Uncle, it has been so long since you came to our house.
Mom said you were in the US.
I had to lie like that.
If not, your mom will constantly be asking me to come and eat chicken, mutton, giraffe curry.
So you arent in US?
I don't even have a passport.
Then what is all this?
Its all fake passports. They are my identification card for my different getups.
Different getups? You are a fraud?
Don't say Fraud. I am a Con Artist.
The last getup i put was an astrologist. I was playing that for 3 years. Business was good.
An idiot found the truth about me so i had to get rid of that getup.
Astrologist for 3 years? How did you cheat people for 3 years?
Its not that hard. show me your hand.
Now, i'm going to predict your future.
You are going to ace all your exams 90% and above.
Happy?
You are going to marry a man who looks like shah rukh khan.
Really?
No.
Business man sell products. I sell hope.
This is cheating. Identity theft. Forgery.
And your name is...."SAINT"
Did i ask them to keep my name like that?
Forget that. I am going to stay here for 1 week.
I need a very important job to be done.
If you do it.
I'll give you $1000.
Will you do it?
Yes, yes, yes!
Don't be so desperate. close your mouth.
I have promised many people that i am going to give them this and that. I'm not going to give, obviously.
Every week, this fools call me for updates.
If i keep taking their calls, i don't have time to invent a new identity.
Doing identity theft is not easy.
There is alot of strategy and planning to be done.
I can't do that. Only after i get into my new identity, i can do that.
If i ignore them, they will call the police. the police will track me here.
I can even handle the police but i can't handle your mom's torture.
Who is this? Oh, its Muthu. I had promised him that i will sell him a water tank.
I am obviously not going to give him that. Watch and learn how i handle him.
Hello, gopal sir?
Yes, gopal speaking.
Muthu?
Yes, its Muthu. The water tank hasn't come yet. Can you tell me when i can expect it?
i have spoken to the suppiler. he said its coming. on the way.
On the way?
Muthu?
Yes, sir, i can hear you.
Muthu? I can't hear properly.
I can hear clearly. Tell me.
Switch off the fan beside you.
Sir, i'm in an air conditioned room.
muthu?
Tell me!
Muthu?
I can hear you, dog!
Switch off the tv beside you. i can't hear properly.
My wife has chased me out. I am staying in a motel.
There is no tv here. not even a fridge.
Switch off the radio too.
There is no Tv, how can there be radio?
Talk, i can hear!
"The number you have called is getting disconnected because of your low quality phone...
"...Once you get a high quality phone, please call back. Thank you."
Dei, i'm using an iphone!
This is how you should respond to all the calls.
Do you understand?
Wow, there is a strategy to identity theft, forgery and fraud.
Can you teach me a strategy so that i can cheat in my exam?
I have never cheated in any exam
i don't know any strategy
only a person who wants to pass an exam,cheats.
i don't have such bad habits.
look, now this is yours.
A very important information.
Your mom should never know about any of this.
If she knows, she will rant about honesty, duty and integrity.
So, this must only be between us.
Okay, i'm going to go and bathe.
Acting like a good guy is so hard....
Breaking news!
The police is looking for this man.
If you know any information about this man, please contact the police.
If we find this individual because of your information, you will be rewarded $10,000.
Contact details are below.
UNCLE:After deciding to come into this profession, you cannot care about relationships.
If they can be fooled...fool them.
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