This is an unusual story of four non smokers
I am able to sense what you are thinking
Once upon a time they were chain smokers
Today they have resolved to quit
So what's made them do it?
Let's have a look
Its a pleasure to munch on these fried peanuts
Isn't it?
Not at all
Can we end this peanut poetry?
It's time for a smoke
What the f*** are we watching?
It adds to the ambience bro
Play something else
Cannot!
Make it quick bro
I don't seem to be able to find the cigarette pack
Must be around somewhere
Dammit! Ill see if I've got some
Holy Smokes! I've got a pack full!
No way I am taking them all
Neither I am generous
One for the Peanut Poet
One for the Voodoo Doll
And one for me
This too shall be mine
(Singing own version of an old Tamil song)
We are so lucky
I found two
Not in the mood for your crap
Thank you for turning down my offer
So we get to smoke one each
Nope. I am good. It's all yours
Did you hear that?
That's what I call generosity
He's a got a pretty big heart for a tiny brain
WTF?
where are the cigarettes?
I ain't dumb
You are a f****** dumb @r$&
Hey, he was right!
I am 6 feet and 4 inches tall
Welcome to the 5 feet league brother!
No violence buddy
F*** you!
What's going on mates?
Dudes! you had promised to wait until I arrive
I did not
Neither did I
Hey Arun, can I borrow a cigarette off you?
Come on bro, just need one
No! And don't piss me off
Hey, move aside man
How dare you say no?
I don't have them on me
Seems like I might have to pull them out myself
Oh yeah?
Now get your skull smashed mate
I hate these hangovers!
Wondering why they have this look on their faces?
Madan had forgotten a fact
that as a kid Arun trained in Karate
That's the reason
Oh that hurts!!
That's a rib cracker baby!!
I am really bro
You did not have so violent bro!
Hmmm, can ask you something bro?
Do you believe in ghosts and spirits?
That's intriguing
What made you ask that?
I had a terrifying experience last night
In addition, since a week or so, all cigarettes I buy
seem to go missing somehow
oh yeah, this happened to me last night as well
It definitely must be this guy
I am dead sure, it's not him
There is certainly an uninvited guest in this house
A ghost? That's exciting!
What's wrong with him?
Hey
A whole bunch of cigarettes have gone missing from my room
Something's seriously wrong bro
I have a solution
I've watched almost every horror film made on this planet
I've seen how they communicate to spirits with the help of an Ouija board
I suggest we get one and talk to our cigarette stealer
Thoughts?
Did I hear cigarettes?
I don't get what you were talking
Hey Mama, didn't your pack of cigarettes go missing last night?
So did Madan's
Since last week Arun's had his packs go missing too
It's definitely a paranormal activity
Pity me
so you had cigarettes and still bother to give me just one?
Bro come on!
Guys, at least lend me one now
I am seriously constipated
I need a cigarette to help my bowel. I beg
Mama, be serious!
Hey Voodoo head
Are we serious about buying that Oviya board?
Its Ouija and Oviya
If I get a chance to talk to the ghost
I am going to condemn it for its unjust behaviour
You're right bro. Our cigarettes, our rights!
That money is worth a couple of beer cases
Let me know who all are really keen to talk to the ghost?
So sad. Majority wins
Where is your share?
Hey Voodoo head, can I have a look at that Ouija board mate?
Sure Sir
Here you go
Huh? I see alphabets and numbers
I pity your poor IQ Mama
Righto! Gimme time until night
I will be ready with this Ouija Board
(Mama, you are a legend!)
Move aside bro
Tell me what's in here?
Oh Mama, you're a legend!
I was the best in art class until grade 6
So I wanted to say was, any skill acquired shall never go wasted!
And here is the presentation of my wonderful artwork
OMG!
I doubt whether the ghost is even going to appear with this piece of paper
If it wants to convey something to us, it will be here regardless
Oh yeah, it will come for sure, only if exists!
This is extreme stupidity!
(Door Bell)
Looks like it's here!
Can someone see who's it?
Why don't you go?
Once I sit down, I can't easily get up
Are you scared Mama?
Alright! I don't mind
I have a condition though
I need you to accompany me
What a coward!
Hey, come along
Go ahead
What a warm welcome brothers
Why is everyone so freaked out?
When the hell did you sneak out?
Are you crazy?
Didn't you see leave home this morning?
Make way
See ya bro
I can't believe my eyes!
Wow
It was the ghost
Holy smoke!
Ok, now how did these get here?
Can we think about over a smoke?
yeah boy!
Now what?
Hey
Mama
It's money in there
And it's all real
I don't seem to get it. It's confusing!
I get it completely
If ever wondered where was all our money going?
Seems like we have been secretly investing in our won demise
From when did you start talking philosophy?
I want all of you to promise me
that going forward we shall refrain from smoking
That's no good!
Let's refrain before the ghost becomes scary like the Conjuring film
You can't miss this
That's how I made them quit smoking
None of the warning messages worked
on them
Until I decided to teach them a lesson
Well, now you know I was the ghost :P
By the way did I tell you my name?
I am Mukesh !
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