So guys! Your Sweetie is back again!
And our hike has finally begun...
We all are so excited!
-We are having lots of fun! -[Mimicking]
We dont even feel like stopping...
[Funny noises]
We just want to keep on walking...
Ugh!
We are enjoying very much! Having lots of fun!
Too much, this is too much...
This is quite a difficult road...
a life-risking one...
At first, I thought...
that there's no need to go on any hike...
What will I do there?
But hey! Wait a minute!
What will happen to my subscribers? Huh?
I will have to walk for you guys, isn't it?
How can I break your hearts?
That's why...
that's why I have been walking for two hours non-stop!
[Gasping and mumbling]
It's been just five minutes since you started walking.
How will you manage further ahead if you behave like this now?
Raju Bhai, you ruined the entire footage!
[Opening credits]
[Photo clicking]
[Raghav laughing and mimicking]
Move on
[Photo clicking]
Oh...
Hi!
[Throat clearing]
-Are you tired? You want a protein bar? -No, thanks
-Protein shake? -Uh... no, thanks
-So, do you also go to the gym? -Yes, why?
Nice...
Then, we might also go for romantic walks on the treadmill.
-Do you know anything apart from gyming? -Ofcourse, I know...
Umm... I know sprinting, jogging as well as running.
That's diverse.
And also Yoga... Yoga?
What was that bag of muscles saying?
What do you think a dumbell can talk about?
Gym, gym and gym...
You know, I flirted with him a little to make him choose our Sitapur hike...
and now he thinks that I like him.
Oh, that's really mean, huh?
Hello? I did it for you...
Do you want your pictures or not?
That's really sweet! I love you!
Get out of here.
Yo bro!
♪♪
Brother? Hey!
We have to walk on this path... Come.
[Raghav and Yogi making fun] Go man, go...
-[Stephen] Where? -[Raju Bhai] Come
And the trees which you all are seeing...
are not found anywhere but here.
Click some photos of the trees.
Oh, man!
Raju Bhai, when will we reach Sitapur?
-Can you people see the hills? -Yes, when will we reach Sitapur?
Raju Bhai... when will we reach Sitapur?
In time
And the shooting of the film, Bol Radha Bol, took place here...
Rishi Kapoor was standing right here. Come!
People at the front walk carefully.
[Raghav and Raju together] Slowly...
Huh?
[Menaka] Disgusting!
Strange woman!
Do you have any issues with the woman?
Yeah. Actually, I was emptying my bottle at the picture point in the morning.
She became mad on me!
This is the problem with your generation, isn't it?
You see a beautiful place, you open your bottles and start drinking.
I wasn't talking about alcohol... I was talking about piss.
Oh, I get it! You were drinking your own piss.
Very nice!
It's not everybody's piece of cake... yes.
Keep it up and you'll stay fit just like me, okay?
Come, let's go.
[Gasping] where's the hike, man?
[Everyone gasping]
And this place... upon which we stand...
is a very important historical place...
Millennia ago... Goddess Parvati received immense knowledge
about the mysteries of Life from Lord Shiv in this divine place...
inside a cave.
One minute, one minute, Raju Bhai...
please speak in Hindi, we dont understand Sanskrit...
And this Gufa? What's that?
[Making fun]
Umm... Gufa means cave.
Oh, okay. So, where is the cave here?
Cave? Umm...
It's a very old thing...
And much has changed since then.
[Raghav and Yogi together] Oh...
Hey Raju Bhai...
Isn't it the same place where we were 20 minutes before?
[Everyone shocked]
Hey no!
It's a completely different place.
You people don't notice anything...
every hill looks the same to you people
Raju Bhai, but it was you who said...
that every hill and tree looks the same when we were below.
Yes, it looks all the same from below...
but it looks different when we go up.
Let's wait for Sweetie Miss here so that she doesn't get lost...
You can take those selfies here in the mean time...
We'll go after that.
-Click me. -Yes.
Hey Sweetie!
Come fast!
Where are you?
[Sweetie gasping]
Come fast... we'll take a selfie.
You left me back, you bastards!
Come fast
Come here running fast
Come fast Sweetie
Come fast!
If the lazy bimbo can't climb...
why did she even come to the hike?
Hey!
Who are you calling lazy, huh?
Every morning...
on alternative days, I wake up at 6 a.m.
to practice Baba Ramdev's Yoga.
And I'm sure that by alternative, you mean a week.
Intelligent
What do you mean, huh?
Have you seen your own face in the mirror?
It seems like as if...
Nike has sponsored your eyebrows.
Stevie!
Hey, excuse me!
She can't be sponsored because...
she's a person and not an item.
Hey! hey!
She's good looking and in that way, she's an item.
I mean it in a very good way.
Really?
Are you going to let them get away with this?
Is this the best you can do, Stevie?
Hey, you!
Which 'you'?
You! Bag of muscles!
How dare you call her an item?
First thing...
I said that in a very good way.
And what's the second?
The second thing is...
Go! Go on!
Go, Stevie, go!
Wait, I'll teach you a lesson.
Listen...
Today or tomorrow, I'm going to become a very famous rapper, you know?
And I don't want to ruin my face by fighting
You know, girls want us boys to fight for them...
-Why do we ruin our health by fighting? -Hmmm
[Both groups hyped up]
Let's act a little and finish this, bro
What say, bro?
Please
I got it...
You are right. Even, I like my face...
So, let's fake it.
Lay your hands on me if you have the guts!
You lay your hands on me first!
Smash him, Yogi!
Ha! I said first
so, you lay your hands on me first!
Those two are fighting like America and North Korea
Huh?
What do you mean?
What I mean is that...
it's a "First you! No first you!" fight
No, Raju Bhai. Yogi will smash him just now.
Yogi, smash him!
Come on, Stevie!
Do you think that Yogi will do whatever you say?
-Ofcourse, why not? -Yogi won't do it. Yogi doesn't listen.
-Why won't you? I'll shoot you! -Yeah, shoot me! Go on!
I will click one bad photo of yours and make it viral!
[Unintelligible quarrel]
Bro, you haven't seen my anger!
If I go mad...
I really go mad!
-You go mad? -Yeah!
-You go mad? -Yeah, I go mad!
-Do you really go mad? -I really go mad!
-Do you really go MAD? -YEAH!!!
STEPHEN!!!
[BOTH SCREAMING MADLY]
One minute, Calm down both of you, Calm down, my heroes
Listen, I can spend the whole day watching you guys
But the thing is that...
If we don't move forward now...
then, we won't be able to reach Sitapur today.
Man!
You meet me on Facebook...
If I don't unfriend you after adding you as a friend, change my name!
I won't even accept your request!
Stephen!
[Menaka] Yes!
[Yogi] I'll get him kicked out of the Internet!
Bravo!
[Yogi and his group] Yo!
Hmmm
So, there are two paths ahead...
One is short and crooked...
The other is long and straight...
So, you people have to decide which path to take
[Everyone choosing different paths]
Calm down...
-Who are you to decide, huh? -Who are you to decide this on me?
Calm down everyone.
You people fight so much! I swear to God!
Listen...
If you people don't act smart by putting a hold on your missiles...
then, we'll have to spend the night here...
And we cannot spend the night in a forest.
Otherwise, we'll have to answer the call of nature in the morning here.
Raju Bhai, since you are the tour guide, you decide which path to take.
Yes, I can decide very well...
But you people have come to the tour, isn't it?
Now, if you people miss your bus in the morning...
then, you will blame me, isn't it?
Yeah...
Now, it's my duty to inform but the rest is upto you.
Let's do one thing... let's play chits again.
No, no, no Sir.
No chits will be played this time...
Nuts doesn't give you as much intellect...
as much betrayal does.
There will be an honest voting this time...
Everyone will get an equal chance.
Bro, can't you do this simple thing for your brother?
Bro, I can lay down my life for you...
but, this doesn't mean that you'll really ask for it, isn't it?
Okay, Stop both of you...
we will vote using "Hike".
[Everyone impressed]
It's the first time that she said something intelligent.
Thanks, babe
Both of you give me your numbers...
Yeah
Hey, don't take his number...
I don't want her number either.
[Phone numbers dictation]
[Sounds in the app]
Now, both of you are added to the group, okay?
Now, I'll turn on the vote option.
So, we have two options in the poll...
The longer route or the shorter route.
So, everyone will vote. Ready?
Ready!
Vote!
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Yes!
Shit, man!
I know. Shit...
But it's good to know that we think the same!
Where were you all my life?
Me?
Chattarpur, Mehrauli, Gaziabad... sometimes Noida too.
-Can you please go back there? -I'll go there after completing the hike.
You'll also stop at Delhi on your way to Mumbai.
Let's go, Let's go now.
We'll take fast steps, everyone. Okay?
Everyone cheer loudly...
[Unknown voice from behind] Jai Mata Di!!
Hello fellas...
how have you been doing?
[Sweetie] Who's this naked man?
[Menaka] Who's that?
Hey, Bhaiji! How are you?
Are you also here for the Golden Daddy?
Who are you?
Yeah, man! I knew you were a stoner
Do you know me?
Oh, what happened? Don't you recognize me?
Just yesterday, you were after my life at the Laxman Jhoola Bridge.
Get your photos clicked Get your photos clicked...
Are you also here to get pictures made by him?
No...
we are going for a hike to Sitapur.
He's our guide for the hike.
Tour guide...
and this one?
Yeah...
Are you sure? Yesterday, I asked him for direction to
Narendra Nagar and he didn't even know how to tell me that.
Anyways, these two paths... they lead to Ganja field
Not just any ganja field...
Golden Daddy.
and as for Sitapur, that's five kms back there
Behind?
[Everyone shocked]
Raju Bhai?
Yeah Baba.
[Everyone angry]
[Ending credits]
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