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Kirby Art & Style Collection Review: A Dream Collection - Duration: 6:36.

This video is affiliated with Kirby Informer, the definitive stop for Kirby news and content!

More information at the end of this video.

At this point in time, what Nintendo fan hasn't heard of Kirby?

Ever since Sakurai created him in 1992, Kirby has proven to Japanese audiences that a simple

puffball can still be a great platformer star, and to American audiences that it can be

SUPER.

HARD.

CORE.

"Oh look, he's a cutie. Is this the guy?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Anyway, this year marks the 25th anniversary of the super tough pink puff, and Nintendo

has REALLY been going all out with the festivities, headlined with the announcement of Star Allies,

a mainline game for the Nintendo Switch, two Planet Robobot side game expansions and a

FULL spin-off title for the 3DS, TONS of events and merchandise in Japan, and of course, a

special artbook, the Kirby Art & Style Collection, which we'll be looking at today.

Unlike the 20th anniversary encyclopedia which came before it, this book focuses less on

chronicling every enemy or character etc., and instead puts the artworks in the spotlight,

which is more befitting of being, y'know, an artbook.

So, let's begin.

Before we dive in, we should probably take a look at the physical book itself.

It definitely looks nice, with a clean looking sleeve on a hardcover exterior.

Remove the sleeve and you've got a neat little collage of Kirby designs throughout the years.

Interestingly, there appears to be a code for Team Kirby Clash Deluxe on the packaging.

I think it's region-specific though, so I probably won't be having much use for

it anyway.

The first part of the book houses main illustrations, filled with full artwork from games, events,

merchandise and even the anime.

There's also art from the 20th anniversary event.

And this goes with pretty much every piece of full artwork Nintendo has ever produced,

but I just really love the detail and effort put into most of these.

Moving on, we have the main attraction: the game visuals, a gigantic collection of artworks

from Kirby's 25-year-history.

There's illustrations, sprites, backgrounds and even concept art, giving you a pretty neat insight

into the development of some of the character designs, mostly for the newer games, such

as Queen Sectonia or the Robobot Armor.

Huh…apparently Magolor used to look kinda like Haltmann.

Neat.

Now the 20th anniversary encyclopedia also included most of these artworks, but this

artbook is definitely more simplistically designed and clean looking, and it really

highlights how the artstyle in the series has evolved and mutated over the years.

There's even draft sketches of official art, giving you a behind-the-scenes look at

the illustration process.

Or in the case of Kirby & the Rainbow Curse, the crafting process.

Near the end, there's a hefty collection of miscellaneous artwork used in various merchandise,

as well as the logos and boxart for the games.

It's definitely a robust collection of artwork, and if some of them haven't been found on

the Internet yet, someone should definitely upload high resolution scans of them someday.

If I were to nitpick though, I know that this is a Japan-exclusive artbook, but I think

it wouldn't hurt if they included a little bit from the American side of things…

y'know, just a little bit.

Afterwards we have the aptly titled goods illustrations, consisting of artwork from

the Hypernova-load of Japan-exclusive Kirby events and merchandise, like the 25th anniversary

concert, Kirby Café and Pupupu Train, just to name a few.

There's a really large variety here, with some I've never seen before since they're

all Japan-exclusive.

There's even design sketches for some of the merchandise, like plushes, gashapon and

licensed manga.

You know that somewhere out there, a REALLY dedicated Kirby fan probably has all of these things.

I just realized that that Waddle Dee has a moustache.

I don't want to think into the implications of that too deeply so I guess I'll just roll with it.

COMIC SANS!

THERE'S COMIC SANS IN MY KIRBY ARTBOOK

*huff* Calm down…it's okay…let's move

Lastly, there's the extra contents, which is actually the most interesting part of this

artbook.

First, you have a bunch of celebratory drawings from HAL Laboratory staff, showcased at the

Japan-exclusive Kirby Museum in 2016.

They're definitely heartwarming additions to the book.

But what comes next are actually never-before-seen designs for the prototype of Kirby's Dream

Land, then titled 'Twinkle Popo'.

There's the preliminary box art, and even concept arts for the original stage list!

You have Green Greens, Silk Falls, Elder Woods, Air Fortress, Float Islands, Bubbly Clouds,

You have Green Greens, Silk Falls, Elder Woods, Air Fortress, Float Islands, Bubbly Clowds,

and finally, Heat Palace.

It's definitely intriguing to see the original themes and designs and look at how things

have changed since then.

There's also a list of concepts for unused abilities in Kirby's Adventure.

Did you know Kirby was supposed to cross-dress, control a satellite, summon a giant monster,

and…uh…throw…grenades?

So overall, I'd say this is a really solid artbook!

It's simplistic but to the point, and offers a great look at how the artstyle in the Kirby

series has changed over its many games and merchandise, which is befitting of its title.

If you're a die-hard Kirby fan, this is definitely a worthwhile purchase.

And even then, if you're still doubting if you'll get your money's worth out of this...

…there's 2 whole pages of doodles by Kirby himself.

I mean at this point if you're still not convinced then you're dead inside.

And there we have it, the Kirby Art & Style Collection, a fantastic artbook and a great

way to cap off the series' 25th anniversary.

It's out now and if you're interested, consider checking it out.

And if you already own it, I'd like to hear your thoughts on it in the comments below!

That's all for now, so until next time, MVBBY, and here's to 25 more years of our

favorite pink puff.

Heyo!

This video is affiliated with Kirby Informer, a great place to get all the latest updates

on new Kirby games such as Battle Royale and Star Allies, as well as a really great and

welcoming community that shares the same love for the pink puff.

You can check out their social media accounts in the description below which share a lot

of amazing Kirby content, as well as join their Discord server to discuss and share

fan content with Kirby fans all over the world.

I also show up there every now and then!...so that's cool.

Anyway, the Kirby community is probably one of the most wholesome communities I've ever

seen, so if you're a Kirby fan, go and check Kirby Informer out!

You won't regret it.

Trust me.

With that, I'll catch you all later in my next video.

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How Monarch Butterflies Are Made | How Stuff Is Made | Refinery29 - Duration: 4:12.

Float like a butterfly,

we all wish we could.

These pretty little insects do so much good.

Loved by flowers and humans alike,

this is the story of a butterfly's life.

Once upon a time,

Margaret found a hungry caterpillar

in her parsley patch.

She raised it up into a butterfly in her kitchen

and knew she had found her passion.

Today her love of nature and metamorphosis

has crowned her the title of

the Butterfly Lady of Fire Island.

Her main mission in life is

to make more butterflies,

one egg at a time.

Each day she combs the milkweed

searching for and gathering eggs.

In the safety of her kitchen,

the egg and its host plant are placed in a jar of water.

Each jar is carefully labeled,

tracking the number of eggs,

the date harvested,

and the due date.

That is a lot of butterfly birthdays.

Inside these tiny little eggs,

even tinier larvae are nourished by a yolk

until they're ready to hatch.

While they start small,

caterpillars go through several stages

or instars.

As they get bigger and go through each stage,

they shed their skin,

revealing their special markings.

Isn't that cute?

Throughout all of these stages,

caterpillars have one purpose:

to eat

and eat

and eat.

And while it's a well-known fact that

caterpillars are hungry,

they are also picky eaters.

Differing species like different leaves.

And this guy,

the Black Swallowtail,

is partial to parsley.

Organic only please.

While another well-known caterpillar,

the Monarch,

prefers milkweed.

Over the course of its juvenile life,

caterpillars increase their body mass

by as much as 1,000 times or more.

And if all of that growing weren't enough,

caterpillars also have to store enough protein

for after they become an adult butterfly,

which is why this little guy is still eating.

After nearly two weeks of eating,

the fully grown caterpillar is on a mission

to find the perfect place to attach itself

and shed its skin one final time.

At Margaret's house,

it means it's time to move them into a special box.

The caterpillar attaches itself to a twig,

where it will shed its skin one last time

to become a chrysalis.

Inside the still form of a chrysalis,

a complete transformation is taking place

in a process called metamorphosis.

Scientists have recently discovered

a few special cells

called imaginal discs.

It's these discs that form into beaks,

legs,

and of course, wings.

When a butterfly first emerges from the chrysalis,

its wings are folded against its body.

As it gets used to its surroundings,

blood is pumped into the wings

allowing them to expand and, ultimately, fly.

Once the butterflies can fly,

Margaret bids them goodbye.

They live their short lives in the wind.

The more eggs that Margaret can save,

the more butterflies that are made.

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Media monitoring - Duration: 2:05.

The idea is this: Take the computer, the Internet and subscribe to as many publications, and offer to customers for a monthly fee to provide them with all the information that was printed in these publications and on the Internet, or some accurately marked theme. Other services: - immediate notification of the client about the release of information that could do him harm; - commentary, analysis of political news; - translation of information into English. The results should provide the client on Monday at 9:00 for the past week, I think. It is clear that the entire Internet and all the press is not combed through, but to guarantee to our clients that the most influential and popular publication will be at his feet. Now "salary". For the weekly submission of Xerox copies of Newspapers and magazines and printed information from the Internet with the mark of source, circulation and volume of the article from the publication... etc., etc. - will be charged for 100 - 150.e./a month. For additional services, at the discretion of each of you. We have a notice on all auctions +25.e. in a month, but for the comments of an analyst, I don't know, but not too sickly. We have been doing this 2 company. Their clients - Coca Cola, a lot of banks, IT firms.... They have bigger margins, probably... the fact that all this is in the capital (2 million people), and I live in the city (250.000 people), but I think the potential is there.

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Have Bread will Travel - Duration: 5:33.

Hi I'm Erin.

Every bite of food that ends up on your table has a story behind it.

A majority of the time you as the consumer never have the opportunity to hear that tale.

Today follow the journey of one loaf bread from our kitchen into our customer's hands

on Our Wyoming Life.

It's almost Thanksgiving and it's time for our first winter market.

We now have a new opportunity to sell our products year round.

We also have an opportunity to change some of the things that we are producing to fit

the seasons.

Apple Praline Bread screams fall and Thanksgiving and it looks divine.

This is a new recipe.

Something we have never made and sold before.

The journey of bread started 2 months ago.

In Cincinnatti.

Odd right?

Back in September Mike traveled to Cincinnati to a YouTube creators conference.

While he was there he met Kristen from Six Sisters Stuff.

You might have heard about Six Sister's Stuff.

They are dominating the cooking world.

They have cook books, blogs, a huge Facebook following and an incredible YouTube Channel.

As everyone got to know each other and learn about each other's channels Mike and Kristen

talked about how baking is a part of what we do that we haven't had the time to show

our audience yet.

An idea was born.

To take a recipe from Texas, to Cincinnati, to Wyoming to our customers plate.

Once Mike told me about this idea I was thrilled!

I immediately dove into their YouTube channel and started watching all of their videos.

Once I binged myself on YouTube I immersed myself in their blog and I found the holy

grail I was looking for, Apple Praline Bread.

When I saw it I knew that this was a must bake for me.

Kristen and I started chatting through email and sharing our baking stories.

Now market day is almost here and it's time to bake!

We start the baking by preparing the apples.

Several different varieties, some sweet some tart are peeled and finely chopped.

The recipe is being doubled so 3 cups are needed.

Next all the dry ingredients are measured and sifted into a bowl.

Wet ingredients are then added to a mixer.

Sour cream, sugar, eggs and vanilla are mixed on low speed until they are thoroughly blended.

Dry ingredients are added in slowly.

Once everything is incorporated it's time to fold in the apples.

Chopped pecans also get folded into the batter.

Mini 1 pound loaves are used for market.

An ice cream scoop making scooping the batter easy and helps keep the bread loaves consistent

in size.

Once all the batter is scooped there are 9 mini loaves.

More chopped pecans are sprinkled on top and lightly pressed into the batter.

Everything is now ready for the oven.

The oven has been turned on and preheated.

Baking for market is always done on the convection setting.

It helps the multiple loaves on multiple racks bake evenly.

Once the loaves look golden brown and delicious a toothpick is used to test for doneness.

It comes out clean and the bread is ready to come out of the oven.

It's placed on a cooling rack where it will rest for about 15 minutes and then removed

from the pan to cool completely.

Later that evening after all the baking is done and dinner has been eaten and a little

birthday celebration has happened for Mike it's time to make the glaze.

It's simple.

Brown sugar and butter is all that's needed.

It's warmed in a sauce pan until it boils for one minute.

Make sure to stir constantly until the mixture is thick and delicious.

Clear clamshells are used for packaging the bread.

This will contain and glaze that runs down the side and avoid any sticky hard to unwrap

packaging for market.

With the loaves in the clamshells the glaze can be placed on top of the bread.

It looks amazing and the glaze taste amazing.

Our customers are going to love this!

After all of our baked goods are packaged everything can be placed in a large tote and

is ready for transport to market.

The next day at market everything gets hauled in and placed on our tables and we are ready

to sell our products to our customers.

The Apple Praline Bread was quick to sell and before we even left market we received

an amazing review on Facebook.

It's always nice to hear that our customers will want to purchase the item again.

Apple Praline Bread might just become a staple of our market baking rotation!

Find the full recipe in the description below.

Every bite of food you take has a personal connection behind it.

Someone made it or grew the ingredients.

I'm so glad that Mike and Kristen met in Cincinnati and that we get to bring Six Sister's

to Wyoming.

The apple praline bead is amazing and there's so many more recipes of theirs that I want

to try this winter not just for market but for dinner or breakfast for my own family.

I love watching all of the sisters on YouTube and getting to know their personalities and

I truly feel like part of their family.

Food is life and it's amazing to share that with people.

From the farmer, to the baker, to the cook, to the recipe writer, there's always an

amazing story behind each step.

Make sure you find Six Sister's right here on YouTube and get to know their family and

story.

I guarantee you find something easy and delicious to make along the way.

Look below in the description for more links on how to find Six Sister's Products.

Thanks for joining me in Our Wyoming Life

For more infomation >> Have Bread will Travel - Duration: 5:33.

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BTS Surprises Super Fans & Their Moms on Kimmel - Duration: 3:30.

You may have noticed on your way into the theater today,

there's a lot of frenzied--

a lot of excitement outside.

Kids have been camped out in line for days

because the Korean band BTS is here.

[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]

Exciting.

They are here-- look at this line.

They're in town for the American Music Awards on Sunday

and they're going to play music on our outdoor stage.

BTS is very, very popular, and we want

to have some fun with that.

So we went to the line outside and we

found moms who are waiting in line with their daughters.

There are a lot of moms out there.

I don't know what we made up.

We said, come inside, we want to know

what it's like to be the mother of a super fan of BTS.

So anyway, we were going to send the band

outside to the audience, but the police and the fire department

and our lawyers said at least 100 people

would be killed if we did that.

They're very enthusiastic fans.

So we brought the moms inside and introduced

them to the boys in BTS and--

[AUDIENCE GASPS]

[EVERYONE LAUGHS]

If you think you're mad, wait until you find

out how mad the daughters were.

COUSIN SAL: We're talking to moms whose kids are super fans.

Can we talk to you for a second? - Yes.

COUSIN SAL: Great.

Can we borrow her for just a couple minutes?

Come with us. [GIRLS CHEERING]

We're talking to moms of superfans of the day.

Can we talk to you for a minute? - Yeah.

COUSIN SAL: Here, come with us.

Want to talk to you.

[PHONE RINGING]

It's your mom.

It's your moms.

Hi.

COUSIN SAL: Can you say hi to your moms?

Hi mom.

Where are you?

OK.

Whoa!

[GIRLS SCREAMING]

Oh my god.

Hey!

How are you doing?

[GIRLS SCREAMING]

Sucks to be you.

[INAUDIBLE]

[GIRLS SCREAMING]

So there you go.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

Oh there they are.

Hi.

So what happened?

Your moms got to see BTS and then you guys didn't?

Yeah.

JIMMY KIMMEL: How are you feeling right now?

Describe your emotions if you could.

A little jealous.

JIMMY KIMMEL: A little bit jealous?

Did you ask your mom what happened?

Yeah. JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah?

And are you smelling her to see if they rubbed any BTS--

[EVERYONE LAUGHING]

Are you excited that your moms met BTS?

Or would you rather they had never met BTS at all?

No, I'm really happy.

JIMMY KIMMEL: You were happy for her?

Yeah, happy.

JIMMY KIMMEL: Did she tell you all about it?

- Yeah she did. - Yeah?

And what was your reaction overall?

Did you like them?

Yes.

Very nice.

I'm very excited, very nervous, and very lucky

to be the one.

Yeah.

I will say that you in a way, if you think about it,

you're almost as lucky as your daughter is

unlucky for not meeting them.

[EVERYONE LAUGHING]

Well, it's very exciting for some of you.

Thanks to BTS.

They will be on the American Music Awards on Sunday night,

and you can see them on our show November 29th.

[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]

Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel.

If you enjoyed the video, hit subscribe.

And if you don't click subscribe,

this invisible hamster will die.

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THIS GAME SHOULD BE ILLEGAL - Duration: 10:15.

I will defeat this game

if it's the last thing I'll ever do..

This game is easy ok

If you haven't played this game it's a piece of cake.

This cake is- it's not a very delicious cake

but it's a cake.

That needs to be eaten

ALIVE

First you got to make sure you go up here

right okay alright

Slow down there cowboy we're not speedrunning it~

Now we got to get up to the rake

which you might think "oh that's impossible"

it's actually super easy.

now THIS bit you want to go out as far as possible

and you want to pendulum swing

and that actually makes the slide 20 times eazier

a lot of people struggle on the slide

NØŦ ĐƗS ǤUɎ

there's another one of those where you just have to launch yourself

and right before you go

YOU'RE GONNA AAAAAAA

THAT'S HOW ITS DONE

So what you want to do is you want to grab the hammer heAre

ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 very slowly

Vewy nice

Oh god! That's not slow. Bu- you're not going slow right now buddy

Oh you oh no you- I made a terrible...

OH look at that

Oh look at that

You thought I made a terribLE mihftake (mistake w/ his shitty swedish accent jk)

j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶u̶p̶

Now we're gonna do the same trick as we have done before

nooow I've only- AH~ MY GOD okay

we're just gonna we're just gonna fucking- PRRRRRRRA

THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS to be a ~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NO!! NO FUCK YOU! [laugh, and the world laughs with you.]

FUCK YOU THEN [Weep, and you weep alone.]

[For the sad old-] IDIDIDIDIDI would you- can you be quiet?

Can I turn him off?

Can I turm in off???

oh wow the game just became better

OH

OH hello

What's up?! What's up?!!

fuck you

What's up everybody it's-yA boi

fuUUᵘck oh god what have I done?

AAAH look at that SKILL look at that skiiiill babah

game journalist little 5000 right there (??)

WUOAH

POwer move

POWER mo-

...

POWER MOVE

ᴾᴼᵂᴱᴿ ᴹᴼⱽᴱ (??)

Hell yeah man!! You killin' it Felix OOH

OOOOOOOH (look at his tougue)

NO (omg my ears)

𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕓𝕠𝕪 *moaning*

"Pewds you're using macros" Shut the fuck up

excuse me the door is ringing

(pewds butt has gone away with his dignity)

oh hi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(the visitor is IMPACIENT (the doorbell rang 2 times)) (caution phone users)

(i warned ya)

(THREE TIMES NOW)

(wait. Is it a bell?)

I'm the best goddamn gamer on YouTube.

lift me up... like- fuck and- dammit! It's so FRUSTRATING

*laughs*

I have no control. I'm just like waving my foot

(look at his mouth, again)

SUCK ON MY fucking toes (?)

*unintelligible groanings*

(Pewds you ok?)

GET UUUUUUP

Can YoU SUck a DICK? My god like

Oh my go-

He just prrramlehaha

oh wow

no

(mouth)

(again)

nO

I'm so fucking-

oh my GOD. OH. MY. GAH.

this stupid (c/g)rumbling little thing in the mouse

and my gggGOD

'kay

right

How in the world do I get up from there?

I keep- doesn't fucking going anywhere

No. We do not go down there.

No.

We talked about this. Oh my god it, it- I'm sweating so much.

This stupid guy

No. RELAX.

New strat. New strat. New strat. (strategy)

That will PIERC- nOO. No!! Oh god.

ahh fuck

New strat.

What the fuck, like, launch yourself woman

Did I just hear someone using microaggression?

whoa whoa whoa what just happened? What just happened?

How did I do that? oh my god omae wa mou shindeiru (You're already dead in Japanese)

Can I just sit here? Can I just sit here?

You know... You know they tell you you hear bells ringing before you die

*bells ringing*

I can't tell if it's real life or the game at this point

oh oh oh no NO

NO

NOOO

We fight BACK OOH oh

ah ah ah ah

(?? r u alright?)

Oh god oh my god OH WOW

Oh-kay

Okay we're on the toilet Sitting on a toilet

(we lost him)

Oh huh shut up music

BEST GAMER ON YOUTUBE

Didn't you think i could get it didn't you

"Oh he's never going to beat this."

easy.

EASY.

now we going down BABE. Goin down~~

It's gonna be easy.

What the heck is this?

My body is shaking

What what's up everybody

Oh what? No. No. No. no no you can't be serious

What happens down there?

Do I have to go up there? if I fall what happens if I fall down?

You're so mean

whoever made this. Bennett you're so mean let's just push away this orange. Go away.

Can we push this out a little bit as well? No that's frozen. Okay

oh wow

There's no checkpoints

there is no checkpoint

That's so mean

You're mean~

oh wow okay

It's so steep.

It's seriously so steep.

Oh wow oh wow look at that look at that everybody it's your boy PewDiePie I'm gonna cry

oh my god it gets steeper

(stop crying)

It's just not fair

it's just not fair

oh my god it gets even worse

Oh my god

[you know they tell you you hear bells ringing before you die]

NOOOOoooo

For more infomation >> THIS GAME SHOULD BE ILLEGAL - Duration: 10:15.

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Why We Need To Talk About The Insane YouTube Kids Problem… #Elsagate - Duration: 8:31.

Beautiful bastards, I hope you have a fantastic Friday for today's Friday's show I want to talk about a heavily requested

And I think important story, it's around the situation that you may have heard of as Elsa gate

There's been a lot of concern around YouTube's children focus contest some children's videos

I would argue most children's videos are completely normal content like nursery rhymes color is counting

There's also a huge subsection of videos that are very troubled and the range here is okay

That's kind of weird and kind of inappropriate to what the fuck

How is this in YouTube kids so we often see is that they use children's characters in the videos?

They have video titles tags that are specifically designed to take advantage of the YouTube algorithm

Essentially the way, it works is on YouTube kids you get longer viewing time like an adult

That's specifically searching and hopping from video to video when you have a kid

Often like an iPad is being put in front of them a lot of the kids just watch video after video as they pop up

On the screen is where these videos can take advantage of the algorithm

It's watching silly fun video is about minions

Despicable Me and then this ridiculous insanity pops up for that this is from zinzin cartoon titled minions banana

Baby drinks piss water running story full episode then your family song nursery also

You notice a lot of the titles the descriptions the tags is kind of like this word sue once again

That's people taking advantage of the algorithm by using highly search terms in their description

There's a full disgusting rainbow of obscene and really inappropriate video

There's a lot of tricking people into drinking pee

Eating poo get stuff like Princess Rapunzel and Spider Man buried alive and em pop and you see what looks to be a bloodied

Rapunzel with poop on her also if you're wondering why this is called Elsa gay, but I haven't even mentioned Elsa yet

It's because I want you to know that this is much more than just a character from frozen being in some weird video a lot

of the original weird disturbing videos

included someone either playing Elsa or an animation of Elsa's and of course was one of the most popular pieces of children's entertainment in an

Incredibly long time frozen the specific characters the names of the songs

Constantly sir a lot of weird video started with her then people start including more characters like Spider Man whole joke or honestly any character

You can imagine

There is probably a weird video like this out there in this video of else apparently sick

And Anna is trying to take care of her so then they check her temperature rectally also

Then anna kisses elsa a video has 7.8 million views

And it is not even close to being their biggest the same channel has another video with 20 million views once again

This is a kid

Gentleman video all the characters are drinking at a dance party and it ends up with the characters waking up in bed

too naked partially clear also keep in mind

It's not just animation channel got to give a shout-out to the channel called pranks game actually feature live actors

And what really just feels like softcore porn in this video spider-man vs.

black cat girl starts off with his woman beating the shit out of spider-man in bed by term and then proceeds to

Stare at her chest even grabs her breasts causing black cat to bite her lip and changes her mount position continues to beat the shit

Out of spider-man she has a dance party then spider-man fights back he gets on top of her black cat fights back

She kicks him in the dick three times five point eight million views. That's what I was going into their superhero

Love story where eventually spider-man and black cat, and it looks like they fuck on a couch

That's got eight point seven million views and keep in mind once again that all of these tags everything

It's geared towards kids the channel toy Scouter is another fantastic weird example

We've done a masterful job of taking advantage of the algorithm past 30 days

They've gained over six hundred sixteen thousand subscribers if nine point seven million

subscribers on the champion videos like this world everyone loves spider-man with frozen elsa minnie

Spider-girl peppa pig and joker in real life obviously you see there

They're taking advantage of the tags nineteen point five seven million views

Six hundred eighty seven comments most people would look at those numbers and go oh that person's boosted

Oh probably not

We're talking about kids that aren't participating in the comments section watching this video this video by the way, it's hard

Do you explain what happens everyone's happy and then uh?

Oh i'm to go worldstar nelson and spider-man's essentially naked and rapunzel gets

Chloroformed by joker and kid ninh and chase. Yes. I watch paw Patrol. I have children

He gets stabbed in the ass with a needle and ruble once again. I told you I watched paw patrol

He captures and then seemingly is trying to murder a minion

Oh and a dinosaur any abducts Peppa the pig some of the other videos. I blow up on this channel

I just love the thumbnail Princess Rapunzel versus nails through finger

Oh, my god, Princess Rapunzel got nailed through the foot spider-man sharp nails on toilet

Fuck is wrong with people

Also, some channels aren't even trying to hide it super hermes TV has a video call hall patrol babies pretend to die suicide

There's a little clip from that beauty

In response to most of this especially as it's gained more and more traction in the new as has been what the fog how can

There be monetization issues things people are calling the ad pocalypse when this is out there

Getting millions of you a lot of people saying that we're getting ads while watching these videos in response to these kinds of videos YouTube

Has put into place new policies in Jilin when they issued new monetization policies that included content that depicts family-friendly characters engaged in violent sexual

violent behavior even if done for comedic or satirical

Purposes is not eligible for monetization Emily jacquard the head of YouTube's family and learning content said that the videos were a quote

Extreme needle in the haystack or shmoney people's response to that was how is this a needle in a haystack?

situation when you're talking about tens and sometimes

Hundreds hundreds of millions of views were people reporting that these videos were prominently featured on the YouTube kids app that was an app that

Acknowledged that there was really messed-up content on YouTube and then said hey we're going to make sure the content is safe

But because the content isn't initially looked at by human beings you know obviously the algorithm rules all on YouTube these videos were getting through

And most importantly they were getting through to children

But despite the changes if you still search for certain terms you find inappropriate video

We're seeing in general is that the videos have continued despite having to fight D monetization

This isn't great for YouTube because a lot of the mainstream outlets have been covering a New York Times putting out a piece on this

earlier this month writing on YouTube kids

Startling videos slip past filters as opposed by James bridle that blew up on media saying these videos wherever they are may ever they come

To be me whatever they're conscious intentions ie to accumulate ad revenue feeding upon a system

Which was consciously intended to show videos to children for profit unconsciously generated emergent outcomes of that are all over the place

We're talking about is very young children effectively from burning deliberately targeted with content, which will traumatize and disturb them via networks

Which are extremely vulnerable to exactly this form of abuse?

And he was arguing that YouTube was causing

infrastructural violence against children so after this popped up in the news again YouTube decided to respond against number downs YouTube's director of policy saying

We're in the process of implementing a new policy that age restricts this content in the YouTube main app when flat adding age restricted content

Is automatically not allowed in YouTube kids

So how will this work the first line of defense is the algorithm right and so based on how YouTube's algorithms have treated you

Or faith in this might be mixed and afterwards people like yourself if you see these videos flag them as an appropriate human will then?

Look at that video determine if it's flagged properly YouTube says they have thousands of member

Across the world to help if it's in the wrong the video will be flagged and will become a dress trick then if the video

Becomes aid restricted it won't be in the kids and will all of that work

Maybe I think if there was ever a fire that could get YouTube off its has to do something. It's a oh my god

We're showing horrible shit to children fire. I will say overall so far does seem like the most horrid examples

We've found I've been taken off the kids however looking into it it seems that companies issuing

Takedowns have been more effective than YouTube's system

It's because many of the horrendous videos have been taken down due to copyright claims and not because of age gate

But ultimately the big problem of hoping people flag these videos is there there is a reason that these videos got so many millions of

You under so many people's radar adults aren't searching for this stuff

they're searching for like a

Regular normal daddy finger song and they plop that iPad in front of a kid and then 20 minutes later

Thanks to the algorithm

Weird shit shows up so unless people continue to be proactive which is not going to be the case long term this problem could still

Very easily continue and grow and so while I think we can all make a temporary push to look for a lot of this weird

Content flag it see what YouTube does I would say is to my fellow parents out there also to the brothers the sisters

Anyone who is his is responsible for a child

So I'll try to take that extra minute to make sure we know exactly what our children are consuming on what I understand

I'm not trying to shame you

I think most people that downloaded the app were like okay YouTube made it safe for my kids ultimately like all things with your children

It all comes back to you are responsible

You got to look out and now that maybe you watch this video or someone forwarded this video to you

You know that there is an issue. That's without even jumping in to all the child exploitation

We'll save that for another day of course because this is the Philip DeFranco show I want to know your thoughts on this story also

What do you think YouTube could do better in situations like or are you thinking?

You know YouTube's doing their best. It's on the pair or a mishmash

I'd love to know your thoughts see that's why I'm going to end today's show also remember if you like this video you like what?

I'm trying to do on this channel you want to support

Independent media be sure to go to the Franco elite com sign up become a member of the nation

also If you missed yesterday's philip defranco show you want to catch up click or tap right there to watch that or if you want to

Watch the newest behind-the-scenes vlog click or tap right there to watch that so that's it of course as always my name's philip defranco

You've just been phill'd in. I love yo faces, and i'll see you next time. chow

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"Educational" Videos on YouTube - Duration: 12:42.

Hi, my name's Ethan Klein and I'm VP of Product here at YouTube, and I would like to introduce you to our wonderful platform.

*Sirens blare*

Recently, our platform has undergone a couple of changes and sadly,

it's a little bit harder to jerk your little ding-dong than it used to be.

Woman: ...and some fresh mozzarella for the cheese cuz it's gonna be scrumptious! (Ethan Klein Cough)

That's why if you're creative, you can still do it. Just pretend you're making a sandwich.

(Mini Ethan Klein™ cough)

Woman: The egg! We have to put the egg down.

Oh my GOOOODDDD!!! Look at that poached egg!

I can't believe what I'm seeing!

(Ethan Klein™ cough)

(cough again)

I would love to poach an egg like that. Any. Day. Of. The. Week. (groans)

God, I'd love to poach that egg! ;)

The Lord Ken Bone: Wow, Ethan, great moves. Keep it up, proud of you.

Welcome back! We're back. It's a video. We're in- we made a video!

Hila: We're back. Ethan: Anyway, thanks for watching, guys. See you next week.

Now today, I want to introduce you guys to a new genre of videos we found.

I like to call it the "ultimate egg sandwich" review.

There happens to be useful

cooking information held within these "ultimate egg sandwich" reviews,

but it's not necessarily the focal point, I would say, of the video.

Really, the focal point is, well... I guess, let me show you and I think you guys will understand

*Jazzy music*

So that's her intro, that's the intro on her videos.

It's her walking and the kitchen and smiling for the camera.

She's a chef. She's in the kitchen. She's smiling. What did you notice? You fucking perverts! What the hell did you notice?!

Ruby Day: Who doesn't love sandwiches? I mean, "sandwiches?"

It is national sandwich month, and I got to thinking, "I needed a new sandwich."

I needed a new breakfast sandwich!

Hila: I don't know how I feel about this.

Ethan: Why?

Hila: Are you watching this when you cook, like...?

Ethan: Yeah, I mean, she's got good recipes, I-

Hila: You are?

Ethan: Yeah, sometimes, I mean you... I've made the egg sandwich for you, you enjoyed it.

(what?!?!)

Hila, she's an accomplished chef, I don't understand what you're getting on about? Hila: Is she?

Hila: Where is the shirt? They usually have, like, a chef shirt. What happened to the shirt?

Ethan: She's wearing an apron.

She's got an apron on. You think I'm a good chef, right? Hila: Yeah, I do.

Ethan: Okay, I learned it from her, I learned it from her.

Hila: Really?

Ethan: Everything I know.

*upbeat, magical music*

Of course,

There's a shot where she turns around. Hila: She's not wearing anything.

Ethan: And the apron is going up her ass crack,

right where that bacon started. That's the chef's secret, you see.

She's got a nice little tramp stamp.

Nothing wrong with that. It's the mark of any great chef.

Ruby: Doesn't this sandwich look scrumptious?

What a great way to start your day off with the ultimate breakfast sandwich!

Ethan: That is clearly why 3.5 million people have watched this video.

The bacon has been completely (Hila: Burned.) burned beyond recognition.

Nobody has thought of putting bacon and tomato and egg together before.

Hila: It's so tall, can you- can anyone even take a bite out of this thing?

Is that part of the fetish? It's like... Ethan: She's got to bite big?

Hila: Yeah.

Ethan: Probably.

Ruby: This thing's gonna need two hands, and I can already tell you I can't put my mouth around it,

but we're gonna sure try! *in slow motion*

Ethan: Ohhhh my GOOODDDDD!!!

Look at that egg!!!

MAN!!!

HOLY CRAP!

Hila: How did you find this video again... Ethan?

Ethan: Oh, I just typed in "ultimate egg sandwich recipe gluten free how to cook."

Hila: And you watched this whole thing?

Ethan: Yeah, I've seen a lot of her videos, it's really useful.

Ethan: Like, there's another one that she makes where she shows you how to boil a hot dog.

Hila: I'm gonna put you on "restricted mode."

Hila: Do you think your parents would want to watch this video?

Ethan: I generally like to watch it by myself at night. I find it's the most peaceful time to study her recipes.

So, I would- I usually watch it by myself.

*Ethan jerks his ding-dong furiously*

Ruby on laptop: -slice of fresh mozzarella. I'm actually going to put it-

Ethan: Hila, what the hell?

Hila: Why are you watching these reviews?!

Ethan: I told you about knocking when I'm watching my egg sandwich reviews, Hila!

Hila: I thought you were going to sleep!

Ethan: I'm studying, dude, I'm studying!

Hila: Can you close this?

Ethan: Who's this for, I wonder?

Let's look at the comments and see if we can get some insight into who's watching this video.

"I know I got here because of your boobs, but watching your videos,

I just caught myself in love with your face in your personality (at least the one you showed on video). (Sexy music begins)

You have such an amazing face! Your lips are just the exact size:

not too thicc and not "barely there".

Your mouth is big (which I consider a very good thing).

Your cheeks are full and soft and probably good to kiss.

Your eyes are so bright and light and the expression they gave out are just formidable.

You are one-of-a-kind and managed to drag my eyes from the chest all the way up to eyes height."

Hila: Oh my God. Ethan: If that is not an incredible compliment, Hila, I don't know what is.

Ethan's beautiful serenade: Girl, you look so good.

Brought my eyes right up from your titties.

Girl, you look so good.

You've got such a great personality. I'd love to put my dick in your titties.

Is that mozzarella... ohhh...

God

DAAAYYYUUUMMM!

"By the way, I'm taken, so those compliments are just sincere ones, there's no second intention behind them."

Hila: Wow.

Ethan: I'm glad you said that because I was gonna make a pass.

Obviously a guy like that, he fucks like crazy. So shout out to Fernando.

If you want to know what's really going on here,

It's the personality, it's the charm

It's the kissable cheeks, and most of all, Hila,

it's her ability to drag the eyes from the chest up to the face with her charming, kissable cheeks and bubbly personality.

Hater.

More serenade: I'd love to put my dick in your titties.

This next "ultimate egg sandwich" review is made by Kat's Tech and this time, it's not actually an egg sandwich, it's an iPhone review.

Hila: Oh.

*soothing music*

Kat: Hey guys!

It's me again, and today

I actually have a very exciting news. I'm shooting this video. It was a brand new iPhone seven. Yay!

Hila: Interesting cinematography.

Ethan: I like her "iPhones."

I'm so close to being able to see her "iPhones."

Like, just a little bit

to the left and I could totally see her "iPhones."

Ohhh my GEEEERRRRR!!!

Do you see that "iPhone"?

*grunts*

Look at the buttons, man!

AAHHHHHH!!!

Who's lucky to have that iPhone?!!

Look, this is an educational video.

That's why they get away with it. You clearly see here a product info.

It's got the gigabyte storage. It's got this dev- sound stereo.

Hila: Wow.

Ethan: Didn't know that. Splash, water, and dust resistant and frankly guys,

we need to put that water resistance to the test.

Kat: I think that's enough, that was good, that was great...

Ethan: Is that the new iPhone?

Well, it looks like the phone is water-resistant, but I'm gonna have to do some more research on this later tonight after you go to bed.(By that he mean he is going to jerk his ding dong..)

Hila: I thought you didn't like Apple products..

Ethan: I'm opening up, you know.

It's- a good reviewer can really open your mind, so I'm gonna do some research on this later.

I'm gonna take notes and decide if I want I to purchase this product.

Hila: Let me know what you learn with this educational video.

*Ethan feverishly jerkin' it*

Kat on monitor: -I actually have a very exciting news!

Hila: You're watching this stuff again!?

I thought you said you were working!

Ethan: I am, I'm learn- I'm researching what a- what new smartphone to get.

Hila: This is not research!

Ethan: Now, Piper Blush,

one of my favorite, uh, late night videos to 'learn' from,

this one here,

"Sports Bra Versus No Bra Jump Rope Test."

Now, would it shock you if I told you that this video has 15 million views in two months?

Hila: Yes, it would.

Ethan: It does, well, I'm just,

I'm telling you that it does. This is after the ad-pocalypse happened, by the way.

Everyone's getting slammed on and meanwhile

Ethan's serenade: You've got such a great personality.

Let's jump some rope, ladies and gentlemen.

Piper: You might have seen yesterday's video where I told you that I don't usually wear bras.

But there are some times that I do. Let me show you why.

I'm gonna do a stiffened rope challenge,

comparing every bra.

Ethan: I'm like captivated, but I don't understand why, 'cause she's not really saying anything.

She's talking like super slowly, but I just can't- I'm like- I'm really into whatever she's talking about.

Hila: Interesting, cuz I would have probably skipped this video.

Ethan: Really, you wouldn't watch it?

Well, clearly 15 million people thought that this had some educational purpose, Hila,

So, I don't know what's your problem. Like watch here.

So here you get even a slow-mo so that you can see the- the liquid dynamics

It's physics, Hila. And then just for- in the sake of science, right, she does one without a bra next.

Hila: I like how it's with a see-through white shirt.

Ethan: It's just a white shirt!

Why would you think that she did that purposely to make it see-through? Do I need support?

Maybe, I don't know. I've never thought about it, but it's possible. I'll be watching this later tonight, and I'll lock the door,

And I'd appreciate it if you'd knock because I don't like to be disturbed when I'm studying.

'How do I go from watching NFL videos to this? I'm not complaining, in fact I'm grateful.

Whatever wizard is behind this algorithm is a genius and should get a raise.'

I agree. (Hila: Completely agree.)YouTube, you - you're doing great work. Great, great work.

Hila: I like this guy's uh... for the purpose of more research. He said

'You should experiment with no bra with a wet t-shirt to see what's more comfortable.' Ethan: Right.

He's really concerned about women.

Ethan: Yeah, totally.

Hila: He just wants us to be comfortable.

Ethan: Like and- "like if you agree." Should I like?

Hila: No.

Ethan: Oh, okay. I'll like it later when I'm doing my own research.

Now, if you thought that "ultimate egg sandwich" recipe was insane,

then you're gonna have a lot of time wrapping your head around this next video, which is cutting a carrot. That's it.

It's just- it's cut- it's cutting a carrot.

Piper: Hi guys, its Piper Blush!

Special kitchen tips!

Ethan: What is it about her?

I just can't stop watching her carrot reviews. Her carrot views are off the chain!

After a mere two months, this "cutting a carrot" tutorial has 3.5 million views.

*sexy music*

Ethan's serenade: mmm girl, love your carrots, and you've got such a great personality.

Hey, can I put my dick between your tits?

3.5 million views in just two months, what a great personality.

I'd like to put it in Manny's head, put it up your butt.

Piper: Chop.

Ethan: This video is a waste of flippin' time.

These girls are getting

15 million views in two months, and I'm sitting here trying to be funny?!

Screw this.

Hila: Where are you going?

*Bouncy review music*

This is educational, because I'm showing you how to peel a carrot!

Oh my, what does that remind you of?

Your little pee-pee? (Giggles)

*gags on carrot*

And that's how you peel a carrot!

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ANGRY SWEDISH BOY GETS ANGRY / Getting Over It / #2 - Duration: 11:44.

What is the most important thing in the universe to have? Food? water?

No.

Internet *whispers* "the Internet"

I know you're all dying to know what my situation with the Internet is and no I still don't have any God da- internet

Christian channel.

So the wonderful people at Origin PC heard my cry they heard my cry for help, and they reached out a helping hand

offering to send me the Origin Chronos, so that I can move my setup to somewhere where they actually have internet.

Now the Origin Chronos is pretty cool. It's the size of pretty much my...

Uh...

My console! Look at that.

And this beast packs 4k, baby. Guess. Let's get real here

What's the most important thing after the internet? Computer.

Now maybe finally it won't take a hundred hours for me to upload a video Thank You, Origin PC.

I appreciate you. But Felix, what about me? Oh me me me me me there you go again. Fine, okay? Fine.

I'll give away one. Okay. Just check out the link in the description the rule is simple

Just follow all the rules and you could win one as well. In the meantime Origin is also gonna send me their Origin Millennium

* whisper* It's a god damn beast.

They told me they can do a custom paint job on it, so let me know in the comments

What kind of paint job...

they should give me. The most top-voted comment

Will win. Also the giveaway is worldwide so anyone can sign up. All their pieces ship worldwide.

I really highly recommend checking out OriginPC.com you can play around and customize your own computer

It comes with lifetime

Support for life. You buy this PC you buy for life if you don't know what Origin PC is, it's basically three executives from Alienware.

So they have a ton of experience to build badass computers

And I'm really proud to have them as a sponsor of the channel. Now let's move on with the video.

*insert weird clip*

*insert weird noises*

*clap* Ohh!

Gaa.

Yes we're playing more. I don't care if I fell down last time cuz this game is easy

*fails the game from the beginning*

Stop I'm stop, we're literally at the beginning of the game, are you kidding me? How far did I fall?

Oh my go-. I feel now is the happiness I had before that's the deal I am back at the beginning

I am back at the beginning. Are you cereal? Oh my god? I have to redo everything

you know what easy you know why this guy I got power moves now son ah

I don't even care anymore

This is the easiest game

Fuck everyone fuck everyone fuck everyone I tried

so far

huh.... *burp*

You thought I was gonna fall. Did ya?

How do I even get up there dude

Fuck everyone

Just do what you did first game Felix.

*stfu*

I know what to do, my Power Move?

What the fuck No, can you use the power mode

You hit your head, dude

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ;C

A piece above all Earthly diginity.

Felix: Iwant you to die. I want you to die

*Music*

Yeah, I'm fine, you know what I don-

You cannot now believe that you will ever feel better, but this is not true

You're sure to be happy again and knowing this truly believing it will make you less miserable now

Abraham Lincoln

Yeah, if he was so smart than me. Why is he dead huh? idiot

I am beginning to believe that I will die a horrible death

Can this music shut the fuck up?!

Ohh woow, look at that everybody oh, yeah, yeah, he did it hit-

shut up

Look at that.

I am back, baby

HAAAAAAAA

HUUMEEE

Power mode!!!

Good job, buddy.

Oh my god

Yes.

pull, buddy

Pull like ssss-

Knobble Addabbo Lee I'm not gonna let this game

Defeat me okay? It's not happening yes

You're right. You make me you make me die a million times. I'll come back for a million more, baby

This is a tricky one

You need a lot of power you need a lot of strength you need a lot of skill

And you need a lot of trust your YouTube channel everybody. Thank you. I am back

Suck on my Swedish nuts. I means family friendly Felix here suck on my Swedish Fish

they are the

delish

what but up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up vaffanculo

a

*Italian* ehi, tutto bene? Grazie mille e tanta (after 6 years, this is all he knows everyone)

oh no no no no we do not-a want-a to do that-a

This game is so easy

Legit I eat this game for breakfast

All right hey

Hey, hey, hey, oh

Look a look at me look at me. I'm just a man stuck in a pot

Just a Swedish man.

Stuck in a

*Manly sound* "hey look at that boi, i did it."

*Manly sound* "Hell yeah"

Okay

We're almost back to- OH! we are almost back to where we were, how about that?

This one is really tricky because you need a lot of core strength

PRA

Easy. Just kidding I tricked you. A'right we're back. This is it right?

ten minutes

Ahahahaha

Casual this game is for cash ahhh.

This game is for casuals alright? My Grandma would love this game she but

anything more difficult

Barbie is looking piece of shit dog. Ha ha I am Mickey Mouse your grandmother

Poodiepie ha ha.

Ok alright this

"Do not stand at my grave and cry"

Really, you're gonna put

really

*poor pewds*

Really you commit it's fine

fine

Fuck you! Finnick nietzsche opens philosophers in my game look how deep it is on the sudden?

*angry pewds noise*

I'm gonna get up this fucking no no

noooaaahhhh

Come on.

Oh my god

Uh-huh, okay, okay, Mr. Slide. Okay Mr. Slide

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AHHHHHHHH

hwoh

Hohohohohohoh

Hello Mr. Slide how you doin' there buddy?

Don't hurt me. I've been hurt too many times.

Ouhhh

Hey mr. Ball

Don't mind if I ball you a question. Oh God what the hell is that kid doing there. Can? Can I grab this?

Oh, it's an illusion

It's an illusion everybody. It's an illusion incredible what they can do these Oh God, okay?

I'm just gonna chill here. Now am I supposed to jump over to that side. I feel like that's what's happening here.

Oh, that's fun. That's fun. That's I love slides first of all F U, little child

For trying to kill me. Second of all- second of all

sAYONARA MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AH

*sound of relief*

Okay now where do I go Power Move?

Oh? oh oh oh oh oh oh

Fine fine oh

Uh, I hate this I'm not even sad okay, I'm just mad I'm just upset

Nouhuhuh- hey buddy there you go

hUAH

relax relax relax relax

RELAX

You're fine

You're doing fine. I'm doing fine. No

OH AH AH

AH

AH

Stop

just don't fall through the hole Felix, and you're fine. You're fine Hey look at me. I'm fine

I think my hammer is stuck oh

It oh my god. It's stuck oh

No, oh no

No, okay. I'm fine jeez so supposed to be my friend hammer

Don't grunt on me old man

What are you doing?

Focus

Stop oh my god.

OH

MY

GOD

AH!

Fight-o-kun! stop it Felix stop it

The water slide is so annoying

There that was fuckin smooth that was smooth as a balloon

Wow Felix do you speak English with that language?

AHH

OHH

Hahahaha salami, it's terrible

Makara?

this is really interesting because it would seem that we have to go down all the sudden which is not a

reoccurring theme in this game Oh God

Alright, okay, and now we're just gonna

ohhhhhhhhh

My god pull yourself together man pull yourself together.

AHHHHHHH

We did it everybody ah that was easy my god when does the game get difficult?

now what I'm gonna do might seem like a bad idea, but if you're a genius like myself

You would realize the true power

fuck ah

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I am fine. I'm fine

I'm fine. I'm fine listen listen. I'm already back. I'm already back to where I'm starting

No you didn't oh wow that fucking kills me every time

No do not fall down there we discussed this

No stop

If that was it Whoopie, Dooley then how come I am already back in action, baby

stronger than ever, huh

Explain that

D:

*anger intensifies*

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IS THAT A MICROAGGRESSION?? - Duration: 11:34.

Did I just hear someone use a microaggression????????

Microaggression, it's a term. We all came to love, but what does it really mean?

Let's do a quick simple google search to find out. What is a microaggression? Wait...

What is a microinsult... A microaggression is the..? What is a microassault?

What is a microinvalidation?

Macroagression?! Microagression...

Macroassault! Microregression...

Macro discrimination!!

My god, okay, all right we're gonna have to take a step back. Micro aggression is a term coined in 1970,

But recently, Got popularized, thanks to this wonderful man. Let's see how he describes it.

Good day everyone my name is Derald Wing-Su

Why does this feel like a comedy sketch? It feels like I'm watching Adult Swim.

To share with you some of the harmful impact that micro aggressions have on...

The music is so uplifting!

...authorities in our society

Is it a good thing? I can't tell.

Well, micro aggressions are the everyday slights, indignities, put downs and

insults that people of color, women

LGBT populations, or those who are marginalized

experience in their day to day interactions

with people. In this scene, Jenny has finished a late night at the office and awaits the elevator

I can tell it's a very late night based on the darkness.

The door opens,

She takes one step forward, sees a black male rider, hesitates

And immediately clutches her purse and places her hand over her necklace.

African-americans are prone to crime will break the law are up to no good and will steal okay

I have taken a couple classes in

Microaggressions and basically here we go micro aggression it can be divided into three

based on if it's a

intentional microaggression or an unconscious microaggression if it's an

unintentional

Microaggression, then it's called a micro invalidation whatever the heck that is and then if it's intentional

it's a micro assault and

if it's somewhere in between you will find a

Micropenis just kidding and Mike it's a micro insult in the middle if you're not okay

These jokes are so fucking bad my god now

You might think that micro aggression is not that big a deal. Not people don't use it seriously come on Felix

so

Recent TV went to a campus to do some research

Occidental College in California is considering instituting a system for students to report so-called

Microaggressions, oh wow I believe the most qualified person should get the job

Qualifications aren't really the only the only things you consider when hiring someone how can you say that?

how can you even hesitate on their qualifications aren't really the only the only things you consider when hiring someone what else is there if

You're running a business you want the most qualified person for the job

Right

You know I just hear someone use a microaggression. I understand not wanting to hire the same type of people

Because then you're just gonna get the same type of opinion

But the quote most qualified person

Surely if you have if you get a job you should get it knowing I was the most qualified for

this job

Qualifications are really the only

The only things you consider when hiring someone I was so confused if you're saying that the most qualified person is someone who is

Not a minority you're not a religion you believe and then yes, I'd be a microaggression

But that's not what they were saying saying god bless you after somebody sneezes oh

that would be a microaggression because

Different religions, yeah, it could be a microaggression to someone who doesn't believe in God

I think that the harm. There is relatively minimal

So there's still some harm though. Definitely harm. I feel my hope my soul is burning my soul is on fire

I truly feel what it's like to be marginalized

Could be a microaggression to someone who doesn't believe in God

It could be a microaggression to someone who doesn't believe in God it reminds me the other week when?

Mr.. Wil Wheaton who has me blocked on Twitter for being toxic?

tweeted right after the church shooting in Texas that the murdered victims

Would still be alive if prayers did anything that seems like the good time as any to?

Criticize prayers after a church shooting thing is I don't believe in religion

I am what yeah agnostic atheist

But I don't feel the need to criticize other people if people want to say thoughts and prayers to something bad happening

I know they have a good intention in mind even though

I don't believe in what that good intention is I don't feel the need

To go against a and the same thing with God bless you you know someone means something well

Why would I personally turn I would be the one responsible for turning it into something negative

and that's the thing with

microaggression is that it's a game that anyone can play but no one wins I have an accent like a like a

Swedish accent oh

Did you just assume my accent?

never

Never have I been so shook. I'm shook. I'm Chuck

Swedish accent excuse me just cuz I had this fake blonde hair. Just not me no service like a Swedish accent. Yeah

Not everyone in Sweden is blonde. Okay, what?

Microaggressions are the everyday slights indignities put downs for those who are marginalized?

experienced in their day-to-day

Interactions with people I'm not ignoring that these are

Could be hurtful for a lot of people. I I fully understand that I'm not trying to take that away from people

They have the right to feel whatever the way they want to feel but I found it really interesting

In this video when they talk about free speech

What are your thoughts on the concept of free speech do you support free speech yes, I do support free speech

Everyone should be able to say

What they believe in what's on their mind Alexis and microaggression then we need to report it for hate speech I support free speech

but

It doesn't work like that. We condemn freedom of speech that hurt other people's feelings. Why don't you suck my micropenis?

In drawled wing Sue's one of his books he points out that

micro aggression produce physical health problems and shorten life

expensi and the general consensus from research is that there's no evidence to back up that micro aggressions is actually harmful and

What is actually defined who does it actually affect?

Some say it could even be more harmful to use the term now

Now that we know about micro aggression we're gonna play a little game. It's called

Can you spot the micro aggression a McGill student was forced to apologise for?

Racial microaggression after emailing joke obama clip this was an unintentional micro aggression, which we now learn

It's a micro

Invalidation good job class you learned a lot here today. It was posted with the caption

Honestly midterms get out of here write down in the comments what the micro aggression was right now

It was based on the fact not that

Midterms are frustrating, then you need to get that anger out it was Blackman angry am I right micro aggression

We also have this clip from the diversity Council of

Australia pain project that we're working on is actually looking at how we come on girls, let's get cracking

girls the micro aggression here is of course a

Little bit more subtle for their untrained eye, but me as an micro aggressing

Expert I can easily tell you that this micro aggression is based on the fact that

They all look like girls and

Could it be the Kraken get crackin come on girls. Let's get cracking like a cracker white stir it now

Moving on this is posted on BuzzFeed about micro

aggression

Examples no. You're white

Moving on so what do you guys speak in Japan Asian?

Micro aggression

Just because I'm Somali doesn't mean I know any pirates. This guy is clearly just taking a piss

I mean look at his face come on. Let me just play this micro violin

For all these poor people with the science and my god. They must be tough I get it

You know actually it's it's smaller than that it's super micro. Yeah, actually. It's so tiny it's it's a nano aggression

All right, okay, all right. Okay. Let's get serious now, and this might be completely based on my Swedish cookery

And I can't help it, but I always try to be somewhat sensible and around all these ideas

I'm not dismissing the fact that this is a problem, but calling it a

micro aggression implies that there's violence

Involved and that somehow you have the right to strike back against it

With violence as well

Which is the joke that South Park hold?

when hitting anyone in the game for making a microaggression

When in reality it's just an insult excuse me. Did you or did you not say that this man seemed tired yes?

He's my friend. I said Paulo. You look tired microagressions

Persons of Hispanic backgrounds have been stereotyped as being sleepy and saying they look tired as a micro aggression that will not Stern

But I am tired

And it's not a matter of definition. I think it's a you can call it micro. Whatever

That's not really the issue

I think the issue is how you're approaching a problem if people want to remove micro aggression from campus

I don't really have a problem with that shouldn't that be done through educating

instead of trying to police because it isn't

Educating what you do at a campus any form of social study and social justice these days just seems to be

About policing and haha we got you shame rather than educating and trying to explain

Why something is bad now excuse me while I go and cry some micro tears?

Thank you for leaving a like on this video every like is a macro compliment. I would really much appreciate it

Thank you very much for subscribing. That would be a mega

compliment really appreciate it and as always remember to

Gladly be nice

For more infomation >> IS THAT A MICROAGGRESSION?? - Duration: 11:34.

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Colin Farrell & Jimmy Kimmel Reveal Childhood Crushes - Duration: 4:07.

For more infomation >> Colin Farrell & Jimmy Kimmel Reveal Childhood Crushes - Duration: 4:07.

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WORLD PREMIERE TRAILER – Jimmy Kimmel's The Terrific Ten - Duration: 7:01.

>> THIS MOVIE SHIFTED SCHEDULE,

ACTOR AVAILABILITY AND SO ON AND

SO FORTH AND "STAR WARS" CREATED

SOME ADDITION AN AVAILABILITY

AND I WAS ABLE TO START THIS

REALLY, REALLY EXSIGHTING SUPER

HE

-- EXCITING SUPER HERO PROJECT.

IN FACT, THE DIRECTOR IS HERE.

I WANTED TO BRING HIM OUT TO

TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT.

>> Jimmy: OH.

OH, YEAH, I KNOW THIS GUY.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING.

WOW. HOW ARE YOU, JAY?

J.J. ABRAMS IS HERE WITH US.

>> THANK YOU.

THANKS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

I'M THRILLED TO BE HERE.

I LOVE WHITE GUYS WITH BEARDS.

>> WE COULD BE A BAND.

>> I CAME HERE WITH A QUESTION.

>> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT?

>> JIMMY KIMMEL, ARE YOU

FAMILIAR WITH THIS?

WHAT IS THIS?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

>> Jimmy: THAT IS A COMIC BOOK

YOU DREW WHEN I WAS ABOUT 9

YEARS OLD, 10 YEARS OLD.

>> AND YOU DREW ALL THE

ILLUSTRATIONS IN IT?

>> Jimmy: I DID IT.

I DREW IT AND WROTE IT.

>> DO YOU KNOW ALL THE

CHARACTERS? >> Jimmy: THAT'S MUSCLE HEAD AND

COLORED KID THE HEROS.

LUCKY LAD IS LIKE A LEPRECHAUN.

>> WHO IS THAT?

>> Jimmy: HE'S THE ONE WITH THE

GOLD.

MAIN STROM, SUPER DUCK, WHICH

WAS KIND OF LOOK MY VERSE ION OF

HOWARD THE DUCK.

SPIRE IS A GUY WHO HAD LIKE A

POINT ON HIS HEAD.

COLOR KID WAS THE BEST BECAUSE

HE HAD ALL THE POWERS OF THE

RAINBOW. >> REALLY?

>> Jimmy: YEAH, WHICH ARE REALLY

NONE. >> AND WHO WOULD THIS BE?

A BAD GUY?

>> Jimmy: THE BAD GUY.

WHAT WAS HIS NAME AGAIN?

OH, I FORGOT HIS NAME.

BUT HE'S GOT PROMINENT BREASTS.

>> WAS IT MR. BOLT?

>> Jimmy: YEAH, MR. BOLT.

>> I GOT TO SAY, I GOT MY HANDS

ON THIS.

>> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET THAT?

>> THROUGH VARIOUS SOURCES.

AND THE CHARACTERS, LIKE THEY

REALLY SPOKE TO ME.

>> Jimmy: THEY DID?

>> YEAH, AND THEY DEMANDED TO BE

BROUGHT TO LIFE.

>> Jimmy: OH NO!

>> SO I TOOK THIS EXACT BOOK.

I DIDN'T CHANGE A WORD.

>> Jimmy: OH, MY --

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THANK YOU.

>> AND WE SPENT $250 MILLION

TO --

>> Jimmy: OH, MY.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE

WORLD PREMIERE, THE EXCLUSIVE

TRAILER OF JIMMY KIMMEL'S "THE

TRICK

TERRIFIC TEN."

>> Announcer: A WAR IS COMING

BETWEEN THE TERRIFIC AND THE

TERRIBLE. SOON YOU WILL ALL BE UNDER MY

CONTROL. >> SOURCES CONFIRM DR. BOLT IS

PLOTTING TO LITERALLY DESTROY

THE EARTH AND WISHES TO INVITE

MUSCLEMAN TO DO BATTLE NOW.

>> WHAT'S THE PLAN, MUSCLEMAN?

>> ASSEMBLE THE TEAM, SUPER

DUCK. TOP SPEED.

>> THAT'S THE ONLY SPEEDY KNOW.

>> COLOR KICK, MY SIDE KICK.

>> SUPER DUCK.

>> RELEASE THE QUACKEN.

>> SPIRE, GOD OF WEAPONS.

>> WHO WANTS TO GO CLUBBING?

>> MIRGIV.

>> YOU'RE DEAD.

>> AND GOD THE WEALTH.

>> IT'S GOING TO BE CLOUDY WITH

A CHANCE OF JUSTICE.

>> ENDOLITE.

>> ALL'S WELL THAT BENDS WELL.

>> LUCKY LAD.

>> FEELING LUCKY?

>> SUPER SAL.

>> SILENT BUT DEADLY.

>> A I'M THE LOVELY.

>> AND ME, SUPER HERO.

>> I AM A MAN WITH MUSCLES.

>> DR. BOLT, I GOT YOUR

INVITATION. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, I BROUGHT

A PLUS NINE.

>> YOU'RE TOO LATE.

THE PARTY'S OVER.

OH BOY.

>> THIS CONTROL ACTIVATES MY

ATOM EK BOMB, WHICH CAN DESTROY

THE ENTIRE EARTH.

>> WELL, THEN DON'T HIT THAT

BUTTON. >> NO, THAT'S MY DOMINANCE OVER

YOU!

>> AND NOW I SHALL UNLEASH THE

MOST TERRIBLE OF MY TERRIBLE

TEN.

BEHOLD THE BLEACH MASTER!

>> WHAT'S UP?

>> REALLY?

A BOX OF BLEACH.

O. >> OH, AND YOU'RE SO GREAT?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE THE POWER OF, A

GYM MEMBERSHIP?

>> HE'S GOT MULTIPLE GYM

MEMBERSHIPS. >> I'M SORRY, REMIND US AGAIN

WHAT YOUR POWER IS.

>> I HAVE ALL THE POWERS OF THE

RAINBOW. >> OH, SO WHAT, YOU [ BLEEP ]

SKITLES? >> I PUT SMILES ON PEOPLE'S

FACE. OKAY, MAN?

>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?

>> WHAT ABOUT SUKE DUCK?

HE SUPER SUCKS.

>> NO, I DON'T.

I CAN FLY.

>> WHAT ABOUT LEPRECHAUN ELVIS.

>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> THAT YOU LOOK STUPID.

>> I LOOK LIKE A YOGA INSTRUCTOR

BOMBED --

>> I AM A BOX OF BLEACH.

>> EVERYBODY SHOULD UP!

WE ALL SUCK.

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE WE WERE CREATED BY A

WEIRD, SAD KID WHO GREW TO LATER

GREW TO BECOME A WEIRD, FAT MAN.

[ BLEEP ] KIMMEL.

>> I MEAN, HE DIDN'T EVEN DRAW

HIS GENITALIA.

>> Jimmy: WOW.

THAT IS THE BEST GIFT I EVER

GOT.

UNBELIEVABLE.

THANK YOU J.J. ABRAMS, THANK YOU

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