[Phone Ringing]
Hello Pie Face Pizza. How may I help you?
Salutations.
It is I, Skeletor!
And I would like a yeasted flatbread topped with tomato sauce and animal flesh.
Ok, so you- like, a pizza?
Yes a pizza you bumbling brainless blockhead!
With animal flesh!!
Umm, ok, cool. What kind?
I would like a mixture of cured pork and beef.
Thinly sliced.
Uhh, I don't think we have that, dude.
You have pepperoni you petulant pinhead!
Oh y- okay, yeah we have pepperoni, yeah.
Anything else?
Swine!
Minced and seasoned.
Minced and seasoned swine?
Sausage you slow-minded simpleton!
Hey dude, you're gonna have to chill.
Or what!?!
If you hang up on me, I will cover my throne in your skin!
My man, are you threatening me?
Of course I'm threatening you, you obtuse ignoramus!
Do you want anything else on your pizza?
Yes.
The spore bearing fruity body of a fungus.
Oh my god- I don't think we have that.
Hey Brett, do we have that?
You have mushrooms you dull-witted dumbbell!!
Why didn't you just say mushrooms then? Just call the thing what it is!
I am calling it what it is, you muttonheaded moron!
[Sighs] Okay, what size?
I want it all!
The biggest yeasted flatbread you have!!!
We only go up to extra large.
Extra-large!?!
That's the biggest pizza we make!
You parsimonious penny-pincher, how dare you try to limit the feast of Skeletor!
Hey, my man, why are you being so combative?
Because combat is my default you dunderheaded dimwit!
Deliver my pizza to Snake Mountain at once!!
Okay!
Address?
37 Snake Mountain Drive, Snake Mountain, Eternia.
Oh dang, you know what? I don't think we deliver up there.
You don't deliver to Snake Mountain!?
Yeah, it says you're outside the five mile radius. Can you do carryout?
I don't do carryout, you boob!
Ah, sorry Holmes, that yeasted flatbread's gonna be a no-go.
What!?!
I will incinerate you in your own pizza oven, you do-nothing dolt!
I will destroy you!!!!
Ok great. Thanks. Have a nice day. Thank you so much. Bye-bye.
I will get you Pizza-Man!!!!
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