From naked grandma in the pool to run-ins with registered sex offenders, the Planet
Dolan crew re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weirdest
encounters people have had with drunk people.
I'm Pringle, and today, I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by Thenightkeeper Mimi_up
Mimi_up was a host at a IHOP.
One night around 1 am, a drunken man and his friends walked in.
When Mimi told them to follow her to their table, the man replied, "I'll follow you anywhere,
baby."
Mimi shrugged it off and sat them at the table.
Soon after, the man turned and asked if Mimi was a virgin.
She politely told him it was none of his business.
To this, his response was, "If you are, you're not going to be when I'm done with
you."
Then he drank the strawberry syrup, and took all of the rolled silverware outside and hid
them like an Easter egg hunt.
They were still finding silverware 2 weeks later.
Number 9 was Submitted by XXvickyXX SweetCommando SweetCommando's dad once had a massive party
at their house.
And at that party, his dad had a bit too much to drink and stripped naked.
Rather than keep his nudity in the house, he kicked a fence panel down and ran through
the neighbor's garden.
SweetCommando really liked his neighbors, so the whole thing made him cringe.
That's why the best part was the phone call the next morning between his dad and the neighbors,
talking about his drunken antics.
Number 8 was Submitted by LittleBiscuit413 Hellbent
One time when Hellbent was 10, he was at a barbeque with his mom.
One guy had a bit too much beer and started doing some sort of… karate routine?
Hellbent didn't even know what it was supposed to be, but he went to check out anyway.
All he heard was a yell of "BEGONE DEMON CHILD" before getting karate chopped right in the
face.
Hellbent found the guy the next morning, sleeping on a roundabout.
Number 7 was Submitted by VirtualNova Legna
Legna came home after school one day and no one was home.
At least, Legna thought no one was home.
He went down the hall to check the rooms and saw his dad drunk.
He was in a horse onesie watching My Little Pony, and yelling at the screen about how
to solve friendship problems.
Legna walked away and didn't even mention it to him later.
Number 6 was Submitted by Warfang667 Tolop On his first day of middle school, Tolop was
waiting for the bus with his brother.
Suddenly, an old homeless man came up to the bus stop.
He reeked of alcohol, so Tolop slid away.
The man slid over closer to him the more Tolop tried to slide away.
When the bus arrived, Tolop got on and the man tried to follow him.
When the bus driver wouldn't let him on, he pulled out a swiss army knife and started
yelling, "I command you to give me the juice, I pay my taxes!"
He then stood in front of the bus and wouldn't move, so the bus driver eventually called
the cops.
The police arrested him, but even in the back of the police car, he wouldn't stop looking
at Tolop.
So the officer called Tolop into questioning, where he found out the man was a registered
sex offender.
From then on, Tolop rode to school with his dad.
Number 5 was Submitted by moonearthling Robo Robo was sitting in a local park with some
friends when a man with a large bag sat at a bench.
She didn't pay him much attention until she glanced over and saw him pull a beer and a
rabbit out of his bag.
He put it on the grassy area behind him and stayed there with his beer for about 20 minutes.
Then he put the rabbit back in the bag and walked away, without saying a word to anyone.
Number 4 was Submitted by QueenSammy87 Froggy One time, Froggy witnessed a guy piss through
a letter box.
He just walked up to the door, whipped his thing out and pissed in the letter box.
Then he got out a key and opened the door and fell into the house.
So it turns out the guy pissed through his own letter box and then fell into it.
Froggy laughed about this for over an hour.
Number 3 was Submitted by ajsolis4641 Dolan When Dolan was 3 or 4, his grandma drank so
much, she got confused and started singing Happy Birthday.
But it wasn't Dolan's birthday.
Five minutes later, she stripped naked and jumped in the freezing cold water of Dolan's
pool.
As soon as she jumped in, she started screaming, "DOLAN, THERES ALLIGATORS GETTING ME, HELP!"
It ended up taking 3 hours to get her out of the pool.
Number 2 was Submitted by KingofKings1461 Spincess
Spincess was leaving school one day to head to the park, when she saw a drunk woman running
around with a mysterious object.
This woman was swinging the object around at people, and it smelled horrible.
After several minutes of this, someone called the cops, and they arrested the woman.
The mysterious object turned
out to be a dead cat.
Number 1 – What's the weirdest encounter I've had with a drunk?
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