I'm not a hypochondriac, but I have just made a video about hypochondria.
Well...
What?
Yes!
That's completely mental.
Yeah...
Before we begin:
Let's begin.
As hypochondriacs are very afraid of being seriously ill,
it's not unsuall for them being freaked out by some physical conditions...
Ah, my arm!
It hurts.
I think that it's a tumor.
I have a headache.
It might be a tumor.
It's not a tumor!
It's not a tumor, at all!
Am I too pale today?
Wait... my heart...
It's beating somehow wrong...
Stop, stop...
My eyes are definitely strange today...
Could it be a beginning of heart attack?
This must be serious...
There is something wrong with my foot. I'm
one hundred percent sure that it's the disease I read about!
Don't worry. You are fine. You are healthy...
Maybe...
These are exactly my symptoms!
I should go to doctor...
But what if he says that I'm dying?
So according to this website,
I could have one of these five diseases
or I could have all of them...
Achoo!
Cold again!
Or is it something worse?
Believing that they are ill, they often
look for their disease online or in handbooks
which can bring quite worrying results.
George, hello, how are you?
George?
Bad, John. I feel bad.
What's happening?
It's already sure, John.
According to the information in this medical handbook,
I am in the last stadium of linogrobeeagnosis
which is a deadly disease.
What?
Linogrobeeagnosis!
George, you don't have any linogrobeeagnosis,
you are healthy as hell.
That's not true. I have all the symptoms.
George, goddamn it...
There are about 3 days left of my life...
You are not ill!
I have already written my last will
and I decided
that you would get my shoes.
But the much worse thing is that some hypochondriacs
are even used to taking a giant amount of
preventive medicines all day long...
The morning dose of medicines!
One lecitin...
one calcium...
and
a dose of geritol
just for balance.
I love the iron flavor.
Now goodbye diseases!
After lunch dose coming!
Vitamin C,
vitamin E,
and my loyal L-lysine.
And the last dose for a good night.
So nytol,
excedrin for my headache,
and this syrup.
Double dose, it was a hard day!
I would say that a real challenge can come
when a hypochondriac travels to an exotic country.
Guys, I have finally found an untraditional trip for us.
We will travel to Congo in Africa!
Yes!
Yes!
Africa?
Congo?
But there is...
malaria,
ebola,
tsetse flies,
typhoid fever!
George?
Yeah?
Are you ok?
Yeah... I am...
Don't worry, I have already done everything needed
to be safe from tropical diseases and we are vaccinated.
Fine.
The trip will be great.
Hundreds of deadly diseases in millions of mosquitos
trying to kill you!
Despite the fact that I'm not a hypochondriac
I know that other people usually don't take
this disease seriously.
You don't understand me. I'm seriously scared!
I think that I caught a dangerous disease
and I'm afraid that I'm dying!
So just...
Eat some chocolate, it will make your mood better.
The treatment of hypochondria is pretty hard.
It's not about just one cure or one special vitamin.
However some people continue trying to make something like that...
No, not supervitamins. It consists of therapies,
medical consultations and many times some cures.
But...
some effective supervitamins for every problem could be good...
Maybe in the future.
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With another video.
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