(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Shall we get started with class today?
Who are you?
I'm the CEO of the year chosen by "Time" magazine.
I'm the veggie wrap restaurant CEO, Ssam Sara.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I believe everyone has a right to live boldly.
Of course.
I like a sexy man.
What the...
Excuse me. What do you think of me?
Do you want to get a drink today?
No thank you. I have a girlfriend.
Wrap slap!
Are you okay?
You should be bold and approach the person...
- That you're into. / - Alright.
What kind of girl do you boys want to approach?
A girl that can fit in my arms.
The perfect fit?
A sexy and chic girl with a cat face.
I'm right here!
Perfect fit.
- You look like beef intestines. / - Wrap slap!
Meow, meow.
- Are you Shin Bongseon? / - Wrap slap!
Public transportation is convenient
but so many people make me frown.
Right.
You should be able to boldly tell
these rude passengers.
What kind of person annoys you boys the most
when you take public transportation?
Guys that manspread.
People that talk loudly on the phone.
But the worst of all
are those perverts that get
too touchy and grabby in crowded subways.
Ladies, we should arm ourselves
to fight off these perverts!
What the...
How's that? Isn't it thrilling?
- Stop pushing with your butt. / - Wrap slap!
Please sit here.
Wrap slap!
It's nice to see how bold you are.
- I'm pretty hot, aren't I? / - You're too bold.
Wrap slap!
This has been Ssam Sara.
Alright.
- So bold. / - Good job, Sara.
Very bold.
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
So how are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
I'm going to throw the first pitch instead of him.
It's going to be totally swag.
How are you going to pitch?
I'll exchange signs before pitching.
After exchanging signs, I'll throw the ball.
I'll throw it with swag.
Swag.
And I'll even make the first hit.
Keep my eyes on the ball...
And once the ball comes flying, swing!
What are you doing?
And while G-Dragon is in the army,
I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
What?
These gloves...
Will become my shoulder pads.
This pom-pom...
Will become my hairpin.
Isn't that awesome?
This home plate and...
Baseball bat will become my guitar.
This will totally be a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yeah.
Let's start the performance.
How?
Alright, alright.
Now you'll go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down.
I'll totally miss you all.
Good job, CD.
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back again ♪
Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
- I'm Wu Eongjae. / - Are you pointing at me?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times when Park Hwisun ♪
♪ Looks tired because he has a lot of gigs ♪
♪ But then I saw Hwisun sleeping while seated ♪
♪ So I put a blanket over him ♪
♪ Hwisun said ♪
♪ My eyes are open ♪
♪ Hwisun then said ♪
This is closed and this is open.
♪ What Hwisun needs are two bags of ♪
♪ Magnifying glasses to make his eyes bigger ♪
Good job.
♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪
Next is the exciting Mix Sejin!
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, I ate nachos before class today
and they were delicious.
Yeah?
I dipped them in cheesil sauce.
Cheesil sauce?
I mixed cheese and basil sauce!
Oh, I see.
Teacher, I love multi-grain rice these days.
It's delicious. Mixing oats into white rice
tasted delicious.
Really?
So I mixed those two!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
White rice...
Oats...
Oats... White rice!
Oat rice!
Oat rice!
Delicious oat rice!
Everyone!
Oat rice!
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- Want some oat rice? / - No thank you.
I went to the Korean Folk Village recently.
I had trouble picking a souvenir to buy.
I wanted to buy a top
and a short pipe.
So I mixed those two!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Top...
Short pipe...
Short pipe... Top!
Short top!
Short top!
I want a short top!
Everyone!
Short top!
Good job, Short Hwisun.
- Good job. / - Thanks.
- This has been Mix Sejin! / - Alright.
Who wants to talk next?
- Hello, teacher. / - Hey.
I love Korea and I respect Hangeul.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
Alright, Seongwon.
What kind of English jokes will you do today?
Teacher, I won't speak English.
I made a promise with Director Jeong,
the greatest director in KBS.
- The director of Gag Concert? / - Yes.
That I would never use English again.
Yeah? I trust you then.
Today, I'll talk about the school supplies
that Koreans use often.
First, a pencil.
Pencils are used often,
- An eraser. These are common too. / - Right.
And you can't erase this once you write with it.
They use this clicky brush.
Hold it.
What's this called?
A clicky brush.
Why is this a clicky brush?
It clicks. Clicky brush.
Nobody hear calls that a clicky brush.
You've never heard of a clicky brush?
- They should know. / - Is this called a clicky brush?
No.
- It's a clicky brush... / - You know what this is.
Come on, you know.
Just say it when I give you the chance to.
Ball pen!
B-A-L-L P-E-N!
Ball pen!
Three color ball pen.
White, gold, silver, metal ball pen.
Creative capacitor premium color gel
touch screen ball pen.
Family-sized meat ball pen.
♪ I drank too much coffee ♪
Why are you singing?
Whose song is that?
Ball pen-gan 4.
Director, I'm sorry. I can't not speak English!
No, Seongwon. You can say ball pen.
I still won't use English.
Alright, keep going.
Yes. Next I'll talk about
the snacks that Koreans enjoy
buying from the bakery.
First, they buy sliced bread.
That looks good.
- And milk. / - I want some.
And they also enjoy these sweet and crispy...
Meat patties.
What are those?
Meat patties.
- How are those meat patties? / - They are.
- They're meat patties. / - Are they grilled in a frying pan?
Sure.
- I eat these between buns. / - Those?
Don't be ridiculous.
Meat patties.
Everyone in Korea calls that something else.
Nope. Meat patties.
- Two characters. / - No.
You know this.
Just say it.
Please... Teacher...
Please...
- No! No! / - Just say it.
No...
No!
Cookie!
C-O-O-K-I-E! Cookie!
Almond cookie.
Cherry chocolate chip oatmeal cookie.
Outrageous thick and chewy peanut butter
bittersweet giant pecan pie cookie.
Kim Jong-cookie.
Tae-cookie: The Brotherhood of War.
♪ Hello? ♪
♪ Any cookies there? ♪
Daughter-in-law, the cookie is too salty!
I'm sorry, director.
I can't not speak English!
- Alright, go sit down. / - Alright, sir.
See you next week.
And everyone, enjoy the rest of your night.
Thank you. Bye-bye. I love you.
It's time for the principal to show up.
Hello.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I tend to help out around the house.
Do you know the first thing I do
before I start doing housework?
With those rubber gloves, I bet you do the dishes.
People come first!
This is what I do for fun at home.
The principal from the school next door
is visiting again today. Come on out!
Hello.
What the... They crossed!
What are they crossing?
They crossed again!
Mr. Principal.
I heard you're quite determined to do something.
We plan on shutting down the science lab
at our school in Punggye.
You should come visit.
Of course.
Can I visit with the Chinese school?
Sure. Come with them.
Can I bring the Russian and British schools too?
Sure! Come with them.
Mr. Principal.
You have a call from the American school.
Yes, it's me.
I see. I see.
Then I'll see you at Singapore.
The Japanese school is calling too.
I'm through with them.
Right now...
This isn't the time to talk to Japan.
Then what should come first?
Japan should apologize first.
So anyway, it's vacation season.
Have you planned anything?
Yes, I'm making plans for a vacation.
There are many things to do on vacation.
First, you can stretch at the pool
and go in the water and swim.
You can extend your body like rubber
at the water playground
and swim like a frog through the water.
You can go to a cool vale on a mountain
and enjoy some crispy and refreshing watermelon.
You can go to a head-chilling mountain spirit
bath tub on the peak of Baekdusan,
shove watermelon into your mouth
and chew it like rebar.
Lastly, you can lie down on a beach chair
at a crowded beach
and get a tan with sunglasses on
under the warm sun.
You can pass out on a body-burning chair
at a sea tub swarming with people
as you burn your entire body with dark glasses on.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
I'm a bit hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
Would you like to try our school's cafeteria food?
Sure.
Bring it out please.
So... How do I eat this?
You smash it open with a hammer.
What does it say? Why are you two so surprised?
Oh... "People come first."
Is that what it says?
N-No, it does not!
You're all flustered. I think I'm right.
Comrades come first.
I hope you all can share good food
and get along with everyone.
North, North, North, North!
South, South, South, South!
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