Thứ Sáu, 26 tháng 1, 2018

Waching daily Jan 26 2018

Today I propose to attack you to a subject often tipped as a stage

compulsory expansion of man in space, namely the colonization of Mars.

If you want to change planet over the next few decades, you in

may have the opportunity, thanks to the ambitious Mars colonization project of Elon Musk.

Indeed, the program that the billionaire is setting up with his company

SpaceX proposes that the trip to our neighbor the Red Planet costs the colon only about

$ 200,000 (approximately $ 180,000) against $ 10 billion with current means ...

The price of a house.

Hopefully, the first inhabited ships could take off in 10 years.

Very early in the history of spaceflight our red neighbor happened in the center

all the attention from 1948 Wernher Von Braun, one of the pioneers of astronautics

modern, reflects on an architecture of missions to the red planet even before

the first space flight.

His book, The Mars Project, provides sending a team of 70 scientists

distributed in a fleet of ten ships.

It calculates the possible trajectories and the different firing of the engines that

would be necessary to carry out the journey Oh good.

Modeled after exploration expeditions of the Antarctic at the time, such a mission

seems almost grotesque today obviously Von Braun could not anticipate

that the huge progress of robotics, would allow us to explore our neighbor

cheaper. 65 years later we know much more about Mars but the ambitious missions

that the German engineer had imagined have never been born.

Yet the idea comes up regularly on the carpet lately.

It's a private company Space x that wants take up the torch of Martian colonization.

The inhabited journey to the red planet is yet a damn complicated case of

kind to make NASA shy ... what about then of a colonization project if humanity

One day decides to leave permanently his cradle? Mars does it necessarily represent

the best of destinations? For the purposes of this file let's admit that

Space x manage to send men dozens to Mars in a future not too much

distant.

This allows us to look at the first problematic of colonization

Martian, namely transport.

The solution of the American company rests on very large reusable vessels

the BFS, who would go to the planet red en masse, at each shooting window,

approximately every two years.

So these ships would work without having use of any technological breakthrough.

Good old rocket with chemical propulsion sprinkled with a touch of reuse

and methane.

In a way we are getting closer a bit of Wernher Von Braun's vision,

the mission architecture retained by Space x, makes a number of choices to make

the possible route, among which the production local fuel and this detail makes the

Space x project very different from what could have been Apollo missions or most

Martian exploration projects.

Martian colonization is not only an option allowed by the trip she becomes

necessary to this one.

Without the deployment of infrastructure local production no return possible.

All this is fine but it looks like a bit like a snake biting its tail ...

"We're going to march to establish a colony and we establish a colony to make sure

that we can leave again ". What advantages concretely, would

humanity to go settle on another planet and why Mars in particular?

Elon Musk, the founder of Space x, seems mainly driven by a desire for backup

of the human species.

In his vision of the colonization of the Planet red (twice as small as the Earth,

let's remember), billionaire Elon Musk foremost on its launchers and pitchers

reusable to transport travelers, the necessary infrastructure and resources.

One thousand trips, or more, with each times 100 people on board, could be

carried out with ITS (Interplanetary Transport System).

SpaceX CEO hopes one million of people will be citizens of the first

Martian city in 50 to 100 years! The ITS is already in preparation.

Its engines called Raptor, announced as three times more powerful than launchers

Falcon 9, are currently being tested.

SpaceX hits hard because with the 42 Raptors who will equip each thrower, these will be

by far the most powerful in history Space.

Up to 550 tonnes of payload thus be placed in low orbit.

For comparison, the capabilities of the famous Saturn V Apollo program

were 135 tons.

It is noted that they can be reused up to 1,000 times each ...

Gradually, a fleet of ships (inhabited and cargo) will be built around the Earth.

Then, when the road to Mars will be favorable (a window opens every 26 months), the

convoy will start its cruise at 100,800 km / h.

By ensuring that humanity prospers at least two planets one guarantees against

the risks of extinction.

If one of these two planets suffered a disaster major, the other can continue the adventure.

Without wishing to judge of human nature, I doubt that this is enough to move the crowds

to trigger a migration to the planet red.

It takes an economic opportunity and this side, if we look at the geography

of the solar system and that we wonder, Mars may have a playing card.

For a manufacturer of the future in search of precious raw materials, the main belt

Asteroids is a piece of choice.

It houses a lot of metals and materials precious easily accessible.

Now, what do we find pile between the belt and the Earth? The orbit of the red planet!

A little like the cities that were developing along the railroad tracks, Mars could

become an essential step between earthlings and their new El Dorado.

A bit like a mother ship that we find in science fiction movies.

Except that in this futuristic story, it's we extraterrestrials!

Due to its low gravity, it could for example to serve as a starting point for

men or robots part exploit the belt.

Obviously they are perspectives in the very long run if Space x manages to

achieve one's ambitions.

His first passengers will have concerns much more immediate.

Like all objects in the solar system outside the Earth, Mars is atrociously

hostile to human life its temperature average oscillates around - 60 °.

Its low atmospheric pressure is forbidden life out of a controlled environment.

This atmosphere is also so Concentrated in CO2 that breathing it would poison you.

She would even kill plants.

Mars does not have a magnetosphere so, hello the radiation and we absolutely

no idea what its low gravity in the long run on human organisms.

If despite this, the adventure always tempts you, here is some good news:

A hard Martian day exactly 24 hours 39 minutes and 35 seconds.

Your sleep cycle should not be to be too disturbed.

There is water on Mars as well as all chemical elements necessary for life.

It's not even impossible to think that Mars has welcomed life in the distant past.

A gravity of 35% of gravity (a 100 kg man on Earth will weigh 35 kg on Mars).

A year equal to 2 years terrestrial with 4 seasons of 6 months.

A summer of 6 months it should try a lot of world but ... the brightness on Mars is

equal to 55% of the brightness on Earth.

And after all, an atmosphere and a weaker gravity it stays better than not

of atmosphere and no gravity at all! We still does not know much about Space x's plans for colonization.

The company communicated on a first Robotic flight in 2022 and a first manned flight

in 2024.

Let's go on dates and legendary optimism Elon Musk.

The first step with robotic flight, it is to ensure that local production

propellant is possible.

On this side we should have a beginning of answer with NASA Mars 2020 rover.

The latter embeds an experience called MOXIE, which has to produce oxygen at

from the Martian atmosphere.

Space x relies on resources in water and carbon dioxide of the planet

red to produce oxygen and methane.

Only, to feed all this it is necessary energy a lot of energy and this

confronts us with another problem Martian.

The red planet is far enough from the sun to bring down the yields of solar panels.

It is also regularly covered by huge dust storms this

which does not improve the situation.

Ideally nuclear energy would provide the best alternative but we know

Space x's preference for solutions already well established.

Or to produce and store the thousands of tonnes of propellant needed for the return trip,

we will have to ask solar panels and that's without counting on the systems of

survival of mission passengers! Finally, that the first settlers come from Space

x or for that matter, local energy production will be one of their main concerns.

Mars is hard but it still offers some opportunities.

The problem of radiation, for example, could to be solved quite simply by going

to settle under the surface and for that, no need to engage in expensive drilling.

Also, the volcanism of the red planet has already done the work, we think

that Mars indeed hosts lava tubes : large underground and hollow corridors

formed by lava flows due to the low gravity of the planet.

His tunnels could be much bigger than their terrestrial counterparts, which would allow

to install vast habitats, sheltered radiation and meteorites.

The temperature would be also easier to control.

With a view to colonization, it would allow the local production of a maximum of elements.

Especially those essential for survival of man like food for example

and why not building materials.

Produce food on Mars has yet to nothing obvious, it would fertilize the

toxic soil of the planet and grow seeds and plants in a controlled atmosphere

and with a sufficient supply of light.

To be able to satisfy them in water of course.

The installation of scientists on the Planet red will allow us to do planetology

compared, and to better understand the phenomena geological and climatic conditions that govern

Earth.

Researchers will be able to improve their models to deduce fundamental laws.

If they discover that there has been life on Mars, it will transform our vision of the cosmos.

It remains that Mars could prove a little more fertile than we think.

An experiment conducted by the space center German found that lichen

collected in Antarctica was able to survive in a simulated Martian environment,

out of everything, any greenhouse or help system any.

Can we then imagine that a genetically modified cereals that is capable of

do the same ? If our settlers manage to secure their

survival in a perennial way and even to take a certain independence from

Earth, they will then be able to set up a productive economy.

It remains that the initial investment for to arrive at this result seems gigantic

relative to the return on investment possible.

We are talking here about a project that would put generations before becoming profitable ...

not really the kind of equations that pleases to the private sector.

One way to facilitate this equation could to be of Terra partly forming the planet,

that is not to make it completely identical to the Earth but to tackle

some of these very specific conditions.

Like the absence of magnetic fields.

In February 2017, Jim Green, scientists at NASA, has devised a concept in which

a magnetic pole of very high power, installed at the L1 Lagrange point of the solar system.

Mars would come to encompass the red planet in its magnetosphere.

So protect from the solar wind, Mars would see its atmosphere thickens and its temperature

climb and maybe even make up possible liquid water on the surface.

What is certain is that Mars will continue to make us dream for a long time.

It is very difficult to predict what future humanity will give to the red planet.

Between private initiatives and plans changing space agencies, it seems

impossible to know who will put first foot on the red planet and especially to

what is the deadline.

One certainty: Martian colonization will represent a major turning point in the history of humanity.

This prospect of a backup planet is seductive, but perverse.

That might suggest that it will exist a plan B the day the man will destroy

the Earth - because of global warming or a nuclear war, for example.

Before wanting to colonize Mars or the Moon, let's try to save our own planet.

Fortunately, NASA is also thinking about a way to make Mars a little bluer.

Mars had a huge ocean on its surface.

And therefore an atmosphere, an essential condition so that liquid water can exist on

a planet.

In short, so that it is potentially Living.

It would be enough to create a magnetic field artificial so that the surface of Mars is

again covered with liquid water.

And precisely, if the planet has since become red and lost a very big from

his water is because the majority of his atmosphere has disappeared.

This is what the Maven probe taught us these last years.

Guilty party?

The very powerful solar winds that sweep the planet.

And why is the Earth not concerned?

Because it has a magnetic field, created by the composition of the Earth's core.

The idea is to create a magnetic field for Mars.

I want to explain that to you, that's why I'm coming back.

For that we imagine to send in orbit an object (still to be invented) for

generate a powerful electromagnetic field which would protect Mars from solar winds.

Certainly, "it may seem fanciful."

But remember that breakthroughs have been recently made in this area, citing

the idea of ​​miniature magnetic spheres intended to protect spacecraft.

"In the future, it is possible that a structure inflatable can generate a magnetic field "

sufficient level.

If such a scenario were realized, this field magnetic would increase the temperature

and the pressure on the surface, thanks to the return in strength of the atmosphere.

It would be enough for Mars to gain 4 ° C so that CO2, currently frozen, melts.

This would lead to global warming which, for the red planet, would be good news.

Indeed, CO2 would then contribute to more warm up the atmosphere, until

that the temperature exceeds zero and makes melt the frozen water stored in the poles.

After performing several simulations, theoretically, this magnetic field system

artificial (still to be invented) could make Mars more habitable.

The results will be submitted to a review scientist.

At this point, they should also be able to tell in how long such a

scenario is conceivable.

"If this can be completed in the space of a human life, then the colonization of Mars

will not be very far, "say the researchers, who have already imagined what might look like

the red planet with a little more blue and green in the future.

Also you may not know it but our beautiful little blue planet will necessarily come out

one day from its livability zone.

And strangely, no information about the subject, with precise date, can not be found on the internet.

You will find explanations most frequently on the subject as well as a popular photo

representing our solar system with a diagram showing the habitable zone.

Look for yourself.

At no time does he mention dating of our end of the world by this consequence.

The habitable zone for reminder, it is a distance limit between a planet and its

star so that the water can be in the state liquid.

However, what we do know is that the Mars planet is at the exact place

where the Earth was at the time of Paleontology, well before the time of the dinosaurs.

NASA has invested billions of dollars in space equipment to discover

exo planets outside our system Solar and NASA find them! For the

fans of conspiracy theories this part will certainly please you.

I want to clarify that I'm not doing it here, only from my personal opinion.

At the moment, nobody knows us say whether there is a ninth or not

planet in our solar system.

We manage to find exoplanets thousands of light years from us ...

Space agencies like Nasa, like the European Space Agency, have expressed

their will, and always do, that their big goal is the man on Mars,

or the man around Mars.

That's it, they do not bother.

The problem is that they do not hurry not a lot.

The real problem is that they revolve around of the pot and that they mount intermediate projects

saying we are not ready.

It's still weird when John Kennedy in 61, launched the idea of ​​posing men

on the moon, he did it, NASA did it in eight years.

In 69 it was done! While there was neither rocket nor lunar lander! We did not have

not even made an appointment in space and it was done! So, what does NASA say

today the man on Mars, we will do it but we are not ready, we do not know

not to do, you have to do intermediate steps for that, it will take us to 20 years or 30

years ... Where is the problem? The problem is that NASA has a whole other project for

Mars but the projects «Mars One and Space x ", idea of ​​a Dutch private company

may disrupt their plan.

Indeed, how will earth form a planet to make it habitable if a human team

reality TV is on the spot? NASA's project is to transform all

the planet Mars to make it habitable.

For the moment, it is not because that the atmosphere is too thin and because

that the atmosphere is unbreathable.

There is so little gas because Mars is a small planet that has not retained

its atmosphere and there are only a few hectopascals of pressure.

It's the equivalent of the pressure that you have 40 or 50 km altitude here on Earth.

But it is possible to thicken the atmosphere Martian very quickly, simply polluting it.

If you pollute the atmosphere of Mars, you heat the atmosphere of Mars by greenhouse effect.

You already know that.

It must be admitted that it is still ironic when we look at what we did

Earth… The water vapor has as much consequence

greenhouse effect than carbon dioxide.

Then it's a snowball effect, more you heat the planet, plus ice cream

will vaporize, plus also, the dioxide of frozen carbon in the basement will enter

in the atmosphere, multiplying the effect greenhouse and so on.

And the only possibility and besides the faster and more efficient, the less expensive

in money and transport, to pollute the Mars is neither more nor less,

atomic bomb.

This is the second solution much less blue ... She was also thought by

the CEO of Space x but on a smaller scale.

In fact, it would only take a small century to give Mars an atmosphere

solid, send robots to implant algae, which with photosynthesis would create

in a few centuries a full atmosphere oxygen.

It only remains to be human to get there and to go around in the air

free and that easily, because the gravity y are less strong, we would not feel

no effects on physical, muscular damage and bone sudden during the several months

of travel.

The "Mars One" solution as for it, would like to colonize the planet, they will

in their modules that will have been brought from the Earth.

They will stay there, they will only go out in scuba gear, or in pressurized vehicles.

At first, because then, we can try to enlarge the space where you live.

We can consider large domes first in transparent inflatable material that will encompass

larger and larger surfaces.

First the size of a tennis court, then the size of a football stadium where we will have

an artificial atmosphere.

It will of course have to have created oxygen, maybe some nitrogen etcetera, so that

you can walk around without a suit.

We will have built the first domes, first Martian cities.

This is a new stage and we can conceive how it is achievable in the medium term

that is to say before the end of the century.

In other words, "Mars One" is the project to adapt to Mars, not to adapt

to us, at least not before at least 6 centuries.

NASA hides us from eventualities and healthier and politically

correct to evolve, to move, to discover and know.

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Which projects seem for you the most feasible ?

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Hey everyone and welcome to a new video!

Today I have a Finnish freestyle legend PeGe Piirto as a guest. How are you?

All good.

An iconic footballer Ronaldinho announced he'd quit his career

and that's why we're going to teach you a trick he used to do. It's called....

Reverse toe bounce.

It looks like this.

So the trick is called a Reverse Toe Bounce and it looks like that, done by the maestro himself.

Let's wait for him.

How should you start practicing this trick?

It's important to flick the ball up properly.

Try to flick it up so it would go slightly to the side of the weak foot.

Then you take a step with the strong foot.

You place the strong foot to the spot where you think the ball will drop.

Stand on your heel and right before the ball hits your foot, sharply raise your toes.

Then smoothly take another step with the weak foot and move it over the ball.

That's enough reverse toe bounce for today.

We'll do a little freestyle session now. Basic balling.

Now you'll see something quite hazardous.

Not yet.

That was the reverse toe bounce and some other freestyle tricks.

These were dedicated to Ronaldinho's amazing career.

Great person, great person. Even though I don't know him, but a great player for sure!

Great person! -Yeah he must be.

I'll call him quickly.

#dontleavehimhanging

I'm in Louhela, come to eat a pizza?

He doesn't play anymore so the diet isn't so strict anymore.

It's fine to gain a few kilos after quitting the career.

It was a good session. Thanks man. -Thanks.

Do you want to see more videos from us? Tutorials or something else? Leave a comment.

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See you in the next video, bye!

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Why living in Australia is THE BEST! [Animation ft. Discombobulated, ThatGuyWhoCantSing & MORE] - Duration: 11:17.

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Hello and welcome back to Drizzle Animations where leaving a like and subscribing will

get you your very own Farmers Union Iced Coffee!

For those of you who somehow haven't managed to figure out where I am in this wonderful

world. I live in this small little country called Australia. "'Straya", "The

land down under", "That upside down place with the kangaroos and Vegemite". Whatever

you wanna call it, it's the country I, and close to 25 million wonderful people call

home. And today (on the 26th of January) those 25 million people are celebrating Australia

Day where today, "marks the anniversary of the 1788 arrival of the First Fleet of

British ships at Port Jackson, New South Wales."

However, for the 76.5% of you who aren't in Australia, I want to take this opportunity

to show you some of the things my country offers and I would also like to explain a

few. Um… "Misconceptions" that anyone outside the country has. (Looking at you America).

Whenever someone outside Australia is asked to describe the country they always default

to roughly the same thing:

American: Australia is just some flat, dry and dusty outback plane with shacks and water

tanks everywhere. There are crocodiles, spiders, kangaroos and drop bears in your backyard

- LITERALLY, EVERYTHING THERE WANTS YOU DEAD! And they live off a diet of dirt mixed with

milk or somethin'!

Drizzle: OK, first of all, you do realise we have suburbs? We aren't that isolated.

To be fair I'm sure some people do live in shacks in the outback or something, but

most of us live on our coastlines! Secondly, no, not everything here wants you dead. And

in terms of animals in my backyard, the only thing remotely close to one is this plastic

crocodile I got from a dollar store when I was 8, and that scaly ass mother [BLEEP] is

as boring as your 7th-grade drama teacher taking you to a hipster play about paint drying.

And finally, Milo isn't dirt. It's essentially brown cocaine. And even though you are technically

supposed to mix it with milk, no one ever does. Most of the time we eat tablespoons

of it straight from the tin. At least, that's what I did as a child… If anyone of you

ate Milo like I did, please tell me in the comments so that I know I wasn't being stupid.

Phew. OK, now with that all that is cleared up, here are a few things that make Australia

the amazing country that it is.

First of all. It's hot here. Like, frying eggs on the pavement hot. While most of you

watching this are probably up to your necks in snow and negative 20-degree weather, most

of the country is averaging weather above 35 degrees on a daily basis. IT GOT TO THE

POINT WHERE HIGHWAYS WERE MELTING IN VICTORIA! Oh boy, only in Australia... But at the same

time, our weather is like your bipolar ex, they can both change rapidly without any warning,

and it's kinda weird.

Weather Presenter: Hello and this is the Australian forecast for the next week. I hope you all

have your A/Cs ready because from Sunday onwards every city in the country will be above 36

degrees! However, do expect the weather to drop rapidly on Wednesday, where there will

be nationwide storms, until Thursday where the temperature doubles. Because Australia,

I guess.

Something else that I would consider kinda weird is some of the things people believe

about us. I don't understand how you guys come up with half of this stuff and as much

as I hope you are all joking when you say this, it's sometimes hard to tell... NO, WE

DON'T PUT SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE. WE DON'T EVEN SAY SHRIMP! THEY CALLED PRAWNS! The only

reason that phrase exists was because of a tourism ad played in the states in the 90s.

Advert: "Although you lot do have a funny accent! Come on, come and say G'day! I'll

throw an extra shrimp on the barbie!"

Also, drop bears don't exist, and we also don't ride kangaroos to school or keep them

as pets. They are our equals and we treat them with respect thank you very much

[BLEEP]

Also, just because I live in the same country as your cousin doesn't mean I personally

know them, NO ONE HERE DRINKS FOSTERS AND WE ARE NOT UPSIDE DOWN! Once again, what are

you foreigners thinking? Like, come on guys I thought you were smarter than this …

Speaking of foreigners, Australia is probably one of the most diverse countries in this

world, we have people from all different cultures and backgrounds who call this country home.

But when most people think of Australians, they usually think we are all like Steve Irwin

or something. I have even had a few people ask me if people like this exist:

Australian: OH [BLEEP] YEAH, NAH YEAH NAH MATE. GRAB ME A BIT OF GROG AND A CIGGIE AND

LET'S GO EAT SOME SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE AT MACCAS WHILE WE WATCH THE CRICKET ON TELLY

MATE! [BLEEP] 'OATH [BLEEP]! KOCHIE, MEAT PIES, [BLEEP] THOSE KIWI [BLEEP]!"

[BLEEP]

To be fair, I'm sure at least one person like this exists but the sad thing is there

are some people who actually believe that most Australians are like this which… Just…

Come on guys you can't be serious?

On a completely unrelated note, I just want to talk a bit about some of the food we have

here. Specifically, some Aussie exclusive foods we have. Even more specifically, how

anyone outside of Australia doesn't know how to eat them correctly… It really shouldn't

bother me this much, but seeing Americans eating some of the food we have incorrectly

kind of tilts me.

The main food no one seems to eat right is Vegemite, a food spread made from yeast extract.

Now America, you have done some amazing things for this world. You have sent men to the moon,

you have made amazing advances in technology and science, and in general, you are a pretty

nice country. And yet, despite all of these accomplishments, NONE OF YOU [BLEEP]WITS HAVE

FIGURED OUT HOW EAT VEGEMITE PROPERLY! IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD!

To enjoy Vegemite properly, you need to get a toast and spread butter and Vegemite very

thinly. THINLY! MOST OF YOU PUT ENOUGH VEGEMITE ON YOUR TOAST OR CRACKERS TO FEED A SMALL

VILLAGE! And don't get me started about the idiots who eat Vegemite with a spoon.

IT'S NOT NUTELLA, OF COURSE, YOU WON'T LIKE IT IF YOU EAT THAT MUCH. YOU SILLY SAUSAGES!

Man: That's… That's - [Gagging]

Drizzle: [Sigh] Jesus Christ

Anyway, our next food item is Tim Tams. They are essentially 2 chocolate biscuits with

chocolate filling, with said biscuits being coated in chocolate. Now if your mouth is

drooling and your arteries are feeling a bit uneasy, they should be. As much as these biscuits

are very fattening they are absolutely amazing! By the way, if you ever get your hands on

a pack, you need to try out something called "The Tim Tam Slam", where you get a beverage

(usually warm milk or tea), bite off two opposing corners of the Tim Tam and then you use the

Tim Tam as a straw. It sounds so simple and boring, but you have no idea how fun and delicious

it is!

Rhett: It's incredible! Mmm… Thank you, Australia!

You know what else is delicious? Fairy Bread, a staple of Aussie cuisine. To make it, get

a slice of white bread, spread some butter on it then sprinkle "Hundreds and thousands"

on the butter. Once again, this sounds so simple, but IT'S SO GODDAMN GOOD! I don't

know what it is, but for some reason EVEN AS A 17-YEAR-OLD MALE, I will go out of my

way to make and eat Fairy Bread, I enjoy it that much. Sadly, because of my Italian heritage

I never really ate Fairy Bread that often, and the first time I had it was when I went

to an Australian friends house.

Friend: Hey dude, you have to try this stuff! Drizzle: Umm, sure what is it?

Friend: It's called Fairy Bread! Come on dude you have to try it, it's amazing!

[Chewing noises] [Silence]

DRIZZLE: Oh.. My… GOD THIS IS AMAZING

OK, I could go into a detailed list of all of the food we have, but I'm 90% sure that

a third of the people who clicked on this video left the second I mentioned Vegemite.

So here is a quick list of some of the foods and drinks we have. [Takes a breath]

Anzac biscuits, Weetbix, Lamingtons, Bacon rolls, Fish 'n' Chips, Pavlova, Pies, Sausage

Rolls, Pasties, Caramello Koalas, Shapes, Scotch fingers, Twisties, Burger rings, Hundreds

and thousands biscuits, Cheesymite Scrolls, bacon and cheese rolls, iced vovos, coles

mudcakes, mint slices, wagon wheels, Cherry Ripe, crunchies, Chicken parmigiana, Chiko

rolls, golden gaytimes, paddle pops, zooper doopers, calippos, drumsticks, Solo, sprite,

cottees cordial, bundaberg drinks, bickfords drinks, kirk drinks, farmers union iced coffee,

dare iced coffee, pura milks, VB, carlton draught, hahn super dry, west end, 4 x gold,

James Boag's I could go on and on but my lungs have no air in them anymore sweet Jesus!

[Inhales asthma puffer]

[BLEEP]

However, ladies and gentlemen, there is one food that is considered to be an Australian

phenomenon. An item of food so glorious, so delightful, so iconic in fact that I guarantee

you all Australians have had the pleasure of indulging in it at least once in their

life. It's base, a slice of the cheapest white bread money can buy, it's main component

a char-grilled sausage, all topped off with fried onions and condiments to your liking.

All over the place where "Lowest Prices are just the beginning™", I present to

you: the legendary "Bunnings Snag"

Guy: "Wait, Drizzle, isn't Bunnings a hardware store?"

Drizzle: "Yes it is!" Guy: "Why does a hardware store sell fo-"

Drizzle: "Shhhhh! Don't question it!" Guy: "But Drizz-"

DRIZZLE: "Listen here you [BLEEP] little shi-"

[BLEEP]

In all seriousness, Bunnings lets charities host sausage sizzles to raise money. And considering

you can get a snag and a drink for just four bucks, I don't see why you wouldn't want

to! And trust me when I say this, the snags there are actually amazing. When it gets to

the point where people are flying drones to Bunnings to pick one up, you know they are

doing something right. I don't know what the appeal about buying a sausage from a hardware

store is, but God damn do I go out of my way to actually eat one.

Aleandro: Actually, you know what? This has inspired me, we are gonna… [Stuttering and car keys clinking]

Let's go get one right now!

On a completely unrelated note, it's quite obvious that the main language spoken here

is English. But the amount of slang we use on a daily basis is crazy. And even I didn't

know most of the words that some people have used until I did some research!

There are simple ones like "g'day", "Fair dinkum", "Arvo'" which essentially

everyone, even non-Australians know about. Then there are more colloquial terms used

in phrases such as "Chuck a U-EY at the servo mate" or " Put a sock in it you

Drongo ". Then there are the ones so strange that I either have never heard of them, or

they make zero sense to me!

First off, for some reason, most of us refer to strangers as "Mates" and some of us

call our friends "[BLEEP]", for some weird reason. And side note, if an Aussie calls

you "A sick [BLEEP]" don't take offence, that's a compliment. Yeah, don't ask me

why it just is… Then there are words like "bluey", "Cozzie",

"Bush telly", "click" like WHAT!? I don't think I have ever heard a single

person using these words in my lifetime!

I could seriously go on and on about some of the slang people use, but this video is

already too long as it is, so I will include some links in the description if you are interested

in learning a bit more.

In conclusion, while Australia does have its flaws, I honestly wouldn't want to live

anywhere else. I am seriously grateful that I was born in such an amazing country and

I wouldn't trade living here for anything. Speaking of which, do you know what would

be even more amazing? You subscribing to my channel! All you need to do is click on the

circle with my face on it! And while you do that, I'm going to make myself a milo. Catch

you all next time!

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Asier Garitano's side did manage a point at Mendizorroza last time out, but are five games

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They're on 25 points, one more than Espanyol.

Quique Sanchez Flores' side will also be hoping to make a come-back after a frustrating 3-0 home defeat

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National Museum of Korea exhibits 'Tigers in East Asian Art' - Duration: 2:12.

A special exhibition, featuring one of the mascots of the Winter Olympics is on.

Different types of tiger artworks by artists from three East Asian countries are on display.

Kim Mok-yeon taks us to the event in Seoul.

In celebration of next month's PyeongChang Winter Olympics, the National Museum of Korea

has begun an exhibition Friday called "Tigers in East Asian Art."

It was organized jointly by Japan's Tokyo National Museum and the National Museum of

China, and features 145 paintings and artifacts from the three East Asian countries.

Tigers have been considered a special part of their cultures since ancient times.

"The three neighbors -- Korea, China and Japan -- all shared a common belief that the tiger

had noble characteristics and powers to protect humans.

This is one of the reasons why the animal was selected as mascot for this year's Winter

Olympics."

This is the first time the museum has held a special exhibition focused on tigers in

20 years.

It recalls the history of tiger-related artwork from long ago through the modern era... with

drawings and carvings on media including pottery, weapons and even pillows.

The works reflect how the three nations see tigers differently, and visitors say going

to the exhibition has been worthwhile.

"For kids, tigers might be scary.

So I came here with my children to show them the great and unique characteristics of the

tiger as it's depicted in Korean art."

"I had a meaningful time today.

It was nice learning about the different ways tigers are depicted in the three countries."

The organizers say they hope the exhibition will help improve cultural exchanges between

the three countries by helping people discover things they have in common and understand

their differences.

"Since the Olympic spirit is also about harmony and prosperity, we thought that this could

be a good opportunity to share with the world the common historical values shared by Korea,

Japan and China.

We hope the event will serve as a bridge encouraging more exchanges and cooperation among them."

The exhibition will run for nearly two months until March 18th, the last day of the 2018

Paralympic Winter Games.

Kim Mok-yeon, Arirang News.

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