okay we're live hey what's up everybody's von stampede and um yeah
this is Kingdom Hearts final mix well the 2.5 well what's the shit call deep
way far remix so I don't feeling like an echo so I gotta turn it down alright so
um let's get started let's start playing the first game originally they came came
out what 2002 I believe mmm yeah I hope the framerate won't be like
skipping his ship you like luke that'll be fucking lame like yeah sorry what
your framerate is fucking skip you
so yeah right now I'm just um a little bit of Kingdom Hearts cuz like my
friends are on it's the shout out to draw Austin uh he was like man this
fucking games fucking ass man the the battle systems shitty the targeting
system is ass and this was like the first song Kingdom Hearts game and there
are some things I agree with him that the that the battle system and the
navigation system is just pure ass because it's like wow man I just got a I
kind of fucked this game a little bit over but hey whatever you know this is
the first Kingdom art this was like 2002 so oh yeah testitude in the morning he
don't he does not know how to write a fucking story and I don't I don't know
what's up with Tetsu and the moral but this dude he he don't know what the fuck
he doing right in kingdom hearts man like Late Late Late try to ask a normal
person like hey man um do you know like the the story behind Kingdom Hearts and
he's like fuck no bro like the shit is the shit is hard to describe just to the
normal average person man fuck all that shit like yeah man Kingdom Hearts is
about this boy named soar who visited like Disney worlds and tried to save the
actual like you know try to save the world of darkness let me try to save the
world from darkness and I'm like okay
oh shit no I don't care what y'all say this is probably one like what a part of
my top 5 favorite themes hope you hope like copyright don't come if I put this
shit up on YouTube
yes Sora come suck my dick yes baby yes boo come to me like like I know it's
kind of childish me making gay jokes but it's like like if you keep playing
Kingdom Hearts and know a little bit about the characters it's like wow
Sora you're just like you're really obsessed over Riku think I read because
the cut because in the first game it was pretty much out there that you know Sora
really like you know Kyrie know the girl right here and then in the second game
he was like oh my god looking for you Riku where have you been he's on his
knees he's crying like damn yeah like dude suck yo dick or something man like
come on man I'm like damn sorry you you was really really about to suck on
riku's dick but if they were like in a gay relationship if they if they
actually did it I wouldn't mind I mean whatever you know you know these days it
don't really fucking matter man oh yeah okay that's cool that's cool you know me
I'm not gay but you know still though it's like whoa like the main character
like this game whoa hey you got one viewer man hey what's up man oh just a
string going all right man are you like are you kind of enjoying yourself where
you just hating my voice or whatever he's like I can't stand this
motherfucker fuck him
well white doves everywhere I remember when I first played this game I remember
his story I remember when I first played this game that I've written it from a
video store and I didn't have a place to - I used my sisters
my sister's boyfriend at the time he had a ps2 and I ran at this game and I may
hate the biggest mistake of written an RPG like why did I rent an RPG and I
know damn well I'm not gonna finish that shit and it's like I wrote that shit
like four times and he can't be racing the file like what the fuck man like
like why you keeping racing to follow it will it was his PS it was his like his
ps2 so I couldn't really get mad but I'm like damn bro I think I stopped at
Hollow Bastion and then the files just kept getting erased though but yeah are
you really gonna Pierce - until um shit like 2004 and that's when like um I
think we were coming to an end with the UH with the whole PlayStation saga cuz
Xbox 360 and ps3 was coming but they didn't come to like 2005 so I'm like
holy shit
how this shit go yeah I want the shield cuz the shield is the best the power of
the Guardian kindness to a France a shield to repel all is this the part of
you seek yes your path is sit anyway man you can say whatever you want in the
chat man I don't mind so this is kind of like the first time I'm streaming with
an elgato streaming with a fucking laptop I wish I had a PC but uh
fortunately I don't don't have a damn on what you call it I don't uh yeah I give
up magic God my phone's acting acting weird yes just to for my shoes oh shit
most yeah my bad bro I'm like I'm texting at the same time while doing the
stream so forgive me oh cool we still got that one viewer man aaaa props up to
you man because um I don't know how I'm gonna do this like am I gonna keep
streaming or I'm gonna just like cuz I barely be on Twitch I do have like a
youtube channel so that's what I mainly be all oh okay X alright you got it yeah
no shit you know what's funny that in Kingdom Hearts you don't really you meet
you meet some of the princesses the seven princesses of heart but third you
only meet them at how long Bastian and they you have like a brief you briefly
talk to them and that's it you gain XP by defeating enemies no shit with enough
experience you gain a level oh wow that's our like no shit that's how RPGs
work I know I haven't played all G action JRPG so it's all right bro saw
this move in whoo
you're probably wondering why the fuck I don't have a webcam well I'm using okay
here's the thing I'm using the my laptop you know with the elgato and I feel that
with the the webcam I got for the elgato is it's not gonna like process correctly
so I'm like if I had like a PC then I'll be Gucci but I don't have a PC I have a
laptop a Dell laptop so it looks like it's working far for me man just a
little bit not much but hey man I only I wasn't gonna say I only got the the
what's the word I'm looking for running like 30 frames per second so the
frames second probably sucks ass but hey what it is what it is so you know I'm
just gonna test this out if people love this that's cool if they hate it then I
can just stop doing it and just do something else entirely
yes I can't open it but whatever so if you're if you're still around hey cool
also one thing if you if you know about my youtube channel check it out Vonda
stampede where me and rods we do like you know hot topics around the world and
we did do a show and what happened with that show is was totally my fault
because of technical difficulties like I was supposed to like I was supposed to
record the show and I thought oh yes it's all recordings everything is good
and somehow my mp3 Skype recorder didn't record anything so I'm like what the
fuck man so basically we just did a show with nothing to record on so that was
highly disappointing I'm like damn like it's kind of like it's like huh
it's kind of like getting your dick sucked from a girl who don't know how to
suck dick before fellas if you have ever had a girl who sucked your dick before
and she didn't know what she's doing that shit is it's it's really painful
it's not painful it's just like wow we rocketed just went home and jerk off man
true story somebody sucked my dick before and they didn't know what they
were doing I'm not gonna put their name out there we all cool and everything but
it's like god damn god damn oh my god one of the three useless characters ever
Sophie from Final Fantasy 8 she had nunchucks I don't know why they changed
it to jump rope with her weapon here it's kind of fucking stupid what's the
most important what's most important to you being number one my prized
possessions I say my prized possession a prized possession a big deal hell yeah
bitch you got goals fuck wrong with you lock up in Final Fantasy 10 what do you
want out of life to see you rare sight to broaden my horizons to be strong uh
broaden my horizons
you know you wanna see the world man you wanna try out new things you only got
one life so you are no yellow what are you afraid of getting oh be a different
being decisive you know that shit is already gonna happen already what
twenty-seven still living with my parents but fuck you so I'll be an
indecisive you like to click neat things you want to broaden your horizon you're
afraid to be indecisive your adventure begins in the dead of
night your road won't be easy but a risin Sun awaits your journeys in sounds
good or on second thought I don't know why
the fuck they put this in the game cuz they don't really do shit the day you
open the door is both far and very near ya cuz the door is on Destiny's Island
but you gotta go through a bunch of shit to open here like like nigga dog
already be I already beat this game so many fuckin times though we don't even
see her ass wait we see her in the first game and birth by sleep on birth by
sleep she's just sleeping like like nigga she's just fucking sleeping first
options and the main man you could do a few things to your inventory or stats
configured game said yes yes I know about that I'll play this game since I
was 14
I did not know sora was dressed up as Mickey Mouse until I knew about like a
was a game facts or did or did you know series on YouTube you know the series I
talked about like behold Oh did you know like oh like but no it's it's plain
obvious is sight that you know the red the red shorts the yellow shoes I mean
Sora was supposed to have like a chain saw I'd be more like a furry but they
kind of scrapped that idea but he's already good he's already gonna become a
furry in Kingdom Hearts 3 so that's pretty neat like whoa sorry are you
gonna be a fuckin arm monster well that's pretty dope my my
brother my nigga my ninja that's gonna be dope so this is where you say what
you see this is what you see this is what you see this is what you see this
is what you see this is what you see this is we see got the magical steps up
there so let me see cuz I did a stream on here for uh for uh YouTube and the
shit just went fucking bonkers dan use an elgato I just um not gonna save I was
I was just I just used a regular like the livestream thing I mean to broadcast
for the ps4 and the shit would just nobody could hear what I was saying like
my the game was over my the game audio was more louder than my microphone and
not the microphone I'm using not the Samsung in q2 so just a microphone that
I'm just using so the closer you get to the light the greater your shadow
becomes no shit
give me your soul back then I thought this was like the greatest video game
ever but then I'm like yeah it's it's alright but don't be afraid but and
don't forget soar like I'm in fuck up out of here
holy shit yeah when I was a teenager I was just amazed by this shit like holy
shit like I get to team up with Final Fantasy characters and Disney of Disney
characters from my childhood that's fuckin bleep bro so I play oh yeah I
remember playing endless nights on this game and what is weird about this games
especially the series like the development because like the final mix
version came out I think a year or two years after the original release and
it's like we didn't get it over here but we have like English yeah English audio
which was weird like he didn't have Japanese audio I guess they wanted I
guess they wanted it to be matched up with the Disney audio because you know a
lot of people like you know Disney's from America so of course the Disney
characters will speak English but not like you know Japanese so like oh okay
that's interesting very interesting
dammit
take that she'll throw Captain American Oni ass is broke
I'm bad if the framerate is kind of shitty bro
like I'm probably like the only ones like talking I'm talking to themself
yeah I killed him and now sorry is going to wake up from this nightmare
plant some kingdom farts
so you hold the mightiest weapon of all yeah somewhat the darkness is
gang-raping Sora I know that sounds pretty fucked up but think about it like
the game is reaping sword like no no dammit dah oh my god so don't forget
waking up
back to sleep whoa damn they got some big issues I knew that I'd find you
sneezing let's just fucking relax it
sure wasn't a black dick you see I don't know
what the fuck did hiss or Hollow Bastion or Radio know radiant garden that's
where you grew up from how does she end up in this world again you kind of
already seen it hey aren't you guys forgetting about me so I guess I'm the
only one working on the raft damn you just do real fucking log at his best
friend's face take this nigga are you kidding
Destiny's Island why do they call it destiny Island because it's your destiny
to have the Keyblade yes that was fucking lame but I don't care all right
carry what you want me to do so you can get the rest of the supplies listen to
me what was it again geez we can't build a raft without materials
well bitch you click them in here's what you need to locks one cloth one rope
bring everything back here if you need help just ask no more slacking okay then
you help me get the shit bitch down fuck your saws goddamn Elevens yeah dad like
this collecting shit like you won't even you you won't even like need it after
after you collect all the items Kyrie knees because it's just you won't need
you won't need them with just this is basically filler in the game
let's go get that cloth let's get the roll call it up the ladder cloth right
here and the worst the worst part of body is that they give you no sense of
direction I know I already talked about this like like a couple minutes ago but
damn like I can see why people will be turned off if they never played this
game before and they like first played it the first time I could see they could
be like okay I'm not gonna play this game cuz it's just like it's just like
Resident Evil the first one and some people can excuse that because the you
know the haunting atmosphere you can get lost in shit but this is a JRPG man they
should at least give you a little leeway to be like hey man you know this is this
is this is ons where you need to go yeah I'm feeling lucky dude a UH tedious but
we gonna call you tightest yes he's from Final Fantasy um ten and he's one of the
characters you will not see again absolutely
after I whup his ass I don't know what fuck they gave him a stick and in Final
Fantasy in Final Fantasy
see Final Fantasy 10 he's he has a sword and I'm not saying like I like Titus or
anything like that but he's just he was the main character so you can't really
do anything and they made a more chippy
come on keep whooping your ass
see easy peasy lemon squeezy oh man I'm really off today I just I just whooped
your ass bro shut the fuck up I already whooped your ass or whatever
is cool take that ale money okay Sophie that's
all right what are you up to these days we never see we've been busy we can car
sure are busy these days I should send Titus and walk her to
check up on you guys like I mean she's gonna be on the second game but it was
more of a cameo at least she got a cameo like walking and Titus thinking shit it
was like them niggas die
yeah come on so I guess we're gonna substitute her
nun nun chucks with a jump rope I don't know why they couldn't just give her
like like nunchucks like was it was it all was it a rating thing or something
because I know in the United Kingdom you know nunchucks is a no-no but here
you know America's like no Michelangelo you got nunchucks and he's cool yeah
bitch you lost Oh Carrie you lost well he was no match for me so let's deal
with Walker and his stupid fucking haircut hey what's happening with that
fake accent oh my god yeah yo you uh put around a sure let's play what is that
fucking accent from from Walker if somebody can tell me that from YouTube
or twitch gonna be wonderful Oh bitch slap my ass fuck - easy
of course really hurt me you got hit with the fucking ball bro
course it was gonna hurt damn sore just well now I'm gonna meet my babe or you
know the best friend but if if this took place in you know 2017 squirts would
have done it like slash Riku and uh Sora forever hey sir how about a quick round
grab sure I used to hate fighting this naked man cuz this do hell like a
counter-attack that you could encounter like if you don't have guard you were
pretty much fucked cuz right after you do a couple excuse me Raph you do a
combo on Riku he will fuck your ass up like this fucking right there see and
there's no way to like like counter it because you're just like fuck cuz you're
still in that animation while you're still hitting them yeah I know this is
the first game but god damn y'all could have done a lot more better with the
first game
I may lose this one I may lose this one
up okay I think I found a way out of beating I just got to calm down and not
yeah that shit the only way you can the only way you can avoid that shit
if you hit if you do a two-hit combo other than that man if you try to do a
three that's - alas
eat those XP points bro oh no I'm about to whoop your ass man you talking all
that shit with Joe seven heaven looking ass got you bitch my nigga nigga you was
in seven heaven man and yo and yo yo TV daddy's a child
molester so fuck you Oh y'all didn't know that that the that
the guy from what's-his-name from seven heaven he he was doing some things with
underage girls I'm like damn brothers niggas niggas whoa well I mean it's kind
of like that dude named John Kate you know Doody ren and stimpy man you know
yeah him a 16 year old girlfriend I'm like whoa oh whoa whoa dude I'm like
this dude is me then again she I'm like come on but I know you Joe cartoons and
shit me you can you can impress the older the older ladies with just show
draws a shilling all but I need some fresh bro then took place in the 90s and
it's like yeah yeah someone said that he had you know sexual relations with that
one with that girl she like 37 now my damn bro like you ain't say nothin now
that's not the shit I don't get like and I'm not trying to like Harpo anybody who
been like manipulated by older men but it's like damn and like these
allegations is like you know it coming out like fuckin like Gatling the make a
Bill Cosby is rape is like a John McCain was fuckin with some teenaged underage
girls and shit like oh shit nigger like this nigga better fucking chill bro like
real talk man you can't just be fuckin these underage girls and think that shit
is cool hello I got a meal second-person hey man what
a man is to people with no fucking shit you know man shout out man or say
something
tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu its nigga was like this nigga was being wild Belle like
hell no but I get I guess he just wanted telling that know that that pussy bro he
wanted the dead teenage pussy and be like a bro cuz I know like dudes
bragging huh like I remember there was this one dude
this guy he was telling me like yes dude he was like in the Marines and shit
and my man was just he loved him like like girls like that was like you know
around 16 or 17 it was high school and shit and I mean I'm not surprised by
that shit because a lot of girls like a high school man they used to fuck with
dudes who's like in a 20s because you know they had cars and shit they thought
they was in love or you know they provided them with something
gotta gotta kill me walking please come on come on motherfucker come on throw
that weak-ass ball
ikkaku look at you just slipping you slipping buddy slip it
there we go this ball suck ass bitch is it called bliss ball yeah my shit was an
ass ass ass minigame bro nobody like blitz ball nobody I played that shit on
Final Fantasy 10 that shit was pure ass bro I'm like these niggas trippin bro
knees tripping tripping bro you got these spongebob memes going around I
woke up and recorded bro like think I've been recorded for an
hour I'm not too sure probably gonna record maybe 20 more minutes and break
these into parts all I playing a game for like fucking five hours straight
fuck that shit in the hole bro I'm good on that I'm good on that
well excuse me you know what you know what I just thought of I just thought I
just thought about this you know how in certain JRPGs where the main
protagonists have a girl that is interested in them and then they don't
get together but in Kingdom Hearts it's it's like it's clearly you can clearly
see Sora really likes Kyrie and I think they realize they really their
relationship blossoms and she really likes some especially in the end I know
I'm spoiling this shit but y'all got y'all really gotta think about that shit
like well I'm sorry you don't really gotta think about that shit we're
microphone because I'm kind of loud like like it's kind of refreshing because you
got these emo characters who don't really they don't really exploit their
feelings they just keep it all in Tyrese home is out there somewhere
could be we'll never know by staying here
if we have to we'll figure something else oh look at the bunny what would you
do Oh No maybe meet some dude and give up my body it's just I've always
wondered why we're here on this island no clue Riku the worlds out there why
did we end up on this one and suppose there are other worlds mm-hmm then ours
is just a little piece of something much greater
Wow Riku you're really thinking outside the box could've just as easily ended up
somewhere else right I don't know okay supers like I don't give a fuck we need
to go out there and find out just sitting here won't change a thing
it's the same old stuff so let's go what kind of fool you cou how do you thanks
to you if you hadn't come here I probably would
have never thought of any of this Carrie thanks you cuz like thank you
Sahra you wanted one didn't you a paopu for it if two people
share one their destinies become intertwine
they'll remain a part of each other's lives no matter what come on I know you
want to try it what are you talking
look at that gay shit on my face bro like come on so are you and Riku are
besties forever and you and Kyrie I guess you guys are item or something
hey it's Disney town or Disney Castle I
think I'm the only person that can understand Donald Duck without the
fucking subtitles I swear to god I can't understand him clearly everybody else is
like what the fuck
waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle on it I still don't get that shit
like everybody's alpha out animal Adam morphic except for Aikido that shit is
weird as fuck like so Pluto is just a dog okay I wonder where Maxie is though
our max doesn't exist in this universe but Huey Dewey and Louie they exist in
this universe and why not max but you're the loudest person here guess it's not a
secret anymore so what is what what is Mickey the king of is he the king of
Disney town or something I mean I'm just asking because the
sequel man it's kind of it gets really fucking ridiculous
but really ridiculous let's see how long my streaming going I wish
do
never know
damn she dick sorry Jenna Frankie you are thick you are thick shout-out to uh
Jesse's David for a daughter she seems like a badass this nigga always fuckin
hot dog I can't stand this shit this nigga always fucking look look look I
don't got I ain't got I ain't got no beef for people like it how all the time
I smoked a little bit of weed every now and then but nigga that's all you do
Instagram take pictures while you hi what the fuck so I guess me and riku
gonna be fuckin or AKA sora and riku's don't be fuckin hey whatever floats a
boat man I'm gonna be happy for him now you know they don't have the moat
they're gonna have the most beautiful babies ever man Oh
yeah yeah taste my cardboard dick yes taste my wood bitch I just had the
better weapon you had a fucking jump rope how is that deadly how how
bitch funny thank you just look no bitch I knew what the fuck I was doing that
whole silly but we are gonna be tedious his parents don't love
got something yeah no bro
yeah man look titties on her man I wonder what happened if you shut down
Instagram we'll all will so if Instagram will shut down I got a question for
y'all so if Instagram will shut down you know
the ladies would actually take these pictures will you panic will you lose
your shit because there's a lot of a man named a lot of people use Instagram you
know for business or you know they're gonna show their photography skills and
you got other people who you know the Instagram thoughts you'd be saying like
you know what I don't need a man but I do sure like those likes and comments
though me I'm just like wow like I'll follow you but I really don't give a
shit about what you post but why you follow me just to look up the ass and
titties must be this be real it ain't your
personality it's not not other type of content you put up there there's one
chick man Instagram man up man I'll just be like goddamn but she a news reporter
those y'all know who I'm talking about the thick cheap man she's biracial and
this girl's calling her fat thought everybody was like damn bro she kirby's
hell bro she she nice like like yeah well she look nice as hell bro you
saying a man she thickest fuck man she think I'm in a snicker bro
and I'll follow her man and she does media work I'm like damn like she she
keep it professional and you know she she know how to have fun oh I'm liking
her I'm like woah woah woah fact that girl is just mmm yeah
whoo yes whoo hey oh sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I got I got a little too
excited I'm like damn that girl fart that's hell and she knows she is man she
know she fine as hell
Oh like liking my shit like I like 20,000 people liking my page
tacos are fucking with if you like tacos then we gotta be best friends
I mean you ain't gotta like suck my dick or anything like that I'm like yeah
tacos are the shit made the fucking shit
lady Wilpon tied his ass and then we're gonna call it a fucking night because
nobody's talking on the I think I'm the only one watching my stream so but it's
but it's cool though I'm not like oh I just whooped his ass yesterday what you
talking about nigga no she's sucking on my dick fam another wrong let's go
one-on-one khayoun the main one talking shit that's my museum man Yuna can
always count on me at least I wasn't imaginary you know what I'm talking
about man it's good boy Final Fantasy 10 man shit bitch be home tight as you
deserve that ass whuppin and whoever whoever wrote that fucking story man
it was Ted suing the more his nuts shut off yeah let's make the main character
imaginary in a dream world so he exists in a dream but the play it's it's so
fucking stupid man fuck kind of fuck you not existing burly fuck man
oh my god I need to go save brother I need to say we're fucking safety Trevor
so I can save this shit probably play a little bit of Dragon Ball Z fighter or
whatever save right here we're gonna use a new save file because that's gonna be
smart yes I played the beginning mode because I'm a lazy ass fucking bastard
but anyway people don't forget to I guess follow me on Twitch comment and
subscribe and follow me on any of these social media platforms that'll be
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who don't have a twitch and they can just look at the full gameplay on
YouTube so yes so if you like this livestream badass if not hey I I don't
know what to tell you sir but anyway people I'm Vaughn to stand Pete and
thank you for stopping by my livestream and hope you have a good night people
because it's like 1:30 I'm not really tired but I don't want to keep filming
but anyway thanks for stopping by and hopefully I can keep doing this and uh
see you next time
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