• From turning out to be a lesbian to being hit in the nuts with a bat, the Planet Dolan
crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about more of the worst
ways we've been romantically rejected.
I'm Hellbent and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by matt33236 Grgak Grgak went to school feeling really confident
because he was going to ask his crush out.
At lunch, he sat next to her and asked her the question… but she turned around and
screamed, "What the fuck?
NO!"
She slapped Grgak across the face ten times.
A year later, she kissed a guy right in front of him, then slapped Grgak again, saying,
"I don't love you, ya cunt!"
He still doesn't know what all that was about.
Number 9 was submitted by Rhia1 Mimi Mimi went on a movie date with a guy in high
school.
He was the perfect gentleman, buying her movie ticket, soda, and popcorn.
After the movie, Mimi and her date left with smiles on their faces.
The next day, she texted him that she enjoyed the date.
He told Mimi that he didn't feel anything because he liked guys, specifically his friends.
He also told her he enjoyed wearing his sister's clothes.
Mimi was cool about it, but he still complained about not having a girlfriend to his buddies,
who never knew the crossdresser fantasized about being with them.
Number 8 was submitted by Isaiah_the_boss Danger Dolan
The worst way Dolan was romantically rejected was in 8th grade.
It was the day before Valentine's Day, and he was going to ask out the hottest girl in
school.
It was lunchtime, and he went to ask her but saw five other boys asking her out as well.
Dolan was nervous, but he still asked her out.
She said, "Yeah, sure, why not."
Dolan's big brother had a party that day and she was there.
Dolan asked her to go in the basement while he got punch.
She agreed, but when he came back all the boys who had asked her out before were making
out with her.
She looked at Dolan and said, "Oh, never mind, I'm over."
Dolan kicked everyone out and stayed home, crying.
Number 7 was submitted by TheGreatEMaster59 MKyleM
During his senior year of high school, MKyleM had a crush on a nice nerdy girl after a common
friend introduced them.
He tried to build up the courage to ask her out and tell her how he felt about her.
He bought her a rose and chocolates for Valentine's Day to tell her how he felt.
Come Valentine's Day, she ran up to him and told him that she loved him.
Before she could say anything else, MKyleM hugged her and told her that he did too, and
then tried to kiss her.
She slapped him and said it was a joke before she ran off.
He hasn't seen or heard from her since.
Number 6 was submitted by Avajaz Melissa One time Melissa had a crush on a boy, and
they started talking and flirting with each other.
They were together for about a week when she asked him to homecoming and he said yes.
Melissa had her first kiss with him at homecoming.
A few days later, he told her that they couldn't be together because he was busy with football.
He told her they could date again after his season ended.
The next day, Melissa saw him making out with another girl.
She confronted him about it, but he turned the whole thing on HER, claiming that Melissa
was just jealous and that he had just bonded with her for a few hours.
Later, he got suspended for four months for having sex with that girl in the teacher's
lounge.
Number 5 was submitted by derpy0213 Zaraganba (Dolan's Brother)
When Zaraganba was in middle school, there was a girl who he had a big crush on.
One day he summed up the courage to ask her out, but there were two things he didn't know
about her.
One, she played softball, and two, she had massive paranoia.
So, she ended up taking a softball bat to his balls!
She said, "Nut shot bitch, now fuck off you little bastard!"
When Zaraganba went to the dance two years later, he wore a cup and tried asking her
out again.
Good thing too because she did the same thing.
Number 4 was submitted by Mote-of-Lobross Cidius
In ninth grade, there was a girl who was always kind of shy and had her nose in a book, but
was so cute that Cid crushed hard for her.
Since he was a bit of a nerd himself, he reached out to her and they became fast friends.
Eventually, she started inviting a skinhead who was a junior in high school to join them.
The guy kind of freaked Cid out, but he decided not to judge.
One night, Cid gathered the nerve to ask her out when they were all at the food court at
the local mall.
The skinhead flipped out and started threatening him, shouting at the top of his lungs and
spraying spittle everywhere.
It turned out the two were already dating, and the guy was VERY territorial.
The following Monday, he and his high school friends jumped Cid on the way home from school
and beat the shit out of him.
The girl dumped him because of that, but when Cid asked her if she wanted to date, she said,
"Sorry, but not after you got your ass handed to you like that."
Number 3 was submitted by TheInventioner Pringle When Pringle was in college, he dated a girl
in his Creative Writing class for a few months.
Around Valentine's Day, he spent almost all of his money on buying a "promise ring".
Pringle walked down the hall with the ring and stopped her.
She started to say something, but he shushed her and said, "Ever since I met you, I have
adored you, and right here I have a Promise Ring, because I promise to never give you
up, I promise to never let you dow n and always love you.
If you take this ring, do you promise the same?"
Her friends behind her looked shocked.
He waited for a long time on one knee for her to say something… then she said, "You
fucking creep.
What makes you think we would ever be more than just a college fling?"
She walked away without another word, leaving Pringle there with tears rolling down his
face.
Number 2 was submitted by BadW01f2 Legna Legna met a girl online during his sophomore
year of high school.
She ended up living in the same city as him, and they hit it off pretty well and talked
online for a while.
One day, they decided to meet up at the mall for their first date.
It was his first real date and he was really excited and nervous.
When he found the girl at the mall, he was really shy and awkward the whole time, but
ended up getting his first kiss that day.
He thought the date went really well considering the situation.
She seemed happy, and Legna was definitely happy.
Later that same day, she broke up with him over text.
The day after that he saw online that she became a lesbian and was dating a girl.
She didn't even wait a while.
Number 1 – What was the worst way I've ever been romantically rejected?
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