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Waching daily Jan 26 2018

In addition to changing their looks, actors often have to change the way they speak to

play certain roles.

That's not as easy as you'd think, but when you're at the top of the game like these celebs,

you can pull off an accent so well that audiences may have no idea it's not your native tongue.

Margot Robbie

After sporting a Brooklyn... kinda.. accent in Suicide Squad and a pretty good regional

accent in I, Tonya...

"I don't have a wholesome American family."

...you probably wouldn't guess actress Margot Robbie is an Australian who got her start

on the Aussie soap opera Neighbours.

"It's so rewarding I'm sure you find as well but it's also so hard."

And let's not forget how well she nailed a Brooklyn accent in her breakout role in The

Wolf of Wall Street.

"Daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very very very long time."

With that kind of talent, it's no wonder she's well on her way to dominating Hollywood.

Christian Bale

After his critically-acclaimed portrayal of Batman in The Dark Knight trilogy, Christian

Bale was a household name.

"I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight but this is different.

They've crossed a line."

He also had notable roles in Terminator Salvation, Public Enemies, and The Fighter, which all

involved American characters.

"Mickey has a chance to do somethin' I never did.

That in my time I never had."

What many moviegoers don't realize is: Bale is actually British — but it seems he rarely

chooses roles that require his native accent.

"I've never particularly been asked to do transformations you know you just get it in

your head and you go 'I need to.'"

Tom Holland

After making his debut in Captain America: Civil War, then blowing away the competition

with Spider-Man: Homecoming, it's safe to say that Tom Holland's version of the wall

crawler will be sticking around for a while.

"It was a great party, yeah, really great house, a lotta windows."

While Holland has brought a youthful spunk and renewed energy to the Queens-based superhero,

moviegoers may not realize this Spidey is all kinds of British.

"Once I had the accent down, I could then relax, I didn't have to think about speaking

correctly."

In fact, CinemaBlend reported that an entire scene had to be reshot after Holland forgot

to use an American accent while filming Spider-Man: Homecoming.

"They had to cut it so you don't like see my face when I say hello… because I'm like

'ello gov!

Ah on me!"

Charlie Hunnam

Thanks to his role as Jax Teller on the FX series Sons of Anarchy, Charlie Hunnam rose

to fame — and Hollywood hunk status.

"I talked to Lowen last night… that's the truth about what happened with Tara."

He also appeared in sci-fi-blockbuster Pacific Rim where, again, you'd just assume the dude

was American.

"Remember… it's about compatibility, it's a dialog not a fight.

But I'm not gonna dial down my moves."

However, Hunnam is British and grew up in the town of Newcastle.

"Charlie Hunnam, boom…King Arthur.

. Here we go, you can only f--- it up from here on out"

His accent isn't as prominent as it used to be, and according to Hollywood.com, he actually

had to hire a dialect coach to help him lose his American accent while playing King Arthur.

Idris Elba

Actor Idris Elba is probably best known for his breakthrough role on HBO's critically-acclaimed

series The Wire.

"We do worse...and we get paid more."

The actor's accent blends right in with his fellow castmates, so fans may be shocked to

learn that Elba is actually British.

"London…

East London.

I'm a Hackney boy."

His convincing run in The Wire is even more impressive considering he wasn't always quite

so good at the accent.

Back in the '90s, producers dubbed over his voice in a film because his American accent

was so bad.

"Hot delivery, anywhere on Altar guaranteed."

Hugh Jackman

If you only know Hugh Jackman from his seventeen years of playing Wolverine in the X-Men movies...

"Really?

You gonna try to sound tough standing there in your red underwear?"

...then you'd probably never guess he's Australian.

"I'm pretty good at it, but I feel like I'm an Ozzy here in America I feel like really

nail this."

Don't feel too bad if that caught you off guard; Jackman actually got so good at playing

Wolverine that he had to practice his native Australian accent for the movie Chappie.

"K, that's a lot worse than just failing at work."

Andrew Lincoln

The Walking Dead has been a pop-culture juggernaut for AMC. Andrew Lincoln's leading character

speaks with a distinct Southern drawl…

"After that, maybe you should just run."

...but the actor is actually British.

"I would say it's a work in progress but it's a work in progress, apparently."

His real name is actually Andrew Clutterbuck — but that didn't fly with his agent.

"He insisted that I change my name."

"Really?"

"Yeah, he said, I sounded like a hobbit."

You don't get much more British than that.

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Aag Ka Jharia | Jharia Coal Fire | A Hindi Poem | Satluj - Duration: 4:44.

People get worn out, trying to make a home for themselves, And you don't feel pity in destroying whole settlements.

Everyone talks about Kashmir and Delhi

Today, I will talk about Jharia

In Dhanbad city

the coal capital of India

there's a place Jharia,

known for best quality of coking coal.

which is a vital ingredient in India's growth story.

Yeah...

Yeah, our India is developing.

Everyday it's reaching new heights of development.

But have you ever thought about

the cost at which this is happening.

So, let's find out through this poem

about Jharia which his burning for over 100 years.

Poisons kept on seeping out of the land,

as fire kept on blazing in the womb of earth.

Countless adobes got destroyed,

Countless adobes got destroyed,

as the black cobra (coal)

as the black cobra (coal) kept on swallowing my hometown.

Once lush greenery of farm used to wave (in the air)

Once crops used to take sunbath in the barn

Those land which were shiny gold

Where little squirrel used to play (games)

All those lands got burnt in a black magic

All those lands got burnt in a black magic

Only ashes and smokes...

Only ashes and smokes remained and became their life

What price it had paid for the development

Lighting up the country, it itself slept in the darkness

Ask those Coal-Mafias,

Ask those government

How much money have they made by undermining its existence.

A termite has infected this land

It keeps eating it up

Whenever the earth opens its mouth,

Whenever the earth opens its mouth,

it takes everything direct to the hell (fire)

Now those small shoulders don't carry schoolbags,

They carry coal baskets on their head

What mother would tell their children

What mother would tell their children

Maybe that's the fate of poor

Their future are blazing in this fire,

All those false promises of re-habitation are burnt

Those who have accepted this as their fate

Those who have accepted this as their fate

Sitting on the top of this volcano, they await death

What to say whether it's someone's greed or a pretense of this so called development

I want to ask you all,

I want to ask you all,

Is there any savior of these poor?

On their deathbed, how many flags of development, you will unfurl.

In this greed satisfaction,

how many villages will you devastate?

This digging will prepare their grave someday,

This digging will prepare their grave someday,

In this blind search of black diamond (coal)

In this race to develop this country

One day, this Jharia...

One day, this Jharia will become the mouth of hell

One day, this Jharia

will become the mouth of hell.

This voice is not mine, it's the voice of people residing there.

I just gave words to their cries.

I won't say that this video will bring a major change

but I can hope that

Those who always talk about development

this voice would reach to them.

So that they could search within themselves

the real meaning of development

Can't development take place considering everyone?

Friends, I hope you've liked this video.

If you have any suggestion regarding this video or channel

then you can comment below.

Don't forget to LIKE this video.

B'coz it helps me come up with such contents.

And share this video so that it could more people.

And if you haven't subscribe to this channel,

then consider subscribing

for more such poems,stories and short-films.

I will come with a new video very soon.

Till then, keep laughing, keep smiling and keep spreading love.

Namaskar... JAI HIND!!!

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Andrew Scheer is just like us | 22 Minutes - Duration: 1:28.

Oh hey Canada.

Scheer here.

You know,

even though I'm the head of the Conservative Party,

I'm still just your average Canadian.

Growing up, my family never had a car --

or a televison.

Or fancy indoor plumbing.

Because unlike our current Prime Minister, I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

In fact, we didn't have spoons at all.

If we wanted soup or pudding, we had to freeze it -- and eat it with a knife

and fork.

The same as all of you.

Nothing was ever handed to me as a kid.

I had to work hard, since I was eleven years old.

I've worked as a paperboy, store clerk, a waiter, hotdog vendor,

chimney sweep, coal-miner,

a roofer, piano salesman,

cememetary groundskeeper, carny, Head Carny,

pool hustler, human-fly,

crash test dummy and bounty hunter.

And now, I'm ready to add Prime Minister to that list.

But at the end of the day, I'm just a normal guy.

I put my pants on one leg at a time...

Or I would,

if I owned pants.

Which I don't.

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MUZLU MAGNOLİA - HOW TO MAKE BANANA MAGNOLIA - Tuğba Turan Yıldız - Duration: 2:58.

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An introduction to streaming audio - Duration: 17:05.

I have been involved in file based audio, streaming as you might call it, over the last

15 years or so.

It all started when I saw my son play mp3's from his computer, and the phenomenon has

fascinated me ever since.

In this video I will tell you what I have learned about playing music from your hard

disk at better than MP3 quality.

I didn't like the mp3's my son used, so I gave him a proper stereo, including a Marantz

cd-player with improved clock oscillator.

He enjoyed the set but kept using the computer as source in stead of the cd-player.

So I gave him a stack of recordable cd's for I thought that money was the problem.

But it wasn't.

It was ease of use that drove him.

It made me think about the future of audio and started investigating the possibilities.

A noisy computer in the living room was no option and silent computers were scarce and

expensive then.

When Philips had a device out that could play photos, video and music from a computer over

the network, the Streamium SL400i, I ordered one.

It was then that I learned that playing audio from a video enabled device might not lead

to very good results.

To cut a long story short, I traveled through File Based Audio country, passing Squeezebox,

Sonos, iTunes - combined with Audirvana, Amarra and Pure Music - Simple Audio, Bluesound,

Pro-ject, Raspberry Pi, Sonore, SOtM and many others.

In this video I will attempt to give you an overview of the most popular ways of playing

audio files from a storage medium.

It's not an in-depth story and it doesn't pretend to cover all.

But for those relatively new to file based audio I hope it will give more insight in

the matter.

People that want more in-depth information might consider buying my book File Based Audio

aka Streaming Audio.

You will find the link below this video in YouTube.

Let's start with some general remarks.

There are some remarks to be made on the search-ability within streaming systems.

The number of metadata fields that can be searched is often limited to artists, albums,

genres and perhaps also the release date.

The support of extended metadata was - and sometimes still is - limited.

For instance, with classical music, the composer field, a standard field in all file formats,

might no be supported by the streamer or streaming server.

This led to very poor metadata-sets where in stead of the performing artist the composer

was entered.

So in stead of Arthur Rubinstein playing a Chopin nocturne the metadata sometimes only

named Frédérick Chopin as artist while in other files Chopin and Rubinstein were both

named as artist.

The correct way is to enter Chopin in the composer field and Rubinstein in the artist

field.

Often the composer field can be searched using the general search field.

This will usually be slower, but it's better than nothing.

But if you are a fan of classical music, be sure to check whether searching on composers

is facilitated.

On the other end of the scale not only the composer can be searched on, but for instance

also the composition, like Sheherezade by Rimsky-Korsakov.

Then there are systems that don't support gapless playback.

So if you play music that is continuous but is marked in track numbers for convenience,

there will be a short silence between the tracks.

For instance with live music the applause is muted shortly.

Even more irritating is when a continuous piece of music is concerned, for instance

Canto Ostinato by Simeon ten Holt, played by Kees Wieringa and Polo de Haas, a minimal

music-like composition for two pianos of almost 75 minutes that - on cd - is divided into

106 tracks.

Played on equipment that doesn't support gapless playback gives you a short break in

the music about every few minutes.

The better streamers nowadays solve this in the hardware, but there still are those that

don't.

The first system I came across after the Philips Streamium was the Slim Devices SliMP3.

It sounded disastrous.

This was corrected in the successor: the Squeezebox.

Several products followed and in 2006 Slim Devices was bought by Logitech.

They introduced the Squeezebox Touch that supports 96 kHz.

Many tweaks came available over time: better power supplies and later on even unofficial

firmware tweaks for the Touch that would activate the USB socket as output to a USB DAC and

later on an update to 192 kHz over USB.

The system is managed from server software - Logitech Media Server, LMS for short.

It was initially operated from the Squeezebox display using an infrared remote.

The player sent the infrared instructions to the LMS that sends back album or track

information to the display.

You then select music to play and again this request is sent to the LMS that responds by

sending music files to the player.

The Squeezebox itself is a dumb terminal, passing on information and rendering music.

Later on iOS and Android apps became available as remote.

There also was a Duet that had no display on the player but a display on its remote

control.

Logitech stopped making Squeezeboxes in 2010 but promised to maintain the support for the

LMS.

Today other parties use the LMS for their product.

There are emulators for the Raspberry Pi and for instance Sonore and SOtM offer a Squeezebox

emulation in their streamers.

There are also many plug-ins for LMS to expand its possibilities, including for streaming

services like Tidal.

Be wise though and install only those plugins that you really need to prevent instability

of LMS.

Many players use the DLNA protocol.

It needs DLNA server software running on a computer or NAS.

DLNA was initiated in June 2003 by the large consumer electronics companies.

It was designed to facilitate streaming video, audio and photos from your computer but it

was obvious that the audio part had little or no priority.

The system worked fine when indexing a few hundred files but became notoriously slow

when thousands of files had to be indexed and searched.

Most people won't have more than a few dozen videos but for audio - and photos nowadays

- things are different.

If you own 100 cd's, that will be around 1300 tracks.

Clever hardware solutions and better server software have mostly solved this problem,

at least in the better products.

Furthermore DLNA does not support gapless playback.

The better manufacturers have also solved this in their playback devices while modern

DLNA servers do support most or all metadata fields.

But there are still products out there that don't.

Even within the same brand one model might while the other won't, so be sure to check.

There are also manufacturers that used DLNA as a base and built their own extensions on

it, like Denon Heos, Linn and Yamaha MusicCast.

DLNA is based on the universal plug and play standard and companies that didn't want

or weren't allowed to join the DLNA consortium, developed a comparable system and named it

UPnP AV.

In practice you will find no difference between UPnP AV and DNLA and you can mix both systems

without any problem.

There are many DLNA controller apps for smartphones and tablets as there is a lot of DLNA server

software, sometimes as pure DLNA server but there is also player software that doubles

as DLNA server.

Even hardware players like those by Sonos offer their music to other players through

the DLNA protocol.

Systems like Sonos and Bluesound and software like Volumio for the Raspberry Pi use their

own local indexing system, Just point it to the shared volume on your home network and

it will be indexed after which you can pick and play your music.

Bluesound and Volumio-like programs can even work without a shared volume: as soon as you

have you music on a hard disk, connect it to the player and you're done.

Some players even have the hard disk built in and also hold an optical drive to rip the

cd's to the hard disk.

Self indexing systems are rather responsive since they contain the index locally and when

more devices are added, the indexes will be automatically copied to those too.

There is a limitation too caused by the amount of memory in the player and the efficiency

of the database engine.

This limitation only gets in the way if you have a real big music collection.

The BluOS used in Bluesound also is used in NAD products.

They are not the only self indexing systems, upmarket products like Sooloos do their own

indexing and have no need for a computer.

Self indexing players are the easiest to install and maintain and are highly recommended for

the computer illiterate.

There is a broad offer: from the relatively low sound quality of the Sonos to the true

high-end Sooloos.

On the other side of the spectrum we have the computer literate that use the computer

for playback.

They were there even before the Squeezebox but it took some time before decent audio

quality was possible.

The simplest way is to use the analogue output of the computer but as often with simple solutions

it results in poor audio quality since the sound card inside the computer suffers from

poor clocking, polluted power supply and interference from other clock signals.

Using an outboard sound card - a digital to analogue converter, abbreviated to DAC - does

offer better sound for it suffers less form the aforementioned problems.

But they are not entirely gone.

Some use an audiophile power supply to further improve the sound quality while others use

interface boxes that clean up the power lines and re-clocks the USB or SPDIF signal.

Depending on the quality of that box the result can be somewhere between hardly better to

shockingly good but shockingly good easily will set you back a grand.

And than there is the operating system that - by default - will change the audio signal.

For quality sound you don't want that.

This can easily be solved but it depends on the OS what is needed.

Windows computers will need a special driver, a special mode to be enabled and bit perfect

software.

On a Mac and Linux computer just the bit perfect software will do.

Some software will allow you to use network audio adaptors - which I will discuss in the

following chapter - like JRiver Media Centre that can play music to DLNA renderers.

The network audio adapter - NAA or short is essentially

a digital output that is connected to the computer over the network.

When you use a tablet or smartphone to control a Raspberry Pi that emulates a Squeezebox,

the Raspberry Pi is essentially an NAI.

The same goes for a DLNA renderer or Roon Endpoint - on which later more.

The essence is that the noisy computer can remain elsewhere while the NAA will be placed

in the living room.

Since the NAA is a very simple computer, purposely built for audio, it will be more optimal and

thus provide the DAC with a cleaner signal than a regular computer.

Also here price and performance vary greatly and the most expensive will not automatically

be the better one.

But the better one will be more expensive for it takes a lot of design time and expensive

components to achieve this.

Many audio specific streaming systems are brand specific too.

Sonos only supports Sonos hardware, BluOS only supports Bluesound/NAD and so on.

This doesn't apply to DLNA ad also Roon is brand agnostic.

The latter is a development by the people that started Sooloos and left some years after

Meridian had taken over the company.

The difference between DLNA and Roon is immense, in speed, presentation, metadata and price.

The Roon server is run on a computer running Windows, Mac OS or Linux and has at least

an Intel i3 processor and a SSD system disk.

A special version is available for the Intel NUC if you are willing to dedicate that computer

fully to Roon.

I have several videos on Roon if you want more details.

See the link in the comments in YouTube.

You control Roon with a smartphone, tablet or computer and you can output to the computer

output, a DAC connected to the computer, DAC's that are Roon Ready, streamers that are Roon

Ready, NAA's running Roon Ready software and Raspberry Pi's running Roon Ready software.

You can also send music to other computers, smartphones and tablets running Roon software,

Squeezeboxes, Sonos equipment and Airport stations.

So, like with many other systems, you can store your music centrally and play it on

many places in the house.

Like DLNA you can use it for ultra high end audio in the listening room, top quality hifi

in the living, use a Bluesound player in the study, a Sonos speaker in the kitchen and

a Raspberry Pi with sound board, connected to that old ghetto blaster in the garage.

Your son and daughter can play from the same pool of music over their computer or smartphone

and each an everyone can have their own profile, playlists and so on.

It is hard to say what system suits you best.

I have reviewed a large number of solutions, see the playlists on Streaming audio players,

networked audio adaptors and networked audio players.

See the links below this video in YouTube or Patreon or at the end of this video.

And subscribe to this channel or follow me on Twitter, Facebook or Google+.

See the comments below this video in Youtube for the links.

If you have a question, post it below this video but please don't ask me for buying

advise.

See my About Questions video to find out why.

If you liked this video, please consider supporting the channel through Patreon and see super

exclusive videos too.

Just one dollar a month will do.

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And don't forget to tell your friends on the web about this channel.

I am Hans Beekhuyzen, thank you for watching and see you in the next show or on theHBproject.com.

And whatever you do, enjoy the music.

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Joron k dard se nijat pane ka wazifa | wazifa for joints pain | ghutno ke dard ka ilaj - Duration: 2:44.

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The Truth About Citrus - Duration: 3:34.

So you just finished watching Citrus and I know whatcha thinking.

Alright just because I have a track record of fantasizing about anime girls.

You're going to expect me to talk about how lewd and how hot these lesbians are.

Yeah Yuri is definitely hot.

No question about it.

But so what I already know it's going to make your genitals tingle.

The opening shows the two leads kissing.

Twice!

We already know the romance is going to be good.

And Mei will have a cool yet sad backstory.

And there's going to be a lot of lewd!

Noooo [Don't do it]

That's not the problem.

There is something way more important.

Than hot girls making out.

Like look at this title.

Why is it called Citrus?

This is a mystery that's way more important than lesbian incest romance.

And I need to find the truth.

[It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a good show check it out]

What is Citrus?

According to Google.

A citrus is a tree of a genus that includes citron

Lemon

Lime

Orange

and Grapefruit.

Native to Asia

Citrus trees are widely cultivated in warm countries for their fruit.

Which has a juicy flesh and a pulpy rind.

But what does that have to do with Yuri?

Yes Yuri is native to Asia.

But only Humans can be Yuri right.

Wait a minute.

Of course.

Women are juicy.

And they have flesh.

And if you google search Pulpy Rind

The first row of images are sliced fruits.

That conveniently look like

Vaginas :D

Wait a minute

Citrus fruits are naturally acidic.

Are women more naturally acidic?

According to this Livestrong article.

Yeast thrive in acidic environments.

And women are more susceptible to yeast infections because they have vaginas.

GOOD GOD. There are so many connections that it can't be a coincidence.

There must be a highly peer reviewed scholarly source that proves that women are indeed acidic.

But that was a man.

Wait a minute.

Men and women are equal and should be treated the same.

Because I respect women and gender doesn't matter.

Duh-that's the correct way of thinking right. I don't want to get beat up again.

Alright that proves the connection between yuri and oranges.

Nooooo [please don't I'm a virgin]

This is all theoretical.

I need to do a test.

Conveniently I have two MANdarin oranges in my fridge.

Now I'm going to assume that these are female mandarins.

But mandarins can't kiss or act on their feelings.

For their physical forms are limited to a sphere.

Wait. No... [No means no and I'm going to write an article about it]

When you put the mandarins together.

They look like testicles outside of a ballsack.

And that's pretty f**king gay.

But that's male gay.

I need female gay.

What's a trait that only women have?

Women get wet when they are aroused.

How do I get these mandarins wet?

Wet.

Water.

Of course.

Water!

If there are chemicals in the water that turned the frogs gay.

It should also apply to other organisms.

Now theoretically.

If I eat this mandarin.

I should become a lesbian.

But I have a penis.

That would make me a trap.

But it's been scientifically proven

THAT TRAPS ARE NOT GAY!

Ah crap! I'm back to square one.

Um... What are you doing?

Greg I'm trying to figure out why this beautiful Yuri anime is called Citrus.

I was so close to the truth but it turned out that my hypothesis was wrong.

UM

You do know that the anime is named after Yuzu right.

Yuzu is a Japanese citrus fruit.

Yeah I mean I knew that.

Wow

Okay I guess this was a waste of time.

[Do you like that I made a callback recurring joke]

Oh also traps are gay!

Traps are not gAy! Shut the Fuck UP! And Kill Yourself!

[Alright I'm just beating a dead horse now]

I mean he's not wrong

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Hello, today we visit Krefeld Zoo.

Werner Golinowska (caretaker): We are here in front of the gorilla installation in the Monkeys Tropical House at Krefeld Zoo.

In this installation, three seniors live: Massa and the females Tumba and Boma.

Massa is probably born in 1971 and both females in 1973.

We don't know the exact age because they came from the wild in human care.

Massa being between 45 and 46 years old is the third oldest gorilla in Europe.

Those three raised seven babies successfully.

Massa and Boma raised five babies and Massa and Tumba two.

All these babies came to other European zoos.

Gorgo is the oldest one and lives in Rostock. He was hand-raised but could be reintroduced in the group successfully.

The next one was Rebecca, who lives in Frankfurt and already had a lot of offspring there.

After her Baghira was born and is now living in Munich.

Then Kisoro was born and he lived in Basel but died there.

Jambo, the last son of Massa and Boma, now lives in Apenheul.

The two babies Massa had with Tumba are called Irala, who lived in Kerkrade until she died and Kira living in Moskow.

All of them had their own offspring.

At least Massa and Boma are already great-grandparents.

At this age, you can notice so slowly the age-related problems of the gorillas,

which are similar to those of humans.

In the wild, they would be already dead because you won't survive with the age-related problems.

Massa, for example, has something you can call a pancreatic hypofunction and gets medication, which is nothing dramatic.

But of course, you can't survive in the wild, when you can't digest properly.

In the wild, animals, who become more immobile, will be killed and eaten by a leopard.

Concerning the nutrition: We have to take care, that we don't feed blowing food to Massa.

That's why we are a little bit limited concerning the vegetables we can choose.

So we can't feed most cabbages

and we have to be careful concerning the lettuce species.

He can eat endive lettuce, but not no ice lettuce or normal lettuce,

because these would cause diarrhea.

This is a problem we don't have with the younger Gorilla group in the Gorilla Garden next to the house.

The gorillas are fed three times a day. We disperse the food in the installation and we take care, that everyone has the opportunity to get his or her part form every food.

We also use other food to cure or prevent diarrhea like fennel, who works very well.

There are also other kinds of vegetables like celery, chicory et cetera. These vegetables are fed more frequently in the senior group than in the younger group, where also other vegetables are fed.

We seldom feed fruits unless we use it to give them medication.

Massa is very relaxed at the moment and you can see that because he nibbles his enrichment roles casually.

The roll is filled with uninteresting food like stray food, grains, oatmeal, raisins because we want to prevent kerfuffle between the gorillas.

Through using uninteresting food everyone grabs his role and observes it and eats what he or she finds in it.

Since he arrived, Massa didn't like heavily painted or masked people.

We had massive problems during the carnival time.

That's why during this time when people enter the house with their costumes, we offer the apes to retreat to the part of the installation, where visitors and apes can't see each other.

It is enough already to have an artificial painted mustache or a heart on the cheek and Massa is irritated probably because the face looks so distorted for him and he feels threatened.

So it doesn't matter if it's the princess with the heart because he's not accustomed to it - especially concerning kids, which are normally loud, but innocuous.

Lately, some people have hats, which look like a dead animal with googly eyes and he's also irritated by this massively, too.

That's why there's a sign at the entrance and we hope the people don't let the hats on the heads of their kids in a warm tropical house.

Of course, one advantage of a tropical house is, that you've got a lot of tropical plants and a big part of them can be used as food for the apes.

For example, ficus benjamini ficus lyrata, the hibiscus species, and banana plants.

The big advantage is, that you can feed it in the autumn, winter and till early spring when you can't get fresh leaves from outside.

The gardeners have to shorten the plants in autumn and spring because the quick growing trees would push up the roof if it would be done.

We like to use the cut off to feed them especially to the gorillas, who need much roughage, but also the orangutans and the chimpanzees will get it..

Tumba, one of the females, is using one of our enrichment boxes.

We can open the boxes, which have many floors, and fill them with nuts, sunflower seeds, oatmeal, and raisins.

When the food is on the highest floor, the gorillas can use fingers or scraps to bring them to a lower floor until they can grab the food on the lowest floor.

The females are more clever than Massa because he loses patience very quickly or ignores the boxes.

Massa is eating Chinese cabbage and one may say: "Oh, cabbage bloats and causes diarrhea." But Chinese cabbage is different to European cabbage species and not related.

Chinese cabbage does not develop these bloating substances and that's why we can use the Chinese cabbage as food.

In addition to that European cabbage species are also not similar bloating - we don't have problems with kohlrabi.

In Krefeld, multiple research was conducted with our great apes.

Often researchers aim to find out which great ape species is more intelligent, but of course, you can argue, what is a higher grade of intelligence:

Who is more intelligent - the person, who is good at maths or the person, who speaks a lot of languages?

It's a similar question with orang-utans, chimpanzees, and gorillas: they are intelligent in different ways.

Orang-Utans, for example, are the fummlers and modelers: they sit in front of a task for half an hour and then they complete it, gorillas and chimpanzees rather quickly lose patience.

We had an experiment, in which the apes had to understand more and more complicated mechanisms to get some treats.

First, the gorillas couldn't do it and rashly stamped as stupider until the researchers got to know that the mechanism only had to be built less fragile, so that the gorillas with his bigger fingers could operate it like the other apes could with their smaller one, the gorillas also reached the treats.

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