Thứ Tư, 3 tháng 1, 2018

Waching daily Jan 3 2018

yo yo yo CPA strength here back with another video my best video ever I'm

gonna keep it short succinct to the point January 3rd

the first two days have been awesome so I expect this third day of January to

be nothing but the best anyways new semester starting up with

school i google-searched CPA strength in and Jonathan Dorn CPA Jonathan door and

JT blaze like Google search myself just to see I I came across a red thread

where a guy someone said there's this guy CPA strength on YouTube that teaches

accounting can I trust him if there was a couple comment a couple comments on

that reddit and they said oh one of them was like OC pH straight for the basics

of accounting yeah he's awesome so that's what's up

I do think I have for the basics I have what you need so I'm here to tell you

yes you can trust me as I have a trust nobody shirt on apropos right so weird I

didn't really plan that out I did I didn't really I plan it out at all today

I mean this isn't my lineup this shirt it's one of my favorites show Tupac why

can you how can you trust me how can Condesa can cpa strengths be trusted for

accounting basics yes why can you be trusted

well I have a CPA license and that's how I use that I use DC Aylor to get my CPA

license I I guess the main thing is I've helped thousands of people at this point

if you go through my accounting for beginners series my playlist and I will

look up here I'll link it I'll link it in here and this is the the playlist so

there's 92 at this point but if you're watching this in the future there might

be like two thousand or something I went ham a summer like seventy look at

the lights in the comments and the views of all these of these videos this is my

counting for beginners overwhelmingly like 95% they like like to dislike ratio

the comments or like super positive on the accounting for beginners

I mean I've helped thousands of people pass their accounting classes people or

get jobs I've helped thousands of people with DC aid ler that's like my thing I

work I have DCA lor that's my accounting thing and I work accounting problems

using DC a blur I believe it's like a mapping system you truck trust me when I

when I wanted when I started putting this stuff out of the internet well no

one watch my channel I had like zero subscribers on my channel by Counting

for beginners but I thought like what if this is not right

I'm like well I'm sure the internet will tell me like what if there's something

wrong or if there's a loophole my DC aid lurk the thing is it's so basic there's

nothing to do with it it's like the basic accounting equation the balance

sheet the income statement chart of accounts well not really charge but it's

like all that stuff with eight incidents of debits what is the DC 8 learn debits

credits asset draw expense liability equity revenue that's basically a

mapping system it's where you're gonna put everything and it's either going to

be a debit or a credit asset draw expense liability equity revenue each of

those these are going to be a debit or a credit left or right side it's either

going to go up or down and it's basically just a mapping system of the

basics like I didn't the reason no one really found any loopholes with DC aid

leur of course you can change the letters around and stuff and I mean

there's dade Clure there's dead click there's so many I guess

monix to remember those you can the demigods not really a loophole in the

system if DCA's learn has helped you could you please like this video could

you please leave a comment for someone new like share share the well if I want

someone who's may be on the fence who's maybe never seen me before watch this

video and be like I don't know wow this videos got an overwhelming I likes let

me let me look at the comments of this and wow he's helped a lot of people in

DC Aylor and I'm gonna give it a try and another thing like yeah just you can you

can you can give it a try cuz what do you really have to lose I'm giving it

away for free the accounting for beginners is my best stuff I don't have

a website I'm telling you you go too late you're watching this on YouTube

because I don't really mess with the other social medias because I love

YouTube I fell in love with YouTube I'm a youtuber I don't try to bring it you

know anyway so the same way you clicked on this video you can click on the link

to my accounting for beginner series and learn I mean you got no skin in the game

maybe that's why but I want everyone I want a big thing of 2018 as I want to

get D Sailor out to everybody if give me a chance and yeah it's just the basics

it's just the basics and I always say to like someone comment and like I think

I'm getting it or you know my advice most mostly all the time is practice D

CA the like right G sailor on your piece of paper like everyday for homework or a

test and you know go to all your accounting classes and study for your

test but just do what the curriculum of your class that you're paying all this

money for I know like thousands of dollars you don't understand a bit of it

and then use the thing you got for free from some weird guy on the internet and

that's gonna help you ace I know it's crazy but hey life is crazy that's all

I'm saying I'm 40 years old life is so crazy

so I don't expect anything less from life

then you need to get so much knowledge from some weird guy in the Internet but

can you trust me absolutely because it's just the basics anyways if you could

leave a like for if I've helped you or comment you know saying how this helped

you anyways it's supposed to be a two-minute video this is why I have to

do daily uploads because I talk so much anyways I love doing this YouTube I love

doing this YouTube anyways until tomorrow morning the end let's have a

blessed day the best day anyways deuces

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Funniest Alternative Endings In Video Game History - Duration: 5:19.

Regular video game endings are usually pretty good, but alternate endings can make video

games worth playing through a second or even a third time.

Some are optimistic, others are total bummers, and some are just plain bonkers.

Naturally, it's nutty endings like these that are almost always the funniest and most genius

endings of all.

Bard's Tale

Already a snarky game, Bard's Tale is a parody of all the epic adventures that take their

quests super-duper seriously.

At the game's climax, your character has a choice: side with the Demon Princess and help

her destroy the world, or eliminate her alongside the Druid Leader.

Neither choice, however, holds a candle to the most sensible one of all: saying to hell

with both of them by choosing "Out of Here."

"Good luck and, oh, don't forget to write."

With that, your character just walks off to grab a drink.

Seriously.

He finds his favorite pub overrun by zombies, but instead of slaying them, drinks with them.

Everyone has a gay old time as the world of the living is slowly suffocated by the undead,

but as long as somebody keeps the beer flowing, who cares?

"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

Chrono Trigger

There are over a dozen endings for Chrono Trigger.

To get the goofiest one, fight Lavos after Schala opens the Queen's door but before you

power up your pendant.

You'll end up with Marle and Lucca shattering the fourth wall while gossiping about boys.

The ladies complain about the game being over then present a slide show of the various male

characters while giggling about them.

They see a hunky soldier and comment on the "VERY nice scenery," dismiss an older guy

as "shifty," laugh about a handsome dude who may or may not "pluck his eyebrows," and debate

whether a caveman is hot or not.

Finally, Crono shows up to do the one thing nobody expects from him: he talks.

That's it, the end.

And if you were curious, there isn't a corresponding "gossip about pretty girls" ending.

You'll just have to ponder dating Ayla the cavewoman on your lonesome.

[Music]

Tekken 6

There are a lot of non-canon endings to Tekken, but the strangest, funniest, and most explosive

of all has to be Lee's from Tekken 6.

Lee hates the Mishimas because they're kind of his adopted family and they screwed him

over.

So if you win the game as Lee, he takes full advantage of his newfound power.

Watch as he kidnaps Heihachi, Kazuya, and Jin, then straps them to giant rockets and

tortures them with explosive golf balls.

On the one hand, it's the lives of three people on his hands.

On the other, it's way more entertaining than standard golf.

Find a non-lethal version of this and watch the PGA's ratings… skyrocket.

1213

Playing 1213 might be free, but the money you save will likely go straight to your therapy

bill.

At the end of the game, your character escapes his underground bunker only to find a planet

with no breathable atmosphere.

While your character is immune to the poisonous gases, he has too much brain damage to be

of use to anyone.

To find the better, secret ending, endure the real, super-depressing one first.

When your stats show up, blink sadly at the screen until you get a code.

Play the game again, use that code to get a special item, and escape the bunker.

Instead of a world filled with poisonous gases, you get one filled with chocolate.

Everything is chocolate -- the houses, the roads, and even the people are all cocoa-loaded

goodness.

If diabetes takes your character, at least he'll go fat, happy, and filled with candy

goodness.

There are worse ways to live out the end of the world.

Undertale

In Undertale, you have the option of destroying as many or as few monsters as you like.

What ending you get depends on just how bloodthirsty you are.

To get the silliest ending of all, you need to eliminate four monsters -- Toriel, Papyrus,

Undyne, and Mettaton -- and that's it.

After the credits roll, the monster Sans calls to inform you that the annoying white dog

who kept screwing up your progress is now president of the underworld.

He sounds like the laziest leader of all-time.

Meanwhile, Flowey, the evil flower, shows up to yell at you for ruining his plans.

And that's the way the underworld ends: not with a bang, but with a delusional, homicidal,

flowery whimper.

Mortal Kombat 9

For the most hilarious Mortal Kombat 9 ending, just beat Shao Khan with Stryker.

The only challenge is convincing yourself to play as Stryker rather than someone much

cooler.

Stryker, having saved the world, is hailed as a hero and receives a ticker-tape parade,

the Congressional Medal of Freedom, and a one-way ticket to Celebrityville.

Of course, Hollywood wanted to do a blockbuster movie, but Stryker refused for the greatest

reason possible.

The studio wanted to cast Johnny Cage as Stryker, but under no circumstances would the cop allow

himself to be played by such an egomaniacal blowhard.

It's an awesome punchline, the Fatality of savage put-downs.

"Ooh, sick burn!"

Final Fantasy 13-2

There are plenty of strange endings for Final Fantasy 13-2.

The best comes by way of defeating a Giant Flan boss without making the battle easier

by solving the paradox.

After defeating the flan, Serah and Noel accidentally unleash "gelatinous organisms" the world over.

The world becomes the property of flans, with one giant, evil flan to rule them all.

Noel and Serah magically transform themselves to look like monsters so they can sneak in

and present the giant flan king with a delicious feast of poison flan.

So the flan are cannibals now, in case you needed another reason to be disturbed.

It gets weirder.

After Noel nags Mog to get all the ingredients for the poison flan, Mog angrily rants about

doing all the work, threatens to poison Noel with the flan, and then has a manic breakdown

as he fades into the darkness.

And that's all folks -- you don't actually get to take on King Flan, and whether or not

your party ever does is left entirely to your presumably very confused imagination.

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Halftime Performers Nearly Get Booed Off the - Duration: 3:54.

Halftime Performers Nearly Get Booed Off the Field After Attempting to Trash Trump

Members of the Stanford University marching band were booed roundly Thursday night by

the crowd at the Valero Alamo Bowl in San Antonio after a halftime show that mocked

both President Trump and Texas.

According to KSAT-TV, the band decided to take swipes at the border wall, queso dip,

and a Texas fast-food institution, Whataburger.

The Dallas Morning News reports that the show, �Texas: Too Big To Fail?� aimed to present

�alternative facts� about the state during halftime as the Stanford Cardinal played Texas

Christian University.

According to the announcer, it was �sponsored by The Onion and the White House Press Office�

� essentially equating the Trump administration�s communications with the American people to

a satirical internet website.

�Texas has nothing unique about it.

Everything is super normal here!� one announcer from the band said over the speaker system

in the Alamo Dome.

�Yep,� another announcer said.

�For instance, we all know and love waterburger � a fast-food chain that apparently only

serves water.�

And of course, there�s queso, the popular sports drink that Texans use as a refreshing

alternative to Gatorade, yum.�

While the digs at Trump�s wall and Whataburger remarks may have drawn the biggest boos, there

were also digs at the horned frog (the mascot of TCU) and Christmas.

Here�s the performance in its entirety:

Wonderful.

Needless to say, it got a lot of attention, and not of the positive sort.

You may not be surprised to learn that this isn�t the first time that Stanford�s marching

band has nearly gotten booed off the field for its antics.

In fact, the band was banned by the university from performing its skits on road games during

the 2015 season for numerous problems related to alcohol and hazing.

When the ban was lifted, at the 2016 Rose Bowl, University of Iowa fans booed a skit

that included references to cow-tipping and dating site FarmersOnly.com

At least one TCU fan put their finger on what was so revealing about the Trump- and Texas-trashing

halftime show.

Those on the coasts may not may want to face up to it, but their undisguised contempt for

everyone who doesn�t share their liberal beliefs is part of why �flyover country�

went big for Donald Trump in 2016.

Now, as 2018 is upon us, that contempt doesn�t just linger, it predominates.

Thankfully, there is some justice in the world.

Buoyed by a second-half comeback, TCU ended up beating Stanford 39-37.

I hope that contempt was able to keep the team and their marching band warm on what

was likely a very icy flight back to the Bay Area.

H/T Breitbart

Please like and share on Facebook and Twitter with your thoughts on this halftime show.

What do you think is the best response to this band's insulting act?

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Elogio Descritivo | DISCIPLINA POSITIVA - Duration: 5:52.

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Book of James Bible Study - Part 2 - Enjoying Everyday Life - Duration: 28:34.

ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS PAID FOR

BY THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.

JOYCE: THE LORD INTERRUPTED MY PRAYER A FEW YEARS AGO AND

SAID, "STOP PRAYIN' FOR THINGS THAT YOU COULD EASILY DO FOR

PEOPLE AND JUST DON'T WANT TO.

STOP ASKIN' ME TO DO STUFF THAT I'VE ANOINTED YOU TO DO."

[MUSIC]

JOYCE: TRIALS BRING OUT A LOT OF STUFF BEFORE THEY GET AROUND

TO BRINGIN' OUT THE GOOD STUFF THAT'S IN THERE.

I MEAN, THEY BROUGHT FITS OUT OF ME, ANGER, JEALOUSY.

MAN, COULD I SAY SOME STUFF WHEN I GOT MAD.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: ISAIAH 41:10.

DIFFICULTIES OF ALL KINDS ARE IN THE TOOLBOX THAT GOD USES

TO SHARPEN AND REFINE US.

"'FEAR NOT [THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR],"

ISAIAH 41:10: "FEAR NOT [THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR]

FOR I AM WITH YOU; DO NOT LOOK AROUND YOU IN TERROR AND BE

DISMAYED, FOR I AM YOUR GOD.

I WILL STRENGTHEN AND HARDEN YOU TO DIFFICULTIES,"

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

IF GOD STRENGTHENS US AND HARDENS US TO DIFFICULTIES,

WE'LL GET TO THE POINT WHERE THE THINGS THAT SEEM SO HARD NOW

DON'T EVEN FAZE US LATER ON.

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN THAT IN YOUR LIFE

IN CERTAIN SITUATIONS?

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: "YES, I WILL HELP YOU; YES, I WILL HOLD YOU UP AND

RETAIN YOU WITH MY [VICTORIOUS]

RIGHT HAND OF RIGHTNESS AND JUSTICE."

AND I LOVE VERSE 15: "'BEHOLD, I WILL MAKE YOU TO BE A NEW,

SHARP, THRESHING INSTRUMENT WHICH HAS TEETH.'"

NO MORE PACIFIERS.

NO MORE BABY BOTTLES.

NO MORE SQUASHED-UP FRUIT IN A DISH.

GOD'S GONNA GIVE YOU MEAT, AND TEETH TO CHEW IT WITH.

AND THIS WEEKEND WE'RE NOT THROWIN' OUT DESSERT.

WE'RE PUTTIN' OUT MEAT.

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE BEEN AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO

KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT?

PAUL TOLD THE CHRISTIANS, THE CORINTHIAN CHRISTIANS,

HE SAID "I HAVE TO KEEP FEEDIN' YOU WITH MILK.

I CAN'T GIVE YOU MEAT, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT STRONG ENOUGH

TO TAKE IT.

BUT I BELIEVE I GOT THE RIGHT GROUP

AT THE RIGHT TIME THAT ARE READY TO GET ON WITH WHAT GOD

HAS FOR YOUR LIFE.

I'VE GOT THE RIGHT GROUP AT THE RIGHT TIME.

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

JOYCE: AMEN.

YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES, AND YOU'RE READY.

AUDIENCE: YES!

JOYCE: "BEHOLD, I WILL MAKE YOU TO BE A NEW, SHARP,

THRESHING INSTRUMENT WHO HAS TEETH; YOU SHALL THRESH THE

MOUNTAINS AND BEAT THEM SMALL, AND YOU SHALL MAKE

THE HILLS LIKE CHAFF."

AND THEN, REALLY, VERSE 17 IS WHAT GOD'S TRYIN' TO GET TO:

"'THE POOR AND THE NEEDY ARE SEEKING WATER WHEN THERE

IS NONE; THEIR TONGUES ARE PARCHED WITH THIRST.

I THE LORD WILL ANSWER THEM; I, THE GOD OF ISRAEL,

WILL NOT FORSAKE THEM.'"

AND WHAT IS HE SAYING HERE.

IF YOU READ ALL THIS IN CONTEXT, HE'S GONNA ANSWER THEM

THROUGH YOU.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: SEE, GOD IS TRYING TO GET US TO THE POINT WHERE WE CAN

GET OURSELVES OFF OF OUR MIND LONG ENOUGH THAT WE CAN BE

WHAT TIMOTHY SAYS IS A, "VESSEL FIT FOR THE MASTER'S

USE."

AMEN?

AUDIENCE: AMEN.

JOYCE: SO HE CAN WORK THROUGH YOU AT YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT.

SO HE CAN WORK THROUGH YOU IN YOUR SCHOOLS.

SO HE CAN WORK THROUGH YOU IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOODS,

WITH YOUR UNSAVED FAMILY.

SO HE CAN WORK THROUGH YOU.

PEOPLE ARE SEEKING WATER WHERE THERE IS NONE.

PEOPLE WANT HELP.

THEY NEED HELP.

NOW, WE'RE GOOD AT PRAYIN' FOR PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

"OH, GOD, HELP THEM."

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: "GOD, PLEASE HELP THEM.

GOD, WOULD YOU PROVIDE WHATEVER FOR SO AND SO?"

THE LORD INTERRUPTED MY PRAYER A FEW YEARS AGO AND SAID,

"STOP PRAYIN' FOR THINGS THAT YOU COULD EASILY DO FOR PEOPLE

AND JUST DON'T WANT TO.

STOP ASKIN' ME TO DO STUFF THAT I'VE ANOINTED YOU TO DO.

HELLO?"

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: WELL, IT'S THE TRUTH, ISN'T IT?

WHAT IF EVERY TIME SOMEBODY HAS A PROBLEM, WE SAY,

"GOD, SHOW ME IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO DO

IN THIS SITUATION"?

I HEARD ONE FAINT--

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: I'M NOT SURE IF THAT WAS A CLAP OR NOT, BUT--

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: SOUNDED LIKE SOMEBODY STARTED TO CLAP

AND THEN DECIDED TO QUIT.

I WASN'T SURE.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: NOW, LET ME SAY THAT TRIALS ARE NOT EVIDENCE

OF GOD'S DISPLEASURE AND ANGER.

WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY HAVIN' A TRIAL, THE LAST THING YOU NEED

IS CONDEMNATION HEAPED ON TOP OF YOU

THAT YOU HAVE SOME BIG SIN IN YOUR LIFE THAT HAS NOW

CAUSED THIS PROBLEM.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND ISN'T THAT THE FIRST PLACE OUR MINDS

GO SOMETIMES?

I WAS MINISTERING TO A WOMAN SOMETIME OVER THE PAST YEAR,

AND SHE HAD AN AUTISTIC SON, AND ACTUALLY, GOD JUST GAVE ME

A WORD OF WISDOM IN A MEETING.

I DIDN'T KNOW THE WOMAN, BUT I SAW A CHILD

ABOUT 9 YEARS OLD WITH BROWN HAIR, AND I KNEW

THAT HIS MOTHER FELT GUILTY, LIKE IT WAS HER FAULT

THAT HE WAS AUTISTIC.

AND SO I JUST SHARED THAT.

AND SURE ENOUGH, WITHIN 24 HOURS,

THE WOMAN GOT AHOLD OF MIKE AND SAID,

"WELL, HERE'S MY 9-YEAR-OLD SON WITH THE BROWN HAIR.

AND THAT WAS EXACTLY RIGHT.

I HAVE FELT GUILTY EVER SINCE HE WAS BORN,

LIKE MAYBE I DID SOMETHIN' WRONG AND IT WAS MY FAULT."

THE DEVIL LOVES TO LOAD US DOWN WITH GUILT AND CONDEMNATION

ABOUT EVERYTHING, BUT GOD LOVES TO HELP US.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND SEE, THE THING YOU'RE GONNA READ

IN A FEW MINUTES IS EVEN IF THROUGH OUR OWN

STUPIDITY WE DID GET OURSELVES IN TROUBLE, WHICH IS THE CASE

A LOT OF TIMES, GOD STILL WILL HELP US IF WE ASK HIM TO.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: NOW, WHO COULD GET UPSET ABOUT A DEAL LIKE THAT?

SO, JUST A FEW THINGS THAT, WAYS THAT TRIALS CAN HELP YOU.

BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WANNA KNOW HOW THEY CAN HELP YOU, RIGHT?

[LAUGHING]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: OKAY, I'M EXCITED.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: WELL, THEY TRAIN US AND THEY FORCE US TO USE OUR

FAITH, AND EVENTUALLY, WE BECOME STABLE

DURING THE STORMS OF LIFE.

NUMBER TWO, THEY HUMBLE US.

THERE'S NOTHING THAT WILL HUMBLE YOU QUICKER THAN TO HAVE

SOMETHING THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HANDLE AND HAVE TO GO TO

SOMEBODY ELSE AND ASK FOR HELP.

2 CORINTHIANS 12:7, ONE BIBLICAL EXAMPLE.

THE APOSTLE PAUL, WHO WAS HAVING SUCH TREMENDOUS REVELATIONS FROM

GOD, WAS ACTUALLY TAKEN UP TO THE THIRD HEAVEN AND SAW THINGS

THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE.

AND YET, THE BIBLE SAYS IN 2 CORINTHIANS 12:7:

"AND TO KEEP ME FROM BEING PUFFED UP AND TOO MUCH ELATED

BY THE EXCEEDING GREATNESS OF THESE REVELATIONS,

THERE WAS GIVEN ME A THORN (A SPLINTER) IN THE FLESH,

A MESSENGER OF SATAN, TO RACK AND BUFFET

AND HARASS ME, TO KEEP ME FROM BEING

EXCESSIVELY EXALTED."

NOW, THERE HAS BEEN SO MUCH CONVERSATION ABOUT

WHAT PAUL'S THORN WAS.

AND I FRANKLY DON'T CARE.

THE POINT WAS HE DIDN'T LIKE IT, AND HE BEGGED GOD

TO GET RID OF IT, AND GOD SAID, "NO, MY GRACE IS

SUFFICIENT FOR YOU.

BECAUSE OF ALL THESE WONDERFUL THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING

THROUGH YOU, AND ALL THESE THINGS THAT I'M SHOWING YOU,

WE GOTTA HAVE A LITTLE BIT IF ABASING HERE TO KEEP THINGS

IN BALANCE."

AND YOU KNOW, OVER IN PHILIPPIANS, PAUL SAID,

"I'VE LEARNED HOW TO BE CONTENT WHETHER I'M ABASED

OR ABOUNDING."

AND YEARS AGO, AS I STUDIED THAT, I THOUGHT,

"WHAT WAS IT THAT HE LEARNED?"

HE SAID, "I'VE LEARNED HOW TO BE CONTENT."

WHAT WAS IT THAT THE LEARNED THAT KEPT HIM THAT STABLE

AND THAT MUCH THE SAME, WHETHER HE LIKED HIS

CIRCUMSTANCES OR HE DIDN'T?

AND ISN'T THAT WHERE WE WANNA BE?

AUDIENCE: YES.

JOYCE: YOU DON'T WANNA HAVE A LOUSY CIRCUMSTANCE COME ALONG

AND RUIN YOUR WEEK, DO YA?

YOU DON'T WANNA HAVE SOMEBODY ELSE DO SOMETHING THAT YOU

COULDN'T CONTROL, AND NOW HAVE TO GIVE UP YOUR JOY BECAUSE

THEY DECIDED TO HAVE A BAD DAY.

THAT'S NOT WHAT JESUS DIED FOR US TO HAVE.

HE WANTS US TO HAVE PEACE AND JOY, AND TO BE STABLE,

AND TO HAVE IT ALL THE TIME, NO MATTER WHAT'S GOING ON IN

OUR CIRCUMSTANCES, AMEN?

AUDIENCE: AMEN.

JOYCE: SATAN IS THE GOD OF THIS WORLD, AND HE CAN MESS

AROUND WITH OUR CIRCUMSTANCES.

BUT IF WE TRUST GOD, HE WILL USE EVERY ONE OF THEM TO OUR GOOD.

THEY WILL HELP US GROW SPIRITUALLY.

AND AS WE STAY STRONG IN HIM, THEN WE WILL SEE ADDITIONAL

BLESSINGS IN OUR LIFE ACCORDING TO WHAT GOD KNOWS

THAT WE CAN HANDLE.

AND SO PAUL SAID, "I'VE LEARNED, I'VE LEARNED HOW TO BE CONTENT,

SATISFIED TO THE POINT WHERE I'M NOT DISTURBED."

BEING CONTENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU NEVER WANNA SEE ANY CHANGE

IN YOUR LIFE.

THERE'S ALL KINDS OF THINGS THAT I WANNA SEE CHANGED,

AND ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE THAT I WANNA SEE CHANGED.

BUT THANKFULLY, I'VE COME TO THE POINT WHERE I'M NOT UPSET

ABOUT IT NOW.

I'M NOT LOSING MY JOY.

YOU KNOW WHY?

I'M REALLY WELL AWARE THAT ONLY GOD CAN CHANGE IT.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND ME BEIN' UPSET ABOUT IT'S NOT GONNA GET HIM

TO MOVE ANY FASTER.

AND SO HE SAID, "I'VE LEARNED HOW TO BE CONTENT WHETHER

I'M ABASED OR ABOUNDING."

AND HE SAID THAT BECAUSE HE TRUSTED GOD SO MUCH THAT HE KNEW

THAT IF HE WAS GOING THROUGH A TERM OF DIFFICULTY,

THAT THERE WAS A REASON FOR IT.

EVEN IF HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT, HE TRUSTED GOD TO WORK IT OUT

FOR HIS GOOD.

CAN WE BELIEVE THAT ALL THINGS WORK TOGETHER FOR OUR GOOD

IF WE TRUST GOD?

ALL THINGS.

BUT LET'S BE ABLE TO BELIEVE THAT WHILE WE'RE IN IT.

SEE, I WANTED TO BE ABLE TO SAY LAST WEEK WHEN I WAS GOING

THROUGH MY LITTLE THING, AND IT WAS A LITTLE THING,

BELIEVE ME.

IT WAS NOTHIN' TO EVEN CRAB ABOUT.

BUT IT WAS JUST A LITTLE THING.

BUT AS I WAS GOIN' THROUGH IT I THOUGHT, "NOW, GOD,

I WANNA GO THROUGH THIS THE WAY I'M SUPPOSED TO

GO THROUGH IT.

AND SO HELP ME NOW."

SEE, A LOT OF TIMES WE CAN GO THROUGH VERY DIFFICULT THINGS,

AND 3, 4 YEARS DOWN THE ROAD, WE CAN LOOK BACK AND SAY,

"OH, YEAH, YEAH, I SEE HOW GOD USED THAT

IN MY LIFE.

IT WORKED OUT FOR GOOD."

CAN ANY OF YOU THINK OF STUFF LIKE THAT RIGHT NOW?

"I SEE HOW GOD USED THAT IN MY LIFE.

IT WORKED OUT GOOD."

BUT GOD WANTS US TO GET IT ON THIS SIDE.

SEE?

THE ISRAELITES DANCED AND SANG, BUT THEY DID IT ON THE WRONG

SIDE OF THE RED SEA.

THEY WAITED TILL THEY GOT THROUGH THE RED SEA,

AND THEN THEY HAD A PARTY.

GOD WANTED 'EM TO DANCE ON THIS SIDE WHEN THEY WERE FACING IT.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AMEN?

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: THEY REMIND US TO BE TOTALLY DEPENDENT ON GOD.

THEY HELP US DEVELOP CHARACTER.

AND WE GIVE GLORY TO GOD.

REVELATION 12:11 SAYS: "WE OVERCOME HIM,"

HIM BEING SATAN, "BY THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB AND BY

THE UTTERANCE OF OUR TESTIMONY."

WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE A TESTIMONY WITHOUT A TEST.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: TEST-IMONY.

WHAT WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE OF IS THAT WHEN WE'RE DONE,

WE DON'T JUST HAVE THE MOANIES.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: AND STILL DON'T HAVE A TESTIMONY.

BECAUSE IN GOD'S ECONOMY, IF YOU DON'T PASS THE TEST,

YOU GET TO TAKE IT AGAIN.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: NOW, PATIENCE.

[LAUGHING]

PATIENCE, PATIENCE, PATIENCE.

WELL, WE HAD A PIECE OF PROPERTY WE NEEDED TO SELL.

WELL, I'LL PUT IT LIKE THIS.

I WANTED TO SELL IT.

I DON'T KNOW IF "NEED" IS THE RIGHT WORD,

BUT I WANTED TO SELL IT.

SO 3 AND 1/2 YEARS, WE DIDN'T EVEN GET AN OFFER.

AND 3 AND 1/2 YEARS IS A LONG TIME FOR ME TO WAIT.

NOW, DAVE COULDN'T HAVE CARED LESS IF WE SOLD IN 2 DAYS

OR 10 YEARS, YOU KNOW?

BECAUSE HE'S JUST LIKE, "IT'LL SELL AT THE RIGHT TIME.

GOD'LL SELL IT AT THE RIGHT TIME."

YOU KNOW, SOMETIME, IF YOU NEED TO GROW IN PATIENCE

AND YOU'RE AROUND SOMEBODY THAT'S REALLY PATIENT,

AREN'T THEY ANNOYING?

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: AND SO, OKAY, I MEAN, I'M PRAYIN' ABOUT THIS PIECE

OF PROPERTY.

I'M GETTING PEOPLE TO AGREE WITH ME ABOUT SELLING THIS PIECE

OF PROPERTY.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: I'M REBUKING THE DEVIL BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING

ANY OFFERS ON MY PROPERTY.

I'M CONFESSING THAT MY PROPERTY IS SOLD, IN JESUS' NAME.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: AND ONE MORNING I STARTED TO TALK TO THE LORD

AGAIN ABOUT THE PROPERTY, AND HE SAID, "WILL YOU FORGET

THAT PROPERTY?"

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: "WILL YOU JUST FORGET THAT PROPERTY

AND LET ME TAKE CARE OF IT?"

NOW, DON'T MISS THE SECOND HALF OF WHAT I SAID.

"WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT IT?"

SEE, SOME OF YOU HAVE ISSUES AND YOU'VE JUST BEEN CAMPED

ON TOP OF 'EM SO LONG THAT GOD COULDN'T GET A CHANCE

TO HELP YOU IF HE TRIED.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: YOU ALMOST GOTTA GET TO THE POINT WHERE

YOU JUST FLAT-OUT DON'T CARE.

AND IT'S LIKE, "IT'S UP TO YOU."

"WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT THAT?"

NOW, AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I'M TELLIN' YOU THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH.

IN 2 WEEKS IT SOLD.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: NOW, IT WOULD COME BACK TO MY MIND, AND I WOULD

JUST SAY, "NOPE, GOD'S TAKIN' CARE OF THAT."

[LAUGHING]

NOW, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SAYIN' THAT YOU CAN'T PRAY

ABOUT THINGS FOR A LONG TIME.

BUT I WILL BE HONEST AND SAY I THINK THERE COMES A TIME

WHERE WE DON'T NEED TO PRAY ABOUT SOMETHIN' ANYMORE.

[LAUGHING]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: MAYBE IF IT COMES TO YOUR MIND, YOU JUST SAY,

"THANK YOU, GOD.

YOU'RE TAKIN' CARE OF THAT."

THAT'S A TYPE OF PRAYER TOO, YOU KNOW?

BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO JUST KEEP ASKIN' FOR THE SAME THING OVER

AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

NOW, "WHEN A MAN IS FULLY PATIENT," JAMES SAYS,

"THEY'RE PERFECT AND ENTIRE, LACKING NOTHING."

NOW, THAT'S AN AMAZING SCRIPTURE.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT BASICALLY MEANS, IF I CAN JUST GIVE IT

TO YA IN THE SHORT WAY OF WHAT I THINK?

I THINK IT MEANS WHEN WE BECOME FULLY PATIENT, WE SO TRUST GOD

FOR HIS TIMING, HIS WAY, THAT WE KNOW THAT GOD

WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.

WE KNOW THAT GOD WILL DO WHAT WE'VE ASKED IF INDEED THAT

IS HIS WILL.

AND TO BE HONEST, I BELIEVE THE CHURCH WORLDWIDE

NEEDS TO GROW SPIRITUALLY TO THE POINT WHERE WE REALLY

TRULY DON'T WANT ANYTHING THAT'S NOT GOD'S WILL.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: BECAUSE WE CAN'T BE HAPPY WITH ANYTHING

THAT'S NOT GOD'S WILL.

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH I WANT IT.

IF IT'S NOT RIGHT FOR ME, THEN INSTEAD OF TRYIN'

TO FINAGLE AROUND AND FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET IT--AMEN?

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: YOU KNOW, THERE'S A SCRIPTURE IN PSALMS,

I THINK IT'S IN 106, WHERE WHEN THE ISRAELITES

GOT TIRED OF MANNA, THEY GOT TIRED OF THEIR MIRACLE

BREAD, THEY WANTED MEAT.

"GIVE US MEAT. GIVE US MEAT.

GIVE US MEAT."

AND SO THE BIBLE SAYS THAT GOD WAS UNABLE TO RESTRAIN

THEIR INSISTENT DESIRE.

THEY JUST KEPT IT UP AND KEPT IT UP AND KEPT IT UP.

AND SO HE SAID, "OKAY, YOU WANT MEAT?

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU MEAT."

AND HE GAVE 'EM MEAT.

AND THEY HAD MEAT TO EAT TILL IT WAS RUNNIN' OUT THEIR NOSTRILS.

AND THEN IT SAYS, "BUT HE SENT LEANNESS INTO THEIR SOULS."

SO, SEE, I MAY CRAB AROUND ENOUGH TO GET WHAT I WANT.

GOD MAY EVEN SOMETIMES GIVE US WHAT WE DEMAND TO SHOW US

IT'S NOT REALLY WHAT WE WANT.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AMEN?

"OH, YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT?

OKAY, HERE."

BUT THEN IF WE HAVE LEANNESS IN OUR SOULS, IF WE'RE NOT HAPPY

INSIDE AND WE'RE NOT CONTENT INSIDE--SOME OF YOU THINK YOU'D

JUST BE HAPPY IF YOU HAD MORE MONEY.

AND I'M NOT AT ALL AGAINST HAVIN' MORE MONEY.

I MEAN, MONEY'S A COMFORTABLE THING TO HAVE.

BUT THE WORLD IS FULL OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE GAZOODLES OF MONEY

AND THEY ARE SO MISERABLE.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: SO WE HAVE TO SEE THINGS FOR WHAT THEY ARE.

NOW, JAMES 1:6 THROUGH 8.

WE HAVE NOW MADE IT THROUGH FIVE VERSES.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: I CAN SEE I'M NOT GONNA GET DONE.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: BUT AS LONG AS WE GET THE GOOD STUFF,

THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT, RIGHT?

JAMES 1:6 THROUGH 8: "ONLY IT MUST BE IN FAITH

THAT HE ASKS," WELL, HE STARTS OUT AND HE SAYS,

"IF ANY MAN, YOU KNOW, NEEDS ANYTHING,

LET HIM ASK GOD WHO GIVES TO ALL MEN LIBERALLY,

WITHOUT GRUDGING OR FINDING FAULT WITH HIM."

SO THAT REFERS BACK TO WHAT I SAID ABOUT EVEN IF YOU GOT

YOURSELF IN TROUBLE, GOD WILL HELP YOU.

AND HE DOES IT WITHOUT BLAMING YOU.

"IF ANY OF YOU IS DEFICIENT IN WISDOM, LET HIM ASK

OF THE GIVING GOD [WHO GIVES] TO EVERYONE

LIBERALLY AND UNGRUDGINGLY, WITHOUT REPROACHING

OR FAULTFINDING, AND IT WILL BE GIVEN HIM."

SEE, IF SOMEBODY HASN'T DONE RIGHT BY ME,

IF I'M GONNA HELP 'EM, I'M GONNA LET 'EM KNOW,

"WELL, I'M GONNA HELP YOU, BUT LET'S DON'T FORGET."

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: BUT GOD IS NOT LIKE THAT.

HE JUST HELPS US.

AND THEN IN VERSE 6 SAYS: "ONLY IT MUST BE IN FAITH THAT

HE ASKS WITH NO WAVERING (NO HESITATING, NO DOUBTING).

FOR THE ONE WHO (HESITATES AND DOUBTS) IS LIKE THE BILLOWING

SURGE OUT AT SEA THAT IS BLOWN HITHER AND THITHER

AND TOSSED BY THE WIND.

FOR TRULY, LET NOT SUCH A PERSON IMAGINE HE WILL RECEIVE

ANYTHING [HE ASKS FOR] FROM THE LORD, [FOR BEING AS HE IS]

A MAN OF TWO MINDS (HESITATING, DUBIOUS, IRRESOLUTE), [HE IS]

UNSTABLE AND UNRELIABLE AND UNCERTAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING

[HE THINKS, FEELS, AND DECIDES]"

NOW, HERE'S THE LONG AND THE SHORT OF WHAT I WANNA SAY

TO YA ABOUT THIS.

IF WE'RE GONNA BELIEVE GOD, LET US MAKE UP OUR MINDS

TO BELIEVE GOD.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND LET'S DON'T DECIDE IN THE MORNING WE'RE GONNA

BELIEVE GOD, AND THEN BY NOON, WE'RE FULL OF DOUBT AGAIN.

NOW WE'RE GONNA BELIEVE GOD AGAIN.

THEN WE'RE FULL OF DOUBT AGAIN.

NOW, I BELIEVE THAT WE'RE FREE FROM FEAR AND DOUBT,

BUT I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHIN' THAT I'VE RECENTLY LEARNED,

AND IT'S JUST MAYBE A WAY TO PUT IT THAT IS HELPFUL.

JUST BECAUSE JESUS DIED TO SET US FREE FROM SOMETHING

DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT DISAPPEARS.

WE'RE FREE FROM FEAR.

BUT EVERY ONE OF IN THIS ROOM WILL EXPERIENCE FEAR

AT DIFFERENT TIMES IN OUR LIFE.

BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL SOMETHING, OR BECAUSE

YOU'RE TEMPTED WITH SOMETHING, DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO

GIVE INTO IT.

SEE, WE CAN HAVE A STRONG ENOUGH FAITH THAT IT WILL CONTROL US.

AND SO WHAT WE NEED TO LEARN TO DO IS DOUBT OUR DOUBTS.

SO IF I'VE SET MY MIND TO TRUST GOD, AND THEN DOUBT COMES IN,

TRIES TO COME IN, I ACTUALLY NEED TO SAY,

"I NEED TO DO WHAT JESUS DID."

THE BIBLE SAYS HE IGNORED THOSE THINGS.

HE OVERHEARD THEM, BUT HE IGNORED THEM.

YOU CAN HEAR THE DEVIL BUT STILL NOT PAY ATTENTION TO HIM.

YOU CAN HEAR HIM AND STILL DECIDE, "I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.

GOD IS FAITHFUL.

GOD WILL DO IT."

"YEAH, WELL, WHEN'S HE GONNA DO IT?"

"I DON'T KNOW WHEN HE'S GONNA DO IT,

BUT HE'LL DO IT, AND HE'LL DO IT."

LEARN TO TALK BACK TO THE DEVIL.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: "THE DEVIL?"

YES, THE DEVIL.

WE HAVE AN ENEMY.

"THE THIEF COMES ONLY TO STEAL, KILL, AND DESTROY.

JESUS CAME THAT WE MIGHT HAVE A GOOD LIFE."

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: THE ENEMY HAS TO BE RESISTED.

NOW, LISTEN, IF WE ASK FOR ANYTHING IN JESUS' NAME THAT

IS ACCORDING TO THE WILL OF GOD FOR US, WE WILL GET IT.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN.

IF WE ASK FOR ANYTHING THAT IS ACCORDING

TO THE WILL OF GOD FOR US, THAT MEANS IT'S AT

THE RIGHT TIME IN MY LIFE, "IS THIS THE RIGHT THING

FOR ME?

AM I SPIRITUALLY MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS?"

IF I ASK FOR ANYTHING IN JESUS' NAME,

BECAUSE WHEN YOU ASK IN JESUS' NAME,

YOU'RE NOT PRESENTING TO GOD WHO YOU ARE.

YOU'RE PRESENTING UNTO HIM ALL THAT JESUS IS.

SO WHEN WE ASK IN JESUS' NAME, IF IT IS THE WILL OF GOD,

GOD MUST, ACCORDING TO HIS WORD, DO IT BECAUSE HE IS NOT A MAN

THAT HE SHOULD LIE.

BUT WE HAVE NO IDEA WHEN HE WILL DO IT.

THEREFORE, IF WE WANT TO ENJOY THE JOURNEY,

WE NEED TO LEARN PATIENCE.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND WE ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE TO BE UPSET ABOUT WAITING,

BECAUSE WE CAN SAY, "THIS WILL HAPPEN

IN THE RIGHT WAY AT THE RIGHT TIME."

C'MON, "IN THE RIGHT WAY AT THE RIGHT TIME."

DON'T JUST TELL OTHER PEOPLE, "WELL, JUST BE PATIENT.

YOUR TIMES ARE IN THE LORD'S HAND."

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: DON'T JUST GIVE ADVICE TO OTHER PEOPLE.

TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE.

WHAT WOULD YOU TELL SOMEBODY ELSE IF THEY HAD YOUR PROBLEM?

WHAT KIND OF AN ATTITUDE WOULD YOU TELL THEM TO HAVE IF THEY

WERE GOIN' THROUGH WHAT YOU'RE GOIN' THROUGH RIGHT NOW?

SEE, ALL WE GOTTA DO IS JUST TAKE OUR OWN ADVICE,

AND WE'LL BE IN GOOD SHAPE.

[LAUGHING]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: MARK CHAPTER 5, VERSE 35.

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PIECES OF SCRIPTURE, ESPECIALLY

TEACHIN' ALONG THESE LINES.

I WROTE BESIDE THIS SCRIPTURE: "I LOVE IT!"

"WHILE HE WAS STILL SPEAKING, THERE CAME SOME FROM THE RULER'S

HOUSE, WHO SAID [TO JAIRUS], 'YOUR DAUGHTER HAS DIED.'"

NOW, JESUS WAS ON HIS WAY TO HEAL THIS MAN'S DAUGHTER AND

SOMEBODY ELSE INTERRUPTED HIM, AND HE STOPPED AND TOOK THE TIME

TO DEAL WITH THEIR PROBLEM.

AND IN THE MEANTIME, THIS REPORT COMES.

"YOU'RE TOO LATE.

YOUR DAUGHTER HAS DIED."

WELL, NOW, YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW THE FATHER MIGHT HAVE FELT

AND WHAT HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN TEMPTED TO SAY.

"WELL, YOU WERE ON YOUR WAY TO HELP ME, AND IF YOU WOULDN'T

HAVE FOOLED AROUND WITH HER, THEN NOW MY DAUGHTER'S DIED,"

AND NAH, NAH, NAH.

YOU KNOW HOW WE ARE.

"'DON'T EVEN DISTRESS THE TEACHER ANYMORE.' OVERHEARING

BUT IGNORING WHAT THEY SAID, JESUS SAID TO THE RULER OF

THE SYNAGOGUE, 'DO NOT BE SEIZED WITH ALARM AND STRUCK WITH FEAR;

ONLY KEEP ON BELIEVING,'" WOW.

JOYCE: WELL, I SAID IT TODAY, BUT IT'S WORTH REPEATING.

OUR TRIALS ARE NOT NECESSARILY EVIDENCE OF GOD'S DISPLEASURE

OR ANGER.

THAT THEY DEVELOP US AND THEY TRAIN US TO USE OUR FAITH.

"SO COUNT IT ALL JOY WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER VARIOUS TRIALS."

NOW, IF YOU MISSED ANY PART OF TODAY'S TEACHING, OR IF

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TOP 5 GOSSIP IN JAPAN in the entertainment world - Duration: 5:45.

A new chapter opens, the Seba Gossip

our idol is going to do a rank about the 5 most wow scandals that happened in Japan

Hello guys I'm Sebastiano Serafini and today's video is a bit improvised

because I'm in front of the Pisa tower and I need to talk about something!

Today I'm doing a video that I wanted to do some time ago

Today I'm talking about the 5 most ... scandals in Japan

on fifth place there is maybe one of my favorites

I turn on the TV, I didn't saw it live though...

I heard about it. Imagine a common Japanese person

that turns on the TV to watch the news

and sees this very famous announcer

and when he sais Good morning his wig falls off^^

and the thing is that before the report starts

you can see the other faces

it was a unforgettable scene...

so, this is the 5th place

on the 4th place we find another beautiful news

I don't know if you know her, but she was a very famous idol during 2004-2007

she was one of this web-star phenomenon

everybody wanted her, because she did some exposed pictures

on the internet

she was a foreigner, half chinese - half filippino

and she lives in LA

she became super famous, and they called her to come to Japan

she also signed a contract with Virgin

and she did a cover for the fever single

and what did happen? ...when she signed to Shonen Magazine

they paid her a lot for some exclusive pictures and she became very famous

but then at her first live show of her tour

she made an announcment that she was pregnant and that she will merry soon her stylist

and in like 1 week she lost all her fans and everybody did forgot her

and above of that her relationship with that man didn't go that well, so a lot of problems did happen...

if she didn't said that, she would still be famous

and also my frined Shintaro, that was in my Escape to infinity MV

did teach her Japanese while her staying in Japan

and he said to me that she threw a computer out of the window

and so this is also a reason why many foreign people find it hard to enter in the world of entertainment here

that happened to many foreign people...

maybe I'm going to talk about that in another video

now we arrive at the podium

on third position we have Erika, I've met her also

she is a nice and beautiful person, but one morning she did wake up

she went to her movie premiere

and they gave her some scissors to cut the tape at the inauguration of the movie

and she was there like...it's a thing that you can't do in Japan

it's really impolite!

and then the jounalist did ask her about the movie and she was like... don't know...

and because of that for some years she couldn't work in Japan

at second place we have one of the SMAP

I don't remember who...

well, he was drunk in Kasaka

and they found him naked and drunk in a Park

it's not that big deal, but because of that he couldn't work on television for some years

but now he's back...

now we're going to speak about the first one!

on place number one we have

Minami from the AKB

it's a really sad story, she was seen going out of a mans house

and so everybody discovered that she had a boyfriend ! OMG

and that she spent the night at his house

and so a big scandal, because on the AKB contract you can't have a relationship

so, when that happened she had to leave the agency

and so what did she do? she took the razor and cut off all her hair and that video went viral

and that was her way of saying sorry

however this were the 5 scandals of Japan

let me know which one you liked the most in the comments

and to finish, I leave you again the clip of the man with the wig.

See you next time!

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Some people think that vaccine

against measles cause autism,

and refuse to vaccinate their kids.

They are dead wrong.

It''s nonsense.

It''s dangerous nonsense.

This myth is based on an article by

Andrew Wakefield in the medical journal

the Lancet in 1998.

But no other study confirmed it.

After a while, it turned out that

Wakefield had been paid by lawyers who

sued over alleged vaccine damage,

and he had manipulated the study.

The article was retracted by the Lancet,

and its editor called the article "utterly

false." But the damage was done,

vaccination compliance dropped in many

countries, and we saw more cases of

measles –and more deaths.

So what explains the increase in autism?

We don't know for sure, but if we don't

know, we don't make stuff up,

we do more research.

It might even be that there is no real increase;

it''s just that we pay more

attention to it nowadays.

One study showed that symptoms of autism

were stable at the same time as we saw

the rise in autism diagnoses.

So what are you waiting for?

Stop watching old YouTube clips,

and go and vaccinate your kids.

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Best Russian Language Textbooks For Intermediate Students – Лучшие учебники РКИ - Duration: 9:10.

Hello everyone! Here we are again with amazing Anastasia Semina, the Russian language teacher

And we continue speaking about the Russian language textbooks

Last time we talked about the books for beginners, and today...

There will be books for level... A2-B1

approximately like that, more advanced students

don't forget that we'll be talking in Russian, and it will be really fast,

so you better go to the settings and use English subtitles

Here we go! Ok, let's start!

Now I want to tell you about the books that I use with my students

who are more advanced, level A2 and starting B1

I'll start with the textbook "Jili-byli"

which is a part 2 of the blue book "Jili-byli"

This one...

You can understand that they're from the same series

But this textbook I like more that the blue one,

because here they have very concrete and interesting subjects,

And a lot of materials to...

to discuss the new topic, to learn new vocabulary

to talk if it's a lesson in a group or with a teacher

For example, the first lesson is...

No, let's not pick the first one...

Let's pick the lesson "Family"

For example...

For example, if we open the second lesson, "Family"

here they give...

some text with a lot of useful vocabulary

of course there is grammar

I mean grammar exercises

And a lot of speaking exercises, where you can

discuss topics such as "should young people stay with parents?" or "is it normal when a woman works and a man stays at home with a baby?"

and so on

This textbooks also includes audio and a workbook

Oh finally! Show it! Show it and brag:)

Another textbook for more advanced levels,

pre-intermediate level

A2-B1

"Russian souvenir 2", second book for the "Russian souvenir 1"

Here is the more difficult material, more difficult texts

Now about bragging... Yes, show it!

The author of these books, Irina Mozelova...

We've been friends for more than a year, and I made an interview with her

where she was telling about her first textbook

And for the second textbook... She was making it with video materials

Each unit includes video materials

She offered to participate

She took 2 of my videos

from my channel

and made exercises based on them

for example, in this lesson she used...

she used a video that I made in my hometown

in Arkhangelsk

is it correct – "hometown"? Yes.

This video...

For example, on this page

Right here...

Beauty...

So, here she used my video from Arkhangelsk, my hometown

and I was asking people why they like the north, and why they like to live in Arkhangelsk

And she made an exercise based on this video

And another video from my channel she used

it's an interview with a chef from an Italian cafe

it's a very funny video

I recommend watching it

And the exercises are about this video

And the book in general is very bright

I don't know if you can see... I think yes

So, it's bright and well-structured

New vocabulary, new speaking patterns

New words...

My lord, I can't find the words...

When we have some patterns for speaking?

Useful phrases, something like that

They have new words, new speaking patterns

that are useful for daily...

for everyday life

Also there are lots of listening exercises, there's a CD with high quality audio

And again, I'm not tired of saying this

when the book is bright and colourful...

it's even nice to touch

Pure pleasure to work with it

There is a workbook too

But the way, the workbook is colourful too. Yes, the quality is amazing

And if you look into the workbook, there's not only grammar

but also texts and vocabulary

interesting tasks

And they have it on Amazon

Russian souvenir?

I know for sure that they sell it in the stores of Moscow and St. Petersburg

but also you can contact the author

Irina can send them too

I think I saw it on Amazon

so I guess you can order them there

And for even more advanced levels, not even A2

but B1-B2

I use the books by Stanislav Chernyshov "Poekhaly" 2.1 and 2.2

I like them because of the serious approach

The materials that are used in the lessons

What am I saying? What's wrong with me today?

Materials from this book are organised in the way to make students speak a lot

A lot of questions for discussions

and lots of them are controversial

I know that Stanislav likes these kinds of questions, to make students talk

Also they have audios

listening exercises

where a student listens and picks the answer

it's also bright

lots of pictures and illustrations

Grammar is presented very well

Visually well done

some points can be seen in different angles, and I understand that I like this method of explanation

For example, they give verbs in groups

Like verbs вставать, уставать, and they practice them

It's a nightmare for foreigners

And the second part, Poekhali 2

This one is even more serious

I don't know if they sell it on Amazon. I don't know either

I'm not sure

But you can buy them in Moscow and Petersburg

By the way, I remember that I saw a list...

May I have a look?

The list of stores where you can buy the book abroad

I guess it's not in this one

I guess they have information on the site

Maybe you can order it on Internet

So, this is a basic collection of textbooks

Like this...

Actually we've selected the best ones

There are much more textbooks

about the Russian language

here are some you should try

I guess we'll end in Russian too?

Thank you very much Nastya

for this little tour to the library...

of the Russian language student

I guess that's it. Be sure to subscribe to Nastya's channel. All the links you'll find below

Thanks! Bye-bye!

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Les Brown - Find Yourself When You're Feeling Lost (Les Brown Motivation) - Duration: 5:24.

Les Brown► and I went for a walk in a park thinking about this guy whose life was so

promising and I mean he wasn't an old guy he was quite young in fact and I

thought about all of the things that he said he was going to do and he never got

a chance to do those things and I start thinking about my own life and how much

time I had left to do the things that I would like to do and at that time I

wasn't sure what my life purpose was what my life's work was I wasn't sure

about it at that time and I thought about it quite a lot I had some idea but

I wasn't convinced that I don't think I felt worthy I didn't believe that it

could be me to do this kind of work that I'm doing right now and I say to you

that if you begin to take a conscious effort to find out what it is that

you're supposed to do I say that it can literally save your life I said that it

can literally save your life 85% of the American public according to recent

studies of going to jobs that they hate working on jobs that do not challenge

them they get sick thinking about going because see when you go to a job and you

already know how far you can go you can already see that proverbial glass

ceiling see when you're going someplace and you already know how much you're

going to make you already know how far you can go you're in a dead-end position

it erodes your self-esteem it lowers your sense of yourself

it creates an inner turmoil it creates an emptiness in you so I say

that your life is worth finding what it is that you're supposed to do and I'm

not saying quit your job I'm saying find it and do just a little bit of just not

working at it just a little bit but do find out what your work is

hold onto it and don't let your dream go don't let it go see and here's something

else I want you to begin to look at why is it that most people don't pursue

their dreams so don't do better than what they're doing if they're capable of

doing it I think that many of us don't go the next step because we don't know

what to do yet and I say that that the reason that we don't even explore the

possibility of what to do is because subconsciously we don't believe that it

can happen for us and we don't believe that we deserve it so here's what I'm

suggesting how much time do you spend working on you how much time do you

spend every day working on your dream in the last 90 days how many books have you

read and the last year what new skill or knowledge have you

acquired what kind of investment have you made in you so I'm saying that as

you begin to look at where you want to go if you want to make it today and

things are changing so fast you have to literally run to standstill I'm saying

that you've got to make some conscious effort to begin to work to develop you

here's something else most people are not living their dreams because of fear

ladies and gentlemen fear limited vision and lack of self esteem is what keep

most people doing things they don't want to do the same reason that people stay

in relationships where they're abused are they're unhappy or it's unfulfilled

they can't see themselves beyond that relationship they can't see themselves

enjoying life without that person they think that this is all that they can do

the same that people get stuck at a certain level

in life they can't see things being better for them and they think that this

is it and this is all they deserve this is all they've ever seen has been passed

on to them and they think that this is it for them

oh no looking what dr. Blanton Smalley Blanton who is a colleague of dr. norman

vincent peale and what he said about theories that

fear is the most subtle and destructive of all human diseases

ladies and gentlemen fear kills dreams fear kills hope fear put people in the

hospital fear can age you fear ladies and gentlemen can hold you back from

doing something that you know within yourself that you're capable of doing

but it will paralyze you and it seem like you're in a hypnotic spell and I

ask you a question what is the benefit what's the benefit of allowing fear to

hold you back what's the benefit of giving up on yourself of not stepping

out on life and taking life on what is the benefit for you us the plus in that

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Hello everyone.

I've posted it as a way to use Ani characters before, but this time I would like to introduce a method to use Ani character as a sticker this time.

What is a sticker

Stickers can be used in imessage

Free and charged stickers can be downloaded by APP.

Expressions of animation letters can be sent with this sticker function.

Pinch in, pinch out, rotate, etc. with 2 fingers

It is also possible to adjust the size and angle of the sticker.

※ Note: There are places where stickers can not be stuck.

manner

Activate an anchor letter, keep pressing the animation character demo screen for a long time

Move to the part you want to use as a sticker and let it drop.

Ani characters read the expression of the person who is in front of the camera of the iPhone originally

It reflects it in anime letters

You can also use it as a sticker to change the expression you want to use.

This sticker can be used not only for iPhone X but also for anime letters

You can use it without worrying about the opponent's iPhone model.

How was it? Those who did not know please try using it.

Thank you for your viewing.

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Essence Of Murli 04-01-2018 - Duration: 8:11.

Om Shanti !

Today's Murli Date Is 4th January 2018

( Baba makes us all rounder after he arrives in this world. Similarly Sweet Sweet Baapdada is teaching us today being Supreme Teacher )

Essence:Sweet children, the Father, the Master, has taught you the art of changing yourselves from human beings into deities.

So then, on the basis of shrimat, serve others so that they too can change into deities.

Question:What elevated act do you children perform now, an act that becomes a custom and system on the path of devotion?

Answer: On the basis of shrimat, you surrender your minds, bodies and wealth, not just to benefit Bharat, but the whole world.

Human beings on the path of devotion have the custom and system of donating in the name of God.

In return, they take their next birth in a royal family.

However, you children become the Father's helpers a the confluence age and change from humans into deities.

Song: You spent the night in sleeping and the day in eating.

Essence for dharna: 1. Save yourself from the unconsciousness of Maya with the life-giving herb of knowledge and yoga.

Don't follow the dictates of your own mind.

2. Become rup-basant and do service.

Follow the mother and father and become worthy of sitting on the throne.

Blessing:May you be an elevated effort-maker who claims number one with the blessing of a divine intellect and spiritual drishti

( Above Blessing reflects Baba's endless love for we children )

Each and every Brahmin child receives at birth the blessing of a divine intellect and spiritual drishti.

This blessing is the foundation of Brahmin life.

It is on the basis of these two things that numbers are created for the confluence-aged effort-makers.

To the extent that they use these in their thoughts, words and deeds, they claim a number accordingly.

One's attitude and deeds automatically change through spiritual drishti.

( Baba says the more we learn to view world through soul conscious vision, the third eye provided by Baba, our attitude and deeds will automatically change )

By taking accurate decisions with a divine intellect, oneself, service and relations and connections truly become powerful.

Slogan: There will be spirituality in your features when there is the inculcation of purity in your thoughts, words and deeds.

To the sweetest, beloved, long-lost and now-found children, love remembrance and good morning from the Mother, the Father, BapDada.

The spiritual Father says namaste to the spiritual children.

We spiritual children convey to spiritual Baapdada, our love our remembrance, our good morning & our namaste namaste

Om Shanti !

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Room Colour - an introduction from Belinda - Duration: 1:04.

I wrote the book because so many people had asked me over the years of how I choose room colour, how I choose wall colour

Why do I put perhaps different shades and tints on ceilings

How do I choose

the woodwork colour to go with the wall colour? All these different things I've had over the

many years have been doing this and I decided I would write something that builders and

decorators could give out to their clients

that would help them and that my clients could benefit from actually sitting down

with their friends and family and really going through what colours would be suitable for their properties.

The palettes and their creation were one of my favorite things out of the book; so what you have is each different page

has a particular colour on it

and it gives you a picture of that colour, a little bit of blurb about that colour ,what it's used for

what's been used in this particular

photograph, and then underneath that, are two, not one,

but two palettes that you can lift straight out of the book and straight into your

property.

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