(Underpaid)
The war has finally started.
To my 100,000 soldiers...
Everyone, charge!
Let's go!
Hey, get over here.
Hey, hey!
You all only pretended to come along.
What are you doing?
Come on, let's go.
I'm not going.
Hey! What do you mean you're not going?
- What is it? / - I'm not going.
Get over here!
You have to go. This is a war!
We have 100,000 soldiers in our army.
Nobody will know if I don't show up.
They'll know!
Then let me write a letter to my parents first.
Alright.
We can wait for that.
My parents...
They raised me with so much love.
An ink stone...
No ink is coming out.
- It's adzuki bean jelly. / - What the...
You couldn't tell it was jelly.
- It was natural. / - Don't be ridiculous!
I can't eat this now!
This came out!
I'm this adzuki bean jelly.
What do you mean?
I'm staying out of this too.
Get over here.
I'm not going.
I'll go.
You're supposed to go.
A martial artist should die on the battlefield.
Let me just bring some rations
to share with my comrades.
Sure. When you're at war,
it's important to stay fed.
Are you starting to make it now?
That's going to take forever!
What the... What is this?
- For lunch. / - I see.
What's that for?
- For dinner. / - Okay.
What's that for?
- For a gift. / - A gift?
Are you bringing gifts for the enemy?
Whatever!
- Whatever! / - Whatever...
What is that for?
- G-Dragon. / - What the...
Geez!
He's just trying to buy time
because he doesn't want to go.
You scum!
Guess I have to start over again.
General.
I'll stab all these scum
and fight the enemy until my last breath!
So courageous!
So brave!
- That was so obvious. / - I'm dead.
People don't die from that.
Stop messing around and stand up, Yeonggil.
I am not Yeonggil.
Then who are you?
The late Yeonggil.
Oh, come on!
It's so obvious you don't want to go.
No, it wasn't obvious at all.
It was very natural. The late Yeonggil.
- Be quiet and come with me. / - Hold on.
Hold on.
- I'll give you this. / - What's this?
Can I stay now?
This is...
You're giving me gold bars?
These are adzuki bean jelly.
Geez!
You couldn't tell.
- It was natural. / - But...
Hey, pass me a jelly.
This looks good.
Hey, I thought you were dead.
My mouth is still alive!
Oh, geez!
We need to hurry and go.
Why is he crying?
Why are you standing here crying?
- Are you thinking of your parents? / - No.
- Do you miss your wife and kids? / - No.
Then why are you crying?
I really don't want to go.
Forget you. I don't need a coward like you.
Don't go. Just don't go.
Stop crying. You're not going.
Why are you crying when I told you not to go?
I want some of that jelly too.
Here. Eat it.
Why are you crying when I gave you jelly?
It's so sweet.
Give me a break!
General!
- It's our soldier and he's injured! / - Oh, no!
Help us.
Don't you feel anything seeing this injured soldier?
He got hurt risking his life for his country!
Don't you feel anything seeing this soldier?
I feel better now that he's out of sight.
Why did he even show up?
- I feel better. / - Since you can't see him?
- That wasn't obvious. / - Forget you all.
I'm going to cut you all down and go by myself.
Especially you. I'm cutting you down first.
Why is it me again?
You always pick on me!
Step aside.
Everyone, gather.
Gather around.
We'll play the word linking game
and loser has to go.
Alright.
Crying won't save you.
If you lose, you have to go. Got it?
The word linking game.
You start.
- Audio. / - Audio.
Audio.
- Audio. / - Audio.
Audio.
- Audio. / - Audio.
Audio.
- Audio. / - Audio.
Audio.
- Audio. / - Geez!
- Audio. / - Audio.
- Audio. / - Hey!
- Be quiet! / - Audio.
You guys planned this so you don't have to go.
Then I'm playing too.
Go ahead and start.
Audio.
- Audio. / - Audio.
- Audition. / - Audition...
- You changed it up. / - Can you think of a word?
If not, go.
Teacher.
Oh, come on!
Why are you crying out of frustration?
What is it now?
There is no word that links with audition.
I'll go!
Who are you?
General.
A war isn't just won with strength.
- You must use your head. / - That's true.
Through art of disguise,
I'll mix poison into the enemy's wine.
That's a great plan.
What kind of disguise?
A courtesan.
General, General.
Tonight, I'm all yours.
Dang it!
Bring the large straw cutters!
He's gone now.
(Man From the Future)
Hello!
I am your host, Park Seongkwang!
Don't be surprised, people.
There is a man from the year 2087
living in this year of 2017.
The world wants to know about him.
I introduce to you, the man from the future!
Goodness!
Hello!
He's from the future!
- Good to see you. / - Hello!
Why did you hit me?
Don't misunderstand.
This is how we greet each other in the future.
- That's the future greeting? / - Yes, yes.
It's kind of offensive.
You were offended?
- Let me respectfully greet you again. / - Sure.
Good to see you.
This is similar.
What is this?
This is the respectful way to greet in the future.
- This is what they do in the future? / - Yes.
- This is respectful? / - Of course.
When they have global summit, they do this.
- Hello. / - Hello.
Alright.
I guess many things change in the future.
Have a seat.
A few changes.
This is amazing.
Who is this guy who came with you?
- Who? / - Him.
This is a massager.
- He's not a person? / - It's a machine.
- Not a person? / - Right.
Wow, he really looks like a human.
He's a machine.
- Can I get a massage too? / - Yeah.
Hey, go ahead.
Get out of here.
Why did he get angry?
Artificial intelligence.
- Oh, artificial intelligence? / - Yes.
Wow, he seems so human.
He's a machine.
You're from the future but your outfit
is from the Joseon era. How strange.
They say fashion is cyclical.
This is the hottest look in the future.
In the future?
So young people wear that to Hongdae clubs?
Hongdae clubs?
Gosh!
There aren't clubs in Hongdae in the future?
There are many senior centers there.
Many senior centers in Hongdae?
Don't you know about NB in Hongdae?
That's one of the hottest clubs there.
No. NB.
Old folks home.
Oh, old folks home?
- I see. / - Right.
Then where do the youths of the future dance?
I'm curious.
The Osaek mineral spring in Gangwon-do.
The Osaek mineral spring in Gangwon-do?
- They dance there? / - Sure.
Everyone goes there where the pine trees are...
And grind up on each other.
They scoop up mineral water and go...
Water, water, water, water!
It's quite the scene.
I don't think you're from the future.
- You don't believe me? / - I think you're lying.
So you don't believe me?
I don't believe you.
I think you're lying.
Hey, I bet you drink water when you're thirsty.
Of course.
And that's all there is to you.
What does that even mean?
What's that got to do with anything?
We go dancing at the mineral spring.
You dance at the mineral spring wearing that?
We don't wear this to the mineral spring.
There's a separate look for that.
So... Oh!
These rolled up pants are a trend in 2017.
Right.
In the future, we roll these up all the way.
- Up higher? / - We keep rolling those.
I brought a fashionista
in case you don't believe me.
- You did? / - Yeah.
- Let's bring him in. / - Come here.
Are you greeting each other?
Is this a greeting?
- This is a greeting? / - I'm happy to see him.
So you were greeting each other.
So he's a fashionista from the future.
Go wait at the mineral spring.
- Got it. / - Yeah.
I'll be right there.
Very nice.
He was blushing. That was weird.
No, no, no.
How is he a fashionista? No way.
You don't believe me?
I don't!
You wear a hat when you don't shower, right?
Of course!
And that's all there is to you.
What does that mean?
What else would you wear?
Why are you yelling at me
when you didn't shower?
That's all there is to you.
Then...
Please answer this last question seriously.
Yeah, ask a serious question.
The Pyeongchang Winter Olympics
will start next year.
You should know the results.
- Sure. / - Tell us seriously.
Tell us if it went well.
Tell us how Korea did.
Korea wins 1st!
- Really? / - Yes.
This one athlete wins 31 gold medals.
It was amazing.
31 medals?
Who is it?
Chef Lee Yeonbok.
He was amazing.
You mean the Chinese cuisine chef?
So you know.
He wins the medals?
He swept all the medals for short track
using his sweet and sour skills.
- Amazing. / - What kind of skill is that?
Ready...
Bang!
Then...
At the goal, black bean!
That's how he won all the gold medals.
- Hey. / - It was amazing.
In 30 different events, he swept them all.
- 30 events? / - Yeah.
You said he won 31 earlier!
30 events make no sense!
After getting 30 gold medals,
they gave him one on the house.
It was amazing.
So who else wins medals?
Lee Sanghwa.
Now that's a proper answer.
Yeah.
So Lee Sanghwa wins the gold.
How many?
She wins 50.
It was amazing.
- She wins 50 medals? / - Yeah.
- One person can win 50 medals? / - Yeah.
How can one person win 50?
That's strange!
Yes, Lee Sanghwa sounds like strange.
It's really Lee Sanghwa.
It's totally Lee Sanghwa.
That's how Lee Sanghwa won 50 gold medals.
It's Lee Sanghwa.
For real.
- Get out. / - Huh?
- Get out? / - Beat it.
- Say good-bye and go. / - Alright.
Thank you.
(Acting Idols)
Today's audition is for
the movie about a Chinese food fanatic
that hunts down all the great restaurants.
We'll start the audition for
"You are my noodles."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.
I believe that the set-up is key in acting.
Yes, the set-up is very important.
What kind of act did you prepare?
I'll play a cold-blooded killer.
A killer. Great.
Ready... Action!
So you're the client?
I'll handle everything.
Did you bring the $20,000 in cash?
What's your phone number?
Why are you asking for the phone number?
The set-up is that I'm getting him a cash receipt.
Why would you do that?
- You have to eliminate your target. / - Yes.
I'll end him with one shot of this gun.
3...
2...
Dang it...
3...
2...
- Dang it... / - Does the target keep moving?
The set-up is that I forgot what 1 is in English.
It's one!
Why would you forget that?
Hurry and handle the target.
Yes.
I'll make him die for sure.
Alright.
Here's a luxury purse,
a luxury bag,
luxury shoes...
- Luxury watch. / - What are you doing?
I'm trying to make him die of happiness.
That's not how you kill someone!
You're out. Go sit down.
Coming up with strange set-ups...
Next candidate, come on in.
I don't see Nami Oh today.
What's this?
Excuse me.
That wasn't scary at all.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
I came from shooting a movie in Tokyo.
How do I look? Bet you didn't recognize me.
I could tell just from your mouth.
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They call me a goddess!
More like a female ghost.
I'll show my acting.
- Don't. / - Here I go.
Can you show me the script?
A scene where I'm on a date with my crush.
Just a moment.
Okay! Action.
Taehun, it's my dream to be a celebrity.
When do you think I'll be on TV?
Your top half is on.
Now, your bottom half needs to show.
Come on! You jokester.
Taehun.
Should I tell you a surprising story?
I don't get surprised that easily.
Go ahead.
Actually...
- I've always liked... / - Don't say it!
♪ I have peace like a river ♪
Taehun, what was that?
All I thought about was meeting you for a meal,
a movie, shopping and...
- Go on a date with you! / - You talk so much.
- Hold on... Mute. / - You...
Much better.
She was talking so much.
This is much better.
What is it?
You can say just one thing.
Unmute.
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They say I'm cool!
This isn't cool, this is bone-chilling.
You're out! Go sit down.
Stop overacting and go sit down.
Just go.
What are you...
Why are you going in reverse?
There.
- You're parked now. Stay still. / - Okay.
Last contestant, come on in.
Ma'am... What brings you here?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles we have left
are unnoticeable roles
like a lady at an alumni meeting.
There are no unnoticeable roles in acting.
No matter how unnoticeable the role,
you give it your all
so that the audience applauds you.
This is the spirit of acting.
I am merely a seal performing a show.
Ball, ball.
Oh, here's a ball.
Clap!
Clap!
Now that they've clapped for me,
I'll act as the lady at the alumni meeting.
Gosh, Mija!
You got so pretty!
Boksun, you got so skinny!
Geumja, you were the pretty one.
You're still the same!
What about me?
What about me?
What?
Congratulations on being pregnant?
This is my stomach!
I'm not even married!
How dare they?
Ma'am, please calm down.
Your acting is too heavy.
There is no such thing as too heavy in acting.
I was clearly expressing
the strong pride of the lady
who would dress from head to toe
in luxury brand knockoffs.
This is the spirit of acting!
Alright.
Yes.
I get it.
Please show us the scene of the lady
at the alumni meeting reuniting with
her first love.
- 3, 2, 1... / - Start!
Acting doesn't come out just because
you shout out start.
Acting comes out when you beat
all your competitors and
you're chosen first for the part you wanted.
I am merely
a rider enjoying a car game.
What are you doing?
I got hit by a water balloon.
Just wait 2 seconds.
Finish!
Since I was the 1st choice for this role,
I'll act as the lady at the alumni meeting.
Hold on...
My old crush, Daegeun is coming.
How's my makeup?
Gosh! Daegeun.
I've really missed you!
You brought flowers for me?
Let's see...
What's this?
"Thank you, teacher?"
Hey! I wasn't your teacher!
What? You thought I was the principal?
The principal was a man!
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers.
This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.
Whose car is license plate 0595?
Illegal parking?
It's my car.
I just said anything.
- It's the Say Anything Festival. / - Right.
Then let's meet our first contestant now.
The face completes...
Very nice on the curtain!
A ridiculous statement.
That candidate will be incomplete his entire life.
That's right. I used to be a model.
What kind of model?
A bikini model.
How sexy.
Let's meet the next contestant.
An executioner?
- He was beatboxing! / - Amazing!
Just remember 2 things in beatboxing.
- What is it? / - Vending machine, fridge.
Swag!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Doctor, I've developed a sour medicine!
So sour!
So sour!
- Sour medicine! / - That's right.
That one deserves praise.
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Side dish plate.
If that's a side dish plate,
her spoon must be a crane!
Amazing.
That contestant was very thin.
Yes, all skin and bones.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he running track?
Get on all fours properly!
He was being punished.
What did he do wrong?
♪ The crime of loving too much ♪
Lock him up!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is the pitcher watching for a sign?
Peek-a-boo.
He was watching his child!
Amazing.
Children like that always grow up to be adults.
That poor thing.
Let's meet the next contestant.
A wolf! A wolf!
- My love! / - You wolf...
So that's the wolf she meant.
- Amazing. / - A very racy statement.
Little brother!
Big brother!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he a swimmer?
Raise your hands properly!
He was being punished again!
Today is punishment day for him.
♪ Happy punishment day to you ♪
Let's meet the next contestant.
♪ Head, shoulder... ♪ Knees and toes!
Knees and toes! She couldn't touch her toes!
She absurdly lost her bottom half.
Hi! Hello.
You're good at Japanese.
Let's meet the next contestant.
♪ Open the window ♪
Is it Romeo and Juliet?
- Your newspaper. / - Thanks.
He wasn't Romeo! He was a paperboy!
- Amazing. / - What kind of guy is he?
A funny guy.
Who will be the next contestant?
Is it taekkyeon?
Stop farting!
My bad.
That was so good it deserves
to be flushed down the toilet.
That stinks!
Let's meet the next contestant.
- Honey. / - Yeah?
Who's prettier? Seolhyun or me?
He pleaded the fifth!
Amazing!
Yeongjin, who do you think is prettier?
Song Yeonggil.
Correct.
From the Say Anything Festival
this has been caster Ida Daussy...
And commentator innovative city.
Hello!
(Quiz Cafe)
An intense game of wits with
a prize of $1 million on the line.
I'm the host of the quiz show Quiz Cafe,
Seo Taehun.
Will someone win the $1 million today?
Today's contestant is comedian Yoo Minsang!
Hello!
Hello!
Good to see you.
Minsang.
- It's good to see you. / - Good to be here.
Before we start the actual quiz,
we'll have a warm-up quiz.
Guess the animal cry of the animal on screen.
- That's easy. / - Let's start!
What sound does a chicken make?
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Cock-a-doodle-doo. Correct.
What sound does a cow make?
- Moo. / - Correct!
What sound does a pig make?
Correct!
I didn't even say anything.
That's very good.
I didn't even say anything!
An angry pig.
Are you teasing me?
- Correct. / - Hey!
What's correct?
We'll start the actual quiz now.
The first question
is about sports.
Here are the options.
1.
Kim Yuna.
2.
Park Jiseong.
3.
Park Chanho.
- Korea's heroes. / - Here's your question.
Of the following,
who doesn't have
what it takes to be Korea's hero?
Go ahead!
Are you nuts?
You're having trouble. Just relax
and pick the one who's not quite Korea's hero
but just Korean.
- How could I pick that? / - Go ahead!
This is...
My head is spinning...
Spinning?
- So double axels, Kim Yuna? / - No, no, no!
You talk too much.
You mean Park Chanho who talks a lot?
No! Stop putting words in my mouth. No.
Go ahead.
3...
- 2... / - I can't do this.
I really can't do this. I'm sorry.
It's Jiseong?
So it's Park Jiseong?
That's who you picked.
Minsang, I don't understand
why you picked Park Jiseong.
- Me? / - But unfortunately, you're incorrect.
So what's the answer?
We'll move on to the next question.
You're all watching the man
who claims that if he played soccer for a living,
he'd be a better player than Park Jiseong.
- It's clumsy Yoo Minsang. / - I'm not clumsy.
I'm sorry.
- It's pork hocks Yoo Minsang. / - Hey!
This next question
will be given by KBS announcer Park Sora.
Hello, everyone.
I'm KBS announcer Park Sora.
- Minsang, nice to meet you. / - Hello.
So here's your question.
According to a survey,
this is what women want in a husband.
A humorous and kind man
that makes over $49,970 a year
and at least 178cm in height.
Gosh...
All of those things describe me.
Why are you tearing that?
Hey!
Why would you throw it out?
Minsang, this is your first question.
That was the... That's the second one!
The first question is about blind dates.
I would never go on a blind date with you.
What?
What's your problem?
I'd never go on a blind date with you either!
Really?
Sora, congratulations.
What?
Hey! Hey!
Geez...
What is this?
Thank you...
- For this priceless gift. / - What's that?
To all the women, you can do it too!
- Hey! / - Hang in there!
Thank you! Thank you!
- Stop messing around! / - Thank you!
- Give me a break... / - How touching.
I'm a man yet I'm very envious of Sora.
What does that mean?
Here's your next question.
Geez...
Choose the best place for
Minsang to spend the rest of his life.
1.
The base of the IS, Raqqa, Syria.
Hey!
2.
Aoji mines of North Korea.
You want to get rid of...
3.
North Korea's Kumsusan Palace of the Sun.
- What? / - Pick the place you'll spend...
The rest of your life!
You're always trying to send me away.
None of these places are livable!
Geez...
- Aoji? / - No, no!
- You said Aoji? / - No! Not that.
Hold on. 1 and 2 are places
a person can't live in.
So you'll choose 3, Palace of the Sun?
No!
That place is where Kim Jongil
and Kim Ilsung were.
You look kind of like them.
No! What are you saying?
Minsang, unfortunately you are incorrect.
Then what's the answer?
- We'll move on to the last question. / - Hey!
Will he win the $1 million?
I'll give him the last question now.
If another statue was built in Gwanghwamun,
who would it be a statue of?
1.
Toyotomi Hideyoshi.
- Hey! / - 2.
Ito Hirogumi.
Hey!
They're all Japanese!
- 3 is Korean. / - Oh, okay.
3. Lee Wanyong.
Hey!
- Go ahead. / - Hold on!
Hold on.
Isn't that me?
Nothing looks wrong to me.
This is wrong!
- Go ahead. / - Everyone...
3 looks wrong.
3 is wrong.
He betrayed his country!
- He's a bad person! / - No!
Stop hitting the face. It hurts my face.
Stop it. 3 is me.
- It's you? / - Yeah.
- You betrayed your country? / - No!
I am not a traitor.
3 is a photo of me.
Don't use my photo for such things.
I'm sorry.
You're very good at Japanese.
Don't be ridiculous!
Go ahead and answer. 3...
- 2... / - None of these make sense.
Since 3 is my face,
build a statue of me then.
- We should make a statue of you? / - Preferably.
Right in front of Kumsusan Palace of the Sun
where you'll spend the rest of your life.
What are you saying?
Are you saying like this?
How?
As you can see,
the one all the way on the left is Minsang.
I'm in the middle!
Unfortunately, you do not win $1 million.
Next episode...
We'll have the great comrade Yoo Minsang
who wishes to spend his remaining years
in North Korea.
Hey!
(Idiotic Robot)
Where did Jinho-bot go?
Jinho-bot, Jinho-bot!
Did you call, master?
I have no emotions.
I am Jinho-bot.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
Master, what's with your outfit?
My outfit?
I'm going to enter a hip hop audition.
- Hip hop audition? / - Watch.
What?
What was that?
Why'd you laugh at me? Do you know hip hop?
Master, I am a robot
so I have no interest in hip hop.
Yeah, what would you know?
Go do the dishes.
Yes, master.
The dishes...
♪ Why do I always have to do them? ♪
♪ My life is totally crappy ♪
Dab.
What was that?
Hold on.
That sounded like rapping.
Me?
But with rap skills like that
you won't even get past the preliminaries.
I won't get past the preliminaries?
♪ You can just go to hell ♪
What are you saying?
Master, the basis of hip hop is dissing.
Dissing? Oh, please. You did that on purpose.
I did not.
Gosh! Now I'm really mad.
I'm getting so angry!
You've become undisciplined.
Stand here with your hands up!
Raise them properly.
Master, I am a robot so
my arms will never get sore.
Yeah? Then...
Here... Here...
You should be okay holding this up.
Yes.
This is not tiring.
Do you want to apologize or not?
I... I'm... Sorry...
What did you say?
I... I'm... Sorry...
Speak properly!
I said that all for you.
I hate you, Master!
Jinho-bot.
He's rebelling now?
That was just the wind.
Why you...
Trying to save face...
Get over here.
Honey!
Hi, honey.
Did your move go well, honey?
Sure. I finally live alone!
- Ole! Bravo! / - Oh, yes!
- Ole! Bravo! / - Hold on...
- Hey. / - Bravo!
Hey!
Why are you so happy? Move it.
Honey, pick anything you need in my home.
I'll give it to you as a gift for moving out.
- Really? / - Yes.
Then...
The air conditioner.
I lost to an air conditioner. That really stings.
Serves you right!
Honey, I'll get you a new one as a gift.
- Really? / - Sure.
It's probably from all that unpacking...
- But don't I smell like sweat? / - No, you don't.
I need some perfume!
What the...
Geez...
Perfume mode.
Geez...
What are you doing?
What are you doing, honey?
Who sprays perfume like this?
This is how I keep the scent faint.
Oh, come on! Stop that.
Spray that on things that stink.
What are you doing?
Geez...
Honey, look at the time.
I have to go home and finish unpacking.
Then I'll go with you
and help you unpack at your place.
I can just ask my robot to do it, honey.
- Let's go. / - Let's go.
Why would you tag along?
Miss Somi likes me more.
I'm her boyfriend!
You stay out of this.
What?
Hello?
Yes. Oh, really?
You'll send a moving robot?
Thank you!
A moving robot?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Who is this guy?
What would you like help with, master?
I have much to unpack at home.
Let's go to my place for now.
Moving mode.
- Gosh! / - What the...
I'll help you all night, master.
Let's go!
- What the... Honey! / - Let's go!
What are you saying?
My parents told me to break up with you.
I'm really sorry to say this but...
My parents said that if I go to college,
I could meet a ton of girls prettier than you.
I'm sorry.
Good job.
Let's eat.
But dad...
When did you meet mom?
In college.
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Fight!
Fight!
Are you okay?
Get up.
They're after us!
We have to run for cover!
Let's hide!
- Get them! / - Get them!
Stop! Get them!
Get them!
We're good.
You can come out.
Thank you.
- Are you okay? / - Yes.
What school do you go to?
I am...
Gag University,
class of 83, Kim Daehui!
I am...
Gag University,
class of 87, Shin Bongseon!
Nice to meet you.
- You go to my school. / - Yes.
- Class of 1987? / - Yes.
You're a freshman.
What's a freshman doing
at this dangerous place?
You look like you can throw some rocks.
Good work. Let's go.
Let's get some soup and soju.
I don't drink.
What kind of man can't drink soju?
I'm a woman.
It isn't muscle?
So... What's your major?
Architecture? Engineering?
I'm a dance major.
Trading major?
A dance major.
Korean dance?
Ballet.
Did you take a few years off?
I'm a freshman.
Oh, right.
A dance major? That's great.
You should arrange a big meet-up
between my department and yours.
I bet there are a lot
of pretty girls in your department.
As you can see from me...
There are so many pretty girls.
What is she babbling about?
What was that?
Nothing, nothing. Let's go.
Here we are.
This is the cussing granny's soup joint.
I'm a regular here.
The food here is great.
Let's get some soup. Sit down.
I'll just go wash my hands.
Shouldn't you wash your face?
Stop joking...
It wasn't a joke.
Ma'am, ma'am.
I want a bottle of soju.
I'm a customer here.
I'm sorry.
Granny! Granny!
Gosh! Coming...
The old lady isn't here. It's her daughter.
Where did the old lady go?
She went far away.
Maybe she went to see the flowers.
Did she go to Seoul?
- Two soups and a bottle of soju please. / - Sure.
You're back.
So... Do you like soup?
This is my first time trying it.
Really?
Why? This stuff is delicious.
- Since I'm in ballet... / - Quiet.
- I have to stay fit... / - Shut it.
- If I eat things like this... / - Don't want to hear it.
- My professor will yell at me. / - I will as well.
It's true though...
Here's your soup.
Thank you.
Let's eat.
Oh, right.
Keep your promise.
Set my department up with your department.
Since we're talking about it,
how about having it in 2 days?
How about the day after tomorrow night?
- I can't in 2 days. / - Why not?
I'm going to Seoul.
- Seoul? / - Yes.
I'm going to a natural farm with my family.
Then I guess you won't be there...
- If we all meet up in 2 days. / - Right.
Then let's have it in 2 days.
I should slap him.
What was that?
Nothing.
So...
Here you go.
No. I really don't drink.
It's alright. Have some.
Even smelling soju makes me pass out.
I can't.
We drink soju
because we live in a crazy world!
We can't live life sober!
That's why we drink.
- Got that? / - Yes.
Take some.
For prosperous Korea
and to our youth!
Cheers.
Daehui...
Daehui!
Let's all get together in 2 days.
Daehui.
That's the stuff.
He's kind of cute.
You...
When we all meet up,
you'll become my man.
Got it?
Ma'am, another bottle of soju!
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
- Can just one of you talk? / - Okay.
- Okay. / - Okay.
Who is it?
Someone to care for you?
Someone to love you?
Someone that can lift you?
Guys always stare whenever we walk by.
It's hard not to stare.
Myeonghun.
You answer this as a guy.
Who among us is the prettiest?
- Me? / - Me?
Me?
Me.
I'm not trying to be funny.
People say I'm the prettiest.
Even my mom said so.
Why are you circling me?
Where are you going?
Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?
- Why? / - Why?
I told you not to like me.
- I'll kill you. / - I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
Why did you steal glances at my legs
when I was wearing a miniskirt?
Did you fall for me?
Hey, are you going to keep acting like a loser?
You going to keep acting so lame?
Do you want to join my soccer team?
For real. Come to a game.
Do you work out separately?
Why do you keep circling me?
Why are you sitting?
Guys, congratulate me.
I think I'll kiss a movie star
that I have a crush one.
- I'm so envious. / - I'm so envious.
So disgusting.
Who is it?
Nobody asked.
Jung Woosung.
Jung Woosung.
When we were on a date yesterday,
people crowded around
so he grabbed my hand and ran.
Like a scene from a movie.
"Before Sunset?"
"Lala Land?"
"Planet of the Apes?"
You need to wax your arms.
People might think you're an ape.
This is...
You really shouldn't sit on me.
I've never experienced this.
- What happened? / - What happened?
You didn't finish a meal?
I went hiking recently.
You can barely walk up a step.
Keep going then.
I got tired from hiking up the mountain
so I asked a guy for water.
He gave me food and water
and ran away in embarrassment.
What was he thinking?
This woman is charming.
This woman is perfect.
This woman is a mountain bandit.
Were you wearing leopard print?
I feel like your necklace will explode.
Get a bigger one.
Guys.
Let's all go clubbing this weekend.
Alright, I'll seduce the guys there.
I'll also seduce them.
Then I'll cuss at you.
So how do you get a guy to like you?
Should I let down my hair?
Should I unbutton my shirt?
Then...
Should I release the hounds?
(My Mother-in-law is Strange)
Honey.
I think you spent too much on me for dinner.
Oh, come on.
Of course I'd spend that much on you.
Gosh!
I think I really married the right man!
I'm so happy.
Want me to make you happier?
Close your eyes.
Here comes the train.
Choo! Choo!
Son!
My son!
Mom!
Mom...
What the...
I think that train was moving too fast.
I almost couldn't stop it.
How did you get in here, mom?
You're all grown up, my son.
Seeing you act all grown up
makes me a bit sad.
You're all grown up.
Oh, hello, mother.
What brings you here without even calling first?
Yeah, a mother-in-law just
popping into the home
of a newlywed couple.
I'm sure you're disgusted.
No.
What?
Are you saying I'm right or not?
What was that?
Mother, I'm sure you're hungry.
I'll fix you something to eat right now.
Gosh!
You just got here and wanted to relax
but now you have to cook for me?
I'm sure you're disgusted.
No.
What the...
Are you going to feed me or not?
- Have a seat... / - Hey!
Why you...
I took in the likes of you...
You take your mother-in-law for a fool?
What did I tell you?
She has the face of a husband tormentor!
I don't like her! I don't like her!
Mom. Mom, stop it.
- My puppy! / - Stop it.
My puppy! Gosh, my puppy.
My puppy.
- Grandma! / - My puppy!
My little puppy!
My puppy!
My little puppy.
You should act cute for your grandma.
How sweet!
Hold on. Let me give you some pocket money.
- Where did I put it? / - Grandma...
- Where is it? / - Hold on...
Hold on, grandma.
Here it is.
Take it. Good boy.
Very good.
Thank you.
- My puppy... / - Father...
I mean, mother...
Mother, what brings you here
without even calling?
What do you mean what brings me here?
I have to call to come see my grandson?
No, no.
Why are you here?
You're making them uncomfortable!
- I was just curious. / - Me too.
- Very good. / - Why's the weather so hot?
It's so hot!
Hot, hot, hot!
- Am I the only one? / - I'm hot too.
I'm hot too.
- Let's all sit. / - Yes.
Gosh, it's so stinking hot.
- Daughter-in-law. / - Yes, yes.
Get me some cold water.
- Yes, mother. / - Good.
Daughter-in-law.
Get me some cold water.
I asked you to do it, not her!
Yes, yes.
But I asked my daughter-in-law to do it.
I asked my daughter-in-law as well.
Hold on.
- Here's your water, mother. / - It's too salty.
- What? / - What?
You haven't even tried it yet.
It's still salty.
- It's just plain water. / - It's still too salty.
Your face looks salty!
Gosh...
- Grandma. / - My puppy.
Some water.
How sweet.
So sweet.
Sweet, salty, sweet, salty!
My puppy...
How did you know grandma was thirsty?
You asked for it.
How did you know grandma was hot?
It's summer as anyone can see.
I'm hot, you're hot, we're all hot...
Is it your birthday?
Why do you keep flapping your mouth?
- Why do you keep butting in? / - I'm sorry.
Keep quiet or I'll beat you!
- I'm sorry, mother! / - Grandma.
Grandma, it's been long
since we were all together.
Let's all go to the sauna.
- Sauna? / - No, Munjae.
Grandma is too scared to go to saunas.
Why?
Last time I went to a sauna,
I turned the faucet to turn on the water.
Then water as cold as ice came down.
I almost died of a heart attack.
Who would set it on cold water? How rude.
Who was it?
It was me? I did it?
I secretly followed my mother-in-law and
since I didn't know which shower she'd use,
I set all 47 showers on cold water. Is that it?
That's being ridiculous.
- You don't know that! / - What the...
What's your problem?
This is what's wrong with her.
Always talking back!
You never say you're sorry.
- No, I didn't do anything... / - I'm so angry!
- Hey, hey. / - Grandma.
Only I can fix this.
Mother, please calm down.
- It was all my fault. / - As long as you know that.
Now I feel better.
I never should've taken in
an uneducated daughter-in-law.
- Geez! / - Mother...
Grandma!
That was harsh!
My mom is a mother-in-law now.
You always gave her a hard time.
You should be nice to her now.
I'm sorry about all that.
I tend to have mood swings
now that I've aged.
Last time, I had a dream
and someone kept waving to me to come.
I was so scared.
Mother, I've never seen you act so weak.
Mother, who wants to take you away?
Who do you think?
Me? It's me?
Mother, don't take me away!
- Hey! / - I'm scared!
They're so strange!
(Blushing Old Age)
I'm going to win 1st in
the senior citizen center art contest.
I guess nobody else is participating.
Move it!
Lower your gaze. Lower your gaze!
Hey, he looks like a new guy.
He wants to enter the art contest, so arrogant.
To get all the old ladies.
Hey.
What is it?
So you can hear.
Get over here.
I'm warning you.
Don't enter the art contest.
We're both old men.
Why are you grabbing my shirt?
So you don't have age spots.
What are you saying?
- Let me go. / - No.
- Let me go. / - No!
You won't? Then I'll do this.
So you don't wear dentures.
Of course I don't wear dentures.
I'm going to practice drawing. Don't bother me.
I'm going to draw this lion,
my grandson's favorite.
Hey, have you ever seen one in real life?
I've seen one at the zoo.
I meant have you seen the Grim Reaper?
How can I see the Grim Reaper in real life?
I see him often.
Even yesterday.
Yeonggil, just go with the Grim Reaper
since he went through the trouble.
You just don't get me
but you take the Grim Reaper's side?
You need a beating.
Yeonggil, please be merciful.
I have no mercy.
I'm angry so...
- Bring my daughter's shoes. / - Her shoes?
Hammer, let's do this.
That stings!
That's enough.
We'll poke a hole through him.
See that? This is how scary we are.
So you just go home.
I'm entering the contest.
- Go home! / - I'm entering the art contest!
- Hey! / - What the...
Only I'm entering this art contest!
Only I'm entering this art contest!
Only I'm entering this art contest!
Why do you keep repeating yourself?
I don't remember talking.
How can you enter the art contest
with that memory?
Just get lost.
Get lost?
It's an art contest so let's compare drawings!
Alright. Skinny, show them your skills.
- Spike, draw. / - Okay.
- Both of you try drawing him. / - Alright.
He sure looks easy to draw. Go ahead.
Good. Keep drawing.
- Yeonggil. / - What?
This is the best I can do.
He just drew a stick figure!
You win.
His hands don't tremble.
You...
Is that supposed to be a flower?
Alright, I'd better take action myself.
Time to draw.
Yes, this looks good.
I'll draw this pretty flower.
This scent...
Go ahead and let out a sneeze.
Go ahead.
Sneeze!
Minsang!
Hey...
You old fool...
Nobody even did anything to you.
Why couldn't you sneeze?
We promised to get along.
Get up.
Get up!
Hello, sirs.
I'm the model for today's art contest.
Right this way. I have flowers for you.
You old fart!
(Bongsunga School)
Bongsunga School is back.
Hello, I am the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui. Good to be here.
- Did you have a nice week? / - Yes!
Great. So who wants to talk first today?
Who are you guys?
We're from "Produce 101."
"Produce 101?"
I haven't seen you on TV.
That's right.
We didn't make the cut to be in the 101.
102nd, 103rd, 104th.
Don't get nervous because of all the people.
Enjoy this!
Let's greet them.
Hi, I'm Ryu Samuel.
Hi, I'm Song Daniel.
Hi, I'm the lucky one.
Jang Obok!
Did you hear my decibels?
You'll never get on my level.
Because with those faces...
You can't!
Why couldn't you boys get in the top 101?
We wrote our real ages by accident
on the application form.
- 34. / - 39.
41.
I didn't have correction fluid so I used my spit
and the paper tore.
Since you're here...
Idols all have something up their sleeve.
Show us your cute side.
- Song. / - Ryu.
Hey, man! Stop staring at me.
Your radiant face
is going to blind me.
I don't think so, murderer!
Your killer smile
is going to kill many.
Give me a break!
No matter how hard you try, with those faces...
You can't!
Look what I do.
Everyone, you're saved in my heart!
Get a haircut.
Slice some melon, slice some pear.
I should slap you.
Don't hit me in the face.
I have a shoot tomorrow.
You finally got a gig?
What's the shoot for?
A CT scan.
I have degenerative arthritis.
- Do you guys want to come? / - No.
Then the first one to get treatment...
♪ It's me, it's me ♪
You're not doing it with me?
♪ It's me ♪
- ♪ It's me, it's me ♪ / - Go sit down.
Sit, sit.
- ♪ It's me, it's me ♪ / - Alright, go sit.
Brats...
Who wants to talk next?
Hi, everyone!
Hi!
These days guys that live alone
are more popular than handsome guys.
I live alone! I'm Honnam!
People seem to look at guys that
live alone with pity.
I feel sorry for couples.
I feel sorry for couples like this. Hey, man.
Why would you spend the money
you earn on some girl?
I spent the money I earned on myself!
Spend more.
You need to spend a lot more. Like all of it.
What are you saying?
Let me tell you how great it is to live alone.
When couples go on dates,
they fight over where to go.
- Where should we go? / - Anywhere.
- Myeong-dong? / - Not somewhere crowded.
- Hangang? / - But it's so hot out!
- How about a movie? / - Again?
Then where should we go?
Anywhere!
I ought to punch you!
You can go to all those places if you live alone.
So I went to Hangang Park in Yeouido
and rode the duck boat alone.
- You rode the duck boat? / - Yes!
Don't you need two people to make it go?
That's why I kept turning in one direction.
On my 72nd rotation...
I got sunstroke.
When I came around and opened my eyes...
I floated all the way to Anyangcheon.
You sure went far.
But it's fine!
- I got to do what I wanted to! / - Okay.
- I love living alone. / - Oh, come on.
You should find a girl to date.
- And even get married. / - I just don't get it.
What's so great about marriage?
Living alone is great.
If you live alone,
you can sleep in on your day off
and nobody says a thing!
You wake up at 2 p.m.
Yet nobody says a thing!
Even if you go back to sleep...
Nobody says a thing!
Even if you don't make your bed,
nobody says a thing!
That's how great it is to be single.
I bet you're envious sometimes.
Sometimes, I'm envious of single guys like you.
I bet!
- I want to sleep in on the weekend. / - Right.
But my cute kids wake me in the morning.
When I say I'm tired, my kids go...
"You're tired, dad?"
♪ Hang in there, dad ♪
They're so noisy when they sing.
And my wife would grill fish
even when I have no appetite.
She'd sit right next to me, cramping my space,
remove all the bones and serve me the fish.
It's so frustrating!
Can you talk about it a bit more?
You seem frustrated but
I felt a warmth in my heart.
It felt so warm. Tell me a bit more.
Please.
- I bet you're lonely. / - Yeah.
You can hang out with me.
- Where should we go? / - Anywhere.
Stop that!
Let's start class now.
- Let's look at the problems for math. / - Math?
The first question...
256 times 735 is?
188,160!
An Gongsik! Precisely!
Teacher, I can't stand not being precise.
- Alright, have a seat. / - Sorry for shouting.
The second one is a bit tough.
7 squared times 9 squared
times 8 squared is what?
254,016!
What was that?
An Gongsik! Precisely!
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I can't stand not being precise.
- My name is An Gongsik. / - Alright.
- Teacher, I have a question. / - Go ahead.
There's a question here that isn't precise.
Let me see.
Mother gave Cheolsu $2 in pocket money.
If Cheolsu spends $1 on chips,
how much money does Cheolsu have left?
- What? / - What's wrong?
- What about this? / - It's so imprecise.
How so?
What chips did he get?
You can't buy chips with $1 these days.
It's so imprecise.
That's true but it's just a question...
Let me explain this simply.
Look. I'm your mom.
Don't be ridiculous.
Let's just say he is!
No...
Let's just say I'm your mom. So I'm your mom...
That's not my mom's voice.
Geez...
Alright, alright.
Cheolsu.
I am not Cheolsu. I'm Gongsik.
Let's just say you're Cheolsu!
Let's just say you're Cheolsu.
Got it?
I'm giving you $2 in pocket money.
Say that after you give it to me.
- Alright! / - Give it to him!
Hold on!
- Here's $2. / - There.
Cheolsu, here's $2 in pocket money.
Use $1 to buy a snack.
So much do you have now?
$1.
Yes! Correct!
- Nice! / - He did it.
I got through to him.
Give me the money back now.
- The money is gone. / - Why?
I just gave it to you.
Cheolsu has the money.
That's smart.
Alright! Fine, you keep it. Just keep it!
Thank you.
Teacher, I have another question.
This time Cheolsu's mom gives...
- Cheolsu $20,000... / - Oh, come on!
Sit down!
- A repeat offender! / - Sit down!
He almost got you.
How frustrating...
You're so weak for a man!
- Say it with me. Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
Who are you?
The strong man, Gangnam.
Kids these days are so weak
just like these guys!
I didn't say anything.
You can't be this weak.
Kids these days need to be strong!
Look at this.
Cute Bonobono.
- How cute. / - Bonobono is too weak!
Weak!
This is why he's not as popular as
as Turning Mecard! Because he's weak!
You're right.
Look at this facial hair.
His facial hair is too weak!
Weak!
His facial hair should be powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
- Bonobono is like a wild man! / - Man!
His eyes should be powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
Bonobono says, "What you looking at?"
- He's a man that picks fights! / - Man!
Lastly, let's change the cute clam
into something powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
- Bonobono, a man that's been to jail! / - Man!
You can't even call him Bonobono.
He's inmate 3424!
- Now this is a man! / - Man!
- Go sit down. / - My turn is done, man.
Man.
Who wants to talk next?
I will survive.
I will survive.
What the...
I will survive.
I will survive the nature!
Hello.
I love the nature and I live in the mountains.
My name is Hyeran and my surname is Tae.
I'm Tae Hyeran!
- Tae Hyeran. / - Yes.
- You're a woman, right? / - Yes! I'm a woman.
I see.
How did you decide to live alone
in the mountains as a woman?
There's a sad story behind that.
Since I'm at the age to get married,
my family kept pushing me to get married.
- So I went on a few blind dates. / - I see.
But none of them called me back.
I even tried getting cosmetic surgery...
But I just wasted money and humiliated myself.
That's why I started living in the mountains.
The mountains took me in without
any questions!
The mountains don't discriminate!
I see...
Try this.
This looks like a rare medicinal herb.
There are medicinal herbs everywhere.
If I stick a shovel in the ground...
- Wild ginseng pops up. / - Really?
- Eat it without brushing off the dirt! / - Okay...
That's it.
- What is it? / - Are you okay?
Yes.
- Your vision isn't starting to get hazy? / - No.
So those are edible.
Hey!
The ones with wide leaves won't kill you.
Geez...
- Hey. / - Yes.
You try eating this.
- What is it? / - It's very good for men.
Become a strong man!
I don't have a use for this.
Yeah? That's too bad.
What the heck is this?
She just slapped him.
- Just like that... / - I didn't even say anything.
Who wants to talk next?
Goodness...
Mr. Principal.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the new principal of Bongsunga School.
I'm the 19th principal,
Moon Gyojang.
Thank you.
Daehui, I hear you have 3 daughters.
Yes, that's right.
I'm a father of 3 girls.
You've done a great service for the country
as we're experiencing low birth rates.
Can you try a little harder?
You mean have more kids?
I've been clipped.
Daehui, getting unclipped is first.
Very nice!
What a close couple!
It must be tough to study in this hot weather.
- Dear. / - Yes.
I prepared some fruit salad
with all sorts of goodies.
Have some.
It's filled with goodies.
- First... Affles. / - Apples.
- Watermewon. / - Watermelon.
- Apwicot. / - Apricot.
I love you.
Could I tell a funny joke as you...
- Enjoy the fruit salad? / - Sure.
Listen carefully.
What happens if Jessica Alba works hard?
I give up.
She becomes Jessica Regular Employee.
How funny!
You're so humorous!
Jobs come first.
I'll try to make everyone regular employees.
Please make more people laugh.
Please continue to be funny.
- Thank you. / - Thank you.
Please continue to be funny.
Please continue...
He'll be around forever.
Amazing visuals.
Principal Moon, I'll save you in my heart.
So funny!
We can only laugh.
Ma'am...
Your outfit is so pretty.
- Do you like this? / - Yes.
- Then you can have it. / - You're giving it to me?
- Gosh... / - Take it.
This looks really nice too.
- Do you like this? / - Yes.
Then...
Dear.
I don't think I can give you this.
Should we go shopping for your clothes
on the way home?
I love shopping!
Installment payments first.
So frugal!
I love you.
Good-bye, Principal Moon.
Our principal...
So...
Anyone else have to talk?
- We're done, right? / - Yes.
What the...
Are you afraid of the unknown future?
I'll gather, gather and gather my power
to shed light on your future!
Who are you?
Are you the skilled prophet, Shinbong fairy?
You were right about our viewer ratings
last episode.
"Standstill."
She's feeling it!
I'm getting a feeling.
I feel a strange energy.
How dare you show yourself here?
What is it?
You're not even human and
you dare show up in front of me?
- Go! Get out of here! / - What is it?
Stay away... Stay away!
Stay...
- Stay away! / - Something is possessing her!
What is it?
I got a mosquito in my dress!
- I'll scratch you. / - It bit my back.
This stinking mosquito...
Bit right through my dress.
I'm feeling something.
You two.
- You're a couple. / - What's going on?
Break up now.
- That's what's good for you two. / - Why?
Don't have that man by your side.
Don't regret it later and break up now!
Why? Does that man have bad energy?
What is it?
He's just my type!
Good luck.
Don't look so happy next to another woman!
It makes me so jealous!
I can't do it... I can't get married!
Geez...
You!
You'll also never marry!
I never said anything!
So anyway...
Don't you have a question for me?
I do!
I want to be in the top 101
but I just can't make it.
Is there another way?
Another way...
It's coming to me as a song.
- 7856. / - 7856?
- Yoon Jongshin's... / - "Rebirth!"
♪ I feel like I was born again ♪
Be born again!
I hope everyone that watches Gag Concert
will become very, very fortunate!
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