Wow. Thanks for inviting me to eat salad.
It really is a great honor.
No problemo.
Here.
Have some salad.
Dude, only lettuce?
Oh yeah! I forgot the croutons!
Ah. That's better.
Now let me just get the Thousand Island!
Excuse me?
I'm putting Thousand Island dressing in the salad.
Dude, why Thousand Island?
Ranch dressing is so much better!
Excuse me?
I said, ranch dressing is so much better!
Bro, think about it.
An island is so much bigger than a ranch,
and with a thousand of them,
it beats the heck out of a stupid piece of land filled with cow poop and all that jazz!
Well, jazz is the best genre of music of all time,
and at least a ranch doesn't have to worry about sinking into the ocean due to rising sea levels!
But livestock on ranches cause methane emissions,
which cause global warming,
which causes the rising sea levels.
So who's to blame now?
But rising sea levels are a problem only because islands exist.
Dude,
this isn't even about climate change;
it's about salad dressings.
You're only saying that because you don't have a better comeback!
Why, you little—
Boi, you triggered? You want beef, homie?
I'm vegetarian.
Me, too.
I challenge you to a duel!
Bring it on, Loser Taylon.
It's King Taylon.
See you at the arena in one hour.
Well, well, well. Looks like we meet again.
Stop stating the obvious!
Tell you what...
Something came in the mail today—
deez nuts!
Pretty good.
You know what else is good?
This sword.
Bruh, it's a lightsaber.
I don't care. Bring it on!
Die!
—your hair black!
My hair is already black!
I don't care.
Dude, stop wasting my time.
I have to attend a concert after I win this fight.
In your dreams!
Wait! Before I die,
I have to tell you something really important!
Okay, okay.
Make it quick! The concert starts in five minutes.
Allahu akbar.
What the—
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