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【Kman夾娃娃】是預知能力？還沒出貨就比讚！？。クレーンゲーム Claw crane UFOキャッチャー#247 - Duration: 3:11.

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केले खाओ वज़न घटाओ | LOSE WEIGHT IN 2 DAYS WITH BANANA DIET BY DIETITIAN PRITI NATH GURU | - Duration: 3:11.

Hello everyone, My name is Priti Nath Guru & today I'm going to talk about Banana Plan

Generally its been told to avoid the banana if you are going through the weight reduction plan

The reason behind is, that as compare to other fruits banana contains much calories

But if we are following this as a diet plan then you we can have a good weight reduction with it

I would suggest you 2 days banana plan with which you can reduce up to 2 kg weight

Diabetic patients and people who have any other medical problem should avoid banana plan

Rest anybody can follow this plan

Banana is rich in Fibre and Dietary Fibre which are very good which gives satisfaction of filling

So if you follow banana plan, you don't feel hungry rather you feel filling

And you can follow this plan very easily it improvise the digestion as well

Apart from this banana contains Vitamin B, Magnesium & Potassium

This is also known as Zero Cholesterol Food

Hence BP patient's can follow this plan as it helps in to maintain their BP

Let's understand how to follow banana plan

In breakfast you can take 2 Banana with 1 Cup Skimmed or Double Tone Milk

Further you can take 1 Cup tea, if you want you can take a Cup of tea in the morning as well

In a day you can take 2 Cup Tea either in morning & afternoon or morning & evening as per your requirement

In afternoon you can take 1 Cucumber along with 1 Banana

In evening you can take a Cup of Tea & between 7:30 to 8 pm you can take 2 Banana, 1 Cucumber & 1 Cup Milk

Here I've suggested you 6 Banana, 2 Cup Double Tone Milk & 2 Cucumber

Follow this plan for 2 days

Drink lot of water & as I said that banana contains Vitamins, Potassium & Magnesium

It also contains calcium, also you are getting protein from the Milk

So it doesn't let you feel weak

The speciality of banana is , it not only reduces your weight but also provides you energy

It doesn't let you feel dull rather it enhance your mood hence very happily you can follow this plan

But follow this plan for 2 days only and after 2 days you have to be on the normal diet

But to be back on the normal diet you don't have to eat heavy meals, fried food

Slowly include all the other fruits in your diet on the next day

You can also include vegetables, soups and gradually within 1-2 days you can follow your normal diet

It's good if you follow this plan for 2 days

With this Banana Diet Plan you'll reduce up to 2 kg weight

I hope after following this banana plan you'll be able to reduce up to 2 kg weight

Please do like and share my video also subscribe to my channel. Thank you..

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How to make INCREDIBLE chocolate balloon bowls - Duration: 7:31.

Welcome to How To Cook That, I'm Ann Reardon and today we are making some

amazing chocolate balloon bowls! I first made a video showing how to make

chocolate bowls using balloons 5 years ago.

My filming quality was pretty bad back then but you get the idea 🤪 I did basic

ones, drip ones, multicolored ones and since that time there has now been over

200,000 different videos about balloon bowls uploaded to YouTube! Now you'd

think in five years and 200,000 videos there would have been heaps of

creativity and new ideas and things you could do but no ... for the most part

they're all just more and more and more videos of the exact same thing ... the basic

chocolate balloon bowl with the exception of a few people who were

adventurous enough to dip it into sprinkles. Well I think it's time that

we'll get a whole heap more creative so today we are going to make some much

more adventurous chocolate balloon bowls. Step one if you haven't seen one of the

two hundred thousand videos is to dip a balloon into some melted chocolate ... you

can use normal balloons or water balloons depending on what size you want

your bowl to be. It does help to rub a little bit of cooking oil on your

balloon first before you dip it so it's easier to get the balloon off the

chocolate. Then place the balloon onto some baking paper or foil to set. Now for

the fun part stretch up the neck of the balloon and make a little cut and let

the balloon start to deflate, then for the larger bowls press on the edge on

each side just to release the balloon from the chocolate. Once it's loose the

whole way around let it deflate some more and then squeeze the balloon as it

deflates to make sure it's loosened from the chocolate so the bowl doesn't break.

Then let it deflate the rest of the way and there you have a basic chocolate

bowl. One word of caution if your chocolate is too hot when you're dipping

the balloon this will happen so let it cool a bit before you dip it. Firstly

we're gonna make a chocolate dipping bowl. To make this make the normal

chocolate bowl like I just showed you and then dip a

water balloon into chocolate and instead of putting it flat turn it upside down

and place it on a bowl. Putting it upside down like this just means it stays

rounded and it doesn't get a flat bit on the bottom like this one has. Once

they're set you can deflate the balloon and then add some chocolate to the

outside of the little bowl and attach it to the big one. While that's setting

you'll need something to support it with so I'm just going to use some scrunched

up paper towel and then once that is set you can just remove the paper towel and

add some strawberries or anything that would be yummy dipped into sauce. I'm

using chocolate ganache in my bowl but salted caramel would be yummy too ... you

could even have two bowls one with the caramel one with the salt so you could

have just the amount that you like. Now this bowl is big enough to share but you

can of course make individual ones too ... just use a water balloon for the outside

bowl and a partially inflated water balloon for their little dipping bowl.

Next we have bowls with a custom top. These are really easy just make your

basic bowl then flip it upside down and put it onto a plate of melted chocolate.

Then gently roll it in the topping and sprinkle some anywhere that it has gaps.

I really like how these next ones turned out chocolate bark bowls. Dip your

balloon into the melted chocolate then give it a little shake to get off any

excess and then before it sets add to it things like freeze-dried strawberries and

then some pistachios ... these ones would make pretty Christmas gifts if you had

some little Christmas cookies inside them and wrapped it in some cellophane

or something like that. You can sprinkle them with nuts or I'm using cookie

crumbs here just use your imagination and add whatever flavors you'd like to

eat with your chocolate. Candy is always a popular one with the younger kids you

can pop those little Smarties or little M&Ms all over the outside if you're

having a party this makes a great dessert and once they're set you can of

course just deflate all of the balloons and then fill it up with mousse or candy

or ice cream works really well too. If you want to add something heavier like

Maltesers to your bowl ... if you try and add them like we did for the chocolate

bark bowls they're just going to fall off. So what you need to do is make a

basic chocolate balloon bowl then turn that upside down and use some melted

chocolate to add them to the side of the bowl until the whole thing is covered

yum! I always like to loosen the edges as it's deflating especially with the

larger bowls because the chocolate is quite thin and it can break if you just

let it deflate all at once. Look at that :) I like the way the light shines through

these next ones. To make them you just dip your balloon in white chocolate then

place that upside down on a bowl to set. Once that's ready dip it into milk

chocolate or dark chocolate and place it onto baking paper.

Once it's setting but it's still slightly soft use a teaspoon to scrape

off some of that chocolate and just keep scraping it until you're happy with the

amount of white chocolate that you can see showing through there. Keeping the

balloon inflated while you do this supports the chocolate but it also gives

you something to hang on to while you're doing it so that you don't end up with

your fingerprints all over the balloon bowl. Once they're set firmly you can

then just deflate those balloons. If you want to take that one step further then

dip the balloon into white chocolate then milk then white again and then

finally into some blue chocolate and you can color chocolate using oil based food

coloring just mix it into a small amount first and then mix it into the rest of

the white chocolate. Once it's set take a razor blade and gently scrape off layers

of chocolate to reveal the colours underneath. The exact look of your

circles and how thick they are will depend on the thickness of the layers of

your chocolate that you put on there. Now for a crazy bowl that looks like it's

made out of elastic bands! For this you'll need a piece of marble or Corian

bench top that's been in the freezer overnight. Spread out some melted

chocolate over the top and then quickly cut strips using a pizza cutter. Now

because the surface is so cold it will shock set the chocolate but if you lift

it off then it will become bendable and soft again.

If you're in a warm room like me it will become almost melted again so the

balloon is what we need to support it into the shape we want. Add several

strips over the balloon and then repeat that using other colours of chocolate. You

can trim the top or leave it uneven depending on the look you're going for

and then let that set and then once it is set you of course just deflate your

balloon letting it deflate slowly and squeezing it to loosen it from the

chocolate and then you can just let it deflate the rest of the way. Look at that

isn't that a cool bowl! Subscribe to How To Cook That for more crazy sweet

creations, click here for the latest video, here for my really old chocolate

balloon bowl video and here for my chocolate playlist. Make it a great week

and I'll see you on Friday.

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Анекдот дня из Одессы! Анекдоты про евреев! (16.02.2018) - Duration: 0:25.

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Comedy Central Presents: Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail - Duration: 1:10.

WHITE WOMEN MAKE ME REAL NERVOUS.

WHITE WOMEN MAKE ME NERVOUS AS HELL, NOT RIGHT NOW,

'CAUSE THERE'S WITNESSES.

BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT-- (LAUGHTER)

LIKE AT NIGHT WHEN THEY BY THEYSELF, YOU KNOW WHAT

I MEAN, WALKING TOWARDS ME.

SHE COULD BE NERVOUS, TOO.

I'M A BIG DUDE LIKE-- "OH, JESUS, YEAH, A BIG,

BLACK GUY IS WALKING TOWARD ME.

I HOPE HE DOESN'T-- HOPE HE DOESN'T GRAB--"

YOU KNOW GETTING THAT FANTASY GOING.

"HOPE HE DOESN'T GRAB ME WITH HIS BIG, BLACK ARMS AND

THROW ME IN A TRUNK."

AND I'M THINKING THE SAME THING LIKE, "OH JESUS, I HOPE NOBODY

KILLS THIS WHITE WOMAN, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA GET BLAMED FOR IT."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) THAT'S WHY I LOOK--

I DO A LOT OF STUFF TO PROTECT MYSELF, MAN.

I KEEP MY RECEIPTS.

I COLLECT RECEIPTS.

'CAUSE THAT'S A TRAIL OF WHERE YOU'VE BEEN, MAN.

EVERYWHERE I GO I GET A RECEIPT.

I DON'T CARE.

AND I NEVER GO MORE THAN A HALF-HOUR WITHOUT BUYING

SOMETHING, 'CAUSE YOU COULD KILL SOMEBODY IN A HALF-HOUR

AND THEN YOU NEED A ALIBI.

SO EVERY 15 MINUTES, I BUY SOMETHING.

A STICK OF GUM.

"CAN I GET MY RECEIPT FOR THAT, PLEASE?"

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BODIMBEA - Charlotte Dipanda ft. Richard Bona | EXPLIQUÉ | EXPLAINED - Duration: 13:47.

Okay I'll stop right there even though I know how much you want me to continue

We will learn this song by Charlotte Dipanda ft Richard Bona - Bodimbea

We are starting off in the key of A though we will transpose in the course of the song

The song in it's entirety is made of 4 blocks and each block is a couple of chords

It starts with this beautiful arpeggio

We are on the A chord but there are two things here which differ from the classic A chord

First off, the lowest note here is the e-note instead of the a-note

So 6 - 4 - 3 - then hammer on 2 on 2nd fret - 1 - 2

That's actually what gives the identity to this chord

To the arppegio*

The song kicks-off after this round

It starts like this

That's our first block

A-chord

It's actually an E-chord here but Richard Bona plays the g#-note on bass instead of the e-note

It sounds like this

I modified it this way

A normal E-chord still works just fine

D-chord

C#7-chord

Or like this

You'll find this common chord on Google which is not complicated to find

Then Gbm-chord with middle finger off

E

Comeback to Gbm

And then Bbm7

The pinkey most importantly touches the 1st string 5th fret

The fall back to the funny A-chord

Let's redo the chord sequence

That was it for Block A

The rhythm goes thus

With my thumb and these 3 fingers playing together

That's how I usually play this kind of rythm

You can as well play it the slow way

That works as well. Each person has his own style

The song continues with transposing from the key of A to the key of G

With the Am-chord which is of 2nd degree of G

Well, for you who wants some theory

The first chord is the Am-chord

Am

G-chord

This is the chord you have to play here

I got it by ears so I'm 95% sure it is the right chord

It might be a different one

It's a C6add9-chord, no I don´t want to say nonesense

But I have a C and this note which forms the C6 but retain the position

Middle finger on 5th string 3rd fret, index bares 4th-1st strings 2nd fret, ring on 2nd string 3rd fret

Then

You must not really do this. You could just end on the last chord

That's the 2nd block

3rd block

After this

Or you could remain here if you don't want to do this

It's played by the bass guitar in the original song

You can go from here to E

I'm playing Gm then this chord with some funny name

Middle finger on low e-string 4th fret, ring finger on g-string 4th fret, we can call it an E/G#

But it's good enough to strike these two notes

3rd chord is A

Either

Or

I think the problem here will be the rhythm because the speed increases making it more dynamic yet a same tempo

Slowly

C#m

F#m

E

Then the boss slides in

The 4th block

Let's proceed from this chord with the chords...

Bm7

Bm7 and AM7

Just like you see it

We play just these two chords then go back to the 3rd block

That's where it finishes, we come back to A

The complicated part of the song is this part, 3rd block because the rhythm is different

And that's the only hard part of the song I noticed

The rest is just normal arpeggio which you need to learn and must not play in the original rhythm

Find your own touch to the song according to your level

And on this note see you next time on another song and lesson

Ciao!

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NIGHT FURY vs TRIPLE STRYKE / TOP BATTLE - Duration: 5:57.

Only the most persistent,

only the most strong-willed,

only the coolest,

and only the most powerful...

they reached the semi-finals.

Left to make a last effort to become the strongest

dragon from the world HTTYD.

And they're ready to do it.....

Hello, everyone.

Left 4 fights.

But these battles are the most important.

In the last video we chose the dragon, which takes

the 5th place.

The Skrill won and it was very easy.

He is in fifth place.

Well, today I will hold the first semifinal fight.

And at the end we will know the first finalist of the tournament.

So, today two dragons from the Strike class are fighting.

As same dragon flight has been going to this combat?

Triple Stryke took second place in his group.

He lost to Shadow Wings.

And the rest of his battles he won.

Was defeated: Armorwing, Smothering Smokebreath, Razorwhip

and the Snow Wraith.

4 wins and one defeat.

And he lost in a tense struggle.

Notice, he lost to the big dragon, but

he won all the dragons that are the same size as himself.

Perhaps, indeed, is the Triple strike the best

tournament fighter?

Or was he just lucky with his rivals?

Night Fury impressive 6 fights and 6 wins.

Sea Shocker, a Thunderdrum, Nadder, Submaripper, Buffalord

and Skrill - none of these dragons could not defeat

the Night Fury.

And today these dragons will meet between themselves....

Start the battle....

These dragons already have fought in the arena.

You, of course, remember this battle.

And Toothless won there.

Alone. Without Hiccup.

And he wasn't fighting at full strength - because

Hiccup had asked him more careful.

But not worth immediately to do conclusions who wins

in today's battle.

First, we have the tournament fights wild Night Fury -

NIBBLER.

Secondly, the battle takes place in an open space.

In these circumstances, the battle could go very differently.

Well, let's start by saying that open space is a minus

for a Triple Stryke.

Still, he's a melee dragon.

volley is not long and his tail is short.

A closed arena is the perfect place

to battle for him.

The enemy is not going anywhere - Triple need only one time

to prick the opponent by his tail.

In the open space Triple will have to approach

his opponent.

And he has such an opportunity - nature has endowed

him with maneuverability and speed.

Therefore, the task of the Triplet is always the same,

regardless of the opponent - using his maneuverability, to evade

the volleys of the opponent, approach him and sting one

of his three tails.

This is victory.

The tactic is simple, but very effective.

On the way to the semi-finals was defeated 4 dragon.

And only Shadow Wings not let Triple.

Perhaps because he was helped by the Shadows

and the Triple blow could not cope with so many dragons.

What opportunities does Fury have?

Will he be able also to fend for themselves tailed dragon?

Unlike Shadow Wings he is alone.

But he has his advantages - it is fast, it is also maneuverable

and plus he has an accurate and long volley.

Can a Triple strike break through the defense of the Fury?

Will he be able to dodge his volleys, approach

his and stab his spikes into his body?

Or Fury will be able to get your shots at your opponent

from afar?

Who will win this battle, he goes to the finals.

Who will win in this battle?

Vote.

Click here on this icon vote.

It is located in the upper right corner.

And vote.

The winner of this fight is the first finalist of the tournament.

And the second finalist we will know in the next battle

-it will be an exciting battle between the two dragons.

The Bewilderbeast, and the Screaming Death.

That's the intrigue.

This fight just can not be missed - sign up for the channel

and click on the bell - so you definitely will not miss

the new video.

That's all for today.

I'll see you in the next battle.

The dragons are already preparing for it....

Get ready you too...

See you later.

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Tosh.0 - Video Breakdown - Trampoline Dunk - Duration: 2:23.

[LAUGHTER]

GET A REBOUND.

NOT ONE PERSON CRASHED THE

BOARDS.

[LAUGHTER]

ALRIGHT.

LET'S RESET THE SHOT CLOCK AND

TAKE A LOOK AT HOW THIS KID

DUNKED HIMSELF IN THIS WEEK'S

BREAKDOWN.

♪♪

[APPLAUSE]

YOU NEVER SEE RICH PEOPLE WITH

TRAMPOLINES.

IT'S LIKE AN ABOVE-GROUND POOL.

IT'S JUST NOT AN UPSCALE PIECE

OF LAWN FURNITURE.

[LAUGHTER]

HEY, AT LEAST THEY SPRUNG FOR

THE SAFETY NET.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

WELL, HERE'S ONE THING: THESE

KIDS COULD START DOUBLE-BOUNCING

THE [BLEEP] OUT OF EACH OTHER.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW

WHAT A DOUBLE BOUNCE IS, IT'S

THE TRAMPOLINE EQUIVALENT OF A

SPEEDBALL.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW

WHAT A SPEEDBALL IS, IT'S WHAT

KILLED JOHN BELUSHI.

[LAUGHTER]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW

WHO JOHN BELUSHI IS, HE'S JIM

BELUSHI'S BROTHER.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW

WHO JIM IS, HE'S THE GUY FROM

"ACCORDING TO JIM."

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DIDN'T

WATCH "ACCORDING TO JIM,"

CONGRATULATIONS.

[LAUGHTER]

OH, WOW IS HE UP THERE.

SOMEBODY JUST CAUGHT FIRE NBA

JAM STYLE.

[LAUGHTER]

SAVOR THE MOMENT, SCOTTY SKILES,

'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TURN SOUR.

THAT'S A TECHNICAL FOUL.

GET OFF THE RIM.

[LAUGHTER]

YEAH.

SUCK IT, VINCE CARTER.

DANGLING BY YOUR ELBOW, DOESN'T

SEEM LIKE SUCH A BIG DEAL

ANYMORE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> HMM.

IT HURTS TO HEAR.

THIS IS WHERE HE AND HIS TORN

ACL COULD LEARN A LESSON FROM

SASCHA.

JUST DISTRIBUTE THE BALL, SET

SOME SCREENS, AND DRAW DEFENDERS

OUT OF THE LANE SO REAL PLAYERS

CAN PUT ON THE SHOW.

[LAUGHTER]

AND WHY IS HE CRYING LIKE NANCY

KERRIGAN?

[LAUGHTER]

YOU'RE WHITE.

YOU DON'T GET TO DUNK.

[LAUGHTER]

AND I HATE TO POINT THIS OUT,

BUT THE BLACK GUY'S RUNNING

AWAY.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

AND WHO CAN BLAME HIM?

NOTHING GOOD HAS EVER COME FROM

A BLACK GUY STANDING OVER A

CRYING WHITE KID.

[LAUGHTER]

AH, AT LEAST THE CAMERA GUY WAS

ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING LONG

ENOUGH TO PUT THIS SPORTSCENTER

HIGHLIGHT AND FOR THAT WE THANK

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TRAVEL CHANNEL - Silk Road Adventure Tours, World Travel and Incentives with Juergen Schreiter #UZB - Duration: 6:09.

www.Incentives-Worldwide.com

www.Incentives-Worldwide.com

www.Incentives-Worldwide.com

www.Incentives-Worldwide.com

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/Nightcore/ → Taska Black - We Would Never Do (feat. Nevve) ✗ - Duration: 3:17.

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Live at Gotham - Bill Burr - Going to Church - Duration: 1:59.

I never go to church, man.

I got to be honest, I hate church.

Always couldn't stand it when I was growing up.

Yeah, there's a couple of other people going to hell with me.

Yeah, there you go.

( applause )

You know what it is, I grew up Catholic.

I used to sit there in the crowd,

you know, listening to the priest.

The priest-- they were, like, preaching.

They didn't even sound like they believed it.

They'd just be up there.

"This is Gospel according to Luke.

"All right, I'm not saying it happened.

"I'm not saying it didn't happen, all right?

"I'm-I'm just saying what Luke said.

"Now, according to Luke, the dude got out of of the boat,

"he started walking across the water.

"I don't know. Sounded crazy to me.

"I don't know if he was a drinker.

"But, you know, don't get mad at me.

"I'm-I'm just repeating what Luke...

what Luke said."

No, I definitely... I believe in a higher power,

but I think when people just get too into religion,

they get crazy.

Like, I like people, they, like...

they get so into that they actually, like,

argue, like, what color Jesus is.

You know what I mean? Which is hilarious.

That's, like, one of the most unholy things

you could ever do, right?

They'll sit there, and they'll be, like,

"You know, Jesus, he's for everybody--

"rich people, poor people.

"He doesn't care.

"He's just... He's just a great spirit.

Ev-Everything's great."

"Oh, yeah? What color is He?"

"He's white.

"He looks like me.

We're the chosen people."

You know? Or...

( applause and cheering )

Some of my, uh...

some of my black friends

tried to convince me that Jesus was black.

You know, He had that nappy hair,

all this stuff, you know.

It's the dumbest thing to argue about.

I really don't give a ( bleep ) what color Jesus is.

I just don't want Him to be mad at me when He comes back.

That's my deal. I don't care what He is.

When He comes back on that seven-headed horse,

chopping people's heads off, whatever the hell it is,

I just want, when He rides by me,

you know, just give me one of these.

( laughter )

Make me feel good about my life, you know?

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10 Habits Of Extremely Toxic Friends (And Why You're Better Off Without Them) - Duration: 4:29.

10 Habits Of Extremely Toxic Friends (And Why You're Better Off Without Them)

There are so many kinds of people living in this world.

However, there are some that you should completely avoid.

Otherwise, you are wasting your time and energy for the wrong person.

One kind that you should avoid is toxic people.

Basically they are kinds of people who will always try to make you suffer.

They want to kill you slowly by destroying your mental state of mind.

Toxic friends will not bring any happiness or good things to you.

In fact, they will only make your life miserable.

There are 10 habits why they are really bad friends to have.

But before we see the whole lists, If you're new to our channel, make sure to click the

subscribe button below, and don't forget to like this video if you find this information

is helpful to you.

#1 - They are envy of your achievement

Good friends should be happy when another friend earns something good for their life.

Unfortunately, that won't happen to toxic friends since they are always jealous of your

achievement.

They will make sure you fail next time you want to achieve something.

#2 - They blatantly put you down

You never know that toxic friends are actually do not have heart to say bad things in front

of you and your friends.

They badmouth you without being inconsiderate.

Sometimes, they also use sarcasm to put you down.

It is okay if they say this right in front of you because you can respond or react accordingly

such as by slapping their face.

However, they will do it in your back instead.

#3 - They slowly absorb your positive energy

They want you to fail, and that is why they keep demotivate you to achive what they want.

Moreover, they also do not want to be good friends by constantly giving negative feedback

that drains your energy instead.

This is quite annoying habit, but you basically cannot help it especially if this friend is

living in the same area as you are.

Even though you go to other office, you probably meet someone like this again.

In this case, you really need something to deal with.

#4 - They will be there for the good time

If you celebrate something, they will come just enjoy the party.

You may not know that they actually have another intention in your party.

Sometimes, they will take the advantage to spread unpleasant gossip around your circle.

They also yell and tell your darkest secret because you may have leaked on or two things

about them.

And obviously, they will not there if you start crumbling down.

#5 - They are not helpful

When you need deep emotional support, the least you can expect is from toxic friends.

You definitely do not want them to be near you because the effect will be magnified.

You will be damned instead.

They will make sure you experience the worst pain, and they will not regret that action.

#6 - They don't stand up for you

Friends usually help each other.

However, it does not apply to toxic friends because they basically want you to suffer.

They will let you die and they will not try to protect you from anything.

#7 - Big ego

They want to be perceived as the best people on earth.

That is, when you surpass them, they will make sure they get the fame once again.

They are selfish people who don't want to consider other people but themselves.

#8 - They communicate online

Online platform is good way to communicate with others.

However, toxic people take advantage of this system to abuse you from afar.

They may use fake account just to take you down.

#9 - Too busy

Sometimes, friends can spare their time when their friends are in great need.

Toxic friends will not do that and they will make excuses.

#10 - Betrayal

This can be the worst thing that can happen to you.

Your former friend betrayed you, and you may lose your job, family, or even your life since

they really hate you.

Well, that's all the 10 habits of extremely toxic friends, and why you're better off

without them.

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