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Hey guys, it's chasey-poo welcome to another review-ish?
Today I'm doing a review/comparison/telling you which lube I like the most in the world right now.
Um, So advisory whatever I'm gonna be- disclaimer! there you go [singing] disclaimer!!
I'm going to be talking about sex things and genitals and lube and stuff like that
And if you're not comfortable with that, don't watch this video.
Um, but if you are comfortable with that, hey!
Thanks for sticking around. Let's talk about cum lube because I am obsessed with the bono
The bono is a prosthetic that I have reviewed twice I loved it so much I reviewed it twice.
Um, These reviews have gotten a lot of views and a lot of people have bought this product because of my reviews and I feel very,
good about that because it has alleviated my dysphoria like crazy, and
I have gotten messages from so many people who have bought the bono after seeing my review and all of them are happy and that
Makes me feel so good because it has helped my bottom dysphoria so much, and I'm so glad that's helping other people's bottom dysphoria.
So the Bono has a little, um,
section in the front where, if you squish, stuff comes out. Which is really great. So on the website
it says you can put lube in it, or you can put anything you want in it like water. So in the past
I've put water with cornstarch.
I put that and then I put it inside the top of the weiner.
And I'm not going to show it just because I don't want this video to be demonetized, I'm sorry. So I put the
uh, kind of cum looking substance in the top of the weiner
and then I'm able to squish it, and it looks really great. The issue with that, is that I don't want to do that on
a partner, because I feel- like I've done that before and I- just it doesn't feel right to me.
So I was on the hunt for cum lube.
And I found a couple of things online and I'm gonna share three of them, that I have in my home, that I have used
And tell you which one I actually like the most.
So, here is a really popular one that a lot of people were like, "you should try this!" This is bad-dragon cum lube, okay.
I wish I could actually show you what this texture is like
But I'm not going to because the second I open this and I put a little on my finger
Even if I close this it just goes on forever! It is so sticky. I have no idea
what ingredients they put in this, but it is so?
Sticky! As you can see though,
I have used it quite a bit, but I use it by myself, so when I'm wearing the bono
and I'm jacking off with it,
I put this inside,
and it just feels so good when I squeeze it, and it comes out- like to visually see that is absolutely amazing.
So, this cum lube is okay for that
But the clean up- you have to take a shower after, you have to, there's no
question about it, because it is so sticky and gets on everything- if you get it on the floor you gonna slip like there
was a banana. The second one I want to talk about is called fuck water. This is not-
I don't know if it's supposed to look like cum lube, or if this is just the color that it is
But it's white, also. I didn't use this much- this one that much lol half of it is gone.
Um, I've had this for a while actually, and I haven't used it because, it doesn't last as long as I wish it would.
Um, if I'm wearing a prosthetic like the Bono, and I put this in the top, I like to squeeze it, and like lubricate my...
dick with it before entering someone. Because then it- I don't know it's like-
It's more of a fluid motion,
I don't have to think, "oh, let me get lube, let me get this, let me get that," it's more like, I'm in the moment
and I could just go! And it feels amazing to be able to just do that. Um, but,
With this I felt like it dried out so much, that I literally had to have this on the side-table and be like [click], "hold on,
[click] hold on." Like literally non-stop, so I-I didn't appreciate that if I'm in a- if I'm in a tight pickle [laughs]
Or if a tight pickle's in me! oh my god, if I'm in a pickle, and I don't have any lube left
yes, I will use this okay, if I am somewhere and...
traveling to Europe or America or anywhere in Canada, and I'm about to have sex with someone
And I really want cum lube, and I can't find any anywhere: Yes, I will buy fuck water.
I wish I had the prices for these, but I don't. I got this at a sex shop,
somewhere? And then this one, somebody actually sent this to me online- bless!- because the shipping to Canada is so expensive!
Alright, let's go to my favorite
lube ever so, here it is. You ready? This is my favorite lube ever.
and there is literally nothing left in here. There's maybe like-like a little, maybe
enough for half a sec (like sex, have sex). It's called Jizz, by master series-
this is the unscented version!!! Please, dear Lord! All right? I know somebody who got the scented version and it's supposed to "smell like cum,"
apparently it smells like dead fish. Don't buy the scented version. You can get this on Amazon,
I think I payed twelve dollars,
which is really great- really great price, because something like this: the T lube by Buck Angel, which I have reviewed in the past, is
fourteen dollars, so this being twelve dollars on Amazon? [kisses]
Great. So I use this religiously. I just bought like, three more bottles because I love it so much I
use this for everything. I put it in the tip of the bono, and I squeeze it when I'm alone. I do it when
I'm with a partner.
I can squeeze it onto the partner and it looks so realistic, and it feels so great to see that. I use it to
penetrate my partner, and there is no issues there, so this is an all-around, perfect lube for me,
and, it looks like cum which is exactly what I've always wanted.
Even if I don't bring the bono with me, or if I'm not gonna have sex with the bono, or if it's someone else
that's gonna be penetrating me,
I use this lube because it lasts the longest. And yes, all of these lubes are water-based. So I want to say, also something
that's really important for a lot of people is, does it stain? A lot of silicone based lubes do stain, whereas, um, uh,
Water based lubes, like all of these ones that I have here, don't stain. And that's true,
but! Because these are white, does it leave a white residue?
Uh, yeah, it does, and it doesn't look like a crazy cumshot, like-like
"Oh, my god someone obviously came there," but I have noticed that sometimes, there is a little bit of white, um,
not residue, but like, there's a little bit left on the bed after, when it dries, um
No big deal,
then you could take a wet rag and just wipe it, and then it's gone.
Which is fantastic, 'cause you don't have to wash your sheets like, every day, uh [laughing] if you use this as much as I do.
I love this thing! Um,
they need to sponsor me! [laughs]
Because this is amazing, and I'm not sponsored at all by any of these things, uh, that I just showed (except this
because that's from early to bed), but if you would like to buy this please take a look at it on Amazon,
I will put the link in the description below
unfortunately, right now, in Canadian Amazon
it's not really available, but it's available on American Amazon.
So go ahead and try that and let me know how you like it,
and if you like it, if you don't like it, if you have any problems with this, uh,
but in all, I really like it and it hasn't given me a yeast infection, which is great because, I've tried other lube in the past,
that has maybe given me a yeast infection? Maybe I had a yeast? I have no fuckin idea literally no idea.
Um, but yes, This is the good kush lube.
Alright, thank you so much for joining me. I've never really done a comparison of lubes, so hopefully this was helpful, uh, ahhh, I
know people are gonna ask a lot about the bad dragon cum, and I know it,
but I-I can't, I don't know what to tell you. I'm gonna open it, so I'm gonna open
tt just- I can't, it's just gonna go- I-I- It's just gonna literally just stay on my finger like al-
Ah, ha ha, it's happening! Ah no! I know you can't see it, but every time I put my fucking finger down, it follows it! okay
Now I have lube on my hand, thanks, um,
there are videos on YouTube of people actually demonstrating how sticky the cum is. I don't want to do it here, I'm sorry.
It's gonna be a mess and I don't want to clean that up, but
This one master series jizz- [singing] unscented!!- is my favorite. That's what I recommend, and I love it. Have a great week, I love you! Bye! Cum finger!
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