(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, I was feeling a bit bored,
so I went and learned mod-pi.
What? Mod-pi?
I mixed modern dancing and piano!
- You startled me. / - My new hobbies.
Teacher, I got a new girlfriend.
But I don't know what to call her.
She's like a doll, so I want to call her Barbie.
She's cute, so I want to call her baby.
I also want to call her sweetie.
So I mixed those three nicknames!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Barbie, baby, sweetie...
Baby, Barbie, sweetie!
Ba-bar-swee!
Ba-bar-swee!
The soup's too salty! Ba-bar-swee!
Everyone!
Ba-bar-swee!
Teacher, I have to move house...
- But I'm not sure where to move. / - Move house?
I hear Jongno is nice.
And Gwanak.
I also heard Gyeyang in Incheon is nice too.
That's why I mixed those three places!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Jongno, Gwanak, Gyeyang...
Gyeyang, Gwanak, Jongno!
Gye-gwan-jong!
Gye-gwan-jong! Gye-gwan-jong!
Gye-gwan-jong!
Gye-gwan-jong!
No matter where you are! Gye-gwan-jong!
Everyone!
Gye-gwan-jong!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright.
Good job, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk first?
Hello, teacher!
Hello.
I run the mart nearby. I'm Mr. Toto.
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
Who made this app?
Who made Instagram?
What's wrong with Instagram?
I was on it all night!
I started looking through it on the bus.
Like.
Like. Like.
I clicked like on my ex-girlfriend!
Oh, no...
I have to get off this bus.
It's the last stop!
This won't do...
Now that I saw everything on my timeline,
I should stop.
Someone made a new post!
I got a message.
"Have a nice day today."
She's pretty too.
Who is this?
It's a gambling site!
Teacher, click like on my photos.
Click like!
Would you stop it?
Hashtag, Kim Daehui got angry.
Hashtag, but he's still my comedy role model.
Hashtag, Kim Junho.
Go sit down!
I'll be back next time.
Alright, Mr. Toto. Good job.
- This is tiring. How about a break? / - Yes!
- Time for a nap. / - Teacher!
- Yeah? / - We have homework due today.
- Oh, right. / - What's your problem?
I forgot.
Take your homework out.
Who didn't do their homework?
Me!
What? You?
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I didn't do my homework ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng!
Are you proud of forgetting your homework? Quiet!
Zip.
So why didn't you do your homework?
Teacher, I was preparing for a tournament.
What kind of tournament?
Yesterday...
Oh, a shot-put tournament?
No, a cheerleading tournament.
He's good.
What are you doing?
Are you playing games with me?
Teacher, I'm not right in the head.
I'll do the invisible chair to get my head on straight.
Alright, do that and reflect.
- Invisible chair. / - That's hard.
I need to focus...
What the...
The chair broke.
I'll go sit down.
Hey, get back here!
So that's how it is?
Oh! I have an iron chair here.
It's so heavy!
This looks totally sturdy.
There's no way this one will break.
Sit here and reflect.
Teacher.
I don't see a chair.
You're miming all of a sudden...
Why?
Would you be quiet?
Zip.
Oh, my blood pressure...
Yamsaeng, why are you misbehaving so much?
Teacher...
Was it so wrong to crack a few jokes?
Yamsaeng... When someone makes a mistake,
they should repent.
When I was your age,
I even stole to be a rebel.
But I really regret it now.
Teacher...
Yeah.
Is this the police? I'd like to report a thief.
Hey, what are you doing?
Time to repent.
Go sit down, you brat!
This has been Yamsaeng!
Alright, good job, Yamsaeng.
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
- ♪ I'll give... Everything ♪ / - The highlight.
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
And I'm going sea fishing today.
I'll totally have swag when I'm sea fishing.
What will you do when you're sea fishing?
First, I'll tell you the fish I'll catch.
Blackhead swag-bream.
And swag-ka mackerel.
I'll put all the fish I catch in an icebox-swag.
What are you doing? Get in here.
- What was that? / - And...
I'll shoot a commercial with this rockfish
and yellowtail.
What kind of commercial?
Try it. It'll be so good, you'll cry.
What? You're crying?
Come here. Cry in my arms.
What? You want to eat something else?
Hold on.
♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪
♪ Yellowtail, yellowtail, yellowtail ♪
Yellowtail?
Who wants to go fishing with me? Follow, follow me.
What was that?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
This bucket...
Will become my hat.
And these lures...
Will become my moustache.
Lastly, these fishing poles...
Will become my strings.
- Don't I look like a puppet? / - You do.
This will totally become a trend.
Are you all ready?
Let's start the performance.
♪ Puppet baby ♪
Fantastic puppet swag.
Alright, good job. Go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
- You'd better not speak English today. / - Alright.
Today, I'll talk about various fruits.
Fruits.
First, we have apples.
- They're delicious. / - Apples.
They're so good.
- There's watermelon. / - Watermelon is great too.
And this refreshing round fruit
that's very small.
Small balls.
- What? / - What are these called?
Small balls.
Small refreshing round fruit.
- Small balls? / - Yes.
Oh, come on!
Don't you know? Small balls.
Ma'am, you know small balls, right?
Why would you nod?
There's a different name.
- No, teacher. / - You love these.
- Just say it. / - There's no other name.
Just say it.
- Say it. / - Don't!
- No! / - Don't use English!
- Keep it in! / - You said no English!
- Don't! / - No!
Cherry!
C-H-E-R-R-Y!
Cherry!
Sweet and sour cheery.
Dried dark frozen average sized santina cherry.
Tom and Cherry.
Yeonggu and Ddaeng-cherry.
Lee Seung-cherry.
This is a Korean expression.
Which one?
Even in a tiger's den,
just stay cherry to survive.
Until everyone in the world
loves Gag Concert and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
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