Waching daily Apr 29 2018

Good morning guys

I work today

And today's video will be of the beautiful San Cipriano Nature Reserve

Enjoy it

To get to San Cipriano, you must go out west of Cali

Towards Buenaventura

What is the bay to the Pacific Ocean?

Ask the driver to notify you when they arrive in Zaragoza or Cordoba

There are 2 possible tickets to the reservation

There, they will take a Brujita (Skateboard ferrea)

That in 25 minutes will put them in San Cipriano

By bus it costs USD 18.00 round trip

The witch is worth USD 4.32 round trip

After walking about 5 minutes and passing the farmhouse

We have 7 entrances to the bays of the river

Today I will take my group to the path and waterfall of love

Before recommending an entry

Trail the Turtle (Average Depth 12 Meters)

Bring some good shoes

And do not be scared by the showers

We are in the middle of the Tropical Pacifica jungle

The humidity here is very high

The two locations through which you enter the reserve

They are humble communities

The main income comes from tourism to San cipriano and the jungle

That is to say that when visiting them or recommending the destination

It is helping to promote the progress and development of this area and its inhabitants

We are already leaving the path and the waterfall of love

and we go to the entrance of Sabalos

the entrance is a paradise, There is a very nice, big beach.

The last station today before returning to lunch at the farmhouse

Visitor friend Leave this place clean Follow the suggestions of the ranger

I came to the entrance of Sabalos because I think it is the one that has the most spectacular landscape

From all San Cipriano

This river is in the first places of the rivers with the most crystalline waters of the world

We can find puddles from 3 to 12 meters deep

Its incalculable biodiversity

Its people, Its gastronomy

Ul place you should visit

Music: If in case you do not know

Music: In the Pacific there is everything to enjoy

Music: Cantadores, colors, good flavors

Music: It's a whole connection With a small group hit, valley, cauca

And my countrymen of nariño

Music: All this repertoire gives me pride

It is a wonderful place

It is one of my favorite places

I hope that San Cipriano liked it

And that you encouraged them to visit them

Music: We are peaceful and we are united

We are united by the region The pint, the race and the taste

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To wave

Talk, sing

We are in the church now

We have walked upstairs to climb up the tower

Halfway through we met Jesus against

Caressa says; Jesus lives and gives him a hand

She pulls off his arm

What a humor

Oh dear Caressa

Soon we will have a flat tire

Hahaha

Accelerate?

No...

Watch out

Wait a second

whether this is a good way?

I'm not afraid. Do not want something to happen with the car

Well Caressa stop

We're going down

You keep your hands on the wheel

Haha

Watch out

Look, Grandma

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This dog refuses to leave his little boys hospital bed the reason this is incredible

Nothing is more rewarding than seeing the bond between a boy and his dog

It's even more rewarding to know that that bond saves both of their lives

James is a boy with autism who can't go into public places or look his family members in the eye

He can barely even tolerate them touching him, but since May was introduced into his life. James has made great strides

May helps to keep James calm even when he's on a hospital bed getting an MRI done may looks on with concern

Nosing his master's face to make sure that he's okay

When they're out and about May is tethered to James to keep him safe as he has a tendency to wander off

May has been trained for this since he was a puppy

And he was chosen specifically for autism training because of his calm demeanor

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April Wrap Up & May TBR | 2018 - Duration: 11:30.

Hi everyone. Today I've got my April wrap up and May TBR and April was a bit

of an odd month reading wise. I could not for the life of me decide what to read.

No matter how hard I tried and no matter how much I stared at my bookshelves, just

willing for a book to kind of jump out at me and make the decision for me,

I could not decide what to read. So essentially I didn't really read for

most of the month. It definitely picked up towards the end of the month, which is

why I do have some books to talk about but for the first half of the month it

was total mess. I probably spent more time in April trying and totally failing

to decide what to read than I did actually even being near a book or

picking up a book because it was just pretty much a total disaster. I did

definitely read a few books, it was just slightly stressful trying to decide what

to read. So I did manage to read a few books and I managed to get through a few

seasons of 'Marvel's: Agents of Shield' which I was watching because I was

totally avoiding making any kind of decision but here are the books that I

did eventually get around to picking up in April. The first book I read in April

was 'The Knife of Never Letting Go' by Patrick Ness and this is a book that

I've been meaning to pick up for quite literally years. It is essentially set in

a world in which there are no women and the men that lived there can hear every

single person's thoughts 24/7. It follows Todd in the lead-up to his 13th

birthday, after he discovers this girl and then essentially begins to unravel

all of these lies that he has been told all his life. That's all I'm going to say

about this because I do feel as though going into this knowing as little as

possible is a really great way to do it. I am so happy that is how I did it

because there were so many twists and turns throughout it. This definitely

didn't turn out to be what I was expecting it to be but I also ended up

enjoying this a lot more than I had expected to and I would definitely like

to continue with this trilogy at some point. However there was a scene in this

that totally ripped out my heart, jumped up and down in it a couple of times before

thought throwing it out of the window and into this kind of volcanic abyss

because it was so painful and I will never, ever forgive this book for what it

did to me because oh my goodness, it was excruciating and heartbreak. It was just

that one scene in this and I don't think I can ever get past it and if that

is portrayed in the movie adaptation of this, I will be legging it out of the

cinema faster than anything you could possibly imagine because there is no way

that I'm gonna have to go through that again but I did like this and I said, I

would like to continue with the trilogy at some point. I'm not sure when I will do.

I was definitely pleasantly surprised with this and I'm very intrigued to see

what the movie adaptation is going to be like for it. Also how Tom Holland and

Daisy Ridley and Nick Jonas are meant to portray 13 year olds. I'm very intrigued

to see whether or not they're going to up the age. I know in TV and film you

tend to get older actress and actresses playing younger characters but there is

a huge difference between being 26 and being 13/14. I'm not sure how

that's gonna work but on the whole, I did really enjoy it and I ended up giving it

a 4 out of 5 stars. Next I picked up 'In Only Happens in the Movies'

by Holly Bourne and this follows Audrey, who basically after having a very

bad breakup and just after having lots of negative experience with love, decides

to totally give up on it. And for her Media Studies class decides to kind of

dissect these big romantic gestures in movies and these romantic cliches and

tropes in films and decide whether or not they are in fact romantic or whether

they're just plain harmful. The first thing I'll say about this is that I

absolutely love Holly Bourne's writing. It is so easy and comfortable to read and

it's just the kind of writing that you fly through and I absolutely loved Holly Bourne's

'Spinster Trilogy' and because of that I went into this expecting to

absolutely love this. Especially considering the summary of it sounds

like it should have been my absolute perfect book because I absolutely love

anything to do with films in books. It's just one of my favourite things to read

about but I have to admit that I was a little bit underwhelmed. I didn't really

find myself warming or caring for the characters all that much and I had a few

issues with the language used at points. There were also quite a few instances of

girl on girl hate in this, which I thought was such a shame and kind of

just a few steps backwards in terms of the feminist message that Holly Bourne's

other books and this try to send out. It just seemed a little bit odd to me.

However I didn't dislike it. It was an enjoyable read. It was a fun read and as

I said, it was very easy and comfortable to read but considering how much I

absolutely loved the 'Spinster Trilogy' I was a little bit disappointed and I

ended up giving it a 3.75 out of 5 stars.

Throughout April I made my way through 'Wonder Women' which is written by Sam Maggs and illustrated

by Sophie Foster-Dimino and it was essentially a collection

25 mini biographies of this diverse group of women throughout history, who

were things like mathematicians and scientists and spies and inventors and

adventurers and I thought this was great. I really really enjoyed it. It put a

smile on my face on numerous occasions because of the amazing things these

women conquered or because of the amazing and kick-ass things they had to

conquer in order to conquer and achieve the things that they did and it was just

so interesting and inspiring and empowering. I love the fact there was a

very diverse group of women that were focused on and so many of them I had

never heard of before. It was very easy to read and just easy to dip in and out

of in between reads. The only thing I didn't love quite so much about it is

that it was very heavily focused on scientific and mathematical achievements.

Which is great but my brain is not wired that way. So a lot of stuff that they

were saying they achieved went way over my head and I had no idea what these

women actually did. I knew it was awesome but I didn't know what it actually was

but that's totally on me because it's just not the way that the brain works.

I don't have a very scientific mathematic braining but overall I did really, really

enjoy this and a lot of the woman since reading this I've been looking up on and

reading more about and I ended up giving this a 4.5 out of 5 stars and it's

definitely something that I would recommend, if you were wanting to learn a

little bit more about the woman that made the world the way it is today but

have basically been kind of forgotten. I also picked up volumes 1 & 2 of Amulet by

Kazu Kibuish she which is the first two volumes in a middle grade graphic novel

series about a brother and sister who find themselves pulled into this new

mysterious world and essentially discover that they are the only ones

with the power to save it and this was so much fun. It kind of had this Studio

Ghibli, Pixar feel to it and it is a total crime that these haven't been

picked up and made into a TV show or movie yet because they would just superb.

The artwork is absolutely gorgeous. The characters are utterly adorable and the

plot was just very unique but also had this kind of nostalgic feel to it. Almost

a little bit 'Spiderwick Chronicles' esque. It was just so much fun. I absolutely

adored it and I'm most definitely going to be continuing with the series when I

get my hands on the next volume because it was just a really lovely, fun, light

relief and I ended up giving the first volume a 4.5 out of 5 stars and the second volume a 5 out of 5 stars.

Next I picked up 'Renegades' by Marissa Meyer, which follows supervillain Nova and superhero Adrian

after Nova fails to kill the leader of the Renegades. Which is this big

superhero corporation and she goes undercover as a superhero in the

Renegades and becomes part of Adrian's team, whose

dad's happen to be the leaders of the Renegades and one of whom is the

superhero that Nova tried to kill. This was basically a YA 'Avengers' meets 'X-Men'

and there's just not really anything I can complain about a YA 'Avengers' meet

'X-Men' because this was so much fun. My only main complaint was the fact that it

was very, very long and it did feel a little bit dragging in places and it was

sort of a lot slower paced than I'd hoped for from a superhero book but other

than that, I really enjoyed it. I absolutely loved the characters.

I really enjoyed the plot. I thought the characters were all very complex and

intriguing and although it did take me quite a while to get through, I'm

definitely intrigued to see where this story is going to go. Sspecially since

'The Lunar Chronicles' by Marissa Meyer is one of my favourite series of all time

but I didn't really enjoy it until the second book. So I'm intrigued to see

whether this will be similar to that because 'Cinder' I liked but didn't love.

This one I liked but didn't love but I'm definitely hoping to pick up the next

one because it was really fun. It was really enjoyable and I ended up giving a 4 out of 5 stars.

And lastly in April I read 'The Poet X' by Elizabeth Acevedo

and this follows Xiomara who lives in Harlem and is the daughter of

very strict Catholic, Dominican parents and it's basically all about her

discovering herself and her relationship with her religion, family, sexuality,

culture all through poetry and I just thought this was superb. I absolutely

adored the way Elizabeth Acevedo wrote and I just thought it was incredibly

powerful and raw and moving but also so incredibly addictive. I flew through this

and essentially one sitting because I just couldn't put it down. The story

flowed beautifully I loved the characters she created, especially Xiomara.

They were so easy to connect to and you just wanted to know more about them

and you were just completely rooting for them and I just loved this.

I couldn't really fault it at all. I ended up giving it a 5 out of 5 stars because I flew through this.

It was impossible to put down because it was so quick and easy to read

but just a wonderful, very powerful and moving story and yeah, as I said, I gave it a 5 out of 5 stars and I would

110% without a doubt recommend it because it was just absolutely stunning.

Ao that was everything that I read in April and in terms of what I'm hoping to

read in May, I only have two books on my TBR but the first one I don't physically

have yet because my pre-order hasn't arrived yet and that is 'Leah on the OffBeat' by Becky Albertalli

and I could not be more excited about this book.

Becky Albertalli has very quickly become probably one of my all-time favourite

authors and this book just sounds so incredibly wonderful and I'm so

incredibly excited about it and then the only other book that I have on my TBR is

'Starfish' by a Akemi Dawn Bowman and I don't really know too much about this,

other than apparently it has fantastic anxiety representation. I've been wanting

to read this for ages because I've heard brilliant things about it and I'm really

excited about the fact that I don't really know anything going into it

because I very rarely get do that. TV wise in April, as I said, I've gotten

through a couple of seasons of 'Marvel's: Agents of Shield' and I'm now officially

totally caught up with the season and I am now able to just watch it as it plays

in real time and then I also finished 'Jane the Virgin'. Which if you have

watched the season finale, I just want to know your feelings on it because I have

so many. It was absolutely fantastic but my emotions are totally out of

control when it comes to it and I have so many theories and thoughts and

feelings about this show and about that ending because oh my gosh, it was

brilliant but I just want to talk about it with everybody and just talk about it

all the time because it was fantastic. So if you have watched it, please let me

know what you felt about it but try not to spoil it just in case anybody in the

comments hasn't watched it yet and yeah that is all that I have been watching I

think and I don't really have anything else lined up to watch in May other than

continuing with 'iZombie' and 'Marvel's: Agents of Shield'. Oh and 'Dear White People'

is coming back in May which I am incredibly excited about but other than

that, I don't have anything. So I've got to find something new but yeah that is

it for today. That is everything that I've read and watched in April and

everything I am hoping to read and watch in May and I would absolutely love to

know what you have been reading and watching and what you are hoping to be

doing watching next month and I will leave the links to my Twitter, Instagram,

Tumblr, Goodreads and blog in the description box below. So feel free to

follow me on any of those if you would like and I just hope you had the most

amazing April and I hope you having a wonderful start to May. Bye!

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Hotel Tonight App Review - Great Hotel Deals? - Duration: 8:10.

I'm going to tell you about the

Hotel Tonight app and run some tests to find out if using it can actually save you any money.

Hello! Welcome to Trip Hacks DC, my name is Rob.

I'm a tour guide here in the nation's capital. If you're coming to Washington DC

and you're looking for the best tips, tricks, and hacks for exploring the city, make sure to subscribe to this channel and hit the bell

notification icon so that you don't miss any new videos.

And if you're interested in signing up for a Trip Hacks DC tour, head on over to TripHacksDC.com

afterwards, to see the tours that I offer. Whether you're coming to DC or traveling elsewhere

getting a great rate on your hotel room is one of the most important trip hacks. If you haven't seen it yet

I will leave a link in the video description to my previous video where I showed you how to get a great rate when booking

directly with hotels. People occasionally ask me about the Hotel Tonight app which advertises

amazing rates on last-minute bookings. You can use this app in cities all over the world,

but since this channel is about Washington DC

it made the most sense for me to test it out here; and before we get into the specifics if you watch this video and

decide you do want to try out the app you can get $25 off your first booking by using the promo code THACKSDC

That code works in any city

and I will leave it in the video description so you can retrieve it later. In the first part of this video

I'm going to explain what the Hotel Tonight app is and how it works.

So if you only care about my price comparison tests you can go ahead and skip to [4:39].

And if you only want my final opinion about whether this app is worth using or not go ahead and skip to [6:14]

The video. With all of that said let's get started... Hotel tonight isn't

actually new; it's been around

since 2010. When it launched the premise was simple: the business model for a hotel is to sell all of their rooms at the highest

price the customers are willing to pay; but reality is a lot more complicated than that, and a lot of times hotels wind up with

unsold rooms. If a hotel has rooms that it wasn't able to sell by that last day

they would put them on Hotel Tonight and sell them off at a discount. From the hotel's perspective

it's better to sell the room for a little money than to have it go vacant and make no money. This

concept was not new in 2010. Priceline and

Hotwire had been allowing travelers to book hotel rooms for very cheap rates for almost a decade before.

However in the case of those two sites you are going in

completely blind. The exact hotel that you booked wasn't actually revealed until after you paid.

Hotel tonight took the surprise out of the equation by allowing you to book exactly the hotel that you want.

They started by allowing the same day or

"tonight" bookings as their name suggests, then they expanded to 7 days and now they've expanded it to 100 days.

So at the time that I'm making this video you can book a room through the Hotel Tonight app

almost three months in advance of your trip. Now, the downside to this is that Hotel Tonight

suffers from a lot of the same problems that Priceline and Hotwire have always had. For example all bookings are

prepaid and 100%

non-refundable. Hotel Tonight claims that this is necessary in order to offer these great rates. For you what this means is that if you can't

make your trip for whatever reason, you aren't getting your money back. The next big limitation is that Hotel Tonight only

guarantees rooms for two adults. The reason for this is that hotels are basically

unloading all of their leftover rooms after their primary customers have checked in. If the only rooms

they have left are the ones with one bed in them, then that's what you're getting. This could easily be a deal breaker for

families or anyone who needs to guarantee more than one bed. Now, some listings on Hotel Tonight will let you actually choose

how many beds you want in your room, but in my testing in Washington DC

almost all of the ones that I came across use the

"Selected by Hotel" option. The last caveat is that

Hotel Tonight

charges extra fees and they're kind of hidden. The way that you can find out what the fees are going to be is to book

your hotel almost all the way through. On the last screen you can tap the question mark next to "taxes and fees"

Hotel tax in Washington DC is 14.5%

so on a $300 booking like the one in this example,

that would be $43.50, but the reason why it's showing up as

$47.34 is because they're charging tax on top of Hotel Tonight's fees.

Which by my calculation is another $24.50. Now on the other hand

I also looked at rooms on here where there's almost no fee, so it's unclear to me

how Hotel Tonight comes up with these fees and why they're so inconsistent,

but the point

of all of this is just to say that you should always double-check that fee

before booking; because if the fee is really high than what looked like a really great deal might be a less of a great deal.

All right, with all the caveats out of the way

let's get into my testing... I ran this test on Tuesday March 6th, 2018

and I tested four different sets of dates: one night tonight;

two nights during the upcoming weekend; five nights a month out; and five nights about three months out. For each set of dates

I took the first five hotels that came up on the hotel tonight app and

then I compared it against the lowest rate that I could find on that hotel's website as if I were booking

directly, so that includes the non-refundable prepaid rates that the hotel offers as well. And for simplicity

I'm only comparing the advertised rates, not

Including the taxes and fees, so you really need to be careful about that when you're using this app for real. For the first test,

tonight, I found discounts on all five results ranging from a modest 7% to a fairly generous

33%. For the upcoming weekend test the results were quite a bit more mixed. Three of the hotels were discounted through the app,

one was exactly the same price as if you'd booked direct,

and one was actually more if you booked it through the app.

Testing a month out the results get even wilder, with one hotel being slightly more expensive

through the app and another being almost half price

through the app. And the same thing goes for the test for the dates three months out. The discounts ranged from a modest

10% to almost half off.

I was actually really surprised by these results,

so much, so that I wanted to run the tests again a week later and what I found were actually very similar results.

I won't spend time getting into it in this video, but if you want to see them

I will leave a link to a blog post in the description with all of this data.

And finally the moment of truth. Would I recommend this app?...

It depends. The biggest pro to the Hotel Tonight app is obviously the discounts. I was honestly shocked at how big some of these discounts

were, even when looking at dates pretty far into the future; however

I realized afterwards that my test is flawed because it's really not a true apples to apples comparison.

What I mean by that is that when I search for dates in Hotel Tonight it returned about 15 hotels each time,

but there are over a hundred hotels in Washington DC.

So say the last time you came to town you stayed at the Renaissance

and you absolutely loved it. If you open the app put in your dates,

and the Renaissance isn't on the list then you can't book it through the app.

But the two biggest cons in my opinion are that the rates are all non-refundable

and you don't get control over the type of room that you get. So my personal travel preference will continue to be booking refundable rates

directly with hotels. This gives you the maximum

flexibility in

planning your trip because remember if a rate drops after you've booked it or another hotel is running a sale,

you can always cancel your original booking and make a new one. And lastly, when you use any third party booking service

including Hotel Tonight, it can really complicate things if

anything goes wrong. On the other hand I can definitely see some value for some kinds of travelers,

I'm thinking specifically of the solo traveler or the couple

who doesn't need to guarantee that their room has more than one bed, or a last minute traveler who just doesn't care about the flexibility

of having a refundable rates. So if you do want to try it out

and it's your first time you can use the promo code

THACKSDC for $25 off your first booking.

And if you're watching this video because you're traveling to Washington DC and looking for tips and hacks for your trip,

you can subscribe to this channel by clicking on the Trip Hacks DC logo

which is popping up right now at the bottom of the screen, or you can click on the Capitol dome on the left side of

my head, that'll take you over to TripHacksDC.com where you can see the tours that I offer. Enjoy your trip!

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Headlines From The Onion That Actually Came True - Duration: 5:26.

Beloved by comedy fans and comedy writers alike, The Onion began life as a low-key collegiate

humor newspaper, before expanding into something far greater.

Beyond all the comedy gems The Onion has given us over the years, it's also been strangely

accurate in fortelling actual events.

Here are headlines from The Onion that actually came true.

"Area Man Consults Internet Whenever Possible"

While the World Wide Web was still growing in 2000, The Onion ran a prophetic piece about

an office manager who uses the Internet for everything from movie times to recipes.

With that, The Onion had already accurately anticipated the future, with our growing dependence

on online information and constant fact-checking.

It sure seemed funny at the time.

"I don't, I mean I don't do like, the emails."

"The emails?

It's email.

It's just email.

Who doesn't have the internet in this day and age?"

"F$*@ Everything, We're Doing Five Blades"

The Onion's 2004 article on advances in razor technology lampoons the goofiest conventions

of the competitive razor market, with Gilette's one-upping a rival competitor by adding a

fifth blade to their razor.

Just a year later, Gillette actually announced their intent to add a fifth blade, proving

that the shaving industry is beyond parody.

"You can't keep this up!

Don't you know what's gonna happen?

Every time you shave it, it's gonna come in thicker and fuller and darker."

"Overstock.com Announces Plans To Develop Original Programming"

Ever since we discovered that we can watch TV on our computers, companies have scrambled

to hop on the bandwagon to provide content and keep us forever in our chairs.

Even a few surprising parties have gotten into the mix.

Even massive online retailer Overstock.com checked out the growing scene in 2015, in

a move that few saw coming—aside from The Onion of course, who predicted it two years

earlier.

Without a recent update on Overstock's dreams of keeping tragedy next to the towels and

comedy beneath carpets, it all might have just been a pipe dream.

"Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence"

No matter who we are, we all have to face the consequences of our actions.

Well, most of us do, anyway.

In a 2008 article, The Onion set up the tragic story of a young man who nearly faces the

horrors of being held accountable for an accident he caused when driving drunk.

Except he doesn't, because he's rich.

Tragically, a similar scenario took place just five years later.

In 2013, 16-year-old Ethan Couch hit the roads after drinking and partying, killing four

people and injuring ten others.

His wrist-slap sentence, thanks to his expensive legal team's defense, made the Onion article

more like coverage of the trial than the satire it was supposed to be.

"It's illegal."

"I'm only 12.

I can't be held legally responsible."

"Hmm.

Good point."

"New $5,000 Multimedia Computer System Downloads Real-Time TV Programs, Displays Them On Monitor"

In 1998, anyone trying to catch a live-broadcast on the web was treated to a painfully long

wait and frequent buffer times.

Only satirical news sources like The Onion joked futuristically about the revolutionary

move of watching television on a computer instead of a TV screen.

Now it's basically standard to refer to watching videos on the computer as "watching TV."

"Where's the tv?"

"I watch on my computer."

"What do you mean, you watch on your computer?"

"You're so old."

"Family Lets Cars Come Inside House During Snowstorm"

Americans are often said to have a love affair with their cars, especially in commercials

created by auto manufacturers.

In 2015, The Onion published an amusing newsflash about a Massachusetts family that took their

vehicular affections to the extreme by bringing their cars into the house during a storm.

Not to be outdone by fiction, reality followed suit in 2016.

"A woman in Florida taking drastic measures to keep her car safe, as a hurricane heads

her way.

She actually parked her Toyota in her living room."

Fearful of the destructive force of Hurricane Matthew, a Florida woman and her fiancé took

drastic action to protect her sedan by bringing it straight into the house.

"There's a car in the kitchen!"

"There is?

Oh, there is."

Stephen King: "I Don't Even Remember Writing The Tommyknockers"

Ever since Carrie saw publication in 1974, Stephen King has been the undisputed king

of horror.

With dozens of novels, collections, and film adaptations floating around, the terror maestro

has also become the butt of a few jokes.

Back in 1999, the Onion ran a column where Mr. King claims to have absolutely no recollection

about writing his novel, The Tommyknockers.

While The Onion was wrong about the specific novel, King would admit in his book On Writing

to having almost no memory of crafting his dog-attack classic Cujo.

Instead of author burnout, King's lack of memory was the result of a serious drug and

alcohol problem.

"New, Delicious Species Discovered"

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is delicious.

In their 2005 article, The Onion wrote a satirical discovery of a new, delicious species of monkey.

As you might expect, the joke turned out to be disturbingly accurate.

In 2010, National Geographic published a report detailing the unveiling of a previously undocumented

snub nose monkey.

Sadly, this new critter was already on the endangered list when scientists classified

it, due in part to the local demand for meat.

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DOLCE FOLLIA Ep.9 Professeur Pasta - Duration: 4:19.

Hello everybody, we are in Sicily,

In the little village of Pergusa

We are in front of a crime scene

Where Angelo Caruso, 31 years old

Lost his life

Head in his spaghetti bowl

It has been Pierantonio, his cousin to give him the final hit

Using the vase where they kept the rest of the grand mother

But Priscillia, has Pierantonio confessed his crime?

Georges, I don't hear you very well

Yes Georges ! Pierantonio turned himself to the police

Explaining very simply the facts

The victim added parmesan cheese in his seafood pasta

A huge mistake that, here in Sicily, it is not forgiven

Let's hear what Pierantonio has to say

Who cares !

Nobody go to paradise with hands

stinking fish and cheese !

Somebody got that ?

What did he say ?

To understand this violent gesture

I have the chance to interview Giancarlo di Maio

AKA Professor Pasta

Chairman in the Pasta International League

And author of 2 books, referencing the world of Pasta

"The art to season your pasta" and

"The bad sauce will lose you"

Hello professor

Hello

Professor, what happened in this quiet family that turned into hell ?

I think it's quite clear

The only fact that Angelo allows himself to add cheese in his fish pasta

It's pur madness

That's why his cousin turned crazy

This asshole !

I don't care !!!

You can't say seriously that putting some cheese in fish pasta is a crime !

You're kidding right, Martina ?

Priscillia

Priscillia. Pasta is Italy has precise rules and secrets

Could you give us some exemples ?

First, there is the golden rule of associating the

good sauce with the good pasta shape

You can't put anchovies sauce in spaghetti ?

An "Anchovie" sauce ?

Sorry

Pasta that have a hole

go perfectly with dense sauce like bolognese

But for thin pasta like spaghetti

You need to have a lighter sauce

Like tomato sauce or carbonara

Wahou professor, awesome explanations

And this cooking method called Al Dente?

What is it ? Why are the Italians so obsessed with?

You touch the heart of the problem !

Pasta should be cooked in a big salty water volume

If you add salt after the cooking process

It doesn't work !

Do we need to respect the timing indicated on the pack ?

If you read 10 minutes, you stock the cooking at 8

Take out the water, put back the pasta in the pan

Add the salsa, and cook everything together

For the last 2 minutes

You serve immediately !!

Immediately ?

Yes Jessica

Priscillia

Priscillia

You don't let the pasta continue to cook in a hot pan

You serve it immediately

What is the biggest mistake that can be done?

The eating part is very important.

Even if the cooking part is ok,

Eating it with a spoon or worst

Cut it with a knife, is absolutely awful

Do you have a favorite pasta plate ?

I deeply believe of the force of simplicity

Even if it's not synonym of easy to do

So I'll say Aglio olio and Peperoncino

Amazing science professor.

Do you have a last word ?

Pasta Daniela,

Priscillia

Priscillia, pasta is not a side dish. It's a main plate

You can't eat pasta with meat !!

You eat it as Primo Piatto,

100 gr are enough

Thank you professor

We end here our report on Angelo Caruso tragic death

In Pergusa

We just hope that the Vendetta, the Italian revenge,

Won't hit the little village

Priscillia Dufontel

Sicily journalist

Channel News TV

Thank you so much for watching !

If you like it, put a thumb up !

And suscribe to my channel !

Georges, we have a special testimony from the neighbor

That wants to speak anonymously

This shithead

His head is good only to make shampoo

I didn't get that

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Ari's Birthday! (again) - Duration: 8:42.

Hey, wait a second ah Rhys birthday you made this video last year

Yeah

It's late April. So you know that means?

taxes and

Diaries birth I made a birthday video last year

But you don't just celebrate a birthday once when you turn one and then never again

We don't forget how old we are or II can't count so I'll keep track for him

You're at 2 the first few weeks of Ari's arrival are what I like to call learning and panicking weeks

You're filled with nothing but love and anxiety the two most different yet similar

Emotions in the world like when you get a new phone and for the first little bit

You're afraid to even set it down on the counter cuz it might get scratched

But then in a month you don't care anymore, and you just toss it across rooms

It's like that but with a living being once during the learning and panicking weeks

I was giving Arie some peanut butter on a spoon and somehow some peanut butter got stuck in his little nose hole

I was so paranoid about everything like what if it's stuck what if it gets infected

What if it goes into his head and close with bird pain and all he can see it's peanut butter

I freaked myself out and ended up googling how to get peanut butter out of your bird's nose. There wasn't any information on the topic

Surprisingly, and as I was looking up what the scientific term for bird nostril was he's new stood out

I've been researching and wanting an aria since I was 12

But I'm still learning new things about them all the time all you out there who have a bird probably definitely

Know what I'm gonna get into here

But I'm gonna enlighten the rest of you about a little bird thing called a morning poop

This is all learned through personal experience

Ari was finally starting to warm up to me and

Eventually it got to the point where he was comfortable stepping on my finger and playing and stuff so one morning

I took off the blanket on his cage and said good morning like I always do it was excited to start the new day and

I let him out onto my bed. He walked around and quacked a bit and then took the biggest freaking poop

I've ever seen come out of a bird

What the crap is this Ari?

There's no possible way a giant mountain poop can even come out of this two ounce bird child's bird

Hole ari poops are normally like the size of a fingernail, but this one was like I spoonful don't try to envision it too much

do birds take giant poops in the

Morning, or did he just lay

Poop egg Birds choose not to poop where or while they sleep

Which means it?

builds up during the night

Depending on the type of bird they can poop between 15 to up to 40 or 50 times a day so in the morning they

Just immediately drop 12 hours worth of built-up poop which is like 90% view but being real

Can you imagine how amazing that must feel just?

Wake up

Take a poop the size of a baby and start your day feeling light and ready for anything anyway

So that was a learning experience?

And I made a mental note make sure re morning poops before being taken out of the cage a couple weeks later

It's the start of a new day. I'm working at my computer and my mom walks in to say good morning to Ari

I wasn't paying too much attention as she took him out of the cage and onto the desk and all of a sudden

Vietnam flashbacks

Wait did he uh?

Did

He just poop all his guts out. No I forgot to warn you about morning poops

What can you clean this up?

No, it's your bird. So that's morning poops 2a0, but we haven't striked out yet strike out

That's forward a month or two and I had my parents watch ari because I was going out of town for a bit ari was

More social back then so he let my parents pick him up. He hates everyone now

I got back and my mom said everything was fine

Except one day dad took him out into the kitchen while she was eating breakfast she looked over

No, wait

The good thing is once you learn the hard way you never forget you never forget your first morning poop enough about morning poops or

birth celebration I

Don't come here very often because I don't

I'm serving a birthday for a bird is there any files you have for that?

We have birthday io

Are you ready for a surprise

Look at this just for you. What do you think?

oh

dear, I think this is too much for a bird, but he's my child I

Got a pin just for you. I think it suits you very much

I didn't get your cake because you can't eat it, so I'm gonna give you a seed ball. Let's eat. Oh

This is work

He actually hates me

There was also like this pig thing, and I thought it was really cute so I got it

It said to throw it at the wall, so I'm gonna

Same granny also got you a present open it

It's a toy. He's just gonna try and get all the seats off the table

Knows what's up? This is the only reason?

Obviously Ari is living the life of luxury here

But it really sucks because a lot of birds are in really bad homes and are being mistreated my heart hurts to think that Ari

Could have ended up with someone who doesn't care or neglects him tiny cage. No toys broken heart

No peanut butter to get stuck in his nose

It's the horrible truth for a lot of birds

But there's hope for some of them my friend Anika works at a bird rescue in Tempe

And it takes in birds that owners can't take care of anymore or that are being relocated from bad homes or that are just suffering

I've been to the rescue and besides the extreme constant bird screaming. It was fun to see all the feather buddies

there's Murphy the cockatoo who's the rescues mascot and everyone loves him and

Pistachio the super nice bird friend that helps children and people get comfortable with holding birds

And this little buddies junior who is rescued from an absolutely horrible household

He plucked out almost all of his feathers from stress and anxiety of his previous owner

But is making a great recovery and despite the abuse still loves people and being the center of attention

Oh, he's a little chicken the bird rescue is so great but since it's based on volunteer work

It doesn't make much profit on its own Anika and the owners want to renovate and upgrade the place of it to care for more

Birds, and we're hoping to start a fundraiser to help them and I was like

I want to help save Birds because I love them probably more than people so I'm donating a thousand dollars to the rescue and

Informing you about it as well. There are such great people doing such great things, and I want to support things

I believe in if you want to help out a bunch of areas the rescue and many bird friends will be very thankful even if

It's something small like a dollar or just sharing it with other people

Little things like that go a long way with enough teamwork my friend Sarah from simply Sarah

Art is super crazy wicked talented and made this awesome

Spray paint of re you can go to her channel and see how she made it to prove that she's an absolute

Prodigy and she offered to help with the fundraiser and is giving one away Sarah

How are you so good if you donate at least $10 to the rescue?

You'll be entered into a raffle to get the chance to win this beautiful re

Portrait also since I bought this party dog and realize. I have no use for it

I'm gonna just give that away, too

It says so you can write on it, so I'll write anything you want and this is the first re plush ever made

It's the only one in the world that looks like this

oh

Because it wasn't good enough. We made changes to the real Aires, so they look different, but I bet someone would think it's cool

So that's going to also ten random donors get a signed postcard from me

Why because I have a few extra from signing cards?

and I want to get rid of them happy birthday to Ari the two-year-old brat and cheers to all the other artists out there I

Wish you all happy lives filled with a lot of peanut butter

yeah?

???

(idk what the heck shes saying)

0_0

??? is a pretty bird

Plenty

idk what shes saying :p

YEAHHHH BIRDY or whatever...

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5 American/British Podcast Recommendations (with English Subtitles) - Duration: 8:52.

Hello and welcome to learn English with Jojo. This

video is going to be 5 recommendations for podcasts. Four of them are American

podcasts and one of them is a British podcast and I think podcasts are a great

way to learn new language. It's a way to become obsessed with something in the

language that you are trying to learn. It's a way to stay motivated to have

something that is routine. Normally these podcasts episodes come out once a week

or once every two weeks so you have something to look forward to. So I use

podcasts in French to learn French, to keep my French up and I also listen to a

few Spanish podcasts even though my level of Spanish is a little bit too low

to really understand what's going on. I recommend listening to American

podcasts or British podcasts if you're learning English if you are already an

intermediate speaker. Basically if you can already understand what I'm saying

in this video I think you are ready to listen to podcasts to enhance your

English learning and before I give these recommendations I wanted to say that all

of the podcasts that I'm going to mention today are in the description so

if you don't feel like continuing to watch this video you can just click on

links and read the descriptions on their websites and you don't even need to

listen to me talk for another five or so minutes

the first podcast that I want to recommend to you is The Habitat it's a

new podcast from Gimlet Media; that's the company of a few of the podcasts that I

talked about in my last video of podcast recommendations and basically it's about

six people who are on a mission a NASA mission so they're on a space mission to

live together for a whole year in very... a very small space in Hawaii and

basically try to mimic what it would be like to go to Mars together so they're

basically doing an experiment to try to see if six people

can work together for a whole year and it's not detrimental to their mental

health or to the success of the mission to be in a very small space not really

able to go outside at all except in a spacesuit anyway let's continue it's

very good you should listen. It's a seven part series and you should listen from

episode one and I think you will like it you can let me know what you think in

the comments. The next podcast that I would like to recommend to you is The

Pitch. It's actually made by the same company that makes The Habitat and it's

basically... if you've seen the show Shark Tank... I'm not sure if you have because it

might only be on American TV but Shark Tank: basically the idea is that people

with startup ideas pitch investors their idea so that the investors will invest

money in their startup and so they can build a company that way and The Pitch

is basically the same thing, probably a little bit less... a little bit less

reality TV so a little bit less drama, a little bit more interesting in my

opinion and it's... I don't know maybe I just really like business? It's so weird

to admit that, that I like business but that's just who I am I guess you can

listen to any episode, there aren't specific ones that are... it's not in any

chronological order, it's not serialized, you can pick whatever you want and

they're all they're all good episodes so... My third recommendation and I'm actually

a little bit surprised that I didn't recommend this podcast in my last video

of podcast recommendations because it's one that I love a lot that I've been

listening to for five or six years to almost every single episode.

It's the podcast radio lab and basically the idea is that it's radio but they're

in a laboratory they're in a lab and they make science very very interesting

and they talk about what's on the cutting edge, what's new in science, what

is going to change the world in which we live (in) and

what to watch out for, what is scary. Recently they actually have been doing

more documentaries about policy so about laws and how they interact with human

beings. The most recent episodes are about our border wall basically that

Donald Trump wants to make and how our policy on immigration and our border

between us (The United States) and Mexico has killed thousands and thousands of people who

have tried to come to the United States. It's pretty heavy so if you're looking

for a lighter tone in podcast maybe try this one when you're feeling a little bit,

I don't know, in the mood for it and this one you can really listen to any episode

as long as it's not one episode in a series but you can usually tell from the

title if it's part one or part two of a series otherwise it's all pretty

relevant. The fourth recommendation I have for you is very different from the

other ones, it's not a narrative podcast or a documentary podcast. It's actually

just two people talking to each other, two comedians basically talking to each

other which is what a lot of podcasts are it's just two people talking and

it's called U Up (texting lingo for "Are you up?") and it's a podcast about dating and I find it very

interesting because I'm someone who goes on dates with people who uses online

dating like tinder and stuff like that so it's just interesting to hear their

point of view on all that. They answer a lot of very strange listener emails

about situations in people's lives, very complicated situations and sometimes

it's a little bit vulgar in its humor but I think... I find that funny and I

think you would like it. I would maybe... you can listen to any episode I wouldn't

necessarily start from episode 1. It's a pretty new podcast so I think the older

episodes are maybe a little bit worse than the newer episodes just because

they didn't know exactly what they were doing in the first episode but yeah I

think I think you should I think you should listen to it it's it's very funny

and normally I don't love comedy podcasts. I don't know why... I just... they

never... I don't know not for me, but this one this one this one's good. And the

last recommendation I have like I mentioned at the beginning it is a

British podcast called The Allusionist and it's not The Illusionist it's The

Allusionist, making allusions to other things basically making references to

other things that's the idea and it's a podcast about the English language so

I'm basically obsessed with it, I love the English language obviously I have a

whole youtube channel dedicated to the English language

but even if you're not super interested in linguistics there are interesting

stories on different aspects of the English language

one recent one that I really liked was episode 76 "Across the Pond," basically it

compared American English and British English and she invited a linguist who

lives currently in England but was originally born in the United States but

has lived in England for 20 years so her accent is actually very strange its a

mix between British and American English it's about the relationship between

American and in British English and how a lot of British slang is copied from

America and a lot of American slang is copied from England and how the two

cultures interact and how they interacted back when the United States

was started from the colonies and yeah that's it for this video I hope it was

interesting I hope you at least try to listen to one of the podcasts that I

mentioned yeah I'm gonna try to do this type of video maybe once every six

months because my tastes change every six months and I discover new podcasts

and I get bored of other podcasts so I think it's a good good amount of time to

refresh this type of video so you can let me know what you think about that

and have a great day and good bye

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Bowing Deer in Nara Park お辞儀をする奈良公園の鹿 - Duration: 4:06.

I guess you gotta be real careful with them deers over here man. You gonna get hurt.

He's bowing cuz he wants a cracker.

He wants a cracker! Ah, hold up.

Is that what they do in nature? They bow to get food?

You smell the cracker? Hold on.

Hi

Whoa whoa whoa whaa

He just bit me!

What is wrong with you

Whoa hahahaha he bit me for real. He bit me.

He for real bit me.

Did you see that?

Are you recording that?

Hold on, I want to taste this cracker. Hey! No.

Oh it's very bland.

Here you go.

Hey get away from me, I got no more crackers. I'm done.

She gettin chased down.

He don't want it!

What are these guys, resting?

He's getting attacked.

Run!!

Kid: This is wack!

What's up?

No no, just stay seated. Just stay... aw man.

I got a cracker for you.

Ah you like that don't you. You like that don't you.

You like that?

Bow.

Bow to me your God.

You are not worthy.

Alright, are you worthy to serve your Lord and Savior?

Bow to your God.

You are not worthy.

Are you ready to worship?

Bow to your God.

You are not worthy.

Look at this guy following me.

You're not even worthy. We'll try you again.

Hey. Hey. Bow to your God.

Bow! Bow!

Bow.

Oh! He is worthy!

He is worthy! Don't bite me.

Go away, I have no more crackers for you.

No more crackers.

See this?

Ohsho!

Let's go.

Welcome!

Eat a duck I must

Yeah. Thanks for the food.

Alright man, now we're gonna go to the next place.

Let's go.

Wow yeah. He trying to flip up skirts.

Damn

That lady just witch slapped this deer

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PILLOLA #20 - VIVERE COME UN CALCIATORE PER UN GIORNO [Prima parte] (sub-eng) - Duration: 18:27.

A couple of weeks ago, I texted Yohan Benalouane, a prefessional soccer player from Leicester

to challenge him, as a joke, telling him that

I would be able to beat him in an endurance race.

I never thought he'd write me back, but

he did answered and said "Ok, come and prove it! Come to beat me!"

So guys, what was I supposed to do?

I'm going! I bought a last minute ticket yesterday night and now here I am!

Guys, Yohan is waiting for me

He come to pick me up from Leicester, it's about an hour drive.

Even my parents don't come to the airport for me

Here he is!

Ah! I can't see anything!

You didn't notice!

No! Where were you?

Come on...

I can't hug you...

Here we are guys!

Anna, la ragazza di Yohan

- Hi! - Yohan Benalouane

He accepted guys

But he looks worried, I'm honest

He's worried!

Someone told me there's an Ironman around

I've just arrived to the hotel And I came to pick him up

So I want to see who this Ironman really is I've just arrived to the hotel

I've just arrived to the hotel

First official night in Leicester

we've been to the physioterapist till 1.30

cause he had to loosen his muscles.

Tomorrow at 8, training with the team,

one last training and the challenge will start:

me against him!

Hitman vs Ironman

Benhalouane vs Progetto Liminis

Now I'm going to bed cause tomorrow is gonna be a busy day

Where do I switch the light off?

Who is going to switch it off? Goodnight

It's 8 am and now I'm going to

have breakfast with Yohan, then we'll go to the fields to start! Good morning!

Good morning! Let's go!

It feels like being in an english cottage

Because it is

- The weather is not the best today... - Come Barcellona

Diciamo come Barcellona...

- Let's have breakfast!! - Let's go!

Breakfast of champios for Yohan. What do you have?

Here we've got some cereals, then I always have some

strawberry jam, cause red fruits are an anti-inflammatory food

So, as you see, we also have a strawberry juice

And we're going on like this! So now

we have a big breakfast and then

we're going to train!

Let's go... you only have that bag?

Well, I have my shoes

my socks

and this is my life.

But what matters at the end of the day

is to fill this bags with feelings,

of knowledge... I'd love to

meet someone new every single day

and to learn, cause we are here to learn and grow.

And now let's see

what this beautiful day will give!

Let's see how you'll fill your bag!

Exactly!

If you ask me "what do you love?" I'll say "Soccer"

but it's not enough, it's not enough because

there are so many things to discover in this world.

I want to come home and say "Ok, today I've been to work

But, from this, what have I learned?

Who gave me more?" Maybe tomorrow I have a dinner

with, let's say, an artist, ok?

Could be even someone else.

I swear that I'll drain him with questions for one hour

With the curiosity of a child!

With the curiosity of a child to say

"What does he do in his life?

Why does he do it?"

You're someone who's training for an Ironman

and this is amazing

and I can't feel that only you are focused on me.

I must be focused on you too.

I must understand, and learn what we are talking about.

If you say "I've traveled around the world

and I have bee, let's say, to Thailand,

and maybe I don't even know the capital city.

It's bad, isn't it?

It's great to learn from everyone

to fill the bag with one experience more.

Obviously we'll find out my trainings,

my life, everything.

But I also hope to find out something about you .

Here we are at the fields!

Guys, the official open fields of Leicester City!

My place...

Remind: always go with an empty bag

and come back with a filled heart and a clear mind.

He's a friend of mine

This is the car...

It's an ugly car!

Well, he's Chinese, Korean...

Chinese! No uh!

He doesn't like it when I say this

But he doesn't speak English nor Italian

nor french... only Chinese!

Nagatomo!

He's great!

- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!

I'm filming Yohan

He's my friend!

It's for a huge documentary in Italy!

- A documentary? - Yeah

See you later my friend

He had an ugly car uh...

Yes this was a present from our President

who wanted to give us a present the year we won the championship.

Well, a little present... such as a tie!

Instead of a tie he gave you

a Porsche... My God

Yohan you have very green fields

if I show where I used to train when I was a child

Not like potato fields, it's asphalt!

England it's great for this

Great fields, the weather is not beautiful but...

Let's say you cannot complain! Look at this field, it looks fake!

Let's go to that bar...

He's a friend!

Good morning! Good morning!

They're staring at me!

Here we are!

So I stay here

- and here we have the gym... -Wow!

It smells like a barn

Yes, this is our private room

Just for our soccer shoes.

These are all yours? Why do you have so may? How...

Well cause our sponsor always give us the new one

so when there's a new colour you have to wear it...

You too have MYN?

- What? - Do you have MYN as sponsor?

No, Adidas...

I hope they'll call me.... well, not for... a Triathlon!

Cause I couldn't... but maybe for something else!

Wow! This is basically your office

I get shivers, you know?

What do you feel when you see these fields?

Mah... cioè lo vedi come un lavoro?

No, soccer is always been a dream for me, since I was a child

so it's more than a job for me

Obviously, why do I call it a job?

To become goo

you have to make it a job, right?

That means that you have to follow all the codes of this job ,

but then you only come here if you love it

if you still feel that fire as when you were a child.

And I still have it

so everyday it's a pleasure

to come here

and smell the grass,

and the competition.

Now guys I have to go...

Go move the car cause I won't pay the fine!

I was joking!

Well guys, the coach didn't let me enter the locker rooms.

He doesn't let me watch the training session, I cannot even watch!

so... Yohan texted me

and said "Sorry, but I can't let you go out of the car

You cannot go out from the car!"

Top secret , guys, cause it's the day before the game

These cars, I won't tell what kind of cars I see... they're all Range Rover

All of them, Range Rover, except a couple of BMW, Mercedes...

The challenge is gonna be tomorrow!

Guys, I don't know if it's working

It's the first time I use it. Now we have finished the training session

Giuseppe left the camera in the car, cause he had to

go away from the fields to go training.

Now, let's see what he is doing... here we are

Let's see where he is!

- Did you switch on the mic? - Here he is!

If the yellow light isn't on, the camera is off...

So guys, this wasn't planned

but we're going to train for the first time

It's not the challenge yet, not today

It's gonna be tomorrow...

Yes tomorrow...

Now we're going to have a double session

Cause Yohan has already done his training

this morning,

And so did I, alone...

Giuse, look at that care over there, you see it?

- The Smart? -No!

- That one inside? - Yes the one right at the end...

The white one and the yellow one

Those are typical English cars and they're beautiful

In England there are a lot of cars like those

On Sundays, I like to go to those...

Thrift shops?

Yes! I like old stuff, that are old but have a story...

And when people say "What are you doing here?" What do you say?

"What the fuck are you doing here?"

No it's true, sometimes it feels like you cannot go somewhere just because...

You are a soccer player...

Yes, it's true! But it's not right...

This is interestin! We don't think about this... but when you

think about someone famous,

you ask yourself "What is he doing here?

A soccer player... " Why?

Obviously is something unexpected so people like it

to meet someone they usually see on the TV, somewhere els, but I love it!

I love it so much...

Guys here we are! Back home,

Now this is home to you, right, Yohan?

Ok guys, I managed to see the locker rooms

Everyone has his own lockers

Here's Yohan's... Yohan,

You need some shoes, right?

I mean, look at his space, there are only shoes

Here it is!

So when the coach comes here...

- No! - Where's his place?

- This is private! - He doesn't come here?

He doesn't, this is our home...

It's like our home, you know?

- He doesn't tell you the training here? - Yes, but in another room...

This one is only for the players...

Do you have music, don't you?

Yes there's the stereo here...

Now we dress up

and then we go for a workout

We didn't bring anything, neither the pants, I swear

Yohan went to pick everything we might need

and the pants!

This is how you make someone a real professional!

Now we'll see on the fields what you are worth!

Guys, we are in the gym

where all the guys train

Now we're doing spinning

so I got a question for you

Would you ever do an Ironman?

Well the truth is

my passion is playing soccer, not running

Swimming instead is something I really enjoy

but I can't think of me running for so many hours

I also love biking

So let's say I could do an Half Ironman

Would you?

But if I challenged you?

I don't cause...

You have a orofessional career, but if I did challenge you to finish an Ironman?

Would you do it or not?

Yes cause I love challenges

But saying that I like running

would be a big lie

I would only do it for a challenge

- Obviously ... - It's incredible

I'm dressed total Benalouane

Right now I'm using pants that could have been his,

Or Vardy's, or Morgan's, all of them Right now I'm using pants that could have been his,

Or Vardy's, or Morgan's, all of them

and it works like this, they can come here

without brining anything and they give 'em it all

socks, pants,

shorts, everything! Shoes!

Yes they have everything here

Is it like this in every professional team?

- That they wash everything for you? -Yes

You can also bring your own stuff, it's your choice

Today I wear Leicester's pants,

which one do you wear?

Oh my god, it's incredible

We made it!

I'm filming uh...

Giuse!

Great!

Good, very good

Guys, I swear I didn't tell him

that I was going to do it

but he did right.

- Reflexes right? - Very good

Yohan I don't know if I want to do it

So basically this one's the cold one and that is hot?

- No, the opposite! - Ok, I knew you were gonna play a joke

but the hot one is for real man

I want to try but

why am I doing it...?

- Well guys, these pants... - Top!

Leicester's!

Who wore these? Everyone!

You have to go... Come on!

Eccolo!

How long do I have to stay?

- 5 minute at least! - You're crazy! Come here

Come on!

So how was this first training?

All good till now...

But you said this was you're favourite thing

No, I liked the idea but now...

Well, you're right, I'm getting used to it

I told you...

It's true, it's true

How long have I been here?

- 1 minute 35 seconds... - No, it's a lie

Speak to me, tell me something

I'm freezing!

But the water jet...is it mandatory?

Let's say it's good for you

- It doesn't feel good.. - It's a massage

If you say so...

- I see you're shaking... - No!

Let's speak, come on

I can even swim...

So it's stared: Ironman!

Come on, let's have a shower and let's go

Don't film me as I get out cause it would be... a disaster!

Bye guys!

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