THE ALMIGHTY
ALMIGHTY welcomes you!
Who is the most powerful man in the world Almighty?
Vladimir putin, president of Russia, Obama and Pope Francis are also in the list.
Hmm...
Are the illumanti real?
The answer is yes and no. Do you need that in detail?
Ah... no need Almighty
Here,
How many times do girls fart in a day?
As girls too come under human category,
they also fart fourteen to twenty times in a day,
but the thing is they won't accept it.
And one more information, girls' fart stinks more than mens
Who is the best off -spinner in the world?
Shane warne, Ajmal, Muralidharan hold the best records.
Who is the best kicker in the world?
(collapses a little) ...kicker..Kick starter..kicker shoes..kicker..
oh! NoAlmighty, WHO-IS-THE-BEST-KICKER?
kicker-kick starter-kicker shoes-kicker...
ah man! Kicker man!I repeat WHO–IS – THE- BEST- KICKER.!!!
Hey dumbass! Get out of the room!
Idiot! Why did you kick me?
Eating my brains out earlyin the morning,disturbingthe peaceful slumber.
I will give it back one day!
[ Phone Ringing ]
[ Phone Ringing ]
Hello?
Why on the earth are you not picking up the call?
[ Sighs ]
Tell me baby... was working all night,went to bed so late.
Great, so you haven't checked the WhatsApp still?
Wow! Since I begged you all night, did you send me the selfies I asked for?
Attimes even you are little merciful! My sweetie, what colour lingere were you wearing?
[ Vechicles Passing ]
Huh! For god sake! I am standing in the middle of the street! [ Vechicles Passing ]
What? Why are you in the middle of the road at this odd hour?
I'm blowing my brains off thinking how I'm going to introduce you to dad and talk about our marriage in a week's time,
Caring a penny to attend the call I'm making to remind you about the interview! Great, isn't it?
But you highness is whiling away the time to your liking not
Darling...Listen...
[ Door Opens ]
Oh Almighty! What are the consequences of going late to bed and rising late?
Obesity, Stress, Heart diseases and Heart attack.
You know what is it telling?
It is your death prediction...Coming soon!
Cell phone psycho... Tell me news to create memes?
Hmm?
These are today's sensational news,
Number one: Modi's Demonitisation failure,
people are suffering much without money in circulation.
What? Is Demonitisation a failure? It's impossible.
It is... Even those who earn twenty to thirty thousand have to beg, it seems!
[Mumbles]
Oh my god! Dude, when it was introduced wasn't it us who developed
memes with quotes like, "BRAVE PRIMEMINISTER", "BORN NEW INDIA"?
How can we somersault now?
It's not of my least concerns.
Now the memes against modi are high on trending,
Even getting above 1.7 k likes for a post.
If you want "Likes" better go for that.
hmm...Ok! Then?
Next...
Next...It's from a Director.
Did you know what he said?
If a Heroine gets commited in his movie, she must
try to keep the audience happy by acting sexy.
The heroines were agitated by this statement and now demanding him to apologise.
He has spoken nothing but the truth!
[Sighs]
But this is quite controversial...
If we create memes ridiculing him we can attract female likes
OK..Next?
Hmm. That's all for today!
Dude. What is this?
I need atleast three memes a day to run the page.
What will my followers think of me?
Oh!
Its like you wish for more problems just so you can run the page?
Anyway no big deal
You will have the usual templated ones nah? That "Annanagar girls and Avadi boys make a good pair"
or..
"Those who didn't stand up for national anthem 1 like =1 slap".Make use of those.
Good idea!
[ Music Playing ]
Hey Felix!
[Sighs]
Hey Felix!
[ Felix ] Oh Shit !! [ Amuthan ] Felix! Come here!
What dude?
There is no water in the toilet man!
Oops! Sorry that I forgot to update you with the most important news
Only if we pay the rent dues the house owner will switch on the water motor ever again!
Great!!!
Dad! What are you thinking?
Can't you drop some money in my account atleast when I ask?
All that I ask is only for house rent.
You can't even spend three thousand rupees a month for me?
What?
Through a friend? Dad I have other work to do?
OK! Where is he?
Bye!
Son, where are you?
I have reached uncle.
Where are you?
I'm in there in the bus stand.Even I'm in the bus stand where are you?
It's me! Wait I will come.
[ Music Playing ]
How are you uncle? Son, how are you?I'm good.
You are in the splitting image of your father
What? Won't you apply some oil for the hair? Uncle...
Has nobody ever told you to?Look, it has grown like a paint brush. Soon you will go bald.
(mumbles) Appliedthe entire banana on my head.
Son, do you know the route for Dasarathapuram?
Dasarathapuram? [Old Man]Hmm
this way and go straight and the next left...
Uncle...Uncle! Wait.
It is walkable distance only! Son... Just drop me there nah?
Okay. Then? How is everybody at home?
How is your mother?
It is not this hot in thirupathi, you know, Its only chennai that burns.
(aside) Yeah! As if tanned only by the heat of the Chennaisun!
What are you saying?
It's nothing uncle... just wondering...
May be it's because you were inside the temple all the
time, You would not have known about the heat outside.
Oh I see. Maybe, Right!
Ah unbearable heat! Son,
Son,
Ah...Give uncle... Elumalaiyaane! [ O lord of seven mountains ]
Its from the temple [applies the sacred ash]
Travel has turned the laddu (Indian sweet) into poondhi. Canyou adjust it?
Uncle, hadn't my father asked you to lend me some money?Give me that !
Oh sorry son! [ Amuthan ] Instead of talking so much
Uncle, what are you...? Uncle it is the middle of the street?
Wait son!
Here is the money!
Son, your father and me were bosom friends...
Even when he started his own business he didn't ask for money,
But for the last few years he is loaning money for the sake of you...
I know it is none of my business...But be understanding and take care.
Darling! You should have called me if it was getting
late,why did you walk instead?Ok.come, get on the bike.
If you didn't switch on the phone how will I know that you're late? Don't get mad for this! Comelet's go
Sruthi, isn't this the top we bought from lifestyle, the other day?
I thought it won't suit you..But it looks amazing on you!
Your choice is always right, isn't it?
[to himself ] usually when praised about dress everything gets back to normal?
Ah..Sruthi,I saw the message you sent to me in whatsapp,
It is one and half years bond for eight thousand rupees,
It will not workout Sruthi
And even Felix thinks it not even worth it.Why to try unneccesarily...Eh?
Hmm?
That is my dad's friend's company.
Oh...Okay...
[ to himself ] I'm dead !
Yes...He said that too,
That the CEO is a very good man but the growth is the only problem.
Oh!
You know what he said.If I am going to be a content writer,why to try these
baby companies..he says thatI should join directly in The Hindu itself..
Oh..Yes, yes! You should!
Right!
Just a month or so baby then i will land in a better job.
It is like a peice of cake,you know why?
One of my friends is in Deccan Chronicle,
I have asked him to tell me if there is a shot..So, no issues in getting a job
Why are you fretting over this silly matter?
Hey Sruthi?
You don't have it in hundreds?
No I don't.
You didn't change it?
Yes I didn't. I forgot.
How careless you are!
Psch...
This two hundred is not so important for you,but my entire day depends on it.
Yeah, I Know
Even I'm surprised to learn how important this two
hundred is for you and how important I am to you.
What are you blabbering?
Nothing,Just wondering incase I cannot give you the two hundred..
Even then will you come to see me?
Hmm?
Ok,I have come to a decision,
Incase you get a job,
I will say dad that you will take care of me,
if not I will say that I will take care of you.
[ Foot Steps ]
Test number 32.checking voice input.
[Felix Make Farts Sound ]
[ Almighty ] Poor imitation of human farting.
Bravo! Right answer!
[ Sruthi Voice ] I cannot give you the two hundred..
Even then will you come to see me?
[ Almighty ] Object delivery recorded at the speed of hundred kilometre per hour.
Almighty?
What could be the reason for causing stress and depression in a young 24 year old male?
Annoying parents
Oh definitely!
Unemployement
Right again!
Sympathy from the roomate
Could be!
Ego clash with the girl friend.
Hmm
Unsatisfied masturbation
[ Amuthan ] Hey man! [ Felix ] Is it so bro?
[Almighty ] Worried over the size of one's penis.
Felix..You don't know my tension,zip up your mouth and get lost somewhere..
[Almighty ] Tension..little or emotional strain..in terms of physics..
Telling over and over again why the hell is this thing recording?
[Almighty ] Record..The Sum of ..
[ Felix ] Oh this thing!
[ Amuthan] What? Are you trying to annoy me more?
What is this wrecthed thing ?
Hmm..this is the new project that I'm doing
Project, as in?
This is an Advance Level Complete Serach Engine
It has Effective Voice Recognition
With the Input of 16 Languages
Customized & Personalised Search Results
With direct SATFEED !!!
And Finally Untraceable !!!
eh?
[to himself ] uneducated fellow
Ok
Let me explain it in the way that you can understand
Hmm.
When you were a child,
you must have listened to the stories from you grandma going all awe about everything she says, right?
Why?
Because you didn't know what would be coming next!
From then to now,
who ever says the things that are so new,
you are still amazed, right? [ Amuthan ]hmm
But what if you can know what he will say even before he utters it?
Won't it be amazing?
THIS-IS-THE APP- THAT- SHOWS- YOU-AS-AN –INTELLECTUAL –MAN!
This is not the app for intelluctuals but for those who want to be believed as anintellectual.
Oh!
Fine,that it answers all the questions we ask,
but what is so great about it that we should call it as ALMIGHTY?
Hey!!!
In this digital era it is easy to make money,
but it is hard to find the accurate data and statistics.
And this app helps you with rarest of all details,
even without you asking it , in that case there is no appropriate name than ALMIGHTY.
Dude, so it answers all the question?
Hmm.
Dude,Can you loan your almighty to me,for just two days, please?
I will give it back once I'm done with the interview,please,please.
Chanceless!!!
What bro?
If Almighty is by my side it will solve all of my problems dude..please.
It is still in Alpha testing mode.
I myself am not sure of it's bugs yet , definitely I can't give it to you.Sorry.
Dude..Dude...Felix!
You know how I hear when you say that ?
It is like "I don't care what happens to you,best friend"
Ah!
Marvellous!
Even my app can't beat that,it only finds what you say,
but you can say what I think.
Bastard..stolen it.
[ Almighty ]Almighty welcomes you!
[ Theme Music Palying ]
[ Lady 1] He is expecting me to go to gym, at this age? [ Lady 1] He must be stupid.
[ Amuthan ]Okay!
[ Theme Music Continues]
[ Sruthi ] Lately, I was browsing about honeymoon packages.It was so interesting you know.
[ Dude ] I dont have much idea about it. [ Amuthan ] Shruthi !!!
[ Sruthi ] Don't pay attention to him ok?
[ Amudhan ] Hai dude!
[ Dude ] Hai dude !
[ Amudhan ] What dude? Going for a walk?
[ Dude ] What dude? We are going in a bus but you are asking about walking!
[ Amudhan ] Bus ?
[ Amudhan ] Is it inside the bus the sun is scorching above your head?
[ Amudhan ] Hmm..ok anyways..where the bus is heading to?
[ Dude ] Crossingthe stop where you have to get down!
[ Amudhan ] Oh!
[ Amudhan ] What dude? My plans are for airports you are talking about cheap things like bus stops!
[ Dude ] I can smell some over confidence in here.
[ Amudhan ] Indeed.
I will get the job tomorrow,
and then will be asking for the consent of marriage from my father in law,
he will get us married and send us to Indonesia on honeymoon..
you know you can't go to Indonesia by bus,dude.
[Sruthi] Is your slipper new? [ Dude Laufghing ]
[ Dude ] Yes.It is.
Bought this from woolands for 4500 rupees.
[ Sruthi ]Omg! 4500?
[ Sruthi ] Everything has its worth,we must know and value it.
Or else it will start putting us in trouble.
[ Dude ] Nah! I suffered a lot during the flood without a good pair of footwear,
thats why wanted to buy a quality one.
My bad ! since then it have not rained a drop.
[ Almighty ] Chances of Sower 4:15 PM
[ Amuthan ]Dude , Are you heading to kodambakkam?
[ Dude ] Yes.
[ Amuthan ] Dude ,it will rain today sharply by 4-15pm.
[ Sruthi ] Nah !
[ Amuthan ] Dude sharp 4.15 .
[ Sruthi ] What are looking up for?
[ Dude ] Nothing ...
Back there your guy was giving tough competition for Ramanan [famous weatherman ] by forecasting a rain,
was just wondering whether his words will come true?
Are you really taking his words seriously?
He is been like that always, promised that he will clear all
arrears,that he will get placed in the campus interview...
and then promised me a fast track watch in his first month salary,
on top of that he promised that he will speak to my dad about marriage within a year..
nothing has ever turned into reality..you expect it to rain, seriously?
[ Felix ] Stealing things are offense bro.
Bro
Almighty is for all of us.
Ownership of a public property is equally an offense bro!
It is not fair to quote law to me after stealing my stuff!
Come on, its only for a day !after that it will be all yours again.
I just need almighty for the interview, after that why should I need it?
you will give it back right?
Oh sure!i will!
This is too big,Can you make it little even smaller than this?
[ Almighty] Almighty welcomes you!
[ Typing ]
[ Amuthan ] Sir, [ Interviewer ] Ah?
[ Interviewer ] Oh ! amuthan?
[ Amuthan ] Yes sir.
[ Typing ]
[ Interviewer ] Amuthan, whats up?
[ Amuthan sighs ]
[ Interviewer ] Introduced yourself man!
[ Amuthan ] I'm a typical engineering guy sir.
was so hard to survive in a field that had no scope for creativity.
Thatswhen I decided be part of media,
and I'm also very much into social activities,
So for the last four six months I've been running a successful meme page.
[ Interviewer] Oh!Meme creator?
[ Interviewer] Then you must have known all day today news , mustn't you?
[ Amuthan ] Most Certainly!
[ Interviewer ] Ok tell me what is today's most sensational news?
[ Almighty ] Headlines today:Hike in the price of petrol and diesel, people suffer.
[ Almighty ] Life sentence for cow slaughter-change in gujarat law!
[ Almighty ] 5 year old girl raped by a 26 year old techie!
[ Amuthun ] Sir, 5 year old was raped by a 26 year old techie, today! [Interviewer] Eh?
[Amuthan] My bad!
What is wrong with us?
When I hear this kind of news I really wonder whether we are really humans or not!
Amuthan relax! This not the first for this kinda news!
Sir, this has happened in Porur !
She is just five years old! Goddamn it! And she was raped by a 26 year old techie!
On the other side,
Oil had polluted all our waterbodies,
and 100 dead turtles were washed ashore
And these dutiful ministers as if drawing water from well, drawing buckets and buckets of oil from the sea!
And there is no use in talking about this, you know why? That's because of India's structure!
Totally fed up with this whole thing
Hmm. India's structure!
Ok, amuthan throw some light on structure and production quality of khalifa!
[ Almighty] Khalifa, Mia khalifa structure figure size 34E-26-36.
[ Amuthan ] [To himself] OMG! Seems to be a decent man, but questions about Mia khalifa's structure...
[Mia khalifa Song Playing ]
[ Interviewer ] You know about Burjkhalifa right?
Burjkhalifa?
Yeah!
[ Amuthan ] Of course sir! [ Interviewer] Hmm.
is in Dubai, sir.
It is world's tallest building,
It is 2722 feet height sir
It is built in neo futurism architechtural style.
It is samsung CNT that has undertaken the contract of building it.
Oh !Nice!
Thank you sir.
Do you drink?
Its ok just tell me.
I go for beer sometimes!
So you are against alcohol ban, just like me.
Most definetly sir, since 2000b.c, the advent of indus valley civilisation we have been consuming alcohol.
Even in the great epics of Ramayana and Mahabharatha we have our history with alcohol.
Roughly around 30 percent of Indiansare into Alcohol.
How can we end all this in a day?
Whoaw!
Ok Mr.Amuthan lets pretend that this is not an interview, can we just converse a little, ok?
Why did you think that you cannot be creative in engineering?
[Almighty] Engineering, Creativity....
Just reason out with your own experience.
7out of 10 you would meet on daily basis would be an engineer.
They finish engineering and land themselves in some IT company and work like ROBOTS.
They all are stressed and depreesed at a very young age.
In this scenario, where can be the space for creativity?
hmm
Amuthan..
It was only with engineering men drilled homes from caves.
Even from our finest invention wheel, to today's rocket, everything is engineering.
Tanjore big temple, Burj khalifa everything is engineering only.
The bike you ride, the mobile you use, and
everything is a "thing" because of engineering only.
Just because you didn't like the field it is
not fair to blame it with lack of creativity!
It's easy in theory.
Only as a student you can see the practical difficulties.
This mindset is the problem.
If you dont know or like a thing or idea,
you conclude that idea is false.
This is a kind of terrorism happening in social media now a days.
[ Almighty] Terrorism, social network?
What is relation between the mindset and the social terrorism?
Even forcing people with your ideas is a form of terrorism.
When you don't like a thing, posting it with tags likes 1like =1 slap or
"like if you are true tamilan" or "share if you are a patriot"
is also a terrorism in disguise.
Sir, how can things we do out of love for our language and our country can be terrorism?
When a bomber was asked for reason for the
bomb blast, He too told it was his patriotism.
How can you accuse somebody for not respecting
to National Anthem that plays inside the movie?
What is the mindset behind it?
It is very common behaviour to stand up for the
national anthem, no matter where it is played.
How can it be?
Then what is the difference between vadivelu who threw sword
onto the screen when MGR lost it in the movie and you guys?
First change your perception to think there could be only one dimension for everything.
Take a look at that photo.
[Interviewer] It is a famous picture taken in Sudan in 1993.
[Almighty ] 1993, Sudan, famous photograph.
Kevin carter, eagle with a girl, gets a Pulitzer award.
This is famous photograph by Kevin carter and it bagged the Pulitzer Prize in 1994.
But this photograph... [ Interviewer ] Enough.let I talk.
Sorry sir.
It's ok.
This photo received negative responses as much as positive responses.
Carter was confronted and was blamed for leaving the place after clicking the picture
And with a care in the world about the danger the child was in.
This made him the locus of the controversy
For being inhumane towards a child in danger causing him severe mental stress which resulted in his suicide, there after
Okay...Amuthan.
Tell me now, whether it is right or wrong of what carter did?
What do you think?
[ Almighty ] What do you think?
When it comes to whether the life of a child or a photo, surely life of the child matters more.
Not like that Amuthan.
Only because of this picture the world came to know about the Sudan's famine.
It created a fear in whole humanity about the famine.
Every country began to do their best to escape such a situation in their country.
When you see it in this angle,
This photograph must have saved atleast 100 billion people, I presume.
Everything has a different angle to look at it,Even there are few quotes from sangam literature recommends the same.
What is your idea about Nachinarkiniyar? [Tamil poetess of old time].
[ Almighty ] Nachinarkiniyar... Something went wrong.
Sir?
Have no idea?
Hmm
Hmm Everyone one here are competing to be a better database,
Better encyclopedia. Individuality has gone lost.
Hmm. Listen Amuthan mine is very small office,
I pay my workers only 8000 rupees,
But I want all my workers to have some individuality,
So sorry Amuthan!
[ Almighty] Identifying your location You are correctly at Guindy.
Aproximating your location in 200 metres. [ Slow Music Playing ]
You are at guindy bus stop. [ Slow Music Playing ]
Possible buses on your route are 17 c, d 70, e 70, 170 c. [ Slow Music Playing ]
Next bus will arrive in five minutes. [ Slow Music Playing ]
[ Slow Music Continues ]
[ Felix ] Dude gives me the device.
Heyy! Give me the device,
Okay how was the interview?
Must have gone well, after all you had the Almighty on your side huh?
You must have done it well!
Sruthi, can we meet, I have to talk.
Sruthi, I'm used to following the crowd always.
If the crowd laughed I laughed, knowing nothing.
If the crowed became angry, I too became angry without any personal thoughts.
After school I followed the crowd it took me to engineering
Later realised that engineering was not my cup of tea.
Then followed a crowd and that took me to media,
I was planning to become successful somehow.
But only yesterday I realised that I'm yet to find what I am cut out for?
If the life that I have lived so far was a mistake,
My choice in partner must have also been a mistake.
[ Slow Music Playing ]
Sruthi I need some time to think. [ Slow Music Playing ]
[ Slow Music Playing ]
If you would like it i will explain myself to your dad.Hmm?
[ Slow Music Continues ]
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