DO it for the Ph-views! do it for the vues! yeah,
do it- do it for them vues!
Yeah, do it for the Vine!
some vines...
Vine got shut down.
ok, tell me does my guy look EXACTLY like markiplier.
wait, i wanna go get myself on fire!
Hot AF Recording!
Hot AF Recording!
Somebody is just ear rapeing their mic ow! that hurt-and -and there we go...
alright, where are we- where are we dropping.
oh, you want me to do it? im great at this.
you usually do it.
i dont know if your GREAT at it.
-wai-wai-wait whats our flight path.
hold up uh, and we're coming in from the south-
SOMEBODY'S PLAYING TOKYO DRIFT!!
Please tell me im not the only one that hears that!
lets go to zharki.
look at my green maker.
no one ever goes to freakin zharki.
Three!
Two!
One!
BAIL! -he jumped early.. uh, i fell.
guys, i forgot my shoot!
NOOO! thrown off united airlines again!
NOO!
yeah, looks like there might be one guy up
there?
no? we might the the only ones going zharki.
i thought you said no one goes here.
now theres one guy, your a lier! i said there might be like one or two, like
look around, do you see anyone?
No! we're all by ourselves -Alright! then we're the only ones here!
there you go! theres uh, theres uh, buggy up here
i already see it.
alright, if you find another car, let me know cuz i just want to collide two cars together.
spooked is gonna have to rope himself to the tire.
YES!! sorry zach. ok
i dont have a rope though -if it was me it would be racist, soo, we
cant do that... -you guys gotta help me find one.
"if it was me it would be racist" he says yeah! -ok
OK.uhhm, your laughing but its a very serious offense.
they make fun of me for hording all the smoke gernades
but they come in handy so much.
OH F---ing Sh--, that scared the P--- out of me!
What the f---! good god that was soo loud,
im sorry, did i forget to say "Frag out"?
no you didnt say frag out! you didnt say sh-- zach!
there is a motorcycle helmet up here if anyone wants it.
dude, there is like no backpacks... ...there is no guns,
-there is NOTHING, heh this is why no one goes to zharki...
thanks dude!
ill be sure to find a gun and kill you with
it!
i dont want to alarm you but, the white circle NEVER GOES AROUND ZHARKI...
alright im on my way out.
please take your time... im trying so hard dude,
the controls in this game are not the most intuetive
you guys ready?
line up on your right lane.
FLOOR IT!!
*Banjo starts to play*
SHOOT HIM SPOOKED!!
SHOOT HIM!
SHOOT HIM!
Shoot him!
Shoot!-Shoot!-Shoot!-Shoot!-Shoot!
DUDE! im down!
pick me up! please!
dude the blue is coming in!
dude! the blue is coming! get 'm up! get 'm up! get 'm up!!!
wait is it? oh my god.. dude.. ow...i think i broke a rib...
Buggy Gang!!!
Lets go!
Buggy Convoy!! follow me!
buggy convoy!
hey Zach, check this out..
yeah whats up im gonna,
-OHHH
f--ing what did you do?
i didn't do anything, -YOU pit maneuvered me!-I was gonna pit maneuver
him!
gaw-haha-d, there is a rock right there!
wait we just left him in the back..
PLEASE! hey man the blue is coming..
i dont wanna die! lets wait for- Hold down shift!! you idiot,
Oh yeah i keep forgetting about that, -check this out son!
i dont drive much, in this game, uh, i was gonna try to pit maneuver him,
and i screwd up
OH GOD
OH GOD!
No!
My car!
Spooked! pick me up!
That was awesome.
That was your fault!
i didnt do anything i swear!
ow!
Dont shoot me, im gonna die!
i cant...
ow thats a wall, oh, walls break, alright cool.
that one doesnt, alright.
where are we going?
matthew! you gotta follow me!
ok, i cant get past this wall!!
-That way!!!
we gotta go matthew...
hey! whats up spazz!
oh my god,
ZACH!
OHHHH!
I DIED!!!
No! leave him!!!
leave him!
leave him!
leave him!
PLEASE!!! leave him!
i cant, i cant leave him dude! its too late for him!!!
NOOOO!!!
you killed him....
hes fu--ing dead.. no!
i dont want to go with you your a monster!
zach you just killed yourself!
he was holding us back!
picking up my weapon, thanks dude!
oh no!!!
that escalated quickly!
spooked we gotta go!! thats why theres only like, 60 people alive,
this world is dangerous!
uh oh,
i dont like the sound of that! whats goin- OHHH!!!
please!! please!!!
spazz no mercy!!
NO!! no russian...
no russian!! i just wanna live....
stop moving!! that is the most american thing i've ever
seen you do... why?
NO RUSSIAN DUDE! no russian!
ok, we should- we should like legitimate leave... alright! lets go!-quickly!
why are we in such a big hurry, it barely got through Zharki!
Oh my god! put him down!
hes-hes like a, horse with a broken leg, just shoot him.
Now, take his RIFLE! thats my rifle!
he doesn't deserve it.
uhhh... wait!
well that ended quickly!
for some reason we're not dead last!
DUDE there is a guy thats alive! he just saw everything!!
HE TOOK YOUR BUGGY!!
aww man,
he took our buggy...
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