Thứ Sáu, 5 tháng 10, 2018

Waching daily Oct 5 2018

Yeah, yeah

Y'all knew what it was the moment that I arrived I'm the one who makes everybody else come alive

Bet y'all know what the name is, Bet y'all see that I'm dangerous

Bet y'all know what I'm saying, I doubled up on the language

Yeah, I walk it like I talk it, so the style's super strong

A hundred thousand people sing aloud to the song

Cause I'm smooth like vinyasa, Japan or Mombassa

Tu casa, mi casa, come catch this kinshasa!

Where I go, I conquer every single region

Nakamerica, I am pledging my allegiance

Charismatic. I'm full of passion. I can't contain it

The fact that y'all are below average is truly entertaining

I know that I'm way ahead of you All that I worry about is the revenue

Step in the ring and I promise, I'll level you

I'm the original, know what I'm telling you What?

Wrestle flow, flow, flow yeah

For more infomation >> Wrestle and Flow - Ep. 9 - Shinsuke Nakamura - 中邑 真輔 - Duration: 1:54.

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GWF Three Count Ep 6 - "The King, You Douches" - Season 2 with English Commentary & Subtitles - Duration: 45:35.

Previously on GWF Three Count

[BEN] In past times, you told me about the wangling of the old pros.

Do you remember? [TARKAN ASLAN] Hmm.

[BEN] That makes sense.

Why being GWF's most experienced wrestler,

if not using it.

[ANKE CASTING AGENT 1] I call, to let you know, that we decided to choose you for the commercial.

[LUCKY KID] YES!!! Awesome. Thank you!

Take it easy. We're gonna talk with the guys and figure out what way to go.

[DOVER] You can go if you want.

Have a tea, have a good conversation

and do your thing like I will do mine.

[ALI ASLAN] Where is this idiot?

[DOVER] Surprise!

----speaking Hungarian----

[ALI] Come here, motherfucker! Shall I rip off your ass?

Man, come here, come here!

You bastard, you swine!

I kill you, you bastard!

Bastard! What a swine!

The next time I see you, piç, bastard, I'll cut off your

ears and give them your mother to eat.

Stand up. Get up.

Finally you were useful.

[GEORGES KHOUKAZ] Thank you, Ali.

Is this a good time to ask you for a match at Revenge?

[ALI]Dude, you are only playing dumb, right?

[GEORGES] Ali... [ALI] No, no, no. Shut up!

A man, who wants something badly, kicks a door down and takes it!

A man who just asks stupid questions, gets only stupid answers.

When you finally start listening,

finally listen to me,

then you will get everything from me.

Now take that fucking box and follow me.

[JOHN KLINGER] I did some thinking:

We are the German Wrestling Federation,

but we only talk in German,

and call ourselves the GWF.

[CRAZY SEXY MIKE] What do you mean?

[JOHN] Well, isn't that contradictory? We communicate all and everything in German language,

shouldn't we be named 'Deutscher Ringerverband'?

[MIKE] I don't get you.

[JOHN] German Wrestling Federation is great,

but shouldn't our language better be English?

All the big and important leagues speak English.

I know, what I am talking about.

After all, I have been everywhere.

[MIKE] Yeah, you are definitely right,

but my English isn't the best.

[JOHN] No problem, bro.

I am finally here. I can help you.

[MIKE] I will give it a thought.

Could you send me a reminder?

[TARKAN] Little brother, what are we doing here? This isn't our locker room. It's Erkan's.

[BEN] Exactly.

[TARKAN] Exactly what?

[BEN] Do you remember, when you told me about that one wrestler?

[TARKAN] Which one? [BEN] The one, who always put sleeping pills

in the drinks, just for making fun of

the other wrestlers, when they drop down in the ring.

[TARKAN] Well, yes. But do you know,

that I have to fight against Erkan today?

[BEN] Exactly.

[TARKAN] I like that.

[ICARUS] Who did you talk to?

[TARKAN] Uhhhm, no one.

Was just talking to myself.

[ICARUS] Don't talk rubbish.

I've heard another voice.

[TARKAN] That's your problem:

You bring your friends along, and now you think, that we all do that.

No. But, Dover?

Did he tell you, that he was at the office to complain,

that he has to pull you through the card

and that he would be better without you.

However, you know the story.

----speaking Hungarian----

[TARKAN] Little brother where have you been?

You have to stand by my side in these situations.

[BEN] Use your brain.

Attack when it's the right time.

And flee when it's the right time.

[TARKAN] Little brother, I am the lion.

And a lion hunts.

[KATI LIBRA] Well, actually it's the lionesses that do the hunting.

Male lions just lay around doing nothing.

[TARKAN] Well, here you hear it.

[BEN] Whooohhooo.

He is the king, you douches!

[AHMED CHAER] Hey Lucky.

Good to see you. All ok?

[LUCKY] All good.

[AHMED] I just got one question.

Maybe it sounds a little stupid,

but please answer honestly.

[LUCKY] Yes, for sure. Always.

[AHMED] My question is: What is your plan?

I mean, what are you up to?

[LUCKY] What shall I be up to?

[AHMED] Look, at Battlefield you go after

Pascal and Bad Bones like a freaking maniac

but from another side I hear, that you ask Pascal for advices for that casting

and if he could help you.

That's contradictory, isn't it?

[LUCKY] Well, first of all Ahmed,

Bones and Pascal went after me,

not the other way round.

And if it comes to Pascal,

I think people don't respect him enough.

People should give him a chance.

He is misunderstood.

When you get better aquainted,

then maybe he is not like he seems to be.

[AHMED] Lucky, I know men like Pascal.

He is only interested in himself.

You know, you are just a rival to him,

even an enemy.

[LUCKY] We'll see Ahmed.

It's like the saying:

Keep your friends close,

but keep your enemies closer.

I am safe. See ya.

[BENJI] Ey, what are you doing with my car?

[VINCENZO] Ahhh, mine, yours.

That's already the wrong attitude.

But therefore I am here. Ha ha ha.

Dottore Cocotti.

Come, let's take a walk.

No? Ahhmm. That's confirming Dottore Cocotti's diagnosis:

You don't let things go.

Well, you lost...

against Pascal Spalter.

You should have done better, for sure.

But in the loss, there lies a big strength.

The one, who looses, feels lighter.

Allow yourself loosing.

Look, look, Vincenzo just lost something

and now he feels lighter.

So Vincenzo actually won.

[BENJI] You know nothing about winning.

[VINCENZO] Very good, very good!

Emotions. That's the first step.

[BENJI] You are crazy.

C'mon, let's go home.

[VINCENZO] Benji...

Very good emotions!

[CASH MONEY ERKAN] Honestly guys,

Ahmed and Mike are over soon.

They just do their own business

and don't care for us anymore.

Who's is GWF's matchmaker? Who's is GWF president?

Bla bla bla.

I mean, guys, trust me,

when the GWF ship is sinking,

I will be aboard already.

Believe me!

[CHRIS COLEN] You nasty rat!

How dare you!

[ERKAN] What do you want, old man?

[CHRIS] Old man?

You thuggish, disrespectful, little child.

If I would be instead of Mike or Ahmed,

I would kick you ass out of...

[ERKAN] Ey, ey, ey! You kick me out?

Did you forget your hearing aid?

It's like I just said: When the GWF ship is sinking,

I will be aboard already.

[CHRIS] Aboard?

Think, on which ship would you be now,

if there haven't had been these two?

On some building site, painting rooms.

You would be a nobody, you wouldn't have a family.

And all of you wouldn't have a family.

Now you're sitting here, like gossip girls.

Shame on you!

And you, there would be no GWF without Ahmed and Mike.

Without Ahmed and Mike...

[ERKAN] Ey, ey, ey grandpa!

How dare you? You couldn't care less about GWF.

Because your career, Colen, will be over soon, as well.

What do you wanna do, old man? Wanna fight?

[CHRIS] We'll see, gnome, who laughs last.

Hello Berlin!

This is the German Wrestling Federation live in Huxleys.

This is Three Count.

Here we go!

The next match is scheduled for...

I'm the alpha animal of GWF, the Lion King: Tarkan Aslan.

Describing my style in the ring is very simple. I'm like the king of the jungle.

I know the weaknesses of my opponents. I know every trick.

By any means. No matter what, I'll get what I want at any cost.

Tonight I face Cash Money Erkan. You will see and understand why THIS LION HERE

is saying "By any means necessary."

With a weight of 84 kg from the Urban Jungle of Berlin,

"Das Alphatier", "The Lion King": Tarkan Aslan!

"Das Alphatier", "The Lion King": Tarkan Aslan!

And his opponent...

Making his way to the ring with a weight of 101 kg from Kosovo:

"Mr. Uppercut", "The Golden Boy": Cash Money Erkan!

I am Cash Money Erkan aka. Mr. Uppercut but the people already know that.

I've been Berlin champion, I've been tag team champion

three times alongside Murat AK from Cash Money Mafia.

I'm only missing one title and that is the World title from Chris Colen.

I will get that title this Saturday at Revenge, in Huxleys in Berlin.

My thoughts about tonight's match are very simple.

I don't care who comes in my way even someone like Tarkan Aslan...

I will beat him in 5 minutes and continue to persue my goal.

From Kosovo: "Mr. Uppercut", "The Golden Boy": Cash Money Erkan!

And here is the winner: "Das Alphatier",

"The Lion King": Tarkan Aslan!

The winner: "Das Alphatier", "The Lion King": Tarkan Aslan!

The following match is a 10 Minutes Time Limit

Intergender Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall!

Making her way to the ring with a weight of 55 kg

from Berlin, fighting for justice: Kati Libra!

[WESNA] I'm the "Croatian Panther" Wesna.

[KATI] I'm member of "Circle of Justice", I'm Kati Libra.

I started 2 years ago with wrestling.

Since then I learned a lot and want to achieve great things in my career.

[WESNA] I started over 20 years ago, I wrestled all over the world.

I've held countless championships and training

a lot of people who are now very succesful.

I think that the Women's division has evolved a lot in recent years.

I fight for our well deserved attention, something that is long overdue.

Our tonight's opponents are Mike and Rambo.

They are behind their prime. They shouldn't

underestimate us. We'll show them what we can do.

[KATI] We will bring Women's Wrestling back into the main shows.

From Berlin, fighting for justice: Kati Libra!

Her tag team partner...

With a weight of 80 kg from Zagreb, Croatia: "The Croatian

Panther", "The Legend of Ladies Wrestling": Wesna!

"The Legend of Ladies Wrestling", "The Croatian Panther": Wesna!

And their opponents...

Making their way to the ring with a weight of 196 kg,

from Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic: Just Rambo!

His tag team partner from Berlin: Crazy Sexy Mike!

[MIKE] This is Just Rambo.

[RAMBO] And this is Crazy Sexy Mike.

[MIKE] We are the Dark Society Vol 2.0.

What? I don't understand your question.

What we have accomplished? Everybody knows that!

[RAMBO] This man right here has won World titles everywhere.

[MIKE] HE was GWF Berlin champion. He is the only wrestler who was able to...

exchange the Berlin championship with the Loserweight title...

This was more of a downgrade instead of an upgrade.

Didn't you rather become World champion?

[RAMBO] Don't forget, because of your lack of

conditioning you became Loserweight champion as well.

We achieved this together as a tag team!

[MIKE] Maybe we shouldn't...

But we have held tag team titles all over the world.

Only in GWF maybe 70, 80, 84 times? [RAMBO] And...

[MIKE] Just Rambo, Crazy Sexy Mike: Best Tag Team!

[RAMBO] Is there anything left to say? [MIKE] There is nothing left to say.

And he asks us what we accomplished so far.

[INTERVIEWER] You both have been Loserweight champion. How was that for you?

Are you seriously asking us how it was for us beeing Loserweight champion?

[RAMBO] He is screwing with us.

[MIKE] Come here. I'll show you what it's like being Loserweight champion.

Just Rambo, Crazy Sexy Mike!

And as soon as the referee gives his okay the time limit of 10 minutes will begin.

Fight!

Match time: 9 minutes.

Remaining time: 8 minutes.

Remaining time: 7 minutes.

6 minutes left.

4 minutes remaining.

3 minutes remaining in this match.

The remaining time is 2 minutes.

60 seconds left!

Either the match ends in the next minute via

pinfall or submission or the girls win, Berlin!

50 seconds left!

30 seconds left! Pinfall or submission or after 10 minutes the girls win!

Berlin, Wesna! 10 seconds left!

7, 6, 5...

No submission and therefore the winners of this match after

10 minutes: Kati Libra and "The Croatian Panther" Wesna!

Together they beat the men: Kati Libra!

[LUCKY] Hey Pascal, Pascal. Hey.

[PASCAL SPALTER] What? [LUCKY] I just wanted to

thank you for your advices.

By the way, they chose me.

[PASCAL] Lucky, they've just chosen you,

because I didn't wanna do it.

And one more advice:

Don't get used to success.

When we meet in the ring,

I will smash your face.

[VINCENZO] Have a seat, Seniore Lion King.

Is that a title?

Vincenzo has a title, too. He is Dottore.

That was kind of a funny story:

I was born in Corleone

and then happened this incident.

That was so funny, you will love it...

...and so Seniore Cocotti became -

Dottore Cocotti!

Do you understand, Seniore...uhm...Lion King?

That 10-minutes YouTube tutorial about hypnosis works better than I thought.

However, we start right away.

My first question, Seniore Lion King:

How's your relationship to your mother?

Hmm. No mother.

Uhmmm, well.

How would you react, if I would do the following?

Naaaaaaantsingonyamaaaaaaa!

Didn't see the movie.

And he calls himself Lion King, hm.

Well, the president, Ahmed:

How would you describe him?

More like a meerkat or rather like a wart hog?

Seniore Aslan, calm down!

[?] Vincenzo, I don't think, that you're allowed to do that,

[VINCENZO] Of course, I may do that. I am Dottore.

Look, the patient is knocked out completely.

He gets nothing around him.

Hey, hey, that's my wool.

Give it back!

Give me my wool back.

Okay Seniore Lion King,

I'll count to three, and then you wake up! For the last time!

One...two...three!

Uhhhm...four? He he hemmm...five?

Good god, for the last and final time: 837...838

[?] Vincenzo, there are five more patients waiting outside.

[VINCENZO] I know!

Ahhh, Seniore Lion King.

[TARKAN] Ahm...uhhhmmm...hmmm.

[VINCENZO] Seniore Lion King, what do you wanna do now?

[TARKAN] Ahhm, nothing. I think, I leave now.

But one moment. I will take that with me.

[VINCENZO] Uhhhm, ok. See you next week.

Condition: critical!

For more infomation >> GWF Three Count Ep 6 - "The King, You Douches" - Season 2 with English Commentary & Subtitles - Duration: 45:35.

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Christmas Ornament Challenge 2018 Announcement - Duration: 3:12.

Hi, Alan Stratton from As Wood Turns.

(www.AsWoodTurns.com) On behalf of Carl Jacobson and myself, it's

time for the Christmas ornament challenge of 2018, our seventh Christmas ornament challenge.

We're going to do things a little bit differently this year.

I think you'll like the changes.

First and foremost last year we opened the challenge to all crafts.

We started off as wood turning.

Then it became all crafts.

This will continue as all crafts this year but we're going to eliminate the requirement

for a video.

So, if you've been put off by the fact that you didn't want to make a video, just still

pictures, you're okay.

Just take a still picture send that in as your submission to the Christmas ornament

challenge.

If you make a video, we'll link it link your picture to it.

But we're going to judge this on the basis of these still pictures.

In years past we had a growing international list of participants.

They got kind of a bad break in this because the costs of shipping prizes was immense.

We couldn't find a solution to this that would enable prizes.

So were eliminating prizes.

We're doing the challenge now for the joy of participating and the opportunity to show

off our stuff.

So any craft, any skill level, novice, intermediate, expert.

Let's see your best stuff in the spirit of Christmas.

Now, when you have major ornament finished, take a still picture.

If you really think you got to have multiple views, compose the picture into one picture.

Then upload it.

If you're a novice show us your best stuff.

If you're an intermediate skilled person and whatever craft it is show us your best stuff.

If you're an expert in whatever craft it is, show us your best stuff.

We'll group people at least by those categories.

How will we judge this?

We're going to produce videos that show us all the pictures and have you vote like you

did last year for which ones you like best.

Then once that's all in we will show a completed video of the clear winners.

So what do you do, make your Christmas ornament.

This season's stuff.

Don't show us for 10 years ago.

Make your Christmas ornament.

Give us your best still picture of that.

Tell us who you are and otherdetails about your ornament and then put it in on the on

the on the webpage which I'll put up there.

(www.AsWoodTurns.com/challenges) and let's have some good fun with this.

Again, any craft, still picture, upload it, month of November.

Let's have some fun and Merry Christmas.

For more infomation >> Christmas Ornament Challenge 2018 Announcement - Duration: 3:12.

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WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY - LES PARODIE BROS - Duration: 8:13.

" WHEN YOU ARE NOT CREDIBLE "

It is 5 pm

my football game will start in a few moments but I can't watch TV

Why ? Because the TV is broken.

Which one of you,

broke the tv !! [in a high voice]

It was an accident, my voice came back, she is there

hum! hum! so I said ...

Which one of you?

broke the tv !! [Screaming with a shrill voice]

ah! [With a high voice]

ah! [With a high voice]

If you want we can do it tomorrow, it does not matter!

We'll do it now [in a weird voice]

WHICH ONE OF YOU HAS BREAK THE TV !! [SCREAMING WITH ACUTE VOICE]

WHICH ONE OF YOU HA .... [SCREAMING AN ACUTE VOICE]

[Olivier and Steven mocking]

Ah, it makes me pity!

STOP THAT !! [SCREAMING WITH ACUTE VOICE]

STOP LAUGHING! NOW !! [SCREAMING WITH ACUTE VOICE]

STOP LAUGHING !! [SCREAMING WITH ACUTE VOICE]

Steven: Hey you suck! Go outside Olivier: I'm not even scared!

A small patch for the throat, it will relieve you, well!

[Olivier and Steven mocking]

Youhouhou !! spit out ! spit out !

She came back !!

ahahaha!

I am afraid, I am afraid Olivier! Transform yourself! Transform yourself! Do it !

" WHEN YOU GET ANGRY "

Steven? Yeah

can I close all the web pages

that you left open ?

and I want to use the computer?

You blames me for something !

No no it's not a complaint!

and you keep!

You push the nail !!

I have no nail ...

Ah, but you ... oh no no

I am on the verge of annoying me, I am not angry but here I am on the verge of annoying me!

You're angry, calm down!

Oh I'm angry, you tell me to calm down! I'm calm ! you're the one speaking to me bad, are you serious!

But no, But no I told wrong!

Oh dear !

He is innocent!

I did not speak badly to you! [Steven imitates Olivier]

Who are you, who are you?

My name is Olivier des Parodies Bros!

oh oh oh you're insolent! you're insolent !!

oh you're insolent !!

YOU ARE INSOLENT !!

Get up ! I'll hit you !

I will express myself differently! you can completely close all the pages you want

I ... I give you ...

it's yours...

It starts again ! We can discuss if you want!

What's going on here?

If you want we can rediscuss,

we can redo the day !

Don't hurt me ... NO PLEASE OLIVIER! STOPPED !!

" WHEN YOUR FATHER IS WRONG "

But it's not me!

Steven, you know what to do !

But it's not me ! I tell you !

You lost the remote control

But it's...

Turn Steven! The remote control is sacred, how do I watch my football games now!

You know the rules ... every belt shot is a syllable.

OK 3-2-1

We..

...not...

.... lose ....

...ol...

We don't lose the remote!

this is not done !! [ crying ]

You said what ?

That is done...

OK, thanks.

Where is this remote! the match will start!

Oops! 😓

[Steven cries]

Hum! hum!

In fact ... II lost the remote control

So...

As I am an honest father ... just ...

I allow you to scream ...

for this time ...

EVERYTIME....

Drop one tone!

EVERYTIME.... keep it down!

I said keep it down!

Each time it's the same thing! [says Steven whispering]

you take advantage of your authority,you hit all the time,

and we have to say nothing then you can cheat on you, you know!

when you're wrong, we do not hit you !

We don't do anything at all!

I would have preferred to have another father!

I think you're really amazing!

I do not have the right to hit you, huh!

no no no

But I can give you a hug!

Come on Steven! I love you very very much ! Me neither...

I love you very very much ! Me neither .... ahhh !!

" WHEN YOU RECEIVE ADVERTISING CALLS "

Ah! New part. Method of education ...

What it to be? Ah!

whipping.

whiplash .... belt [phone rings]

Hello! Yes hello hello!

[the person speaks] Papa Bros: I'm not interested in your services, thank you very much, goodbye.

..stick...

[phone rings]

[the person speaks] Papa Bros: I'm not interested in your services, thank you very much, goodbye.

punch...

[phone rings]

Hello! [the person speaks]

Papa Bros: I'm not interested in your services, thank you very much, goodbye.

rope too ...

[phone rings]

Hello!

Hello! Papa Bros: I'm not interested in your ....

It's Mr Pbros speaking?

Yes it's me !

[packman]: Steven Pbros is your son?

yes it is my son.

[packman]: okay great...

[packman]: Well, he's dead!

What?

[packman]: Well he was there and then no longer there!

[packman]: Okay so ... if it really happens, how would you react ....

Wait it's a simulation !

[packman]: Oh yes, it's a simulation!

It's all a sham!

[packman]: For fake, exactly because ...

we would like to know how people would have reacted if all this had happened for real ...

we are here to accompany you, do not worry

[Car noise starts and rolls fast]

[knock on the door] [Papa Pbros has arrived at the addressee]

[direct seller]: Yes? Papa Pbros: Yes it's me!

Ah, you did it quickly! come and sign the pap ...

Wait! You will see if you will simulate again! [Belt shot] Help !!

[Phone call hung up]

" WHEN A TEENAGER REBELS "

Steven? Yes ?

What are you doing ?

Well, I'm playing!

Ah, you play!

Bah, you know what! You are punished!

What?

But what did I do?

You did not do anything but it was just that I thought it was a little quiet in the house so I punished you.

But you're serious and it amuses you more!

Hey you know what, I'm tired of it, it's always the same thing ...

"Steven punished you" while I'm not doing anything, I'm getting out of here! I'm out of here !

Ah, you want to run away!

Yes ! I run away!

If I'm here to be punished, I'm getting out of here

not even need you!

OK, run away!

You leave ? Yes, I'm leaving.

I leave with my own means, I do not need you anymore!

Give me the bag!

What?

If you leave with your own so you give me the bag that I bought you

OK anyway I do not need that ...

since I'm going on my own ... my stuff ..

all alone ... like a adult!

Well, as long as you're there, you pass me

your T-shirt, your jogging and your shoes that I bought

Steven?

You see, parents are still cracking. It is necessary all the time to force them to let go

they break down, you see!

Yes ? Underpants !

I paid the underpants!

otherwise you will run!

come back here !

More powerful than humans

It's me! Ah ah ah ah !! Of course it's me!

Is it ok Steven? Yes the cleaning is going well.

This is the end of the Bros Family video,

you better subscribe to join the most united family on YouTube.

Like, comment and share

Comment the most annoying thing in the world!

because I'm ...

Steven: Me! is to lose to FIFA because when you lose to FIFA it's hard but hey ... it does not come to me very often so ...

I go back ... I go back.

Next week we will take back the videos on the secondary channel, "the parodiebros show"

So Friday at 18h, new video! you better be there!

Subscribe to our social networks such as

And on this guys .... Ciao!

No, but really! When you lose to FIFA, it's hard but daddy you really have to tell them!

But dad stops!

it's good I stop!

It's filming Steven!

I'll put it in the blooper!

For more infomation >> WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY - LES PARODIE BROS - Duration: 8:13.

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İNSTAGRAM DM'LERİNİ OKUYORUZ !!! #2 - Duration: 11:32.

For more infomation >> İNSTAGRAM DM'LERİNİ OKUYORUZ !!! #2 - Duration: 11:32.

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Chinese Warship Plays Chicken with US Navy - Duration: 10:45.

On this episode of China Uncensored,

The Chinese and US navies have a close friendship.

Or maybe just a close call.

A reporter from Chinese state-run media learns about democracy.

And a famous Chinese actress is free!

To apologize.

This is China Uncensored.

Hi, welcome to China Uncensored,

I'm your host Chris Chappell.

A Chinese warship played a game of chicken

with a US Navy destroyer in the South China Sea.

Apparently they're 45 yards apart,

but it sure looks a lot closer than that.

The US ship was forced to maneuver out of the way

to prevent a collision.

Which means...America blinked first.

Sad!

The Pentagon called the Chinese move

an "unsafe and unprofessional maneuver."

Well that's rather a polite way to put it.

The encounter happened in the Spratly Islands,

where the Chinese regime makes territorial claims.

Actually, they claim pretty much the entire South China Sea.

Needless to say,

not everyone agrees with that claim.

The US has performed regular freedom of navigation operations

in the South China Sea since 2013,

as a way of saying, these are international waters,

and what are you gonna do about it, huh?

And this was the Chinese military saying,

this is what we're gonna do about it.

This also happened right after the US postponed

a planned mid-October security talk

between the Secretary of Defense

and his Chinese counterpart.

So US-China relations aren't doing so hot right now.

If tensions continue to escalate,

things could get serious, fast.

Ok, who TP'ed the US Navy destroyer?

I knew it!

Of course the next time

there's a US-China military encounter,

it may be Xi Jinping himself leading the way.

He looks so natural in the pilot seat, doesn't he?

I guess you could call him a "great helmsman."

Xi Jinping: not just the head of the Chinese Communist Party,

not just the president of the government,

but also the chairman of the Central Military Commission—

among many other titles.

He gave a military inspection this week,

and reminded everyone to be ready for war.

Not with any country in particular.

Just, you know, in general.

I guess Xi wants the PLA to be like the Boy Scouts.

Always be prepared.

But, for war.

Meanwhile, one war the US and China

are already fighting is the trade war.

And the latest battle was fought in the new trade deal

between the US, Mexico and Canada.

The United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement,

USMCA, which will replace NAFTA,

has some clauses built into it that will affect China trade.

Take article 32.10.

It's about free trade negotiations

with non market economies.

China is considered a non market economy.

The clause gives all three countries the power

to block each other from making free-trade

agreements with China without approval.

It effectively gives the US more power in

"weakening Beijing's negotiating power in future trade talks".

Technically, China is not mentioned by name,

but, come on, we know who they mean.

Keep in mind, the USMCA has been agreed on,

but not ratified.

It still needs to be approved

by each of the three countries' legislatures,

which probably won't happen till early next year.

But regardless, Canada's Prime Minister Trudeau

still says that despite the USMCA's restrictions,

he's really excited about closer trade ties with China.

I mean, sure Canadian citizens

are being illegally detained there.

But what's not to love about partnering with China?

I'm telling you, it's the pandas.

Every.

Time.

Hey, ever want to challenge your friends

to see who knows the most about

China's glorious leader Xi Jinping?

That's a dumb question.

Of course you have.

And the good news is, now you can!

There's a new primetime game show all about Xi Jinping!

It's called Studying Xi in the New Era.

According to the South China Morning Post,

it's being broadcast on "Hunan TV,

the country's second most watched channel,

which is wildly popular among the younger generation

for its entertainment shows and idol dramas."

It takes place on a spaceship,

with Karl Marx and a robot.

The show is part of

a general trend pushing "Xi Jinping thought."

It's his very own brand of ideology

that was added to the Communist Party constitution.

The gameshow tests your knowledge of Xi Jinping,

plus has a smattering of questions

about Karl Marx and Mao Zedong.

And the best part is...there's no cash or prizes!

It's the perfect Communist game show.

And I assume that if a contestant is too intellectual,

he gets sent to the countryside.

Speaking of great Chinese state-run television,

a reporter for China Central Television attended

an event held by Hong Kong democracy activists in the UK,

where she yelled at one of the speakers

that he was "anti China"

and called other attendees "traitors".

Then, when a volunteer tried to escort her out of the meeting,

she...slapped him.

If you hit me again, I will call the police.

Oh, how democratic UK.

Wow, she really doesn't understand democracy.

The police came and arrested her.

But then the Chinese embassy intervened,

she was released without charges,

and state-run CCTV demanded that conference organizers

issue an apology to her.

Because did you see how they violated her rights?

Well, you might think that she got off easy,

since a professional journalist from the UK

who did the same thing in China

would have probably been kicked out of the country.

But you would be mistaken,

because CCTV reporters aren't professional journalists.

That's not me saying that.

That's former CCTV president Hu Zhanfan, who said,

"Journalists who think of themselves as professionals,

instead of as propaganda workers,

are making a fundamental mistake about identity."

In that case,

I think this reporter,

sorry, propaganda worker,

is probably going to get a promotion.

Speaking of journalism versus propaganda,

NPR just released a wide-ranging interview

with Chinese ambassador to the US, Cui Tiankai.

After Cui pushed for more "openness" in the US toward China,

the NPR reporter asked if China

would be willing to have more openness

for foreign reporters to go into Tibet,

where they've been banned from traveling for years.

And Cui says, well,

the altitude in Tibet is kind of high,

and the climate is pretty tough.

I mean, the Chinese regime

is just looking out for foreign reporters, you know?

They wouldn't want them to get altitude sickness.

The NPR reporter pushed back, saying that

"we have high altitudes in the United States."

And Ambassador Cui promptly pivoted to the fact that

they can't have too many visitors in Tibet,

because they need to protect the local environment.

I mean, sure the local government

has been encouraging tourism—

mostly from other parts of China—

and now Tibet gets 25 million visitors a year.

But even though the Chinese Communist Party

would love to have foreign reporters over in Tibet,

it's just that, you know,

the house is a mess and they really should clean it up first,

but they've been so busy.

Maybe in another decade or two.

Oh, and about those political re-education camps in Xinjiang?

Ambassador Cui is not saying there are camps,

but he's also not saying there are not camps.

But you know, if there were camps,

they'd be a great place for people to learn skills and…

...look over there, it's terrorism!

It's spreading all over the place!

What a diplomat.

We have an update on Fan Bingbing,

the missing Chinese celebrity superstar.

"Fans heard very little of Fan Bingbing

when she suddenly dropped off the radar in June.

Until now.

The Chinese superstar has released a statement on social media,

apologizing for tax evasion."

She owes 130 million dollars now,

a combination of back taxes and fines.

As we reported two weeks ago,

the entertainment industry in China

has been using what's called yin-yang contracts.

Basically there's a fake contract to show tax authorities,

and a real one with a much higher salary

that the actor actually gets paid.

Fan Bingbing's sudden disappearance

and then public apology falls in line

with an age old tradition in Communist China—

of secretly detaining people

until they see the error of their ways.

"In her statement, she says,

'Without the good policies of the Communist Party and state,

without the love of the people,

there is no Fan Bingbing.'"

And without publicly apologizing

to the Communist Party and the state,

there's also no Fan Bingbing.

Speaking of putting pressure on things,

this dramatic video posted to Chinese social media

shows a giant boa constrictor squeezing the life from a dog.

Three boys attempt to help.

And presumably there's a fourth boy,

who does NOTHING,

just stands there holding a camera.

Anyway, they attempt to unwind the huge snake from the dog.

And I wouldn't end this episode without something uplifting.

So don't worry:

they're finally able to set the dog free.

At least this China Uncensored episode

has someone being set free.

So what do you think?

Leave your comments below.

And before you go,

now is the time when I answer questions from you!

The loyal members of the China Uncensored 50-cent army

who support the show on the crowd funding website Patreon.

David Michael White asks,

"Chris, where did you get those socks?

Ah, the important question gets asked.

I noticed that many of you noticed my socks

in the recent interviews.

Perhaps I should try longer pants?

Perhaps, shorter legs?

Either way, those were some good looking socks.

But I can't tell you where I bought them, David,

because I didn't.

They were a gift from my mom.

Thanks for you question.

But now I have a question for all of you.

I got so many YouTube comments about this,

should I be selling China Uncensored socks?

Wait, what's that Shelley?

When people say, "Nice Socks"

they don't actually mean nice socks?

Fine.

Well thanks for watching this episode of China Uncensored.

Once again I'm your host Chris Chappell.

See you next time.

As I mentioned, China Uncensored is supported

mainly through direct viewer contributions.

Go to Patreon.com/ChinaUncensored

or click this orange button.

Check out all the cool rewards you get

for being a Patreon supporter—

including, of course,

having me answer your questions on the show.

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Türkiye'de TURİST Gibi Taksiye Binmek! - Duration: 7:59.

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Lorefinder: Planetouched Races (Vol. 1) - Duration: 17:06.

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ARNAQUE, CRIME ET ALGORITHME - Curry Club - Duration: 3:38.

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4 Mind Expanding YouTube Channels - LucidTube - Duration: 4:28.

YouTube is a big and confusing space, sometime's it's nice to have a lucid guide, rather than

an algorithm, clue you into the latest interesting channels and videos.

So, if you're looking for something new to expand your mind, welcome to Lucid Tube.

Hello everyone, Well, today I thought I'd try something a

little different - if you like it, it'll become a regular slot on The Lucid Guide (so remember

to click like if you do).

In LucidTube I'll share with you some of the most interesting and unique videos and channels

here on YouTube.

Stuff to really expand your mind and bring a little lucidity into your life.

YouTube can get all a bit me-me-me and egotistical, and The Lucid Guide is all about sharing a

love of knowledge.

So consider these suggestions as great additional resources to complement the lucid guide

Links to everything shared can be found in the video description and you can make your

own suggestions for future videos in the comments below.

So let's get started.

Number 1

If you're looking for an eye into the cosmos, you'll be hard pushed to find a more beautiful

and true to life representation than the amazing astronomical cinematics offered by Seán Doran.

Sean creates amazing cosmic animations based on photography and data from various space

and astronomy agencies.

Their minimalistic approach offers a wonderful touch of serenity, and they make for a wonderful

meditative backdrop.

For lucid dreamers, they offer great visual content to inspire dream scenery.

Number 2

Continuing with an astronomical theme, John Michael Godier, a futurist and author, produces

entertaining and detailed educational videos on a wide range of cosmic based subjects.

From the Fermi Paradox, exo-planets, simulation theory and beyond, it's a really great channel

to expand your understanding of the universe.

It's a great compliment to the lucid guide.

Number 3

Captain Disillusion is an amazing channel with insane production values.

It explores the importance of critical thinking when applied to viral internet videos and

hoaxes - all through the eyes of a professional videographer.

It's a cheeky channel with a good deal of comedy thrown in, but highlights just how

important it is to not believe everything you see.

It's a great primer for those looking to increase their powers of perception and expand their

knowledge of video editing and CGI.

Number 4

The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows.

For the more poetic and philosophical among you, the compendium of invented words written

by John Koenig, in his "Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows", is a wonderfully creative and emotional

approach to existence.

It aims to fill holes in the language—to give a name to emotions we all feel but don't

have a word for.

In his own words, the author's mission is to capture the aches, demons, vibes, joys

and urges that roam the wilderness of the psychological interior.

Each sorrow is bagged, tagged and tranquillized, then released gently back into the subconscious.

It makes for a wonderful philosophical addition to a quiet evening or Sunday afternoon.

I've been told it has a slight flavour of The Lucid Guide.

I highly recommend taking some time to explore and enjoy these channels, a lucid mind should

always have a wide range of sources.

Remember all the links can be found in the video description.

Also, don't forget to let them know that The Lucid Guide sent you :)

I'd love to hear your suggestions of great channels and videos - and the best will be

included in future Lucid Tube episodes - so, drop your suggestions in the comments below.

Remember, share the title not the link, as YouTube doesn't allow link sharing.

Enjoy your lucid tube adventures - I'm Daniel Love, The Lucid Guide, and until next time

stay lucid.

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k?d - Electronic Memories ft. Mickey Kojak - Duration: 3:58.

♪ I tried my best to tell you how I feel ♪

♪ But every time I speak to you, there's nothing left that's real ♪

♪ And I know, I know you've heard it all before ♪

♪ But something's got it's hold on me, won't fight it anymore ♪

♪ Cause even I know the years go by ♪

♪ The seasons pass and our spirits die ♪

♪ Yeah we tried to say that it's over now ♪

♪ We tried to leave but we don't know how ♪

♪ Cause girl you got me dreaming ♪

♪ But you're playing with my heart ♪

♪ Just say that you won't leave me ♪

♪ And stop tearing me apart ♪

♪ Cause girl you got me dreaming ♪

♪ But you're playing with my heart ♪

♪ Just say that you won't leave me ♪

♪ And stop tearing me apart ♪

♪ Cause girl you got me dreaming ♪

♪ But you're playing with my heart ♪

♪ Just say that you won't leave me ♪

♪ And stop tearing me apart ♪

♪ Cause girl you got me dreaming ♪

♪ Like a fire from a spark ♪

♪ Just say that you won't leave me ♪

♪ And stop tearing me apart ♪

♪ If only I could change your mind ♪

♪ I'd make my way back to you ♪

♪ I know that I could be your kind ♪

♪ Just tell me what I've got to do ♪

♪ Cause girl you got me dreaming ♪

♪ But you're playing with my heart ♪

♪ Just say that you won't leave me ♪

♪ And stop tearing me apart ♪

♪ Cause girl you got me dreaming ♪

♪ Like a fire from a spark ♪

♪ Just say that you won't leave me ♪

♪ And stop tearing me apart ♪

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What is an Epidemic? - Duration: 1:01.

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BAZZAR Artists Get Ready for India Premiere! | What are they looking forward to? | Cirque du Soleil - Duration: 2:58.

MÉLODIE L'AMOUREUX HULA HOOP

ELLA BOHDANOVA / ANASTASIYA MELNYCHENKO ACRO DUO

JEFF ROBITAILLE FIRE MANIPULATION

FLORIAN BLÜMMEL ACRO BIKE

EVELYNE PAQUIN-LANTHIER DUO TRAPÈZE

DESTANI WOLF SINGER

DUGI DÁNIEL DANCER

SAMANTHA PITARD HAIRCEAU

MEET THE ARTISTS FROM CIRQUE DU SOLEIL BAZAR

THE ECLECTIC LAB OF INFINITE CREATIVITY

Hello, my name is Mélodie Lamoureux, I'm Canadian

and I do a hula-hoop act in BAZZAR,

and I'm really looking forward to going to India.

- Hello! My name is Ella. - Hi, my name is Nastya.

- We are from Ukraine, from Odessa, - and we work as an acrobatic duo

in the Bazzar show.

My name is Jeff Robitaille and I do fire acts in BAZZAR,

and I'm really looking forward to going to India to discover the country,

eat the food and see all the sights. So yes, I'm impatient.

Hello, my name is Florian Blümmel,

I'm from Germany and I'm the bike act in the show Bazzar

and I've never been to India and therefore I'm really excited

about what awaits us and cannot wait to go.

Hello, my name is Evelyne, and I'm from Montreal.

In BAZZAR I'll be performing in a two-person trapeze act

and I'm really looking forward to going to India to perform the show,

and also because it will be my first time there.

Bye, see you soon.

Hey everybody, my name is Destani Wolf, I'm from Berkeley, California.

I'm the lead singer to this beautiful show.

I'm so excited to go to India to get to know a new culture,

to share the magic of the show

and also to be able to receive so much of this beautiful place, so thanks.

Hi, I'm Dugi from Budapest,

I am the red dancer in the Bazzar show.

We're heading to India, and I am very very excited

because I can tour with this awesome team.

This is my first Cirque du Soleil show,

for me it is a dream come true, so if you have the opportunity,

do not miss the show!

Hi guys, my name is Samantha Pitard,

I am from Illinois which is in the United States of America

and I do hairceau in the show

and that's actually a combination from hair hang and a hoop

and I am super thrilled to come to India

to check out all the sights and stuff, especially the Taj Mahal,

but also to bring Cirque du Soleil to India

for the first time is such a huge privilege.

See you soon.

CIRQUE DU SOLEIL BAZZAR

THE ECLECTIC LAB OF INFINITE CREATIVITY CIRQUEDUSOLEIL.COM/BAZZAR

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ENGINEER IS TRAIN #ScoutIsDelicious10Collab - Duration: 0:51.

Engineer is train !

WOOOOOOOOOHIE ! WOOOOOOOOHOOO !

I like trains.

(oh shiet)

Wait ! Nooooooooooooooooo... !

(plot twist and also death)

What did you expect ? A predictable joke or something ?

(le snort)

(le stupid laugh)

(asdfmovie reference, finally !)

(piano gag)

Perfect landing !

(spontaneous combustion)

This is fine. (Actually, no it isn't)

(rest in RIP)

(nerd)

Oh boy, I'm tired...

(good joke)

WHAT THE SHIT ?!

(funny sitcom ft. epilepsy)

All this for a pun ?! Really ?!?

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Crossout Show: Full-metal bird - Duration: 4:36.

In this episode:

Full-metal bird

Triple shot

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Win-win

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Take a look at this combat duck!

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But Влад Кушнерук has turned it into a brutal engine of destruction, armed with shotguns and a mohawk.

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For such excellent example of teamplay the video's author will get 1000 Gold!

Every self-respecting raider got to have a pet.

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However, some believe that a pet has to be able to do more than just lie at your feet and nibble at car tires.

It has to help.

That's why some of the more open-minded of the Waste's inhabitants began adopting pet hogs.

Taking one out for a stroll is epic.

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Carl Carlson says:

Officer: Uhh..Sir i think you lost half your vehicle back there.

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Please respond to your original comment with your in-game nickname and email address

so we can send you your prize.

Please, be advised that the prize gold may take up to five business days to be added to your in-game account.

Thank you for watching this episode!

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