Thứ Sáu, 12 tháng 1, 2018

Waching daily Jan 13 2018

2017 was possibly the single greatest year ever for video games.

So, naturally, only two games were good enough this year to make it onto my list.

I feel like everybody got what they wanted this year.

RPG fans got Divinity II with Persona 5.

You sick bastards out there got this Nioh game that makes me wanna die.

Robot Shoot was pretty funny.

Uh... Yakuza Zero, you know, chicken managers...

...still playing some Overwatch. I thought Doomfist was a great addition.

I love the way they rolled him out with the missing Infinity Gauntlet.

Uh, PUBG was a game that was released.

Resident Evil 7 revived the original style of the franchise, but without the terrible controls.

Then you had Edith Finch, which was basically a video game adaptation of Gone Home.

Samus Returns was really fun

and Yooka-Laylee, which raised $2,000,000 got its ass kicked by Hat in Time, which raised $300,000.

Okay, big boy time.

In life, you have two choices. You either play Shovel Knight or die.

Specter of Torment is another free expansion for the Kickstarter that keeps on giving.

It tells the tragic story of how Tony Hawk Pro Skater became the Grim Reaper.

It might look like Shovel Knight but it ingrains

rail grinding, air-dashing, and wall running so beautifully that it feels like a new game.

If DLC was always this good, EA would be my favorite company.

Furi is a game where every boss fight feels like the final boss.

They taunt you,

they demand you get back in your prison cell,

they pound you into a pulp,

and even make you doubt the righteousness of your own quest towards freedom.

But the soundtrack, man. It keeps egging you on to whoop some ass!

♪ "A Monster" ♪ by Waveshaper

In the game

S U P E R H O T

you gotta kill a bunch of red guys, and then the guy comes on and goes

S U P E R H O T

The premise is that time only moves forward when you do

which in turn allows you to pull off some ludicrous shit.

Whoa. Gimme that!

Ooh ho ho!

There's no music. Just the sounds of lead and glass sliding across the level.

You can slice through a bullet with a samurai sword,

throw a bottle at a dude's head, grab his gun in the air, shoot him with it.

Basically, Superhot allows you to become John Wick.

[Jules Winnfield]: "Shit, negro! That's all you had to say!"

This year, I learned that every game is actually the game Dark Souls.

"I think we've kind of made the Dark Souls of uh, competitive first-person shooters."

But you know what game isn't like Dark Souls? Dark Souls 3.

[Agent J]: "You used to drive that old busted joint."

[Agent J]: "See, I drive the new hotness."

[Agent J]: "Old and busted."

[Agent J]: "New hotness."

Dark Souls will always be an important game

not only for launching Miyazaki and his team to massive success,

but for proving that there is still a commercial interest in challenging games.

It's also a game with dozens of memorable moments like uh...

Remember in Dark Souls 1 where if the rat bit you

you're now poisoned until you die?

Remember this boss?

Remember how if you run past the enemy straight to the boss fight,

they keep chasing you even after you beat him

and I can't see shit because the camera is more interested in this stupid ass tree?!

Thank you, Dark Souls.

Remember how this guy's leg has a hitbox?

Remember this guy who puts a debuff on you so you can't roll?

Remember how if you get too close to the Hydra, you fall in the lake and die?

Remember Snake Fortress?

Remember Blighttown?

Remember Snake Fortress?

Remember the good feature where if you swing your weapon,

you just hit the wall instead every single time?

Let's just say Dark Souls 3 takes a different approach to difficulty.

The combat is far more reliable and fluid than the older titles

and it compensates for this with foes that are absolutely vicious.

Right out the gate, it pits you against this mammoth knight

who will piledrive you into hell if you slip up.

The first time I fought this guy, it probably took me around

eight tries to finally take him down and then I realized

"Shit. That was just the first enemy in the game."

Most RPGs hammer the player with hours of expository dialogue

but Dark Souls tell a story simply by you walking through its rich evocative settings.

I don't need any cutscenes to tell me this is not the McDonald's parking lot, okay?

This is clearly the Burger King parking lot.

If Dark Souls 1 scared you off from the series, come back and give this one a shot.

It can be tough, but it's fair. Most of the time.

[Agent J]: "Old busted hotness."

Hollow Knight is pretty much just Dark Souls.

I beat Doom a couple times last year,

but it wasn't until my 5th time through this year that I thought

"Yeah, maybe this is a good game."

In a horde of mediocre single-player shooters,

Doom stands out by not forcing the player to hide behind shit the entire game like a little bitch.

It's also one of the few shooters that feels better on a controller,

thanks to some great aim assist.

In a cover shooter, levels typically play out like this.

Move up. Shoot. Move up. Boo boo boom!

Go here. Bah bam!

Doom is more like

VROOOOOOM

VERANGHHHH

You are bouncing all over the place, picking up health and ammo,

smashing guys with your melee attack.

Look at this new Call of Duty.

*cork pop*

You probably didn't see it, but I just killed a guy right there.

Now look at Doom.

[MANCIBUS EXPLODES]

Now that's how you do it.

This is a cute little game about a cup who is addicted to gambling

so he has to kill all of these people in order to sacrifice their souls to Satan.

The irony of Cuphead is that it's the easiest run 'n' gun I've ever played

and it's still a motherfucker.

Even after fighting them multiple times in a row,

the bosses in this game remain ruthless and unpredictable.

You'll get your ass whooped by a carrot. You'll get your ass whooped by a potato.

FUCK YOU YOU SHIT DRAGON PIECE OF SHI-

In 25 years since the Sega Genesis, developers have pursued hundreds of

technological innovations to avert gamers' attention away from fun.

Sonic Mania has no need for these distractions because it is fun.

It's fun as hell.

HEEEEEEE YEAH!

I remember one time I was playing as the blue character.

I believe his name is uh... Ronald.

And I- I saw this mosquito guy and I was like

*boom*

Every time I pick this game up for a couple minutes,

I end up playing it through to the end.

The levels in this game are so fine-tuned,

so meticulously constructed to keep that momentum going and going.

The rhythm of it is infectious.

It knows exactly when to put your platforming chops to the test

and when to relinquish control and shoot you through it 300 miles an hour.

Breath of the Wild might be the first open-world game to live up to its own massive scope.

Nearly every inch of the map seemed deliberate.

You always feel like you're in the right place,

like your own personal sense of discovery will be rewarded in some way.

In contrast to most stuff on this list,

♪ "You're mine" ♪ by Carpenter Brut

Zelda is far more laid-back and serene.

Most of the game entails climbing and soaring around cel-shaded environments.

with sparse minimalist melodies drifting through the breeze.

The combat and puzzles actively prod your imagination

and encourage the player to bend the game's systems to their will.

I don't think I've had this much fun just toying around with a game's mechanics since the Phantom Pain.

Nothing feels far-fetched.

If you can dream it up, chances are it can be done.

Watch. I'm gonna shoot myself all the way to the volcano.

Watch and learn, boys.

...game fucking sucks.

*drum roll*

SUPAH MARIO ODYSSEY, BAYBE-

MMM, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

It's like a fucking theme park of platforming!

The whole experience is anchored around collectibles.

That feeling when the next thing is right around the corner

and it always is and it's always something incredible!

You have the stretchy caterpillar,

you got the beak bird,

you got the onion,

you got the wire,

the Chain Chomp,

the T-Rex,

the tank,

the fork...

You can be a Goombahs,

you can be a frog,

and of course, the tree.

This is the best one.

Honestly, this game shouldn't exist.

It's not even possible.

Mario Odyssey is a miracle video game.

Okay, let's break out the list.

You got the good games.

You got the real good ones,

and then you enter the Mastapeece Zone.

If you haven't played these ones, shame on you.

And then... the Big Boys.

Now, I put a lot of thought into where Mario Odyssey belongs on this list...

...and I'm gonna go ahead and put it right up there with the Big Boys.

It is that goddamn good!

Yep.

And then of course, you have

SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2!

UH OH! SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2

UH OH! SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2

SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2

GAME OF THE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?

Game of the Year: Super Mario Brothers 2 GAME OF THE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?

Game of the Year: Super Mario Brothers 2 WHAT THE FUCK?

Piece of shit! WHAT THE FUCK?

[Sonic Mania OST- Main Menu]

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[Frisk] *In Head* Ill kill her like the rest :)

[Chara] You think that you....

[Chara] Nevermind...

[Chara] Since when were you the one in controll?!

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Oh, hey new kid the Coon told me he wants you to question the witness so go ahead hi Betty

Go ahead new kid ask anything you want oh

That's smart using the silent treatment can really make a witness aunty

I look I know y'all need my help is shit, but I ain't talking to you go get my medication

your medication yeah

I can't think straight without my medication. You got to go pick up my prescription. Eye until you get my prescription

I ain't tellin you little heroes

Well alright fine looks like you got more work with your new kid, but before you go back out in the world

I want to show you something that might fuck your crime-fighting. Let's get into my face

All right new kid it's time to take your superpowers to the next level go ahead and stand in the DNA's simulated

All right, you kids just stand still and I'll talk you booted

Check out the new hero DNA slide, I opened up his stuff you insert here will make a big impact on your combat

your combat

effectiveness

Pick the one that best suits your power low down just keep in mind in a big damn

It fruits may mean less health or vice versa kind of like how steroids shrink your buffs or so Everett

Well alright now you know what real power feels like pretty dang good

That's a dude you get hope you have a grasp of it now get out there and kick some

booty

You made a real mistake when you attacked us

Totally spitting your food

My body lotion smells like strawberries and now you didn't tell duty

I'm gonna. What do you like my mama? Did my daddy, sweetie? That's part of my pageant choreo

I'm gonna show you how we put the dump

The phrase out

Hey, we've got a special on the Zuni chicken we eat two pounds and then he the third pound

It's time for you to meet someone

Break you in half stick you up my bus

So it's about to get stuff someplace dark and smelly

The wrong raisins sugar

Thousand people just dislike the picture of me and ballet class on Instagram right now

Hello new kid

Don't worry. I'm unfriending their instagrams exponentially they will be back for a while you gotta be careful playing superhero

You can make a lot of enemies

Some boys think girls don't make good superheroes. What do you think you think girls are just as good at gamers as you boys?

You'd like to remain mysterious huh fine look you've got problems new kid whatever you did last night

Got a lot of people's attention bad people

There's a crime boss who's been calling the shots here in South Park and now that person is planning to run for office

Whatever you did last night is scared

I'm tracking everyone's instagrams and Facebook's and we'll continue to cross-reference with tumblr while monitoring Twitter and LinkedIn if you need information

Just know you can rely on a call girl

Too bad new kid miners aren't allowed in a place like that

Of course you aren't just any miner

Can I get some more fun fries

You can get your food to go if you want QT, I'm busy

You need to buy a pass before I would dream of selfie with you, sweetie

Sorry I only follow point manager

I know you

I

Don't follow cyborgs superhero. It's my thing

What do you learn right busy?

If you buy one of our calendars okay your best forever

Superheroes

Feathers will be violated. Let's go kiddies. I got born to watch

Make it special for you crap it sprung gaywads

We'll be violated

Member that Wonder Twins, I'm a burn of a space monkey yeah, baby day, maybe I knew I mean had a bum

Are we having fun yet TV

With a coolest guy Dunraven

I have a really good feeling about this guy

That really hurt my friends you watching

The double Cobra, that's at the face

Another photo folks before the might of tuna friends go gots to kid

Your turn is now property of Coon and friend to nan the prowl

All day ladies I can do this all day

Wake up super Craig get your fucking head in the game

Don't know how to read a room next time wait before things get awkward

That sucks for you you kid

My GERD

I am out of luck ticket. That was a thorough fishing

You answer to it friend right guys dramatic to move incoming

Bravo great job, etc etc

South Park could use some more female heroes

The children in this town need to learn to control their bodily functions

Who's snatching all these cats, I mean what the fuck?

Come here boy. I'll show you how to pop wheelies

Hello young person I'm the mayor of South Park you must be very excited to be here

Well alright look you might be able to help me this new crime wave in town it isn't a

Coincidence some group or someone is trying to make me look bad

The more crime goes up the more people start calling for my head whoever is behind this wants to see me get replaced

I need people like you, please

Find out who was behind the crime wave in our town my political life depends on it

The common folks can relate to me. I've been known to have a glass of rose a before 7:00. Yes, ma'am

What kid doesn't love a photo with the highest ranking official of their municipal government

Very maybe if the mayor follows you

Don't get the mayor embroiled in your farting business Wow yes, I love engaging in social media activities. It's so important

Great maybe let's take a picture future voter

On behalf of the entire mayor's office, thank you for your support

Here kitty-kitty, oh here for the-- for the-- trap is sprung gaywad

Let's dance my bait got literally because I don't dance, but let's push you've got a funnel

Who'da torment I choose you

You got crudes take your medicine for thief

Take that for tea are you a hemophiliac?

It's might sting

Try not to slip on your own guts I'd hate for you to fall and hurt yourself kids nothing right now

That sucks for you

4/4 you scum you guys are kind of scrappy

Like teeth whatever I have had it with this shit save some for the king

I'm going through a lot of stuff right now and needing to fuck you with one of them

Got room for like a whole hamburger now

This is just a taste I'm going to be doing this to you for years. This is for scrambled you bastard

Don objective

I can't say no to kicking some porky ass have your boyfriend massage that for you

Take that lying down bug boy

My turn now

I'm gonna start taking this seriously now super Craig. I doubt it okay here we go

They get this, but what six graders can't die we're a mortal

But merger had children cocoon is about to get into some adult situations

Okay, who's the next target of my unbridled rage? They don't look UK watch, um here I go

No diet a new kid

Beware the kid

Thanks for standing there like a little bitch deer-in-the-headlights sucking diabetes into the fray I

Feel good about the way that meeting with

Hey there little menace to society don't you look snappy today

Buddy

And now you got a problem with me

I'm not just gonna sit here, and do nothing while you insult this man's ethnicity

I wasn't insulting him excuse me. Did you or did you not say that this man seemed tired yes. He's my friend

I said Paulo you look tired

microaggressions

Persons of Hispanic bed parents have been stereotyped as being sleepy and saying they look tired of microaggression that will not Stern

But I am tired

You you're the new kid right I'm the principal of your school my name is PC principal

I was told you wanted to talk to me about some race issues. Okay, come at me

Come on you want to learn about race right give me your best shot, it's a nice day isn't it?

What's wrong with you you can't just attack for no reason try again

It's a nice day isn't it?

What's wrong with you you can't just attack for no reason try again

It's a nice day isn't it?

Yes very good that was indeed not a microaggression all right round two I

Ate a hamburger last week

All right that was also not a microaggression this time

I will use a microaggression, and you will see how it gives you a free shot

All right, everybody listen up

I'm about to use up microaggression

But it's only for the use of training this young person in the ways of the social justice warrior

Thank you, Michael Christian about to happen

My friend Brian looks like a chick microaggression it is oh

Not bad not bad at all

Not only is the word chick derogatory to females but also

Criticizing a male for looking feminine as a micro aggression towards person transgender now, let's see if you can spot on micro aggression

That's more subtle my pants are warm

My pants are warm

That coffee belongs to Tim Sherman

What's wrong with you you can't just attack for no reason try again

That coffee belongs to Tim Sherman I heard it's going to rain

Janet likes to roller skate

Mr.. Yamashiro is actually a very good driver

microaggression hit him

Nice kid very nice indeed

Using the term actually inferred that maybe other Asian Americans are not good drivers and the use of Mister is offensive to persons a third

Gender now before we talk about your race. I need you to get out there and do some PC work for me

I'll let you know what I think you're ready

Remember kid people use microaggressions everyday, I'm counting on you to make them pay for doing so

Make sure you fart on all races and creeds equally vigilante have you seen my cat

You sure are the weirdest superhero. I've seen all day. Okay. I'll follow you

Thanks kid but that was a real cool picture

Hopster I suppose no one believes you around little superhero at least not too much

Crime Fighting's not a game vigilante. You're gonna get somebody killed dress for the job you want, bro

Lord you a brave little whatever you are

When there was only one set of footprints Jesus was carrying my bad ass

New items on menu berry special

Thank you I

Can't believe I agreed to this

Kid I need to devote my full attention to keeping this food down whoo busy making shitty chicken now you come back another time

Hot tip get the city tofu extra City

We've got a new super sheriff in town huh anything for a deputy in training

I'm really learning how to connect with you youngsters. I like to get the city shrimp an animal style

Your brother Kyle can help you get to high places like this roof here, just give him a call

Come on out kitties here kitty kitty I

Suppose no one bullies. You around little superhero at least not too much. Thanks for your service vigilante

It's not Halloween yet little boy, I don't have any not now kid I'm trying to pick up chicks

If you're looking for new stuff this is your lucky day you

Run along home or wherever you came from I don't take kindly to folks who take selfies, but let's take one anyway

Great see you later kid hey you're that super stinker in the headlines

Darn it kiddo. Why can't you just sit home and read the funny books like a normal fella

That's an interesting look you've got going on boy, and or girl. I don't see gender

I need to get somewhere listen fast

Get your head out of the clouds righteous

See you kid

Gober crack

Here kitty kitty come on kitty oh, it's a little foggy afraid it's over here

In the backyard

I'm big

Will you deal with him please look cousin Kyle if that mean kid who beat me up before

Yeah, Oh, No somebody stop him. Don't worry cousin. Kyle

I have developed these super sensors, which will make it almost impossible for him to beat us up this time

I have to stay out of this, please, please take a bowl away prepare to meet your doom evil bully kid

This barrier represents the red sea which you will be unable to part without Moses on your side

Oh, I'm up now. Do you want me to go again? I can wait no oh

Geez I didn't think I'd actually hit you it's go time, but lord

My turn

Oh, this is my favorite part

I'm supposed to attack now right okay?

That wasn't too hard right, I don't want to cause any print minigame each fuck, huh

Oh

Good some would call progressed to the face

Welcome to toontown

Okay, I'm gonna try something a little crazy

You got fruit punch someone for the Coon fart Lord

Okay, okay that does it

You guys asked for it?

And now human kite shall use his Hebrew faith to call upon the power of the wind

Let the strength of the wind make my kite, oh Jesus it came off

Outrageous, Mike. I just blew up into the tree cousin. Kyle, then give up. Don't worry super buddy cousin perhaps

I no longer have my kite, but I still have my super webbing

And these kids are picking on me

What's picking on you, who are you kids I'll call your mum's right now oh

I just know I'm gonna miss this man here we go

Who needs to get punched but fits on your face

Ready give a fuck will you make

Danny

Isn't it nice that when everyone gets to play together my Foley can carry Jesus

Okay like I need to move to kick your ass anyway

Nice I think the tools really dead, it's Craig time 98 super Craig time

You brought this on yourself que ya know

You know how to

Your turn is now property of tuning friends

Maybe the quick yet, yeah, I feel like we should see where this goes

We're going

That hurt my shoulder because my shoulder is density because I pulled a muscle catching a balloon

Oh, it's my turn already okay?

Cop it yummy kick does anyone have a lozenge

You know Kaito really quite fragile

By up

I think you sprained my notes

You got screwed

Oh

Goodness this is the last affliction I need therefore grant reporting for duty

Then cut the rope today

Okay

Guys Kyle get inside and call the police we have to get these kids arrested no no mom no police

This is all my fault what look

It's just I couldn't take my cousin copying everything I do

The human kite is about saving people not about Judaism and now look at all the damage you've caused

I should press charges against your friends and look my kites up in a tree

I'm sorry, please I'll do anything you weren't going to let your cousin play with you from now on is that clear

Oh boy, Kyle and Gina says I get to play with you

Yes, sometimes you can play with us you B now get your cousins kind out of that tree

You're not playing anymore until you do come on sugar. Let's get you some bactine

Oh, I hate that King because it gets on my fingers and I get eczema from the lidocaine

Well crap how we gonna get that kite down

Okay, that's a great idea

Oh

Nobody let's try it again

When you mean to retile out-of-the-way spot

Give me a call and we'll fire cor up there then I hope I never need to do that public though kind of embarrassing

Now this may sting a little bubby, oh is it supposed to burn aunt Sheila because it's stinging and it's burning oh

ouch

Look puppy they got your kite out of the tree

Yeah, I can fly again time to be the biggest superhero cousin Kyle and forgive our new neighbor

Why don't you two take a nice photograph together?

Okay, I forgive you new kid say human kite from an alternate universe oh

Wow okay, I'll take a picture if we can do it quick

Want some of this 4d

Need to get somewhere that you

See you nuke it

Yeah, kitty kitty come on kitty

Here kitty-kitty oh here for thief or thieves

New kid

That's going to leave some scars trying to take out the 40 trash microaggression

Have a really good feeling about this guess

You do something I was too busy not giving a fuck god damn. It super Craig show some respect to your colleagues. Why start now

You got screwed who determines I choose you

That sucks for you new kid, I can't say no to kicking some 40s you excuse me I have a balloon to piss in

Here I always thought guys were lame how can you change your bike's Craig lose as I change my mind?

I am out of unfinished feel so heavy

Keep it up kid we might be friends someday scrambles you bastard oh

Go tell everyone you cut yourself bad skating for 4th you scum you guys are kind of scrappy

I made that special for you

It's my turn now

Yeah

Took that like a champ for thee

Take your medicine for these

Okay, who's the next target of my unbridled rage?

Okay

Another folks before the might of tuna fish good news everybody inside dirt

Let me know you're totally gay congratulations

You're a pastor

Oh, he'll kid I like the way you punch this it's gonna sting

Thank suppose, maybe the trouble of flipping got hit head-on

Yeah, my offense is going so far up your ass. I'll be able to help you blossom

Prepare for fishes weddings

Gooper Craig for the rescue

This is coming together exactly how I planned this is the part where the bad guys were grabbed they're like choices

Ready

This is really high

It's just like I taught you well you climbed up here at least I can do with a selfie

Hey new kid grant you

Did you head out of the clouds awesome

See you new kid

Somebody call for a Fastpass

Get your head out of the clouds good going new kid

Dad you needed

Go on don't be shy

Ah you kid I see you've also come to assist in assuring classes cooperation

Please after you hello, we're picking up some medicine for a friend Oh

Is your friend looking for an energizing mental feeling or a more of a full body hi I

Don't know well. I'll send over our expert budtender who can help you out, okay?

You want to get hat oh hey Eric Oh Tali, it's not you into rehab

Yeah, dude

But now back in South Park

Clean and sober almost a year clean and sober no drugs at all can I tell you what I don't listen

And you work here in a pot store

Cannabis Eric, and yeah, it's great. Now. I get high helping people cure their insomnia back pain

Migraines and stress naturally, did you know that ancient Chinese gave cannabis to their infants for TV?

I have an addictive personality

So I'm cool without it and now I got a kid with my ladies so better to stay on the straight and narrow

You know you have a kid right that turns out. I had one the whole time. I was too hard to realize now

I'm holding down a job and paying the rent, but I'm also doing good helping people find the herbal remedies

they need to combat all the modern stressors of a job and taxi is a traffic and a wife breathing down my neck about the

Department Sally we got a leak. Why can't you fix it? I'm a bitch

fucking plumber

Okay, we're here to pick up our friends medicine her name is classy. Oh

Classy classy with a wire with the Clint hanging off red coming around and looking the shit out of the sea no no no

It's a classy with a dick hanging off the eye, that's fucking the L out of the SS

Oh that classy sure I got her order

She see she likes the banana

It's cool relax, no it is not nothing cool. I'm trying to run a legitimate business here and my back hurts

I can't sleep. I got your appetite the shitty town is so fucked up

We gotta buy all our product from fucking sixth graders, and who knows what this shit. They're putting in it nigga top it off

I got a couple little dick liquors coming in last door

fuck

It's time to give you here's the fucking consultation

Shit now you like my stock on fire sure smells nice though God air freshener spurt another path

Shakes

I'm more of a lover than a fighter

This is workplace harassment, you kids take your bad attitude somewhere else

I like my job because I'm constantly learning

It might sting

Our powers are useless against the tallow

Keep it up kid we might be friends someday gotta stuff isn't in the employee manual

That's why I can't take my five minute lunch breaks and peace like I do everything around here

Yeah, I'm sorry too, but it's cool to get this stuff out in the open

Hey take it out on the towel

I need to take five

You guys are such Adam Lord

Oh

Hey, hi dinner I hear cool, Batman I'm psyched to see

Yeah, this is for classy yeah, I throw in a couple hash nuggets and some granddaddy purple shatter on the house come by any time

Well done new kid now get that over to classy

I'm the fastest kid in town

Are we doing this what

Catch you later

You want some of this 40 yeah, that's what I thought keep walking pussy

See here's the new kid now you got classes prescription damn well better hand my prescription well, it's about motherfucking time

Praise Jesus. I need this shit, babe. If I don't get my medication. I lose my motherfucking mind. You know what I'm saying

Much fucking better

All right listen the place y'all niggas need to go is you story. That's where they taking the cast you know what I'm saying

That's it Coon. This is fit fit the new kid got the entail from classy not bad. New kid. What'd you find out?

It's the you store in the Northeast attempt classy says the cats are being taken day. Do you store it?

We should have known all right keep classy safe. I'll get back to you guys soon Roger that Fast Pass

best pass

Let's head out

My little hero

I gotta get a selfie with my little hero

Thanks baby mm-hmm class II feel like a new woman sure thing buddy

That's gonna kill on social media

I just have to get a picture with my son's famous friend

Thanks, honey see you on Koontz - Graham. Let's do it. Thanks for helping Jimmy out

Good job your parents must be so proud

Hey kid you're that farting vigilante from the news right

Not a talker huh well sergeant wants to have a few words with you over at the station

Oh

Hey, new kid. Yeah, so it turns out gender is actually a little more

Complicated than what we talked about yesterday. Okay? Could you come back to my office so we could sort this out, maybe, huh?

You want some of this for thee see you later for the-- I'll be waiting for you

Somebody called for a fast past

Good going new kid

Catch you later

Somebody call for a

Chair why not

You better not be screwing around

Looks like your foot can do some crazy shit, maybe you can use your first two paws

I got boob pics for trespassers will be violated

Oh

Great thanks for coming have a seat

Now I got some some feedback from the principal that our discussion about sex

I mean about gender wasn't a precise enough, and um well you can you gave me some guidelines how to do a more

Thorough pass helping you identify your gender

Is the gender that you were assigned with at Birth the gender that you currently identify with?

Okay great, so as you know that means that your

Cisgendered okay great now the next thing I want to talk to you about with your gender is your sexuality

Now a lot of people think that gender and sexual are the same but know that but that's wrong. It's by

Now how would you describe the sex of the kinds of people you find yourself sexually attracted to?

Okay, so that makes you straight or heterosexual?

Okay

Just be careful. Okay, cuz there's there's a lot of people out there who don't accept you for what you are

And then you're gonna have to deal with them, okay, so but come see me anytime

Oh

My god I have so much homework tonight

And they're heterosexual too, we don't take kindly to your types around here, let's welcome this thing to our town

We don't take kindly to your types around here

I have a really good feeling about these guys

I wonder if they can make your action figure do that but some kind of spring-loaded thing maybe Oh?

Whoopee like your daddy never done

Oh no my glazy. Oh boy super heroines are so fun

You fuck with the Coon you answer to its friends right guys yeah, yeah, we'll get around just heal the pipe cleared for takeoff

I lasers. I like it. I'm not sorry for what I'm about to do

Kind of patient-powered useless

America love it or get your ass kicked socialist that settles it beating you kids up was definitely the right decision

Try not to slip on your own guts I'd hate for you to fall and hurt yourself

That's going to leave some scars

Get excited I get Vince punch the roof walk it off, but Lord

We're gonna need a new new kid okay, well this has been cool you guys, but we should probably wrap this up soon

Thanks, I'll save you the trouble of flipping that shit hat off. Yeah, go ahead. I'm too pissed off to take a turn

All right my turn

I am out of fuckin ticket

for the matter of Coon and friends

Now you've done it a wounded Coon is the most dangerous of kids?

You do something I was too busy not giving a fuck god damn. It super Craig show some respect to your colleagues

Why start now oh?

You're still fucking dead

It's my fucking car yeah I

Get this one

Not bad super quick, but try not to slouch next and only if you try not to be a dick weed next time

It's a deal

Yeah, I saw that coming

Be a shame if you rip your sweet costume super Craig nerd

Can you get wretched

Righteous

Catch you later

Do not despair child God is simply testing you alright another selfie. I guess Jesus would do it

Remember when Morgan Freeman with God oh yeah, I said that never when Christians cared about the sick and the poor

Who are you supposed to be tidy Liberace sorry go on through

Sorry I don't selfie with just anyone

Sir so then the whop says to the Polack if I wanted tints I'd have beat up the nip and the black guy's hat oh

Oh, what do we have here? You're the one who made the news last night, huh?

Well the police can always use the help of concerned citizens

I guess we can give our little junior detective a special kitty case to work own

All right listen up for somebody new to town shaking up the crime families. This is a real bad

Dude a kingpin of crime it wants to control all the drugs in the city. We tracked him to this location here

I need you to go in and neutralize him you lead point my boys will be there after

If you take out the drug kingpin we'll give you this junior Detective badge really neat huh now get out there

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