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Yeah, you always SAY you'll get us a helicopter and you got it zero times
What you gonna do?
Decorate!
Say it again!
Decorate!
Do what?
DECORATE!
Hey I can't be your friend if you wear high tops like that
You make an extreme foot change, and we'll keep the friend thing rolling
Tambourine! Tambourine! Tambourine!
Hey boo, how's your day?
I'm late for work
Why don't you sit on the couch and paint me?
My bike sucks
Lost its wheels
Hey let me tell you, I own a Ford
You ain't got no Ford, dog
You got a Mazda
Ngh-guh-guh-guh-ga-ga-ga
Hey what is this many? I wanna know!
I chewed up a cow's neck
Fresh Ambassador
I just pile up my money
I got a zamboni and I'll buy a tank next spring
A TANK, man!
Hey Sweaty Fred, where's your cornbread?
I got it right there
That's good
Hey don't touch my cornbread!
Okay, now just so you know, after this, I plan on grabbing that bread
No you're not!
I could see somebody there on the boulder
And he was like this, right, and I'm like
"Woah! Who's there?" - "Nobody"
Mmm-mmmm!
Agh lagh agh gah
The name is Baldy McNutt
I'll fix your rims overnight
Yo, I'm all beefy
Pizzaaaa
Yah-ya-yah
So Nick, why do you keep falling asleep?
I was up playing this video game all night and I haven't slept much
So I have like half of my full brain
Boy you made the eggs crack!
Pika, pika, pika, pika
I don't feel bad! I don't feel bad!
Hey girls LIKE to jump up on me
This girl's thinking about it
Yeah, just like that guy's mom
And this guy's mom
And that guy's girlfriend
Come on up and bite me!
Come on!
My bone must have cracked, wow
My bone fully cracked y'all
Oh, I see how every one of you copied me
You know, I hate that you have to be a ghost now
Because it's like a talk a bunch to no one
It's just a shame
What's your favorite shape?
Not the square, not the square
Good old triangle
This is owie
I hate whispers, but I still say them
I told you I could draw a dot
Water snake! That's a water snake!
Do you get your fangs sharpened?
'Cause I wanna hear about where you go to get your fangs sharpened
Do you go back to the other hermits?
That's it, isn't it
Young man, why run?
Dead... y'all knew that
Hey man, be honest... how was your drink?
I don't wanna talk about it man, I can't believe you'd even do that man
Did you finish it?
Dang, gross son
Anyone got a harpoon?
I need a harpoon
Just one
I'm not your granny
But if you like me to use her voice I will continue to do it
My old girlfriend is here
She made us both eat poison an hour just before she stabbed me
I haven't seen her at all since then. This will be the first time
It's just my nose butter
Oooh I tell ya, my guns ache
Can you define "valedictory"?
Yeah, that's not a word
I mean, I know the whole English language
And the nonsense you said is not in it
Yo camera guy
I hear a crazy sound!
Or is that just my own heartbeat?
You said that I'd finally get a sticker!
I got confidence in my noggin
Really, it's the best
Confidence in my noggin
Oh this is SO exciting isn't it?
Can't wait to get home and play the Sims!
Gold teeth, i collect gold teeth, so I'll get a hit on the radio
Rink-a-dee dee, Rink-a-dee dee
I still wanna take tombstones and drop them off a plane
That sounds like a plan
Yeah, I know, it's like a really good plan
Can you pretend to sneeze on my microphone?
A choo!
Didn't think it would sound like that did you? Hey, y'all don't look at that
Holy mole! Bock bock bock!
I wonder if my head could fit inside that bucket
Let's go find out
You ready for some metal?!
I realize that when I flirt, I don't know how to flirt
You have adorable eyes and I don't believe what I see
I'm sorry what's that?
You have a normal hat and big boots, I said
Oh ok
I will get into Rivers' casa and boop his boop
What's that?
I'll hit him right between the legs
I'm flexing! I'm flexing! I'm flexing! I'm flexing! I'm flexing! nuh-uh.... nuh-uh
He's totally freaking out
Ha ya yah, ha ya ya, huh huh huh
Hi Y'all!
I'm NOT Prince Harry?
Someday I'll be an old man!
Hey man I need you to scratch my back
Right now? I can't even reach it
Well I'll turn, and then you can reach it
Just for a minute
Hey, you are the best
Just go ahead and turn
You ready?
Go ahead
I gotta get to my dance-off in the Philippines
Aye aye Captain Rainbow
Man, I'll shoot you in the forehead if you call me that again, okay?
Got that?
Yeah
I got some powers 'cause I got bit by a frog
It's not imaginary
What new nicknames have you heard people call you on the road?
Wippa Zow
Or some people call out "Greg!"
Or Booty Fabacca
Or Coco Bolivia
Or Human Stick Observer
All of these are not really that great
Except for Dolphin the Goldfish
I really like fish based names! This is my horn
It won't blow
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