(Yawning) Boring!
Hi guys, I greet you on behalf of the whole Zabil.cz (Translated: Killed It.cz) team
and I´d like to apologize for not seeing us so much on TV recently.
The reason is simple.
We haven´t found a sponsor, though we have the best team ever.
Hey, guys, game over. Yeah!
EEeeeEEE...
# @ ~ $: - D ^ & ....
What happened to him?
And that's not easy.
The most common answer that comes from sponsors is that
we are great and superb,
but they already support football.
Of course, we have nothing against football…
So, to grow our ego a bit bigger,
we decided to shoot a bit of football in this video for you to see how we are doing,
and I think you might have fun and we could find a new partner.
Here you go, I already have some on my ass…
I'm not sure football players wear ...
I thought so. I thought the same.
We might find a new partner.
Good. Do we all have everything?
We should pay the cameraman first ´cause he needs a back-up and since he's here...
to let people know that we're just clubbing together for this video, so ...
is this OK as a back-up for you, Mr. Cameraman?
Guys, I do not even get out of my bed in the morning for such peanuts.
I see. Damn it!
Aaargh, I got my potbelly dude.
We have everything, but isn´t still anyone missing here?
We lack the ref.
The referee.
Referee, yeah.
I know, I know - there´s someone in my mind,
wait a minute, I'll call him and we'll be complete.
Hi there, we need to referee a football match ...
You´re kidding me - football, right???
Good, he´ll turn up.
Hey guys, I think he's already coming
Right, that's a proper referee.
So I'm here, brutes.
Hey, you got a whistle here.
And where are the goals then?
Well there, one lamp, another lamp,
you have a range of twenty meters, you hit it.
I'm the goalkeeper ...
Hey, that referee ignores it completely.
Fuck, you did not see it, it was offside!
Are you kidding?
No, I'm not! You're out there staring from far away, drinking beer or what,
the main thing is that you're tattooed here ..... @?!!!#&
Yellow is not going out ... # $!?!#&
Eee? What?
Sorry, sorry ... Sorry b*tch… That´s alright...
We´ll score a draw!
Come on, come on...
What are you doing?! What's up, dude?!?!
Fuck, where are the stretchers?!
Did you see that? He nudged in my ear!
Get out of here, you bugger...
What was the final score then?
1:1? I don´t know, I did not follow.
We just won.
Minus One!
Referee, we'll try it in the skatepark, shall we?
Hmm, it might be more interesting.
People might like it more there, too. Let's go then…
Guys! Half-time!
So let´s go to the dressing rooms...Throwing soap…
Please do not bring me any flowers...
birthdays, birthdays…
So, guys, half-time is over, the referee fucked off and we have more space for us, so let´s go!
Stop! We have a pregnant woman here... Ohh
Coach, I´ve got a little pain in here.
Do you think it's okay? Is that alright?
Go fuck yourself...
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Thanks, guys, it was a shit.
You asshole?!
This is a stupid ritual...
It smells like shit, I do not want it.
It's pink, I like it, I'll keep it.
So now we're gonna dress up in something normal
and go to the city... ?!?
Exactly.
Kicking for Zabil.cz:
We are going to do a small survey among people to see if they know us and if they like football or adrenaline.
SEXY BODY for 690,- per month.
Do you know Zabil.cz?
No.
So go on. Ha ha ha...
And do you know Sparta? (Czech football team)
Sparta? I know Sparta.
And FC Baník?
I know FC Baník, yeah.
And how come you know the football league and you don´t know the first freestyle extra league?
Do you know something like ´He almost killed himself.cz (zabil.cz)
No.
So we lost again!!!
Thank you so much.
But you already know us.
I know you now.
That one, Máro?
No, he'd kill me...
Excuse me??? Do you know Zabil.cz?
No!
Shit!!!
I think the video will open people's eyes, and then they'll get to know us more and see we also play the first league, extra freestyle league...
Don´t be so naive.
That we actually, we're ranked number one in the chart. That's right, so…
One question. Do you know Zabil.cz?
No, we don´t.
And do you know Baník?
Bitch?!
So, as I said, Mr. Referee, it was fine, now just pay the cameraman and see you next time.
Thanks and bye.
That´s a bargain, dude…
I don´t know.
And what do you think it could be?
You still have a chance.
I don´t know, some fucking fun?
Some fails... not?
Well, I think the survey is over.
Apparently, we lost, but the video that we filmed...
will open the eyes of the audience and they will see we are no losers.
Maybe we´ll move someone to our side.
Or maybe, maybe somebody will want us to play football.
Oooooooh, for big money...
#THISISKURVALIFE
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