Today we are going to be talking about the new Netflix movie
Bright Starring Will Smith and an orc that
we do not know who is But we think it's a real orc because it's
very well done
So before you see the movie and you have
in clear that in this video we are going to criticize her a lot
Keep in mind that it has very good effects and who is Will Smith
Making Will Smith things
Duckling
Throughout the film we can see that there are elves, there are fairies, there are orcs
Like they are mixed with the human world
Why are fairies a plague and bad ?!
There are fairy exterminators when they appear they want to kill them and they are beaten
with a broom And they are like ugly
One has a prettier image of the fairies COW: Sorry Tinkerbelle
Like they ruin the magic ...
In the beginning of the movie We can see that flying dragons appear
as if they were pigeons
As if it were the most normal thing in the world
a dragon flying as if nothing When they go to the bathroom the dragons break cars
or stop at a cost? "Save the painting of your car from the terrible dragon poop"
And if the dragons have nests they make them in the trees?
And if there are dragons, then people have pet dragons?
There is like a magic wand That does absolutely everything,
all you want is the magic wand
Then one says
Why do not they use the magic wand for useful things
Why not world peace?
Why not fix the city?
Why elves have to be millionaires and not solve the world?
Because the girl is destroyed if she has a magic wand?
Because if they are running away they do not use the magic wand to help yourself? COW: Why do not you give me a self-cleaning oven?
Very bad use of magic wands ...
Very bad use
In a moment of the movie we can see
that Will Smith in the beginning Leave your daughter with her grandmother
And then he goes to work as a policeman with his Orc friend, or his orcish enemy, or whatever with the orc
When they are running away he calls his wife and
tells him to hide and flee
And his wife is in a bar with her friends and with a couple of men ...
Are you cheating Will Smith?
Are you deceiving Will Smith?
And what happened to your daughter?
It appeared once in five minutes of the movie and then it did not come back
And nobody knows anything about your daughter!
Grandma died and the baby stayed there?
We do not know!
The boss of the bad elves, is actually Lady Gaga?
GaGaduck
At a certain moment in the movie
We can see that they kill the orc But his death was literally 5 seconds
Because they revive him with the wand magical
They used the magic wand there
But very hastily
Throughout the film the orc wins the love of all
since it is the only one that really is a good character
and yet when you kill him you do not feel the loss
because they revive it after 2 seconds
I did not feel I did not hit the kokoro when the orc died
It did not hurt
I do not know, I did not suffer COW: I did not see that scene because I was posting on Instagram
I would not need your death, I did not like it
The film is unnecessarily long
There are many scenes where too much talk
and they are not interesting and they are there for occupy space
And it ends up becoming a movie two hours
that could be summarized even in one hour
But it's an obvious ending, I can not say it's obvious
Breast of BRUNA:Will Smith always plays Will Smith "Debate on the performance of Will Smith"
this seems like it was again of MIB "Lola dies of heat"
IVÁN:From "Independence Day" that Will Smith is Will Smith
Breast of BRUNA:In "Independence Day" also.
Dad of BRUNA:In "The Pursuit of Happyness" It does not make Will Smith
MOM:do not speak ill of Will Smith, enough it's over!
Breast of BRUNA:And yes, then we will not talk of Will Smith but ...
He did not do very well ...
MOM:the only thing that can be rescued from that movie is Will Smith ...
Today, P-Chan invited us to spend Christmas at home
So Lady Cow came too
And he gave us a lot of food COW: I'm just going to where they give me to eat for free
Thanks P-Chan we hope to see you soon another time
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