• From a single slice of pizza to being the oldest student in class, the Planet Dolan
crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the dumbest things
we've seen people fight over.
I'm Danger Dolan and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by The_Cloud_Person Doopie
In Doopie's Spanish class, there was a girl, Andiemations, who acted like a cat.
One day, while she was working on something, Doopie heard Andie hissing.
She looked over to see Andie hitting a guy with her notebook.
Pissed off, the guy took a pair of scissors and cut off a big chunk of her hair.
Andie stopped hitting him and watched as her hair fell to the floor.
At that point, Andie got very angry and furiously hit the guy with her notebook while hissing.
She kept hitting him until he was escorted out by security.
When he did, Andie just sat there with a blank expression on her face.
Doopie later learned that Andie was hitting the guy because he said that dogs were better
than cats!
Number 9 was submitted by LordofKITTENZ Honeybits When Honeybits was 9, she was at a local park.
She was about to go down the slide to get to the swings when she decided to look first,
making sure there would be a swing for her.
She watched as two little kids ran towards one of the swings.
The smallest one got to the swing first, but the bigger one started throwing punches, making
the other one cry hysterically.
Two older men, who Honeybits guessed were the fathers of the kids, ran over.
Instead of separating them, they each punched one of the little kids before punching each
other!
One of the fathers even pulled on the other one's hair, which was really long.
After that, Honeybits got her parents and went home.
Number 8 was submitted by lord_buckhead Melissa Living in the ghetto, Melissa has seen a lot
of weird stuff.
One time, she was asleep in bed when she woke up to screaming and gunshots.
Like an idiot, she ran outside to see what was going on.
It ended up being a fight over some KFC!
A man wanted it for himself, but his brother also wanted some.
So, the man took out a gun and shot his brother in the foot – all for some fried chicken!
Number 7 was submitted by hec4 Ramona Ramona's saw two kids fighting over who
got to name the fish they won at the state fair.
One kid wanted to name the fish "Toilet Bowl" because he knew the fish would die
quickly.
The other kid wanted to name it "Free Blade" because of a video game he played on his iPad.
While they fought, Ramona sat there, dying of laughter while they hit each other.
Their mom eventually stepped in and broke them up.
The fish ended up dying the next day.
Number 6 was submitted by XxWolfCrusherxX Tolop
Tolop and his two friends, Legna and SaltySquid, went to the school library one day.
The library had around 50 couches and could easily fit 3 average-sized people.
Suddenly, Legna jumped on the part of the couch with an armrest.
That made SaltySquid, who also wanted the part with an armrest, go absolutely ballistic.
They grabbed each other and started throwing punches, then whipped each other with their
charger cords.
The librarian came over but Legna screamed, "Rheee!" and ran away.
They didn't seem to realize that the couch had two armrests.
Number 5 was submitted by IgniteCookies Cidius One day after school, Cid went to baseball
practice when he saw two bearded men playing Frisbee on a nearby course.
One was in his 50's and the other was in his 20's.
In the middle of practice, Cid watched as the two men began to fight.
The older man hit the younger man with his arm, sending him to the ground.
The mother of one of Cid's teammates called the police while the older man kept kicking
and punching the younger man.
There were at least five other people standing there, telling him to stop, but he wasn't
stopping.
Within five minutes, the police arrived.
One of the police officers tackled the older man, while the others called an ambulance
for the other man.
The older man was arrested and placed in the police car.
Once everything was over, Cid asked one of the people watching the fight up close what
happened.
The person said that the younger man told the older man that he had a longer beard,
but the older man disagreed.
That was when the young man called him "Gandalf," and the fight began.
Number 4 was submitted by Shanie_bofanie305 Spinalpalm
On his first day of 9th grade, Spinalpalm watched as two boys – MkyleM and Grgak – begin
to fight at lunch.
They pushed and punched each other, cursing at each other and knocking over tables.
The principal came by and broke it up, then made everyone go to class early… even though
Spinalpalm wasn't done eating.
While walking up the stairs to go to class, Spinalpalm asked one of the other students
if he knew what the fight was about.
The student said, "Oh, those boys were fighting over a carton of milk."
Apparently, Grgak took MKyleM's milk thinking it was his, and they got into an argument,
then a fist fight.
Two students ended up beating each other up over a carton of milk, which was free with
lunch!
Number 3 was submitted by JackieCronefield Pandora
When she was in 8th grade, Pandora was sitting in class the day progress reports were being
handed out.
The kid sitting next to her looked over at her progress report and noticed her birthdate.
He was shocked to find out that she was older than he was.
Most students were cool with her being the oldest, even though they were still surprised.
However, the kid next to Pandora wasn't having it.
He literally yelled in her face, saying that she couldn't be older than him.
Pandora's friend stood up for her, but the kid yelled at her, too, saying that she was
also a liar.
When their teacher came over, she asked Pandora what was going on.
Pandora told her, and the teacher gave the kid the most dumbfounded look ever and sent
him to the office.
Later, Pandora found out that the reason the kid got so mad was because he always bragged
about being the oldest in the grade.
The kid continued to give Pandora problems until she began to get home-schooled.
To this day, she's still confused by the whole thing.
Number 2 was submitted by Morbus_Akura Froggy One day, when she was in college, Froggy was
eating her lunch while talking to a friend of hers, Mimi, about a project.
Suddenly, Froggy noticed three guys cussing at each other.
It turned out that they were fighting over the last slice of pizza from Little Caesar's.
One guy pinned another and the pizza fell onto the dirty floor.
The guy who had pinned the other picked up the slice of pizza and ate it, despite it
being on the floor!
Mimi looked at Froggy and asked if that guy seriously ate something that fell
on
the floor.
Froggy nodded.
Number 1 – What
was
the dumbest
thing I've ever seen people fight over?
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