Thứ Hai, 1 tháng 10, 2018

Waching daily Oct 2 2018

(Their first day in Kota Kinabalu, Yangrak's Day)

I want to forget about my hectic schedule

and have a great time there.

- He's right. / - Wow.

(Screaming)

(They have fun like children)

(Flying in the sky of Kota Kinabalu)

I don't even know what time we got in.

We've lost track of the time.

I wish we could do this every day.

(Spa and massage to relieve Hyeonsuk's fatigue)

(Perfect for Hyeonsuk's taste)

It's health food.

(They even improve their health with local cuisine)

- It looks so good. / - It's laksa.

- It was so good. / - Must eat noodles in Southeast Asia.

(Yangrak prepared a special day for Hyeonsuk)

He's very playful.

So, Yangrak designed the trip for the first day?

It's Yangrak's Day.

It begins now.

(Manukan Island, traditional Malaysian noodles)

(Couples healing spa, Kokol Poring-Poring Road)

The weather was so nice and the air...

Look at the sky.

- The weather is very good. / - It's nice.

- You like it? We had a big breakfast. / - I love it.

And I like your dress.

Gosh, what are you doing?

- It feels like we're on a trip. / - This is so nice.

You said you were tired. So we will get on a ship...

- And go to a vacation spot. / - A traditional market.

- We're going to rest. / - To the beach?

That's right.

(Jesselton Point is a marina for the island tour)

(You can pick the island you want to go to and the time)

- Are you going to another island? / - Yes.

It was beautiful.

The water is so clear.

(Boat fare, $6.70 per person)

Put this on.

(Yangrak puts a life vest on Hyeonsuk)

- Okay? / - Okay.

Hey, no touch. My wife.

- He looks sorry. / - He's flustered.

He said sorry.

No problem.

That's what women want.

We like it when our husbands take care of us.

Oh, yes! This is fun!

(The waves are high)

Gosh, the waves are so strong.

Your hair.

You look pretty even when your hair gets disheveled.

Don't worry about it.

(Stop it)

They squabble a lot but he sounds very sweet.

Kota Kinabalu.

(15 minutes later)

(Emerald-colored water, clean, sandy beach)

Everyone was kissing everywhere.

- The atmosphere there was great. / - Did you kiss?

No, we didn't. We just looked at other people kissing.

(Manukan Island)

Gosh, this place is nice.

- The color of the water is jade. / - Exactly.

My goodness, look over there. Look at the fish.

- It was half water and half fish. / - My gosh.

These are like big anchovies.

- It's as big as a minnow. / - Goodness.

Let's go that way. There are chairs.

- That sounds great. / - Let's relax on our trip.

I wish I could live here for a month.

(Unlike the crowded beach in the east)

(The beach in the west is especially empty)

- Isn't this nice? / - This is nice.

It's our 30th anniversary. We ought to spend...

- Some quiet time together, right? / - Yes.

I don't know much about this.

- But my friend told me. / - Hyeon gave him tips.

Jeong Hyeon did?

This part is empty.

- This side is very romantic. / - Right.

- Thank you. / - If it's crowded...

- You get tired. / - Let's sit over there for a bit.

Right. Let's go.

- My gosh. / - Goodness.

This is nice.

- It's quiet and nice here. / - My goodness.

- Relax. This feels nice. / - It's great.

She smiled brightly.

I know what she likes.

I know how women think.

A long time ago...

I even did a segment called "Lonely Hunter."

- That's right. / - He wore a coat.

- I really enjoyed that segment. / - Right.

- That's right. / - It was on TV.

("Lonely Hunter")

I often visit this cafe because...

- I get the feeling that... / - "I get the feeling that..."

"Something good will happen here."

So I know.

I think we should change into our swimsuits.

(What is going on here?)

Sorry? Pardon?

- What did he say? / - Delivery?

(He seems serious)

He wants us to relax here without turning back.

So...

Thank you.

- Thank you. / - Out.

- Out? / - He wants us to leave.

The chairs are already reserved.

Those were for guests at the resort only.

That part of the beach is privately owned.

- Sorry. / - We have to move?

Healing my butt.

It was so empty there.

- I didn't know. / - The sign was hidden.

- It was empty for a reason. / - Right.

He didn't make any reservations.

(They're taking a stroll along the other beach)

Actually, I surprisingly...

Didn't like that side of the beach.

It was too empty.

- Right, this part is crowded. / - Exactly.

- But it's nice. / - We ought to be with people.

- It has a nice vibe. / - Yes.

- This feels very exotic and nice. / - Right.

It ought to feel exotic. We're in another country.

"It ought to feel exotic."

- It felt especially more exotic. / - She's right.

- "It ought to feel exotic." / - A slow walk is nice too.

Right, a slow walk.

- We've been so busy. / - It's cool here too.

Yes, this is cool here.

How nice.

Look at the color of the water.

It's cool here.

(The very sight makes them feel cool)

The color of the water is amazing.

- This is nice. / - Seriously.

It was so nice over there.

Isn't this nice?

- Aren't you happy you came? / - It's nice.

- It was worth the boat ride, right? / - Yes, it's nice.

- Hello. / - Hello.

Why did you come here with another guy?

- You're college students? / - Yes.

- Are you having fun? / - Yes.

We're quite old. We came here on a trip to celebrate

our 30th wedding anniversary.

- Will we be on TV? / - In September.

- Show us a special talent. / - That was sudden.

- A special talent? / - That was sudden.

- Show us a special talent. / - I see.

If it's good, it'll be on TV.

If it's not good...

That was random.

- Slapstick comedy. / - Slapstick comedy is nice.

For the viewers of Battle Trip,

they will each show us their special talent.

I'll impersonate Lee Jungjae.

So random.

Youngsters these days...

- Are great. / - He's actually doing it.

Action.

"Look here, face reader."

(He spoils the mood)

- All of a sudden... / - You did well.

(He secures his airtime by going into the water)

- He's really cute. / - So, is this all you prepared?

Gosh, you're insulting me.

If it is, it'd be disappointing.

I prepared something exciting,

thrilling, suspenseful and fantastic.

- It'll be thrilling. Let's go. / - Where is that?

- I can't wait to see what it is. / - I'm not lying.

He's all talk.

Parasailing.

- Parasailing... / - That activity can be scary.

It costs about $27 per person.

90 ringgit.

(Yangrak puts on the safety gear)

(What is Hyeonsuk doing?)

- Stay still. / - I'm fine. That's enough.

(All over his face)

You need it. Your face will get burnt.

Ma'am, sit down.

- Ma'am, sit down. / - He told you to sit down.

"Ma'am, sit down."

Here, here. Grab this part. Grab this part here.

- Grab the part right here. / - It's the one below.

(Looking clumsy)

Actually, I get scared easily.

My life tends to stay in the safe area.

My wife and I aren't thrill-seekers,

we don't enjoy going on adventures.

- It's scary in the beginning. / - Right.

- That nervousness. / - Once you're in the air, it's fine.

(Screaming)

(They're only 1m above the water)

Oh, no.

When we go up into the air, it's scary.

How's it?

Great. This is great.

We're going higher.

We're at about the 6th or 7th floor of a building.

- We're at about the 10th floor. / - It's going up higher.

(They're only 5m above the water)

We're at the 20th floor.

(Parasailing brings thrills to this middle-aged couple)

- It feels like we're flying. / - Right?

You look like the fairy

who lives in the sky.

Thank you.

(They spent 30 years together)

You look like the woodcutter.

(Yangrak and Hyeonsuk are a woodcutter and a fairy)

- He was scared. / - It was scary in the beginning.

- Right. / - But it was really scary for me as well.

But it was fun. It was cool.

- This is nice. / - Yes.

This comes with the right amount of thrill.

It's fun too. We're going down.

We're going down.

Are we going down now?

We're going into the water? This is scary.

No, this is scary.

No, no.

They dunk you in the water.

They dunk you in the water.

That was special treatment.

They put you in the water.

(Struggling)

No.

My goodness.

- They ought to do that once. / - Exactly.

- Stop it. Stop! / - Stop it.

When we were going down,

the blue water splashed right at me.

It was really scary.

My wife said that it was scary.

I thought she was cute then.

(He's undeniably a romanticist)

- That's true. / - This is fun.

(They dry their bodies with the cool ocean breeze)

Isn't this fun?

I hope we don't crash into that.

Let's wave at them.

Hello.

He waved at me.

(They share greetings like friends)

We're flying in the sky.

We're flying like the eagles.

I won't ever forget this experience.

Exactly, when would we have the chance to do this?

??As I watch the flying birds ??

Why do you sound so sad when you sing?

??As I watch the flying birds ??

Whenever I listened to that song,

I wanted to fly like a bird.

And my wish came true today.

I flew just like this.

Right, she must've felt like a bird.

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So Touching I 감동시대 [Gag Concert / 2018.09.15] - Duration: 4:59.

(So Touching)

Did you see the soccer game this week?

So... What are you all talking about?

It's nothing.

Our numbers for this month are out.

Everyone, give Deputy Yang a round of applause!

- Deputy Yang. / - Yes?

You got the worst numbers.

The worst!

You were our last choice!

You always have the worst numbers!

One more time and you're fired!

Hang in there, Deputy Yang.

He's so mean.

Hello?

Oh, yes, sir.

Yes.

You no longer want to do business with us?

I just don't want to! What is it to you?

Oh, it's not like that...

If I lose your business,

I'll be fired at work.

That's your problem!

Do I really need to care about a mere deputy?

Pardon? A mere deputy?

Sir. Sir.

What happened?

He doesn't want to do business with us anymore.

What?

Is that the best you could do?

Geez!

Yes, hello. This is Chief Song.

You no longer want to do business with us?

Yes...

Let me put you on with Deputy Yang.

I want you to apologize for being rude to him!

Chief!

Chief!

But...

What if we lose our client?

Hey!

You're more precious than that client!

My heart!

Such a warm-hearted man!

Chief!

I have to go see a different client.

Get back to work!

Yes, chief.

The chief was so nice.

What a relief.

Hold on.

I turned off the AC earlier.

Who turned it back on?

Turn it off now.

It's kind of hot during the day.

I said to turn it off!

I'll turn it off a bit later.

Why are you talking back?

Turn it off now!

Manager Jeong has a cold!

Chief!

I'll be responsible for Manager Jeong's cold!

Jujube tea!

Black herbal tea!

Chinese herbal medicine!

He's like Heo Jun!

Chief!

Be careful you all don't catch colds!

Yes, chief.

Mr. CEO.

Hello, Mr. CEO.

- Are you all working hard? / - Yes.

There's nothing fun these days.

How about a team dinner? It's been a while.

A team dinner?

A team dinner sounds great!

Why don't the rest of you look happy?

Oh, no...

Team dinners are a part of work too!

Good teamwork means better results!

Deputy Im.

Come on. Make the reservation.

Yes, I'd like to make a reservation.

For five people.

Hey.

Why five people? You mean four!

Pardon?

I'd make things uncomfortable.

Take this and eat up!

And feel free to badmouth me!

Mr. CEO!

Mr. CEO!

If you don't show up,

the others will feel uncomfortable!

I should sit out too.

The second round of drinks is on me!

They're so tactful!

Mr. CEO, chief, we love you!

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Taehyun is pressing calmly and regularly. [2Days&1Night Season3/2018.09.30] - Duration: 12:53.

Did you enjoy your meal?

- Yes. / - Yes. I liked it a lot.

We ate a lot.

Junho sounds full.

It was a party for Junho.

What's that? Look at his belly.

I will never forget the jjajangmyeon corn dog.

Jjajangmyeon corn dog?

He doesn't seem like a loser.

He's not a loser.

(I lost, but it feels like I won.)

He almost ate it all alone, right?

(His eyes, nose and mouth are wide open.)

- He ate it all. / - There were no noodles.

There were no noodles left.

It was my jjajangmyeon.

When you edit the lunch part,

you should focus on the flow of Junho's emotion.

That's what you should focus on.

He was angry then happy.

He was upset then happy again.

(He was angry because of pickled radish.)

(He became happy after he won a game.)

(He was upset to hear the tangsuyuk was too savory.)

(Then he got happy again with jjamppong.)

(Junho is happy now.)

So he ate my jjajangmyeon.

Even the streets look so cool.

The trees and nature.

(The trees and nature)

(After riding the bus through green trees...)

Where are we?

It's hot.

- The sunlight is strong. / - It's very sunny.

This place has all the four seasons.

We can feel all the four seasons here.

Where are we now?

Gosh, what's that? It looks so cool.

(Surprised)

- This is amazing. / - What a wonderful sight.

(Walking along the street,)

(they see sculpted limestone cliffs.)

This is Gumunso,

a limestone cave made about 150 million years ago.

(Gumunso is a natural bridge carved by a river.)

(Its name means a pond with a hole.)

It is the only river that flows

through a mountain.

This river? That sounds amazing.

It used to be blocked by the mountain,

but the river tunneled through it

- over a long period of time. / - This river?

As the river runs through the mountain,

people also call it "tturunae".

This is amazing.

We wouldn't have seen it without this show.

It's so cool.

The water falls down here too.

(They're fascinated by the grand sight of Gumunso.)

I guess it's limewater.

There is a lot to look at in Taebaek.

(Passing by the stone gate of Gumunso,)

(they walk toward the sound of water.)

(They are full of admiration.)

- That's magnificent. / - It's like the Niagara.

It's fantastic.

(There's a magnificent view they didn't imagine.)

It's so high.

(There's a cool valley over the cliff.)

(The rive has run for 150 million years.)

This is amazing.

This is so cool. Why didn't we come sooner?

(It's the beauty of nature made by time.)

It's great.

(Why didn't we see this when it's so close?)

I like this stream.

It looks exotic.

I didn't know our country had a place like this.

- It's exotic. / - I know.

(Even the legend about Gumunso sounds cool.)

(The white current looks like a white dragon.)

It sounds so cool.

I would've regretted not doing this.

This is great.

(At Gumunso, Taebaek)

What's that?

- What is it? / - What?

Why is an airplane here?

Are we doing rappelling here?

Are we getting trained here?

A fire drill?

(Hobbling)

Why are you pretending to be injured?

It really hurts. I sprained my ankle.

This is a firefighting school in Gangwon.

A firefighting school?

This is where future firefighters are trained.

They get trained here to become firefighters.

- Safety training. / - It's not a fire station.

No.

We just looked around

the cool and clean attractions of Taebaek.

Taebaek is the epitome of clean nature.

It has many interesting tourist attractions.

Besides that,

Taebaek is famous as a safe city.

That's right. I know that.

Beside the firefighting school...

We got off the helicopter here for Drama Road.

Right in front of that is Safe Town,

where we can experience natural disasters

and learn how to escape safely.

I think it's a multifunctional city.

We can encounter danger anytime anywhere in life.

That means we will be in a dangerous situation.

Can I be a patient here?

I should play a patient.

I have a backache.

We should learn how to do CPR.

Will Defconn have his first kiss doing CPR?

(First kiss?)

(His lips twitch.)

(He's excited to hear that.)

He's excited.

(I'm excited too.)

Here comes our drill instructor.

Please come on out.

- Sir. / - Hello.

Welcome.

Firefighting.

Safety.

- Safety. / - He says "safety".

Safety.

I'm your drill instructor,

Kim Yongwoon.

- Nice to meet you. / - Nice to meet you.

Taehyun's a former fireman.

But I died as soon as the film started.

(He just looks like a fireman.)

You will learn how to do CPR

and how to use a slow-descending device.

What is a slow-descending device?

It's an evacuation device that helps you

in case of an emergency like a fire.

You can use it to descend like a rope.

It's more like bungee jumping.

(Bungee jumping?)

I have a question.

When we stay at a hotel or some accommodations,

we see a square box that says slow-descending device.

I wonder how to use it.

I'll teach you during the safety drill today.

I'll give you a special mission.

The instructor will evaluate your attitudes

during the safety drill.

The three with the lowest scores

- will have to do something. / - Do what?

(Are we getting a penalty?)

You will visit firemen

who work all night for the safety of the citizens

and bring them some late-night snacks.

- Okay. That's good. / - We deliver snacks.

(We are always willing to do that.)

Actually, new firemen are getting

- trained here today. / - They're our colleagues.

- Sure. / - Okay.

You will have the safety drill with them.

Do we go this way?

Please go this way with the instructor.

Hey, what are you doing?

- Stop it. / - Don't be ridiculous.

- My back hurts. / - Is he exaggerating?

No, I'm not.

He just wants to get a high score.

The CPR Experience Center.

I'm Instructor Ahn Jiwon.

Safety.

(Thank you for your lecture.)

We get about 30,000

cardiac arrest patients a year in the country.

Before the patient suffers brain damage,

it is important to begin chest compression

to replace the movement

of the heart that has stopped beating.

As the execution rate of CPR increases,

the survival rate of cardiac arrest patients rises.

This is why CPR by bystanders is very important.

You will now learn how to do CPR.

Let's say you found a patient.

Excuse me. Are you all right?

The man in black cap and blue shirt,

please call 911 and bring me the AED.

(Check the patient's pulse and breath.)

One, two, three, four...

(Perform CPR with chest compression repeatedly.)

At the rate of 30 to 2,

you should perform chest compression

and mouth-to-mouth by turns.

But today,

you will only practice chest compression CPR.

- Okay? / - Yes.

(The trainees and members start the practice.)

Are you okay?

Are you all right?

He's unconscious.

Please call 911

and bring me the AED.

We have a patient here.

We need the AED.

Excuse me.

(They are trying their best to save a life.)

(CPR is the most important first aid.)

We're going to test now. Are you ready?

I'll let it record from now on.

The machine is reset.

Ready.

Ready, go.

- Hello, are you okay? / - Hello, are you okay?

- Hello, are you okay? / - Hello?

Hey, you with the black cap.

You, middle-aged man.

Could you quickly go to the ambulance

and bring the automated defibrillators?

(100 to 120 compressions recommended per minute)

(It's a little too fast.)

Two, three, four...

(Junho starts compressions as well.)

Five, six, seven...

(Pressing)

- 11, 12... / - He is pushing too hard.

- 14, 15, 16, 17... / - Junho.

- 19, 20... / - A little more gently.

- 22, 23, 24... / - 5, 6, 7...

(Pressing hard makes him exhausted.)

(Hawk-eyed)

- Five, six... / - Three, four...

You're already late. Aren't they?

- Five, six... / - This is really hard.

(CPR isn't easy.)

- My gosh. / - It's blinking.

It's not supposed to blink.

He's just pressing.

He's pressing the solar plexus.

(It's the vital point he shouldn't press.)

(I'm in trouble.)

Six, seven...

(Siyoon does his best to the end.)

- My hands hurt. / - Junho,

please wrap it up.

It's still blinking.

- Please wrap it up. / - It's red lights everywhere.

This is harder than you think.

- It's exhausting. / - I can imagine.

They do this for 30 minutes.

Ready, go.

- Hello. / - Hello, are you okay?

One, two, three, four, five...

(He's fast as well.)

(They're nervous, which makes them press faster.)

- This is too fast. / - Is it too fast?

- Is it? / - Yes, it's too fast.

He just said we're doing it too fast.

(He presses it slower and more accurately.)

Hello, are you okay?

- 29, 30. / - 1, 2, 3...

Are you okay?

29, 30.

Hello, are you okay? Just a second.

(Meanwhile, Taehyun is)

(pressing calmly and regularly.)

25, 26...

(The role he played helps him in real life.)

Eight, nine...

(They're proud of him.)

(Jongmin finished 30 compressions.)

You have to check if he's okay.

Are you okay? He's back to life. Sit up.

You can't do that.

- What are you doing? / - That's cheating.

- Come on. / - I saved his life.

- Thank you. / - What are you saying?

- He's back to life. / - You're out.

He's out, right?

I'm very disappointed in Jongmin.

I'm sorry.

Let me announce the joint winners.

- Joint winners? / - Yes.

- Taehyun got 90 points. / - Me?

And Joonyoung got 90 points.

- Joint winners? / - Yes.

The average score was low,

so if you were not so bad,

you got a good score.

So who won third place?

- Don't flatter yourself. / - We were a bit better.

- Who won third place? / - Siyoon won third place.

You were pressing a little too fast.

It was too fast.

So it's the three of us again?

We always get detention.

- Please tell us. / - The fourth is Defconn.

You complimented me a lot, yet I'm fourth.

You made too many meaningless comments.

- And the time... / - Excuse me.

(He checked its consciousness too often.)

- He talks a lot. / - That's how he is.

It led to long pauses. That's why you're fourth.

Lastly, Junho won fifth place.

I'm so relieved.

Overall, you're poorly skilled.

The quality of the compression was poor.

(Bitter)

Is there anything he did well?

It was a mess in general,

but I admire his willpower to save one's life.

Thank you.

So we can say the sixth place didn't save the person.

He made me speechless.

(He refuses to evaluate his performance.)

I wonder why you applied for this job.

I studied nursing in college.

After graduation, I worked in a hospital.

There are many patients in the emergency room.

As a paramedic, you have to do

the initial treatment, which is the most crucial.

Therefore, we play the most important role.

It also feels rewarding to see patients recovering.

That's why we are paramedics.

- You were a nurse before? / - Yes.

I once saw someone doing CPR.

After watching the paramedic,

I wanted to become a paramedic too,

which is why I am here now.

Just like him, I want to be a paramedic

who make others dream.

He once saw a paramedic saving someone's life,

which inspired him to save others' lives too.

He has a noble work ethic.

(Saving someone's life...)

(is noble yet not easy.)

(They walk on the rough path with responsibility.)

- Thank you. / - Thank you.

They're so cool.

(We root for all the paramedics.)

You're awesome!

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Love Ladder I 러브라더 [Gag Concert / 2018.09.15] - Duration: 8:07.

(Love Ladder)

I know nothing about dating.

I'm the clueless Seo Taehun.

I don't date.

I'm Yoo Minsang, the gentleman.

What?

You ate pork belly for lunch...

I didn't say vegetarian.

I know a lot about dating.

I'm Lee Sejin, the dating expert.

I got married after dating.

I'm Park Yeongjin, the married man.

Geez...

I'm so jealous of these two.

Why?

You went to Gangneung with a girl...

Watch your mouth.

Don't say strange things.

For real, people.

No, stop making things up.

This is what I want to talk about.

I want to tell the ladies here about

the type of guy that you shouldn't date.

A guy with a complicated past.

He's talking about himself.

How can you tell?

It's not that hard.

Use the 3-second rule.

When you're at a nice restaurant...

"Honey, the pasta here is so good.

Who did you come here with?"

1, 2, 3.

With a friend. Just a friend.

He took 3 seconds to answer.

It's because he thought of someone.

And keep this in mind.

Guys do not go out to eat pasta with other guys.

That's true.

He definitely went with a girl.

- That never happens. / - They're so nervous.

And there's also the parrot rule.

Parrot?

"Honey, how many girls have you dated?"

"How many girls have I dated?"

He parrots the question back!

He's thinking of a moderate number.

If he says he's never dated, that would be a lie.

But if he answers honestly, he'd get yelled at.

Saying just 1 or 2 girls would hurt his pride.

And he's thinking all these thoughts

in that short moment when he repeats the question.

But...

"Honey, how many girls have you dated?"

"What are you talking about?

You're the only girl for me, you dummy."

That means he's a player!

- Why? / - That's a player?

He's been in this situation so many times already!

It's like an automatic response.

The "you" in "You're the only girl for me"

could be Dahye, Sora, Hyeseon or Nayeong.

It could be anyone!

You should not date guys like this.

Then what kind of guy should you date?

- You should date me! / - Why?

- Why you? / - Why?

Listen. As for me...

I don't know any nice restaurants

and I am not a parrot.

So what did you do at Gangneung recently?

So what did I do at Gangneung recently?

- Why are you repeating the question? / - Parrot!

Are you a parrot?

- He's a parrot. / - What are you thinking of?

See, everyone?

Rather than meet a guy like him, just don't date.

Let's drop the nonsense.

I'm here to talk about something important.

I want to talk about how the landmarks

in Seoul have become seriously contaminated.

Couples have ruined all these beautiful places.

Let's talk about Cheonggyecheon first.

The beautiful stream in our city.

A place of rest for the people.

A place that foreigners call beautiful and wonderful.

Couples ruined that place!

- Why? / - They always splash each other...

"Honey, that's cold!"

That's just...

That's what they do!

- He's angry. / - He's really mad.

Some of you might know, but Cheonggyecheon...

- Was meant for single people. / - Why?

Back when they had the bridge

and someone like me passed under it...

"Young man!"

"I have some racy stuff here."

And you could buy video tapes.

I miss those shady guys.

I can't take this anymore.

I plan on spending a lot of money

to release piranhas in Cheonggyecheon.

Why? Why?

As well as electric eels.

- Why? / - That way...

"Honey..."

It'll be very thrilling.

The city of Seoul should

allow me to bring in piranhas!

What are you talking about?

And that's not all.

There's somewhere that needs serious help.

Hangang Park.

More like Hangang Couples' Park.

They all lay out mats or pitch tents.

What are they doing in there?

Bring them all out!

Who does Hangang belong to originally?

"The Host."

Director Bong Joonho's "The Host!"

I guess my wish came true.

They built a sculpture of "The Host" at Hangang.

I saw that.

This needs to be all over Hangang.

One isn't enough.

We need a lot of these.

I need your help, people.

This will cost a lot.

If we can't get enough of these,

I'll lie down in one spot at Hangang.

I'd be scarier!

So... The city of Seoul

should place Yoo Minsang...

I mean, "The Host" sculptures

all over Hangang!

♪ Make more sculptures ♪

This is why none of you are married!

Happiness...

Comes after you get married.

Hello, I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!

I'm Park Yeongjin.

Very nice.

As for me,

my wife is so lovely...

That she even looks pretty when she sleeps.

That's why I wish she'd always be asleep.

Hold on. That's going too far.

That's how happy I am.

Before I got married and I lived alone,

I never bothered with coupons or points.

But now, my pretty wife is on top of all that.

When you spend $1,000 at the department store,

you get a $10 gift certificate.

But when you spend $3,000,

you get a $50 gift certificate.

So she spent $3,000 right on the spot.

We got $50 for free!

We almost got

a $10 gift certificate instead.

What a close call.

And with the gift certificate,

she bought me a t-shirt.

Hold on.

What the...

This is it.

This t-shirt cost me $3,050.

That?

That was $3,050?

My wife bought me this t-shirt!

♪ I like TT ♪

- You're crying. / - Are you crying?

These are tears of joy!

I'm so happy!

And another thing. Before I got married,

I wanted to meet a girl that likes babies.

My pretty wife loves babies.

As soon as she gets home,

she opens up our shoe closet to check on her babies.

"Oh, my Louis Vuitton babies.

My Prada babies.

My limited edition babies.

My new babies."

She loves babies,

which makes me so happy!

We don't have 2 boys and 5 girls.

We have 2 pairs of boots and 5 pairs of heels.

When I see my wife get so happy over heels,

I realize she's head over heels for heels.

She loves her babies.

She's always calling them her babies.

What's surprising is that

she calls me a big baby too.

I guess she really loves me.

Oh! I shouldn't be here.

I should get home.

- Why? / - Why?

My wife bought some new babies from overseas.

I want to tear them up!

- Don't! / - Don't!

- Calm down! / - See that? We're all actually...

Very happy!

For more infomation >> Love Ladder I 러브라더 [Gag Concert / 2018.09.15] - Duration: 8:07.

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Ms. Shin I Scene 봉선생 [Gag Concert / 2018.09.15] - Duration: 6:25.

(Ms. Shin)

- Director Jang! Director Jang! / - Yes?

- I'm so upset! / - Why?

Why wasn't I paid for episodes

5 and 6 of our drama?

You weren't in episodes 5 and 6.

I wasn't in them?

Yes, you ran away with money in episode 4.

So that's why I was dragged in by my hair in episode 7.

No wonder it felt bare up here.

You're the best at laughing over awkward situations.

- Please be good to me, Director Jang. / - Okay.

Hello, director.

Taehun!

Oh, right. Congrats.

I heard you became the spokesmodel for childbirth.

Yes.

I took photos in the morning.

- I'm going to do my best. / - Congrats.

Director, you should think about

having a second kid.

A second kid?

I'm not even married. Way to jump the gun.

Work on your acting with her.

Yes, director.

Taehun, Taehun.

- You're the spokesmodel for childbirth? / - Yes.

Back in my heyday, I was the spokesmodel

for the "Just have one kid" movement.

How long ago was that?

No internet or smart phones back then.

We had nothing else to do at night, so...

- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?

Can you help me with my acting?

Sure, sure. What's the scene today?

A guy and a girl that have been long-time friends

talk about their feelings for each other.

What is it?

That's so sweet that I'm getting a cavity.

I'm in character now.

- Okay, then let's get started. / - Okay.

Who do you think you are? Gang Dongwon?

Let's walk together.

I didn't bring an umbrella.

Get closer.

You'll get wet.

Why is your hand still on me?

Good question...

It's what my heart wants.

What?

Actually...

I've always liked you.

I'm sorry.

What is it? Did you see the gap in my teeth?

I spat too much in my heyday.

It's not that.

This is my first kissing scene with an umbrella.

I'm worried if I can pull it off.

You can't pull it off?

All actors should be able to

pull off their role...

I think I'm good now.

I guess our organs are connected.

Jinx!

Let's try one last time.

Alright.

Actually...

I've always liked you.

Actually...

I've been waiting for you to say that.

I...

Like you too.

Ms. Shin, it just says you act shy in the script.

Goodness!

Goodness gracious! I got too into it!

I just act shy?

Yes, you act shy as you glance at me.

Goodness gracious!

How do you act shy as you glance at someone?

Like this?

Ms. Shin!

- Hey, Nami. / - Hi.

Hello, Ms. Shin.

Hey there.

Taehun, the director is looking for you.

Ms. Shin, thank you for helping me with my acting.

Ms. Shin, you're eating nuts?

I bet your skin is nice

because you're always eating nuts.

Hey.

You have to be born with skin like this!

If you want to get nice skin from eating nuts,

you have to eat 5 tons.

You'll have to eat 10 tons.

Can you please help me rehearse?

Go ahead and run your mouth.

Okay, here I go.

Lady, are you insane?

You got water all over me!

I'm sorry.

I didn't know you were there.

Don't you know who I am?

This school belongs to my dad.

Lady, I could get you fired.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I'll...

I'll wipe you dry.

I'm sorry.

Why do something you have to apologize for?

Well?

Pay me for my clothes.

Pay me!

Goodness...

I can't take this anymore.

I can't take this anymore!

- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?

Didn't you see me slap your chin?

Goodness... Hey!

Did I hit you that hard?

Someone might think

Mike Tyson hit you with an uppercut.

You're trying to make everyone hate me!

Young people these days are so scary.

So scary!

I'm sorry.

- Goodness, hey! / - Yes.

Didn't you see me slap your chin several times?

Ms. Shin.

What the...

- I thought it was Mr. Tong. / - No.

- Ms. Shin. / - Director Jang.

Congratulations.

All 3 of our leads in our drama got

a commercial deal from "B" cell phone company.

My goodness! Our drama is a hit!

Now I'll get to move house.

Director, I'm already a model for "S" cell phones.

Really?

Oh, right.

Nobody can be in the commercial if Nami drops out.

Goodness...

Gosh, they're flying away.

My money and new house are all flying away.

Nami!

I'm going to blow you away today!

Go fly away!

For more infomation >> Ms. Shin I Scene 봉선생 [Gag Concert / 2018.09.15] - Duration: 6:25.

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His eyes are lost. [2Days&1Night Season3/2018.09.30] - Duration: 10:19.

Safety. Safety.

What? What is this?

(As soon as they walk into the training area,)

(something)

(made)

(the members freeze.)

(It's a cliff?)

This is bungee jumping.

It's not bungee jumping.

It's a training set for descending lifeline.

I know this. We must try this.

Is this built on skyscrapers too?

Usually, it's built on the third to tenth floors.

For higher floors,

you can use emergency stairs or

- other methods. / - You can go to the rooftop

and escape with a helicopter.

You have to look for a different way to escape.

How tall would this building be?

- This is three stories tall. / - Three stories.

- It's about 9m. / - But it's so high. It's so high.

Yes, this is about 9m.

(Gulping)

You, he and I are going to be left in the end.

(Official cowards of Two Days and One Night)

We can do it this time.

There's a speed regulator on it,

which controls the speed.

It helps you descend at a regular speed.

- It's automatic as well? / - Once we hold on to it,

- Exactly. / - it will take you down.

- So you come down safely. / - Yes, it's safe.

Let's see how it works

through the instructor's demonstration.

Put on the safety belt through your head

and under your armpits, and fasten the belt.

Then turn around.

(Turn around.)

- That's the hardest part. / - Hold your rope and belt.

- It looks so scary. / - Turn around.

Bend your knees and sit down like that.

So this will be the toughest one.

Put your feet down one by one.

Then let go of your hold.

(Astounded)

Push the wall.

(Open your arms and pull the wall.)

It's so fast.

It looks hard.

It's almost like bungee jumping.

(I'm not sure if I can do it.)

What do you think? It's not so fast, right?

- No. / - It keeps the safe speed.

It's dropping, though.

I have a bad back. I'm not sure if I can do it.

I have bad legs too. What should I do?

(In that case...)

Then I'll give you zero point.

(It doesn't work.)

Let's do this.

If you want to survive, you have to do it.

This is not some kind of an exciting ride.

It's for your safety.

Will you not escape because you're sick?

- Will you not escape? / - I will.

You have to.

(Even if you're ill, you have to escape.)

- This is the last one. / - So this is how we go up.

- Which floor is it? / - Third floor.

The worst three are left here.

(They look emaciated.)

Hold this with one hand.

Now hold it with both hands.

Gosh, this is annoying.

There's nothing to step on.

Gosh, it must be terrifying.

Taking off the foot is the worst part.

Then slowly go down.

Now let go of it.

(It's a smooth start.)

You're doing well.

(Don't look up or close your eyes.)

(It's to prevent colliding with objects or the wall.)

And when you land...

You're doing well.

Awesome.

- It's scary. / - Is it scary?

- It must be. / - Goodness.

- How was I? / - You're the best so far.

Gosh.

I have a back injury.

The helmet doesn't fit me. I can't do it.

- You can adjust it. / - You're right.

I see.

Go.

Oh, my goodness.

Looking from up here, it's so high.

- Hey. / - Welcome.

Which gate is this?

This is the first gate to the afterlife.

Is this the first?

(The talkative man walks into the gate.)

It's so scary. Let's walk quickly.

(Welcome to Gate 1.)

(It's entertaining to watch them.)

It must be horrible.

This is...

Goodness. It's almost as high as Mount Baekdu.

Mount Baekdu?

(Anxious)

Now hold it and look at me.

- What did you say? / - Look at me.

(His eyes are lost.)

- Look at me. / - Yes.

If you look at me, you'll be happy.

Come closer. One step further.

All right. Eyes on the wall.

Good. Just a little further.

Just a little further. There you go.

Do you feel something on your heels?

Now lift this foot.

It's okay. Stay calm.

You're almost there. Stay calm.

It's slippery. It's slippery.

(He seems to believe he's sliding down.)

Lift whichever foot you want first.

- There he is. / - Lift one foot.

(He can feel him, so he can't laugh.)

Wait. My eyes burn because of my make-up.

Thank you, Sir.

- Oh, my. / - My eyes burn.

(He has so many problems.)

Gosh, I'm shedding tears.

Now, lift your foot.

- Put one foot down. / - Seriously.

There you go. Put one foot down.

(Finally!)

Put another leg down.

There you go.

I made it.

(He's ready to survive from the fire.)

Move your feet to the right.

When you let go of it, you will go down.

- Now go down. / - Come down.

(Screaming)

(Defconn falls down, scratching the wall.)

(He tries to hold back laughter.)

He survived. He survived.

Sir, wasn't that just a fall?

It was a fall.

How does the machine work?

- I want to know that. / - It's a pulley.

- It's a pulley. / - What does this do?

This is connected to the opposite side.

He's an amazing instructor.

Don't give up.

You can do it.

You may not get another chance to learn this later.

- Can you feel it? / - Yes, I can.

- Step on it and... / - Just a second.

After this, it's easy.

That's it, Jongmin. Just sit there and it's over.

- Step on it. / - It's almost over.

- I've got you. / - Wait a second.

I can't lift my leg. I'm not lying.

- Trust me. Just a second. / - Are you ready?

(Finally,)

(both his feet are on the ledge.)

- Wait, Sir. / - Now sit down.

- There you go. / - Sit just like that.

(I'm proud of you!)

- Just like that. / - One foot at a time?

- He's holding you. / - Just a second.

Your body will be pulled back a little.

Just one second, Sir.

What should I do after this?

Now put down one foot.

- Put your foot down. / - Just one second.

There you go. It's almost over.

Wait a second.

There you go. You're almost there.

It's a little high, but you can do it.

(Those sad and painful days...)

Just one more foot.

(His one foot doesn't want to come back.)

- That's like a jump. / - You're almost there.

- That's like a jump. / - You're almost there.

- You're almost there. / - You're almost done.

- It's over now. / - Wait a second.

- Now what? / - I should let go of it.

Good. Now go down when you're ready.

Open your arms.

- Go down. / - My neck!

- You're fine. / - Is everything okay?

There you go!

There you go!

(He goes down in quite a stable position.)

Did you see that?

Did you see that?

(Even crybaby Jongmin made it.)

(Lastly, it's Junho's turn.)

If you look down, it'll be scarier.

Gosh, I'm dizzy. Wait a second.

I'm so dizzy. What should I do?

Then you should go down.

I see. That makes sense.

- Until you go down... / - What's your name?

- Bang Jincheol. / - Mr. Bang Jincheol.

I appoint you as a great firefighter.

Thank you.

Now step on the edge.

What we did in the morning was nothing.

- All right. / - I sat down.

Put down one foot you like first.

I like neither of them.

- Or... / - I'm serious.

Then put down one foot you dislike the least.

There he goes. Now he can't climb back.

There you go. You can't go back now.

It's hard to climb back up.

Mr. Bang Jincheol!

Now let go of the hold.

- Wait a second. / - Open your arms.

(Junho goes down.)

(Frowning)

(Junho made it too.)

- Am I alive? / - Yes.

Fortunately, all six of you

escaped from the building fire.

You all survived.

- We survived. / - Congratulations.

- It was so hard. / - It was really hard.

Lifting the first foot was the hardest.

- I'm sweating a lot. / - Is that a cold sweat?

Yes.

Now, let's check out the result.

The first place goes to Joonyoung.

He got 100 points.

- 100 points? / - Why?

- He did a great job. / - He was the best.

- His position looked great. / - That's right.

Three of you are tied for second place.

- What? / - Three?

Who are they?

Yoon Siyoon, Cha Taehyun...

(And...)

(It's one of the three.)

Kim Junho.

- Really? / - Yes.

- Why? / - He fell down.

He looked like he was kneading.

If there are obstacles,

it could be a good way to escape.

I imagined there were nails on the building.

I was avoiding the nails.

Defconn won fifth place.

I was worse than him?

There's one last thing I want to tell you.

In a real situation, don't escape alone.

Help out those who don't know how to use it first.

- That's a great tip. / - Be the last to go down.

- I see. / - Because we know it.

Exactly.

For more infomation >> His eyes are lost. [2Days&1Night Season3/2018.09.30] - Duration: 10:19.

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Odong Odong Ride - Raisha Afraid to Ride Tut Tut tut tut - Duration: 4:04.

Naik Odong odong

Raisha is afraid of taking the train tut tut ...

Dad, I (Raisha) want to ride the odong odong train ...

This is the odong odong kid's toy, a cute colorful train at the mall ...

This indoor playground is located in the Jepara supermarket friends ...

The child playing odong odong here is very happy ...

Raisha's sister?

Dad ... how come the road is not the odong railroad?

Ma'am, buy the ticket ... odong odong train

Take the sister of Raisha, the entrance ticket goes up odong odong train ...

This is a mother, bring a ticket to the odong odong train ...

Dispatched to the entry ticket guard, Raisha ...

This pack the ticket ...

With dad ... ride odong odong train ...

Dad here ...

Raisha's sister's grip ...

Daaaa ...

Initially Raisha looks happy riding the Guangdong Guangdong Railway tut tut ...

Raisha's sister? Hi....

Dad ... afraid of me ... for a long time riding this odong odong train ...

Just handle ... it's okay ...

Dad ... I'm afraid ...

The handle ... it's okay it's safe ...

Ahhh ... don't dare ... don't dare ... don't dare ...

Dad, already ...

Have you finished riding the odong odong train? yes...

Sudak sir ...

Why?

Already ...

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জান্নাত ও জাহান্নামকে কোথায় রাখা হয়েছে || Motiur Rahman Madani || Bangla Waz New Short Video - Duration: 6:52.

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Bak to School: Atlas 2-in-1 Laptop Testimonial - Bak USA - Duration: 1:46.

Technology's become such a big part of what we do in the classrooms every single day.

We had more teachers that wanted to use the devices on a daily basis than we had computers, so really the next logical

step for us was truly to be one-to-one. We've been thinking about this initiative for a while. We had to consider cost,

obviously, was was important to us.

Durability was important to us. And then

we wanted a device that would take us to the next level. We reached out to a couple of companies,

Bak USA being one of them, and said, you know, "Would you let us borrow some devices?" And frankly,

Bak was the only company that said, "Of course we'll do that!"

We started talking to Microsoft, and they actually recommended that the Atlas product would be,

you know, exactly what we were looking for. Our tech staff behind the scenes was able to work with Bak to image them.

The personalization that they were able to provide to us from that very

beginning, and then, so, fast forward to the summer and we're ordering devices, speaking with Ian and others at the company,

you know, directly around what our needs were.

Within 12 hours of that shipment being in our school, we had folks from Bak here helping us... unpacking boxes,

putting batteries in pens, adding screen protectors.

It really was just this amazing experience because our small team felt large.

For more infomation >> Bak to School: Atlas 2-in-1 Laptop Testimonial - Bak USA - Duration: 1:46.

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diz『僕が死ぬ前に』 prod. by ヱスケー - Duration: 3:20.

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スプレー風 ケムトレイル と ポンポン 雲 2018年10月2日8時35分頃の ケムトレイル - Duration: 1:07.

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Roasting Fez, Phil Fish, and Polytron - Duration: 10:18.

Well hey every buddy, it's your good old pal emptyhero, and today, because life isn't fair,

and californian trustfund babies get money tossed at them to fulfill their life long

fantasys of hiring other people to code their dream games for them while the rest of us

have to settle for recreating that experiance by paying hookers call us Shigeru during sex

instead, we're going to stare long into the goatse like abyss that is Fez, its development

studio Polytron, and their leader Phil "my mouth with spunk" Fish

Fez, which is an acronym for Fight Every Zog, is the most red pilled, I mean, red hatted

game since Cooking Mama Aushwitz edition.

Which, for some strange reason, focused more on the production of lamp shades from every

type of skin other than fore and crafting door stops from tremendous noses, rather than

cooking.

This eccentric forray into the mind of a sexually repressed californian trust fund baby with

more shit on his cock than good manners explores the existential suffering of living in a 3d

world poulated by 2d slobs; known in some circles as the white man's burden.

Unbeknownst to Fez's worthless idea guy Phil Fish and his hairless quebecian man-slave

who did all the actual coding while ass up in a canoe full of moose cum, their subconscious

desire to secure the existence of their people and a future for white children has manifested

in the underlinings of this overhyped mashmallow rolling around atop grade school diorama on

a turn table simulator.

Like the rambling self gratifications of a wash up hipster disc jockey who brags about

winning an IGF award after colluding with the judges to split the increased profits

that would result from winning said award, without realizing that his phrase "suck my

dick, choke on it" is actually a subliminal anagram for "Smooch dick cunty kike", which

I think we can all agree is a terrible insult to the 6 million jews who tragically became

ashier than black people's kneecaps during the holocaust; in Fez, you play as the perfect

visual metaphor for the games producer, a ghostly pale soyboy with the muscle tone of

a beached jelly fish and literally no penis.

Our pantsless pilsburry dough goy embarks one fateful morn, at the behest of his one

eyed future self, who apparently didn't listen to his parents when they warned him about

shooting his ride rider bb gun at metallic objects, as well as a pushy rubix cube jesus,

on an fairly sexist quest to restore the patriarchy by recapturing and holding down once frees

square of color, asexual cubes, and anti cubes, but no uncle cubes.

This simplified wojack clone's subserviance to a glorifide cube of cheddar cheese disturbs

me as the only geometry I take orders from is the hexagon topped cylander in my pants.

In order to please his cardboard overlord, our physical representation of one of the

many sperms that has survived the relatively welcoming enviroment of Phil Phishes soy cooled

stomach long enough to evolve into a humanoid, must ascend to the third dimension by utilizing

a fairly robust perspective shifting mechanic to cross borders he was never intended to

pass, which is fitting since this little fence hopper's name is gomez, and look, you can

even get his back wet!

This dimension shifting ability speaks to the deeper message of Fez, which, at it's

core, is all about changing your perspective on life.

Like how some people would say that Phil Phish inviting lascivious women with pussys so deep

and cavernous that you could stick a can of compressed air in their nose and play their

cervix like a fog horn, to the apartment his parents pay for, in order to better observe

them being manhandled by the young nubian gentlemen he usually keeps around to pick

the cotton off the tops of new bottles of advil is a horrific, ungentlemanly affair,

by simply pressing that should button to shift your perspective, you'll realize that phil

is actually doing his part improve race relations and also saving money on those prohibitively

expensive protein shakes by sucking the dank thick mollasses out of some stank bitches

asses.

Using this new found power of subjective interpritations of reality, players will bounce on more bulbous

red mushroom heads than zoe quinn at the fez launch party, dodge more gaping black holes

than any black man who's finally saved up enough money to move out of the ghetto and

get himself a morbidly obese white woman with low self esteem, push more box out of your

way than ellen degenerates when her fingers are sore from getting clenched by under aged

haitian fallopian tubes in hillary clinton's secret basement, utilize the same sort of

inter dimensional portals that enabled phil phish to so efficiantly jam his own head up

his ass, and input codes for nerds that require a QR reader, an understanding of binary, and

a familiarity with the moonlight door of Erebor.

The levels of Fez are so non linear, or as I call them, complete cluster fucks, that

sending Gomez back to certain areas can be more difficult than returning a real life

gomez back to where he belongs.

And unfortunately for the little guy, he can't die, no matter how hard you try; forced to

wander the earth forever, like the eternal jew, and by that I mean the guy that taunted

jesus while he was up on the cross, not the movie and television industry.

Since players will encounter no enemies or time limits on their journey to cthulhu land

where the end of evangelion is plagiarized and the owls are not what they seem, well,

at least they aren't according the my log, Fez is as relaxed as christopher reeve's legs.

Between the catchy music and crisp graphics that resemble a super nice sega genesis game,

Fez is actually a pretty good game, even though the first time through, the Jewbix Cube realizes

you did a half assed job and turns you into a black person.

As a result, I would like to formally apologize to phil fish.

Even though he's a washed up dick head who now works as a DJ, which in this case stands

for both Disc Jocky and Dingus Jiggler, he made a passable indie game and its a shame

the guy gave it such a bad reputation with his childish behavior.

All these years I assumed the game would be as bad as Phil's hair cut, and I was wrong.

Honestly, I haven't felt like this big of a jerk, since my neighbors finally pruned

the azelias under their bathroom window after three long months of scrapping my inner thighs

on branches littered with my own dessicated and discarded cum socks.

Hello children, this is your friendly neighborhood SmegmaKing.

Today we're gonna talk about Phil Fishes' non existing game; Fez and his pretty much

nonexistent company Polytron.

Now he says he wants to sell the rights to this non-existing game and this company that

exists in name only.

Now some of you might think oh that's a great deal.

Fez sold hundred of copies and made thousand of dollars.

Well I'm going to tell you why it's a bad deal.

Now what do you usually do what would you sell a company?

Well let's just say I know a young fella who in his youth was part of a carpenter company.

And they sold that carpentry company.

And what they sold was a building where they had their office.

They sold their trucks.

They sold all their tools.

They sold all their in-progress contracts.

They sold their portfolios so the new people could go "yeah we made this" even though they

had nothing to do with it and also any employees that were currently under contract.

Now those are a wonderful list of assets worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Now what do you get if you buy this wonderful company called polyTron?

Well you get a name PolyTron.

Wow!

That's wonderful!

People can look at that and go "hey isn't that that company that made one really shitty

flash game that nobody really liked and sold really poorly?"

That's exactly what you get.

Oh, you get the rights to the name Fez too.

Wonderful!

You don't get any code.

You don't get any art.

You don't get an original concept because the concept behind Fez was stolen from various

flash games and since it's been done in various PlayStation Portable games and even in Super

Mario 3d World.

They did the same fucking thing.

Wow, what an amazing purchase you have at your fingertips!

Pull those five dollars out of your pocket and say "here mr. fish you could use this

to buy a haircut you fucking faggot and stop putting dicks in your mouth because you're

making more money doing that than all these games".

That's why he's not motivated to make any video games kids he's sucking too many penises,

making too much money and buying too many fish tacos with his penis sucking money to

get the taste of semen out of his mouth, but he doesn't clean his beard, so the next time

that he licks his lips he gets a little bit on his mouth and then he wants a lot more

dicks.

It's a vicious cycle is what I'm saying.

So what I'm getting at is there's no such thing as fez two.

PolyTron is not a company.

They don't have a building.

So if you buy poly time what do you get you get?

I guess maybe you get fill fish's living room where they worked out of and I don't know

maybe a blowjob from Phil Fish.

It's not a good deal.

do not do it.

do not pass go.

Do not spend 200 dollars.

Spend that money on your chillins baby.

Take them to the zoo or something.

Let them see the monkeys.

They just wanna see the monkeys, that's all they wanna do oh GAH!

Well, that's it for today's video.

If you liked it, feel free to subscribe, check out my livestreams each friday night, use

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Or you can suck my dick, choke on it!

Until then, thanks for your time and GOODBYE!

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