Previously on GWF Three Count
[BEN] In past times, you told me about the wangling of the old pros.
Do you remember? [TARKAN ASLAN] Hmm.
[BEN] That makes sense.
Why being GWF's most experienced wrestler,
if not using it.
[ANKE CASTING AGENT 1] I call, to let you know, that we decided to choose you for the commercial.
[LUCKY KID] YES!!! Awesome. Thank you!
Take it easy. We're gonna talk with the guys and figure out what way to go.
[DOVER] You can go if you want.
Have a tea, have a good conversation
and do your thing like I will do mine.
[ALI ASLAN] Where is this idiot?
[DOVER] Surprise!
----speaking Hungarian----
[ALI] Come here, motherfucker! Shall I rip off your ass?
Man, come here, come here!
You bastard, you swine!
I kill you, you bastard!
Bastard! What a swine!
The next time I see you, piç, bastard, I'll cut off your
ears and give them your mother to eat.
Stand up. Get up.
Finally you were useful.
[GEORGES KHOUKAZ] Thank you, Ali.
Is this a good time to ask you for a match at Revenge?
[ALI]Dude, you are only playing dumb, right?
[GEORGES] Ali... [ALI] No, no, no. Shut up!
A man, who wants something badly, kicks a door down and takes it!
A man who just asks stupid questions, gets only stupid answers.
When you finally start listening,
finally listen to me,
then you will get everything from me.
Now take that fucking box and follow me.
[JOHN KLINGER] I did some thinking:
We are the German Wrestling Federation,
but we only talk in German,
and call ourselves the GWF.
[CRAZY SEXY MIKE] What do you mean?
[JOHN] Well, isn't that contradictory? We communicate all and everything in German language,
shouldn't we be named 'Deutscher Ringerverband'?
[MIKE] I don't get you.
[JOHN] German Wrestling Federation is great,
but shouldn't our language better be English?
All the big and important leagues speak English.
I know, what I am talking about.
After all, I have been everywhere.
[MIKE] Yeah, you are definitely right,
but my English isn't the best.
[JOHN] No problem, bro.
I am finally here. I can help you.
[MIKE] I will give it a thought.
Could you send me a reminder?
[TARKAN] Little brother, what are we doing here? This isn't our locker room. It's Erkan's.
[BEN] Exactly.
[TARKAN] Exactly what?
[BEN] Do you remember, when you told me about that one wrestler?
[TARKAN] Which one? [BEN] The one, who always put sleeping pills
in the drinks, just for making fun of
the other wrestlers, when they drop down in the ring.
[TARKAN] Well, yes. But do you know,
that I have to fight against Erkan today?
[BEN] Exactly.
[TARKAN] I like that.
[ICARUS] Who did you talk to?
[TARKAN] Uhhhm, no one.
Was just talking to myself.
[ICARUS] Don't talk rubbish.
I've heard another voice.
[TARKAN] That's your problem:
You bring your friends along, and now you think, that we all do that.
No. But, Dover?
Did he tell you, that he was at the office to complain,
that he has to pull you through the card
and that he would be better without you.
However, you know the story.
----speaking Hungarian----
[TARKAN] Little brother where have you been?
You have to stand by my side in these situations.
[BEN] Use your brain.
Attack when it's the right time.
And flee when it's the right time.
[TARKAN] Little brother, I am the lion.
And a lion hunts.
[KATI LIBRA] Well, actually it's the lionesses that do the hunting.
Male lions just lay around doing nothing.
[TARKAN] Well, here you hear it.
[BEN] Whooohhooo.
He is the king, you douches!
[AHMED CHAER] Hey Lucky.
Good to see you. All ok?
[LUCKY] All good.
[AHMED] I just got one question.
Maybe it sounds a little stupid,
but please answer honestly.
[LUCKY] Yes, for sure. Always.
[AHMED] My question is: What is your plan?
I mean, what are you up to?
[LUCKY] What shall I be up to?
[AHMED] Look, at Battlefield you go after
Pascal and Bad Bones like a freaking maniac
but from another side I hear, that you ask Pascal for advices for that casting
and if he could help you.
That's contradictory, isn't it?
[LUCKY] Well, first of all Ahmed,
Bones and Pascal went after me,
not the other way round.
And if it comes to Pascal,
I think people don't respect him enough.
People should give him a chance.
He is misunderstood.
When you get better aquainted,
then maybe he is not like he seems to be.
[AHMED] Lucky, I know men like Pascal.
He is only interested in himself.
You know, you are just a rival to him,
even an enemy.
[LUCKY] We'll see Ahmed.
It's like the saying:
Keep your friends close,
but keep your enemies closer.
I am safe. See ya.
[BENJI] Ey, what are you doing with my car?
[VINCENZO] Ahhh, mine, yours.
That's already the wrong attitude.
But therefore I am here. Ha ha ha.
Dottore Cocotti.
Come, let's take a walk.
No? Ahhmm. That's confirming Dottore Cocotti's diagnosis:
You don't let things go.
Well, you lost...
against Pascal Spalter.
You should have done better, for sure.
But in the loss, there lies a big strength.
The one, who looses, feels lighter.
Allow yourself loosing.
Look, look, Vincenzo just lost something
and now he feels lighter.
So Vincenzo actually won.
[BENJI] You know nothing about winning.
[VINCENZO] Very good, very good!
Emotions. That's the first step.
[BENJI] You are crazy.
C'mon, let's go home.
[VINCENZO] Benji...
Very good emotions!
[CASH MONEY ERKAN] Honestly guys,
Ahmed and Mike are over soon.
They just do their own business
and don't care for us anymore.
Who's is GWF's matchmaker? Who's is GWF president?
Bla bla bla.
I mean, guys, trust me,
when the GWF ship is sinking,
I will be aboard already.
Believe me!
[CHRIS COLEN] You nasty rat!
How dare you!
[ERKAN] What do you want, old man?
[CHRIS] Old man?
You thuggish, disrespectful, little child.
If I would be instead of Mike or Ahmed,
I would kick you ass out of...
[ERKAN] Ey, ey, ey! You kick me out?
Did you forget your hearing aid?
It's like I just said: When the GWF ship is sinking,
I will be aboard already.
[CHRIS] Aboard?
Think, on which ship would you be now,
if there haven't had been these two?
On some building site, painting rooms.
You would be a nobody, you wouldn't have a family.
And all of you wouldn't have a family.
Now you're sitting here, like gossip girls.
Shame on you!
And you, there would be no GWF without Ahmed and Mike.
Without Ahmed and Mike...
[ERKAN] Ey, ey, ey grandpa!
How dare you? You couldn't care less about GWF.
Because your career, Colen, will be over soon, as well.
What do you wanna do, old man? Wanna fight?
[CHRIS] We'll see, gnome, who laughs last.
Hello Berlin!
This is the German Wrestling Federation live in Huxleys.
This is Three Count.
Here we go!
The next match is scheduled for...
I'm the alpha animal of GWF, the Lion King: Tarkan Aslan.
Describing my style in the ring is very simple. I'm like the king of the jungle.
I know the weaknesses of my opponents. I know every trick.
By any means. No matter what, I'll get what I want at any cost.
Tonight I face Cash Money Erkan. You will see and understand why THIS LION HERE
is saying "By any means necessary."
With a weight of 84 kg from the Urban Jungle of Berlin,
"Das Alphatier", "The Lion King": Tarkan Aslan!
"Das Alphatier", "The Lion King": Tarkan Aslan!
And his opponent...
Making his way to the ring with a weight of 101 kg from Kosovo:
"Mr. Uppercut", "The Golden Boy": Cash Money Erkan!
I am Cash Money Erkan aka. Mr. Uppercut but the people already know that.
I've been Berlin champion, I've been tag team champion
three times alongside Murat AK from Cash Money Mafia.
I'm only missing one title and that is the World title from Chris Colen.
I will get that title this Saturday at Revenge, in Huxleys in Berlin.
My thoughts about tonight's match are very simple.
I don't care who comes in my way even someone like Tarkan Aslan...
I will beat him in 5 minutes and continue to persue my goal.
From Kosovo: "Mr. Uppercut", "The Golden Boy": Cash Money Erkan!
And here is the winner: "Das Alphatier",
"The Lion King": Tarkan Aslan!
The winner: "Das Alphatier", "The Lion King": Tarkan Aslan!
The following match is a 10 Minutes Time Limit
Intergender Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall!
Making her way to the ring with a weight of 55 kg
from Berlin, fighting for justice: Kati Libra!
[WESNA] I'm the "Croatian Panther" Wesna.
[KATI] I'm member of "Circle of Justice", I'm Kati Libra.
I started 2 years ago with wrestling.
Since then I learned a lot and want to achieve great things in my career.
[WESNA] I started over 20 years ago, I wrestled all over the world.
I've held countless championships and training
a lot of people who are now very succesful.
I think that the Women's division has evolved a lot in recent years.
I fight for our well deserved attention, something that is long overdue.
Our tonight's opponents are Mike and Rambo.
They are behind their prime. They shouldn't
underestimate us. We'll show them what we can do.
[KATI] We will bring Women's Wrestling back into the main shows.
From Berlin, fighting for justice: Kati Libra!
Her tag team partner...
With a weight of 80 kg from Zagreb, Croatia: "The Croatian
Panther", "The Legend of Ladies Wrestling": Wesna!
"The Legend of Ladies Wrestling", "The Croatian Panther": Wesna!
And their opponents...
Making their way to the ring with a weight of 196 kg,
from Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic: Just Rambo!
His tag team partner from Berlin: Crazy Sexy Mike!
[MIKE] This is Just Rambo.
[RAMBO] And this is Crazy Sexy Mike.
[MIKE] We are the Dark Society Vol 2.0.
What? I don't understand your question.
What we have accomplished? Everybody knows that!
[RAMBO] This man right here has won World titles everywhere.
[MIKE] HE was GWF Berlin champion. He is the only wrestler who was able to...
exchange the Berlin championship with the Loserweight title...
This was more of a downgrade instead of an upgrade.
Didn't you rather become World champion?
[RAMBO] Don't forget, because of your lack of
conditioning you became Loserweight champion as well.
We achieved this together as a tag team!
[MIKE] Maybe we shouldn't...
But we have held tag team titles all over the world.
Only in GWF maybe 70, 80, 84 times? [RAMBO] And...
[MIKE] Just Rambo, Crazy Sexy Mike: Best Tag Team!
[RAMBO] Is there anything left to say? [MIKE] There is nothing left to say.
And he asks us what we accomplished so far.
[INTERVIEWER] You both have been Loserweight champion. How was that for you?
Are you seriously asking us how it was for us beeing Loserweight champion?
[RAMBO] He is screwing with us.
[MIKE] Come here. I'll show you what it's like being Loserweight champion.
Just Rambo, Crazy Sexy Mike!
And as soon as the referee gives his okay the time limit of 10 minutes will begin.
Fight!
Match time: 9 minutes.
Remaining time: 8 minutes.
Remaining time: 7 minutes.
6 minutes left.
4 minutes remaining.
3 minutes remaining in this match.
The remaining time is 2 minutes.
60 seconds left!
Either the match ends in the next minute via
pinfall or submission or the girls win, Berlin!
50 seconds left!
30 seconds left! Pinfall or submission or after 10 minutes the girls win!
Berlin, Wesna! 10 seconds left!
7, 6, 5...
No submission and therefore the winners of this match after
10 minutes: Kati Libra and "The Croatian Panther" Wesna!
Together they beat the men: Kati Libra!
[LUCKY] Hey Pascal, Pascal. Hey.
[PASCAL SPALTER] What? [LUCKY] I just wanted to
thank you for your advices.
By the way, they chose me.
[PASCAL] Lucky, they've just chosen you,
because I didn't wanna do it.
And one more advice:
Don't get used to success.
When we meet in the ring,
I will smash your face.
[VINCENZO] Have a seat, Seniore Lion King.
Is that a title?
Vincenzo has a title, too. He is Dottore.
That was kind of a funny story:
I was born in Corleone
and then happened this incident.
That was so funny, you will love it...
...and so Seniore Cocotti became -
Dottore Cocotti!
Do you understand, Seniore...uhm...Lion King?
That 10-minutes YouTube tutorial about hypnosis works better than I thought.
However, we start right away.
My first question, Seniore Lion King:
How's your relationship to your mother?
Hmm. No mother.
Uhmmm, well.
How would you react, if I would do the following?
Naaaaaaantsingonyamaaaaaaa!
Didn't see the movie.
And he calls himself Lion King, hm.
Well, the president, Ahmed:
How would you describe him?
More like a meerkat or rather like a wart hog?
Seniore Aslan, calm down!
[?] Vincenzo, I don't think, that you're allowed to do that,
[VINCENZO] Of course, I may do that. I am Dottore.
Look, the patient is knocked out completely.
He gets nothing around him.
Hey, hey, that's my wool.
Give it back!
Give me my wool back.
Okay Seniore Lion King,
I'll count to three, and then you wake up! For the last time!
One...two...three!
Uhhhm...four? He he hemmm...five?
Good god, for the last and final time: 837...838
[?] Vincenzo, there are five more patients waiting outside.
[VINCENZO] I know!
Ahhh, Seniore Lion King.
[TARKAN] Ahm...uhhhmmm...hmmm.
[VINCENZO] Seniore Lion King, what do you wanna do now?
[TARKAN] Ahhm, nothing. I think, I leave now.
But one moment. I will take that with me.
[VINCENZO] Uhhhm, ok. See you next week.
Condition: critical!
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