A shocking new development has just come in.
Legendary Porn Director, Jon Mills, who was reported Dead last year, having died from
Crabs has been found alive and well.
While this may excite fans of his work, news of what he has been doing since then....may
be Disturbing.
Jon Mills was the worlds greatest porn director.
Having shot over 500 films such as BBW Creampie explosion, If you cant bottom out beat the
walls to hell and Whoretropilus.
After winning the Lifetime acheavment award, Jon Faked his own death and traveled to foriegn
lands...
We continue his story.
I acheaved everthing I ever wanted after I won the lifetime acheavment award.
I needed a New challenge, so I faked my death and travled to a new country...
So what have you been doing?
I changed my Name to Ass McCracken, went into the wilderness and Filmed animals fuck.
And now your the laughing stock of the entire porn industry.
FUCK YOU!
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A RAT TO GO BALLS DEEP INSIDE OF A SQURELL???HUH DO
YOU??
NOT ONLY THAT, TO GET HIM TO PULL OUT AND EXPLODE IN HER FACE??
HUH!!!
KISS MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS!!!
But none the less, everyone has cut ties with you.
And you cant get funding for your comeback film.
And what do you say to all of the alligations that were made aganst you after you were reported
dead.
Im glad jon mills is dead!
I know I said he was the only director id work with but fuck that I was scared of him!
One time He had me fuck this hot BBW in the Ass, we ran out of lube so he had her shit
on my dick for lubracation, said he would green screen it out.
Come to find out he sold the video to a scat fetish website....
I DIDNT KNOW HE WOULD LIE.....I WATCHED THAT ONE WITH MY MOM!!!!!
I didnt know who Mr. Mills was, I went to his office because he said he needed Scientific
information for an upcoming film.
When I got there, 2 very large women started to fondle my ass and penis and then Mr. Mills
gave me some Hi-C Punch with Qualudes in it.
When I woke up there wasent any seamen left in my ballsack.
9 Months later I got a court order for DNA testing and a child support claim...Something
dosent add up....Something dosent add up bitch.
With all these terrible alligations, the animal porn and your completely ruined reputation
in the Porn industry, how do you ever expect to get someone to fund your new Project?
THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!!
DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOUR TALKING TO???
MY NAME IS JON FUCKING MILLS!!!!
I AM THE LIGHT, I AM THE WAY!!!!! AND ONCE AGAIN, I WILL FILM PEOPLE FUCK!!!!
Because I know a man with the same artistic spirit as me, the same drive to express himself
the only way he knows how!!!
I need your help...
I plan on doing a film based on one of your greatest works, Big Boob Mountain explosion.
What?
You mean this one...and others like it painted live on Twitch.tv/jonsnerdrage
You are the Drunken Nerd Painter andjust As you penetrate paint deep within the frabic
of the canvas, I will have massive cocks penetrate titanic BBW asses, Big titty bitches getting
gangbanged by Orc warriors...
Waves of flesh will symbolize spacetime and at the center of spacetime will be a big back
hole just waiting to get FUCKED!!!!
WILL YOU FUND ME?
Sure, ill fund your project.
Lets get drunk and do coke.
Today is the day...Im finally back and it's time to film this shit...I must regain my
reputation, I have to once again show everyone why I was the best.
I created films unlike anything anyone has ever seen before.
Im the man who brought BBW's into the spot light.
I was the man who finally made Double DVDA happen.
It just took a combination of actors missing limbs, a drugged out scientist and some real
rubix cube shit, BUT IM THE MAN WHO FINALLY FOUND A WAY!!!!
And I will find a way, to regain my image in EVERYONES eyes.
I
am a star
I am a Star, Star, Star
I am a Big Bright shining Star.
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