERENT

SEGMENT AND THEY HAVE TO MEET A

CERTAIN TIME.

IT HAS TO FIT INTO AN HOUR.

AND YOU HAVE THE JOB OF

BASICALLY SHUTTING ME UP.

OR TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO

WRAP IT UP OR DRAW IT OUT.

AND I FEEL LIKE, OH, LET'S DO

THIS.

DRAW IT OUT WOULD BE REALLY

OBVIOUS, RIGHT?

HOW DO YOU SAY IT?

GET COMFORTABLE.

LIKE YOU'RE REALLY INTO

SOMEONE'S STORY.

SO THIS COULD BE DRAWING IT OUT.

RIGHT?

AND I WOULD BE LIKE, I LOVE THIS

HERE.

>> Dave: WE'LL BE BACK WITH

KRISTEN BELL RIGHT AFTER THIS.

>>> TELL ME ABOUT YOUR

RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR DAUGHTER.

>> THAT'S MY FAVORITE TOPIC.

WELL, I HAD KIKI WHEN I WAS 18

YEARS OLD OF WHEN THE NURSE

PLACED HER ON MY BREAST, I

LOOKED DOWN AT HER AND I SAID,

YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY BEST

FRIEND FOREVER!

>> IS THAT NORMAL, THE BEST

FRIEND FOREVER THING?

>> WE DON'T LIKE TO USE THE WORD

NORMAL AROUND HERE.

>> Dave: WELCOME BACK!

WELCOME BACK TO JIMMY KIMMEL

LIVE.

I'M YOUR GUEST HOST DAVE GROHL

HERE WITH KRISTEN BELL.

YOU'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK

TOGETHER, HUH?

>> YEAH.

IT WAS SO FAST.

IT CAME OUT THREE MONTHS AFTER

WE SHOT IT.

WE PROMOTED IT.

AND THEN SHE HAD A BABY AND WE

DID IT ALL AGAIN.

WE ADDED OUR MOMS.

IT IS A REALLY FUN EXPERIENCE.

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

>> Dave: SHOULD MY DAUGHTER SEE

THIS?

>> NO, NO, NO NO.

IT'S A VERY, VERY -- NO.

IT IS AN ADULT FILM.

NOT AN ADULT FILM.

>> Dave: OH!

>> IT'S NOT AN ADULT FILM.

BUT IT IS AS CLOSE AS YOU GO GET

TO AN ADULT FILM WITHOUT BEING

AN ADULT FILM, I GUESS.

>> Dave: SO THEY WON'T SEE THAT.

>> NO NO, NO.

>> Dave: BUT THEY'RE HUGE FANS.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Dave: LIKE ME BEING HERE WITH

YOU -- IT'S LIKE, IT IS THE

BIGGEST DEAL TO MY KIDS.

>> REALLY?

IF I WERE TO JAM A SONG WITH

YOU, I WOULD BECOME THE COOLEST

DAD.

>> I WOULD JAM WITH YOU.

I WOULD!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I WOULD LOVE TO.

>> Dave: WOULD YOU?

>> YES!

>> Dave: LET'S GO!

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?

>> Dave: THAT'S MY HIGHWAY TO

HELL.

>> LET'S DOUGH SNOWMAN.

WHAT ARE YOUR DAUGHTER'S NAMES?

>> Dave: VIOLET, HARPER AND

FIFI.

THIS IS FOR YOU.

♪

♪ DO YOU WANT TO BUILD

A SNOWMAN

COME ON

LETS GO AND PLAY ♪

♪ I NEVER SEE YOU

ANYMORE

COME OUT THE DOOR

IT'S LIKE YOU'VE ♪

♪ GONE AWAY

WE USED TO BE

BEST BUDDIES

AND NOW WE'RE NOT ♪

♪ I WISH YOU WOULD

TELL ME WHY

DO YOU WANT TO

BUILD A SNOWMAN ♪

♪ IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE

A SNOWMAN

OKAY -- BYE

♪

♪ DO YOU WANT TO

BUILD A SNOWMAN

OR RIDE OUR BIKES

AROUND THE HALLS ♪

♪ I THINK SOME COMPANY

IS OVERDUE

I'VE STARTED TALKING TO

THE PICTURES ON THE WALLS ♪

♪ HANG IN THERE JOAN

IT GETS A LITTLE LONELY

ALL BY THESE EMPTY ROOMS

JUST WATCHING THE HOURS ♪

♪ TICK BY

DO YOU WANT TO

BUILD A SNOWMAN

♪

♪ SAY YOUR PRAYERS

LITTLE ONE

DON'T FORGET MY SON

TO INCLUDE EVERYONE ♪

♪ TUCK YOU IN

WARM WITHIN

KEEP YOU FREE FROM SIN

TILL THE SANDMAN HE COMES ♪

♪ SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN

GRIPPING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT

EXIT LIGHT

ENTER NIGHT ♪

♪ TAKE MY HAND

WE'RE OFF TO NEVER

NEVER LAND

♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

For more infomation >> Guest Host Dave Grohl Interviews Kristen Bell - Duration: 8:57.

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2017 World Championship Semifinals Day 2 Tease (WE vs SSG) - Duration: 1:14.

On our home turf,

if neither of the home teams make it to the Finals,

I think it'd be really disappointing to this advantage we have.

We have a responsibility and obligation to make it to the Finals.

With Worlds in China, there are some slight advantages for the Chinese teams.

However, I think that is an excuse.

We will be able to overcome this insignificant difference.

Because Worlds is in China this year, and it's our first Worlds for the five of us

it's really important to us.

Especially since Chinese fans cheer even louder for Chinese teams,

the world can experience the strength of the Chinese fans.

Our final destination isn't Shanghai, it's Beijing.

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OBNOXIOUS YOUTUBER STARTER PACK - Duration: 11:27.

(Subtitle Editor: so there are some errors in the subtitle of this video,so can someone edit some of the errors in here cuz there are many,ok im gonna leave now,enjoy the video!)

Bet you didn't expect me coming from there.

Did ya?

Y'all think you know everything about me, don't you?

*Mating call*

PoodiePie makes another one of these? Oh! He makes another one of theseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeves (then he show his sleeves)

But let's review what you guys did for last week, okay?

Okay, another week of disappointment

PROBABLY

another week of...

"HE DOESNT MAKE ORIGINAL CONTENT"

Last week, I asked you to...

I DON'T REMEMBER

I don't remember what I asked you to do last week( oh i'll tell you)

It's not like you're gonna accept the challenge anyway, but let's watch let's review them for the yugioh fan. (yugioh cards are shit)

The god of wamen look at those nipples man. Oh, yeah, you see those nipples those nipples are perfect nipples. (so majestic :O)

Okay, a lot of guys. They have weird nipples. Let's just get that out of the way here

I think 9 out of 10 guys have weird nipples my nipples are absolute pristine

Top quality nipples, and it's not this is not some sort of m-meme around my nipples

I'm 100% serious if they were to make a sample out of my nipples

It would be the perfect sample because my nipples are 10 out of 10.Okay. Got a little off-topic there

It's a good card in Yu-gi-oh. He's doing it again.

I Can't control what my dog does it's different didn- didn't a youtuber go to jail for like teaching his dog how to do Nazi salutes? ( stop it, get some help)

That's horrible. That's horrific. How did I do?

(laughs)

Fake version of Pewdiepie

I like you have a black cat in there.

Yeah,where's your beard,buddy? Huh? Wheres this?

You can rip on me all you want, but there's no way you can get over this boy!

Uhh! It stings doesn't it?

to be a low level life tier of a wannabe

Where's your whiskey then huh you see the whiskey? What are you drinking? Huh?

I bet you're not even drinking, but you're too young why am I so mean? I'm in the defense mode, okay?

That's why I don't want to I don't want this relationship between us to be toxic.

Zen,Zero,Hen,...

(Pewds is thinking)

Henro?

Hero!

I thought it would be something bad, so it never even crossed my mind that it would be something nice.

(laughs)

(laughs) this is so obvious

We need to talk about,We need to talk,We need to talk (Clickbait),We need to talk important (Clickbait),WE NEED TO TALK!

Listen,you make one video every single day,you're gonna [Insert what he said in here cuz I don't understand]

There is no excuse,i know it,ok.

I MAKE A VIDEO EVERYDAY!!!

That's the excuse!

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Drew this as a birthday gift. Hope you like it sister fister. That's awesome

Thank you very much for making me look very manly and very sexy

roast me crit hashtag Christian Channel oh

oh my GAH(its jesus christ)

That's awesome

Jesus himself came to my Christian Channel finally we're getting

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It's my job to respect my son's opinion dad

Yes, my dear son pewdiepie makes original. I mean I don't

Hey I

Clearly don't make any original content you laugh you lose

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Felix

iceberg

Felix

Carlsberg

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pusseh (pewds don't)

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That was a weird experience. I'm not gonna lie. I want to do more viewer chat though. That was fun

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sneeze

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because I'm wearing the catnip ears of course you're gonna take anything personal that I

Shared about my past which is sensitive topic and use it against me. Thank you. I always appreciate sharing stuff about myself

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youtubers starter Peck

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I don't have those any

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And it's literally impossible to take them off. It's not worth it the acoustics are fine alright

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Episode 1. Okay, sorry I made one episode and then

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speaks

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Very nice since you guys make fun of me for not coming up with my own original ideas this week

I'm not even gonna bother doing that I'm not even gonna bother

Challenging guys. You can just post whatever you want because that's what you're doing

Anyway on the real on the flip side

Can we horizontal flip this video one second so I can be real I appreciate you guys these are funny memes

And I'm glad I can just laugh at them and make content at the same time

And I hope that you guys as a community enjoy the same type of weird humor as well

Okay, flip me back you guys fucking suck

Thank you for leaving it like and remember to squad fam Jiu Jitsu as always

Very nice

For more infomation >> OBNOXIOUS YOUTUBER STARTER PACK - Duration: 11:27.

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Guest Host Dave Grohl Interviews Alice Cooper - Duration: 5:48.

For more infomation >> Guest Host Dave Grohl Interviews Alice Cooper - Duration: 5:48.

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Are We Gonna Survive Drinking This? (100 Year Old Whiskey) - Duration: 11:09.

Hello and welcome back to whiskey... Me drinking whiskey

I am joined here today with famous Irishman...

Mr. Penizfaes

It's me

*laughs*

Felix: Your real name this time.

Jack: I know

Felix: Out of character

Felix: Today we're gonna drink some whiskey and we're also shooting in front of a live audience

*people cheering and clapping*

Felix: Wow, first time ever

Felix: So, since you're Irish

Jack: Yeah...

Felix: Obviously...

Mr. Penizfaes: We're alcoholics...

Felix: Well, and also, we're gonna drink some Irish whiskey

Jack: Oh, that's where you're going with it, okay..

Felix: Yeah *laughs*

Felix: Uh... One thing that kinda unifies Irish whiskey is

Uhm...

It's not very peaty

Jack: It's not?

Felix: It's not it's not very peaty

Which is contrary to the whiskey you gave, which is very peaty

Jack: I thought it was, like, the only thing it had.

Felix: No, it's actually the opposite.

So, Irish whiskey, typically, you don't want to drink with, like... ice or anything like that.

Jack: Oh.

Felix: You want to drink it straight up because it's already very light and very nice.

Jack: Well, we'll see about that.

Felix: Okay, we'll see. Well, why don't we start with the Jameson?

Jack: Oh... the classic.

Felix: This is one of the most famous whiskey brands

of all time. You guys recognize the Jameson?

*awkward silence*

Jack: This is like the cheap one that you mix with a lot of things.

Felix: It's the one will you mix it with ginger ale typically

Jack: Yea..

Felix: I'm just gonna for a little bit cuz we have a lot of whiskey to go through

Apparently Jameson... Jamison?

Jack: Jamison, yeah?

Felix: Jamison. People are calling the Chuck Norris of whiskey? I don't know why, they just think he's a badass

He, apparently he's a Scotsman...

Jack: Oh

fraud..

Felix: yeah?

Jack: Fake

Felix: He moved into Ireland to do this distillery

Jack: Get to learn how to spell it a different way then

Felix: I don't know

Wheh.. its Jameson...

Felix: cheers

What do you say in Ireland?

Jack: Sláinte

Felix: Sláinte *swedish babble*

*Jack speaking swedish*

*Audience giggles*

*Jack laughs*

Felix: It's not good that of a joke.

I like it..

Jack: It just tastes like whiskey

Felix: Why don't we step it up a notch

I.. This i know nothing about :l

Jack: Well as an Irishman I can tell you it's-

Both: The Irishman

*Both laughing*

Felix: It's not very expensive.

Jack: I made this one.

I'm the irish- Oh no,

Felix: Why- why did they do- aw Edgar's gonna eat these

Jack: Why does anybody pack anything with these??

Felix: It's so annoying right?

*CRONCH*

Jack: Tel- Uh tell us what you smell.

Uhhh vanilla top note

*smacking lips*

That's a very easy-to-drink whiskey,

So kids out there,

If you wanna get into whiskey (felix interrupts)

Felix: -Yeah you're right Jack: Start with "the irishman"

Felix:That was- Jack: That was like a kids whiskey

Felix: Yeah well, yeah that was nice.

(BAM) Felix: Next up we have the whiskey that-

Jack: DE OLD CONNEMARA!

Felix: The old Connemara,

You gift to me this whiskey (aw how nice)

Jack: I did.

Felix: Oh, this is the cheaper version, it's still nice though. Jack: Yeah

Jack: Connemara fun fact: Connemara's one of the places in Ireland that still speaks very heavy Gaelic

Felix: This is the last thing I drank before I got stomach flu.

Stomach sickness?

Jack: Ohh. Felix: And after it i was just like:

"I couldn't drink whiskey for so long."

Jack: Mmkay Felix: You- you ruined it for me.

Jack: This one might mess you up, Felix: And this one also comes packed with the...

(Jack: What's wrong with Irish people?)

Felix: So this one is peated.

Jack: Yeah

Felix: So why don't you tell everyone about peated Whiskey?

Jack: Peat

Well peat

Or turf?

Felix: Do you know what peat is?

Jack: Yeah, I used to live next to it

Felix: Oh- *Wheezes*

Mr. Penizfaes: I used to live next to a bog in log cabins.

So right next to my house was a peat bog.

Felix: So it`s basically like d-

Mr. Penizfaes: Dirt

Felix: Decayed Dirt. Yes yeah, Mr. Penizfaes: It's like what you dig up to burn in your fire

Felix: Well let's have a look- Let's go with the Glennlivet..

Mr. Penizfaes: The fancy one.

Felix: Yeah, so these are made,

So that you can smell it better. Oh sorry

Mr. Penizfaes: We're doing this apparently.

Felix: Yeah let's do it

Felix: Invoke the flavours. Mr. Penizfaes: Mr-

Jack: Mr Science over here

Felix: Okay, you have.. Ok, you know what-

Jack: Mr. Fancy Felix: All right, you know what.

Felix: Okay we wanna sho-

Mr. Penizfaes: See, Irish people just drink it

Mr. Penizfaes: That's good,

I like that one.

Felix: yep

Sean: YOUP- (With a fkin weird voice)

I LIKE THAT ONE.

Felix: It's a lot more flavor,

Mr. Penizfaes: Yeah

Felix: -Than the other ones.

Mr. Penizfaes: I don't know if you drink too much of a dawn.

Felix: It's nice, I do like it

If you prefer like Smokie type

It's good

Mr. Penizfaes: It's Bolder

Has a bit of body to it.

WOTS NEXT FELIX?¿?¿ (Oh my god you're drunk)

Felix: I DUNNO

YOU GOT ANY WHISKEY?¿?

Felix: Uuugh

Sean: Edgar! I didn't know how you smelled this nice

Felix: Look at this fancy box by the way

Teeling,

So.. Irish could did really badly for a long time

Felix: It used to be super popular and then it did really badly, and this is the first Sean: Of course

Distillery in Dublin that opened in 125 years.

uhh- oh wow

Sean: Oh wow you get a certificate as well?

Felix: I guess-

Sean: Jack Teeling

Felix: Jack Teeling has signed the whiskey,

Thank you Jack :)

Felix: This is a crazy bottle by the way,

Look at it-

Sean: It's very..

Clear(?)

Felix: 1999

Sean: It's 14 years old.

I'm gonna- im gonna swirl the glass

I don't know if you know this. You swirl the glass cuz it invokes the smell

Felix: Well yeah, well- The thing is cuz-

Y-ye-

It's been there for a long time.

*Sean chuckles*

Felix: And You wanna- You know, thing goes on top if you wanna mix it

So you- doesn't all..

I felt that way

I dunno.. (I dunno..)

Sean: It smells like something that I don't what it is..

Felix: Eh, it's kinda hard to describe..

I will say like a manly perfume.

:l

Felix: I don't know let's just drink it. Sean: Okay

(Who was that?)

Sean: Bottoms up,

Yeah, kind of balances on your mouth it balances all around in my mouth right now

In ma morf. ma morf [everyone laughs]

It's very different very nice

Is that it no way okay

Sorry, you just looked at me like okay. What next. Redbreast? Oh, I which is a bird. You heard of this one? yeah

This is what you wanna do this

It's weird with water

Doesn't taste that strong maybe we put too much water

I think you put too much water yeah

I like how I said we but he said you

because you did [laughs]

Yeah you put too much water

You kind of ruined it, then I think everyone's gonna get pissed at us now, okay?

Thanks. I have been jacksepticeye. Uh... See you later

There is more whiskey Jack come back

Ooh, you didn't say that!

This one was their most expensive one. Well, I don't really know what it is

So it's made by the whiskey agency

Which I imagine?

It's just like a group of people whose their bottling what they like to drink. (reading) Distilled in our own age

27 years distilled

That's as old as I am. Yeah. That's pretty cool

You know what they say you know you're it's a privilege to drinking whiskey as old as you are okay. This is

That's just like all of a sudden like like pierced my nose. I don't

Blocking it

No, it's very nice. So what i'm told

You can do is you get a like a couple drops of water and that will make the?

chemical reaction of the whiskey go... then it will hit your tongue... More... the flavor

I Think I've formulated that sentence quite eloquently, thank you very much

Wow

my god

That's like the Teeling one but like oh, I like that one way stronger damn

If it's only so damn it bites you man. It's almost like a hit your tongue, and then just like spreads out

Damn, I like that one a lot. Jack: It's like being stung by a bee. Felix: I would say that was definitely the best one

That's a strong whiskey

Jack: Yeah, I'm not drinking the rest of that. Felix: but I just did. so fruity, but it's even though it's so strong and still has

So it's sort of contrast that it has so much alcohol in it that was it. What's it? That was a?

Just kidding we have one more

I was just about to say - that was a good one to leave off on. we have oh my god. This looks like moonshine

this whiskey is

Vintage covered in dust, it's covered in dust, guess how old this is?

I don't know

Well the other one was 27 years, so I'm assuming it's more than that okay. Give me and give me a number come on

35 okay wait anyone in the audience wanna guess

Marzia: Well I Know

Okay well then you don't guess

48

30 something hey, I was gonna say 50 originally, but I thought that was too high any other guesses

75. It's a hundred years old. What?

It's from 1920 so it's almost a hundred

Jesus, I don't know if I'm supposed to open it

Because it's kind of like it's that what you do, or do you just keep it or like uh?

Whiskey channels, you're the one who watches them. That's well...

That's the thing I don't know I never seen anyone have like a really really really old whiskey

70 proof as well. Are we gonna die drink that is basically absinthe?

PJ: do it

What's that PJ

PJ: I said do it

It's your birthday. Whiskey is. might as well be your death day as well. Whiskey is for drinking right yeah

Oh... Oh no

F***

Audience: Did the cork rot away?

Yeah, it just

Oh my god. I barely put any pressure on that and I should have thought about it before I did it

What's the point of having that old whiskey? If you can't even open it. It says 70 proof on it

This is way older than some of us combined in the room. This smells like someone's burnt down house doesn't it?

Yeah, it smells like a burnt down house. Skål. Skål. What do you say? slàinte?

That's very strong. It's good though. It tastes like my granny's house

I was surprised how well it tastes it's actually really good. That's probably the best one out of all of them so far. I don't

It's actually very nice. Yeah. Yeah, what that how is that possible? I'm buying I think I expected points emitted

It was actually really good. It turns out that they knew what they were doing 100 years ago. It turns out

They knew what they were doing. Er, Irish whisky is on the rise, man

Do you do you like it more than Japanese whiskey no. No Japanese whiskey is the best. Really?

There's a pub in Ireland. That's like from 900 AD that's ridiculous, and it's called Shaun's bar. Ayeeeee

And we used to live very close to it, and it's right next to a castle. well

thank you for joining me on this Irish special episode and

uh

I don't really have an outro... do drugs kids. Don't do drugs

Drink whiskey kids, only if it's 100 years old

Goodbye

Bye

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IS THIS TOO FAR? South Park The Fractured But Whole - Part 10 - Duration: 43:20.

I am back. Oh, did you miss me? Did you I'm sure you did. Thank you for joining me on this journey

being part of the daily routine

Playing some South Park. Why can I not spend like a normal person?

This should not be this hard. Oh my god

Just how much do I got a spin, are you kidding me? Are you serious you can't look at this spinning perfect action

Alright I had to actually spin

You best be quiet boy

Okay, you best be quiet

Hello

Hello, everybody mina-san

Have you have it's my birthday today when I'm recording this at least

Spoilers. I'm a day ahead of you guys

Happy birthday to me everyone. Thank you

What better day way to spend your day than to play?

Some self pake okay our goal is to go back to our house. I'd forgotten okay there we go

We are at 100% underleveled

But I'm not playing a hardest difficulty anymore, so I think we'll be fine

It's just I was spending so much time and ease each fight like I think I spent 40 minutes on Sam

I

Don't really have that kind of time

As much as I enjoyed like they're really difficult comment. This is my house shut up

Oh, yeah

To deal with you that marijuana is changing you somehow

I'm not telling everyone our child secret. Oh he paranoid some more in your room. What is the secret?

Another drink oh hey there pumpkin pie Oh

Daddy's gonna go upstairs to his room mommy's gonna go get a drink

What is wrong with my parents, there's a secret whaling to be revealed

Go to my room and sleep not even supper. What is this?

terrible family

Did not make they took my jerk

They took my really my parents gave me the Swedish candy, and I've already finished all of it. I'm so sad

My birthday is ruined God be a

Bat up when we get a lot of stuffing knees I

should actually

Swap out some

We're supposed. Are we unlocked another slide, okay? Well then I think we're not underleveled anymore look. Yeah, we're almost 500

Bars Inga, okay come on if we can get to 500 that would be awesome I

Think we can't okay well close enough go to bed. Let's go

Forget about the light I who cares

No you didn't you clearly didn't

Fording so much

Go on down and eat your supper champ, hahaha

Okay, so probably they are the ones making as far to our parents are

Putting some medicine in our food with side effects that gives us real superpowers if only life

Would be real. Oh never go see. I can't help myself

Oh

Poor young man and boy is something in between

Scandinavian

Does it be sad what is that food? Anyway? What does that food supposed to be?

Why did we go to bed without eating food as well

See I called it

That's right. I'm two steps ahead

Two steps ahead left and right up and down

bottoms up

I'm again. It's another name in staff peak

This time it's real okay get dressed and meet me out front hurry the night awaits

For that cool alright, what apparently you got to spin it like crazy oh

I don't understand like I'm spinning so fast. I'm spinning faster

I know well like what I'm spinning like crazy. Ah

We have transformed, I don't like this outfit anymore, let's craft a new one what do you say a berserker?

Let it out those aren't costumes

We could get the Norse helmet. That would be dope

Starchild yeah, there's a pretty game

It's not that there's anything wrong with that of course

Okay

What did we get?

These are terrible

You know what let's go back to the old classic

Fuck you Ubisoft with you

seriously

All you have to join our club to get this outfit. Oh

You want to join our club will Ubisoft join our club?

Please join our clubs

You'll get an outfit

No, thank you who bisa

It's at that time you know how hard it is to look mysterious when you're just standing around in some kids front yard

It's pretty fucking hard

I'm glad you're with us new kid

It's been tough being the only one on the team with real superpowers

While all the other kids are playing and working on their franchise plans

I'm stuck defending the city against evil with barely any time to work on my pitch for a mysterion spin-off movie

Sometimes it feels like a curse 70-pound wait. What is his powers because you're like me

I'm sure the power of your ass weighs heavy on you. Not really and it gets released

you know

What happened that night?

Gina oh

Yeah something happens at night

No, that's that's definitely normal

Hey guys, what is up?

Once we get inside the police station toolshed at the new kid will set up a diversion in done wait

What the fuck yeah, come on guys hey?

We've got to get inside to put these days

So do you assholes do mine we're here to investigate a hot lead regarding these South Park Police

Doing oh no no

No, this is our superhero mission freedom pass fuck you guys to us before there's a fight fellas fellas have we all forgotten

There's a little girl in trouble in there fastpasses rat

I suppose that just this once we should put our petty differences aside and work together

This all right mysterion. What did the plan I?

Think some of us should cause a diversion

Make the cops head towards it so the rest of us can sneak in without the cops noticing good idea

Current friends will go up the fire escape and cause a diversion so freedom pals can sneak in the front

This is all pretty coincidental

Did you guys just steal our lead again innocent people are being arrested Jewish ed yeah?

That's all that matters to us should be all that matters to you. Okay one safe

Sleep on me stand by we gotta wait for the diversion come take a look at this

Okay

Man that's strong shit

You know just coke seem a little off to you. No. No, this is sweet. You guys want to call some hookers

What the fuck is that come on let's check it out bring the coke?

Tax money well spend every one right come on the coast is clear

He's gonna let us

Oh wow I didn't see that coming me neither wait. What is this photograph? Ah?

Shit ourselves, oh wow they're really strung

There it is

There we go that should make it a little easier let's kill him

No cell phone cameras gonna save you this time I

Like the seventies me 80s music very nice

No not more

What does that mean what does that mean?

Oh my god

They get stronger because of token

Okay, we haven't used mysterious old, so let's try it out

Yeah, Oh, what the heck sorry what just happened

It's mysterion Kenny's became a ghost why is he a ghost I'm so confused

What the heck was up with mr.. What have I missed there find classy that poor innocent girl shouldn't do anything

except

Doing drugs and prostitution

Look I know why you're here you fed up because you think all cops do is harass black people

That's what you send us out to do

I know that to a young kid it can seem like cops are racist and bigoted, but you can't believe what the media tells you

Cops are just people like you your friends your family people who work hard

Get over yourself token he shot at tweek come on, but those cops need a main

Observation room maybe we can find some guns

Soft room oh wow this place makes me feel very uncomfortable

Tokens in here let's go. Oh my bad. What in the world is happening there? We go that looks like an override switch

Well it must be impossible even my temperatures can't take on something like that oh

It's a pause spell they left these

Here we go everybody we got four seconds three seconds to say oh my god there we go I did it

Must be some kind of genius

We can just go here

Hey look at that everybody we did it

Hey this time we need hamster

He's so cute stop

Forgot that that was what happens

Works every time do we have to go down all the way, okay?

Yeah, I'm coming

Just give me one moment. Please think oh I missed a boxer who cares

When you bothered by this does this bother you well, that's too bad, okay, I can't do anything everything what should I?

Get zero tolerance just like I got zero definite plate

Oh

Hey, you're the one who got me put in here what yes, you're on the wrong side of history young whatever you are

It wasn't me I swear

Oh my god, Oh, No well it looks like we got it beat up some racist caps

Are they all targeting token that would be hilarious

Poor token

They don't know always attack your token whatever listen. I thought it would be a good meme, but clearly it wasn't about game

Hey got them all

When we shot scare PewDiePie season 2

one of the

one of the scenes was in a prison like this and

I

Almost liked those gates things they open all together

And I had my hand in the cell like as a meme

While they open it and my hand got stuck

And it was just about to like squeeze it to the point where I would at legit just break my hand

Luckily, they stopped it like right in time, but it was pretty fucking close man

Kind of thing you will never see, but what can you do alright? We're done here clean up boys I

Haven't seen what mysterion does when he's a ghost, but we'll save it for another time. I suppose a

Rat a rat Iraq another battle defeated

Ok ok I know this looks bad. You really think cops just go around arresting black people for no reason

Purpose could that possibly serve it's reverse discrimination

That's what it is if we were all black cops and our jails were filled with white people nobody would say a word

So I guess you've learned that the real bigots. Here. Are you?

Kids guess you can all go home no fuck

Well I guess we loot this guy

Sorry for being bigoted that's open

We're innocent so breaking out of jail isn't a crime right? I'm not sticking around to find out

I smelled a class-action lawsuit supreme court here. We come token. What did I tell you about playing too rough mom?

I was defending justice I don't care what you were defending. You could have gotten hurt. I could wear khaki

He's impervious to pain is he impervious to getting his butt spanked

No, that's right

Depends still spank their kids, but what the heck?

That's not very Christian. No like that all right. Let's get that cop Overlord guy thingy

Are they just like tokens anyway? They just let token continued nay. We can blow this up

I don't know why I did that

Maybe I can move the propane tank

Well well well I could move the propane tank I

Must be some sort of genius

I know that's what you're thinking right? How does it solve the puzzle with such elegance and eloquence and other words I?

know

It's my Swiss chin. I can't happen. It's comes naturally

like the parts of but Lord

We got a pristine costume how about that?

Okay, so it's stuck

Man I am really dumb

Anyway yeah me neither oh

My god. It's one of those spam things of course. I can use fucking oh

I can use Kyle here come on

Wait

Oops, sorry about that wasn't focused

Cash man's bitch is a big fat, bitch

Nothing like some good parkour, okay?

Now we can do the power switch got it

hamster go I

Don't know what I think about this whole buddy thing

Usually usually they they put them in games as a way to like

Go through areas that you couldn't go through before but it just seems like a way to prolong the gameplay

I'm sure there's some stuff back. Yeah, anyway, we did it

Now how do we get down there?

okay, I

Guess we got a jump hardcore down again

Okay

Okay well glad we did that tokens already left excellent, maybe the cop got him

Edgar's glue what the heck is?

What is he doing ill yeah, he'll

Stop

All right can't stand here no

Really it is charged, okay

Okay

Disgusting this game is disgusting despicable, but I love it

Wow Wow

That's what we did. We move the monitor everyone with a fart. I suppose we have to do the same over here. No oh

my god

Bye

Master puzzle solver everyone

That's me know what a cop is new kid huh a cop is a slave a robot was told not to think for himself

It's the politicians who are the real bigots that mayor has been sitting in her office telling us we have to change our ways

The only way to have her removed was to raise crime in the streets and now cops are finally able to do things the old

Way again, don't you see this is better for everyone?

We found him

Freedom fells, we've got the police sheet top floor

What can I say you kids have me by the balls

Almost by the balls all the most you know not every prisoner. We have here is black

We actually do have one white guy. Oh my god. Who is it?

Oh my god. This is a trap. I'm sorry kids, but you left me no choice and Terry

Oh, it's a sandwich subway

Hey kids you want some candy oh fuck it's Jared

You'll excuse me if I don't want to watch this so Jared was like for those who don't know you probably know

He was his face for Subway

Because he lost a lot of weight

supposedly eating Subway's

yourself and then he turned out to be a pedophile I

Can't attack anything, but him here this sucks. He'll oh

Oh my god

Make way for mysterion, can you see really no one can attack because he has that thing they?

What is he gonna do i'm reaiiy legit scared

That's a microaggression, what do you mean?

What do you mean I need to eat

Oh my god here, there's a lot of that. Oh, that's disgusting. I'm gonna rewind

All right, what do we got no?

No don't hey Lynn

We'll handle these kids for you. He's giving us candy

What a waste have something sweet, what in the world

Wow he does a lot of damage stop oh my god

Just don't heal him just oh wait he comes back just

Don't here

Yeah, all right nice, ooh

Almost in your level what close main, we're close

New kid partners face

That's there's more cells down below cops take that elevator prisoners go down there, but they don't come back. What's the code?

Come on. How should I know huh?

Yeah, I see them type it in 1 4 7 7 please. I'm sorry

It's just that I like being with children. You know because because I never had a childhood of my own

Yeah, that's it. I like kids cuz I never had a childhood. It's your decision

New kid being a superhero is deciding what to do it moments like these. Oh, we're definitely gonna fart in his face

As easy check

Wasn't that hard car I expected more of a buildup alright? Well that was pretty uncomfortable, I know being a vector for disease

It's kind of my thing, but I I feel kind of dirty should we do anything? What is he dead?

Yeah

Okay, let's find cheap Casey. Oh wait

What's over here

That's something you don't see every day a Ford execution well, okay, if you're pointing to kill Murphy cami this must be him

No, oh yeah, there was the pass code one four seven seven what did she say one four seven seven

four takes serve bang bang

This is a one-time shot Coon after tonight

We are enemies again our petty little differences aren't what matter right now mysterion black lives matter. Yeah, dick. You're a fucking dick mosquito

Let's go open the gate, what in the world is happening here?

It's a code well things got real spooky caring for your elder God here

Hey look at my new outfit pretty, dope huh, okay? Let's go to anymore oh?

No oh

No, this is not good

PewDiePie is gonna. Come out as the villain of it all oh

We can drag this one

Don't know what I just grabbed, but you know come on there must be something else here

Are you serious

Why not we go forensic first?

What was that what is this hello

Hello, someone there. No. I guess no one's there, or else. They would have said something

Yes, just me and you kitty oh, no no one's gonna find us in here come on. Give me that good stuff

Nanus the cat got away, no we needed stupid cat hang in here

It sounds like the cat's getting into the toxic chemicals darn it. That's not good I

Hope those weren't the toxic chemicals I was just talking about that broke on the flow just now oh

No, I think they were drat those chemicals mixed together on the floor it'll turn into a gas that will kill me in seconds

Blast it. There's the gas yes

It's definitely killing me now

Well, thank God

Now where's that?

I think the into the killing me again

Yeah

I'm we can't do anything by the way

Yeah

Thank you for turning on the light appreciate it can we save his lap yes perhaps, there's still chance I

Wasn't me I swear now shove the thing up my butt. Thank you. Thank you very much and here we go

What is that a chicken in the fan, oh it's oh no, he's stuck we got to save him

What is that random hand uh

We need something la chemise Long's

Time farts, thank God we had time farts. What would I possibly do without it?

There it is okay now we get there half the gas actually we might need to

Fight fire with fire or fourths with parts as one would say

Oh is that don't tell me the cat is dead not after all of this

Please sparkles no I can't touch him anyway

Or is that something else?

Wait what

No, there's no. That's another cat is there something here. Oh, yeah, we never see these

But it's for Captain diabetes I

Forgot, I forgot about his power

This is the weird one man, I mean they're all weak

Thank you we got the skeleton key everyone. Oh, okay that means we can keep going

And then we've been in the morgue yeah, okay skeleton Tequila there's all police officers have one of these

It must be a standard building isn't it?

Oh these awkward moments in the loading screen haven't you missed them, it's just great

Wait what do they say that it's not questions your faithful servants the Destroyers of light

Yeah, yeah shut african american slang word. Rev Black Goat of 1000 morbid young draw down the moon and distinguish the Sun

All right now. I rap put him in the ho about oh, it is an action

oh

I see I guess because cops feed

African-americans to an elder god. They're

Racist some african american slage word off is an outer God kids who must be a piece and whose coming was foretold by the great HP

Lovecraft, but I suppose HP Lovecraft was a race as you oh

Fuck was he really like

Like I didn't know that

Let's end it all right, you kids want a battle. Let's do this here it comes

Defeat chub neighborette

Okay Chuck another one in no not kz o

Shove neighbor and oh wow that is that is quite something

Yes star token

You will be we need to push them into their into the neighbor ranch I

Don't know which one of us have knocked back spells or did we just kill them

The Heretic has cursed me

Let's end our round here. I'm not your worst nightmare. I aspire to be and there hopefully this is not crack

It doesn't

No point as if your life wasn't already spinning out of control

No well you bring harm to the goat with a thousand young I'm here to protect the night queen

Why does he keep sniffing the cat did I?

Hey Johnson

There's a tricky one in it

Okay, I get it I get I just got to keep feeding it to him doesn't matter if I kill longer

So we just got to do one more, and we should be all clear

Here we are finally that was I don't have any knock back spells. I only have one with my character

So that was a lot harder than it needs to be

But hey we did it everyone and the spirit of Christmas mostly. Hey, we unlocked another spot. It's about a heck yeah, man

That's what I'm talking about damn leveling up Dan Master

Look at that

Finally

She said neighbor

Wait what's going on? Where are you taking that cat?

Trophy earned an end to racism certain Intel we have that we can't share with you. You know it's that's bad

that's because we've been tricked ah

The new kid played us Freedom House wanting to join our side was a real. Oh my god

What yeah the new kid kind of totally fucked you guys over sorry

To the police station and now intend to get a hundred dollar reward for that missing cat well. All's fair in love and war freedom

You assholes we're the ones that stopped the police chief's evil plan we deserve that hundred dollar reward

Oh, yeah, just try to take it from us. We will

Civil War three it's going down. That's it. You'll kiss. We're gonna rip you apart no mysterion

We won't fight the new kid they will oh?

my

He's using mind-bending attacks

What is happening here

Sorry chaos unfortunately dr. Timothy can only dominate so many mites at once oh that makes sense

So I guess this is another one we have to get Timmy

Wow here's a ship by God, what do I?

Well these go down pretty quick did I just say quiet instead of wait well done me. Thank you very much

Oh, okay, let's drink one of these then

Okay, we only have Kyle left

Okay, everyone is everyone is out. Everyone's on us

Thank you, thank you very much, it's gonna be more

Now captain diabetes make up

The old-fashioned way what is that?

Special the objective defeat dr. Timothy we're gonna. Do it easy. Oh my god. He's gonna do a lot of damage in you

Know be mind controls. I hate it so annoying you know I'm gonna block that one

Just cuz I need I need everyone on my side yeah, turn denied

You're gonna heal

Oh, no what happened

I think the game froze, and I literally was just about to beat

No, come on. Dude. Are you kidding me this took so long? Oh?

No oh

My god finally

Just kind of annoying Howard fleshed out, but okay, we did it

What

Well what what happened how'd my lip get busted where the fuck did classy go dr. Timothy. Yeah, where's classy to be honest

He was trying to help us

Understand dr. Timothy was working on a way to save all of us freedom pals and Coon friends

What oh my god? Oh?

Easy doc you've taken a lot of hits

Wow this is your guy face, this is dick this looks like so much fun

Yeah, he's cool air has not closed that soon, but that is care dr. Timothy was never your enemy

He was trying to help us all but how with this

Oh my god, he had a plan for the franchise

It was doctor Timothy's passion

he worked tirelessly on it a

Franchise plan to involve everyone each hero got their own movie and TV series every hero mathematically equal to the other

So while we were out trying to stick it to you guys timmy was actually trying to include us yeah

And then this kid nearly killed him. We're sorry the new kid is an asshole that isn't our fault

Yeah, we were just using you guys

Who's paying hundred bucks for that cat

We are the best when we're all together

it's too late for that meals started as one team we all wanted to be superheroes for the same reason to

Sell our franchise and make millions of dollars. Let's be one team again. I agree come on guys no more Civil War

Let's get the reward money for this cat and you've been together for one franchise Nick. Let's do it, but we're calling it

freedom house

Freedom pals oh my god a Cartman is me Jimmy sort of the leader of freedom path

He's like don't he's like the one in charge. Yes

Well, I think it's awesome

Honestly freedom houses are way better name than Coon in France freedom

Freedom pass I'm super cool with this then itself tomorrow

We get the reward money for scrambles, and we use it to kick-start Timmy's franchise plan together Freedom House retribution

Inclusion fuck yeah you guys let's do this

Oh my god

But it wasn't that simple was it

What do we got here well, I'm gonna have to end this episode here this has been going on quite a while

Thank you guys for watching. I hope you enjoyed as always really appreciate it, and I'll see you next

Time I'm gonna enjoy my breath to neck goodbye squirt there

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Guest Host Channing Tatum Asks Kids for Advice - Duration: 4:00.

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Kenneth Branagh on Directing Johnny Depp & Michelle Pfeiffer - Duration: 2:15.

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Guest Host Channing Tatum Dances His Way onto Kimmel - Duration: 4:05.

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Guest Host Channing Tatum Interviews P!nk - Duration: 7:29.

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Guest Host Channing Tatum Interviews Ellen DeGeneres - Duration: 7:25.

>> SO EXCITING.

>> Channing: WHAT DO I DO?

>> WELL, YOU TALK TO ME, ASK ME

QUESTIONS, AND WE TURN IT

AROUND.

>> Channing: MAN, THIS IS SO

WEIRD.

>> ARE YOU HAVING FUN?

>> Channing: I AM HAVING FUN SO

FAR.

>> I TOLD YOU IF IT DANCED IT

WOULD BE THE RIGHT THING, I'M

GLAD YOU TOOK MY ADVICE.

>> Channing: YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> IT REALLY TOOK YOU OVER, I

HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU WERE SO

READY FOR IT.

>> Channing: I LOVE ME SOME

'90s, IT JUST POSSESSES ME.

>> YEAH.

I LOVE IT.

THEY HAD LIKE TWO SONGS.

>> Channing: THEY, DO ACTUALLY.

THEY ONLY HAVE TWO.

>> IT WAS THAT AND WHAT WAS THE

OTHER SONG?

>> Channing: I'M -- YOU KNEW THE

SECOND ONE.

>> WE'LL FIND OUT.

"EVERYBODY DANCE."

WAS IT "SWEAT"?

>> I GOT THE POWER.

>> Channing: NICE PULL, NICE

PULL.

>> GOOD ONE, THANKS.

>> Channing: HOW ARE WE DOING,

HOW AM I DOING?

>> YOU SHOULD ASK ME SOME

QUESTIONS, YOU KNOW.

LIKE WHAT I HAVE PLANNED FOR

THANKSGIVING, STUFF LIKE THAT.

>> Channing: WHAT DO YOU HAVE

PLANNED FOR THANKSGIVING?

>> NOTHING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: THIS IS GOING WELL,

ALL RIGHT.

>> YOU SHOULD THINK OF THINGS ON

YOUR OWN.

>> Channing: DON'T THEY PREPARE

THIS STUFF OR SOMETHING?

DON'T THEY PREPARE YOU?

>> USUALLY, YEAH.

YOU DIDN'T REPAIR -- PREPARE --

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: I DIDN'T THE

REPAIRING, I DIDN'T DO THE

PREPARING.

>> WE COULD TALK ABOUT -- WHAT

DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

>> Channing: I DON'T KNOW, HOW

ABOUT -- LET'S SEE, THIS IS

REALLY HARD.

THIS STUFF IS REALLY, REALLY

HARD.

>> IT'S LIKE HAVING A

CONVERSATION AND EVERYTHING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: I KNOW.

DID YOU HAVE THIS MUCH OF A HARD

TIME LIKE YOUR FIRST SEASON?

>> EARLY ON?

>> Channing: YEAH.

>> NO, BUT YOU KNOW, BEFORE I

STARTED MY SHOW, THEY ASKED

ME -- NO, I DIDN'T.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: WHAT ARE YOU

SAYING?

>> THEY ASKED ME TO INTERVIEW

PEOPLE TO SHOW THAT I COULD TALK

TO PEOPLE, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS

THE WEIRDEST THING.

AT MY HOUSE, ALANIS MORISSETTE

AND TOM HANKS AND HELEN HUNT AND

SOMEBODY ELSE CAME OVER AND THEY

RECORDED ME HAVING A

CONVERSATION WITH THEM SO THAT

THEY COULD APPROVE THAT I COULD

TALK TO PEOPLE.

I HAD TO LIKE AUDITION.

>> Channing: WERE YOU NOT

TALKING TO THE PEOPLE TRYING TO

GIVE YOU THE JOB?

>> YES, YES, OBVIOUSLY NOT WELL

ENOUGH, I DIDN'T ASK ENOUGH

QUESTIONS.

PEOPLE LIKE TO TALK ABOUT

THEMSELVES.

SO THAT'S WHY IT'S USUALLY LIKE,

HOW ARE YOU?

TELL ME ABOUT YOU.

HOW ARE THE KIDS?

STUFF LIKE THAT.

>> Channing: THAT'S WHY I'M

BEING QUIET RIGHT NOW.

>> RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT

TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME?

I SEE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU SHOULD COME OVER FOR

THANKSGIVING.

IN CASE, NOW THAT PEOPLE ARE

INTERESTED, YOU SHOULD BE THERE.

>> Channing: YEAH, THIS IS GOING

TO BE REALLY WEIRD IF I'M NOT

THERE NOW.

>> IT WILL BE YOU AND YOUR

FAMILY, YOUR DAUGHTER, WHO IS

GOING TO GO TO THERAPY NOW.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: I HAVE NO SPINE.

>> YEAH.

>> Channing: ZERO SPINE.

>> YEAH.

>> Channing: I GO AHEAD AND RUIN

MY DAUGHTER.

>> YOU HAVE A GOOD SPINE.

A NICE, SEXY SPINE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Channing: THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

>> I LEARNED ABOUT YOUR SPINE I

THINK YOUR FIRST TIME YOU WERE

ON THE SHOW.

YOU SHOWED ME THE POSSIBILITY OF

YOUR SPINE.

>> WORKED MY SPINE.

YES, I DID.

>> I THINK SOMEBODY SENT IT --

>> REALLY HOPE THAT THERE IS --

>> SOMEBODY SENT IT.

DO MEN GIVE LAP DANCES?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MEN STRIPPERS

DO.

>> YEAH, YOU BASICALLY PUT ON

LITTLE SHOWS.

I DON'T KNOW, IT'S NOT AS --

>> WHAT KIND OF SHOW?

SHOW US.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪

♪

>> Channing: SO THAT WAS MY VERY

FIRST TIME ON YOUR SHOW.

I GOT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WAS

THE VERY FIRST TIME THAT MY DAD

ACTUALLY FOUND OUT THAT I WAS A

STRIPPER FOR A SHORT TIME.

>> WAIT YOUR DAD DIDN'T KNOW

THAT YOU HAD BEEN A STRIPPER?

>> Channing: NOPE.

>> HE LEARNED IT THAT DAY?

>> Channing: GIVING YOU A DANCE,

YES.

>> WOW.

HOW DID HE TAKE IT?

>> Channing: NOT WELL.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> NO?

>> Channing: REALLY, REALLY NOT

WELL.

>> LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED WITH

YOU.

I MEAN, YOUR CAREER IS SO --

IT'S GREAT.

I MEAN, YOU'RE A DANCER, YOU'RE

DOING MOVIES WHERE YOU'RE ACTING

AND DOING REALLY SERIOUS HEAVY

ROLES AND YOU'RE AN AMAZING

ACTOR.

ISN'T ME HE AN AMAZING ACTOR?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Channing: THANK YOU, THAT

MEANS THE WORLD TO ME.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING

THIS.

YOU'RE ACTUALLY INTERVIEWING ME,

SOME HOW SHE TURNED THIS AROUND.

WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL

LIVE."

I'M YOUR JEST HOST CHANNING

TATUM WITH ELLEN DeGENERES.

>> HERE WE ARE TOGETHER.

AGAIN?

I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING HERE

FROM WHEN WE HUNG OUT IN VEGAS.

>> YES.

>> Channing: CAN YOU EXPLAIN

THIS TO ME?

>> CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS TO ME?

>> Channing: I FEEL LIKE I'M

GETTING MUGGED BY YOU.

>> YEAH, NO --

>> Channing: ARE YOU STEALING MY

WALLET?

>> YOU STARTED IT.

YOU WERE LEANING OVER THAT

BALCONY AND I DECIDED TO JOIN

YOU IN THE DANCE.

I WENT TO GO SEE "MAGIC MIKE"

AND YOU MAY WONDER WHY --

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WHY ME?

>> Channing: WHY?

>> BECAUSE IT WAS FANTASTIC.

IT WAS SO GOOD.

>> Channing: THANK YOU.

>> IT WAS FANTASTIC, BUT THERE

WERE SOME PEOPLE THERE THAT WE

LOOK THE AROUND, IT LOOKED LIKE

THERE WERE SOME WOMEN WHO

BROUGHT THEIR HUSBANDS.

>> Channing: YEAH.

>> THAT THOUGHT MAGIC MIKE WAS

SOME KIND OF MAGICIAN OR

SOMETHING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THEY WERE SO CONFUSED OF WHAT

WAS GOING ON.

>> Channing: THANKFULLY, I THINK

THEY ENDED UP LIKE ACTUALLY

HAVING A GREAT TIME.

>> YOU CAN'T NOT HAVE A GOOD

TIME, IF YOU'RE IN VEGAS, GO SEE

"MAGIC MIKE" LIVE, IT WAS SO

GOOD, IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.

WE DID A TAPED PIECE WE PUT ON

MY SHOW AND WE HUNG OUT AND

DANCED, I DANCED ON YOU --

>> Channing: A LITTLE GAMBLING

AFTERWARDS.

>> WE DID, POKER AFTERWARDS,

BLACKJACK FOR A FEW MINUTES.

>> Channing: IS THAT YOUR GAME?

>> I LIKE POKER BETTER THAN

BLACKJACK, BUT I DO LIKE

BLACKJACK.

>> Channing: I THINK YOU READ IN

YOUR BOOK YOU HAVE A CRAZY STORY

ABOUT A BLACKJACK TABLE.

>> THAT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD BRING

THAT UP.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: IT'S IN STORES.

>> IT'S SO FUNNY THAT IT LEADS

INTO A BIT THAT I HAVE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: DO WE HAVE A CLIP?

>> OH, I DO HAVE A CLIP, YES, I

BROUGHT A CLIP.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ RIM SHOT ]

>> Channing: SHE'S THE FULL

PACKAGE.

>> I AM THE FULL PACKAGE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: TRUE.

>> YOU'RE THE FULL PACKAGE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ RIM SHOT ]

>> Channing: LIKE ONE OF MY

FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT YOUR SHOW

IS YOU GIVE AWAY SO MUCH STUFF.

I ACTUALLY WANTED TO DO

SOMETHING ON THIS SHOW --

>> THEY DON'T DO IT HERE.

>> Channing: THEY DO NOT.

>> JIMMY SO IS CHEAP.

[ LAUGHTER ]

JIMMY, HE NEVER -- I WATCH THE

SHOW EVERY NIGHT.

I LOVE HIM.

BUT HE NEVER GIVES ANYTHING

AWAY.

WE GIVE AWAY STUFF ALL THE TIME.

AND PEOPLE, THE ONE THING WE DO,

YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE A

GUEST ON THE SHOW A LOT, WE GIVE

OUR GUESTS ELLEN UNDERWEAR

BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST UNDERWEAR

YOU'LL EVER WEAR.

>> Channing: IT'S TRUE, I

ACTUALLY HAVE SOME ON.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Channing: IT'S SO SOFT.

>> YES, IT IS THE SOFTEST

UNDERWEAR.

AND I THOUGHT, WHAT CAN I DO TO

MAKE UP FOR JIMMY'S THRIFTINESS?

>> Channing: THRIFTINESS.

>> TAYLOR, COME OUT, I WANT

EVERYBODY TO HAVE ELLEN

UNDERWEAR.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪

>> Channing: LET'S GO BACK HERE.

WHOO!

HEY, HEY, HEY!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪

♪

♪

>> Channing: ELLEN WEEKDAYS IN

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Insane VAPE MOD w/ 150 BATTERIES! - Duration: 8:12.

What up...

...pimp nation.

It's your boy E.K. from H3, and it's been three years since my last hit...

but guess what; I'm still slamming.

In fact, some would say I'm doing very well.

Listen, I got a new toy I think you're all going to enjoy.

Walk with me.

Vape Naysh!

*Orchestral music* What if there was one vape...

...to rule them all...

...and in the fat cloud bind them.

Is man...

...worthy...

...of the gods...

...vape?

I don't know.

I must...

...try it...

...if I can.

148 batteries,

64 lbs.

Yes.

I'm ready.

Let the vape take you.

Become... your destiny.

"The purpose of using E-Cigarettes or what is commonly called 'vaping' is recognised by some

as a nearly harmless alternative to smoking."

"Right now, there is no regulatory framework for vaping."

"Vaping is not tobacco..."

Sponsored by...

Jigsaw: in theatres October 27th.

First, I hit up Hollywood Boulevard to share my love of vaping with the locals.

Let them know it's good and healthy to go green.

My Grandma, she suffers from arthritis, I had her hit this vape...

...she fucking died on the spot man, but it was cool man, she went out in glory.

God bless you, nana.

Love ya...vape naysh.

God bless you, nana.

Love ya...vape naysh.

After freaking out the loc's down on Hollywood,

I casually stroll to my favourite diner where I like to put my feet up and blow a couple clouds...

...but first, I like to stop and say "What up?" to my peeps.

Hey, guys...

- You good? - Amazing!

-How you doing, bud? - I never thought I'd meet you in real life!

Hey man, d'you wanna hit this?

Yeah, can I take a hit?

Hit it hard as you can...hard as you can, dude!

"Hard as you can, dude!"

*soul sucked from body*

"Hard as you can, dude!"

- Vape naysh...

- Oh, man!

- Alright, see you later...

...I have herpes, by the way,

check to see your doctor.

Going green means telling your partner when you have an STD.

- Hello.

- Hi...

- Just...one please?

- Okay, what about a vaping sesh?

Can I vape in here?

Oh, okay...

...it's 2017, I mean...vapours are humans too, so...

...civil rights was a thing.

"I have a dream!"

After fuelling up at my favourite diner, I like to head down to my local vape store and peep the competition.

- I'm looking for, for an upgrade.

- You guys have anything that has like, a hundred fifty batteries plus?

- Nothing of that sort, no.

- How many batteries does that have?

- This has just one.

- That's a little embarrassing.

- This is the biggest you've ever seen?

- Aight.

"That boy can vape... vape god!"

With my vape tank on full, I like to end my day with a beautiful sunset.

Seeing the sunset while vaping is like seeing color for the first time.

- Oh my god, are you guys seeing this?

- Oh my god...

- It's like seeing color for the first time!

- Oh my god!

- You guys ever seen a sunset on vape before?

- How's that look now?

- *inaudible*

- Unbelievable... unbelievable!

- You wanna watch?

It's Kelsey Grammer falling off stage.

- It's really funny. Here, wanna hit this?

- No.

- You wanna watch it again? It's on- it's on repeat.

- Hey guys, what up?

Oh, this is uh, like a entry level vape.

- Oh? - It's like a starter kit, like...

...like, if you wanted to get into vaping, you - I would recommend to start with this.

- "This is crack..."

"...rock cocaine."

- "It isn't glamorous, or cool..."

- This is a Pee-Wee Herman PSA about crack. Would you like to watch it?

Pee-Wee Herman has a PSA about crack cocaine.

- So, this is vaping. It's organic, it's green...

- ...unlike cuh-rack cocaine, that, you know...

nobody knows how much... so every time you use it, you risk dying.

*copying PSA* - It isn't worth it.

- Look, everybody wants to be cool but doing it with crack is just wrong...

- ...it could be dead wrong.

*heart throbbing*

- "This is crack."

- "...crack."

- So, that's why I vape and that's why I think you guys should also vape, alright?

- Take care, god bless ya. Go green.

That's one life saved today.

And sometimes,

it really feels good knowing you made a difference.

That's why I'm...

...a proud member...

...of the vape nation.

"...crack."

Got to thank my boy Jigsaw.

Jigsaw apparently loves h3h3,

and I got to tell you I don't know how I feel about that, 'cause I know what happens when Jigsaw loves people.

- "Hello Ethan and Hila. Do you want to play a game?"

But I'm already vape or die, so if this ends up killing me, that's fine.

Jigsaw *choking* about this weekend just in time for Halloween, it's gonna be so spooky, bro...

...bring a diaper.

Jigsaw is giving away a thousand free tickets for h3 fans of the United States.

Click the link in the description and use the code "h3h3" for a free spook!

Thank you so much to Jigsaw for sponsoring us, guys...

...please, if you wanna support the spooks, and the goofs, and the laughs, and the gaffs,

go to the theatres this weekend, and enjoy Jigsaw.

In fact I got - just got a letter that says that if I don't smoke this...

...every 10 seconds of the whole day my mom dies...

...but frankly, I was gonna do that anyway so...

...I don't really get this whole Jigsaw challenge.

Anyway, vape naysh y'all.

Stay green.

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Jimmy Kimmel Tells His Daughter He Ate All Her Halloween Candy - Duration: 2:33.

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The forbidden move - South Park The Fractured But Whole - Part 11 - Duration: 30:46.

Stop a Papa welcome back everybody I should not be singing to another wonderful oh

We uncovered some dark secrets about our parents their house doesn't have any

Blood in it. Why don't we loot all this ah?!

Lot of client, that's good. You know I'm gonna keep looting

Something's up with our parents. We don't really know what yet I suspect that they have been putting fart juice in our food

Which has actually been helping us all alone.

But something is definitely oh

You could you could say that again. That's my

Jimmy impression or Timmy they all have the same names, let's get real here

An

attack on the SP PD police station last night has left citizens in shock and disbelief

with prisoners now on the loose and policemen in the

Hospital one member of the Chamber of Commerce has had enough and is announcing his bid for mayor

Go around voting on people dead together

We can free ourselves from the anal terrorism that has been forced upon us my name is Mitch Conner

Oh, and I enjoyed it. Is that a transgender hand

Going into politics

Because I mean it's 2017 and I'm not really surprised, but at the same time just wanted to make sure mitch is okay

You know what my god. I can never do this bit. I did it. I don't have a thing. Oh wow oh

Tom's feel like you have no idea what to do next you

Haven't been given any direction, and you're unsure. What's even going on

And no not without it's because you've been trying to find yourself in the wrong way

Knowing your sexual identity or race or ethnicity that's nothing compared to knowing who you are

spiritual hairiness

Go to the pod. Okay. Someone is waiting for you at the pond who will finally help you find your true self

It's gonna be more pedophiles isn't it well?

Let's do the side quest it seems like the game is telling us to do the side quest and I want to know who I

am as

spiritually obviously

Christian or Swiss chin as I like to call it Swedish Christian. Thank you very much um

I'm surprised. We haven't done it before I thought we were gonna do it like early in the game because you were

Deciding what kind of character you wanted to make I think we might use one of the teammate stations

It's jimothy I keep forgetting is pleading name all right. This is the pond

Okay, we can go there

It's the pond where the first game ends in where we throw the stick of truth in

spoilers a

spoiler alert

It's a big piece of the plot

Just like there you go, there you go, buddy

We getting a lot of questions about my invisible headphones, they're not for sale

You can't get it look you I'm gonna play with fire - hey, man where's Jasper

He's in trouble good talk what in the world another fast travel, okay? That's good

We have to walk all the way Oh

Get over here. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, what's up? I?

Believe we can help each other okay? Have you heard of the super best friends? Well it is I?

a

Powerful superhero with the amazing ability to talk to fish and swim its

Seamen that see man. It is my job to help all creatures of the sea and right now

There is a gay fish who wants help getting his mother its Oh

No all the other super best friends keep saying they're too busy, will you help?

Yes, of course then swim down to the water's depth with me. Don't worry my water defenses shall protect you

He's gonna drown us isn't he the new kid dives down through the water protected by seamen. Oh my god

I like a support made fun of cement before seamen before oh my god

It's Eman and yes, I do this child has incredible powers all right if you get my mom into heaven

I will give you three million dollars and some jewelry just touch my little gay flipper

and we shall be magically transported to help her I

Thought Kanye West would be in it for a minute

So seaman sidekick had to help the gay fishes mum fly to heaven on a stream of rainbow unicorn we're playing flappy birds oh

My god we're playing flappy bird. This is 10 times better however

Oh, I can't go too high

This is kind of nice honestly I

Hope not oh wow it's going it's going real fast you're going so fast

All they move now I

Don't want to mess up

Natsu

Oh

No

And so Lehman sidekick has to help the gay fishes mom fly to heaven on a stream of rainbow unicorn oh my god

oh

I see it's app isn't it a parody of it's a parody of Kanye West's game

How did I not hit me oh?

That's brilliant. He's making a game about his mom going to heaven

All the gays fishes mom of course

It all makes sense

How do I dodge this I am, but he's shooting me with fucking flame, are you serious oh?

Thank thank thank you game Thank You game. That's quite enough. I get it. Thank you

Did I do it my god, what a skill I take

So it is Kanye West

What is that?

It's James add on very well by John grace JQ. Yeah. No not you seamen the kid hey man

Oh, yeah, right?

anyway

You had no reason to help this little gay fish my child and yet you did that's right every reason to help me

I'm a lyrical genius voice of a generation

I see that you were trying to determine your spirituality my child

Allow me to help thee there are good and bad in every religion my child which are you?

Rastafari Satan Scientologist seek Unitarian

Christian Chris, okay, you're a chaotic Christian. That's me

Finally

You want a selfie with Jesus right of course Jesus

Thank you for making. It less awkward for mailed you know who you are now

You are one step closer to believing in yourself my God. Thank you Jesus hashtag blessed

That was amazing I love the side quests in this game every time. They show up

Chaotic Christian

Chaotic Racine Scandinavian

That's me dank leaders. Why are you talking like that?

dialogue tree

Got you. We don't take kindly to your types around here. Let's welcome this fan to our town

They triggered imprinted

Welcome nugget

Alright, let's just kill these guys really quick. I don't we've done it like four times. I don't think there's that much to see

Okay, we dealt with that we chose a religion chaotic Christian I

Love this like I said, I want to do more side quests. It's definitely worth it

I know your mind blown now that we're friends on the grams in real life, but keep it cool. Oh, right

I almost got hit by them. He's in trouble. Maybe we should tell his parents or something dude

He probably just found some porn anyway Jesus called, but he needs to respect artistry

This social media platform does not respect artists don't talk to me then impose game. Oh, she's back

Where's the camera set up there

Thank you classy

Can't wait to use that okay, well let's go to the what would they call friends?

Freedom fighters whatever whatever they are freedom palace, that's it freedom fires has said it's too obvious

Well it's in this great

I

Wonder who

I

Wonder

This was someone who wanted to hurt us yes

It was an image

I didn't exactly and I say new kid or you will never see your parents again, and hurry or else. They'll be more

No stop it it is too much. Where is who you man, catch the new kids

You took the new kids parents because you hate that we merged with Freedom House, that's not true

I want this mega franchise more than anybody tell him dad

You have five seconds Cartman I'm on your side, yo kid you believe me, don't you?

Oh, Timmy, how are you gonna get update? Oh, No?

Ah thanks Timmy you

Wait what what Timmy Timmy Timmy No are you serious right now

I can you tell him it to me that I can use any oh my god

That one's really good that one's really good

That one's okay. Oh my god this changes the game

Yeah, no you said it before and it's kind of awkward every time

Okay, let's keep going

We have all the classes now in our back story is complete. We saw our parents

having sex

No wait we saw our dad talking her man

Have you guys ever walked in you know? What don't answer that?

Luckily never happened to me

Go to the place where people get their copy figs better hurry tick tock tick tock snake attack

If it did happen I probably blocked it out of my memory. I know it was left and right well

There's only those ways to go isn't it I know it's closed. It's what I'm trying to say

Should be quiet, please

Is the inside probably?

Yes

I don't know if you're a hero or a menace man this coffee really has me buzzed

Hello

It's for you. Oh, wow. That's real good new kid, but now I'm gonna make things a little harder on you

Okay, telling you where to go. I'm giving you a riddle you ready yes a place

Where death comes in all shapes and sizes go into this door to find what your prize is Oh Maggie dear?

I'm so wasted on this stuff

That riddle

It's impossible oh no not the shitting in yes

I do think yes, I do

You have made many enemies in this town vigilante and now you have to face

That he took our jobs that was no not crappy, but now you go cross the line

This should be interesting damn

Wish I had a titty mag oh damn look at that damaged dog ah damn boy

It wasn't that interesting actually

Haha, sorry is normal battle. I don't think you guys need to see everything as solve Connors death store riddle now

Where could that possibly be?

Hey, thanks for being the only one who believed me of course why would I not believe oh?

my god

For now just do what he says suspicious I

Can't fast travel anymore I

think the abortion center

Which is a lovely place to go and last time we went there

It was weird I still remember that from the first game my god every time. I close my eyes. I just

Imprinted in my retina

No, no thank you, thank you, we're almost there Oh

Any time now that's a rhino place. Where's the abortion clinic then?

unplanned Parenthood I

Don't listen to her okay, that's not true

Excuse me

excuse me while I

This is where I need to be we got some new stock. Which is a rare treat with our funding

Have a fabulous day. You want to feel the baby kick that sorry kind of interrupting a tender moment here kid I?

suppose not

Well then I don't know

God damn it no no

Sure you don't understand it. How could you?

What's the gay face doing they say that's my great challenge

That's the weight on my shoulders to bring understanding to the people you understand. Well I

But how could you you're working from an old model?

I'm an original

You know artists come up to me all the time

And already you get inspiration and that's all wrong because I don't get inspiration I always had it I popped

I was in game bitch day one

Original and gay fish is something that can't be changed because it's inside me and all around me. It's like air or water

But see I ain't scared because I know tomorrow I will be motherfuckin game bitch immutable

This just seems like a nice life

Yeah, she hit some columns we all hit some columns and

Columns on the way up to heaven on a motherfucking unicorn

I didn't see anybody else's mama riding the unicorn to heaven while we was up there. Did you know because that was some original?

Shit in conclusion. That's why you gotta let gay fish

Okay like some kind of weapons yeah, we're here

Not really that you see the guy standing over there take a selfie with him do it now your mom is gonna suffer

Someone's calling me

Sorry it's not a game vigilante you're gonna get somebody killed, but let's take a selfie anyway

You're gonna have to stop one more riddle and the place where seats hang from chains part desert part jungle where happiness reign

Wait there's another riddle

Oh my god, thank you

This is all Connor supporters

Oh my god, why

Cm ham kid oh that was it okay?

The community center, where is that?

God damn boy when who is the community center?

Here we are at the community center

Alright one two I feel like there's gonna be some pot with that. It is actually a nice Cartman. Oh my god

What have you done with the new kids parents badass nothing yet, but when I'm finished with you

I can't say they'll be exactly safe this has gone far enough. We end it now the only thing about the end is you mysterious

What this is like a

Smash man we're actually fighting Mitch Conner, okay?

So your parents got kidnapped, but no I can totally relate as a kidnapped victim myself all right funny, okay?

I can't actually reach him from here

No

Damn it

Alright, let's just sit our turn

Damn yes a lot of healthy

Then who did it

Is he not there, I can't see this is another weird thing like I can't go over there. I can't see

Whatever I'll just stop here

My muscular body

This must be like to freight at stage bias because it otherwise is too easy oh

Okay, guess what oh?

My god. He has a fart ability

Yes of course of course it's Connor Cartman I believe II we can use

Even the new kid and turn his back on you teen

Wow pretty up Oh guys, I'm not that will decrease your movement dude. Oh, No

Nice it's pretty easy uh-oh he's on fire nevermind

Okay alright, okay, okay, no be quiet

You seem to be taking all the damage

after further calculations that damage didn't happen

What?

Activate again what?

All right, we need a good damage hold, I don't know if Craig has it yeah. He does oh, man. That's really good. Oh

Yeah, yes the little hamster. Love it. It's so cute. It's the best one

You're only hurting yourself oh

Whoa what the hell it's gonna sting damn

He's strong man. He ricochetted my damn it

What you get to mix up dan I

Take it back man. He's really strong no stop come on, No

I

Swear to God if he says that doesn't count

Come on Jesus, thank you. This is really tricky, man. I almost messed up even pathetic

Yeah, I'm chill great now she skips a turn great

So make me hella anxious yes, I said hella, that's how much you make it okay, all right?

Let me just kill him I want to counter them

Police police work, yes. Oh that feels good finally

He's dead right no no no. Thank you

What's gonna happen at

You never knew oh no he's got

Its muscular yeah, sometimes torture is the only answer you're gonna torture me for what everyone get back to Freedom House base

We have to make this shithead talk. What are you talking about guys? It's me the key?

They played him like a damn fiddle

I'm on I'm literally here. I'm literally outside. Okay. Let's get in very

nice

Sounds they got here very nice

merriness a

Very a nurse

Okay, let's see what this is this is a but. It's wrong with you guys. I'm not your enemy

You're going to talk Cartman new kid you're going to have to make Cartman talk

Are you gonna do it. Oh my god, he's gonna fart in his face

You guys are wasting your time. I'm the king torture doesn't work against me remember. That's true. He doesn't

Watch you eat is that it? I'm not afraid

The burrito of course

He hate the aluminum foil as well

I'm pressing part you will tower Cartman. I will eat the broccoli name

The octopus

Hit him again

Ah

Yes

What cats I just remembered

The fries jog my memory

Said he must he was what to genetically alter the cats the genetics laugh doctor mephesto. Yes, that must be attack yes

Alright, let's check it out in the next episode. Thank you guys so much for watching another one. I don't know

Let's do a save there, and I'll see you guys tomorrow as always it's quite a fan

For more infomation >> The forbidden move - South Park The Fractured But Whole - Part 11 - Duration: 30:46.

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YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE - Episode 01 - Duration: 12:46.

How's it going bros?

Uh..

Before this video begins I wanted to share something

A little bit personal

It's a project that I've been working on with Arman the goat simulator guy,

Through the studio double moose

We're launching our first game animal super squad. It's short for ASS.

I think you guys are gonna really love it

It's a really funny game

I'm gonna link it in the description

And you should add it to your wish list, to make sure that you get it when it comes out next week on Tuesday

Let's show some bits of the trailer

*game music*

*laughs*

*laughs*

NANI? *WHAT?*

You didn't see-

Today, we're playing a new game that I have invented. It's called...

Skratta Du? *You laugh*

Förlora Du! *You lose*

Maneeeeen! *Maaaaaaan!*

The rule is simple....

You laugh

You lose :)

I have never laughed once in my entire life!

If you laugh

you lose

tsshhsh

No!

Let's begin,

The challenge..

This is not Christian.

This is not a christian thing

Get it away from me.

I'll keep watching just to understand what this is

Well someone just give her a hamburger

hehehertshhehs

husshththuuhe heh

Okay, okay, that's quite

*laughs*

It's quite enough

although I do agree with message. It's not very Christian,

so I'm gonna have to stop it there

Are these streaming is that what's happening here?

There's stream troll messages?

*laughs*

Now that's just offensive.

buhuuhuHAHAHAH

*silent laughter*

I feel bad I feel bad

*weird music*

But I didn't laugh-

not even for a SECOND

what you calling me a liar now?

get outta here

*weird music*

yuh

*Man singing shown lyrics*

As i can--

I think this is a facebook group that collects..

Just- Really bad english.

From people trying to hit on women.

"F you as I can" as you can.

* Lyrics on the video :) *

[Felix] Put my ass,,

In your assh@!le..

*X-theme plays*

That Asian Jesus?

(CLAP)

Oh mah god,

*laughs*

what a legend!

The sky!

A baby is falling up with balloons (What??)

[Video] Um-

[Video] Oh help!

[Felix] He's was like:

"OOH WHAT DO YOU GONNA DO?"

"THE BABY IS DYING"

"OH, Not my issue. :)"

"Hey you wanna smokes?"

[Felix] What a legendary video

my god, who is this man?

I've seen this one this one is insane dear

Life and just thinking about it,

Oh my god

No. (Same)

I understand that people have different ways of..-

Dealing with stress,

but surely..

playing it off as something that it's not..

and what do I know?

It uh- it just looks- doesn't ne- It doesn't-- Look nice..

Okay?

Just listen to her She says it like it's a funniest thing in the world.

AND I HAVe BREAsT CANCER.

YAAA

*Snickers*

AAAAAAAHAHAHAH

Okay.

so when either one of these Eastern European..

That looks disgusting!

As a Polish

Ew!

Just ew!

Who would wanna dance in that?

Not me D:(

What's the point of this?

To make me feel disgusted?

Oh

*Le gasp*

Oh x2

Oh x3

What a fine editing work there with the music well done that was hilarious

What in the world I think it's real like the guy is just probably just really cold

Maybe on drugs as well, but my god. He looks insane if I did is filming a random party and incomes Golem out of nowhere

No

Not funny this short one is stupid

It's like you don't expect to see that. I don't know

Why am I sit I still want to see this is what I guess I?

Don't know why that was so funny to me he just looks so free

Look at that what is wrong with him goddamn boy

Wait this guy is Swedish, I think it's an author or something like that

Swedish

It's a weird that I understand some of these like oh yeah, it's like oh yeah

Understand when I say I think you know what I said there I

Got trolled I got to see guys make up instead of girls oh

Shit guys making out. It's disgusting cuz I am NOT a homosexual cuz it's not Christian. That's why

No other reason monetize my Christian videos. Thank you

15 minutes I use the computer before it's the store when I came back my history was gone

The cache was cleared and the cookies had been reset. Oh wow, that's that's crazy I

Think sometimes the computer runs in an automatic software update so maybe that just of course the automatic update

And you click OK and then it gets installed so

Those things whenever interrupted from the power source it has to reboot and it just totally wipes out the history

Beyond this babe, it's porn

Right

What a brilliant sketch that was hilarious, I don't watch any horse stuff just for the record

Let me see your face

Oh

Yeah, uh-huh

Ah

What a turn, I like that one a lot well

That was it for another you laugh, you lose. Did you laugh, or did you lose?

It'll be honest leave a comment down below and let me know. I really like this one

There's probably one of the better ones how about that? How about that?

Hopefully this video didn't get copyrighted claimed

age-restricted

demonetised and I can keep making them leave a like if you enjoyed watching really appreciate it and

Feel free to leave suggestions on your life your a lot in the reddit so that more of you can do my work

for me

Eventually you will all just merge into one entity that will somehow take over until then this is a pretty sound plan

Appreciate you guys. Love you guys so much as always

you're the heart is stronger than the

For more infomation >> YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE - Episode 01 - Duration: 12:46.

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Guest Host Jennifer Lawrence Surprises People on Hollywood Blvd. - Duration: 4:26.

SHOW ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD.

I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF WORKING

THREE DOORS DOWN FROM A WETZEL'S

PRETZELS.

I HAVE TO ADMIT I'M ON EDGE

AFTER THIS KTLA NEWS REPORT FROM

RIGHT OUTSIDE THIS VERY THEATER.

>> IT'S THE CASE OF THE $25,000

HERPES SORE.

AND IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jennifer: FOR THE RECORD,

I'VE NEVER HAD TO PAY FOR

HERPES.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IF I DID, IT WOULD KILL ME,

BECAUSE I'M CHEAP AND A

HYPOCHONDRIAC.

DESPITE THE THREAT OF

HIGH-PRICED HERPES, I WANTED TO

MINGLE WITH SOME OF THE LOCALS

WHILE I WAS HERE IN HOLLYWOOD.

SO I CAME UP WITH A SIMPLE GAME.

I RAN UP TO PEOPLE ON THE STREET

AND ASKED THEM TO NAME FIVE

MOVIES I'VE BEEN IN.

SIMPLE IF YOU HAVE LOW ENOUGH

SELF-ESTEEM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THE POINT WAS TO PUT THEM ON THE

SPOT AND HUMILIATE MYSELF.

AND GUESS WHAT?

BOTH HAPPENED.

>> Jennifer: CAN YOU PLEASE --

>> OH MY GOD!

>> Jennifer: NAME FIVE MOVIES

JENNIFER LAWRENCE HAS BEEN IN.

>> WITH YOU IN FRONT OF ME I

CAN'T THINK OF ANY!

>> Jennifer: CAN YOU NAME FIVE

JENNIFER LAWRENCE MOVIES?

>> OH, GOSH.

PLEASE --

>> Jennifer: LADY, FOR THE LOVE

OF GOD --

>> I KNOW, I KNOW, I'VE SEEN --

I KNOW YOUR MOVIES --

>> Jennifer: DID YOU SEE THAT

MOV

MOVIE?

>> NO.

>> Jennifer: NO?

DIDN'T SEE IT?

>> NO.

>> Jennifer: DID YOU KNOW WHO

JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS?

THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY

LIFE.

>> JENNIFER LAWRENCE.

NOPE.

>> Jennifer: HEY.

>> HEY, WHAT'S UP?

>> Jennifer: WHAT'S UP?

DO YOU SMOKE WEED?

>> SOMETIMES.

>> Jennifer: YEAH?

>> YEAH.

>> Jennifer: WHEN YOU SMOKE

WEED, DO YOU EVER WATCH JENNIFER

LAWRENCE MOVIES?

>> NO.

>> Jennifer: COOL.

ME NEITHER.

CAN YOU NAME FIVE JENNIFER

LAWRENCE MOVIES?

>> FIVE JENNIFER LAWRENCE

MOVIES?

>> Jennifer: I KNOW.

WHO IS THAT BITCH?

>> JENNIFER ANISTON COULD I TELL

YOU.

>> Jennifer: JENNIFER ANISTON IS

WAY LERT THAN JENNIFER LAWRENCE,

DO YOU AGREE?

>> YEAH.

>> Jennifer: MUCH BETTER.

>> I LOVE HER.

>> Jennifer: PRETTIER, FUNNIER.

>> YES.

>> Jennifer: BETTER MOVIES.

>> YES, YES, I LOVE HER.

>> Jennifer: YEAH, OVERALL.

>> YEAH, GREAT.

>> Jennifer: I'M JENNIFER

LAWRENCE.

>> OH.

>> Jennifer: CAN YOU NAME FIVE

JENNIFER LAWRENCE MOVIES?

>> WHAT?

OH MY GOSH.

THE ONE WITH THE WOMAN WHO'S --

ONE WORD -- KIND OF LIKE

HAPPY --

>> Jennifer: ONE WORD.

>> "JOY."

>> Jennifer: YES!

>> "AMERICAN HUSTLE."

>> Jennifer: YES!

>> I'M NOT SURE -- HUNGRY?

>> "THE HUNGER GAMES."

>> Jennifer: I WAS IN ONE OF

THOSE.

>> DEFINITELY THE BLUE -- YOU

WERE LIKE THE BLUE --

>> Jennifer: YEAH, YEAH,

"X-MEN."

>> A SPACE ONE?

>> Jennifer: YEAH, THERE WAS A

SPACE ONE.

>> THE HOT GUY.

>> Jennifer: YEAH THE HOT GUY.

IT'S THE COLDEST SEASON OF THE

YEAR --

>> CHRISTMAS, WINTERTIME.

>> Jennifer: I'LL JUST GO

[ BLEEP ] MYSELF, DON'T WORRY

ABOUT IT.

CAN YOU GUYS NAME ANY JENNIFER

LAWRENCE MOVIE AT ALL?

>> JENNIFER LAWRENCE!

>> Jennifer: ANYBODY KNOW WHERE

JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S HOUSE IS?

>> OH!

>> Jennifer: CAN ANYONE NAME

FIVE MOVIES I'VE BEEN IN?

>> "HUNGER GAMES."

>> "AMERICAN HUSTLE."

>> THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO

SAY.

>> "JOY."

>> Jennifer: BYE, GUYS.

I SEE THESE VANS DRIVE BY MY

NEIGHBORHOOD, SO IF YOU SEE

SOMEBODY IN A TESLA GIVING YOU

THE FINGER, THAT'S ME.

GUILLERMO, CAN YOU NAME FIVE

MOVIES I'VE BEEN IN?

>> Guillermo: FIVE MOVIES?

>> Jennifer: FIVE MOVIES I'VE

BEEN IN, NOT JUST FIVE MOVIES.

>> Guillermo: "THE HUNGER

GAMES."

>> Jennifer: THAT'S A MOVIE.

>> Guillermo: "JOY."

>> Jennifer: WOW, YOU'RE DOING

WELL.

>> Guillermo: "X-MEN."

>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.

>> Guillermo: "PASSENGERS."

>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.

>> Guillermo: WINTER'S BONE."

>> Jennifer: GREAT WORK.

I'M SO HONORED YOU'RE MY BIGGEST

FAN.

>> Guillermo: I LOVE YOUR MOVIES

AND I LOVE YOU TOO.

>> Jennifer: OH, SHUT THE

[ BLEEP ] UP.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jennifer: I DO LOVE YOU,