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(Acting Idols)
A love story about a couple that caught a cold.
We'll start the audition for
"Love Achoo-ally."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello, I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.
I believe the set-up is key in acting.
Yes, the set-up is important.
What kind of acting did you prepare?
I'll play the owner of a barbecue restaurant.
Great. Ready... Action!
Yes, this is the barbecue restaurant.
A big group?
Sure, no problem.
Kim, we're getting a big group!
Hello and welcome!
Just sit wherever you want.
What's wrong?
The set-up is that his name is Big Group.
Why would that be his name?
- Just show us some normal acting. / - Okay.
Sir, I'll take your jacket so it doesn't get smelly.
Hey, what the...
What is it?
The set-up is that the customer is a flasher.
He's not a flasher!
- Act properly for once. / - Okay.
I'll flip those for you.
Nope! I'm not going to!
Hold on. What are you doing?
The set-up is that I'm making the customers flip
instead of flipping the meat.
Why would you do that?
You're making me flip out!
You're out! Go sit down.
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
Don't you know me?
I'm Dumbo, the baby elephant.
Dumbo.
Dumbo?
Bring it on.
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They say my body takes their breath away!
Ridiculous! Your body isn't breathtaking...
What are you doing?
I was standing on your nose!
Sorry about that.
Honey, it's really cold now.
Yeah, it got cold.
Gosh, you should dress warmer. Hold on.
What the... Excuse me... What are...
What are you doing? What did you do?
Are we being intimate now?
Goodness...
What the... No!
We're not being intimate!
Don't be ridiculous
and clean up this mess you made.
Alright.
Bodyguard.
What is this?
What's he putting on...
What is this?
What are you doing?
What is this?
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They call me cute!
You have ears and they're huge.
You're out! Go sit down.
Last candidate, come on in.
What brings you here, ma'am?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles we have left
are dull roles like the lady
taking a yoga class...
There are no dull roles in acting.
No matter how dull the role,
you give it your all
to express everything realistically.
This is the spirit of acting.
I am merely a blue crab that's in season now.
Transform into a crab!
Ma'am, you're more like a sumo wrestler.
A sumo wrestler?
You think you're so su-mart?
I'll end my life as a blue crab
and act as the lady at the yoga class.
I hear yoga is good for your health.
The first pose...
It strengthens your spine.
The cat pose.
1, 2.
This next pose strengthens your core.
The plow pose.
Yoga sure is good for your health!
Hold on. Let me air this place out.
Let me suck up this fart smell.
Ma'am.
Your acting...
Was so disgusting.
There is no disgusting in acting.
I was merely expressing
the lady's deep sleep...
As she'd doze off while snoring
during meditation time.
This is the spirit of acting!
Alright.
The scene where you learn yoga properly...
When are you... Will I get to see it today?
Acting doesn't come out through threats!
Acting comes out when you give it your all
and when you can play the role proficiently.
I am merely
a church choir member
that can sing any song proficiently.
Twice's "TT."
♪ I'm like TT ♪
♪ Just like TT ♪
♪ You don't get me ♪
♪ You're so mean, you're so mean ♪
How could you, Father?
Father, Father, Father...
Making fun of Twice can get you in trouble.
Yeah?
Anyway, I sang with proficiency
so I'll act as the lady at yoga class.
Let's learn flying yoga this time.
After hanging it on the ceiling... 1, 2...
Goodness!
What's wrong with the ceiling?
What should I do?
Oh, the barbecue restaurant owner.
So we meet here.
The meat smells great...
Goodness! I'm so sorry!
I couldn't help myself!
Ma'am, you're out!
(Can We Become Strangers?)
- Hello. / - Welcome.
You're by yourself today.
What about your boyfriend?
We broke up.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's alright.
I thought I'd be fine
but it's hard to forget.
- Give me a stiff drink. / - Sure.
Here you go.
This is Jonghyeok's favorite drink.
- Keep this here under his name. / - Sure.
- Hello. / - Hi.
Oh, your girlfriend came by alone yesterday...
Oh, you broke up...
Sora came by yesterday?
Yes... I'm sorry.
That's okay.
- I'll have my usual. / - Sure.
Oh... Sora left this behind under your name.
Sora's still so...
That'll be $170.
Pardon?
She left the bill for you too.
She's still such a pain! Man!
Geez!
Pay before you drink.
I didn't drink anything.
Oh, this song...
Sora really liked this song.
I miss her.
Sir...
Thank you.
May I get a napkin?
Here you go.
Boy, that hit the spot!
Boilermakers are the best!
I bet Sora still gets sad when she hears this song.
She started getting drunk.
She hasn't changed.
Hey, Sora.
You're still feeling sorry for yourself here?
I'll set you up with a guy!
Forget it! I'm not interested.
But he's supposed to come here now!
I said I'm not interested.
- Hello. / - Hello.
You're really cute.
I have to go to the military. See you.
Salute!
You were already discharged!
I guess I drank too much.
I'd better go before I mess up again.
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
Hey... Sora, your bag...
I sure miss Sora.
Excuse me...
Sora left this bag behind yesterday.
- I guess she was really drunk last night. / - Yes.
What's this? A pork hock?
What is this?
What the... A karaoke remote?
How wasted did she get? Hold on...
Hold on...
Why does she have a grill?
What is this?
This is...
This is a crime!
She took the call bell at the bar too.
Geez, Sora... Unbelievable...
Did he come by today?
He just left.
I guess I'll have a drink with my friend.
Okay.
Come on in.
I said to come in!
That was in front of the bar.
Why would you make him stand out in the cold?
Have a seat. Sit.
Let's have a drink!
Gosh, you have long legs.
By any chance...
Did Sora stop by last night?
Yes. She was really drunk last night
and forgot to pay the bill.
- I'll pay for that. / - Sure.
Here. $40.
This is lettuce.
Hold on, hold on!
Hold on...
Hold on...
(Countryside Love)
Here.
What's this?
You said your mom's sick.
It's for her hospital bill.
You don't have that kind of money! Take it back.
I saved it up to get married.
But that's not important.
You're my friend. Here.
Yeah... I won't get married either.
My favorite thing to do is drink with my buddy!
Let's drink.
Hello. Hello.
And you are...
I moved here a few days ago.
From where?
Seoul. It's nice to meet you.
- Wow, she's pretty. / - She's pretty.
- Hey! / - Hey!
- What? / - What?
Hey! What's that sound?
- What? / - Did war break out?
What is it?
I can hear your heart racing from here!
You're already imagining your wedding.
I can imagine whatever I want!
I don't think so!
Get it together.
A Seoul girl wouldn't like a hick like you.
I know all about Seoul. I've been there!
- You know it? / - Yeah.
Hongdae.
What's Hongdae?
Do you know Hongdae?
- I know Hongdae! / - What is it?
Tell me what Hongdae is!
A large order of braised skate.
So you know.
I told you I know! I know Hongdae!
Anyway...
You'd better play fair.
No playing dirty.
You'd better not ogle her!
- Don't play dirty! / - Don't ogle her!
Goodness...
Gosh...
It's the girl from Seoul.
What would you like?
Ma'am! Come here.
Geez...
Here.
What's this?
Snail hangover soup.
I didn't order this.
It's from that fool.
You're ogling her!
And you ordered her the snails
which are in season and expensive?
Gosh... Looks like I'll get married soon.
Ma'am!
Come here!
- Gosh, such a hassle... / - Hurry!
What is it?
What is that?
Here.
It's from that fool.
What is this?
Chuck flap.
Can you feel it moving?
It was butchered less than an hour ago.
You're playing dirty!
You brought out beef when it's not even the holidays?
You're using your wealth to get a girl?
Looks like I'm getting married soon!
Where are you going?
Hello.
I'm the head of the youth group in this village.
Ogler! You're using your position to get a girl?
The head of the youth group? How old are you?
48.
But I have an early birthday. I'm actually 47.
Ogler!
You're using your youth to get a girl?
Later on...
If you're free this weekend...
What, fool?
Geez! Come on!
Break it up, guys!
- You! / - What's your deal?
Do you want to take part in this war too?
Things are going to get real ugly.
What are you saying?
I'm not interested!
You guys get married
then I'll get married afterwards!
That's the way of life!
- Right. / - Right.
Move it! Step aside!
Whenever we get outsiders,
the village gets noisy...
Gosh...
- Look here. / - Yes?
- Stop it. / - Pardon?
Stop it!
What?
Stop this burning fire you've set in my heart.
Hey!
You cheater!
You ogler!
Get out here!
What the...
- Switch off! Switch off! / - What?
Here... Here...
My cell phone here keeps shutting off!
What are you doing? Cheater!
Help me! Help me!
My wallet is empty so let me borrow some money.
What are you doing? You're asking for money?
We're going to be family soon anyway!
Why are you fighting again?
- You! / - What's your deal?
You said you weren't interested.
Why are you hitting on her?
Why are you spitting game?
I said I'm not interested!
As a farmer,
I should farm my land well!
That's the way of life!
- Move it! / - That's true.
I'm not interested.
Look here!
He's so ignorant!
So uneducated!
She's not a flower, bees!
What's with him?
Get over here.
- Grab him. / - Come here.
- What? What? / - Grab him.
Grab him.
- Hit him in the gut! / - Hold him tight.
Don't hit me...
She's not a lamp post, moths!
You cheater!
She's not poop, flies!
Hey!
Why would you call the lady poop?
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers!
This is the Say Anything Festival.
People, today is our last episode.
Really?
I just said anything!
We're going to do this for a while!
First contestant, come on in!
"Gashina?"
I'm a man.
Not "Gashina!"
- It was Seo Namyong! / - Amazing!
Truly!
Namyong was born in 1991.
- Really? / - 1891.
- He's at his prime. / - Yes.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Hey, I axed you.
She axed him in the back!
Gosh...
That's a shot to remember.
Giyeong, I'll save you in my heart.
Let's meet the next contestant.
3, 6, 9, 3, 6, 9, 3, 6, 9, 3, 6, 9.
Is it the 3, 6, 9 game?
3 servings of pork belly!
- 6 servings. / - 9 servings.
They were ordering pork belly!
Amazing!
Abracadabra. I'm wasted.
I'm drunk too. Who's the next contestant?
It's an all-you-can-eat pork barbecue restaurant.
Come in and eat.
Hey, let's eat here.
I'm starving.
We're closed for the day.
He closed shop after seeing the customers!
Amazing!
That owner deserves praise.
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Gosh...
How many?
- 52 minutes. / - Thanks.
She was asking the time and not about the party!
- A what time is it now statement. / - Right.
- Yeongjin, what times is it? / - Milyang Park.
Thank you. Let's meet the next contestant.
Inside! Inside!
Outside! Inside!
The chief made a lame dad joke!
- Amazing. / - Yes!
What do you call an apple with a piece missing?
A pineapple.
- Who took a bite? / - Not me!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he beatboxing?
- Chief, I have your coffee. / - Thanks.
- Amazing! / - Impressive...
- I feel great now! / - Right!
A spitting in the coffee statement.
I'm really good at riding coffee.
Go faster, honey!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Here's the vodka you ordered.
- What's the temperature? / - 70 degrees.
- Hot! / - Hot!
The temperature of the bottle was 70 degrees.
Yeongjin, what's the best temperature for vodka?
- Thank you. / - Very much.
Let's meet the next contestant.
♪ You got so skinny over a few days ♪
He called Kim Minkyoung skinny!
She looks more like a ruffian.
♪ It ended like the wind ♪
From the Say Anything Festival,
this has been caster happy...
And commentator do you know who I am?
Hello!
(Idiotic Robot)
Hey, Jinho-bot.
Jinho-bot, where are you? Hurry.
I'm super busy so hurry.
Geez...
Did you call, master?
I have no emotions.
I am Jinho-bot.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
Alright.
Master, congratulations on opening your restaurant!
Thanks a lot.
It's really good that you came.
This is what you should work on first.
What was it again?
Coming!
- What are you doing? / - I'm a customer.
What?
I want one serving of pork belly.
Don't be ridiculous.
I'm busy here so stop messing around.
- Geez... / - Oh, right.
- Coming! / - I'd like a wet napkin too.
I said I'm busy! Stop messing around.
I'm going to ignore you next time.
Man, the service here stinks!
That's not how you should run a business!
- What's going on? / - What's he doing?
Alright, alright!
I'll buy you that smart phone you wanted.
Part-timer mode! What should I get started on?
Why you...
Honey!
Honey, congratulations on your new business!
Thanks!
- Honey, I got you a gift. / - What is it?
Mister, this way!
Wow...
Honey...
Those look like the wrong kind of flowers.
Honey, look. Stop flashing Vs.
It says, "The late Hong Hyeonho."
- Are you stupid? / - Me?
It's "Go, Hong Hyeonho." Let's go, Hyeonho!
Go, go, go, go!
Alright, alright. Stop it.
Anyway, thanks.
Honey, since you opened your restaurant,
we should enjoy a cool beer.
- A cool beer sounds great! / - Yeah!
Hold on. There's no bottle opener.
- No bottle opener? / - Yeah.
Hyeseon-bot!
Why?
Why is she here?
Why? Why?
Why did you call her?
Drink it in one gulp.
Hyeseon-bot is the best.
How do we drink these?
Hi, Jinho-bot.
Hi. Hyeseon-bot.
Watch, Jinho-bot.
Doesn't this make me look like IU?
Nope.
How about now?
Gosh!
♪ Everything I say is for you ♪
♪ You don't listen and think I'm nagging ♪
That's enough!
Jinho-bot!
You're so mean!
Hold on...
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
- Can just one of you talk? / - Okay.
- Okay. / - Okay.
The 3 of us went to the hospital.
Right? I knew you're all weird in the head.
Not that. The dermatologist.
They said my skin age is 18.
- Mine is 15. / - Mine is 16.
I want to choke you guys.
You guys are reversing the digits.
You're more like 81...
You're just flabby.
You look like a soccer player.
You have callouses.
Your face looks like it has callouses.
Myeonghun, want to get in trouble?
- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?
He likes me!
- How could you? / - How could you?
How could you?
I asked if I could borrow your cell phone.
You said no and your face turned red.
What did you save my name as?
Tell me! Tell me!
- Baby? / - Honey?
Chucky.
That hurt.
That hurt!
Your hand is heavy.
For real.
Don't sit on me.
Guys, congratulate me.
I did a photo shoot with top models.
- Wow. / - Wow.
Barf.
I went like this.
I posed like this.
Guess what the people there said to me.
Gosh, I want to date her.
Gosh, she's so lovely.
She's a homo sapiens.
You've really evolved.
You used to be an Australopithecus.
That's gross. What was that?
Don't dance.
I was totally shocked.
- Why? / - Why?
After seeing your food bill?
Not that.
My crush threw me a surprise event.
I was totally moved. I hid...
And cried like that.
Guess what he said when he found me?
I found you, cry-baby.
I found you, cry-baby.
I found you, Snorlax.
Found...
A lot of people got that one.
I thought I'd have a use for this somewhere.
I'll give it to the people as a gift.
They say guys get fall depression.
Myeonghun, aren't you lonely?
- Aren't you lonely? / - Aren't you lonely?
I'm in agony.
I have a suggestion.
We'll be your girlfriends until spring.
Want to go watch a movie with me?
Want to go to the amusement park with me?
Want to go for a drive with me?
Should I just beat you guys?
Move it.
Let me take out the boss! Come here!
Gosh!
Let's go for a drive!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you've wanted to be
the female lead in a melodrama.
But you have no boyfriend now!
That's more single ladies than I thought.
You're single?
That's nothing to be proud of.
Come on up.
She was shouting out to pick her.
Give her a hand, people.
You are no longer a regular person.
You're the female lead in a drama.
The drama starts now.
A big round of applause please!
Hi, my name is Mari.
My surname is Kim.
I'm Kim Mari.
It's my first day of work at Gag Group.
I should go to my department.
Secretary Jo.
You call this a project proposal...
This work is unacceptable.
Do it right.
Not a single competent person at this company.
Yes, mom.
I'm not going to be set up with a girl.
No.
I don't need a girl.
I'll just live alone. I don't need...
Geez... What's your deal?
I just met someone.
Who's she? I've never seen her before.
She's a new employee.
- A newbie? / - Yes.
This is a fashion company.
That's no way for a new employee to dress.
What's with my eyes?
Well... Not bad.
Since we got a new employee,
we should have a work party.
I'll tell you where to meet.
Across the street from that building there.
Then take a right.
Keep going and take a U-turn.
And straight...
To here.
Come here.
Hold on.
You're already here.
Your hands.
This is where we spin while laughing.
Giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle.
Lee Suji's catchphrase.
Giggle, giggle.
John!
I'm telling you, I need that contract my tomorrow.
Make it happen, alright?
Okay, call you back.
Hey, big bro.
Mr. Seo.
This is a company.
Hello, Mr. Chairman.
Go to the president's office.
Dad's looking for you.
Alright, bro.
This is a company!
You called him dad too...
Kim Mari.
Why are you here?
You left me.
You show up again now that I'm successful?
I'm not the old Seongwon you used to know.
Listen up.
This is a company,
you're my subordinate
and I'm your boss.
Remember to keep things professional.
Got it?
But...
I don't think I'll be able to.
Mari.
I couldn't keep things professional!
- It was my fault. / - What the...
I couldn't keep things professional!
- It was my fault. / - What's going on?
What are you doing?
Mari, step back.
Listen up.
Mari is my girl!
What the...
I've conquered so many mountains.
Except for one.
Now...
What the...
Dang it... See you.
What's with that guy?
Water delivery.
Kim Mari?
In high school...
I really liked you.
But you rejected me for being too short.
What? You were rejected.
You punk!
Right in the family jewels...
Mari.
I have something to tell you.
Listen to me, Mari.
I can't give you a big house and riches
like those guys.
But...
When you're struggling...
I can give you this broad shoulder to lean on.
When you're tired...
You can rest comfortably...
On my arm.
And...
I'll make sure your hands never get wet.
I'll do the laundry...
On this washboard.
Mari.
Will you marry me?
What the...
That's cheating!
Put her down!
Put her down!
Why'd you pull your shirt up?
You think I don't have abs?
Let's see them.
It's time for Mari to decide.
Mari, you pick who's really your man.
Alright.
Is it time for me to choose?
You can choose with this.
Goodness...
Something doesn't fit in here.
Let's let him leave on his own.
What? Leave.
- Me? / - Yeah, you.
Get out before I put a hole in your head.
Alright.
I'll hit last place with a rubber mallet.
Really hard.
Got it?
Here I go.
1, 2, 3!
I never knew I was so strong.
Next is 2nd place.
I'll hit him harder than the last guy.
Hit him as hard as I can.
- No... / - 1, 2, 3!
Mari!
Mari!
(YOLO Inn)
Gosh...
Where's my husband?
Okbun!
Okbun!
Okbun...
I brought you medicine from downtown.
Here.
- Hurry. / - Dear...
Take it.
Gosh, I feel better now.
- You feel better? / - Yes.
- Dear. / - Yes.
Even when I'm gone,
eat all your meals
and take all your pills.
Why are you saying that?
We'll live happily...
Okbun!
Okbun, what's wrong with you?
I should call the kids.
Hey.
Son.
Dad, I'm busy at work.
Got to go!
Hey, son.
Yes, dad.
I sent you money last month.
- Not that... / - I don't have any more money!
Son...
Your mom is sick!
Mom is?
Alright. I'll be right there.
Dear, our third son is coming now.
We only had two kids.
Whose kid is the third one?
You punk!
- The third... / - You jerk.
- Hold on. Someone's coming. / - You fool!
- Someone's coming... / - Who is it?
- Someone's coming... What a relief! / - Grandpa!
Grandpa!
We'll talk about this later.
Who are you kids?
Hello, we're from the village nearby.
- I'm Deullae... / - And I'm Dallae.
How cute.
Why do you look so tired today, Dallae?
I met up with my friends yesterday.
My head hurts from mixing milk with yogurt.
Want to have a drink with me?
I can't drink two days in a row.
Then how about tomorrow?
I'm down.
Alright.
What are you selling today?
Buy a mango, grandpa.
Gosh, how much is this?
$300.
$300?
Don't get so scared.
It's $10.
- $10? / - Here's $10.
- Here you go. / - Thank you.
- That looks good. / - Big brother.
What does a mango taste like?
I've never tried one either.
I want mango too, Deullae.
We have to sell them. We can't eat them.
You kids eat this.
- Thank you. / - Thank you.
Grandpa, buy a mango.
I just bought that and gave it to you!
See? I told you he wouldn't fall for it twice!
Then let's sell it somewhere else.
Mangoes for sale!
My brother picks them and I sell them.
Mangoes for sale!
- My brother picks them and I sell them. / - Let's go!
They said they only had one!
- They fooled me! / - Dear, please.
Dear.
Don't be mad, dear.
I'll buy you mangoes next time.
You should eat first.
- I made these for you. / - Food?
I made rice rolls.
Rice rolls?
- I just have to roll them up. / - Alright.
That looks good.
- Right? / - Yes.
Why won't this stick together?
Hold on...
Now it's sticking.
Eat this rice roll.
It's more like a spit roll.
Why would you say that? We're family.
Oh, family?
- Delicious. / - Is it good?
You really like it.
When I was in town,
I bought a corn dog. Your favorite.
I love corn dogs.
Oh, it's all cold.
I'm sure it's still fine.
- I'll heat it up for you. Give it. / - What?
All cooked.
- Eat up. / - Gosh...
I don't have to eat this.
- What is this? / - Eat it. It's a corn dog.
More like a pit dog.
You could call it that too.
A pit dog?
We're family so eat it!
We were never family, Junho.
Junho?
Junho? Fine then.
- Eat it, Jimin. / - What?
Eat this. I ate your spit roll.
I'll eat it later.
Eat it. Right now.
- I'm allergic to corn dogs. / - Jimin!
Jimin!
I'm in pain...
Hello.
Is this YOLO Inn?
That's right.
Do you live here alone, sir?
I've been living here alone for 30 years.
I bet you're lonely. I'll hang out with you.
- Let's play patty cake. / - Sure.
- Patty cake. / - Patty cake.
- ♪ Patty cake, patty cake ♪ / - Honey.
Hey, what are you doing, honey?
I was hanging out with this lonely old man.
- Yeah? / - Yeah.
I'll play with you, sir.
Alright.
Patty cake.
♪ Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man ♪
You're really good at this, sir!
I'm going to spend the night here with my girlfriend.
Then eat up and enjoy yourselves.
Hey! A rice roll!
This sure looks good!
It's delicious.
Hey, a corn dog!
It smells like chilies!
Right.
Thank you!
- Eat it all. / - Thank you.
Alright then.
He sure can eat.
I should shear the sheep.
Alright.
Come here.
Get out of here, chicken!
Who ordered Chinese food?
Did you order Chinese food?
I didn't order Chinese food.
You didn't order Chinese food?
I didn't!
Man! It was a prank call!
Honey, scratch my back for me.
Where?
Here?
No. Higher.
Where? Here?
That tickles!
Where does it tickle?
Honey...
I feel like someone's watching us!
Nobody's watching.
- Did you order Chinese food? / - Yes, I did.
Why did you order only one bowl?
- I'm sorry. / - Geez...
Thank you.
Enjoy the food.
The old man is getting a haircut.
- Really? / - Yeah.
- Parcel delivery. / - Honey.
- Parcel... / - Yeah.
It's great being alone with you.
Right? I'm so happy too.
Come here.
What if someone sees?
Nobody's watching.
Dear.
- What are you doing? / - Defenders of the Earth!
Flash Man!
Defenders of the Earth!
- Laser beam! / - Laser beam!
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Let's eat.
Oh, right.
Boy.
You, you, you... That thing.
You know... At Gag Produce.
What happened with your interview there?
I think I'll get the job.
My college friend that goes to that company told me.
He said the results would be good.
Those that got the job
will get a call at home.
- Yeah? / - Yes!
That's dynamite!
That's pretty great, Daehui!
Gag Produce employee Kim Daehui.
Have another drumstick.
- Thank you. / - Sure, sure.
So...
Gag Produce employee Kim Daehui,
what's with that outfit?
We have a festival today at school.
I'm in the talent show today.
Gag Produce employee Kim Daehui,
why would you go on a talent show
and embarrass yourself?
1st place is a trip to Hawaii.
- Hawaii? / - Yes.
Bugok Hawaii.
Bugok Hawaii?
That's dynamite.
Then...
Gag Produce employee Kim Daehui
will win 1st place
and take his dad to Bugok Hawaii!
I plan on taking Bongseon.
I want this all back.
Why?
I paid for this with my money!
Hello?
This is Gag Produce.
Is this the home of Kim Daehui?
Kim Daehui's home?
This is my home!
Don't ever call back!
Why'd you do that?
You're going with me... To Bugok Hawaii.
I don't want to!
You're destined to go with me.
Hello, everyone.
Starting now
is part 2 of Gag University's fall festival!
It's the department talent show.
Clap and cheer, people!
Now that things are lively,
we'll bring in our first contestant.
Kim Daehui, the philosophy major!
He'll pierce through any fruit with a chopstick!
The master at work!
Give him a big round of applause!
The second contestant
is Shin Bongseon, the dance major!
She'll do Kim Wansun's "The Dance in the Rhythm."
You're so heavy!
Let's give her another round of applause.
The third contestant!
Lee Sejin, the philosophy major!
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
What have you prepared, Sejin?
I'll be doing a poetry reading.
Alright. Let's hear it.
Here I go.
That girl doesn't know how much I love her.
Bongseon, can you step forward?
Accept my love.
Hold on, Bongseon.
If you accept,
take the flower.
If you wish to reject him,
kick him in the face with your knee.
Got it?
Say yes.
Say yes. Louder!
Say yes!
Hold it!
Just a moment!
Something unexpected!
So...
If a couple is born here...
Thanks to me...
You get the Bugok Hawaii trip as a prize.
Who will she pick?
What do I do?
What do I do?
Daehui...
You're going with me.
(Quiz Cafe)
A game of wits with a prize of $1 million on the line.
I'm the host of the quiz show Quiz Cafe,
Seo Taehun.
Will someone win the $1 million today?
Today's contestant is comedian Yoo Minsang!
Hello!
Hello!
- Hello. / - Hello, Minsang.
You look very happy today.
- What? / - You must've eaten.
What did you say?
We'll start with the quiz now.
The first question is about celebrities.
- Here are your options. / - Okay.
1.
Kim Hyeja.
2.
Cha Inpyo.
3.
Sean.
Such great people.
- Here's your question. / - Yes.
Of the following...
- Who's really putting on a show? / - What?
Basically,
pick the biggest phony.
What are you saying? Phony?
I'd get in trouble!
Tell us your thoughts, Minsang.
Why would I do that? Phony...
This isn't right. This question is an error.
- Aera? / - Huh?
Shin Aera...
Was that an impression of Cha Inpyo?
No!
Then Cha Inpyo is a phony like you?
How am I a phony?
Look at you.
- Jinusean? / - What?
Jinusean!
You just said Sean!
You're forcing it.
Let's stop this.
- Hyeja. / - Huh?
Kim Hyeja?
No! I said to stop this!
Kim Hyeja should stop acting so phony?
No!
Minsang, I'll take those as your personal opinions.
Minsang, you are incorrect.
What's the answer then?
We'll move on to the next question.
- Hey. / - People...
You are now watching Minsang
who enjoys bringing down great people.
The question was the problem!
The next question will be given by
KBS announcer Park Sora.
Hello, everyone. I'm KBS announcer Park Sora.
Minsang, good to see you.
- Yes. / - Hello.
What the...
- Pardon? / - What are you doing?
Alright, you need good teamwork for this one.
Minsang will sing the song
and Sora will guess the title.
- Let's hurry. / - Here we go.
Okay.
This one's easy.
♪ It goes around and around ♪
- Salivating. / - Correct!
- What? / - Next!
Oh, this.
♪ The girl at my neighborhood cigarette store ♪
♪ Is pretty ♪
Run for it, missy!
Correct!
What? Get over here.
Sora, run for it!
- Save me! / - Why are you running?
The last question is very special.
This question has a donation on the line.
Whenever Minsang gets one right,
his prize will be added to a donation.
I'd better get these right.
- I hope you do. / - Yes.
Your first question has a $1,000 donation on the line.
Let's do this.
Here's your question.
This station is...
Which station is it?
It's very easy.
Which station is it?
Ridiculous! How would I know
the station from hearing just that?
You just have to give it a little thought.
How would I know? What station is it?
Obviously, the answer is a subway station.
- Subway station? / - Obviously!
It's not a bus station.
I know that...
You...
Minsang, I think you got that wrong
on purpose so you wouldn't give a donation.
I did?
You don't want to get it right
since the prize is a donation?
No!
Then I really hope you get this next one.
Of course!
This next one has $2,000 on the line.
I'll get this one.
What am I?
Oh! That's so easy.
Answer! A walrus!
You got this wrong too.
Anyone can see that
it's Minsang waiting for his food delivery.
Oh, come on!
How did you not recognize your own body?
When did you take that?
You really don't want to make a donation.
Geez...
I didn't do that on purpose! How would I know?
You really do want to make a donation, right?
- I do! / - Alright.
This is the last question
with a $10,000 donation on the line.
Okay, I'll get this for sure.
- It's a question from the viewers. / - Okay.
- I really hope you get it. / - Yes.
- A dozen pencils is 12 pencils. / - Yes.
Then...
Who does the dozen belong to?
Please answer.
What kind...
That's... I don't know!
Why are you asking me this?
There's a donation on the line.
That's not the issue! I don't know!
- You don't want to make a donation. / - No!
Obviously, the answer is
Yoo Minsang's.
- Mine? / - Your name is on it.
Oh, who does the dozen pencils belong to?
Of course. Is there something else you had in mind?
I don't know.
- I think you know. / - No, not at all.
A dozen pencils.
Minsang, you are out.
Thank you.
Will someone win the $1 million next episode?
Next time, we'll have
Minsang, the true owner of the dozen pencils...
- What? / - On the show.
That sounded weird! Owner of DAS?
What was that?
(Managers)
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
Good enough...
Good enough...
Good enough...
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
Come at me!
Come at me!
It's cold, baby.
Should we go inside somewhere?
Go in!
Go in! Go in!
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
I'll fix your bad habit today.
Baby, your computer is broken?
I'll come fix it.
I've had work done.
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
Boss.
You'll die if you go alone.
Honey.
I'll die without you.
Can you make me like this?
Then you'll die.
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
(Bongsunga School)
Did you hear?
What?
We're getting a new student teacher today!
I bet she'll be really pretty!
Right?
I sure hope it's a pretty teacher!
Hello!
Why is there sad music playing from the start?
Did something happened?
We're doomed.
What is?
Nothing.
What is it?
I'll be Bongsunga School's
student teacher for the day.
I'm Yoo Minsang. Hello.
Shall we get started with Bongsunga School?
Who wants to talk first?
Oh, you guys.
Who are you guys?
We're from "Produce 101."
We didn't make the cut. I'm 104th, Ryu Samuel.
I'm 103rd, Song Daniel.
Where's 102nd?
Don't be surprised.
Introducing...
Obok and Wanna One!
I can't believe he's doing this.
See that?
He fooled me again.
They don't do this for just anyone.
His pants fell down!
His pants!
Hey!
Who is he?
- Who is this one? / - Daehwi!
They don't do this for just anyone.
I had a meeting with 12 writers yesterday
and had 12 junior comedians make this.
I had to spend $250 in meals!
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
Buy me a meal.
I spend $250 per meal.
Forget that. How have you guys been?
I got a girlfriend recently.
I got a fan club.
I'm ugly.
He just said he's ugly.
My girlfriend will only see me at night.
What does that mean?
Go sit down. Just forget it.
Before we sit down...
- We have an announcement. / - What is it?
Whoever loses between us in a game
will no longer be a member.
Get ready.
Start.
3, 6, 9, 3, 6, 9, 3, 6, 9, 3, 6, 9.
- 1... / - 2...
Kang Daniel!
What happened?
Why didn't you clap?
Do you want to leave the group?
Clap like this!
Daehwi!
You're not supposed to clap!
Teacher.
I'll leave the group.
Yeah, you do that. Go sit down.
Dang it! Clap like this!
Go sit down. What is this?
Where do I go?
That way!
So chaotic...
Who wants to talk next?
Hi, everyone!
These days guys that live alone
are more popular than handsome guys.
I live alone. I'm Honnam.
Hey.
You're all pitying me again.
I'll tell you how great it is to live alone.
If you have a girlfriend,
you'll be enjoying a drama together.
And then suddenly Suzy shows up in the drama.
Then your girlfriend suddenly says...
"Honey."
"Isn't Suzy pretty?"
So scary!
It's started!
Then right afterwards, she says...
"Honey."
"Who's prettier? Suzy or me?"
Dang it! Geez!
Honestly...
You're prettier.
"Hey. Be honest."
Honestly...
Suzy's prettier.
"Right?
Then you should date her."
What was that?
People...
You don't have to worry about this stuff
if you're alone.
I went clubbing alone.
And I even bought myself
a luxury brand outfit and shoes
at the department store.
Then I went to the hottest club in Gangnam!
That sounds like fun!
They didn't let me in at the door.
I asked why when I was wearing expensive clothes.
They said my face looked cheap.
I sadly drank beer alone at the playground.
Then someone started calling out to me.
I went running to that person.
4 high school bullies told me
to give them my clothes and shoes.
I saw their school uniforms.
They go to my old high school.
But they still took my stuff.
But I got to do something for my school juniors!
Why are you so happy, fool?
You should meet a nice person
and get married.
Teacher, I think you're in bigger trouble than I am.
This song fits you perfectly.
No, no, no.
Who wants to talk next?
Who are you?
Hello.
I...
♪ Dream of becoming a musical actor ♪
♪ Im ♪
♪ Jae ♪
♪ Baek ♪
Oh, so it's Jaebaek.
♪ Teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher ♪
Yeah.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
To become a good actor...
I must find everything that's
hidden within me.
What should I do?
Well, you should look into yourself...
Wind, what are you doing?
Why, wind?
Wind.
Right. That's a great idea!
What is it?
To see inside of myself.
♪ A colonoscopy ♪
You'll really get a good look.
Amazing.
Sun...
What did you say?
♪ I should fast for 10 hours? ♪
Minsang, you won't be able to!
What?
♪ I must use the bathroom every 30 seconds? ♪
Then...
Then I need...
♪ A diaper ♪
♪ Go sit down ♪
♪ Teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher ♪
Today's performance...
♪ Ends right here ♪
Bravo!
- Bravo! / - So chaotic!
That was so chaotic!
Who wants to talk next?
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Hello, teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
Alright.
What do you keep pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you're amazed at finding an old photo ♪
♪ Of your parents kissing ♪
Oh, right.
♪ Then when you show your dad ♪
♪ He gets embarrassed and hides it ♪
♪ That's when your dad says ♪
♪ This isn't your mom, son ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of soju to forget reality ♪
♪ Don't worry, dad, you don't have to cry ♪
♪ Mom said the same thing recently ♪
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
There are those times.
What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you break up with your long-time girlfriend ♪
♪ And every day feels so sad ♪
♪ But then you feel sadder ♪
♪ When she returns the matching ring you got her ♪
♪ By parcel delivery ♪
♪ That's when your mom says ♪
♪ This ring fits me perfectly, son ♪
♪ Then your mom says ♪
♪ I'll melt your ring to use as a gold tooth, son ♪
The next class is history!
- So boring! / - That's boring!
It is not boring!
Who are you guys?
Hello, teacher. We're the fun-loving brothers.
The Fun Bros! Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
They fell down.
Guys.
Why are you guys so excited?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
We'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Zhuge Liang's plans for the Three Kingdoms.
Go ahead and speak, Zhuge Liang.
You must start a nation
for your great plans, general.
Where is the place?
It's below the nation above us.
What?
Up and down?
♪ Up, down, up, up, down ♪
♪ Up, down, up, up, down ♪ Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Alright, alright.
Gosh...
So chaotic.
What is it?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
We'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Choi Museon, the inventor of the cannon.
General!
We've finally invented the cannon!
Yeah? How does that cannon fire?
- Like this! / - How?
Like this!
They all hit him.
Hey.
What are you doing?
What?
I'm your senior!
Show some respect!
Up and down?
♪ Up, down, up, up, down ♪
This has been the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
So chaotic...
Who wants to talk next?
Anyone there?
So pretty.
I'm here.
Hello, Ssan Tina.
I'm an elegant woman.
My name is Tina.
Ssan Tina.
Oh, so you're the new sub...
The new teacher.
Yes, yes.
You're handsome just like I heard.
Right?
I was messing with you.
What?
You're ugly.
That's not what you're supposed to say.
Come on.
- Tina. / - Yes.
You have cleaning duty today.
Did you clean?
Don't even ask!
The person assigned to clean with me
didn't move a finger and
just barked out orders the entire time!
What?
She was talking instead of cleaning.
I'm not her lackey.
What?
I'm not her supporter.
So anyway...
Why don't you guys throw your trash out?
You're all a bunch of heartless scumbags!
What?
You're like fine dust.
Oh, right.
Honnam.
- What? / - You threw out the trash, didn't you?
What? No, I didn't!
Denying it to the end. You sure have some nerve.
What?
Why do you keep talking like that?
Teacher, how did you end up so bloated?
What?
What are you saying? Go sit down.
Your stomach looks like it's about to explode.
What are you saying?
Why is your face so bloated?
My face is normally like this.
That doesn't sound right.
Go to a hospital.
It's too late.
Alright, who wants to talk next?
That's so weak for a man.
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be strong and powerful!
Look at this.
Master Radish.
- Master Radish is too weak! / - Weak!
That's why they think
he's just a fortune teller. Because he's weak!
Look at this guy!
Make his face powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
Master Radish looks like a man...
- That would ride a motorcycle! / - Man!
Make his body powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
Radish Master...
Is a man that would say, "Make some noise!"
Man!
Give him some powerful sunglasses!
- Man! / - Man!
- He's a man that wants to avoid the sun! / - Man!
That's not all! Men these days are so weak!
They try to make their faces slimmer
and use things like this.
"Let me make my face slim."
- This is too weak! / - Weak!
Be powerful when slimming down your face...
Face slimmer!
I'm a man that makes my face slimmer with...
- Rollerblades! / - Man!
Go sit down, you fool.
So chaotic.
Who wants to talk next?
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Who are you?
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
- I'm Shin Dosi! / - I see.
I have a question.
What do you usually do in the mountains?
To take in the great energy of nature,
I get some freshly drawn water and bow to it.
Like this...
I do this 100 times with care.
And if I keep doing this 1,000 times...
Misfortune leaves you?
My knees go out.
Every time I go up and down
my knees crack.
It's okay though.
These medicinal herbs...
This herb is good for you.
If I rub it on my sore knees...
Do your knees get better?
No, dead skin comes off.
Look how white my knee is.
What is that?
- Alright. / - How embarrassing.
Go sit down.
Before I go...
People have trouble
quitting drinking these days.
If you drink this water I made with medicinal herbs,
you won't think about alcohol at all.
You can stop drinking right away.
But you'll be addicted to this stuff.
You have to drink 8 liters a day.
Here come my withdrawal symptoms again.
I just take a drink like this.
That's enough. Go sit down.
I don't feel like drinking at all.
This is good stuff.
Alright, go sit down.
Gosh...
Dang it.
Now I feel like drinking.
What's wrong?
I'm drinking today, so leave me alone.
No, no, no!
I'm going to drink!
No! Go sit down.
What are you doing?
Why are you so angry?
Why'd you do that?
Is everyone done talking?
Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
- Hello. / - Yes.
- Minsang. / - Yes.
Have you been driving for a long time?
Yes, for a pretty long time.
So you must be familiar with traffic signs.
Sure.
Do you know what this means?
Isn't this a sign for left turn?
Oh, that's right.
How about this?
A tunnel.
Oh, then how about this?
I've never seen that one. What is that?
People come first.
I've wanted to do this so badly
I didn't sleep all last night.
Nice job!
Try to guess this one, dear.
A love sign.
I love you.
Men that can cook are quite popular these days.
I learned a few dishes to cook
to be a better husband to my loving wife.
First, a simple dish. Dough fwake soup.
Dough flake soup.
A western dish. Shteak.
Sookmyung Women's University?
Shirloin shteak.
Sirloin steak.
A noodle dish. Tomato shauce shpaghetti.
What?
Tomato sauce spaghetti.
Dear, I'll show off my cooking skills today
and make you a tasty dish.
Today, eating out comes first.
I love you.
Do any of you students have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
- Me! / - Me, me!
Eongjae, what is it?
♪ I, Wu Eongjae, have, have, have a question ♪
Hello.
I play the character Wu Eongjae.
But people don't know my real name
and just know me as Wu Eongjae.
That's my concern.
Nonsense.
Everyone knows you.
Everyone, what's his name?
What was that?
Changing your name to Wu Eongjae comes first.
People, his real name...
What was your name again?
Gwak Beom! Gwak Beom!
That's a hard name to remember.
People, please support Gwak Beom.
Gwak Beom, Beom, Beom, Beom!
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