On this episode of China Uncensored,
Chinese propaganda—
now as American as apple pie!
Hi, welcome to China Uncensored,
I'm your host Chris Chappell.
Chinese propaganda.
It's not just for Chinese people anymore.
The Chinese Communist Party's "official" perspective on China
has infiltrated nearly every American home,
almost every major English language newspaper,
TV network, and radio station.
And it happened so quietly,
so gradually,
that almost no one saw it coming.
Like the aliens.
They've been here all along.
Ahem.
In 2013, Chinese leader Xi Jinping
gave a speech at—
and this is what it was really called—
China's National Meeting on Propaganda
and Thought Work.
Thought work?
Okay, come on, now
it's like you're not even trying to hide it.
I believe the next meeting Xi went to was
The National Meeting on the Same Thing
We Do Every Meeting, Pinky-
Try to Take Over the World?
Anyway, at the "Thought Work" meeting,
Xi said China needs "to strengthen media coverage…
and promote China's views internationally."
The Chinese Communist Party
now spends $10 billion dollars a year
to spread its propaganda overseas.
And it has three goals,
according to independent watchdog,
Freedom House:
One: To promote a positive view of China
and benign perspective of the CCP's authoritarian regime.
Two: To encourage foreign investment in China
and openness to Chinese investment abroad;
and Three: To marginalize, demonize,
or entirely suppress anti-CCP voices.
In other words,
the CCP's goals are to
One: Paint a giant rainbow.
Two: Get foreigners to seek the pot of gold;
and Three: Suppress any rainbow experts
who point out the rainbow is fake.
So there are some obvious Chinese propaganda methods—
and some very sneaky,
subtle ones.
The obvious:
An ad for state-run Xinhua News
in the middle of Times Square.
A waste of money, for sure.
Who cares about Xinhua?
I was looking at the ad for...
whatever she's doing.
Then there's the English China Daily
in newspaper boxes all over major US cities.
But would you pay 25 cents to read about
how every country loves China?
And of course,
English state-run television.
It used to be called CCTV America.
But in 2016 they rebranded it as
"China Global Television Network",
or CGTN.
But you can still tell what it is
by all their stupid panda coverage.
I think it's pretty clear now why pandas are endangered.
But it's not just pandas.
Let's take a look at how CGTN covers
Tibetan buddhism.
The 11th Panchen Lama
is the spiritual leader of Buddhism
in China's Tibet region.
As China is celebrating the 20th anniversary
of his enthronement,
he's talked about some of the changes
he wants to make.
Hmmm,
I wonder what those changes could be.
The core values of socialism,
such as harmony, honesty, and equality,
have their corresponding concepts in Sutra.
Panchen of past generations
have been known for patriotism.
Wow!
Communism is just like Buddhism.
And to be a good religious leader,
you have to be loyal to the Communist Party.
Thanks, Panchen Lama.
And thanks, CGTN America,
for not mentioning how this Panchen Lama's "enthronement"
came after the Communist Party
kidnapped the actual Panchen Lama
and then replaced him with this kid,
who they then spent 20 years brainwashing.
Did you know CGTN is available
in a quarter of American households?
Now, there's also that sneaky,
subtle kind of propaganda I mentioned.
It's a strategy the CCP calls
"borrowing the boat to reach the sea."
In other words,
putting state-sponsored propaganda
into Western media outlets
in a way that makes it feel like it's part of those outlets' normal content.
For example, these paid advertising supplements
are designed to look and feel just like articles—
and then slipped into major US papers
like the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal.
Not subtle enough?
How about how every day,
state-run media provides TV footage from China
for free through its news feed,
and through services like Reuters—
so that American media outlets can pick it up.
For example, this NBC News video
shows footage of flooding in China...
And what do you know,
part of it is identical
to the state-run CCTV feed.
You can usually tell because
state-run media reports on China's natural disasters
focus heavily on how great the rescue efforts are.
It sends the subtle message
that the CCP is here to help.
For a lot of China-related TV news stories in the US,
most of the footage and information
comes from Chinese state-run media.
And there's radio, too.
This Reuters investigation
showed that programming from state-run China Radio International
was being broadcast on radio stations
in 15 American cities—
because many stations were willing to allow
part ownership by Chinese companies
to make financial ends meet.
So the state-run propaganda
mostly covers the first and second goals
listed by Freedom House.
But what about the third goal?
You see, propaganda alone
isn't enough to control the China narrative.
Because what about all those pesky foreign journalists!
That's where censorship comes in.
There's a lot of obvious stuff.
Like when government thugs
stop media from reporting on something specific.
But more damaging is the self-censorship.
Like how journalists based in China
avoid reporting on certain sensitive topics,
for fear they could get kicked out of China altogether.
Especially after the CCP made
an example out of Al-Jazeera's Melissa Chan.
And of course,
sometimes editors are told to kill a story
to protect their company.
Yaar, dead articles tell no tales.
But they boost sales.
Which I believe is the sixth movie
in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.
So, the CCP is spending
$10 billion dollars a year on propaganda,
as well as implementing
widespread censorship pressure.
Why is this a big deal?
Because it's severely misleading US companies,
government officials,
and average Americans
when it comes to making decisions on China.
The CCP says its economy is strong,
so US companies go there...
but often lose money.
The CCP boasts about its high-speed rail,
so US government officials think,
hey, it would be a great idea
to have the Chinese government invest in
high-speed rail projects in America.
Even though they sentenced their former railways minister to death...
after a kind of catastrophic high speed rail crash
that they may have tried to cover up.
But one thing the CCP for sure covered up
was food safety hazards.
Which then literally killed puppies.
So yeah, not good.
But is there anything the US government
can do about the spread of Chinese state-run propaganda in America?
Well the first thing they can do
is watch the situation closely.
Last year, Congress passed a bipartisan law
that would help the State Department
to work with experts to closely monitor
propaganda and disinformation
from the Chinese Communist Party.
They can also demand more transparency.
The FCC could implement rules
that require clear labeling of foreign government ownership
of media outlets or of paid content
sponsored by foreign governments.
And they should review potential acquisitions of US media companies
by Chinese state-run or affiliated companies.
The Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States
should have the power to stop these deals
if necessary.
So as we wait for the quick, decisive action of the US government,
is there anything you can do in the meantime?
Well, keep your eyes peeled
for whether what you're watching or reading
is coming from Chinese state-run media.
Brands like these.
And maybe take those views with a teeny, tiny grain of salt.
And when you're reading or watching news
in American mainstream media
that have bureaus in China,
keep in mind that even though their reports
might be factually correct,
there's a lot of important stories
they're not covering.
And of course,
you should take a look at alternative sources of information as well.
Like, I don't know, maybe a subversive comedy news program
that, uncensors China-related news.
So what do you think of Chinese propaganda infiltrating American hearts and minds?
Leave your comments below.
Thanks for watching this episode of China Uncensored,
once again I'm your host, Chris Chappell,
see you next time.
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In this moment I'm so sure that you're asking ...
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I'm Martina Lacetera and I'm 16
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To all those who are watching me THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!
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I want to scream
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Love Henceforth | Madras Meter - Duration: 10:54.
Ok machan, ok see you..see you later..
aaah..whats happening
I am sorry, really sorry..Give me your hands..
You hit me so hard that i made a fall..
Sorry
Do you have ten minutes with you..
Yes, but for what?
Since you have fell down, can we also check whether we will fall in love too?
Meditation
I guess, he will ask my name now..
" Whats your name?"
Jessie
" Am karthik"
Really..
" No, if you say Jessie & if say karthik, the feel will be nice,
but thats not my name..Actually am muthuraman
why, you get exicted for His father's name is it?
Is he Short Temper
Actually, even am not Jessie.
My name is Jagadhaambal devi.
You laugh really well.. We can fall in love
You haven't seen me crying..
Ok, cry , let me see..
Tell me something emotional..
So, your Veg or non veg..
Non Veg
Beef is Banned in India
Hello.. I dint ban
What is your Zodiac Sign
Leo.Yours?
Virgo
Oh You are a Virgo Boy!
Yes! I am a Virgin Boy
I actually didn't ask it..
Anyways, Virgo & Leo will get along. So we can love.
I feel that already.
Concentrate Gopal. Concentrate
Disturbing the Public with his Meditation... Stupid
So what are your interests & hobbies..
Am i filling your 10th standard Slam book?
Actually, thats how love starts right?
We can know it anytime. Can we ask our selves all the important questions first?
Ok, you want part-c 20 marks question first..So whats your Caste..
There is no caste my kid –(bharathiyar verse)
Ya.. that is till that kid reaches Pkg. Then they will ask..So you better tell now.
Ok I will tell..
.........
is it ok? So whats yours..
Now, you are asking me the same..
So, you too have it inside you..right?..okie will tell.
So castewise we are close, So we can love each other.
I am already in love
These Lovers are unbearable
Whats your take home salary..
35,000,....yours..?
34,000 + incentives
So , less than me only..
But my incentives are one lakh man..
Still salary is less than me only..
Oh male chauvinist?
I think its pure love.
Deep rooted!!
Do you have car?
Yeah Many
Which one is your favourite?
OLA
How many of you at home..
How many are allowed?
I am not that rude..
I know but...in our family there are.....
You come to my house..because I may not be feeling safe with more than one stranger at home..
Who is that stranger?
you only..but of course we are loving..
Looks complicated.
What are you doing?
This app shows we have 6 out of 10 basic matches..
Really
Infact Flames is ending up with marriage.What more we need ? So marriage is fixed, we are doing a group song..
Marriage?????
Did you take part in neduvasal protest.
I saw many posts about it in Fb, I frowned and liked it
Frowned and Liked?..lovely.
Those farmers were also telling..your LIKE was very useful ..
Really
you don't have any other word is it?
Did we go back a bit, because of social anger?
I love the Society
We should be Responsible for it
Yes Ofcourse. In Facebook Right?
Do you have a own house?
yes..
In whose name?
Owners name..
So you don't have one..is it?
Actually..am waitng..to build it when you come along..Like Shahjahan & Mumtaz.
So You will build it on my tombstone is it?
..I like your presence of mind..
But one thing dear.. This is different level love altogether.
Really
How do u say?
We have so many difference of opinions..it will end up only in love..
This is only Possible in love right?
I guess it is over
Serious question..how many ex girl friends..
if you leave me, you will be my first ex.
oh no..are you a Looser/Single?
No, am Winner, Singles are winners ..i saw it in Fb memes
do you cook..
yes..
..thank god..this is going to be divine love..
No cookings means so happy..is it?
Body is Moving Unconditionally
Do you have Phone?
yes, do u need the number?
No, I need the Phone itself, you get a new one..I love you..Tell me I love you too..
Actually am possessive..
That doesn't mean you can Possess my Phone too..
Why, you wont give?
no , no will give.
But on one condition..If someone calls and tells that I owe them money
Don't react..because my friends are all prank stars..
Got Loan all over
one important question.
yes honey, ask me..
Are you a vijay fan, or ajith fan..
I was expecting this question ..
No, this is a basic question like passport, aadhar etc..
you have moved with me & still you are not able to find out..
You are Getting Serious
No Mr.Muthuraman, I think we wont make a good pair..
But why
This is a basic thing. If you don't understand this,
after marriage, you will expect me to explain everything..thats why..
It wont work
okie..I can understand..but..
Can we be friends like before..
I guess we were not all friends even before..
Yes You are Right
Ok No Worries
Then All the best..
ok..can I give you a hug....
She is damn sharp in this..
Hey, you are sitting to too close than the girl..
What you did is not love..its called match the following..
You didn't meditate is it?
you guys never let me mediate..
Wanted to concentrate, in the end I concentrated on what you guys spoke..
But Whatever I am so happy now sir..
You should be sad right?
get up i will tell..
- " love at first sight, I will see her somewhere after 2 weeks,
3rd week will get her number, 4th week coffee, 5th week movie,
6th week I will propose..
We will go around for 10 months
Then one day, we will decide to marry and take this to family.
That time, our family members will speak all those we spoke now repeatedly and confuse us,
again we will meet in the same beach sadly to break up..!
So, is it better to waste 10 months..or 10 minutes ?
Why love has become like this..
Actually, they made it like this ..
Why crying sir..
you thought of your ex girlfriend is it?
No da..actually, I am a victim of saying ok to a girl on the first sight of my arranged marriage....
Sir, don't cry sir..pls don't try...
Till the end..
Dont worry sir..till the end..I will be there..
.. Till the end, she never said whether she is ajith or vijay fan..
sir, actually she needed a reason to quit.
Thats why she used this weapon.
But if my guess is right..she should be a fan of.........
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27 SONGS 90s KIDS LIKED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL & HIGH SCHOOL - Duration: 9:22.
Hey guys welcome to Psych IRL.
My name is Donna.
And I'm Ella.
That's my sister whom you haven't seen in a long time.
Today we're going to do a video called songs 90s kids use to listen to when they were in
middle school and high school.
I really wanna play like the whole song for you guys, but I don't want to get copyright
strikes or anything so sorry its going to have to be like.
I picked what Listened to and you picked what you listened to in middle school and high
school.
We don't represent all of the music 90s kids listened to because we didn't...Because we
weren't popular enough.
Speak for yourself.
Studies say that music really shapes the way you grow up.
I'm totally making that up but whatever let's get nostalgic.
Oh my gosh is that yellowcard?
If I could find you now things would get better.
We could leave this town and run forever.
I heard like those types of bands like that kind of music, yellow card was the band that
lasted the longest.
What about simple plan?
Are they still here?
Yes.
They're just Canadian.
This is her pick.
This is so lame.
Told you I made dinner plans.
ooo This is an SOS.
Don't want to second guess.
This is the bottom line.
It's true.
I gave my all for you and now my heart's in two and I can't find the other half.
Do you Joe Jonas is the lead singer of the band, Dance.
DNCE.
The people who sing cake by the ocean.
What?
Do you feel like a man?
When you push her around.
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground.
I was just going like this and I didn't even know it was about abuse.
I like how you were singing along with Jonas Brothers but not this.
I kind of was right?
He was a skater boy she said see you later boy.
He wasn't good enough for her.
She had a pretty face but her head was up in space.
She needed to come back down to earth.
This reminds me of that time me her and my cousin made this music video that I still
know the dance to.
Don't trust a.
She wants to touch me whoa.
She wants to love me whoa.
She'll never leave me whoa.
What does it mean that you're a vegetarian and you're not scared of them?
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like its better than yours.
Damn right.
Someone in middle school had this song on their myspace.
I know who it was.
I just want to break you down so badly.
I trip over everything you say.
I just want to break you down so badly in the worst way.
Taking Back Sunday.
Oh now wonder I didn't know them.
I only know one song.
It's this one huh?
She thought it was so cool to these songs.
middle schoolers.
You get the best of both worlds.
Chill it out take it slow, then you rock out the show.
This was my favorite song.
It wasn't even a song.
It was a freakin theme song from a show.
I hated this song so much and I'm like man I want to live a double life.
You can live a double life if you want to.
Isn't that ill.
From up here the city lights burn like a thousand miles of fire and I'm here to sing this anthem
of our dying day.
I never liked this song.
I finally rest my head on something real.
I like the way it feels.
Ohhh.
It's as if you know me better knew myself.
She should make a come back, but that saturday night live thing.
I don't think she should.
Where'd you go?
Aw you knew it so fast.
Because I listed to this like yesterday.
At times debating telling you that I had it with you and your career me and the rest of
the family here singing.
Watch me you.
crank that soulja boy.
now watch me you.
crank that soulja boy.
soulja boy up in this ohh. watch me crank it watch me roll.
watch me crank that soulja boy and superman that ohh.
Watch me you.
crank that soulja boy.
now watch me you.
I have to block out thoughts of you so I don't lose my head.
Hate me tomorrow.
Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you.
Yeah, I was really emo back because like I use to wear wrist bands and like what are
those black bracelets called?
Yeah those plastic ones?
I don't know why I wore those.
Oh my gosh I'm so embarrassed.
Because you thought it was cool.
I had this The Clash shirt and I never even listened to the clash.
Pump it louder.
Pump it louder.
pump it.
louder.
pump it louder.
turn up the radio.
blast the stereo loud.
Catalyst you insist to pull me down.
You contradict the fact that you still want me around and it's all down hill from here.
And it's all downhill from here.
la la la la la la la.
I feel so untouched and I want you so much that I just can't resist you.
It's hard enough to say that I miss you.
yeah this was another song that I liked, but I didn't know what it meant.
If she touches like this will you do it like that.
If she moves like this will you move it like that come on.
Shake shake shake shake shake it.
shake shake shake shake shake it.
shake shake shake shake shake it.
shake shake shake shake shake it.
who...Miley Cyrus's brother.
The reason I knew that was Miley Cyrus's brother was because back to my Hannah Montana days.
How can you see through my eyes like open doors.
Wake me up.
Wake me up inside.
I can't wake up.
Wake me up inside.
Save me.
Call my name and save me from.
I fell in love in love with youwith you suddenly.
Now there's no place I could be but here in your arms.
Will carry on. will carry on. and though your dead and gone believe me.
your memory will carry on.
That song still goes on the radio, I don't know why you picked this song.
Because we'll carry on.
Now it's just too late and we can't go back.
I'm sorry I can't be perfect.
Nothing's alright.
Because we lost it all.
Nothing last forever I'm sorry I can't be perfect.
I really liked this band and for some reason I felt like I related to this song so much.
I'm like yeah dad look at me.
As my memory rest would never forget what I lost.
Wake me up when September ends.
I have nobody for my own.
I am so lonely.
Oh remix.
Like a cat in heat stuck in a moving car Scary conversations
Shut my eyes, can't find the brake.
What you waiting.
What you waiting.
What you waiting for?
What you waiting What you waiting
What you waiting What you waiting
What you waiting for?
So predictable.
I knew something would go wrong.
something's always wrong.
You don't have to call or say anything at all.
You're so predictable.
Run baby run.
Don't ever look back.
they'll tear us apart if you you give them the chance.
Don't tell your heart don't sing we're not meant to be.
Do you know who Charles trippy is?
No Who's that?
What?
I'll let you lick the lollipop.
Go ahead girl don't you stop.
Keep going till you hit the spot.
whoa.
I'll take you to the candy shop.
One more taste of what I got.
I didn't understand the lyrics until now.
You thought it was about a real candy shop?
That was the end of the video and I know we didn't include all the songs you probably
listened to if you were born in the 90s in middle school and highschool but these were
the songs we listened to in middle school and high school.
I know you think we're probably lame especially her.
She's probably the lamer one or me whatever.
It doesn't matter.
I will see you guys next time.
Stay psyched.
stay psyched.
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ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS PAID FOR
BY THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.
[MUSIC]
JOYCE: WE ARE NOW, THIS MORNING, GOING TO TALK
ABOUT WRONG THOUGHT PATTERN NUMBER FIVE, WHICH IS,
"I JUST CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER.
GOD, YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.
I JUST CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER."
IT'S AN IMPATIENT MINDSET AND ATTITUDE.
HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE EVER THREATENED, "GOD, IF YOU DON'T
DO SOMETHING, I'M GONNA GIVE UP.
GOD, IF I DON'T HAVE A BREAKTHROUGH IN THE NEXT
FEW DAYS, I'M OUT OF HERE."
WELL, CAN I TELL YOU WHAT?
GOD IS NOT ONE IOTA IMPRESSED BY THAT.
MATTER OF FACT, I THINK HE LAUGHS.
IMPATIENCE IS THE FRUIT OF PRIDE.
I'M GONNA LET YOU THINK ABOUT THAT A SECOND.
WE THINK WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE WHAT WE WANT RIGHT NOW,
AND WE'RE NOT EVEN CONSIDERING THAT MAYBE GOD KNOWS
BETTER THAN WE DO.
MAYBE GOD'S GOT A PLAN THAT HE'S WORKING, AND MAYBE WHATEVER
IT IS THAT WE'RE GOING THROUGH THAT WE'RE NOT GETTING OUR
BREAKTHROUGH ON WHEN WE WANT IT, IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING THAT WE
NEED TO CONTINUE TO GO THROUGH FOR A WHILE BECAUSE IT'S
BUILDING SPIRITUAL MUSCLES IN US, STRETCHING OUR FAITH
AND DEVELOPING US INTO THE PERSON THAT GOD NEEDS US
TO BE FOR WHATEVER HE WANTS US TO DO IN THE FUTURE.
WE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TRUST GOD AND SAY, "I BELIEVE
MY TIMES ARE IN YOUR HANDS."
WE THINK WE DESERVE BETTER THAN WHAT WE HAVE.
WE CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO WAIT ON ANYTHING
OR BE INCONVENIENCED.
WE DON'T EVEN WANT TO WAIT IN A CHECKOUT LANE IN A GROCERY
STORE, AND WE ALL KNOW HOW WE CAN ACT IF THE POOR CLERK RUNS
OUT OF THE TAPE IN HER MACHINE, OR IS A NEW CLERK AND DOESN'T
SEEM TO KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING.
WE HAVE OUR CHRISTIAN CROSS AROUND OUR NECK,
BUT OUR ATTITUDE DOESN'T PORTRAY CHRISTIANITY.
WE ALL KNOW HOW WE CAN ACT IN TRAFFIC, AMEN.
LET'S HEAR THE LOW GROANS, AMEN.
AND SO PATIENCE IS VERY IMPORTANT.
THE BIBLE SAYS, "WHEN PATIENCE IS FULLY DEVELOPED," AND I LOVE
THIS, "YOU ARE A PERFECT MAN LACKING IN NOTHING."
ANOTHER TRANSLATION SAYS, "WHEN PATIENCE IS FULLY DEVELOPED,
YOU ARE A PERFECT MAN WANTING NOTHING," AND I REALLY DO
BELIEVE WHEN WE CAN LEARN TO TRUST GOD ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT
HIS TIMING IS PERFECT, AND THAT WHEN THE RIGHT TIME COMES
FOR US, THAT NO DEVIL IN HELL AND NO MAN ON EARTH CAN KEEP US
FROM GETTING WHAT GOD WANTS US TO HAVE.
COME ON, NOW.
COME ON.
[APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU, WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH
THAT CLERK IN THE STORE AND SHE'S NOT MOVING AS FAST AS
YOU'D LIKE HER TO, THAT SHE'S ALREADY UNDER PRESSURE AND
FEELS FOOLISH BECAUSE SHE'S NOT PERFORMING RIGHT, AND MAYBE,
JUST MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THERE'S AN OUTSIDE POSSIBILITY THAT GOD
PUT YOU THERE, NOT FOR YOU TO GET WHAT YOU WANT, BUT FOR YOU
TO BE AN ENCOURAGEMENT TO HER.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: I USED TO GET SO IMPATIENT IN SITUATIONS
LIKE THAT, AND NOW I'VE COME TO THE POINT WHERE
I SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT SO IMPORTANT THAT I CAN'T STAND HERE
AND WAIT A FEW MINUTES.
DON'T GET UNDER STRESS.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB."
WELL, THANK GOD I'VE COME A LONG WAY
IN THAT AREA, BUT MY NATURAL PERSONALITY HAS A TENDENCY
TOWARD IMPATIENCE.
I'M A QUICK, STRONG-WILLED, TYPE-A, CHOLERIC PERSONALITY.
I WANT IT, I WANT IT NOW, AND I WANT IT RIGHT WHEN I GET IT.
AND SO TRUST ME, I UNDERSTAND THAT BEING PATIENT IS SOMETHING
THAT WE HAVE TO DO ON PURPOSE.
IT MAY NOT BE SOMETHING THAT WE'RE GONNA FEEL ALL THE TIME,
BUT LET ME TELL YOU THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL PATIENT
TO BE PATIENT.
I SAID YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL PATIENT TO BE PATIENT.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: HOW WE FEEL IS IN A CATEGORY ALL BY ITSELF,
BUT WHAT WE DO IS ANOTHER STORY.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL LIKE ACTING RIGHT TO ACT RIGHT.
YOU DON'T TO FEEL LIKE DOING WHAT'S RIGHT TO DO RIGHT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL LIKE FORGIVING SOMEBODY IN ORDER
TO FORGIVE THEM, BECAUSE FORGIVENESS IS NOT ABOUT HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT THEM, IT'S HOW YOU CHOOSE TO TREAT THEM, AMEN?
AND I BELIEVE THAT PATIENCE IS PROBABLY ONE OF
THE MOST IMPORTANT VIRTUES THAT WE CAN DEVELOP.
I BELIEVE THAT IT REALLY SAYS A LOT TO PEOPLE ABOUT STABILITY,
AND IT'S ALSO A WAY THAT WE CAN LOVE PEOPLE WHO ARE MAYBE
MAKING MISTAKES AND NEED TO HAVE SOMEBODY SHOW
THEM SOME PATIENCE.
NOW, THE ISRAELITES WERE DEFINITELY IMPATIENT.
NUMBERS 21:4 AND 5...
"AND THEY JOURNEYED FROM MOUNT HOR BY WAY
TO THE RED SEA, TO GO AROUND THE LAND OF EDOM, AND THE PEOPLE
BECAME IMPATIENT," AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED ACCORDING
TO THE AMPLIFIED BIBLE, THAT CAME ALONG WITH IMPATIENCE,
"(DEPRESSED AND MUCH DISCOURAGED), BECAUSE
[OF THE TRIALS] OF THE WAY."
YOU KNOW, THE EASIEST ROUTE IS NOT ALWAYS THE SHORTEST ROUTE.
SOMETIMES WE THINK THAT WE JUST WANT TO GET SOMETHING QUICK,
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, BUT IT'S REALLY NOT GONNA BE THE BEST
THING FOR US IN THE END.
AND THEN THEY WENT ON TO COMPLAIN.
YOU KNOW, IMPATIENCE CAUSES COMPLAINING.
WE STOPPED LAST NIGHT WITH THAT PARTICULAR POINT,
THAT THE ISRAELITES COMPLAINED AND THEY REMAINED.
AND AS LONG AS WE'RE COMPLAINING AND MURMURING AND GRUMBLING,
WE'RE GONNA STAY RIGHT WHERE WE'RE AT.
IT'S AMAZING HOW MANY THINGS WE CAN FIND TO THANK GOD FOR IF
WE JUST THINK ABOUT EACH THING THAT WE DO AS A BLESSING.
IMPATIENCE IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT KEPT THE ISRAELITES
IN THE WILDERNESS, AND IT WILL BE ONE OF THE THINGS
THAT WILL KEEP US FROM REALLY ENJOYING THE FULLNESS
OF THE PROMISES OF GOD.
HOW MANY OF YOU TEND TOWARD BEING A LITTLE IMPATIENT?
HOW MANY OF YOU ARE, LIKE, REAL IMPATIENT?
AND OF COURSE, ONCE AGAIN, DAVE DIDN'T HAVE HIS HAND UP.
YEAH, WELL, LET ME TELL YOU.
I DRIVE WITH HIM.
HE'S NOT PERFECTLY PATIENT, AMEN.
JAMES 5:7 SAYS, "BE PATIENT [AS YOU WAIT]."
NOW, I WANT TO MAKE A POINT OUT OF THAT, BECAUSE IT DOES NOT
SAY, "BE PATIENT IF YOU WAIT."
SO, "BE PATIENT, BRETHREN, [AS YOU WAIT]
TILL THE COMING OF THE LORD.
SEE HOW THE FARMER WAITS EXPECTANTLY FOR THE PRECIOUS
HARVEST FROM THE LAND.
[SEE HOW] HE KEEPS UP HIS PATIENT [VIGIL] OVER IT."
NOW, WE CAN SEE THAT EXAMPLE.
A FARMER PLANTS HIS SEED AND IT DOES NOT LOOK FOR A LONG TIME
LIKE ONE THING IS HAPPENING.
AND WE PLANT SEEDS OF FAITH, WE PLANT SEEDS OF OBEDIENCE,
BUT OUR BREAKTHROUGHS COME NOT JUST THROUGH FAITH,
BUT THROUGH FAITH AND PATIENCE.
NOW, HEAR ME.
PATIENCE IS NOT JUST WAITING.
IT'S HOW WE ACT WHILE WE'RE WAITING.
PATIENCE IS A FRUIT OF THE SPIRIT.
IT HAS TO DO WITH CHARACTER.
IT HAS TO DO WITH TEMPERAMENT.
IT HAS TO DO WITH NOT GETTING ANGRY WHEN WE DON'T GET OUR WAY.
IT HAS TO DO WITH STAYING SWEET WHEN THE SITUATION
THAT YOU'RE IN IS VERY SOUR.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: WE ARE NOT SHOWING THE WORLD ANYTHING ABOUT JESUS
IF WE GET OUT THERE AND ACT JUST LIKE THEY DO.
SO IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT WE GET A HUMBLE MIND, WHICH WE'VE
ALREADY TALKED ABOUT IN THIS SERIES, AND THAT WE REALIZE THAT
EVERYBODY DOESN'T HAVE TO MOVE AT OUR PACE AND IT'S NOT GONNA
BE THE END OF THE WORLD IF WE HAVE TO WAIT ON SOMETHING, AND
WE DON'T HAVE TO MISTREAT PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT GIVING US
WHAT WE WANT THE SECOND THAT WE WANT IT,
OR WHEN THEY MAKE MISTAKES.
"DON'T THINK MORE HIGHLY OF YOURSELF THAN YOU OUGHT TO,"
THE BIBLE SAYS, "BUT THINK WITH THE MIND OF CHRIST.
LET THIS SAME MIND," MIND, OUR THOUGHTS,
"LET THIS SAME MIND BE IN YOU WHICH WAS IN CHRIST JESUS."
I SAT THIS MORNING AND I SAID OUT LOUD, "GOD, I'M NO BETTER
THAN ANYBODY ELSE.
I KNOW YOU LOVE ME.
I'M NO WORSE THAN ANYBODY ELSE, BUT I'M NO BETTER THAN ANYBODY
ELSE, SO DON'T LET ME MISTREAT ANYBODY TODAY.
DON'T LET ME LOOK DOWN ON ANYBODY.
DON'T LET ME DISRESPECT ANYBODY."
YOU SEE, AS SOON AS YOU START THINKING, THINKING, THINKING
THAT YOU'RE BETTER THAN SOMEBODY ELSE, THEN YOU'RE GONNA START
MISTREATING PEOPLE.
"WELL, HOW CAN YOU BE SO DUMB?
HOW CAN YOU BE SO SLOW?" AND I WANT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING, GOD TAKES IT VERY PERSONALLY WHEN WE MISTREAT
PEOPLE, AND WHEN SOMEBODY MISTREATS YOU AND HURTS YOU, GOD
TAKES IT VERY PERSONALLY, AND IF YOU KEEP A GOOD ATTITUDE
EVEN IN THAT, GOD WILL GIVE YOU A BREAKTHROUGH AND REWARD YOU.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE SHOW DISRESPECT
TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE SHOW DISRESPECT TO ME.
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE DISRESPECTFUL TO ANYBODY ELSE,
AND IN ORDER FOR ME NOT TO BE--I WOULD NEVER BE DISRESPECTFUL ON
PURPOSE, BUT IF I GET IMPATIENT, THEN MY BODY LANGUAGE AND
MY VOICE TONE BEGINS TO SOUND VERY DISRESPECTFUL.
HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BODY LANGUAGE...?
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: DO ANY OF YOU HAVE BODY LANGUAGE THAT GOOD?
IT'S LIKE, "WELL..."
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: I DIDN'T SAY A WORD, BUT I JUST SAID,
"ARE YOU THE STUPIDEST THING ON THE EARTH?"
SO WE NOT ONLY HAVE TO HAVE A PATIENT MOUTH,
WE HAVE TO HAVE A PATIENT FACE AND A PATIENT BODY.
BE PATIENT AS YOU WAIT.
1 PETER 2:19.
NOW, THESE SCRIPTURES THAT I'M GETTING READY TO READ YOU
ARE PRETTY HARD TO SWALLOW.
BUT NONETHELESS, THEY'RE IN HERE, SO WE MIGHT AS WELL
HAVE MEAT TODAY AND NOT DESSERT.
"FOR ONE IS REGARDED FAVORABLY (IS APPROVED, ACCEPTABLE,
AND THANKWORTHY) IF, AS IN THE SIGHT OF GOD, HE ENDURES
THE PAIN OF UNJUST SUFFERING.
[AFTER ALL] WHAT KIND OF GLORY [IS THERE IN IT]
WHEN YOU DO WRONG AND YOU'RE PUNISHED FOR IT,
AND YOU TAKE IT PATIENTLY?
BUT IF YOU BEAR PATIENTLY WITH SUFFERING [WHICH RESULTS]
WHEN YOU DO RIGHT AND THAT IS UNDESERVED, NOW THIS IS
ACCEPTABLE AND PLEASING TO GOD."
YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF BEGINNING TO THINK, "WELL,
WHAT'S WITH THAT?
YOU LIKE IT IF WE SUFFER UNJUSTLY?"
"FOR EVEN TO THIS WERE YOU CALLED."
OH, MY GOSH, IT'S PART OF OUR CALLING.
"[IT IS INSEPARABLE FROM YOUR VOCATION],"
AS A BELIEVER.
"FOR CHRIST ALSO SUFFERED FOR YOU, LEAVING YOU [HIS PERSONAL]
EXAMPLE," HIS PERSONAL EXAMPLE OF HOW TO SUFFER.
WE ARE TO SUFFER GLORIOUSLY, NOT GROTESQUELY.
NOW, JUST HANG WITH ME.
YOU HAVE REACHED A STAGE OF DEEP SPIRITUAL MATURITY WHEN YOU CAN
BE GOING THROUGH SOMETHING THAT IS NOT FAIR, NOT RIGHT, VERY
HARD FOR YOU, AND REALLY FOR ALL INTENT AND PURPOSE, UNLESS YOU
DECIDE TO TELL SOMEBODY, NOBODY AROUND YOU CAN EVEN TELL IT.
NOTHING IN YOUR LIFE CHANGES.
YOU CONTINUE TO REACH OUT AND BLESS PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU'VE
GOT YOUR FAITH FIRMLY PLANTED IN GOD, THAT NOTHING
CAN HURT YOU LONG-TERM.
[APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: "FOR EVEN TO THIS YOU WERE CALLED."
VERSE 22, "HE," JESUS, "WAS GUILTY OF NO SIN,
NEITHER WAS DECEIT (OR GUILE) EVER FOUND ON HIS LIPS."
AND THIS VERSE 23 HAS BECOME MY NEW FAVORITE SCRIPTURE.
I'M HAVING THIS PUT ON A PLAQUE, PAINTED ON A PLAQUE, DECORATED.
IT'S GOING ON MY OFFICE WALL.
"WHEN HE WAS REVILED AND INSULTED, HE DID NOT REVILE OR
OFFER INSULT IN RETURN; [WHEN]
HE WAS ABUSED AND SUFFERED, HE MADE NO THREATS [OF VENGEANCE];
BUT HE TRUSTED [HIMSELF AND EVERYTHING]
TO HIM WHO JUDGES FAIRLY."
NOW, JUST FOR CLARIFICATION, GOD'S NOT HAPPY WHEN YOU SUFFER.
YOUR PAIN AND MY PAIN HURTS HIM, JUST LIKE IT HURTS US,
AND PROBABLY MORE DEEPLY.
BUT WHAT THIS IS SAYING IS THAT THE THING THAT GLORIFIES GOD,
IT'S NOT OUR SUFFERING THAT GLORIFIES GOD, BUT IT'S BEING
PATIENT IN OUR SUFFERING THAT GLORIFIES GOD.
IT'S CONTINUING TO BEAR THE FRUIT OF THE SPIRIT, LOVE,
JOY, PEACE, PATIENCE, GOODNESS, KINDNESS, ALL THOSE THINGS WHEN
WE'RE GOING THROUGH THINGS, AND IT IS ONE OF THE GREATEST
WITNESSES THAT WE CAN HAVE TO THE WORLD.
IT'S NOT GONNA DO YOU ANY GOOD TO HAVE A BUMPER STICKER ON YOUR
CAR, TAKE YOUR BIBLE TO WORK, STICK YOUR HEADPHONES IN YOUR
EARS AT LUNCH AND GO OFF IN A CORNER, NOT FELLOWSHIP WITH
ANYBODY, ACT LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE, AND THEN
THE FIRST TIME SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT YOU DON'T LIKE, STAND THERE
AND HAVE AN IMPATIENT FIT.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: "AH, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
BLESS GOD, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TREAT ME THAT WAY, AND I AM, I'M
SHUTTING YOU OUT OF MY LIFE."
JESUS MADE NO THREATS OF VENGEANCE.
HE JUST TRUSTED HIMSELF TO GOD.
ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS IN THE WORLD, I THINK, TO DO IS
WHEN SOMEBODY HURTS YOU, TO TRUST GOD TO BE YOUR VINDICATOR.
BUT WHEN YOU GET TO THAT POINT, I TELL YOU WHAT,
THE DEVIL CAN'T HANDLE YOU.
NOW, I'M GONNA TELL YOU A COUPLE STORIES.
SOME TIME AGO IN OUR FAMILY LIFE, THERE WAS A SITUATION
THAT I CAN USE AS AN EXAMPLE THAT WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I MEAN TODAY.
OUR SON, DANIEL, HAD COME BACK FROM A MISSIONS TRIP
TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC.
HE CAME BACK WITH A SEVERE RASH ON HIS ARMS
AND SEVERAL OPEN SORES.
HE'D BEEN TOLD THAT IT WAS THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC
VERSION OF POISON IVY.
IT LOOKED SO BAD THAT WE FELT WE NEEDED TO CONFIRM
WHAT IT WAS.
OUR FAMILY DOCTOR WAS OFF THAT DAY, SO WE MADE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH THE DOCTOR TAKING HIS CALLS.
OUR DAUGHTER, SANDRA, CALLED AND MADE THE APPOINTMENT,
TOLD THEM HOW OLD DANIEL WAS, AND THAT SHE WAS HIS SISTER
AND WOULD BE BRINGING HIM IN.
WE WERE ALL VERY BUSY THAT DAY, INCLUDING SANDRA,
SO IT WAS A SACRIFICE FOR HER TO MAKE THE APPOINTMENT.
IT WAS A 45-MINUTE DRIVE TO THE DOCTOR.
WHEN SHE GOT THERE, THE SAME LADY THAT SHE HAD TOLD,
THIS IS MY BROTHER.
I'LL BE BRINGING HIM IN.
I'M HIS SISTER, SAID, "OH, I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S OUR POLICY NOT
TO TREAT MINORS UNACCOMPANIED BY A PARENT."
WELL, SANDRA EXPLAINED, WHEN I CALLED, I TOLD YOU THAT
I WAS HIS SISTER AND I WOULD BE BRINGING HIM IN.
WELL, THE LADY WOULD NOT GIVE IN.
SHE SAID, "NO, I'M SORRY, BUT WE CANNOT SEE HIM WITHOUT
A PARENT."
SO BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SHE MANAGED NOT TO GET UPSET.
SHE STAYED SWEET, MAINTAINED HER WITNESS, GOT ON THE PHONE,
CALLED HER DAD, WHO WAS VISITING HIS MOTHER.
TOLD HIM THE SITUATION, SO HE SAID, "WELL, I'LL LEAVE
AND COME OVER THERE."
WELL, EARLIER THAT MORNING WHEN DAVE WAS GOING OUT, HE JUST FELT
FOR SOME REASON THAT HE SHOULD GO BY THE OFFICE AND PICK UP
SOME OF MY BOOKS AND SOME OF MY TEACHING, PROBABLY
CASSETTE TAPES AT THE TIME.
HE DIDN'T KNOW WHY IN PARTICULAR, BUT HE JUST HAD THAT
URGE IN HIS HEART TO GO GET 'EM.
SO WHEN HE GOT TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE, THE LADY SAW HIS NAME,
DAVE MEYER.
SHE SAID, "I RECOGNIZE YOUR NAME.
ARE YOU BY ANY CHANCE RELATED TO JOYCE MEYER?
I JUST RECENTLY STARTED WATCHING HER ON TV."
SO HE WAS ABLE TO GIVE HER ONE OF MY BOOKS AND TALK TO HER
A LITTLE BIT, BUT THE POINT IN TELLING YOU THIS STORY
IS SIMPLY THIS.
WHAT IF SANDRA HAD LOST HER TEMPER, BEEN IMPATIENT,
AND TOLD THAT LADY OFF?
WHAT IF WHEN DAVE CAME IN THERE, HE WOULD HAVE HAD A FEW CHOICE
WORDS TO SAY ABOUT HAVING TO WASTE HIS TIME
AND HOW RIDICULOUS IT WAS?
AND THEN SHE SAID, "ARE YOU JOYCE MEYER'S HUSBAND?
I'VE BEEN WATCHING HER ON TV PREACH ABOUT
THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST."
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: ANOTHER STORY, ONE DAY I HAD FINISHED A CONFERENCE LIKE
THIS, ONLY IN MY HOMETOWN.
I HAD DONE IT AT WHAT, AT THAT TIME, WAS MY HOME CHURCH.
AND, YOU KNOW, I LOVE WHAT I'M DOING, BUT TO BE HONEST, BY THE
TIME SATURDAY'S OVER, I'M TIRED.
AND ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I REALLY ENJOY IS GETTING A GOOD
MEAL, A LITTLE GOOD FELLOWSHIP, HAVING A GOOD CUP OF COFFEE.
SO, WE MADE A RESERVATION AT A LOCAL RESTAURANT, TOLD THEM
A NUMBER OF PEOPLE.
AND AS SOON AS THE CONFERENCE WAS OVER, WE WENT THERE AND IT
WAS EXTREMELY CROWDED.
THERE WERE PEOPLE JUST JAMMED INTO THE PLACE AND THERE WASN'T
EVEN ANY PLACE TO SIT.
SO, WE WENT UP TO THE DESK 'CAUSE WE HAD A RESERVATION,
SAID, "THE MEYER PARTY'S HERE.
WE HAVE A RESERVATION."
AND SHE SAID, "OH, WE DON'T TAKE RESERVATIONS ON SATURDAY
AFTERNOON."
WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN FEEL IT, IT'S LIKE...
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: COME ON, YOU--THE BACK IS GETTING STIFF.
THE SHOULDERS-- WELL, YOU GAVE ME
A RESERVATION.
I MEAN HERE IT'S LIKE, MMM.
AND I'M THINKING, "GOD, DON'T TELL ME THAT AFTER WORKING ALL
WEEKEND, THURSDAY NIGHT, FRIDAY MORNING, FRIDAY NIGHT, SATURDAY
MORNING, THAT I AM GONNA HAVE TO SIT HERE, IMPORTANT ME--"
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: "WHO'S JUST BEEN ADORED AND ADMIRED
BY THE CROWD."
[LAUGHING]
COME ON.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: DON'T TELL ME THAT AMAZING IMPORTANT ME IS GOING TO
HAVE TO ACT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON AND STAND HERE AND WAIT TO GET
A SEAT.
WELL, THANKFULLY GOD HELPED ME KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT.
WHEN I GET IN SITUATIONS LIKE THAT, SOMETIMES I HAVE TO SAY,
"HELP ME, GOD, HELP ME GOD, HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME."
LIKE IN MY HEART, "I'M GOING LIKE, HELP ME, HELP ME."
'CAUSE YOU CAN FEEL IT, YOU CAN FEEL IT COMING.
MAN, AND YOU GOTTA GET IT BEFORE IT GETS TO YOUR MOUTH.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: 'CAUSE IF IT GETS TO YOUR MOUTH, YOU KNOW, IT STARTS
HERE AND YOU'VE ONLY GOT ABOUT THIS MUCH SPACE.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: SO, WE WERE ALL COOL.
WE WAITED AND WE FINALLY GOT OUR TABLE.
AND THERE WAS A WHOLE BUNCH OF US AND THE RESTAURANT WAS REALLY
CROWDED AND THE TABLE WAS--THERE WERE PEOPLE SITTING ON THIS
OUTSIDE SIDE OF THE TABLE BUT IT WAS REAL CLOSE TO THE WALL.
WELL, WHEN THE WAITRESS CAME, SHE TOOK ALL THE DRINK ORDERS
FIRST AND SO SHE CAME BACK WITH TRAYS OF COFFEE, AND WATER,
AND ICED TEA, AND DIFFERENT KINDS OF SODAS.
AND SO, SHE'S TRYING TO GET BEHIND THIS TABLE HERE...
AND SHE DUMPED A WHOLE TRAY OF DRINKS ALL OVER DAVE.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, DAVE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
ANY NICER.
HE SAID, "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT."
SHE WAS SO UPSET.
HE EVEN WENT AND GOT THE MANAGER AND SAID, "NOW, I DON'T WANT HER
TO GET IN TROUBLE.
THIS WAS NOT HER FAULT."
I MEAN, HE WENT THE EXTRA MILE TO JUST COVER HER.
LOVE COVERS.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: A MULTITUDE OF SINS.
SO, SHE CAME BACK TO THE TABLE, GOT THE DRINKS AGAIN, CAME BACK
TO THE TABLE AND IT WAS OBVIOUS SHE HAD JUST BEEN BAWLING.
AND I SAID, "ARE YOU OKAY?
IS IT OKAY?" AND SHE SAID, "I WAS SO NERVOUS
WHEN I SAW WHO I WAS WAITING ON BECAUSE I HAVE JUST STARTED
WATCHING YOU ON TV."
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: AND I TELL YA IN MY HEART, I'M GOING,
"THANK YOU, JESUS.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THAT I DIDN'T ACT LIKE A FOOL.
THANK YOU, JESUS, I DIDN'T ACT LIKE A FOOL.
THANK YOU, JESUS, I DIDN'T ACT LIKE A FOOL."
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: WELL, DON'T GET STUCK IN WHAT I CALL
A WILDERNESS MINDSET.
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN BREAK THROUGH BY BELIEVING THAT SOMETHING GOOD
IS GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU TODAY.
TODAY, WE'RE OFFERING "BATTLEFIELD OF THE MIND,"
UPDATED EDITION OF THE BOOK.
IT'S SO GOOD.
SO MANY PEOPLE LOVE "BATTLEFIELD OF THE MIND"
AND TODAY, YOU'RE ALSO GONNA GET A STUDY GUIDE AND
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WE WANT YOU TO STUDY, TO READ, AND TO LEARN HOW YOU CAN THINK
LIKE GOD THINKS AND HAVE GREAT VICTORY IN YOUR LIFE.
NOW, STAY WITH US BECAUSE RIGHT AFTER THIS, I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S IMPORTANT TO THIS MINISTRY.
ANNOUNCER: A WAR IS RAGING.
YOUR MIND IS THE BATTLEFIELD.
THE ENEMY ATTACKS WITH NEGATIVE THOUGHTS LIKE WORRY, CONFUSION,
ANGER, AND DEPRESSION.
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YOU'LL LEARN ABOUT THE SPIRITUAL WEAPONS GOD GIVES US.
THIS BOOK WILL HELP YOU WIN THE BATTLES IN YOUR MIND,
FIND FREEDOM, AND ENJOY PEACE.
MALE: THE BOOK "BATTLEFIELD OF THE MIND"
WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST TRANSFORMATIONAL BOOKS
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JOYCE: IN MY PAST, I WAS SO CONTROLLED BY MY CIRCUMSTANCES
THAT EVERY DAY FELT LIKE AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER.
BUT GOD'S WORD CHANGED ME AND I'VE LEARNED THAT I DON'T
HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A BAD DAY.
YOU CAN CHOOSE TO IMPROVE YOUR DAY SO WHY NOT DO IT?
IN "20 WAYS TO MAKE EVERY DAY BETTER," YOU'LL LEARN SIMPLE
EFFECTIVE WAYS TO EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF JOY,
CONTENTMENT, AND EXCITEMENT ABOUT EACH DAY OF YOUR LIFE.
"20 WAYS TO MAKE EVERY DAY BETTER."
PICK UP YOUR COPY TODAY.
SHON: I GREW UP NOT HAVING MY FATHER IN MY HOME AND SO THERE
WAS A LOT OF RESENTMENT AND ANGER THAT I HAD ON
THE INSIDE OF ME.
AND JUST FELT ABANDONED.
FELT LIKE I WAS OWED SOMETHING, FELT ANGRY AT THE WORLD, ANGRY
AT GOD, ANGRY AT EVERYBODY.
GOING BACK TO THE TRUTHS IN THAT BOOK, "BATTLEFIELD OF THE MIND,"
UNDERSTANDING THE VICTORY THAT REALLY IS OURS FROM THE WORD AND
TAKING THOSE THOUGHTS CAPTIVE AND STANDING ON THAT WORD
AND COMING AGAINST THE ATTACKS, AND I JUST REMEMBER JOYCE WOULD
ALWAYS SAY, YOU KNOW, "WHEN YOU FEEL A BAD THOUGHT CREEP IN,
COME AGAINST IT.
AND THEN IF IT COMES AGAIN, COME AGAINST IT THE NEXT DAY.
BE PERSISTENT.
BE DILIGENT.
BE ON IT."
IT'S LIKE THE ENEMY ROAMS AROUND LIKE A LION, SEEKING WHOM HE CAN
DEVOUR BUT HE ONLY DEVOURS IF YOU ALLOW HIM TO.
AND SO, IN THAT PERSISTENCE, IN THAT DILIGENCE THAT JOYCE TALKS
ABOUT, I'M ALWAYS MAKING SURE THAT I'M NOT BEING THAT PERSON
WHO HE CAN DEVOUR BUT THAT I'M BEATING HIM ON HIS ONSET, SO.
IT'S BEEN SO TRANSFORMATIONAL FOR ME.
JOYCE: WELL, YOU KNOW, WE'RE VERY BUSY HERE AT THE MINISTRY
TRYING TO DO ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING THAT WE CAN TO HELP
PEOPLE ALL OVER THE GLOBE.
AND WE'RE ASKING YOU TO HELP US DO THAT BY BECOMING
A MINISTRY PARTNER WITH US.
AND YOU KNOW, THE WAY THAT YOU CAN DO THAT IS JUST BY PRAYING
FOR US AND ALSO MAKING A FINANCIAL COMMITMENT,
SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE GONNA DO ON A REGULAR BASIS THAT'S
GONNA HELP US CONTINUE REACHING OUT TO THESE PEOPLE.
AND I BELIEVE WHEN YOU DO THAT, YOU'RE NOT ONLY BLESSING US,
BUT I BELIEVE YOU'RE ALSO BLESSING YOURSELF.
I HOPEFULLY AND PRAYERFULLY AM FEEDING YOU THE WORD OF GOD
ON A REGULAR BASIS.
I BELIEVE THAT YOU ENJOY IT, THAT IT'S MAKING GOOD CHANGES IN
YOUR LIFE, AND SO I'M PARTNERING WITH YOU IN YOUR SPIRITUAL
GROWTH AND, BY HELPING US FINANCIALLY, YOU CAN PARTNER
WITH US IN CONTINUING TO BRING YOU THE GOSPEL AND ALSO BRINGING
IT TO OTHER PEOPLE ALL OVER THE GLOBE.
YOU'LL ALSO COME UNDER OUR PRAYER COVERING.
WE HAVE INTERCESSORS IN OUR PRAYER ROOM 5 DAYS A WEEK,
ALL DAY LONG, PRAYING FOR THE NEEDS OF OUR PARTNERS.
AND SO IF YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT PARTNERSHIP WITH US,
YOU CAN GET ONLINE AND CHECK IT OUT.
YOU CAN CALL THE OFFICE.
ANY QUESTIONS THAT WE CAN ANSWER, WE'LL BE HAPPY
TO ANSWER.
BUT WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOUR PARTNERSHIP.
WE DON'T REQUIRE ANY CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY TO PARTNER
WITH US.
WE JUST SIMPLY ASK THAT YOU'LL BE DILIGENT, COMMITTED,
AND FAITHFUL.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PRAYERFUL CONSIDERATION, AND WE'LL LOOK
FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.
ANNOUNCER: THANK YOU, FRIENDS AND PARTNERS.
TOGETHER, WE'RE SHARING THE LOVE OF CHRIST AROUND THE WORLD.
TO FIND OUT MORE, PLEASE CONTACT US OR VISIT US ONLINE AT
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Idiot's Guide to Japanese Kitchens - Duration: 3:53.
Are you used to saran wrap like this?
Japan is TECHNOROGICALLY ADOBANCED COUNTRY
We have superior producto
like fax machine
dishwasher
and even saran wrappu.
Our saran wrappu
do not stick to itself.
Although, I musto admitto
this type is expensive Japanese saran wrappu.
If you buy CHEAP Japanese saran wrappu
it STILL not stick to itself
because Japan is BETTER ZAN YOUR COUNTRY.
Japanese kitchen is luxurious and large.
We have many amenities
like shinku
and fridgi.
Where's the oven?
Do you REALLY not know why this is called
microwave
OVEN?!
BECAUSE IT MICROWAVE AND OVEN
But like, where's the FULL sized oven?
Why do you need bigger oven dan dis sizu?
So I can bake. FOOD.
Dis why America is FATTO.
Dis is fish oven.
In Japan, builto-in fish oven is bery popular
and it's bery eajey to usu.
Firsto, water.
Secando, on.
Saado, waito.
Finally, GURIRU ZA FISSHU.
Don't forget to make the heat low while cookingu if you don't want to eat the black fisshu.
ho ho ho ho ho (☞￣▽￣)☞
We also have many useful producto for kitchin.
We have special spongi used for washing dishesu.
This normal spongi.
And this Japanesu spongi.
It's bery bubbly!
This is air freshener for fridgi.
Keep in fridgi and it will be no smellu.
This one also absorb ethylene gas
so the vegetable will not become old quickly.
Maybe you should have with you all za time, forina!
I see your eye bagsu!
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF CONCEALER
Stop it!
This one also useful for forina because it removu smellu.
Stick in trash can and it also make bery annoying fries go away.
It makes... fries... go away.
FRIES.
FRIES THAT FRY IN YOUR FACE AND EATING GARBAGE FOOD AND IS ANNOYING, GAIJIN!
DO YOU NOT KNOWING WHAT FRY IS?!
Oh my god...
Next producto is this.
You put on the drain in shinku
and you don't have to worry about drain become sticky ando smelly.
I saw you put some Japanese coins in there before. What's that for?
YESSU.
Japanese 10 yen coin also work.
You can also use ball of aluminium.
Oh, excuuuuuse me!
ARUUUMINAMU.
You don't have to say it the American way. I can understand it either way.
Okay! Then I will say in correct way from now on.
Next producto is bery important for Japanese people.
Most importanto kitchin producto!
You put this in container of rice.
I don't need that. I don't eat much rice.
And your rice will be safe from annoying-
WHAT?!
I don't eat much rice.
You came to Japan and not eating rice?! What's wrong with you? You stupid!
What are you saying?
This producto is importanto because otherwise rice become like this.
You can also use dried red pepper to prevent this.
Like this.
You can even buy machine to dispense perfect sized rice for cooking every day.
WELL GAIJIN-SAN
ISN'T JAPANESE KITCHIN AMAAZINGU?!
I guess. I'd really like a dishwasher, though.
WHY ARE YOU SO LAZY?!
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[CC] Yasuo, playing Faker!, Death feels alike cancer.. He couldn't avoid this fate [Full Game] - Duration: 31:38.
She's living up to her account name
Did he level w?
Nevermind
Ooh you have decent movements
Wow that really hit me?
Why didn't that Q land?!
Thank you
He's doing an experiment with his own money
What was that?
I let a free kill go...
Thank you
Thank you
Yasuo is good!
Thank you
I had that!
I'm screwed
He's here again
Tremble.. tremble.. (rage building up)
Tremble tremble
Why isn't my team helping me?!
That's freakin' awesome
I've been pinging for help from there but then they were just standing still
I'm sure those of you who were watching the minimap would know
In my opinion, I don' think they even saw what was going on
I won!
Why aren't my abilities landing?
Hey!
There's another TP here?!
Wow thank you.. 'the alliance of BronzeSilverGold Yasuo'
Wait.. that works on turrets too?!
Hey.. you should've moved to right side
You would've survived if you headed this side
Gragas has no intentions of helping
Are you guys really not taking that?
I got it so low
Help me!
He finally helped
I'll help him out too
Another gank?!
Why is Nidalee level 12?
How could you use your Body Slam like that?!
I mean.. that pretty much means he's screwed
The Wind Wall doesn't go off
GG~
I would've been able to ult if Gragas held on to his Body Slam until I got there
We would've killed Nidalee then
My ult was on cd?
I knew Nidalee was taking Rift Herald
How much is it?
It's 2100 gold
Oh Nidalee wasn't Mid.. I should've gone in for a kill
What's wrong with you?
We lost~
This team is hopeless
Please~!
Ahh I couldn't take the melee minion
Thank you~
Ah I had to take the melee minion..
Oh I got executed?
I didn't know I was executed
What should I build?
Who's going to steal Baron if Gragas is dead?!
Kled has Botrk
I feel like I shouldn't have done that..?
It's okay because we got all of them
Fiora is going to..
This is looking like Fiora is going to kill everyone
There you go
How did we not kill him?
I can't watch that terrible scene
We couldn't kill him
Zac seems fun~
Are we actually winning this game?
You guys can defend
Thank you!
Let's back off
I accept the loss
Hmm?
Yea
Yasuo is a poke Champion
Thank you
How awesome~
OUR BASE!
BASE!!
Lucian! Do something!
We defended it we defended it
Man.. Lucian!!
What have you done in this game...
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Tử vi ngày 2 tháng 6 năm 2017 của 12 con giáp: Con giáp nào có sự nghiệp thuận lợi nhất? - Duration: 10:44.
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TOP 5 Nejstrašidelnější opuštěná místa - Duration: 10:05.
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THIEF vs PARKOUR POV Chase - Duration: 2:41.
Hey Guys, I missed my target
But I got his bag
inside the bag are 3 DVD's and 3 Blu Rays of the new xXx Movie "the return of Xender Cage"
this movie is now available everywhere
And you can win the the DVD's & Blu Rays that was inside the bag on my Instagram page
follow the link up here
I wish you good luck
have fun at your parkour training
see you next time
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Love - Glitchtale S2 Ep #4 (Part 1) (Undertale Animation) | Русский дубляж [RUS] - Duration: 27:47.
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Talking Tom and Friends Season 2 Trailer - Duration: 1:08.
Hit it!
What?!
Stop your dancing! I'm shutting this party down!
Maybe when our minds were erased his feelings for me were erased too...
Come on, Tom! Think for a second and you will easily decode Angela's signals
I wanna dedicate this song to all my friends
The sky is full of stars
At least a hundred!
Hi Angela...
But the brightest one is me...
The forest is full of trees...
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