Thứ Hai, 28 tháng 5, 2018

Waching daily May 28 2018

(Devils)

Hello!

We live on people's misfortune.

We're the devils.

Devils!

These days, many people take photos

without telling others!

They take photos secretly and post them online!

And they spread!

We're going to bring those people misfortune!

Like this!

Did you just photograph me?

No. I didn't photograph anything.

You just photographed me!

I didn't take a photo of you!

Stop overreacting!

Geez! He's the worst!

He'll pay for this!

Excuse me, you just photographed that girl.

No, I didn't.

What's this photo then?

The app took the photo automatically.

Oh...

My phone!

What's your problem?

My arm moved automatically.

Hey.

How is what I photograph with my phone

any business of yours?

Then you all should take photos too!

Alright, then take this! And this!

What was that?

Want some more?

Stop taking photos secretly and do it boldly!

Like this!

It's a lewd photographer!

What the...

Who are you guys?

We're the devils!

These days, a lot of people write this

on the Gag Concert message board.

Change the name of Gag Concert.

Call it Guest Concert!

This isn't "Music Bank!"

And what?

If you have time to show guests,

you should show more of

my favorite comedian Song Wangho.

Hey, is that what your mom wrote?

People that leave comments like that!

We'll bring you misfortune.

That's why we have guests today too!

UNI.T, come on out!

We have guests!

(UNI.T)

Hold it!

You, guy in the front row.

You're with your girlfriend yet you really enjoyed that!

You're smiling ear to ear!

Everyone but two of you leave!

Yeah, I have to be shown. My mom is watching!

Go back in.

Hello, I'm NC.A of UNI.T...

And I'm Yang Jiwon. Hello.

We did some research since we heard

UNI.T would be on the show.

First, NC.A.

The best singer on the team!

Next is Yang Jiwon!

The oldest one on the team!

A 10-year age gap with the youngest member!

I heard you have some talents.

It's crowded at clubs.

So I came up with a dance to create space.

A space-creating dance! Alright.

She's old so her dances are outdated too.

Next is NC.A.

I have a question.

What does NC.A stand for?

It stands for New Creative Artist.

What does that mean?

That's too difficult!

I'll change it to something easier.

NC.A.

Green tea, Americano!

Hold on.

Then how about calling yourself

NCN instead of ordinary Jiwon?

Really?

What's NCN?

NCN. Old fogey!

Old fogey...

So NC.A, I heard you're frequently casted

in variety shows for your great reactions.

Can you show us some reactions?

- I'll show you all. / - Great.

First, when you're happy!

Awesome!

- Very good. / - Next.

You're sad!

Oh, no...

Next, you're surprised!

Lastly, something's funny!

Great reactions!

She's very good.

Your reactions were great.

Please come to Gag Concert next episode too.

- Sure, if I'm invited. / - As an audience member!

You have to wait in line early in the morning.

Thank you.

That was just a joke.

NC.A, how does it feel to be on Gag Concert?

I'm thankful for this wonderful memory.

I think I'll become a fan of Devils.

- Thank you. / - Thank you.

An anti-fan!

That was pretty good.

Jiwon, what are your thoughts?

Me?

I wish I could've been on for longer.

I watch this show every week.

I love it.

- Thank you. / - Thank you so much.

Not this show. "Comedy Big League!"

She said "Comedy Big League" on Gag Concert!

UNI, UNI, UNI.T!

We're the devils!

For more infomation >> Devils I 데빌스 [Gag Concert / 2018.05.26] - Duration: 7:18.

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யானையிடம் சிக்கிய அப்பா காப்பாற்ற போராடிய மகன் நெஞ்சை உருக்கும் காட்சிகள் | SAMAYAPURAM TEMPLE - Duration: 1:38.

For more infomation >> யானையிடம் சிக்கிய அப்பா காப்பாற்ற போராடிய மகன் நெஞ்சை உருக்கும் காட்சிகள் | SAMAYAPURAM TEMPLE - Duration: 1:38.

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Bongsunga School | 봉숭아학당 [Gag Concert / 2018.05.26] - Duration: 15:03.

(Bongsunga School)

Hello!

I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.

Shall we get started with class today?

Who are you?

I'm the CEO of the year chosen by "Time" magazine.

I'm the veggie wrap restaurant CEO, Ssam Sara.

- Teacher. / - Yeah.

I believe everyone has a right to live boldly.

Of course.

I like a sexy man.

What the...

Excuse me. What do you think of me?

Do you want to get a drink today?

No thank you. I have a girlfriend.

Wrap slap!

Are you okay?

You should be bold and approach the person...

- That you're into. / - Alright.

What kind of girl do you boys want to approach?

A girl that can fit in my arms.

The perfect fit?

A sexy and chic girl with a cat face.

I'm right here!

Perfect fit.

- You look like beef intestines. / - Wrap slap!

Meow, meow.

- Are you Shin Bongseon? / - Wrap slap!

Public transportation is convenient

but so many people make me frown.

Right.

You should be able to boldly tell

these rude passengers.

What kind of person annoys you boys the most

when you take public transportation?

Guys that manspread.

People that talk loudly on the phone.

But the worst of all

are those perverts that get

too touchy and grabby in crowded subways.

Ladies, we should arm ourselves

to fight off these perverts!

What the...

How's that? Isn't it thrilling?

- Stop pushing with your butt. / - Wrap slap!

Please sit here.

Wrap slap!

It's nice to see how bold you are.

- I'm pretty hot, aren't I? / - You're too bold.

Wrap slap!

This has been Ssam Sara.

Alright.

- So bold. / - Good job, Sara.

Very bold.

Next is CD!

♪ Please just... Even though ♪

♪ The moment I... ♪

♪ I'll give... Everything ♪

It's fine.

I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.

I'm C-Dragon or CD.

So how are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?

I'm going to throw the first pitch instead of him.

It's going to be totally swag.

How are you going to pitch?

I'll exchange signs before pitching.

After exchanging signs, I'll throw the ball.

I'll throw it with swag.

Swag.

And I'll even make the first hit.

Keep my eyes on the ball...

And once the ball comes flying, swing!

What are you doing?

And while G-Dragon is in the army,

I'll make it a trend.

I'll totally make it a trend.

What?

These gloves...

Will become my shoulder pads.

This pom-pom...

Will become my hairpin.

Isn't that awesome?

This home plate and...

Baseball bat will become my guitar.

This will totally be a trend.

- Are you all ready? / - Yeah.

Let's start the performance.

How?

Alright, alright.

Now you'll go sit down.

Alright, I'll go sit down.

I'll totally miss you all.

Good job, CD.

Next is Wu Eongjae!

♪ I'm back, back, back again ♪

Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.

- I'm Wu Eongjae. / - Are you pointing at me?

- Teacher. / - Yeah?

- There are those times. / - What times?

- There are those times. / - What do you mean?

♪ There are those times when Park Hwisun ♪

♪ Looks tired because he has a lot of gigs ♪

♪ But then I saw Hwisun sleeping while seated ♪

♪ So I put a blanket over him ♪

♪ Hwisun said ♪

♪ My eyes are open ♪

♪ Hwisun then said ♪

This is closed and this is open.

♪ What Hwisun needs are two bags of ♪

♪ Magnifying glasses to make his eyes bigger ♪

Good job.

♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪

Next is the exciting Mix Sejin!

Put your hands up in the air!

DJ Mix time!

Hello, teacher.

I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.

Alright, Mix Sejin.

Teacher, I ate nachos before class today

and they were delicious.

Yeah?

I dipped them in cheesil sauce.

Cheesil sauce?

I mixed cheese and basil sauce!

Oh, I see.

Teacher, I love multi-grain rice these days.

It's delicious. Mixing oats into white rice

tasted delicious.

Really?

So I mixed those two!

DJ Mix, drop the beat!

White rice...

Oats...

Oats... White rice!

Oat rice!

Oat rice!

Delicious oat rice!

Everyone!

Oat rice!

- Teacher. / - Yeah.

- Want some oat rice? / - No thank you.

I went to the Korean Folk Village recently.

I had trouble picking a souvenir to buy.

I wanted to buy a top

and a short pipe.

So I mixed those two!

DJ Mix, drop the beat!

Top...

Short pipe...

Short pipe... Top!

Short top!

Short top!

I want a short top!

Everyone!

Short top!

Good job, Short Hwisun.

- Good job. / - Thanks.

- This has been Mix Sejin! / - Alright.

Who wants to talk next?

- Hello, teacher. / - Hey.

I love Korea and I respect Hangeul.

I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.

Alright, Seongwon.

What kind of English jokes will you do today?

Teacher, I won't speak English.

I made a promise with Director Jeong,

the greatest director in KBS.

- The director of Gag Concert? / - Yes.

That I would never use English again.

Yeah? I trust you then.

Today, I'll talk about the school supplies

that Koreans use often.

First, a pencil.

Pencils are used often,

- An eraser. These are common too. / - Right.

And you can't erase this once you write with it.

They use this clicky brush.

Hold it.

What's this called?

A clicky brush.

Why is this a clicky brush?

It clicks. Clicky brush.

Nobody hear calls that a clicky brush.

You've never heard of a clicky brush?

- They should know. / - Is this called a clicky brush?

No.

- It's a clicky brush... / - You know what this is.

Come on, you know.

Just say it when I give you the chance to.

Ball pen!

B-A-L-L P-E-N!

Ball pen!

Three color ball pen.

White, gold, silver, metal ball pen.

Creative capacitor premium color gel

touch screen ball pen.

Family-sized meat ball pen.

♪ I drank too much coffee ♪

Why are you singing?

Whose song is that?

Ball pen-gan 4.

Director, I'm sorry. I can't not speak English!

No, Seongwon. You can say ball pen.

I still won't use English.

Alright, keep going.

Yes. Next I'll talk about

the snacks that Koreans enjoy

buying from the bakery.

First, they buy sliced bread.

That looks good.

- And milk. / - I want some.

And they also enjoy these sweet and crispy...

Meat patties.

What are those?

Meat patties.

- How are those meat patties? / - They are.

- They're meat patties. / - Are they grilled in a frying pan?

Sure.

- I eat these between buns. / - Those?

Don't be ridiculous.

Meat patties.

Everyone in Korea calls that something else.

Nope. Meat patties.

- Two characters. / - No.

You know this.

Just say it.

Please... Teacher...

Please...

- No! No! / - Just say it.

No...

No!

Cookie!

C-O-O-K-I-E! Cookie!

Almond cookie.

Cherry chocolate chip oatmeal cookie.

Outrageous thick and chewy peanut butter

bittersweet giant pecan pie cookie.

Kim Jong-cookie.

Tae-cookie: The Brotherhood of War.

♪ Hello? ♪

♪ Any cookies there? ♪

Daughter-in-law, the cookie is too salty!

I'm sorry, director.

I can't not speak English!

- Alright, go sit down. / - Alright, sir.

See you next week.

And everyone, enjoy the rest of your night.

Thank you. Bye-bye. I love you.

It's time for the principal to show up.

Hello.

Hello.

People come first.

I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,

Moon Gyojang.

I tend to help out around the house.

Do you know the first thing I do

before I start doing housework?

With those rubber gloves, I bet you do the dishes.

People come first!

This is what I do for fun at home.

The principal from the school next door

is visiting again today. Come on out!

Hello.

What the... They crossed!

What are they crossing?

They crossed again!

Mr. Principal.

I heard you're quite determined to do something.

We plan on shutting down the science lab

at our school in Punggye.

You should come visit.

Of course.

Can I visit with the Chinese school?

Sure. Come with them.

Can I bring the Russian and British schools too?

Sure! Come with them.

Mr. Principal.

You have a call from the American school.

Yes, it's me.

I see. I see.

Then I'll see you at Singapore.

The Japanese school is calling too.

I'm through with them.

Right now...

This isn't the time to talk to Japan.

Then what should come first?

Japan should apologize first.

So anyway, it's vacation season.

Have you planned anything?

Yes, I'm making plans for a vacation.

There are many things to do on vacation.

First, you can stretch at the pool

and go in the water and swim.

You can extend your body like rubber

at the water playground

and swim like a frog through the water.

You can go to a cool vale on a mountain

and enjoy some crispy and refreshing watermelon.

You can go to a head-chilling mountain spirit

bath tub on the peak of Baekdusan,

shove watermelon into your mouth

and chew it like rebar.

Lastly, you can lie down on a beach chair

at a crowded beach

and get a tan with sunglasses on

under the warm sun.

You can pass out on a body-burning chair

at a sea tub swarming with people

as you burn your entire body with dark glasses on.

Do any of the students here have any concerns?

- Me! / - Me!

I'm a bit hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

Would you like to try our school's cafeteria food?

Sure.

Bring it out please.

So... How do I eat this?

You smash it open with a hammer.

What does it say? Why are you two so surprised?

Oh... "People come first."

Is that what it says?

N-No, it does not!

You're all flustered. I think I'm right.

Comrades come first.

I hope you all can share good food

and get along with everyone.

North, North, North, North!

South, South, South, South!

For more infomation >> Bongsunga School | 봉숭아학당 [Gag Concert / 2018.05.26] - Duration: 15:03.

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【Kizuna AI Challenge】The German girl's challenge~!? - Duration: 1:24.

Hai doumo!

This is the Kizuna AI Acting Challenge!

I'll do my very best!

Please answer with "Kizuna AI" according to the situations I give you

Okay

Here I go!

3, 2, 1

Go!

In a cute way

Kizuna AI

Feeling scared

Shouting without thinking

Winning a game

A failed gacha pull

[I want to die]

Crying

Defeating the boss

[Fanfare(?)]

Getting worked up

With a smug face

Your account gets banned

In a serious way

Like a fool

Crap [trying Osaka dialect]

In your signature pose

In a sexy way

Cheering

Confessing

In an intelligent way

Feeling lonely

Drinking alcohol

Vomiting

[↑ didn't hear the situation]

Bending your upper body

Whispering

Getting tired

Opera style

English style

Dark atmosphere

Like a mom

Like a 5-year-old

Like a newborn

In a sweet way

The cutest in the world?

Isn't that obvious?

Good job!

Thank you!

For more infomation >> 【Kizuna AI Challenge】The German girl's challenge~!? - Duration: 1:24.

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TRAILER: How to make KIMCHI. Presented by Kim Jong-un - Duration: 2:17.

Fortunately, it all went differently.

Marshall Kim took a requalification course,

and today he'll teach you how to prepare Kim-chi!

This is the only permitted recipe for Kim-chi.

I promise I will never diverge

from the holy recipe of marshal Kim Jong-un.

That's hot!

That's hot!

For more infomation >> TRAILER: How to make KIMCHI. Presented by Kim Jong-un - Duration: 2:17.

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Westworld 2x07 Promo "Les Ecorches" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:51.

For more infomation >> Westworld 2x07 Promo "Les Ecorches" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:51.

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শুধু ছবি দিয়েই যে কোনো মেয়ের নাম, ঠিকানা বের করুন || Find out the address by the picture - Duration: 3:38.

For more infomation >> শুধু ছবি দিয়েই যে কোনো মেয়ের নাম, ঠিকানা বের করুন || Find out the address by the picture - Duration: 3:38.

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Hair Style Girl Simple | Easy Hairstyles | Hairstyles - Duration: 4:52.

For more infomation >> Hair Style Girl Simple | Easy Hairstyles | Hairstyles - Duration: 4:52.

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Tratamento da Dor Crônica com a Educação do Paciente - Clínica de Fisioterapia Dr. Robson Sitta - Duration: 10:08.

For more infomation >> Tratamento da Dor Crônica com a Educação do Paciente - Clínica de Fisioterapia Dr. Robson Sitta - Duration: 10:08.

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YOLO Inn | 욜老 민박 [Gag Concert / 2018.05.26] - Duration: 6:22.

(YOLO Inn)

What's taking him so long?

Beautiful...

And lovely...

Okbun!

What brings you here, Jang Manbok?

I came down from the mountain because

I heard there was a beautiful flower.

Okbun!

You're calling me a flower?

I haven't heard that since I was a young girl.

Do you know what this is?

I think so. A flower holder.

Please give me some food.

You are funny. I'll get you some braised ribs.

Okbun! Okbun!

Dear, why were you so late?

I dug up some sweet potatoes.

Why does it smell like a sewer?

What the...

Jang Manbok, you bum!

You're here to steal our food!

Don't say that. You'll offend him.

It's okay. I'll be leaving now.

Hold it! Hold it!

Stop right there.

I knew it!

He came to steal our sweet potatoes!

I got a sweet potato today!

Don't deal with that guy.

Manbok is a nice person if you get to know him.

Dear, go throw the trash out.

Why is this so big?

Oh, it's heavy.

Why are you so weak for a man?

Move it.

Just put it over your shoulder.

Where did you go, dear?

- I'm right here. / - Where?

Where did you go?

- Here... / - Dear.

I think you're hitting me on purpose.

- You were there? / - Gosh, I'm sorry.

- You're sorry? / - I'll throw this out.

- Grandpa! / - Grandpa!

It's Deulle and Dallae.

Why are you kids here?

Grandma, how about a photo?

Sorry, Dallae. I'm not wearing makeup.

How about next time? Sorry.

No, take a photo of us.

She's so weird.

See? I told you she's a stuck-up celebrity!

She's really stuck-up.

You sound like you meant that.

Why are you here?

Grandpa, we're practicing singing

to be on "Korea Sings."

You should sing trot on "Korea Sings."

That's why we're learning to sing trot

from a trot singing teacher.

It was hard to get her.

Who's your trot teacher?

Introducing the trot singer, Hong Jinyoung!

Where? Where?

- See? I told you they'd all fall for it! / - Fooled you!

Run for it!

- Those brats... / - They fooled the audience!

Those kids fooled everyone.

These fools.

Dear, have a seat.

I made a hot dog for you.

- A New York hot dog. / - A New York hot dog?

- Enjoy. / - This looks good.

Hold on. This thing is covered in sauce.

Hold on.

- You can hold it with this. / - With what?

I'll put it in here.

Eat it out of this.

This looks familiar.

Enjoy your New York hot dog.

More like a New Yuck foot dog.

Don't be ridiculous. Just eat it.

Hold it like this and eat it.

Eat it like you're at a movie theater.

- This is good. / - Really?

- New Yuck foot dog. / - Right...

Okbun, you like cold noodles with pollack. Right?

That sure looks good.

I bought cold noodles with pollack.

I've been craving this.

I should trim my nose hairs.

Why do I have so many nose hairs?

Dear, these noodles seem too long.

What do I do?

The noodles are too long.

I'll cut them for you.

Gosh, what's all this black stuff?

It's cold noodles with pollack.

- Not cold noodles with nose hair? / - No.

It's cold noodles with pollack.

Wow, how long have you grown these?

This is disgusting! You eat this!

- So gross... / - Geez...

- Sir! / - Hello!

- We're here again. / - Welcome.

It's my favorite! Cold noodles!

This looks great!

Why are there hairs in here?

Honey, that's just pepper.

Cold noodles taste great with pepper!

Delicious.

Do you want a New York hot dog too?

Thank you for offering dessert too!

Thank you!

- Thank you. / - Go finish it inside.

- Mr. Kim! / - Who is it?

I came to install your bidet.

What took you so long?

It'll be great once you install this bidet.

No! That's not drinking water.

Honey, look at my stomach.

Didn't I gain weight?

No, you look thin.

- Really? / - Yeah.

Seunghye, you have an outie belly button.

Hey, don't look. It's embarrassing!

So what? It's just us two here.

- Honey, I feel like someone's outside. / - Who?

So this is how this bidet works.

Doesn't that feel nice?

This is how it works.

- Seunghye! / - Yeah?

The old man became a bidet!

- Don't be ridiculous. / - It's true.

Honey, I'm going to wear these short shorts

when we go out. What do you think?

Seunghye, they look a bit too short.

People will be able to see your butt.

Really? Should I wear stockings then?

Dear, what are you up to?

What is it?

What were you up to?

We were doing the backpack dance.

I know this dance too.

Faster! Faster!

For more infomation >> YOLO Inn | 욜老 민박 [Gag Concert / 2018.05.26] - Duration: 6:22.

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North Korea, U.S. hold preparatory meetings for Kim-Trump summit - Duration: 2:44.

North Korea and the U.S. appear to be back at work making preparations for their summit.

Already a number of working-level talks are held between the two sides.

Lee Ji-won zooms in on what could be covered during these meetings.

It's the second day of secretive meetings between the U.S. and North Korea on the northern

side of Panmunjom.

The delegations are reportedly led by the former U.S. ambassador to South Korea and

former nuclear negotiator, Sung Kim,... and from North Korea, Choe Son-hui, the regime's

vice foreign minister and a former director of her ministry's North American department.

Both are experts in their fields, so it's expected that they'll discuss the agenda and

details of the Pyongyang-Washington summit, including North Korea's denuclearization and

a security guarantee for the regime.

In fact, South Korea's Yonhap news cited a foreign affairs source, reporting that the

talks will center on how both sides see and define "denuclearization."

Japan's Kyodo News Agency reported Monday, citing U.S. officials,... that Washington

is asking Pyongyang to first transfer the 20 nuclear warheads it is believed to have...

to somewhere outside of its borders as soon as possible.

This is in line with what White House National Security Adviser John Bolton said a few weeks

ago when he suggested that North Korea's nuclear weapons be dismantled and shipped to Oak Ridge,

Tennessee, as was done in his preferred "Libya model."

But some also say that the talks could depart from the Libya model, Trump having said he

would not take that approach,... and instead focus on his "Trump model."

This could mean the North counter-proposes that it first give up its inter-continental

ballistic missiles,... the weapons that would theoretically enable it to strike the U.S..

Trump last week had also, for the first time, hinted at the possibility of accepting a "phased-in"

disarmament for North Korea.

Meanwhile, as confirmed by White House press Secretary Sarah Sanders, an advance team of

White House and State Department officials, reportedly led by Deputy chief of staff Joe

Hagin, is believed to have left for Singapore on Sunday to prepare for the Kim-Trump summit.

And a high-ranking North Korean official, Kim Chang-son, who heads the regime's State

Affairs Commission Secretariat, appears to have gone to Singapore as Hagin's counterpart.

The North's delegation was spotted in Beijing airport Monday morning, and is believed to

have taken a Singapore flight in the afternoon, according to local sources.

And since the two sides are meeting in the city-state that'll host the possible summit,

it's expected that they'll discuss protocol and details of the schedule.

Lee Ji-won, Arirang News.

For more infomation >> North Korea, U.S. hold preparatory meetings for Kim-Trump summit - Duration: 2:44.

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Nhạc Không Lời Nhạc Vàng Tuyển Chọn I Rumba Hải Ngoại I Organ Không Lời - Duration: 1:16:57.

For more infomation >> Nhạc Không Lời Nhạc Vàng Tuyển Chọn I Rumba Hải Ngoại I Organ Không Lời - Duration: 1:16:57.

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Fabio, Basketball Enthusiast Turned Programmer - Duration: 4:03.

For more infomation >> Fabio, Basketball Enthusiast Turned Programmer - Duration: 4:03.

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Detroit : ConnorรอHank//ฉากจบทั้ง 2 แบบ [ซับไทย] - Duration: 11:30.

For more infomation >> Detroit : ConnorรอHank//ฉากจบทั้ง 2 แบบ [ซับไทย] - Duration: 11:30.

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Pigeon Magic Troupe | 비둘기 마술단 [Gag Concert / 2018.05.26] - Duration: 6:06.

(Pigeon Magic Troupe)

They're here to make up for their dark pasts.

Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!

Hello.

I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.

Before I show you my amazing trick,

I'll show you a simple levitation trick

where I make an object levitate.

I have a cup and a can of cola.

I'll pour some in.

Here we go... Abra...

Cadabra!

Amazing, right?

Now I'll try an amazing trick with

someone in the audience.

Out of the men here,

raise your hand if you think

you're popular with girls.

Me.

We'll bring you up on stage.

Don't lie next time.

What's in your pocket?

- My wallet. / - Your wallet.

I'll take this wallet

and make it levitate.

Abra, abra... Abra, abra...

Abra...

Cadabra!

Hey, it didn't work.

The wallet was weighed down by this heavy stuff.

Right?

Let me try again.

Everyone, watch carefully.

Abra, abra... Abra...

Cadabra!

Amazing, right?

There's your wallet.

What about my money?

- It's in my pocket. / - Give it back.

You son of a...

Right, I didn't have any money.

- Amazing, right? / - Applause!

Now for today's highlight.

I'll show you a chalkboard trick.

Show them the chalkboard.

There's nothing on this chalkboard.

This person in the audience.

Give this person the chalkboard.

You, in the front row.

Write any word you'd like on that blackboard.

Am I a magician or a gangster?

I'm curious myself.

- Done writing? / - Yes, boss.

Please show the audience.

(Strawberry)

Make sure the back row sees it too.

- Did everyone see it? / - Yes.

Now... We'll cover up...

This big chalkboard here.

The word...

Our audience member wrote...

I'm done writing it.

People...

I'll say the magic word at the count of 3

and pull the curtain down.

1, 2, 3. Abracadabra!

(Strawberry)

Amazing, right?

Didn't someone else hide down there write it?

I'm probably right.

- Get out of there. / - I was right.

I'm sorry.

You being there caused a misunderstanding.

- I'm sorry, boss. / - Step aside.

This time... This person.

We'll give her the blackboard.

Write whatever word you'd like

and I won't look.

Show everyone else once she's done writing.

Did you show everyone?

Alright...

Let's raise the curtain.

Again...

I'll write the same word...

This isn't easy.

I'm done.

Now at the count of 3

we'll all say the magic word.

1, 2, 3.

Abracadabra!

Lower the curtain! Abracadabra!

(epple)

- Amazing, right? / - It's spelled wrong!

It's spelled wrong?

Oh, it's A not E.

- Amazing, right? Applause! / - Applause!

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