♪ It's it's ♪
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
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All right, y'all!
Welcome back, man!
Listen, like, hey.
We loved our first guest in movies like
"How To Be A Player",
"Love Jones",
"Deaf Comedy Jam"
He's also a stand up comedian.
One of the funniest in the country.
Ladies and gentlemen, y'all give it up,
Show your love right now,
for one of my mentors,
one of my idols, Bill Bellamy!
(audience applause) (upbeat music)
(screams)
What's up?
I'm so proud of you bro.
Good therapy, you know, let's go.
Oh, man.
Bill Bellamy.
(laughing) (audience applause)
What's up?
Hey wait a minute, alright.
We got to get a shoe cam, shoe cam.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Boot game, boot game.
Shoe cam, shoe cam.
Shoe cam, hey!
(audience screams)
Look at the boot.
I gotta get.
Boot game, what's up?
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I gotta get some shoe cam too, now.
Yeah, give them some, let them see.
I gotta, look.
Boy
Let them know.
Boy, you blinded me.
That boy got them little twinkle feet.
(audience laughs)
I like that, they look nice.
That's fly.
You know, you click your heals together.
Click ya heals, bro.
Click your heals together, end up in the hood.
(laughs)
(clapping)
They work backwards, you click your heals,
you go right in the hood, you be like, "What?"
(laughs loudly)
Where's Dorothy?
Where's Dorothy?
Wait a minute, so, I'm gonna let Bill Bellamy,
lay out...
Okay, I did the math.
Okay.
It's been 25 years.
Yes, it is.
In 25 years, we did an episode
a the HBO's Deaf Comedy Jams,
Yes.
Same episode, together.
Yes, sir.
How did we meet, Bill Bellamy?
This is a funny story.
I'm getting off the tour bus, right?
In Birmingham.
In Birmingham, and this guy who weighed about 82 pounds.
(loud laughter)
He says, "Excuse me man.
"Hey man, I'm a comedian.
"My name Ricky Smiley, I got this tape."
It was crazy, he had like,
old, it's VHS, it was like,
(laughter)
the paper was ripped off,
and he was like, "This is my tape and my stand up.
"I got like six minutes, three of them is real good.
(laughs loudly)
"Three of them is real good, can you show this to
Bob Sumner?"
I said, yeah, I'll show it to...
'cause you know now, somebody can send you a link.
Right, right.
But is was weird 'cause the tape was real old.
I thought it was like, soap opera's on there, too.
(audience laughs)
You know?
But, I took the tape, I took the tape to Bob.
I said, "Bob, this kid is so cool.
"Man, he seems so honest and real."
I said, "We should check out the tape."
We watched it, he was so funny,
and the rest is history,
it's out of there.
(audience applause)
Thanks to you.
Alright.
(laughter)
We love Bill Bellamy.
Bill Bellamy still cool, right?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Still cool. Thank you, thank you.
Trying to be like you when I grow up, alright?
(laughs out loud)
So, we talking' about Hot Topics.
Hot Topics.
A lot of stuff in the news.
Do you think that Kenye's gonna go after the Game
for his lyric?
Did you hear the lyric?
I heard the lyric.
Everybody heard the lyric, right?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, it was a bit much.
I don't think Kenye going after the Game.
You know, that's a big go after.
(laughs loudly)
You know, Kenye kind of know who to mess with,
Right.
You know what I mean?
He play crazy, you know, what I'm sayin'?
But he'll be like, nah, I'm alright.
I'm alright.
(laughs loudly)
Alright, I'm alright.
Hey Bill?
(laughs loudly)
We saw the Game beat up a dude
with one hand while filmin' it
The same hand. with the other hand.
So you don't want that.
Plus, you just can't let Kenye go out no more,
like you used to.
Remember back in the day.
Don't it seem like whenever Kenye go out,
somebody gotta say, "where ya going?"
(audience laughs)
"where ya going, where ya going?
"Where ya going?"
"Huh, uh uh.
"Put on your shoes.
"Go with Kenye.
"Put your shoes on.
" Don't let him go out there by hisself."
(loud laughter)
Don't let him go out there...
(laughing)
Right.
Call that number on his backpack.
(laughter)
Call that number and tell him momma comin'.
(laughing loudly)
Alright.
Alright.
I'm stupid.
Y'all should be at my house,
when he comes over for dinner.
All we do is crack jokes
and laugh all day. We sit there for five hours.
My momma down there fixing, "Stop all that cussin"
Okay...
Here we go.
Alright, so would you ever
talk about your ex on stage?
Nah, nah, I think, you know,
especially for me, I just think there's privacy.
That's against code for guys to be bringing up
their girl, that's nobody business.
Especially now, if they're married.
Right.
You know what I'm sayin.
They got their family and stuff.
It's in poor taste.
Right.
It's not gentleman like.
Now, Monique, she recently called out Whoopi Goldberg.
Mm hmm.
She called Whoopi Goldberg the help.
Huh!
(audience awes)
Yeah.
What?
I mean let's just started, Sweet baby Jesus.
Like, you can't talk about Whoopi.
You know it's certain people She was Celie
from the color purple,
let's start there. You can't even do that.
You know, there's certain people like,
Whoopi, like Oprah, Obama, Michelle,
they off limits.
(laughter)
I mean you can't even have a conflict.
Off limits.
Ain't nuttin' to talk about.
That's like your grandmamma,
you cannot fight with your grandmamma.
Whatever Grandmamma say, you be like,
"Grandmamma, say we can't go."
Whatever.
Right
It seem like Whoopi, Oprah,
if you just mess with them, your power go out in your house,
or something, you know?
Right.
You know?
Your dryer stop working.
Don't they sound like they connected or something,
Right, right.
Your sprinkler or something will shut down.
It's blaspheme.
Yeah, it's blaspheme.
(laughter)
Alright.
So, we heard you have an issue with Madonna?
Yeah, I want to share this with y'all.
This just came up on my feed.
I'm sorry.
You know, I'm on Instagram just like everybody else,
and I saw that Madonna look like she gotta new booty, right?
Right.
(audience laughs loudly)
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
She been to Atlanta,
she been to Atlanta.
I mean.
Now, y'all lookin' at what I'm lookin' at.
What was that look again, when you said?
(laughter)
You gotta take that booty back.
That booty gotta go back, that aint...
Hold up, one more.
(laughter)
Do the look one more time, from the side?
I mean and then, look at it.
It don't look like it move or nothin'.
Yeah.
Right, when she sit down,
she be on a chair like this.
So, Bill the interviewed...
Real talk.
I'm sorry Madonna.
Yeah.
So they interviewed Madonna's booty on XM.
They interviewed the booty?
They interviewed the booty,
had it's own separate interview.
What did the booty say?
The booty said, "I'm going back."
(audience laughs loudly)
"I'm going back.
This don't feel right."
That's what the booty said, "It don't feel right.
"This don't feel right.
"I'm supposed to have more space."
(laughs loudly)
What is wrong with me?
Let me stop.
Madonna gonna send the goons for me.
"So you was talkin' about Madonna booty?"
(laughter erupts)
Bro, you got me cryin'.
Okay.
I don't know why they picked me to do this.
I don't know.
Why you have tears in your eyes?
'Cause you making me laugh.
(audience laughs)
'Cause I saw her face when she looked at Madonna's
booty, she was like, "No."
I can't do it.
"No, no, no that..."
Alright.
That's like your Aunty getting a booty,
you be like, "Aunty, what you doing?"
Right, you can't do that.
Like, girl I went to the club, I'm tryin to turn up.
(laughter)
Alright, so...
Woo.
I will never interview again.
Don't do it.
Never. Don't do it, don't do it.
It's worse on my radio show.
Okay.
I here you going to Atlanta for the Superbowl?
Yes. Yes.
Tell us about it?
(audience applause)
Yeah!
It's going to be a good time, you know?
Atlanta has the new Mercedes Benz Stadium.
You know, it's gonna be outstanding.
Two great teams but the energy of the Superbowl.
I don't know if you ever been to a Superbowl before,
it's really, really, incredible 'cause people
coming from all over the country
Right.
For the game.
There is so many things going on outside the game,
before the game even starts.
Oh yes, turnt.
It's basically, like super duper,
like, pep rally.
Absolutely.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
Then it's Atlanta, so you know,
no one is going to be there for the game.
Right.
'cause they gonna be in the strip club.
(audience laughs)
Yeah, right.
They gonna forget it's the game.
So where would Madonna's booty be?
It is not gonna be the strip club.
(laughter)
Madonna booty gonna be in a cage,
"cause she taking it back.
(laughter)
Alright.
Ay, ladies and gentlemen,
the one and only, Bill Bellamy, man.
Hey, listen, Bill Bellamy is performing
at the Atlanta Comedy Theater on Thursday and Friday.
So make sure y'all check him out.
Bill Bellamy, y'all.
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